#i am not breathing

[albonoooo]

i'm too fragile for this

[dyrewrites]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Brought to you by: @tryingtimi (here)

I is taggin' @rowanmgrey-author and @illarian-rambling

Rules: use this link to generate some incorrect quotes for your characters!

These are always a delight, so let's see how weird we get!

(spoilers; they're none of them incorrect)

Ludovico: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Lucient: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Ludovico: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Lucient: Is it working?

Ludovico: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Lucient: We’re getting married, bitches! Ludovico: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

[girlfriendline]

FUCKING YES FLOWER

[accordionlover]

it is so weird to be home alone rn. gf is seeing a movie with an autistic-coded half-carribean skirt-loving girl who ISNT me and thus i am alone in my apartment in the evening for what feels like the first time in years. the last time i felt like this was when i still lived at home. i've actually been thinking a lot about what life was like before i spent every second with gf in arms reach. it was def lonely but possibly more peaceful. but if you gave me the choice between hectically in love or lonely and peaceful i would choose the former. summer's come early and we just had a mid-february-type storm. it's supposed to go all day tomorrow.

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[catmask]

does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 20: ZORA WELLSPRING

Sidon plays packhorse. Link and Zelda play with electricity and water. Everybody leaves happy except for the fried aerocuda.

(Something’s in the water temple.)

This is a self indulgent totk au called Familiar Familiar where link and zelda travel through upheaval hyrule! Masterpost can be found here:

Patreon here too, if you wanna feed me a slice of bread like a duck

[basiltonpitch]

ever since 911 moved to abc i feel like i've been having a nonstop cardiac event

[petersbaby]

Good god

with an ear against his door, you bite your lip and clench your thighs as you listen to eddie fisting his cock. his moans gradually grow louder as he picks up his pace.

he’s panting like a dog. the wet schlick of his hand gliding up and down his shaft making heat pool in your core.

“mommy… please- god fuck-“ he says your name under his breath, almost incoherently, and tugs at his cock harder. you let out a silent gasp and decide to peek inside his room, finally properly watching him.

you can see the way his face is screwed up, nose scrunched. you can see his tongue poking the side of his mouth. you can see how tight he’s gripping his member and how fast he’s really going.

he imagines you on top of him, pinning his wrists above his head while you ride him furiously, your pretty pussy squeezing around him teasingly.

and that’s enough for him to burst.

he lets out a ragged moan as he bucks into his fist. he cums on his abdomen, dick twitching and sensitive. and when he’s finally aware of your presence, you end up riding him just like he had dreamed.

[sentient-forest-boy]

As a young librarian, I started trying to figure out why more young people aren't ever coming in; 90% of our demographic are the elderly and parents of children, and the rest are a rough mix of the kids and teenagers who come in just for school projects. As a result, I've been attempting different ways to get the Youth TM to come into libraries, but first I wanted to see why they don't come in. Please reblog to get this poll out to more people! <3

[hwaightme]

...in conclusion, i am literally a ghost

...this user is no longer conscious

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

[the-phantom-peach]

can you show us all your link designs you have? Like for each game? (Only if you want to of course) if not, I wanted to ask if you would ever do a Links meet type of au with your link designs? Just curious 👀

Here’s most of the links I have so far! Their designs aren’t incredibly unique or anything, but I I like adding my own spin on pre/post game designs.

Will I ever do a links meet au? Probably not lol. I mean in little scenarios, maybe, but I could never do a full fledged comic or anything. All the works I’ve seen from other artists are so so good but I can never have that kind of commitment so I commend them “OTL Plus my designs aren’t very timeline accurate soooo ^^’

[dontbotheraziraphale]

The Doctor being held by his new self, being kissed on the forehead by him, being told it's okay. That's not growth, that's healing.

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down