#i am not a disney adult
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
i want to take a day, an early morning flight, and go to disneyworld early one saturday morning and then come home sunday afternoon. spend the morning in the park, then check into the hotel, spend evening at the pool, then go back to the park for dinner and late-night shenanigans.
beneath neon lights and artificial stone, amidst strict greenery and the occasional rustle of a leaf on the breeze, think about kissing in abandoned corners, grazing lips and teeth and rock.
i wish for one thing but to experience wonderment. it’s something my mental health has taken from me. i used to be able to draw and draw, and today i drew, and everything was existential.
what can i do but click the first search result for “magical places.” what can i do but look behind me, a distant glistening memory from before it was all too real. what can i do but return to the place i was, at the very least, safe.
and yes, there is artifice. but you’re aware of it, and that awareness amplifies the high, i think. nothing’s real here. nothing’s real. not you, not the character you took a photo with, not even the beer you’re drinking for the crisp shock of hops on a sweltering Saturday afternoon. and for long enough, it doesn’t have to be.
is there not relief in ignorance?
#prose#disney world#mental health#i am not a disney adult#i am simply an adult who enjoys disney#not as a champion of capitalism#but in a constant search for Vibes#and if i’m gonna feel like i’m on a hanglider flying across the world#and immediately after can have a crisp soda#and a goddamn hot dog#while sitting near gardens#and being with my gf#and ride inside a fucking golf ball#and then GET IN A POOL#WITH A GODDAMN WATER SLIDE#AND THEN GO BACK FOR MORE ROLLERCOASTERS#THEN MY BROTHER IN CHRIST#I’M GONNA DO IT AT DISNEY WORLD
0 notes
Text
happy and proud!!
✷(print shop)✷
#mine#original#sm how managed 2 miss pride month....but its pride month every month in this house hold#ive read two bad YA books so far this month as a break from th 2nd farseer book but now.....i am back.........i am reading th 3rd one#its gna make my brain explode i can feel it#n then idk what i will read. maybe th hands of th emperor#could i read smth other than 800 page epic fantasy pls#the YA books werent too bad for YA but they hve that YA cringe 2 it. idk how u people read it constantly#if i hve 2 read th word 'heck' one more time#also theres always like. disney channel vibes. like i read gay YA romance n its so sanitised n vanilla. its so superficial#like i get this is for 16 year olds but were is the longing. the yearing. these guys are fanfic tropes stuck 2gether 2 glue.#also. what is with nearly every mlm romance / fantasy being YA not adult fiction. whats up w that#anyway hve a good evenin im gna do knitting!!!!!!!!!!!!
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
PLEASE tell me this has been done before or im loosing all my hope in humanity. Also glep controls at least 80 percent of my actions.
#mio#smiling friends#adult swim#cartoonetwork#cartoon#pim pimling#charlie dompler#alan red#glep#inside out 2#inside out#disney#queer#meme#sad hours#mentally fucked#mentally i am unwell#mentally insane#trans#nonbinary#lgbtq+ community#queer community
175 notes
·
View notes
Text
Had another fun Disneyland day today! I caved and finally got a Magic Band since I liked the design. I tried out the Bounty game for the first time, and it’s basically a game of “hot or cold” where you walk around Batuu and the magic band vibrates and glows red or green depending on how close you are to the bounty. Then you turn it in!
#Disneyland#it me#theme park stuff#Star Wars#galaxy’s edge#Batuu#Batuu west#sometimes I shake my head in cringe of the Disney adult I am#but I have fun#Galaxy’s Edge is by far my favorite part of the park and I love it so much#specifically Oga’s cantina
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
being pretentious without being smart enough to justify it is a heavy burden
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
hardly a hot take in the year two thousand twenty-four but the original "part of your world" is so incredible. the emotion and earnestness of jodi benson's performance, the simple sweep and swell of the orchestration...it was written for a very specific visual accompaniment, but even divorced from it, it is so married to its setting and characters in everything from the lyrics to the choice of instrumentation. it pushes! it pulls! quiet moments flank every big swell, yet the song never loses its momentum, never forgets how strongly ariel feels about the surface world. howard ashman you will never be forgotten, this song truly changed the world
#compare this to let it go...absolute show-stopper performance. but it could be put in any movie even with the ice metaphors#i like the music in frozen a lot. it is so entertaining. but it doesn't make me want to weep and scream the way the little mermaid does#like tarzan has a pop soundtrack but it feels more acclimated to its story. it's possible. phil went off#phil ALSO made RADIO VERSIONS of all the songs so you could enjoy BOTH!!!!!! GOD#i am not beating the disney adult allegations i fear#bolt watches things
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
D23 was interesting
Entertainment was… less entertaining and super tone deaf “did everyone want 6 more remakes and sequels no one asked for?”
Meanwhile the parks panel is hilarious, full throttle and josh d'amaro is like “everyone gets a puppy!”
Rip Tron fans
#I am a theme park adult fight me#on the upside- good parks stuff- downside? whatever they’re doing to Tron#there’s different divisions man and frankly need to gut the entertainment higher ups 🫣#tron#tronblr#tron 1982#tron legacy#Tron 3#d23#Disney#Disney parks
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
kyle kirkwood | sebring testing 2024
#hi logang logan really wants u guys to watch his bestie race in st pete next weekend!!#it’s true he told me himself#kyle kirkwood#indycar#indycar testing 2024#joe skibinski/indycar#*#he’s good!! he won five championships back to back!!#he won two races last year!!#he’s from florida!!! (hates disney adults!)#he’s really cute and really freckly and he looks better with a beard#i am not ashamed of making everything about f1 if it gets you guys into indycar btw
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
Seen a disgusting ass video on tiktok/YouTube of some couple doing it in the movies while Moana 2 was screening. The two other people in the video reported them as they should, but what i want to talk about is the fact, people in the comments of the video were talking about
:whyd you snitch
:why didn't you just mind your business
And so on, and I just find is super fucking weird that no one finds it weird (I say no one lightly I'm sure some people understand where I'm coming from) that these grown ass adults were doing it to a kids movie, in a theater where a child could have walked in at any moment. People where laughing about it, and trying to say it was fine bc no kids were there. It doesn't matter if children were there or not it's the fucking moral of the fact and the lack of respect and boundaries for others. And I'm not kink shaming, but there are safer and more appropriate ways to indulge in them.
Thank you for reading my rant, I just needed to know if I'm over reacting or whatever. Most opinions welcome, unless you're just going to say "just mind your own business".
#rant post#vent#shitpost#am i wrong#am i crazy#share your thoughts#please#tiktok#youtube#my thougts#bd/sm kink#voyerurism#kink shaming#not kink shaming#moana 2#disney moana#adult swim
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
If you ever feel like sh!t, remind yourself that, at least, you're not a chronically online conservative frozen fan.
I swear it's gonna boost your self-esteem to the top roof
#i said what i said#disney#frozen#frozen 2#give elsa a girlfriend#elsamaren#disney frozen#kristanna#disney adults#be gay do crimes#1 am thoughts#frozen elsa#anna and elsa#conservatives#lesbian
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
the problem with working a job where u interact with like 1500 people per day & u are supposed to be charming and informative the whole time is that sometimes you are so weird on accident?? and u say something that is so weird to say to another person out loud ?? and u just have to be like :) lets pretend that was normal. do you have any other questions
#me sitting at my table in silence recounting my day and visibly wincing repeatedly etc etc#to be fair to myself people say really weird things to me and then i have to respond.#i think sometimes disney adults expect childrens museum employees to all be like disneyland character employees.#which we are not i’m not actually doing a bit i’m just some guy who works here and will talk to your kid about dinosaurs ??#if your kid points to a dead bug and asks if its dead (this is in the context of letting children touch preserved specimens)#im literally not gonna play along and lie to your child that is ridiculous#its not sleeping. i am here to talk about science#LOL i will probably delete this later i am so exhausted holiday break sure is… breaking me…#2600 people today…#unrelated sometimes people come up to me later to compliment my stage shows and i think in the new year#im just gonna start being like :) what parts did you enjoy ? elaborate please#i feel like im doing improv all the time.
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
just thought about maybe traveling to hamburg and getting the best tix for the lion king for my 30th birthday in january
14 notes
·
View notes
Note
by any chance do you take inspiration from furry artists because a lot of your work looks like the furry art style but if you did it on humans
the don bluthification of just being a 90s kid I think
#breplies#but I drew a lot of Pokémon and then Naruto mixing into the omg uwu early 00s oekaki furry scene#neopets and lion king and then dbz and uhhhh just whatever was on cable vhs or adult swim#only bits and pieces but like inuyasha and wolfs rain and ginga weed#I loved Tarzan beauty and the beast and idk just mixes of dudes getting to yell and toe the line of ancient instinctual beast#but yea like I grew up too watching my bestie (javajackal on Twitter) dive into furry art#and like lots of others too nowadays cause I tend to spam follow#anon#this is wonderful I’m laughing my ass off I love u so much#but no fr I am always curious how y’all view my art cause I draw it! so I’m like desensitized to my own style#but yea I think heavy Disney influence tbh. lack of internet and limited vhs and dvds will do that to ya in your formative years
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Don't get me wrong, I know Loki is a Norse god and the tree is very specifically meant to be Yggdrasil but Loki walking with all the thread to sit on the throne and hold the threads of time together was also very reminiscent of the titan Atlas imo
#yes i am aware these are two different mythologies but i was a Greek Mythology kid who turned into a Norse Mythology adult#so#loki spoilers#loki disney+#loki season 2#the titan atlas#greek mythology#norse mythology
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
I can't believe I'm actually getting excited to do my next run/train....RunDisney did a number on me......I'm supposed to hate running, why do I like it now?????????
#it me#running#rundisney#i think that runner's high was the thing#i also made a running playlist and gosh i am just shaking my head since i was like oooohhhh cool songs to listen to while training#i did also sign up for my first turkey trot as well#what have i become#who knew being a cringe disney adult would make me want to do more fitness
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
ok but i'm sincerely curious how disney adults have become the subject of ridicule. i don't understand how it's different than any other fandom behavior. and obviously there are very distinct examples of bad behavior but every fandom gets that. not EVERY homestuck fan committed a sharpie bath incident
and i see so much of it coming from ppl who are in fandom spaces and are anti cringe culture?? shocker, it also applies to the ppl u don't personally like
2 notes
·
View notes