#i am in college

[cozmicnymph]

Something yall need to understand is i am not a charity case. I am not a blog you can use to get money. I have 16 followers and I am TIRED. I want to come on here and escape from the horrors of my life and I can't do that if people find it socially acceptable to invade my asks and dms and ask for money.

"I'm queer" me too.

"I'm in a red state" me too

"I can't afford-" me neither. I live at home and starved myself last week to afford gas.

"I'm young" me too. I'm not even 19 yet.

Why are we as a society putting all this preashre on everyone to fork over what they have when we don't even have enough. I'm sorry, but invading my little corner of the internet to dm me asking for money is insane. Especially when most of you are fake/scammers.

[neonjazzparty]

Finally updated my Meet the Artist

Fun fact: I am not a person but a concept

[annarcaccia]

updates will come to my website when I remember to update my website

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[blabberoo]

headcanoning Ford is a much bigger menace than Stan during highschool days but he gets away with it..

[cat-in-a-fedora]

I am American, but I know jack squat about geography. I would totally buy this.

the great mysterious caves of New Mexico. idk.

California has some mountains and fog, Arizona is massive and flat as a board with massive roads, Ohio has no fences and all the bugs, and I’m convinced that all of Utah is on a 20 degree incline hill. I know this all only because I have been to these places. I know virtually nothing of the rest of the country.

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

[curioscurio]

I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her

[adiodont]

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[goosologist]

they have an exam in two days but they keep making out about it

[rika-mortis]

Made a silly alternate version for the previous comic

[thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel]

May i offer Egyptian miku in these trying times

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[lilybug-02]

An alarm clock sounds the end!

Bug Fact: Several insects can hear ultrasonic sound waves, including cockroaches, spiders, wasps, beetles, and flies.

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[azz-modeus]

Sometimes all you need in the moment is a hug from your dad.

(no I haven’t decided on a concrete Bruce design yet. Yes he will change in every drawing until I feel happy with how he looks.)