#i am going insane /silly

[weaponsdrawn]

time to work! no? time to die! cus i'm not not nice no i'm not nice. i'll shoot you in the face 'til i make you die. watch me swing my secret club. i put golf in your belongs. they call me the golf thief, uh, the way i disperse grief, uh, and i dont like to play by the rules so in my clubhouse you will be doomed (CHAIRMAN)

my name is surlee. i made the chairman. it was difficult to put the pieces together. but unfortunately, something went so wrong. and now i can't do anything but sing this stupid song! my name is surlee.

MY NAME IS SLAPPY. MAYOR. I AM ELECTED. SLAPPY. THAT IS MY NAME. SLAPPY. I WANT ANOTHER. SLAPPY. WHAT IS THAT THING? IM GOING UP TO THE BOT. THERE IS A YESMAN. AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING CHAIRMAN OH YEAH MY NAME IS THE FUCKING CHAIRMAN OH YEAH keep repeating this you get the point

my name is club president and, i am fucking backsident, yuh 'cus with my golf power i am gonna make you scream louder HEHA! its a golf attack bitch! the cogs are coming to town , so sit your ass down & get ready for a golf ATTACKKKKKKKKKK

no, not the golf! what have i done! SLAPPY IMMM SORRRRRYYYYY

robot deactivated

/j /ref

[tabooiart]

Don’t be so formal! We’re all paly-wals here. I mean, look at us. We even hold court in your own tongue and form!

[p1ctur3]

hazard might potentially be the most powerful merc out there

we all know he can summon electricity with an electrical warning sign

who is to say he can't do the same with other warning signs?

just look through types of warning signs and you begin to realise the amount of stuff he could do, and why he didn't use quite a bit of them back in 'wanted' because it would just kill TCO or cause too much collateral damage

but he also get to have some silly abilities like summoning a forklift

[nebuladreamz]

A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN

This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops

But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.

So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D

@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa

@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez

@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid

@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff

@cacaocheri

(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)

AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT

@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn

@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts

@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1

@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide

[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]

[felix-lupin]

Ok but why is no one talking about "every day is a day of love if you only believe it so" I AM GOING TO CRY THAT'S SO SWEET. EVERY DAY IS A DAY OF LOVE IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE IT SO

Screenshot taken from this post

[sharky-the-idiot]

Quick PSA about asexuals because woohoo stuff happened 😁

ASEXUALS ARE NOT ALL THE SAME.

I can't believe it's 2024 and some people still don't get this.

Asexuals can have sex and still be asexual. Asexuals can be sex repulsed and still be asexual. Asexuals can make sex jokes and still be asexual. Asexuals can be aromantic and still be asexual. Asexuals can be alloromantic and still be asexual. It's not just sex and romance repulsed. It's a spectrum. Ok thanks for reading my Ted talk for a second, hope you have a great rest of your day <3

[florshedworf]

this is my HOT SCALDING II TAKE ‼️‼️‼️ cobs is a great villain for the show that he is in for a show that promotes creativity, meaningful relationships and hope the fact that the big bad is a forward thinking, cold-hearted capitalist is actually perfect

[mossy-paws]

Sword PHIGHTING! period cramps moodboard

Gods mightiest warrior…….

Og image:

ANYWAYS EXTRA BITS!!!! So. Yeah. I wasted exactly 27 hours and 29 minutes of my life making this over a period of like. ~a week and a half LMAO????? I THINK IT WAS LONGER?? Yeah all of these are completely redrawn from the Og “panels”, replicating the dungeon meshi style is. MISERABLE I don’t know why I did this to myself holy fucking shit, all of you blame @squiffer-salad for this monstrosity she’s the reason why this exists in the first place /silly

anyways, I highly recommend looking at the panels individually because I put a lot of fun extra bits in them and just. A LOT of effort in general, any likes, reblog’s, or comments are insanely appreciated since this did take such a long time :’DDD, everything in these minus the backgrounds are completely redrawn/shaded/and colored by hand, this includes mid/screen tones as I used specific layers for those! anyways thank you for coming to my period cramp projection ted-talk I’m going back into my Everglade hole.

[alleyesony0u]

IT WAS A CYCLE ALL ALONG IT WAS A CYCLE EVBO WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE THERE ARE PEOPLE ABOVE YOU BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE ABOVE THEM IT IS A CONSTANT CYCLE OF CAUSING PAIN AND SUFFERING TO GET TO THE TOP (or in this case bottom) OF THE SYSTEM

the swords are the ones being farmed for immortality, others weapons either invade or are sent as punishment. those other weapons saw a kid, a wimpy natural-born sword who just so happened to take on the home of the chosen one, and used that because that's what they've always done. used the sword level for immortality. they are swords in this civilization, but they also have their old weapons, they are the higher ups that control those who think they're the higher ups.

this world is not a good one. it is all abuse and exploitation and using using using.

even the diamond swords used and used and used. most of them were not born with a sword in their hand.

the further the hole you dig, the more of the abuse you find. getting to the bottom of it.

bows, shields, swords, tridents, axes. and you are born with the unlucky blade that dooms you to be the farm animal.

and evbo was the perfect image of the perfect sword. born to die.

[clown-called-jangles]

THE GLASSES MAKE ME FOLD SO FAST.

[daily-xisuma]

[245] I miss her (it's not the nether! take a nap)

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Reincarnation Bluesverse + Will Wood lyrics

1.1 & 1.2 (couldn't decide which I liked better so have two of them) & 2

Fic: @reblogincarnation-blues's The Mirrored Heart chapter 1

Song: ... well, better than the alternative

3

Fic: @marypsue's What Friends Are For

Song: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

4 & 5

Fic: @marypsue's Something Borrowed, Something Blues chapter 17

Song: Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

Kept these very fast and loose to try to break out of a creative slump. Based more off of vibes than silly trivial things like canon and facts and anatomy. None of these should be taken literally or metaphorically or physiologically or radiologically. Twice divorced gray eyesed Ian still lives rent free in my head sorry

[theoldkyokodied]

tomgreg doodle dump <3

[sugarpasteltmnt]

what if I got silly with it. what if I just. got silly. what then huh. what would you do. if I just got a little silly with it. just a bit silly. w. what if I g—

[imgondeletedis]

BENEDICT IS S4 LEAD.

THEY HAVE JUST CONFIRMED IT I AM SCREAMING I CAN'T I AM SHAKING I AM SOBBING I AM ROLLING ON THE GROUND AS IF I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT I AM PREGNANT WITH MY FIRST CHILD OR SOMETHING IT IS PATHETIC BUT I AM PANICKING AND CRYING.

IT LUKE THOMPSON'S TIME I CAN'T DO THIS BRO WTF EVERYONE GONNA SIMP OVER MY MAN NOW (I AM NOT A CRAZY FAN I SWEAR) I WOULDN'T I CAN'T BEAR THIS IT FEELS LIKE MY HEART IS ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING STOP BEATING BYEEE.

HELP ME PLEASE WHAT DO YOU MEAN BENEDICT IS GONNA GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME??? BYEEEE.

[wintergrofyuri]

guys shut up. we have to think about cold and contrarian right now. all of us. everyone. we must all give up every cubic meter of brain space to thinking about contrarian and cold interacting. it has to happen. We have To