#i am dollar tree

[wizardlyghost]

thing about deltora quest that only occurred to me in hindsight is not only just how much jasmine carries the entire party on this quest but also how genre-defyingly brutal she is lol. like, this is a kid's series that hinges on riddles and puzzles far more heavily than combat - even when deaths occur, they're often the result of cleverness in some way rather than straight up combat ability. that said, let's look at the villain kill count at the end of book five of eight of the first series:

- lief: 1 - even there it's with a well-thrown bottle of cursed water rather than his sword.

- barda: 0 - i'm not counting that one unnamed sand beast, that's an animal not a villain.

- filli: 0 - he is a squirrel, this is unsurprising.

- kree: 1 - killed an invincible sorceress all by himself, good bird best friend.

- jasmine: 5 - dropped a tree branch on a mf, drowned two cannibals in quicksand, cut a giant snake's throat, shoved a dude down a pipe full of toxic mold (after having to be told not to cut his throat while he slept jfc).

idk it just suddenly struck me as really funny how this one character who isn't the protagonist is almost from a different, far more brutal story, and uses that fact to consistently be the mvp and save everyone else's asses. i need to read this series again it's been too long.

[ar-ghilas-vir-banal]

@ir-abelas-vhenan

WHERE IS THE DIFFERENCE????

(I’m also @o-wise-corvid in case this is confusing)

[s-r-draws]

Ive picked up 2 jobs, and also moved sites a couple times. I honestly do art just for fun, I work full-time and so I get to commissions when I can.

They take a while. Like forever.

Commission pricing:

Bust: $10 (Full Color: 20$)

full character: $20 (Full Color: $30)

Character & Background: $30 (Full Color: $40)

Any Questions or concerns, please dm me and I will be more than hally to address them.

[beansnpeets]

Had another person on bluesky reply to my post about Echo's mischief from yesterday with just "google impact crate".

Like wow. Thanks 🙄

[adderallanomaly]

god im getting so gay with this broentines shit im so cool.

[hobsyllwin]

So crazy and insane and evil that the most uniquely delicious gummy candy ever is something I can only find at mexican party stores on an unreliable basis

you do not understand. The flavor. They don't really actually taste like citrus? They don't even taste like any other gummy I've ever had. The taste almost reminds me of... jello somehow? Or those weirdly delicious vitamin gummies? Fuck. They're fucking good. And I can't find that taste anywhere else. idk what they're even called past "orange slice gummies". No they taste nothing like these

these make my mouth sting and stick to my teeth and very heavily taste like oranges. completely different candy. a false god. do u get me

[thetrashyflower]

remembering why i don't like to draw a lot over a short period of time: wrist issues

[gingerbreadmonsters]

apologies for the inactivity all, i am still holidaying around and sunning myself on rocks like a lizard

[machiavelliinadress]

I got my title back baybeeeeee

literally just making this post to celebrate my younger sister consistently using her old nickname for me for several months

[equalseleventhirds]

if it's possible, could you recommend some other cooking/food related youtubers that are also at least normal about cheap ingredients? for personal reasons.

alas, i'm afraid i don't know any; i am only an occasional youtube watcher and the like, three other cooking ones i've watched with any regularity (as well as the various ones i've watched once or twice) are more fancier and/or experimental (but with fancy equipment). mythical kitchen stands out to me specifically bcos of this difference.

[mxnd-infxction]

ooughbhhh…. :(

[itstimeforstarwars]

Dollar tree cashier, seeing me buy 5 pairs of black flip flops: oh, are these sandals good?

Me, absolutely not buying them for their intended purpose: only if you're wearing them from the edge of the pool to the locker room.

[gwensy]

status of the now. i have not slept its 5am

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay wait is there something I'm SUPPOSED to call you or can I continue to call you dollarstore. like I feel like there's a name I'm supposed to call you that ISN'T dollarstore but idk what. it would be

yo you can absolutely call me dollarstore thats very fun!!! I dont really have a hard and fast Online Name im mostly good with whatever

[mc-260627]

Making the felt effigy ground to a halt bc the pattern I made for the body was significantly too small and I have immediately resorted to cutting fabric and being optimistic

[hannahhasafact]

It is entirely possible. That I might be going. Just a tad overboard with this cosplay project. That I do not even know if it’s going to work.