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weidli · 11 months ago

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okay one of my flatmates is really fucking starting to piss me off lmao

#i am away for. Four days.#i come back. 10 pm. the shared compost bin i washed and left to dry in the rack the day before i left is still where i put it. instead of #moving it (Extremely Simple Fucking Action) she has chosen to dry her dishes by balancing them on the rim of the sink. the sink itself has #food scraps in it. jars with bits of food still in are standing on the counter and i know from experience i'll snap and bring those #to the recycling bins before she does. i start scrubbing things because leaving My Kitchen unclean upsets me on a molecular level and she #walks by and all she says is a grunted hello #and i could tolerate this ALL FINE i could think ah she's just busy probably! but when other flatmate (beloved) and i attempted to initiate #a chore chart system so that kitchen and bathroom get regularly and properly cleaned #at the end of the month she was like well i hate kitchen duty because i don't think i should have to clean up your messes. i cleaned the #kitchen once this month and an hour later it was dirty again. woman 1. sorry for fucking using the kitchen 2. you cleaned the kitchen ONCE?#in a MONTH? 3. you did not fucking clean up our messes. i know for a fucking fact i was putting away your dishes on a daily basis i would #looove to know what the fuck you considered cleaning up my mess #anyway. long story short thank fucking christ she's moving out at the end of spring semester otherwise i'd snap and write her a very #pettily snide whatsapp message

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napping-sapphic · 2 months ago

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*dreamy sigh* i am once again thinking about butch women

#i will continue to maintain that i don’t have a type #but i will also admit that no one makes me blush more than butch women😔#insane feat btw because i blush like it’s my job around women😔😔#one of the hottest experiences of my life that i think of FREQUENTLY #was a butch pet store employee passionately talking to me about fish tanks (i do not and did not have or plan to have fish)#that happened like four years ago and i still think about it SO often #i would die for her #butch women you are all so hot and out of my league and i am actually obsessed with you #god i hope every butch out there has a good day #i’d blow you all forehead kisses but you make me too shy sorry #for the full butch meeting me irl experience i am instead sending you mental enthralled glances when you aren’t looking #and running full speed away if we make eye contact <3

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arthursfuckinghat · 10 days ago

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I haven't done Kieran's mission in chapter 2 or the Thomas Downes debt collection yet but every time I leave camp for a few days, Bill and only Bill has come looking for me every single time

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shorlinesorrows · 8 months ago

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qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.

do you see my vision?

#i might add onto this later but right now I'm too busy crying #“misplaced forever partner” ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT DESTROYED ME #neil ordering a hit to keep jean safe changed my brain chemistry #i need them to be friends #i need them to call each other and gossip and send each other stupid memes that only they understand #i need them to slowly grow closer as they heal until one day they can finish each other's sentences #and they ocassionally make super dark jokes about their trauma out of the blue (they bet on how people will react competitively)#i need them to call each other derogatory names but get Super Upset whenever anyone else talks shit about the other and offer to kill them #and i would love them to reclaim the spots next to each other that riko set #and make them their own #they're not partners on the court but they sure as hell are partners in life #the mcs ever #at one point andrew and jeremy are just looking at each other across a table at a restaurant as these two bicker #and realize they have somehow both become the Third Wheel despite the fact that 1) there's four of them and 2) jean and neil aren't dating #the amount of queer platonic pining i could fit in these traumatized people #the: “i'm lowkey obsessed with you but I Really don't like you romantically and I don't know what to do with it”#and the: “oh thank hell me too i thought i was even weirder than i already am. wanna go harass the fbi with me?"#jeremy and andrew watch this trainwreck both exasperatedly and proudly you can't convince me otherwise #cannot convince me that these four won't somehow end up living in each others pockets even if they live 1000 miles away #kevin pops in frequently as his usual wonderful diva self #anyway i'm going insane how yall doing #neil josten #jean moreau #all for the game #the sunshine court

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headaching · 5 months ago

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call me britney bitch because oops i did it again

#IM SO SORRY AUGHSHDHAJDKSKS #i am once again going through some mental stuff that unfortunately has made me retreat. again.#and i quit smoking weed PERMANENTLY four days ago and my last living grandma died yesterday but #we weren’t close at all but it’s brought up so many feelings about my dad and i can’t cope by smoking weed so im actually losing it yall #ive been regularly smoking since i was 20 so to take weed away permanently has me feeling a complete array of emotions #and i cycle between being so proud of myself and feeling sart of like an evil porson #but anyway. all this to say im sorry for being gone. it’s not my choice 😭#I LOVE YOU and i hope you’re doing okay in this horrible fucked up world. i am still here!

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fisherrprince · 8 months ago

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brother I have never had to do so much research about clothes. my history with fashion is going to the mall and getting a shirt I think is cute twice a year at most

#it’s engaging though I like to Know what im wearing and why it exists #um thank you also to the ouji fashion suggestor there’s blouses and vests and capelets in here. my wallet is staring at me in trepidation #kipspeak #BUT it also made me fall down the RABBIT HOLE and I’ve been researching for four hours. may put the front panel coat away and look for #a different style of contrast coat just to avoid That… also capes are cute… not super big into ruffles BUT I am really into these cute #neckties. one day I’ll get a pair of overalls/suspenders. I used to have one but it was Jeans and Not That Cute of a cut #realistically. I’m going to mostly keep wearing joggers and t shirts and Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts. BUT!! I WANTED TO TRY BEING CUTE #SO IM TRYING 2 BE CUTE. and handsome. at the same time #and might look more into cyberpunk techwear even though it’s so extremely expensive

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tangledinink · 1 year ago

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i want desperately for you guys to know that this is how swanatello was born. he was designed and drawn in a span of approximately 30 minutes at work and made originally with the only intention being "pun." thanks @actuallynobutwhynot for getting me to make him lmao i gotta draw him and your sona together sometime.

#swanatello #and look at us now jfc #i didnt even intend for him to have any kind of a story i just sort of #made it up recently #as i did shitty doodles of him while talking about risesonas with friends #thanks also @ beanarry for making me want a donniesona in the first place #and @ sep council for bringing up risesonas and getting me to dust him off #and thanks @ bean again for getting me to post him lol i wasnt expecting anyone to??? care abt him #like to be fair its not like hes BLOWING UP or whatever but i have never gotta so much attention in my askbox before #and he has literally existed on tumblr for #like #four days #and i have gotten SO many asks and fanart and shit abt him and i am just blown away and also absolutely TICKLED #thanks gang #i am glad you like him #..... <3 #i like him too #i like telling his story #and im really happy that i have kind of been tricked into just?#doing really shitty low effort doodles and being ok with that being what i post?#it is very freeing #anyway thanks <3 #i will get to all the asks eventually #some of them im hanging onto #because answering them involves dropping MAD lore and sort of slingshotting the story forward and i dont wanna like #reveal everything right away ig?#so patience plz <3 #i will get to everything i can eventually

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icewindandboringhorror · 26 days ago

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Recent images I suppose ~

#First one is THE LONG series of GEESE that fly by!!! my aforementioned friends... Or I think I referenced them in tags of some post #days ago. and how I love watching them. See how many there are? And multiple of these will go by. It's like hundreds of them.#Then just the sky because I love the sky. My hair looking ridiculous as it always does when I brush it out of the four big braids I always #keep it in to keep it out of the way lol. I just find it silly how small it can be all braided up and then as soon as it is Released and #combed then it poofs into some sort of swamp dwelling wizard style.#Then... a daily word count... have been so busy the past week that I sadly haven't written much but I'm WORKING on it. Still on the blasted #'odd jobs' tasks sections which were SUPPOSED to be very quick and short. but.. alas.. Though I am on basically the last one. You go work #for one of the enchanting specialists in the city (very important in society since a majority of people cannot do that type of magic) and #basically he just works so much he has no time for a social life so he hires random people to sit with him in the afternoons doing menial #tasks. You show up thinking you'll help with some Important Job or something but hes just like 'no... peel this apple for me.. :)' lol #Edit note: arrgh just had to fish a slippery avocado pit out of a narrow garbage disposal drain with a chopstick. felt like some #sort of taskmaster challenge or something.. gods... I know some people just reach into them. I guess maybe #my hand would fit?? but... erm... scary. what about Sharp Things in there or something.. also Sludge of some sort perhaps.#ANWYAY.. interruption... I got up to go to the kitchen in the middle of typing my tags... lol..#Next image is SLEEPING boye.. And then PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!! my beloveds...#Oh then the giant evil hole in my bathroom ceiling which is STILL not fixed and the repair people still have to come back again.. BUT they #did have this terrible industrial dehumidifier thing they put in the bathroom and just left here for like 5 days and it was like a noisy #hairdryer going at all times and raised the heat in the bathroom from 65F to 76F in like two hours so.. I'm glad at least at their #last arrival they've finally taken it away.... the Noise Beast... silence in my house at last...#though I am still plagued by Mysterious Hole.. the plastic wrap rustles sometimes when I'm in there.... go away...#Ah. Then a delightful little lemon poppyseed muffin someone didn't want and then gave to me. Which was interesting since I haven't #had one in soooo long even though its like a very Classic Flavor.. I do quite like them though now that I've had one again. :0c #Lastly.. mushrooms. I think it's the mushroom season here. Everywhere you go outside there's some new manner of fungus #having popped up from nowhere. I like the variety of all their little shapes. These in particular have an interesting wispy curled layers #sort of look to them. Almost like a shaggy hairstyle that's curled up at the ends or something. They seem neat to draw perhaps.#Okay.. that is all.. I still have literally like 2 costumes and 12 outfits and I think 1 sculpture? to post.. but I am so busy this is #what I can manage for now I suppose lol... quick pictures that don't really take any sorting or cropping or editing lol #photo diary

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svartalfhild · 28 days ago

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Yup, putting that down for worst Thanksgiving of my life.

#personal #next up: worst Christmas and New Year's of my life #this is what happens when both your grandpa and your aunt die less than 10 days apart in October #Grandma's house is eerily empty and all anyone wanted to do was talk about death while I sat there and dissociated in an effort to not cry #for four hours #then I got home and my mom is like what's wrong and I had to walk away to keep it together #because if I speak I will fucking break and I am so fucking tired of crying in front of other people this year #and crying in general really

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adiraofthetals · 2 months ago

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The real vibes are having Canva open on one tab to make mini-comics, Eureka on another tab, and a third tab for my Eureka timeline and fact doc.

Also extra tidbit! Eureka as a show only has 3 canon dates. Over five seasons. We have canon years but not canon dates (Time travel is in the show). The canon dates we have is October 3rd, 2006 + October 3rd, 2010, April 15th, 1947 + April 15th, 2010, and another one that I can't remember right now. The rest are implied or holiday episodes. So that is why I am making a timeline! Mainly for my fic and for me to figure out what is going on.

#read the tags trust me #my friend Sunny looked at me with shock in her eyes when i showed this to her at the Trunk-Or-Treat she invited me to #Sunny saw my google drive and said “oh wow.”#I also tried to convince her to join this dead fandom #I don't know if i convinced her but i got her friends interested #note Sunny never mentioned me to these people before yet I have heard of them before #this was also my first time meeting these people #I believe that she made the mistake of letting us meet #we bolted EPIC The Musical together #Sunny also convinced me to do karaoke with them #fun fact! despite knowing Sunny for over two years I have only met up with her four times in real life #Homeschoolers baby! We play Minecraft for hours on end over voice chat #we live 30 minutes away #these tags are longer then the post #this got away from me #why am i doing this #a timeline for a dead show #whyyyy #i might be going insane #i might have a problem #eureka #eureka tv show #a town called eureka #Just Another Day In Eureka AU #Discovery In Eureka AU

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ferronickel · 1 month ago

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I am famously bad at replying to messages and often leave things for days before responding.

That said, I think that if you are a company that works with time sensitive projects and have to engage in back and forth communication to get anything done, I ought to be able to get in touch with you faster than I would be able to send a message to the voyager spacecraft and back.

#voyager is 15 billion miles away #and sending a message one way takes about 23 hours #you'd think a company on earth could get back to me on the same day #this is for a non-work project and I'm losing my mind #if the package isn't delivered today #I will have spent like $700 for nothing #because it's for my trip and I leave tomorrow #they promised me multiple times it would be delivered yesterday #and guess what? it wasnt #all this after they ghosted me for four days because the email THEY GAVE ME didnt actually go to them #I am going to leave so many bad reviews after I finally get my stupid fucking packages #🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃#biggest stressor before a trip thats supposed to be fun #nickel for my thoughts

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mishkakagehishka · 11 months ago

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"We're old moms, we can't wait to stop breastfeeding so we can get [very excited, shrill even] botooooox!!!"

We are never making it out of the patriarchy.

#every time i open instagram i see videos promoting botox for the moment you turn 20 and face lifts and plastic surgery #and skincare regimens that are not care at all but just fifty products to torture your skin (and spend money!!)#the ties between the patriarchy and capitalism that support one another are terrifying.#but not even that . i feel like i'm going insane #how did we in this day and age normalise so much of this shit #what happened to feminism... why am i seeing a man who works as a plastic surgeon #talking about ''when a client walks in and i know EXACTLY what she needs to change so i am able to get her to #sign up for four more procedures asides from the one she came here for ^_^'' i'm going to kill you.#beat you with rocks. do you guys know botox is a bacteria? do you guys know about botulism?#you throw away a can of food because it's slightly dented so you don't die from botulism #but you inject it straight into your forehead because someone told you signs you #lived a long life full of expressing your emotions guilt-free was what made you ugly #the way i see influencers who will call themselves feminists talk about those wrinkle-free straws... don't sleep on your side #don't breathe wrong don't crease your eyebrows don't smile don't cry don't drink from straws #you're all fucking insane. and wrinkles are caused by your skin losing elasticity. you will STILL have wrinkles #if you live long enough that is (<- can you see why it's a blessing?)

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tracle0 · 3 months ago

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This is not going to become a biking blog. This is not going to become a biking blog

I got a bike

#I am really enjoying my bike #there is a bike trail maybe 5 minutes away (by bike)#and I bike down there #on my bike #runs along a lil stream and is smooth and quiet and full of trees and I am eager EVERY day to go back #I have been doing this for two days now #although tbf I did also spend about four days fixing the bike #by which I mean figuring out how to inflate the tires which is not that impressive but is a step up in terms of technical skills for me #this will not become a bike blog #but if people were interested... maybe I could share a video or two from my lil ride....

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slasherscream · 8 months ago

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really wish people would read blog rules more, it makes running blogs like this very low reward and you feel like a machine if people aren't commenting and aren't even abiding by one of the, honestly, very few and politely phrased rules i even have

#then i'm left trying not to respond like a bitch when the rules are there in the first place so i don't have to have negative interactions #with the people who come to this blog #like keeping it 100 you write for yourself but you write for ENGAGEMENT and COMMUNITY #and these days in fandom there really is no community #for any fandom across the board #people see something and move on #that's bad enough at killing fandoms #but the fact that a creator can have really only one super hard rule and it gets disregarded every day #day in and day out! and i really mean it this rule gets broken in my inbox DAILY man!#i write for a lot of small fandoms or smaller characters i love the characters i'm happy to do it #but i have an adult job. college. friends. family. my own original creative projects #and even if i don't respond to the asks where people are blatantly violating /again/#one of my FEW rules #it's exhausting to even see it !!!#it makes me not feel like a person #who cares what the girl behind the screen asked me not to do? right?? but i'm about done #i'm only at my breaking point because i've had this blog now for what three or four years??#and no matter how i phrase the rule people break it #no matter how many reminder posts #it's exhausting because it's an every day daily thing #idk maybe i'll feel better abt it in the morning but i'm getting exhausted tbh #exhausted as in this blog might be going BYE BYE i wont delete i think you'd have it up until tumblr goes away but i am getting pissed off #TRULY pissed off bc it's been years of me asking cmon now

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binch-i-might-be · 4 months ago

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if I have to see one more cgi animal I'm ending it all

#i keep seeing clips from the new snow white and it looks like absolute ass #the dwarves are cgi too?????? literally just throw the whole movie away #i mean i wasn't interested in it in the first place because i am no longer four years old (used to force dad to listen to the soundtrack #in the car) but like it looks soooo bad why does everything look so bad these days #ban cgi i've seen ENOUGH #rayrambles

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teefigotem · 7 months ago

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people shouldn’t be allowed to recommend good books to me. it gives me diseases and those diseases are called “new hyperfixation”

#help me #I have spent the past four days unable to think about anything that isn’t #the murderbot diaries #maddy life updates #i am maybe two days away from writing fanfic. I’m already making playlists

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