#i am aware this wld still be annoying

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guys ngl i had a post draft about "what if i did a 'day _ until murph is on adventuring academy'" but i was afraid of being annoying but now that we are at Least back in adventuring academy season, im like. thinking abt it again

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A shame that your headcanons posts had to get deleted after you were so looking forward to them. So, I'll rewrite my request and if you wish to try again it's here. If not, no big deal. The two I asked about were D31m_s and Ph_b_s 👄

yay thank u for resending ur ask c:!!

still putting this under a cut bc it's a long post LOL longer than i usually do. i might just make a habit of putting headcanon stuff under a cut bc i tend to be very long winded about it LOL

for dei,

•hes a deeply unserious person abt pretty much everything. he cld not give less of a fuk abt the way he smells or anything and he will giggle abt it and laugh in ur face if u complain. he don't care. if he's feeling particularly annoying he will make it more of a problem than it was b4.

•furthermore ik that the hc that he's not very hygienic kinda makes no logical sense in universe but i am a sucker for gross boys so im willing to play in the space

•idk he'd be rly into gross boys will be boys shit overall i fear. like he's just kinda icky like tht. he'd rip ass on ur face and it'd be entirely unclear if it was for fun, bc he gets off to it, or both (sometimes he doesnt even know himself but he doesn't seem to care either)

•overall he's a switch but ☝️ cant take what he can dish. he has a tendency to piss hank or sanford off a little too far and get back what he gives abt tenfold (it's unclear if he antagonizes them on purpose just to get it, tbh)

phobo,

•he has to be the strongest person in the city at all times. he's a leader w an image to maintain, he has to show ppl that he has strength and that he doesn't fear anyone else right? setup for a perfect dominant role, doesn't it seem?

•except not really LOL #surprise he's like OBSESSED w the image he puts out to the public. like fullon constantly aware of how every little thing he says or does might be perceived- he makes it a point to be almost inhumanly hygienic, bc how can he be anything less than absolutely perfect?

•that is to say, he is human (however human a nevadean is to you), and he can't help the fact that he's a big guy who walks around in full armor 24/7. he gets pretty sweaty under everything esp if he's been training, though he's usually very quick 2 shower

•he wld definitely get a kick out of weaponizing his body tho. god forbid using it as a form of punishment on misbehaving dissenters to keep people afraid, he wld enjoy flexing his strength so thoroughly & forcing ppl into total submission under him with such otherwise benign shit. he wld be insufferably gloaty abt it the whole time. telling you what a privilege it is to be graced by his body & the smells it produces (spoiler alert: you are not being graced even a little!!!!!)

•overall, while he does have the potential to be a very capable dom, i prefer him getting topped by his weird scared little nerd boyfriend (or just encouraging hymn to weaponize hymnself against others, like he does in my super self indulgent au :V)

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