#i am also just gonna tag my favourite guesses to avoid spam

[mertensia]

I saw some posts of people getting their friends to guess hermits names so I got my friend to do it, and boy did she not disappoint!

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[mminhos]

🍒Soft Bias Tag🍒

I was tagged by the lovely @pikachulein to do this tag! so thank youu hunnn 💕💕

🍒Who is your bias? 🍒

My bias is a hardworking man who I have nicknamed as 'Mango'. He's an amazing vocalist, dancer, rapper, and has probably the cutest laugh I have ever heard. He always makes me laugh and its of course, Lee Minho 😘

🍒What made you notice them?🍒

I mean, its always been Hyunjin that I've considered my main bias in Stray Kids. At first, Hyunjin was my bias but I'd always liked Minho for his dancing and singing, then i watched 'Hellevator' and his visuals hit me right in the face. I started considering him as my intense bias wrecker and it took lots of gifs from my gc to make me bias him. even though I still didn't. I don't know what happened, but one day I just said, "fuck it, he's my main bias" and here we are today.

🍒What's your favourite thing about them?🍒

e v e r y t h i n g. I do have a real soft spot for his laugh though. Like its so cute and funny and its one of those laughs that make you laugh because of it and I just find that really lovely. Its no secret that he was born to dance, and I think the passion he has for it is another thing I love about him. Minnie is so hardworking and determined and that's another thing i love about him. One thing that made me start to bias him even more is his sarcasm and sassiness. Like its really funny seeing him sass the members and, TBH, I'm kinda like that too, so that drew me into him as well. And Minsung. I cannot leave out Minsung because I think my friend would kill me lmao.

🍒Who would initiate skinship more?🍒

I mean, most probably him. Have you seen the way he is with Jisung?😂 All seriousness though, I do love hugs and if I got the chance, I think I'd non stop hug Minho. Like follow him round in a backhug, actually, I would probably just want to backhug him 24/7 because he seems really cuddly to me. Minho's also always trying to kiss the members, so if I'm behind him, he wouldn't be able to do that :).

🍒Who would hog the blankets more?🍒

I tend to roll around a lot and the blankets get caught up in my legs because they're so d a m n long and annoying, but sometime during the night, I'm going to end up basically on Minho's side, so he can take the blankets back if he wishes. Mind you, I'm a hot, temperature wise, person, so i get warm really easily, so he can have them all. Apart from in the Winter, because they're all mine then.

🍒Who would be more clingy?🍒

Hmm.... that depends. I feel like him? I'm not a naturally clingy person when it comes to anything, apart from hugs, so I feel like he'd always be trying to give kisses, like he does to Jisung. But ngl, I'll accept them anytime of day. Even if its past midnight.

🍒Who would be more flustered?🍒

Me 100000x. The boy doesn't even blush s l i g h t l y when he's trying to kiss or hug a member. I also think he likes to do secret aeygo and his American dancing. B o i , if he does his American dancing anywhere near me, I'm going red as a tomato and running out of there. Plus, I'm five years younger than him which is the age gap between my parents just saying I feel like he'd like getting me to blush because he's that type of person.

🍒What cuddling position would you two have?🍒

Well, we're the same size as each other, so I believe I'm going to permanently back hug this bean. I also really want to like play with his hair because he seems like he'd fall asleep to that and I want my boy to get rest. But then, i also like my hair getting played with, so the classic lying head on chest thing, because I fall asleep like that a lot. So basically, any cuddling position, I will not care, because its my baby mango.

🍒What colour reminds you of them and why?🍒

Pink. Not because of that video where had changed all his bedding to pink, but because he just seems so soft and and his sassiness reminds me of pink. So lets say like a light pink, because that's a good colour, and I think it matches Minho well in my opinion.

🍒Which season would you like to spend with them?🍒

Well my favourite season is Autumn and his is as well, so why not Autumn? You can go for walks in the parks and I would really like to do that with Minho tbh, and I always see cute dogs running after leaves so I'm going over to stroke them all. And then we can go to a café and order a takeaway hot chocolate and walk back through the woods and just have fun.

🍒Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?🍒

I mean, I'm clumsy af, and I think Minho is as well. So, uhh, how about TRY to make the cookies. I mean, I can cook, I just burn myself a lot, so I feel like Minhi would be in the kitchen to make sure I don't burn myself and in the mean time, start eating the cookie batter, to which I throw flour at him for. Then I'd probably start eating the batter, so we ain't gonna be having cookies.

🍒Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?🍒

I mean, we all saw how he reacted to "Lee Know, You Know?" and bad puns make me cringe so we'd both probably avoid them. Although, i will say one from time to time, just to annoy him. He'd probably just stare at me like he did with Chan, so I'll just walk off and do something, sniggering to myself because I'm lowkey evil.

🍒Who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?🍒

Minho already has two cats, and I have a cat and a dog, so probably both of us. He'd probably want the cats so I'll take the dogs and just cuddle them instead of him because I adore dogs ask anyone in my gc @uselessflower-pan

🍒Which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a poptart and who would come to the rescue?🍒

Lowkey probably anyone of us. I tried putting a plastic cup in the microwave when I was half asleep, so I'd probably try a poptart and then he comes in and is like "I don't think we do that babe" and I'm like "sure whatever , I'm going back to sleep"

🍒Who likes to lean over tall railings and who pulls them back?🍒

Well this is obviously going to be me. Minho, the poor baby, doesn't like heights while I don't actually mind them. I do have a habit of leaning over railings but I feel like he'd just pull me away because he's more scared for me than I am for myself😂

🍒What would watching a horror film with them be like?🍒

I l o v e horror movies. I can watch them all day. I feel like Minho isn't the biggest horror movie fan, but because I'm such a loving person, I'm gonna make him watch them with me. However, I am a very jumpy person, so he has to be prepared for me nearly knocking him in the face with my arms and nearly making his hand lose all blood circulation.

🍒Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?🍒

Him for both. I can't flirt to save my life, so he's gonna be doing all the flirting. Sorry Mango

🍒Who is more competitive?🍒

I mean, both of us? I feel like we'd be competitive with each other. Also, I'm going to be doing Just Dance with him. Just saying.

🍒Who would have to be given reminders(remember to eat, don't forget your keys, etc.)?🍒

Both of us? I feel like it might just be a thing we do, like I'd remind him not to forget to eat and take breaks, he'd remind me what books I would need and that i do need to drink more than one drink a day. I guess it would just be a couple thing.

🍒Who sends memes and who sends cute things like "I miss you" texts at 3am?🍒

You see, this is where I said that me and Minho are similar, comes into play. I feel like we'd both spam each other with memes and then he'd say something like 'I miss you' and then I'd say 'I miss you too' and then its 'nah i don't actually' and then me calling him about fifty swear words and then spamming with a bunch of love hearts because I'm soft for one man, and that is Lee Minho.

So that is it, damn this was long, but i ain't lying when it comes to my special mango.💞💖💓💘💕💗💝

And Chan or Seungmin or any of you, if you're reading this, tell Minho I love him very much and am proud of him. Thank you 💗

I'm tagging: @ultrasoftstraykids @uselessflower-pan @brini144 @strawberry-jaehyun @magicaldreamfox1 @stray-kz @taetaejagiyaaa95 @bloomingfantasy @renjuncoven @junguwuz @miatsubaki23 @bndnsclf8 @dreamsaboutnct @uwu-seungminnie @yeehawnana and anyone else who wants to do this!

[shittyelfwriter]

92 Truths

THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE FOLKS! Long but boring probably, I’m not particularly interesting lmao. I was TRIPLE (HOLY SHIT) tagged by @thewayhistoryiswritten @mellomadness and @safyresky, the trifecta of lovelies!

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LAST… 

[1] drink: lady grey tea with a spot of cream

[2] phone call: my mom 

[3] text message: dani? More than likely I'm usually spamming her with some form of bullshit (I sorry) 

[4] song you listened to: Liability by Lorde

[5] time you cried: yesterday? It's was a stressful one but today seems to be a bit better

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: no

[7] been cheated on: NOPE

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: yes

[9] lost someone special: oh boy. Yes.

[10] been depressed: ✌️😎 always my dude

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] deep green

[13] maroon

[14] black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: YES! Most of my online friends have been made in the past year

[16] fallen out of love: I don't think it's really possible for me to fall out of love with somebody. It takes me too long to fall IN and if I do then I'm basically stuck with feelings for life

[17] laughed until you cried: yes

[18] found out someone was talking about you: ??? No idea I'm usually the last to know

[19] met someone who changed you: yep

[20] found out who your true friends are: this feels really shady but all my friends have been very kind to me this past year

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL…

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them? My fb circle is very small

[23] do you have any pets: do I EVER! I live on a farm with around fifty chickens, two ducks, four dogs, nine cats and a bunny

[24] do you want to change your name: I've wanted to all my life. I was supposed to be named Clara but my mom changed her mind last minute and then my cousin ended up with that name instead. I'm still salty about it.

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: I just chilled at home [26] what time did you wake up: first at 2:30 am then again for good at 6

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping

[28] name something you cannot wait for: no idea. New Lana album? Lorde's Melancholy looks promising too

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: two minutes ago when I brought her coffee

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: there are a lot of things. But right now I wish I wasn't having to file for disability and actually face the fact that my body is not my friend right now? I wish I had more energy to help my family but most times I am very fatigued, can't be up for long periods of time and can hardly pull my thoughts together. It's why I ramble a lot when I write/talk.

[31] what are you listening to right now: Aaron Burr, Sir from the Hamilton soundtrack (BURR U FENCEPOSTING PIECE OF SHIT)

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: our neighbor is named Tom so yeah

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: the fact that things are very stressful right now? Our land taxes quadrupled this year and our car got vandalized and we're behind on the mortgage and my cat ran away and I am just a ball of STRESS DUDE

[34] most visited website: tumblr and youtube equally

[35] elementary: homeschooled

[36] high school: homeschooled through high school, but I graduated at sixteen

[37] college: waited until I was 19 to go because of family crisis only to drop out when my own health crashed

[38] hair colour: darkish brown

[39] long or short hair: I like both? But right now I'm growing mine out again

[40] do you have a crush on someone: if I know you I probably have at least a low grade crush on you I just love people a lot even though I am a shy

[41] what do you like about yourself?: *pastes the entirety of the bee movie script to avoid this question*

[42] piercings: regular ear piercings, but I haven't worn earrings since I was like seven or eight

[43] blood type: AB+ I think, I'll know again in a few weeks

[44] nickname: Ana, Lili, senpai, u meme shit

[45] relationship status: single!! and screaming!!!

[46] zodiac sign: aquarius

[47] pronouns: she/her

[48] fav tv show: there are a lot of them! I'm just gonna keep it simple and say right now Voltron and Steven Universe are keeping me relatively de-stressed

[49] tattoos: none

[50] right or left handed: I'm ambidextrous! Though I /usually/ write with my right hand.

FIRST…

[51] surgery: none (though I did have a serious concussion when I was young? It's a long story ask me if you want the details)

[52] piercing: ears as they're the only ones I have

[53] best friend: I don't want to stick anyone with the title of best friend but you are more than welcome to take it if you'd like!

[54] sport: gymnastics, softball, baseball, football, swimming, tennis, tap, ballet, some hip hop dance. I've also coached softball and baseball as well as umpired for both

[55] vacation: I live in Hawaii? So I'd want to go someplace snowy probably, I get enough sun as it is

[56] pair of trainers: I have a pair of red converse that are slightly too small

RIGHT NOW…

[57] eating: Hershey's chocolate eggs

[58] drinking: still my tea

[59] i’m about to: make breakfast

[60] listening to: nothing right now

[61] waiting for: things to get better?

[62] want: my writer's block to leave? Please?

[63] get married: I mean, sure, if I'm not single for the rest of my life because I never meet anybody ever and am constantly a ball of stress

[64] career: I'm a farmer, I guess. Not exactly by choice. I write in my spare time.

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: both

[66] lips or eyes: both

[67] shorter or taller: does it matter? Though I am a sensitive about being toll so maybe a toller is better

[68] older or younger: older, younger NEVER seems to work out for me

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: does this really matter? I mean? I care more about how a person behaves and thinks and feels than this

[71] sensitive or loud: either or both

[72] hook up or relationship: relationship

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: why are these the only two options. Why. 

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? Nope

[75] drank hard liquor? Nope

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? I've had them stepped on and broken so yes?

[77] turned someone down: yes.

[78] sex on first date? no

[79] broken someone’s heart? Yes.

[80] had your own heart broken? Yes.

[81] been arrested? It's...complicated?

[82] cried when someone died? Yes.

[83] fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? I mean I believe in most cryptids more than I believe in myself tbh

[85] miracles? Yes

[86] love at first sight? This is a difficult question. I know it's possible to have a sense of knowing about someone when you meet them, like you just know you're going to be involved with that person. I've experienced that -- and of course attraction is a thing that exists. But love is a complex thing and saying that you feel that much for someone you've only just met is quite the stretch. I think this concept is based on hindsight realization more than actual fact

[87] santa claus? 🙃 same phone who dis

[89] angels? Hella

OTHER…

[90] current best friend’s name: WHY ARE THESE SO SPECIFIC I AM OFFEND

[91] eye colour: sea green

[92] favourite movie: probably Pacific Rim I love that movie SO FUCKING MUCH also I love the Santa Clause movies but usually just to watch by myself. If I watch them with others I just feel EXPOSED (especially after my sister jokingly called it my porn, I'd still want to murder her for that if it didn't make me laugh so much)

TAGGING! The main squad I’d tag already tagged me so I’ll reach out and tag my other squad @bkwrm523 @splendidcas @joanne-egberp @imamotherfuckingstar-lord @willowing-love @netflixandcastiellll also @faith-in-dean @afanofmanystuffs @enaishungry @it-is-bitter only if you guys feel like it! I know it’s a long one :)