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monky567 · 5 years ago

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CHAPTER ONE: The Dungeon.

In Japan, a guy with shaggy Untrimmed hair, with Black Circles underneath his eyes, was playing One of His Favorite RPG's. His apartment was dark just how he prefers and would seem that he has been leaving like that for some time, what with all the stuff that was scattered throughout the room. And yet, this individual was too preoccupied with his game to notice as he just completed a level five Quast and now was off to Level four.

"My Name is Tanaka Akria. Full-time gamer, and Full-time Shut-in, I spend most of my time in my bedroom playing Dungeon RPGs to the point where I'm a total Boss, at it."

The Character he was playing as was a Level Sixteen Warrior and he was almost Eaton by a man-eating Treasure chest. or it would have appeared that way, but actually, he was trying to Attack it. "Please as if I'll fall for a weak cliche like that how dumb do they I am?." Akira sigh as he Easly Defeats it with no effort what's so ever and but then the clock on his wall turned Twelve minutes, midnight. And Already his body started to feel sluggish.

"Huh? I. can't. fall. asleep, now… I am just about to take on the Dragon boss…"

but even though he tried desperately to stay awake his body, just couldn't hold out anymore, so he passed out face first on his Keyboard. And something strange happens the likes he thought in a million years wouldn't happen. But it was a bit different then what he would have thought for the next thing Akira knew he wakes up in a dark dank Tunnel.

"Huh? What the heck? Am I dreaming about Dungeons again?. But this is an odd Dream though usually when I'm Dreaming I have a Sword and the room isn't so big what am I small in this Dream?."

he sighs to himself before he tried moving but found that could feel his legs or his arms, in that matter and yet, he was moving but very slowly though which had him even more worried.

"Okay, something isn't right here how can I be moving if I can't feel my legs? Or even my Arms!?. I'm starting to get the Sinking feeling that this isn't a Dream… "

And he would be right with that assessment as he frantically moves around trying to find any Reflective Service. until he Accidentally trips on a Rock and started to Roll before making a complete stop, when he hits something hard and after using a slime Tentacle hand to rub his head.

"Ow, what the heck did I hit? Hmmm."

But as when he looked at what he just hit, he stops and stares at himself in the reflected Suffice of a Chest plated Armor. and it wasn't seeing some guy's skeleton that made him Freeze-up no, it was the Image of what he saw did it, cause looking back at him was an Image of a dark red Slime that did it. looked like any other order Slime, you would fin in a game the only thing was Different was its color, which was Dark Red. Now, at first, he didn't want to believe it but as he tried to rase up his hand, the slime did. the same thing so he tried a number of movements like Jumping, running in a circle everything and it matched them down to the last letter.

Now completely tired he took deep breaths before he finally came to the Shocking Realization that he was not Dreaming but all of this, was real but and the first thing that comes out of his mouth, was.

"What the hell?! Why am I a slimmme!?!?!."

He shots up to the ceiling as he holds his head with his slime tentacle hands.

"This can't be happening!? I mean, sure, in anime and maybe in a few mangas but if that's the case then, how Come Am a slime!?. All the Anime and Manges I've read and watch kept the is MC human at last and gets reincarnated as with some special hidden power. But this, what Hell I've been Rip off! What the Hell, can a slime even do besides dissolve things when they fall in it! Or Sallow But that's just it!?."

And now, that he had come to the realization that he has somehow wind-up in the body of a smile red Slime he slinks down to almost a puddle in depression and sighs.

"Man… I guess this is just my luck that a guy with no friends or a girlfriend would end up a place like this, but one thing I don't understand... How can I see and hear even though I don't even have a body or a face in that matter?."

He said rising back up and looking at both of his Slime tentacle hands before something caught his attention up ahead. It was a sound- well several other sounds, like people fighting something, so he turns around and follows the sounds down another tunnel. and what he saw not only terrified Akira but made him wish he never followed them in the first place. For what he saw was several guys in suits of Armor battling what appears to be a razor talon Raptor, but this one was a lot bigger than the one he fought back home in the game. But hear it was more Terrifying and a lot nastier then it's counterpart as it uses its claws to slice one guy in half, and if Akira had a mouth right now, he would have thrown up At the sight of it.

"Holy Crap! That thing just cut that Guy into TWO?!, oh man what was I thinking?! Coming here. I gotta get out of here quick before that thing sees me so while it's distracted I just need to move back and-"

But just before he could back the way he came a body was thrown at the tunnel now blocking his only way of leaving.

"Aww come on!?. Really?! Just Seriously!?. What the hell man my luck SUCK!."

he shouted to himself while holding his head but then the Razer Raptor's roar snapped him out of it immediately. and so he hid behind the corpse of the dead Adventure. and just waited for all the Screaming and walling to end.

"Is this hell? Have I finally dead and end up here for some miss deed I've done?."

He asked himself as his gelatinous body Jiggle and shock with Fear, and all he can hear was the sounds of the Adventures meeting a Grizzly end at the Hands of that thing until suddenly all of the Screaming came to an end.

That's when he noticed he couldn't hear anything anymore, so Akira carefully crept up the Dead warrior's body to have a look-see at what happened. there he saw the other Adventures body parts Scattered all around the room and nowhere could be seen of the monster, and so he let out a sigh of relief before coming out of hiding and looked at the damage it did.

"Man, do I feel bad for these poor guys I mean running into that thing is definitely something you would want to avoid at all costs. well, I better go I don't want to be here when that thing comes back hungry for seconds."

But as he turned around to leave his Slime body bump into something before taking it inside.

"Huh? That's odd did one of those guys dropped some food or something?. Well, whatever it is it sure tastes good I wonder what was-"

just then when he turned around he saw his Reflection again in another suit of armor, but this time what he saw in it made his slime stand up. For inside his body was a Severed human hand just floating around inside him.

"There's a human hand inside me… there's a human hand floating around inside me… huh. There's a human hand floating inside of my body!? Ahhh haha ahhh!!!! Ew, ew, ew, EW!?. Get out, get out, get out!?."

He said as he tried very hard to spite out the human hand but his body would not do it, and soon the hand begins to dissolve inside him, bones and all. As not even a single Trace of the hand was left And Akira was completely lost for words. As he just witnesses how his body just Disgusted that hand before he suddenly felt an odd sensation move up his body, but was still focus on how he just ate someone's hand.

"I can't believe… I just Ate some dude's hand… and the odd thing about it? It tasted like chicken… and now i am cannibal, Oh lord. If I'm supost to 'hero' then why am I a slime this doesn't make any sense and no girl is going to like a slime so even if I do find away out of there then what?. Get a love interest and then go on some adventures? Yeah right, no girl would be interested in a slime. Well, looks like I should put my Dreams of meeting my Dreamgirl in the Trash."

He told himself as his body became a puddle again before he started talking more about his dreamgirl who he well never see.

"I always dreamed of meeting a girl with a slender waist, long slinky hair, a nice and perky B-cup, and a cute face But now, all of that is ruined." And as he was sulking he suddenly heard a voice right after he said that. "Design acceptable please stand by." upon hearing that he raise back up Freaked out by it as he frantically looks around to see where it came from. "Huh?! Who said that!?."

And then all of a Sudden Akira started to feel funny, not funny hah, haha but funny, weird. As his slime body started to Jiggle violently before it lifts up from the ground and starts to Take on a match more familiar form. And before Akira knew what happening to him it all suddenly stops and finds herself on the ground.

"Ugh... what the hell was that? Ow, my head."

And she puts a hand on her head, to soothe her headache.

"Man, what hell- wait why do I sound so girly? And when did I get hands!?."

he only now Realised that 'he' became and 'she' now, and she stood up on her two feet and puts her hands on her face in total, shocked as she thought.

"what the Hell is this!? Why am I suddenly a GIRL!?."

and as she thought that she turns her head over to the suit of armor, and with her newly acquired limbs. So when she picks it up and looked at Image in the Armor she literally drops the chest plate, falls to her knees, and so Scream loud that it echoes throughout the room and in the tunnel, she came in.

"This can't be happening!?, It just can't!?. How can I be a Girl? First, a slime and now a girl!? What hell is going on!?."

She asked herself that question that is until she the Answer from the same voice from before.

"Subject has now Evolved into morphing slime, new skill: absorb."

And she again freaked out, when she heard that voice and thought she was losing her mind until she really listens to what it said and how odd it sounded like an Admin for a video game. Explaining how your character would level up when you reach a certain point in the game, and voice sounded just like that.

"Hmmm, could it really be possible that I'm in a game? Nah it can't be. I mean this place is way too real to be game but it does have the feel of one. So maybe I am in a world just like all the dungeons games I've played and if so, I just level up. Cool even though I'm a girl now… it's still not so bad."

she said trying to be optimistic about the situation she was in before she gets up and few her body again as a sudden realization just struck her.

"Holy crap! This is the form for my Dreamgirl?! The hair, the boobs, everything!?. So... When that voice from Earlier said Design acceptable? It was meaning how I wanted her to look!. This means I've really become a girl now, but... This isn't what I wanted!?."

She whines as her boobs bounced up and down before she notices it and tries to cover herself with her hands as she blushes. And looks moves her eyes side to side, as tries looking for something to cover herself up.

"Okay, I need some clothes fast… maybe I can borrow something from one of these guys? God knows they won't need it."

And so she looked around the Chamber full of the dead bodies of the same Adventures from earlier. and was about to put to getter something for her to wear it wasn't pretty but she was able to find an old tattered shirt, worn-out pair of pants with a few slash marks on them, and two old boots.

"Okay, this may not be pretty but… at last, I'm not naked anymore. Now, time for me to make my way out of here. But first I better take this sword and shield dungeons like these would have another monster waiting for you as soon as you go inside the next room."

And given Akira's knowledge on Dungeon games, she would be right and since the dungeon, she was in looked like the one from her game. She wasn't going to take any chances so she grips the Sword and Shield of the floor and took a deep breath before she gulps while looking at the exit of the chamber's exit.

"Okay… here goes once do this there's no turning back… I just hope I don't run into that Razor raptor."

With a light sigh, she slowly started walking into the tunnel and as soon as she did she immediately regretted it. Cause as soon as she started walking it got harder for her to see her way since there were no touches. so she had to feel her way around it and walk slowly, so as not to trip any traps, while the whole time she was thinking.

"You know, maybe the room full of dead bodies weren't so bad I mean, I could cleaning it up and make it into my own room?."

She was having doubts about whether she should keep going or turn around and head back. However, they all want away as soon as she saw some light up ahead and she immediately thought it was the way out. which she got so excited she started to run towards it.

"Is that? The way out!?. Finally! I thought I would have to go through some lame dungeon crawl just to escape. Well, time to blow this rat hole!. "

but just as she thought her Troubles where over turns out they were only just starting, for as soon as she runs out the Tunnel she was suddenly snatched up by something strong and sticky. And no matter how hard she struggled she couldn't get out of it.

"Hay what gives!? This isn't the Exit? Where am I and wait- minute this isn't a-"

she cuts herself off in mid-sentence when she finally gets a good look at her surroundings, there was plenty of the white sticky thread everywhere around the room including on the ceiling. And there a horrible realization came to her of where she was right now, as she noticed the bones of humans scattered everywhere on the floor. And there above the ceiling on the far corner within a huge web cacoon came out the biggest spider she has ever since. It had long black eight legs razor-sharp fangs and two big red lens eyes that were looking right at her. and as it crawled out of the hole on its spinneret was a red Hourglass and all the color on her face was drained once she saw that insignia.

"N-n-no way… don't tell me...did I just walking into the… GAINT SPIDER ROOM!?. I always hated this room! spiders totally freak me out!. I don't want to get eating by one i just got used to hands and feet again! am too young to be eaten!?. "

she struggled harder against the thread in a hopeless attempt to free herself but found it to be too strong. and she tries to reach for her sword, thet was hanging above her hand but she couldn't reach it. And soon the spider stared mover towards her and that's when she freaked out even more as she whines and struggles even more. As she could see herself in the spider's eyes as it gets closer to her until it crawls right on top of her and Akira's eyes, widen before she tried pleading with it.

" no Please don't eat me Mr. Spider I don't taste very good no please don't!!."

But her pleads didn't sway it one bit so it sinks its fangs into her and Akira Screams loudly and closed her eyes, thinking it was all over. But however, she opens them again and blinks several times as she thought it would have hurt but actually, it didn't. In she didn't feel any pain at all as though it never happened and yet here she is with a giant spider's fangs inside her chest, and yet nothing. she found it strange until she saw why it didn't hurt her, for the wound it made didn't show a single drop of blood at all. and the only thing that was showing was her slime and that's when she remembers that she wasn't really a human but a SLIME. Meaning she only looked but in truth, she was just a slime in human form so it couldn't really match hurt her. In fact, it looked like it was having trouble pulling out of her. And then she remembers something that voice said earlier, back in the other chamber about her new skill right after she ate that hand. And that's when she started grinning down at the spider as it struggled to get loose but was glued to her.

"Ku-ku-ku… you though I was just a helpless girl huh? Well, guess what Mr. itsy bitsy am not a girl at all!. am really a slime, and now since you were going to eat me it's only fair if I return the favor~ here goes absorption!."

And suddenly her body turns back into her slime form and immediately it spread out and covered the spider head to toe, before being Disgusted just like the human hand by her. And as her lifeless clothes, fall to the floor, Akira's took human form again but this time something different happens. now she has six black spider legs protruding from the base of her back and soon the voice was back and it said.

"Black widow spider has been successfully absorbed subject has now been upgraded and has been given a new title: " predator" subject now has the following skills: steel web, sticky web."

-And once it was done she opens her eyes, and looked at her new spider legs and gasped then squealed with Excitement.

"Oh wow! I can't believe It actually worked, I got spider legs now that's awesome. Hmm, I wonder if I can shoot out web?."

-She asked herself while looking at her own, hands and from her, the palms wed shoot out and stick to the ceiling.

"Well, that answers that question now… where are my clothes?."

Ahe noticed them on the floor and without thinking her two front spider legs shots out two threads on to them and brings them to her. "Oh, well that works, and with my new spider skills and my abortion skill getting out of here will be easy peasy. And I might have lucked out being a slime after all okay, new plan, Is going to hunt down every last monster in this Dungeon and gain their skills than find the way out. Who knows, maybe it's in the boss room there's always one once you defeat the boss. So I am going there but first, am going to need a lot more skills, if I want any hope of taking on the boss." And with her newfound confidence she jumped out of the web with ease and used her new spider legs to land safely to the ground there she puts on her clothes. And saw her way to the Next Tunnel and retracted her spider legs and stared walk and with her new Skills, Akira sets her plan into motion, by hunting down all the monsters in the Dungeon. and use her new skill to make their power her own And hopefully, escape the Dungeon she found herself in.

(so she starts her new journey from a male gamer on earth to a female slime monster in another world thanks for thinks for reading. And I hope you all have a great day, and who knows I just might update this if it turns out well that is anyway bye and I hope some of you like it.)

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