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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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writing a sloppy first draft even though it is both excruciating and humiliating & i am being so brave about it

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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Miku chalk

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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she knows you can do it!

higher quality ver of a doodle of alinua from @comicaurora i made for a friend who needed to go do sustenance things (og under the cut)

if you can see this drink a beverage preferably water or just smth without caffeine in it and take a stretch break

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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

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Birds from Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

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Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

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Espurr's Dreams 💜🩷

I wish there was a Espurr's full art tcg card so here's my take on what kind of illustration I envision for it :D

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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

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Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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