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Helm Region Matchup 3 - Pryder VS Tynan

Propaganda

Pryder: oh my god whre do i even begin. FIRST OFF star freckles. that is peak character design right there. indigo is also objectively the best color so indigo skin makes him perfect. his hair is so soft i bet AND HIS EYEs are so pretty cyan is also the best color and his robes and his necklac.e and. aueoahea. zuurith does NOT deserve him i could treat him so much better. pryder one chance please. babygirl come wih me i could give you a great time. also he's such a wet cat like we've barely seen him but he RADIATeS pathetic which just adds to it. imo

Tynan: CLOUD HAIR. he is a bitch and a half but his smugness and theater kid freak aura have captivated me. i hate him very much in a homoerotic way i need to hold a sword to his throat with my foot on his chest pinning him to the ground and make him beg for his life. i need to make that man feel terror

tynan is probably my favorite antagonist so far because hes a fucking theatre kid and serves immense cunt when he's winning, but the second hes losing he is then a pathetic whelp who needs to be kicked. putting him in home appliances

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Okay, so my friend sent this one thing to me that he did

And it turned into a whole thing

He's slaying so hard, istg

@comicaurora

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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Vash is his people's greatest fan

and I love that. He is not just the city, he also cares about his people far above the value they can offer. He knows them by their names, not their jobs or titles. Whenever he interacts with them, he is genuinely kind and supporting.

I bet he is the kind of god that gets giddy over everywork his people do, whatever it is. A great open air performance of an epic? He is somewhere watching that. Every evening, even the rehearsals. Some child scribbling down a rhyme? He absolutely adores that! Some fishmonger plying their trade? Fascinating! They are calling out so loudly, moving so efficiently!

I like to think that Vash is the kind of guy that would love to take images of his people and all their crafts, great or small, high or low, and stick them to his fridge. (If he had a fridge. But. I think the concept is clear.)

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Seagull from Old School RuneScape

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Oumgph baguette🥰

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super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote 'em. let 'em be their own damn hook

if ur feeling fancy & don't mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things

state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy

ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?

make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]

just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn't cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than "idk i suck at summaries"

just...explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be "[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy"

just stick a meme in there

honestly who cares

just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden

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so i stan sonic being amy’s #1 supporter btw

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FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!

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listened to most of The Art of War while hanging clothes at my job earlier and I'm going to just distill down the real advice for y'all without the twenty thousand similes and metaphors and such

Wars are expensive have them really fast

Don't kill your soldiers they need food and stuff

But sometimes put your soldiers into inescapable life or death situations because that's how you really get them to be workin' hard instead of hardly workin', y'know

Have more guys than the enemy and be smarter. The best way to win a war is to have every single favorable condition for winning a war. Hope that helps

DO NOT fight in a salt marsh

If your boss gives you a stupid order, don't follow that order

Be 15 min early to the battlefield

Attack the enemy's weak points. But also they might be faking weaknesses so don't attack if they seem weak. But attack their weak points. But also-

For the love of god don't let anyone read omens

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obsessed with how Kendal absolutely obliterated her hand and wrist, and Caliban’s only response was “Rude”

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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

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dude.

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I did not see a single cis person in that trailer