#i am a hypocrite

[poison-daggers]

the It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia fandom on tumblr is the only place you’ll see “omg she looks so cute here” and its a full grown man violently high off inhalants.

[mushroominaforest]

MY DAD LEFT!!!!!!!!!!! I survived!!!

No idea where he’s going- probably either Brazil, Cancun, Ireland or Amsterdam but who cares!!! I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mzyraj]

Me fighting enemies in FFXIV: Quick, kill the healer first!

Me as a healer getting attacked by enemies: How fucking dare you I’m just a lil guy

[pumpkinmagekupo]

Writing slow burn romances: -evil laughter- and they shall kiss in the very last chapter ahahaha.

Reading/watching slow burn romance: WILL THEY KISS?! no?!

HOLD HANDS DAMN IT

[killerwithknife]

I love lying but if you lie to me you should explode into viscera

[jacuzziwaters]

My American mutuals who I know don't live on the West Coast might I offer you a challenge called go to bed at a decent time.

[st4rcryptid]

"you are an immoral creature" i say as i drink my $8 iced coffee

[queeraliensposts]

We interrupt Alien's usual ranting to bring you another David Martinez Headcanon

During the Holiday season David is like me in the sense that on November 1st when the christmas propaganda is everywhere and all these corporations put out all their christmas ads, this man is the biggest judge. He is rolling his eyes and groaning, complaining like he's being paid to do it.

As if he wasn't planning his halloween costume, blasting spooky scary skeletons, stocking up on candy, and planning his halloween movie night, on July 12th.

[skuntank]

Dhsjshsjw legit if there are any diehard Lance fans following me I'm sorry don't take any of this too personally I'm just a blowhard with an internet connection

[renaissance-error]

one of my favorite activities is sending my mutuals posts about good omens that will break their hearts.

in contrast,

my least favorite activity is reading good omens posts from mutuals that break my heart.

[tiredphilosophy]

There’s something so sad about needing to “romanticize” (definition: deal with or describe in an idealized or unrealistic fashion; make something seem better or more appealing than it really is) life to enjoy it.

What’s so wrong with life that we can’t enjoy it as it is?

(I do say this as someone who constantly romanticizes situations and utilizes escapism even more often, so take that as you will.)

[wanderer-six]

me: i love m/w friendships. It's so unfair in media how men and women are just expected to be in love if they have a close relationship! Platonic love is valid

also me: you two need to kiss right now

[rachelswords-poetry]

I am a Hypocrite

i am a hypocrite

hypocrite: noun

a person who acts in contradiction to their stated feelings or beliefs

i am a hypocrite

i say “be yourself. people will love you.”

i don’t have a self anymore

people love my mask

i am a hypocrite

i say “put yourself out there. it’ll be great.”

i never go out there

i stay behind the one way glass

i am a hypocrite

i say “i couldn’t betray one i’m close to.”

i betray myself every day

i am the closest i’ve got

i am a hypocrite

i say “i’ve been there, i understand”

i AM there. i DO understand

i cannot show that i too, am broken

i must distract from the hypocrisy

dripping from my words like ink

like poison

i am a daughter

i am a sister

i am a best friend

i. am. a. hypocrite.

[angelpuns]

74 frames and nothing to loose let's gooooo BABY LEEOOOOOO WOOP WOOP

WEFJFWEFE OMGOMGOMG???

THAT'S A LOT I HOPE YOU REST AT SOME POINT

[ninemelodies]

i like that i made that post a couple weeks ago about how they needed to stop making ten sad and then i proceeded to write 3k words of ten being sad

[rebuke-me]

tagging a poly ship as each individual ship is annoying and I don't want to see it unless, of course, it's MY poly ship that I tag as each individual ship. then it's fine