#i am a drawer..

[teddybeartoji]

[hehearse]

@akilah12902 thought that it was a missed opportunity to not have Naaber despair over The Dark Urge not having a birthday <3 and thus my life was funded once again <3

[madicham]

Secret santa gift for @ocelly for the @secretsolenoid-revived ♡

[corviiids]

I'm sorry PLEASE elaborate or cap/link the story about you wearing the nightmare perfume to..... work? as a lawyer? Court work? Bad smell court work??? Rook,

i did post the story here at some point but sure i'll retell it with more context. anyone who doesn't know, im a lawyer and my favourite character is goro akechi from persona 5 whose face i have been wearing since 2017. ok we proceed

the perfume is followed by kerosene, which is slightly infamous. i encountered it when i was first trying to find a decent gourmand fragrance which actually smells like coffee. (i still haven't found a good one so if anyone has any recs...) that tumblr post about its fragrantica reviews shows off some of the funnier ones, but the actual fragrantica page shows the response is a bit more complicated. followed is a very divisive fragrance. those who love it absolutely adore it. everyone else thinks it's a curse on all of humanity forever. i read those reviews and instantly decided i had to try it so i bought a sample.

the thing that makes followed by kerosene most controversial is that it has really unreasonably strong staying power. the other notable thing about followed is that despite being advertised as a coffee and vanilla forward fragrance, it actually has an INCREDIBLY strong smell of maple syrup. perfume depends really heavily on the individual, since the same perfume will act differently on different people's skin, which is why some people insist this smells of a lovely pleasant coffee and, while lasting, generally fades okay, and other people insist the maple syrup demons live in their vents to this day. i actually adore followed. i'm pretty sensitive to strong fragrances and i don't love sweet things, so i was really apprehensive, but i ended up really liking it? it IS strong, but i use a very tiny little amount and to me it smells of a pleasantly burnt caramelised maple followed (hehe) by a nice jaunty undertone of espresso. everyone i've asked irl also thought it was very pleasant.

i was wearing followed to work and needed to run to court for boring BAU reasons. i was NOT there for a hearing. this did not happen while phoenix wrighting my way through actual fucking advocacy. just making this extremely clear for my own mental health. anyway i was in court wearing my little perfume having a normal day talking to a court officer about documents or whatever and they stopped dead mid-conversation and went, "do you smell pancakes?"

anyway that's why i don't wear the fragrance anymore. not because it's a nightmare perfume from hell. just because i absolutely cannot repeat the experience of standing inside a fucking courthouse having to politely giggle and fib my way through an interaction with a completely innocent court officer who had no idea the amount of psychic damage they'd just dealt me by asking me so politely with their real human voice if i smelled sweet pancakes while i stood there knowing and dreading the true reality, which was that the pancakes, after all this time, was me

[the-smiling-doodler]

dont worry, he wont eat you !!

[27spoons]

WHEN IS CRUSH NEXT CHAPTER

okay not that i have your attention im gonna yap to you a little

i genuinely think nat would love to hump you…she does it absentmindedly god i need her so bad

thinking about getting her just desperate enough so that she retorts to humping your face instead……..she’d ride the FUCK outta that like yeah

sorry im hornythinking

-🪐

okay. so yeah. nat humps you 24/7. can you blame her??? you just do something to her.

it doesn't matter when or where.

in bed, early in the morning. you two are supposed to be spooning, but she can't help it and starts slowly rubbing herself against your thigh. it's a good thing she doesn't wear pants when she sleeps...

in the kitchen, when you're supposed to be cooking dinner. nat walks up behind you... starts kissing your neck... telling you she can't wait to eat whatever you're cooking--oh, oops. she's humping your ass. whoops!

after practice, when no one's looking. or, well, you hope no one is looking. it doesn't even matter if you play or not; you still show up to her practices. she's got you pinned against the bleachers, whining in your ear as her hips roll (not so) subtly against yours. she would rather be somewhere more private with fewer clothes.

in the car, after leaving your parent's house. you two had such a nice dinner with your parents. they actually liked nat! go figure. so, of course, you drive her home afterwards. halfway through the drive, she's telling you to pull over because she "needed some air." but now... well, fresh air wasn't what she had in mind, after all.

on the couch, while you're watching tv together. nat has climbed into your lap with her head buried in your neck, and you almost think she's dozing off... until you vaguely feel the shifting of her hips against yours. the tv show is quickly forgotten when she starts grinding down in earnest--mumbling something about how she "just needed a little attention."

when you're trying to study, and she's pretending to be helpful. she's got the flashcards out, quizzing you like she isn't actively rubbing herself against your knee with each answer you get right. you know damn well nat has never given a flying fuck about a punnett square, but she seems very interested in the way you keep saying "breeding experiment" when you refer to it.

and, finally, when she really can't take it anymore. when all the teasing and humping and whining and little sighs in your ear aren't enough, it's time she finally takes matters into her own hands. you don't even know how you ended up flat on your back, but she's hovering over you with a wild expression. you've seen that look before.

"Seriously? You're not gonna help me?" she pants, already sliding her fingers into your hair, arching your neck to grab the perfect angle for what she intends to do, and--wait, when did her pants and underwear come off? Oh, well. You don't really care about that part, not when her pussy tastes like the finest fucking wine on your tongue. Not when she tugs your hair just the way you like. Not when she comes all over your face. Not when she'll do it again, and again, and again.

[sometimesmaybespoof]

Giant half life spread :3

[ch1zzie]

HES HERE

LOOOOK

Barnaby now has two of his pals

[spockandawe]

Mo Dao Zu Shi!!!!!

Ahahaha, what can i say that i haven't said before? Actually, I'm not certain I've explicitly stated that I'm determined to make myself lavish single-volume editions of all my most favorite cnovels with lavish edge decorations, and mdzs has been a notable hole in my collection (my collection of two, lmao. and svsss deserves an edition with more extravagant decorations). So here we are!

I've adored this set of illustrations since i saw them, years ago, and i finally got ambitious enough with my pens to try to go for it. It was.... a lot of work. A lot. But it turned out so well I can't even be mad at myself! I wanted to get a good pair of thematic images, without having to draw too many faces at such low resolution (did i properly consider all those background lans and corpses? I did Not). These were high drama and a good pairing for the characters being at their stubbornest, lowest point. Never again! But I'm glad i did it XD

What else. This typesetting came in at 1360 pages, small text but very comfortable for my eyes. It's rounded and backed (probably the outside limit of what i want to round and back in a quarto book, honestly), and it has chiyogami endpapers and leather endbands. This time, i chose a contrasting shade from the spine leather and honestly LOVE the effect, I'll probably do it again.

This was a lot, but again, i absolutely love it! It might get a box soon, but i don't have plans now, so I'll post this as is and add to it if needed :D

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

a city to fall for the folly of one

[terezis]

heard on mbmbam that they released a 2024 version of the original tamagotchi. important context i spent my entire childhood and preteen years in a tamagotchi chatroom and on various tamagotchi forums with like minded peers and that was foundational to me as a person. so immediately i went to go buy a tamagotchi. obviously

these shits are TWENTY DOLLARS NOW. TWENTY????? i know that's not a lot but i have a very vivid memory of purchasing them for ten dollars a pop as a youth. i feel like an old man shaking my fist at a cloud. back in my day we walked twenty miles in the snow for tamagotchis etc etc

[nonasuch]

Getting all my jewelry bits sorted into their new home!

I finally have enough drawers to separate everything into proper categories, and it feels like achieving a new state of enlightenment reserved exclusively for the neurodivergent.

[mankillercalledbunny]

Tumblr has truly poisoned my vocabulary because I genuinely described something at work today as "this kitchen has tasted my blood and now every sharp object in it desires me carnally" instead of "I fucking cut my finger with a knife"

[bandagegirl]

What did it mean by “It liked Hector’s plan?” In that one ggg comic of your oc.

The Rift has problems that no person knew about, only objects were aware of it. But sadly, the Rift's suffering is loadbearing for how the Grove Gods work.

[jellyfish-grave]

Im relapsing......is this a safe place

[nightlightzone]

Chat I dont think this drawing is getting finished. Venomari blast