#i am SORRY

[nonomikun]

so uhh christmas??

[buriedknight]

sorry the only thing i have for you today is shitpost

reference [link]

[00bread]

C: "-not to mention snexism."

A: "Sorry what was that?"

C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."

That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.

[extrashortshorts]

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Context:

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[devastatinglygreen]

[xihe1874]

All right. So I rewatched Top Gun: Maverick yesterday and I had some quite angsty realisation that I have to share with all of you. You are welcome.

You remember in TG:M, how Mav tended to speak to himself when flying? Little pep talk such as "Come on Mav", "Let's try not to get fired at the very first day Maverick", "You've got this Mav"?

Well, if memory serves me right, he didn't do that in the first movie.

Why's that?

My take on this is: The person(s) used to exchange the talk, the encouragement, the quip, the endearment with him, poking fun at each other while watching each other's six, are either dead or dying.

"You've got this".

("You've got this, kid." Duke Mitchell smiled to his son.)

"Let's turn and burn."

("Let's turn and burn, Mav!" Goose shouted excitedly behind him in an F-14.)

"Let's try not to get fired at the first day."

("Let's try not to get fired at the very first day as instructors, huh, Maverick?" Ice shook his head with resigned fondness.)

"Come on!"

("Come on Mav!" Goose swung an arm around his shoulder, his voice warm and kind.)

"You've got this".

("I've got you. I've got you, babe." Ice whispered and tightened the embrace while Maverick clutched his lover to his body.)

So he had to say all of those to himself, to pretend that all of them were still with him, to bring all of them all the way across the ocean, the wind, and the sky.

[milchreste]

I usually don't go there but thinking of the Monstersona brought this into my head.

[mistysblueboxstuff]

Bildad the Shuhite is a great reminder to never judge a book by its beard

[itreference]

who killed my man stanley...

[trustymikh]

day 13 - stars

he's grinding that gacha, baby!!

[rebeza]

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[weepingtalecowboy]

Legend has kids?,?,!?!

Fanfic prompt: Knowing that Ravio is a bunny fanatic and Legend is capable of becoming a rabbit

I am surprised that Ravio hasn’t tried to adopt rabbits yet (just to be a little shit)

Like full on dragging in a fluffle of rabbits and then Legend just had to deal with it … whatever he wanted or not

But because of the good old “dad and the dog after a weekend together ” logic he then proceeded to consider them his kids

Then the chain (best if Sky and Twilight already know about legend's rabbit form)

Gets introduced like

Legend : “Those are my kids”

While everyone took it for the joke it was there also were twilight and Sky freaking the FUCK out about the implications

[unknownhyperial]

C... Carnival Royalrabbit my beloved....

I'm still on my bullshit people this will not end anytime soon /silly

A bit of explanation for this though and how I see their relationship: (WARNING BELOW IS A LIL NSFW BUT NOTHING DETAILED)

Its very one sided at first. Kinger finds watching Jax squirm and getting flustered by simple actions adorable and entertaining, while Jax absolutely despises Kinger to no end. But as their odd situationship continues, Jax begins to slowly melt at any sort of gentle affection given to him by Kinger. Mother fucker is so touch starved from being locked away and basically despised to certain extents by everyone that any sort of gentle touch is just not a thing that happens to him.

He's a psychopathic bitch who will kill people, but I don't doubt if someone he sees as an equal (or in Kingers case superior) successfully gives him the gentle attention he never receives he will melt into them in desperation. Bro deserves... so much better and these twos toxic ass dynamic rotates in my brain like a microwave. If you want to hear more about how I see their dynamic going lemme know cuz I'll GLADLY say more.

[tippenfunkaport]

Damn, girl, are you a Tumblr poll? Because you are way too vanilla.

[dailyhatsune]

when one is late, it’s more worth it to be do it a little more fashionably now that the time has passed,

[whatmattersisyou]

The birth of a wrath