#i am SORRY

[devil-in-hiding]

okay but it’s stripper GhostPrice-

is that still FINE

[buriedknight]

sorry the only thing i have for you today is shitpost

reference [link]

[00bread]

C: "-not to mention snexism."

A: "Sorry what was that?"

C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."

That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.

[extrashortshorts]

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Context:

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[devastatinglygreen]

[milchreste]

I usually don't go there but thinking of the Monstersona brought this into my head.

[mistysblueboxstuff]

Bildad the Shuhite is a great reminder to never judge a book by its beard

[itreference]

who killed my man stanley...

[xihe1874]

All right. So I rewatched Top Gun: Maverick yesterday and I had some quite angsty realisation that I have to share with all of you. You are welcome.

You remember in TG:M, how Mav tended to speak to himself when flying? Little pep talk such as "Come on Mav", "Let's try not to get fired at the very first day Maverick", "You've got this Mav"?

Well, if memory serves me right, he didn't do that in the first movie.

Why's that?

My take on this is: The person(s) used to exchange the talk, the encouragement, the quip, the endearment with him, poking fun at each other while watching each other's six, are either dead or dying.

"You've got this".

("You've got this, kid." Duke Mitchell smiled to his son.)

"Let's turn and burn."

("Let's turn and burn, Mav!" Goose shouted excitedly behind him in an F-14.)

"Let's try not to get fired at the first day."

("Let's try not to get fired at the very first day as instructors, huh, Maverick?" Ice shook his head with resigned fondness.)

"Come on!"

("Come on Mav!" Goose swung an arm around his shoulder, his voice warm and kind.)

"You've got this".

("I've got you. I've got you, babe." Ice whispered and tightened the embrace while Maverick clutched his lover to his body.)

So he had to say all of those to himself, to pretend that all of them were still with him, to bring all of them all the way across the ocean, the wind, and the sky.

[trustymikh]

day 13 - stars

he's grinding that gacha, baby!!

[rebeza]

🫡

[unknownhyperial]

C... Carnival Royalrabbit my beloved....

I'm still on my bullshit people this will not end anytime soon /silly

A bit of explanation for this though and how I see their relationship: (WARNING BELOW IS A LIL NSFW BUT NOTHING DETAILED)

Its very one sided at first. Kinger finds watching Jax squirm and getting flustered by simple actions adorable and entertaining, while Jax absolutely despises Kinger to no end. But as their odd situationship continues, Jax begins to slowly melt at any sort of gentle affection given to him by Kinger. Mother fucker is so touch starved from being locked away and basically despised to certain extents by everyone that any sort of gentle touch is just not a thing that happens to him.

He's a psychopathic bitch who will kill people, but I don't doubt if someone he sees as an equal (or in Kingers case superior) successfully gives him the gentle attention he never receives he will melt into them in desperation. Bro deserves... so much better and these twos toxic ass dynamic rotates in my brain like a microwave. If you want to hear more about how I see their dynamic going lemme know cuz I'll GLADLY say more.

[tippenfunkaport]

Damn, girl, are you a Tumblr poll? Because you are way too vanilla.

[dailyhatsune]

when one is late, it’s more worth it to be do it a little more fashionably now that the time has passed,

[asteriskash]

the hozier coding is strong with this season (i deeply apologize for this one)

[crabsnpersimmons]

thanks for the positive response to himbo Moon! he also wanted to say thanks:

some extras under the cut!

Edit: Image descriptions added!

no text version:

oh and in case you're curious about what his new body looks like, i managed to remember to take a picture of the sketch before inking! he basically has glamrock freddy's model design, except his legs and feet are more slender so he can be more light on his feet:

also... i did the math (meaning, i eyeballed a height chart with freddy's model and put the numbers in an ellipse calculator i found online)—freddy, and therefore moon here, has a bust size of 179.74 cm or 70.76 inches (almost 5'11" circumference).

writing muse: not thicc enough. the world record for the largest muscular chest is 74 inches!

...do with that information what you will

this is what i did with that information (with a cameo of @vacantfields's android moon! they've got a bit of rivalry/affair/kismesis between each other ♠️)

poor hairdresser himbo moon isn't as flexible as he used to be :')