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[sootends]

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[eldritchravens]

Welcome Home - The Homewarming Update : A compilation of the secrets I could find

⚠️SPOILERS AHEAD!⚠️

This post is simply a compilation of all the things I could find during my exploration of the website. I'm not going to delve too much into theories. Enjoy the read!

1- Statics

Every background is now filled with statics. I tried zooming out but I couldn't find anything. Not really a secret, but still interesting to note.

2- It's a dog! Oh, and a pea!

Found in the "Official Welcome Home Cook Book" in the merchandise page. I am... A little worried about Barnaby. For those who are aware, the pea is foreshadowing for a much bigger secret.

3- Audio distortion

Surprisingly, I was only able to find one instance where the audio distorts. In the "Homewarming Storybook Record", when Wally speaks here (timestamp is 18:16), the audio gets distorted. Please let me know if you found more audio glitches on the main website!

4- The page is breathing

I was able to capture something that made my skin crawl. Look very closely at this illustration. It's... breathing. I'm unsure if any other image in the website does that too. Very troubling.

5- Lost track of time

Uh-oh! Looks like our beloved writer is losing their perception of time itself. An effect of the black substance maybe? You can find this on the News page.

6- Pixels? Smudges? Oh, and a new friend!

In The Neighboorhood page, Home now has little white pixels around him? I'm unsure if this was intentional or not. Interestingly, the secret link under Home dissapeared along with every other traces of Wally.

The logo on certain pages looks... dirty? Look closely, there are brownish stains on some letters. This doesn't appear everywhere.

And! New friend! Hello new friend!

7- Symbols!

Okay, now onto the main course. Something I think we've all noticed straight away! There's a ton of tiny little doodles splattered around the website. The doodles are all named after a letter. Here is every letter translated from their respective symbol you can find on the website :

Home : M I O A Merchandise : P Y E R Media : Y G About us : A R Stickers : E News : T Neighboorhood : S F N E Wally : W Exhibition : N Ghestbook : W W W Transcript : Y

"www" huh? Interesting, like a web link. At first, all of this doesn't really mean anything, until we stumble upon this!

Fascinating, it's a code! Eddie here is giving us the translation to every single doodle. Next, if we solve the question here "What does Home wear at parties?", it gives us the next clue we need. The answer is "ADDRESS". Address? Now, remember the "www" thing? That's right! We need to assemble the letters we found to make a link!

8- Away from Prying Eyes

After assembling a link, you will be able to visit a secret page. In it is by far the biggest secret in this update : https://www.awayfrompryingeyes.net/

When I tell you I lost my marbles when I discovered this. There is a lot to say here! Firstly, one thing to note is that unlike any other secrets we had found in previous updates, Wally didn't put this here. Instead, it was this mysterious "W". Go read the whole thing! It's PACKED with information!

"W" purposely put this here for US to find. W is in distress, confused and scared; this looks like a call for help.

Might or might not be important, but the word "Paranoid" here starts with a capital. It did catch my eye, so maybe it is noteworthy.

This entire phone call is absolutely fascinating and gives us answers about the lore. I highly recommend people to give it a listen : https://www.awayfrompryingeyes.net/phone

AND THIS??? OH MY GOODNESS!!! Clown is spoiling us with gifts for this Homewarming! Truly, thank you Clown and the whole WH team, you're doing such a marvelous job. Watch the whole thing here : https://www.awayfrompryingeyes.net/commercials

And what's this hidden among the commercials? Eddie! Remember how I said the pea was foreshadowing? Eddie can hear Home's heartbeat. Well, our dearest mailman doesn't look too well :( Thankfully Frank seems to be looking out for him!

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Important things to note: This update is almost completely void of any trace of Wally infesting the website. The symbols were placed by the website manager here. Wally is not there anymore. Also, Eddie is purposely left out of the main update, only to be the center of attention in the commercial compilation.

Well! That's all I managed to find for now! Please let me know in the replies if I've missed anything. Thank you for reading, and Happy Homewarming! <3

Edit : Added some new things I just noticed!

[vintagevixyxol]

The old language: the alphabet and some patterns

from the books Dark Rise by C.S.Pacat

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The old world holds many attractions for the readers: its mysterious history, culture, characters and language. There are inscriptions and phrases in old language in the books. At first glance, they look scary and inexplicable. Nevertheless, at second glance, the language opens up. In this analysis, I hope to show that the old language is amazing and share the delight I had researching it.

First of all, disclaimer. I am not a true linguist and, moreover, not Kettering, but a person who loves to find out patterns and tries to explain them. This article is just my theory, hypothesis and my point of view. It can be different from the canon.

There were phrases in the old language and their translations in the first edition of the Dark Rise. They inspired me to reconstruct the old language alphabet and to start my research. The inscriptions in the Dark Heir, the second book, proved the alphabet to be correct.

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The alphabet

As I have already mentioned, the alphabet is based on the translations of the old language in the first edition. I will use one phrase as an example to explain a deciphering algorithm. As I have applied the same algorithm to all inscriptions, I will only mention other phrases in the old language to show the letters they contributes to the alphabet.

The phrases from the Dark Rise: Decoding the alphabet

Step 1: selecting similar letters

Here is the phrase “Rassalon the first lion”.

There are two S in “RaSSalon”; there is also S in “firSt”

Double S is between two A

The first word begins with R, and R is also present in“fiRst”

L — “Lion”

O —“liOn”

N — “lioN”

“...the First Lion”

T — in “The” and “firsT”

i — in “first” and “lion”

!(why “i” is small I am going to explain later)!

Step 2: non-repeating letters

New letters: H, e (!) and F.

Other phrases

He is coming (Dark Rise, chapter 11)

New letters: C, M, G

I cannot return when I am called to fight So I will have a child (Dark Rise, chapter 2)

New letters: U, W, D, V, I(!)

I and i are different. In my opinion, it might be because “I” is a pronoun.

Enter only those who can (Dark Rise, chapter 15)

New lettres: Y, E

E and e are different. Perhaps, it is because “E” is in the beginning of the word “Enter”.

The horn all seek and never find (Dark Rise, chapter 15)

The new letter: K

Note: The letter design in the figures is a little different from the original design due to qualities issues.

The phrases from the Dark Heir: Proving the alphabet relevance

There are also inscriptions in the Dark Heir. If I use the same strategy here, it does, here are the proofs.

The first proof

One of the inscriptions is the name Undahar. Names are not translated. All letters in Undahar match the letters of my alphabet except U. It turns out to be V in the previous inscriptions, so I will write two variants U/V because I am not sure which one is correct.

The Eclipse/Finem Solis (Dark Heir, chapter 26)

The second proof

Here is the phrase: “He is coming.”

(Dark Heir, chapter 2)

Although there is one unknown letter, we can identify it by using the similar phrase:

He is fighting — Ar ventas

He is coming — *r uentas/ventas

The new letter is A. I think this A is different from the regular A because it is the first letter of a pronoun. Pronouns start with capital letters to avoid confusion with other words that include “ar”.

The result: alphabet

Of course, I admit the possibility that not all letters comply with the original alphabet as it is in the U/V case.

Issues in deciphering

The same phrases in the old language are written differently in the Dark Rise and the Dark Heir. I do not know whether it is due to errors in the first two editions or it means something else.

He is coming, Dark Rise (chapter 11), edition 2021

He is coming, Dark Rise (chapter 11) edition 2022

He is coming, Dark Heir (chapter 2)

The past cries out, but the present cannot hear, Dark Heir (chapter 2)

Only a Steward may enter, Dark Heir (chapter 37)

Dark Rise (chapters 2, 10, 11, 15), edition 2021

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The structure of the language

There is more to the old language than the inscriptions. Here are my thoughts on the other aspects of the old language. The old language is likely to be the parent language to all languages in the books, the language from which modern languages have derived. The old language has similarities to Latin and Sanskrit, borrowings from Sindarin, Quenya and some unidentified languages.

Vocabulary

Analyzing new information, I have found patterns that helped me to identify word classes. The word classes of the old language are shown in the table below.

Data summary sheets

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Nouns and names

Most nouns end with “ar”, but there are two nouns that end with “or/er”. The pattern is pretty apparent, so I am going to discuss only the nouns that do not fit the pattern.

Aladharet and adharet

My suggestions about meanings and forms of the word “adharet” are based on this dialog:

‘He said, ‘I am not aladharet.’ <...>  ‘I cannot do magic,’ he said. ‘I have never trained with the’ – there was no other word for it – ‘adharet.’ <...> ‘I only know what I have seen, watching the adharet cast spells as I fought to protect them.’ (Dark heir, chapter 38).

There are two variants of the word: aladharet is singular and adharet is plural. Perhaps, “al” is the marker of a singular form, I would no more touch on single/plural forms because we do not have enough information.

The closest meaning from the context is a wizard /enchanter. This noun is interesting because “ar” is in the middle of the word. I think it is a verbal noun (a noun derived from a verb), such as spell – speller, enchant – enchanter.

Kishtar

According to the book, “Vara kishtar” is a shadow hound. “Kishtar” is highly likely to mean a hound or hounds. (Chapter 21)

The root “Kisht” means field, sown-field, tillage, cultivation, (at chess) check in Sanskrit. Of course, the meaning of the word in the old language is different, but it is still quite an interesting coincidence.

Similarities to Latin

There are some Latin names in the books like “Finem Solis”. Besides, some words in the old language are very similar to Latin (see the examples below).

“Callax Reigor” (The Cup of Kings) (Chapter 46)

“Callax” reminds Latin “Calix” (the Cup).

Reigor (Kings)

The root “reig” resembles the Latin root “reg” in “regio,-are”, “regium” (to rule/ royal).

Valdithar

English translation is “dauntless”, it is the name of Sancean`s horse. It has the ending “ar”, probably, because this adjective plays a role of a noun as abstract adjectives can be nouns in English. Synonyms of the “dauntless” are valorous, valiant. They derived from the Latin word “valens” – strong, powerful. This meaning of “val” seems to be suitable for Valdithar as well.

Similarities to Tolkien`s languages: Sindarin and Quenya

As some readers know, C.S.Pacat is a big fan of the J.R.Tolkien, so I decided to compare Tolkien`s languages with the old language and found out some borrowings from them. Several names look like Elvish words in which some letters are altered.

The ending “ion” is typical to Elvish.

Anharion

He is the Light’s greatest fighter who served the Sun King. That name consists of two parts: “Anar” is the Sun and “ion” is a son in Elvish. The sound “h” is pronounced with exhalation, so it might be omitted. Anharion means the son of the Sun in this case. In addition, the name was given to him by the Light side (the Sun King) and it is not his true name.

Ekthalion/thalion

Ekthalion is the Sword of the Champion.

Although “Fermaran, katara thalion” (Dark Heir, chapter 29) does not have a translation, “thalion” is a hero/a dauntless man in Sindarin. In my opinion, the coincidence is not an accident. “Thalion” is the part of the Sword`s name and the meaning seems relevant in context of the books.

Moreover, Ecthelion`s fate in the Silmarillion is quite similar to the fate of the Sword. Ecthelion slayed Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs, at the cost his life. The Sword`s fate is described in the book as follows:

…As a weapon to kill the Dark King. It’s said that a great Champion of the Light rode out with it to fight him <…> but could do no more than draw a single drop of the Dark King’s blood. That’s all it took to corrupt the Blade… (Dark Rise, chapter 13).

The name Ecthelion had its own evolution: its Qenya cognate was Ektelion.

Another thing

Veredun

One of the characters mentioned this name in the following dialog:

‘This isn’t my first time at sea.’ Visander <…>. ‘Atlantic? Pacific?’ ‘The Veredun,’ said Visander. He looked out at the night expanse of black water. This did not feel like the Veredun, or like any sea he had known (Dark Heir, chapter 34).

Names are not translated, but I wanted to know more about this old world sea/ocean. There is no word which is exactly the same in any language relevant to my research, but there are analogs to its parts.

Vere/verus is “truth” in Latin

Dun is “dark/deep/gray/gloomy” in English

Dun is “West” in Sindarin

My translation is “The deep truth” or “The dark truth” or “The West truth”, but I do not pretend to know the truth.

Verbs

All verbs that we know end with “as”.

Aragas

Aragas means “open” in the old language. I have not found any Latin roots. However, separate parts of this word exist in Sindarin: “ara” is “royal” and “gas” means a hole/gap/opening. Aragas is used for opening gates that connected the Kingdoms, for opening the oubliette under the Sun King`s throne and in the metaphor of opening the door of the Dark King`s magic­. All these cases are associated with something “royal” and “opening”. I might have gone a bit too far here and read too much into it.

Ar ventas

Ar ventas – He is fighting (The translation from the text, Dark Heir, chapters 27, 29)

Ar uentas/ventas – He is coming (The translation of the inscription, Dark Heir, chapter 2)

There is a possibility that these verbs are borrowed from Latin. The root of the word “uent” is the same as in the Latin verb “uenio/venio” (to come). Thus the ending “as” indicates a tense and a person (is coming). My guess is that V and U are interchangeable in Latin. Therefore, “ventas” means “is coming” and “is fighting” at the same time. I think “uentas” is right, because U turns into V.

Vala!

One of the characters used this word in the following dialog:

With a tug of her horse’s mane, she [Visander] said something that sounded like Vala!, and they burst out of the stable doors (Dark Heir, chapter 21).

I think it is the command “walk/run” for a horse and the verb could be in the imperative mood. In my opinion, there is a parallel to Latin. Singular imperatives are formed by removing the ending “re” from verb roots, for example, monstra̅re (to show) – monstra (show). Nevertheless, “Vala!” could be another command, e.g. “gallop/forward/ahead”.

Adjectives

I think the ending “ra” indicates adjectives. Valdithar looks like an exception, but I think it is not an exception because it is a noun (see the section about nouns).

Vara

The translation of “Vara kishtar” given in the books is “a shadow hound” (Dark Heir, chapter 21).

It also means “soiled” and “dirty” in Quenya. As far as we know, “Vara kishtar” is a creature of the Dark side, and all shadow creatures could be “soiled” in the Light side`s opinion. By the way, there is the Sanskrit word “vara” that means “the best, excellent, the eldest”. The meaning is opposite to the meaning in the old language, but the Dark side could use the word differently.

Katara

“Fermaran, katara thalion”(Dark Heir, chapter 29).

Katara ought to be an adjective because it ends with “ra” and because of its position in the sentence (before a noun). The text does not give a translation, so I decided to consult dictionaries.

Latin and both Elvish languages did not help, but Sanskrit has the adjective “katara”. It has several meanings:

Which (of the two)

Mean, poor, miserable

Timid, shy/cowardly, cowardly/fearful

I have never mentioned Greek before, but it also contains “katara”, but as a noun: κατάρα is a curse or a calamity/disaster.

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Other observations

I noticed other patterns as well, but I need more examples to confirm them.

Structure of sentences

Like in English, a subject goes before a predicate:

Ar ventas – He is fighting

Ar uentas – He is coming

An adjective precedes a noun:

Vara kishtar – a shadow hound

Katara thalion – a shy hero (?)

My own hypothesis

Old language adjectives agree with nouns in gender, case and number.

There is evidence that verbs conjugate and have different tenses. So far I managed to identify only one verb form (continuous, third person, singular). I suppose that the inscriptions contain other verbs as English translations provide other verb forms including modal verbs, various tenses and person.

The reconstructed translation

Only one phrase from the Dark Heir has no translation: “Fermaran, katara thalion” (Dark Heir, chapter 29). We know the hypothetical meanings of the words from the analysis, so the translation might be reconstructed.

Fermaran

Ar ventas fermaran (Chapter 27)

Ar ventas, fermaran (Chapter 29)

In this case, “fermaran" is not used to address someone because there is a variant without a comma. Catalan has the verb “fermar”. It means “to stop”. The form “fermaran” is “they will stop” in indicative future, plural, third.

The reconstructed phrase goes as: “They will stop, mean/timid/poor hero”. It can fit in the context but it is still pretty questionable.

Inscriptions

Unfortunately, I have not achieved my goal to identify words in the inscriptions from the Dark Heir. As I mentioned there is not enough data. For example, the words we know from the translations such as the adverb “only”, the negation “cannot”, the modal verb “may” and the English phrase verb “cries out” remain unidentified. These inscriptions are still the Phaistos disc:

The past cries out, but the present cannot hear (Dark heir, chapter 2)

Only a Steward may enter (Dark heir, chapter 37)

Dark Rise paper editions 2021-2022

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The conclusion

Roots of the old language lie in Latin, Sanscrit, Sindarin/Quenya and, perhaps, something else. Four Kingdoms, four language families: Latin for the Sun/Undahar, Sanskrit for the Serpent or the home of the Lions, Elvish or unknown one for the Tower or the Rose.

I hope the third book will provide new data that will allow me to decode all inscriptions and get more profound understanding of the old language. Meanwhile, I am going to entertain myself with guesses, theories and attempts to decode the inscriptions.

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Acknowledgements

I would like to express my thanks to my aunt for being my editor, for all help and discussions about the old language, to my sister for all figures and to my friends from Undahar for the support and help! Thank you all very much!

All information is from the Dark Rise, the Dark Heir and dictionaries: Latin, Sanskrit, Sindarin and Quenya.

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The article also was written for the C.S.Pacat fanbook "Undahar" made by people from the discord server Undahar.

Please, ask about permission and credit me if you want to share the analysis.

[userautumn]

Am I crazy, I don't think there's anything wrong with what C.R. said. She already said she's still voting for kamala, is it wrong to point out that desipte that there is a problem with the democratic party's inaction reagrding palestine and will not endorse her?

It's not wrong to point out that there are problems with the Democratic party because this is a known fact. But there are some fundamental problems to what she said or, rather, to the ideology behind what she said:

C.R. is a very influential voice among her demographic right now. Maybe she doesn't hold the same social capital as T/aylor S/wift but the majority of her fanbase is Queer people, minorities who will be negatively impacted by a second T/rump presidency. We can say a lot about celebrity worship and why you absolutely should not get your morality or politics from public figures, but the reality is that by not endorsing Harris or by not encouraging her fanbase to vote, C.R. is encouraging an apathy and complacency among young voters that could get a lot of people killed should T/rump be elected a second time.

While I acknowledge that she said she will be voting for Harris, the "both sides are equally bad" argument is not even remotely true. What most young voters mean when they say "both sides are bad" is "I don't like what's happening in P/alestine." Which is fine. But that is NOT the same as both sides being equally bad and no one is making that distinction. What is happening in P/alestine is awful and no one people group should be sacrificed to save or uphold another. But that is still one issue amidst a myriad of other issues in which Democrats support the US people much better than Republicans could or will. Albeit a major issue, the fact that it's one of many is important to acknowledge. C.R. had the opportunity to do so and didn't, which is lazy and irresponsible.

There is so much wrong with the idea that the United States is not doing anything to stop the war between I/P. C.R. is one of those people who (wrongly) believes that our president can wake up one day, call N/etanyahu, and say, "hey, man, time to wrap this up" and all violence will immediately cease. That's not how that works, and it sounds silly and unrealistic to even say it out loud. B/iden is not I/srael's president. He's America's president, and he cannot force his will on N/etanyahu. Now, the United States is in a unique position where we can and do navigate overseas, for better or for worse. But if the United States president had the power to arbitrarily stop a war between two non-US countries, the unlawful war between R/ussia and U/kraine would have ended ages ago.

All this to say, what young voters — C.R. included — view as inaction on the United States' part does not take into account the web of political navigation happening on the world's stage and behind closed doors. When you are allied with a country, it is your political responsibility to support them through wartime and, as I've said before, to suddenly cease supporting them or — as some people want — to unravel that political obligation entirely, would take several terms of several different presidencies, especially considering how deeply woven I/srael is into our country. So to not vote based on perceived inaction, or to not encourage young people to vote based on perceived inaction, or to not endorse a candidate based on perceived inaction is not just wrong, it's fueled by the same dangerous ignorance that M/AGA cultists tout and proceed to hide behind when their own worldviews are challenged.

So. No. You're not crazy for acknowledging that there was more to C.R.'s quote but she still did the vulnerable people of this country a severe disservice when she could have helped, and I don't like that.

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JJK: Multiple Members / Polyamory AU

List of all Jungkook fics under 'Multiple Members / Polyamory' AU:

* ² - two shots s - contains smut

* Last updated: 18/02/2024

D R A B B L E S

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Crime & Punishment by bangtaninink s ft KSJ, mafia au, PWP Summary: You’re supposed to kill five people per month, as per Seokjin and Jungkook’s request. You’ve only killed two. Somebody’s in trouble.

* Day 8: Threesome by jjungkookislife s ft MYG, FWB Summary: When your name pops up on their screen, they're quick to drop everything to get to you.

Go to Town by here2bbtstrash s ft MYG, friends au, PWP Summary: Jungkook may have only learned about the concept three seconds ago, but he’s determined to be the best nose ride you’ve ever had.

No Regrets by minisugakoobies s ft KNJ, friends au, reunion au Summary: One hot night spent lying between your friends Jungkook and Namjoon brings old feelings to light.

Together by minisugakoobies s wc~4k / ft KNJ, friends au, reunion au Summary: There's no holding back tonight, as you and your old friends Jungkook and Namjoon decide to do something about your regrets. Together.

Pillowtalk by 94hixtape s ft MYG, polyamory au, PWP Summary: Double penetration.

The Midnight Train by pasteljeon s ft PJM, vampire au, PWP Summary: It’s well known that Jungkook and Jimin are your willing blood bags. It’s a dangerous game, yet they’re so pliant in your hands, so eager to submit.

Wanna Show You How by ugh-yoongi s ft JHS, boyfriend!Jungkook, PWP

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All Wound Up (Tighter) by minisugakoobies s wc~6k / ft KTH, rockstar au, PWP Summary: Jungkook and Taehyung help you unwind.

All’s Fair by kimvtae s wc~13k / ft KTH, boyfriend!Taehyung, college au, polyamory au, soulmates au Summary: They say soul mates get their marks on the same day, and you’ve been dating Taehyung for almost four years now, but it isn’t his name that shows up on your wrist. It’s Jeon Jungkook’s, also known as your least favorite person in the world.

By the Pool by bluewhale52 s wc~2.9k / ft KSJ, boyfriend!Seokjin, university au, PWP Summary: Jungkook has to stay back after practice, thanks to you. But perhaps, staying back isn’t so bad after all.

Capital H by kimnjss s wc~7.6k / ft PJM, boyfriend!Jimin, PWP Summary: After learning of the activities your boyfriend and his best friend use to partake in, you can’t help but what to be apart of them. Everyone always says, two is better than one, right?

[...] Castle (II) by satnin-darling s wc~7.7k / ft KTH, idol au, polyamory au, PWP Summary: It's another day in the SOOP and there's something about the way Taehyung and Jungkook are talking together beneath the awning that somehow ends up with you on a pleasurable tailspin.

Cobalt Blue by hobivore s wc~11.3k / ft KTH, artist au, PWP Summary: You ask Jungkook to draw you like one of his French girls.

Compromise by here2bbtstrash s wc~10k / ft KTH, werewolf!Jungkook, vampire!Taehyung, Twilight au Summary: You're torn between the two loves of your life - but maybe you don't have to choose.

Curiosity by yminie s wc~10.6k / ft KNJ, boyfriend!Jungkook, idol au, PWP Summary: Jeongguk’s interest is peaked by something he finds on his favourite hyungs computer, so it’s only natural for him to turn to Namjoon for guidance, right?

Delicate by junghelioseok s wc~5.1k / ft JHS, polyamory au Summary: Some say three’s a crowd. Alternatively: New relationships are hard, but you and Hoseok are determined to make sure that Jungkook knows that he belongs with both of you.

Tryst by junghelioseok s wc~5k / ft JHS, polyamory au, PWP Summary: He really doesn’t like it when you go behind his back.

Euphoria by 94hixtape s wc~8.8k / ft PJM, college au, PWP

Feast by noteguk s wc~7.9k / ft KTH, vampire au Summary: In which you and Taehyung have to teach Jungkook one of two things about being a creature of the night.

Friendly Fire by kpopfanfictrash s wc~10.4k / ft JHS, friends to lovers Summary: The dynamic: Hoseok; your friend and previous fuck buddy. Jungkook; Hoseok’s roommate and subject of your massive crush. The scene: determined not to drunk-gush about your crush any more (to his face), you decide to seclude yourself from all campus parties. Until, of course, Hoseok guilts you into a favor. Things spiral from there.

Helping Hand by minlucent s wc~3k / ft KSJ, boyfriend!Jungkook, PWP Summary: You and your boyfriend are inexperienced in terms of sex. It is decided that the best way to fix that is to have a little help from a friend.

Hotel by satnin-darling s wc~5.1k / ft PJM, established relationship, idol au Summary: Jungkook always comes to Jimin's room at odd hours in the day because he says it's boring to be all by himself, holed up in his own hotel room. The real reason, of course, is because you're there.

Late by satnin-darling s wc~6.7k / ft PJM, established relationship, idol au Summary: Sometimes, it can’t be helped that Jimin and Jungkook are late. It’s no one’s fault, really, since that’s what usually happens when all three of you are together anyway.

In the Dark by jksangelic s wc~6.1k / ft PJM, friends au, PWP Summary: Jungkook and Jimin have a very short attention span, and when you three are lost in the middle of nowhere with a truck that won’t drive, they busy themselves with you.

Joyride by minisugakoobies s wc~12.8k / ft KTH, college au, strangers au Summary: Senior year spring break sucks, thanks to the annoying spoiled little rich boy who won't stop trying to get your attention. When a scenic drive in his ridiculously expensive sports car goes wrong, you meet two sexy mechanics who decide to teach him a lesson - and show you the real meaning of "joyride."

Later Sounds Good Too by satnin-darling s wc~6.5k / ft MYG, polyamory au, idol au Summary: It’s a rare day off and when it comes down to it, nothing quite hits the spot like quality time does.

Love in the Time of Movies and Duvets by jeonggukingdom s wc~7.2k / ft MYG, boyfriend!Jungkook, PWP

Medicine by bratkook s wc~9k / ft KTH, strangers au, PWP Summary: A drunken night at a dive bar after a show was always a given, finding yourself in some form of chaos before the night was over, and as two strangers walk in with eyes that sparkle with mischief, you make it your personal mission to have them be your reckless decisions of the night.

[...] Needy by gimmethatagustd s wc~4.3k / ft MYG, FWB Summary: Jungkook refuses to admit that he has feelings for you, but he's slowly cracking under the pressure. Will his bright idea of asking his friend to seduce you be the final thing that helps him get over his interest in you?

Nothing But Trust by strwberrytae s wc~7.2k / ft KTH, fiancé!Jungkook, PWP Summary: Your fiancé, Jungkook, has done everything in his power to make you happy. Now that you’re engaged, what more could he do to surprise you and please you?

Page 1 by satnin-darling s wc~3.5k / ft KTH, idol au, PWP Summary: Jungkook was tidying up in the boat house just as you came down to see him. Obviously, cleaning would be at the bottom of the agenda once you were together. But while Jungkook was confident that you two would be alone to do whatever you liked since his room was apart from everyone else’s, he keeps forgetting that Taehyung liked to go the extra mile.

Places by sugalaritae s wc~4.5k / ft MYG, roadtrip au, strangers au, PWP Summary: You push yourself against Jungkook and slip a leg between his as you begin to move to the music.

Player Two by minjoonalist s wc~10.6k / ft KTH, gamer!Jungkook, polyamory au, PWP Summary: You’ve always wanted to be as good of a gamer as your boyfriend Jungkook and you’ve tried many times to ask for his help only to be turned down…on your game. but this time you’re over his bratty attitude towards it and he still can’t get enough of yours.

[...] Poster Boy by hamsterclaw s wc~8k / ft MYG, boyfriend!Jungkook, doctors au Summary: You, Jungkook and Yoongi liven up the most boring conference in the world.

Pour Up by jungkxook s wc~14k / ft KTH, fuckboy!Jungkook, fuckboy!Taehyung, PWP Summary: Sleeping with both notorious frat boys Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook doesn’t sound so bad ━ especially when you’re drunk and faded.

Rule of Three by satnin-darling s wc~10.6k / ft MYG, boyfriend!Yoongi, PWP Summary: In the parameters of writing, the “rule of three” is based on the principle that things that come in threes are inherently more satisfying or more effective than any other number. You and Yoongi can't help but notice Jungkook's persistent fascination, so why not indulge? Anyhow, there's nothing wrong with testing out a tried and true principle in the presence of an eager participant.

Trick or Treat by satnin-darling s wc~5.9k / ft MYG Summary: The Joker, a Gray Pianist, and an Action-taker were supposed to walk into a bar on Halloween. Turns out they don't even make it past the front door because they were too busy fucking each other to partake in this year’s spooky season.

Scenes of Misguided Magic by wwilloww s wc~2.3k / ft KTH, magic au, roommates au Summary: Living with your two magic roommates means often exploding potions, spell mistakes, and strange ingredients. It doesn't mean sex magic. Except today it does.

Slow Down by ggukbabyy s wc~6.5k / ft KTH, boyfriend!Jungkook, PWP Summary: You’re both fucked up, Jeongguk knows you like attention and Taehyung is willing to give you it.

Sinful Lust by oddinary4bts s wc~10.4k / ft MYG, boyfriend!Yoongi Summary: In an attempt to spice up your bedroom life with your boyfriend Min Yoongi, you suggest bringing another man into the action. Yoongi seems reluctant at first, but when you mention his friend Jeon Jungkook, he can’t deny his attraction. All that’s left to do is to convince Jungkook into participating…

SOOP by satnin-darling s wc~2.8k / ft KTH, idol au, polyamory au, PWP Summary: Taehyung was meant to fetch you and Jungkook because it was already time to eat. But he happened to walk into something else and he couldn’t help but join. Oh, and for those who are left waiting, it’s not all bad

Tattooed Two by httpjeon s wc~8.5k / ft KTH, boyfriend!Jungkook, tattoo artists au, PWP Summary: Your boyfriend’s best friend joins you for a night you’ll never forget.

The Boys are Back in Town by dntaewithluv s wc~3.2k / ft PJM, friends au, PWP Summary: Getting stood up by your date definitely hadn’t been on your agenda for the evening. Also definitely not on your agenda: bumping into Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook. Together. On the same exact night. It’s been a while since you’ve seen your two best friends, as well as lovers on multiple occasions, from your high school and college days. A chance meeting, some drinks, and a trip down memory lane is all it takes to reignite the attraction between the three of you. Old habits die hard, but these two? They just might be the death of you.

Tongue Technology by ki-yomii s wc~2.2k / ft MYG, boyfriend!Yoongi, PWP Summary: Yoongi teaches Jungkook how to eat out his girl.

Undercover by cinnaminsvga s wc~5.4k / ft KSJ, vampire!Jungkook, siren!Seokjin, bodyguard au Summary: The company banquets that your family loves to host are often drearier than you would like them to be. Lucky for you, your bodyguards have the perfect solution: why don’t you play a little game with them? The only rule? You must keep quiet at all costs.

Your Favourite Game by gimmesumsuga s wc~2.6k / ft MYG, boyfriend!Jungkook, idol au, PWP Summary: The one where Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook compete to see who can make you cum the fastest.

T W O S H O T S / S E R I E S

Double Team by hamsterclaw s ft KSJ, polyamory au Summary: Seokjin and Jungkook are your business partners. You solve problems for the city's elite, albeit by unconventional means. Your professional and personal lives have always overlapped, but that's never worked against you before. At least, not until now...

Just Kidding by whatifyoulivelikethat s ft KTH, PWP Summary: There was a time where you would be out partying, getting drunk and fucking up a storm. But you’re different now. You stopped drinking. Now you’re the one waiting for Kim Taehyung to call so you can pick him up from his drunken adventures. There’s just one small hitch – Taehyung’s roommate, Jeon Jungkook, offering you a mojito.

Lights, Camera, Action by colormepurplex2 s ft KNJ, boyfriend!Namjoon, director!Namjoon, actor!Jungkook, artist!reader, polyamory au Summary: Namjoon told you about his ‘lust list’, it’s like a bucket list but for sex, when you first got together over 5 years ago. Together, over the years, you’ve checked off one item after another. Now, you’re down to the last three things…and they’re a bit unconventional as far as typical relationships go. 1. Watch my significant other be pleasured by someone else 2. Film my significant other with someone else (not pertaining to the previous item) 3. Have a threesome with another guy Most people might shy away from it, intimidated by potential competition; but, unconventional is kind of your thing. You’re secure in your relationship and love bringing him pleasure in any way you can. Namjoon’s a successful art director and has his eyes set on one of his cast members to help complete the list. Tall, dark, and devilishly handsome, Jungkook could be the perfect little helper. It’s perfect. They’re perfect…but does Jungkook agree?

Not Allowed by whatifyoulivelikethat s ft MYG, idol au, polyamory au Summary: The love of your life, BTS’s very own Min Yoongi, tells you he has a gift for you. But he also says you’re not allowed to refuse. What’s that supposed to mean, hm? Surely not… wild hot sex with the Golden Maknae himself?

The Hush Series ² by suga-kookiemonster s ft KTH, PWP Summary: Four seats, five bodies. “Careful, sweetheart,” he breathes into the shell of your ear, hands tightening over your waist in warning. You lick your lips, pausing just long enough to ponder: what if you don’t want to be careful?

Young Bood ² by blublublujk s ft KTH, vampire au Summary: A very thirsty newborn begs for a feeding, you and Taehyung deliver accordingly.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAH okay promo time 😭😭 I can do this xd

Out here wiping my eyes and stopping screaming to watch the promo (neither of those are true - the first ain't even literal lol)

AAAAHHHHHH CARLOS YOU ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD MY GUY

A A A H

I didnt even RECOGNIZE THAT as TK's VOICE for a second 😯😯😬😭😭😭😭

But y'all the ANGST <3333 ❤️❤️❤️❤️👀👀😍😍❤️

Anyway back to being DISTRAUGHT and IN FEAR

O P E

Oh my gosh

"No one's gonna find you though"yeah that's because you didn't FREAKING TELL ANYONE WHERE YOU WERE GOING!!!!

THE K I T?????

C o n C E R N . jpg ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Oh no

"Looks like a pattern"?????

A SERIAL KILLER????!!?!?!!!?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳

AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HECK

AAAAHHHHHH AWW CARLOS 😭😭😭

BRO LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING T H R O U G H IT

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "We're not gonna find him alive, are we?" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP S T O P P P P P EVERYBODY SHUT UP YES WE ARRRRE TK 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am actually losing my mind

Y'all I just. I swear

Okay, that's the last of my last thoughts. Now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

*Ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you'll begrudge me a very long scream again 😌.

ANYWAY!

I absolutely LOVED this episode!! I thought it was amazing :DD. It had so much DRAMA an ANGST and it was also HILARIOUS at parts xD. I promise that's just emphasis not me highlighting the words lol. Anyway, I loved Owen's storyline, even I'm frustrated over it xD, and I LOVED Iris's :D. Plus the call was amazing xD. The one with he cliff lol. Anyway, I loved it all 🥰🥰. Now, I'm gonna try to keep this short, but we'll see what happens lol - time for the individual parts xD.

First of all - Judd, Mateo, Marjan, Paul, and Nancy. My 126 lovelies 🥰🥰🥰. I was about to just do them four but then I was like nah Nancy gotta join them. I decided to leave Tommy on her own though lol. Anyway!!! As always I loved them :DDD. I missed seeing them much he episode but it makes sense with everything else going on :/ :). Still, the all was great XD (the all did great jobs of course), and the scene at the endddd 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔. Oh my gosh I'm still not over that - I know it's only been like an hour and 20 minutes but still xD. I don't think I'll ever get over it lol. Also, for a second I nearly said just 20 minutes and then I remembered: oh yeah, it's 9:08 (big emphasis on the 9 but I can't capitalize a 9 unless I spell it out lol). Anyway! Gotta shout-out Nancy's acting on the cliff call XDD wonderful lol. "Live!! Live!!!!" XDDD Iconic lol. Also Judd calling Owen out was *chefs kiss* as always. Plus, he's definitely sus, so if we need anyone for anything involving that, Judd's our guy. Kind of like TELLING SOMEONE WHERE YOU'RE GOING- sorry XD. Anyway, I loved them all <33 hope to see them more soon :))). ❤️❤️❤️.

Tommy! I really liked her scene with TK :DD. It was amazing <333. Her being there for him, comforting him :')). Work mom for real <333. And we love her for it (and many other things lol) 🥰🥰. Also, she did amazing with her job as well :DD 🥰🥰. And I just have to mention her acting in the first call XD. Not that she even did much, more just what she was actually doing lol. Girl was just sitting there XD. Like barely blanker than 😌 XDDDD. Icon, lol, amazing xDD. I love her ❤️❤️❤️🥰.

Grace time :). We LOVE OUR GIRL GRACE for being so amazing working out the call :DD. And also she was just so good in that scene in general 😭 - the shock on her face, the near desperation in how fast she was talking to Carlos- MMH, wonderful <33. Anyway, she was an icon all around this episode :DDD, and of course did her job wonderfully <33 ❤️❤️❤️🥰. Amazing, love her so much :'D.

Owennnn! My man. He was wild this episode XD. Like. SIR. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?? XDD. I mean, hey, I wasn't really, genuinely suspicious of O'Brien either - as an overall, at any time in the process sort of thing, Owen was more suspicious of him than I was XD. That was at the beginning lol. But like. STILL. SIR. You can't just go around telling FBI business XD. I just KNOW this I gonna have consequences (obviously), and bad ones xd. Not just in the case but for us, our family/characters. It's gonna be rough lol. You gotta admit though, Owen, and a lot of his scenes, were hilarious this episode XDD. It was a nice contrast to the other plot, the Iris plot, just like last week. Which is wild considering it's a nazi domestic terrorism plot xDD. Anyway lol, I'm excited to see where it's going 🥰. If more stressed, now, lol. Also despite all this I'm wondering, who did he get to play his niece in law XDD. O'Brien, lol - not that that description fits anyone else xd. But like, seriously, who? Is it just another one of the honor dogs' wife or something? Or his (O'Brien's) daughter? Or maybe he's even lying to her, and she really does think he's in there to try to get her husband/boyfriend back. Ah, idk though! Wild lol. Anyway, loved the plot, and yeah, sure, loved Owen lol. Still frustrated with him though xdd.

Now

The moment we've all been waiting for XD

TK and Carlos <3! An also Iris :). So! First let's kinda go over individual stuff. TK first!

My poor booyyyyyy 😭😭. He clearly felt so guilty for like, 80% of the episode xd. All except the call where they found Iris, pretty much, since that was the only time he was under the impression she was kidnapped (which she was but, yk xD). Just- agh 😭😭 xdd. Quick lighter note, amazing acting from TK on the cliff call XDD. Wonderful just as the other two lol, an icon <333. Anyway XDD (gosh that scene was so hilarious lol), TK having to confess going to see Iris in that first scene :((. I wish he got a chance to explain, but he and Carlos were both thinking that could've been the cause, so I don't even think he would've in that short a time. I mean, he just apologized instead of trying :'((. But also, I don't think Carlos would have cared. I don't blame him, but he was emotional and it was something they'd planned not to do, and could've caused Iris's disappearance. It sucks but it makes sense :'(. Also when TK said he wasn't hungry in he last scene I literally wasn't either 😭 xD. I was eating dinner throughout the episode and I'd just finished a bit when I set my food down to watch more intently lol. But I also felt literally a bit nauseous XDD I don't think I was full, I think it was just the drama lol - and THAT is impressive. Especially considering this has to work out lol. Anyway, TK in the last scene was absolutely heartbreaking 😭😭❤️. I really hope he didn't think Carlos's main reason for not coming home was him still being upset :'(((. But I think he probably did <33 💔. Anyway, I love him, he was great this episode xd <3333.

Now, a bit on Iris :D. AAAHHHHHHH I'm so glad she's okay :'DDD. I thought it would take a lot longer to rescue her, but this does make the most sense lol :'). Or t least, a lot of it. In hindsight, I see it XD. Anyway, it makes sense, and I didn't think she'd die or anything, but I'm so glad she's okay :'DD. But my poor girl :((((. Also, the thing about mental health is so sad 😭😭😭. Because yeah, seriously, just as I figured (I assume most of us did), they were discrediting things because of her illness. And it was making her doubt everything :'(((. She didn't deserve that 💔💔💔💔. Doesn't, is probably better <33. And I mean, given that there was no one seen coming out of that house, I cnt really blame the detective, but still :/. I mean, I can partially blame her because of the whole in the trunk, and also head injury hing, but still XD. Most people don't automatically jump to secret passages (like me - or, unlike me I suppose) lol. Anyway, I'm glad Iris is alive and physically (mentally too besides the doubting herself and no doubt the trauma from this :'((( ) okay :'DD. Besides that concussion lol. Carlos still needs that annoying little sister :'). That is not the only reason I'm glad she's alive btw XD, I'm just kinda joking. And annoying bc she teases him lol. Anyway <333. I love her :)) ❤️🥰🥰.

Now, Carlos. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! XDD now, anyway lol. Honestly I'm more distraught than shocked xD. We all knew this was coming lol. And I know, I KNOW, that Carlos is gonna be okay (and I also know it just sounds like I'm trying to convince myself of that but like. we literally know lol xD), but it's still scary 😭😭😭. I'm still nervous as heck lol xDD. Just for how everything's gonna work out! Anyways, more organized stuff time XD. More organized as in more than just now. Anyway, poor Carlos 😭😭😭. His heartbreak in that first scene, and then like almost betrayal when TK revealed that he visited Iris - MMH, AAH 😭😭 xd. I was really hoping tarlos would actually make up, especially quickly, but no such luck 😭. I mean, they're no totally arguing, not yk xD. And there's gonna be so much going on (and much more important stuff at that) when we get Carlos back that I doubt we're gonna talk about it then either. Pro tip: get kidnapped to avoid talking to your fiance. XDD Sorry, I know, I'm evil. But it's not thaaat bad lol. I was just thinking about what I was just talking about earlier while I was a few minutes behind/late catching up on the last of the liveblogging lol, and that thought entered my head XD. Anyway lol. Side now, pretty sure this is about as long as Iris's now and I've barely gotten into the plot xD. Anyway! Let's actually talk about this episode, not the next one lol xD.

I loved seeing protective Carlos, and slightly detective Carlos (lol rhymes) this episode. Him going into shift early - we know it wasn't just anger -, going to the cliff, immediately joining Iris's rescue, carrying her out, holding her hand, standing up for her to the detective, hugging her and kissing her head when she talked about how awful it was and the mental illness side of things. Amazing <33. And then he went and did a dumb thing xdd. Whyyyy would he do that without backup 😭😭. I do remember thinking for a split second "he doesn't want the trail to go any colder" and then passing that as good and forgetting about it in the moment, but I think it was mostly just emotions, even if he did try to justify it lol xD. Also, I'm frustrated but not too mad at him for being mad at TK - he was emotional, it was gonna happen. And UGH I'm rushing this bc I worked on half of this and the end of this post for like 20 minutes and I was gonna be able to do it before midnight and then it didn't save even though my wifi was fine when I clicked save to go post it :'(((. And I am really upset about that bc I had to start from halfway through Carlos's section and I tried but I had three minutes and now it's past midnight xd. So I'mma try to get past how upset I am bc it's arbitrary, and just hurry this up. Besides I don't wanna retype all that anyway xd. This is most of it, I can't remember all of it >://. Ugh I'm really upset xd. Whatever. I'mma just pretend it doesn't bother me. OH MY FREAKING GOSH IT DID IT AGAIN. ALL OF THAT. FREAKING AGAIN. I WANT TO SCREAM TUMBLR COULD YOU PLEASE JUST W O R K!!!! U G H H H H H H H H. I want to SLEEP this has taken me an extra 40 minutes and is making me literally cry just WHY. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME TUMBLR??? I'm literally gonna be saving every two seconds this time and then I'm going to resist chucking my phone across the room. I am going to try and act enthusiastic about this since the entire point of this is so I know what I was feeling instead of just my current rage. This is so stupid I know but whatever.

Anyway, I am so scared for the next episode 😭😭😭. Like VOEUNZUGAKSPB. I don't deserve this :'(((. But like I am so ready XDD. And also not at all lol xdd. It's gonna hurt but I will be LOVING the angst. And dying XD. I don't know how I'm gonna make it through it lol. Because it is going to be ROUGH, Carlos is gonna be going through it xdd. Also, at least they both said I love you at the end <333. That'll make it a tiny bit easier xddd. I will however still be screaming the entire time XDD. Anyway, I am SO EXCITED :DDD. And very scared XDD. Like, I know Carlos will be fine. I'm SURE (literally xD), unless the wedding promo bits (the planning) are with a ghost xD. But I can still be nervous lol. Oh, also! If I don't get to see TK hearing the news, or at LEAST TK telling the others, it is a crime <3. And homophobic <3. Jsyk <3. XDDD But honestly I need it. Anyway, back to Carlos lol! I loved him this episode, he was amazing 🥰🥰🥰. And I am so scared for him next episode xdd. I love him <333.

Overall, I loved loved loved this episode. I am looking forward to regular calls again, though. I love the drama and everything right now and I know it doesn't always leave room for regular calls, but I hope we have them again soon. Though the calm today was great lol. The CPR on the sex doll whole thing was just- amazing XD. Top notch call lol, and amazing performances xDD. Anyway, I loved the storylines this episode! Obviously the whole Iris situation, but Owen's too! Even if I am frustrated with him xD. But, still, I think it's gonna be really interesting, and I wanna see where it goes from here! Also it's hilarious XD. Like it's weird that it has but it has some really funny scenes lol. They've gotta fit it in somewhere xD. I'm cool with it this way lol. And, of course, I loved the Iris storyline :). It was awesome, and I'm so excited to see more. Anyway, I'm terrified of next week, but I'm also so excited :DD. I'm not at all ready, and I am so ready xD. I'll probably just be screaming the entire time. Anyway, I love all of them 🥰🥰❤️ <33.

So yeah! I loved this episode. I really enjoyed the storylines! I'm nervous for the next one. This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 3: Cry Wolf

What a great episode! I am so excited and also so, so scared for the next one. I'll be back next week with my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 4: Abandoned

See you next week!

[creepereyes]

Stranger Things emeto HCs

Literally nobody asked for this but as a sickfic/emeto fic connoisseur I am T H I R S T I N G for some good ST emeto stuff. Here we go, emeto HCs for Harringrove + other adult male characters because I have no shame. 😵‍💫🤢🤮

Steve: Repeated head injuries and Upside-Down exposure have left him prone to migraines, and unless he takes meds right away they always make him sick. Pukes a lot and violently. Throwing up will usually lessen the pain but not always. Bad food gets him too. Steve’s cooking skills are subpar so he gets a lot of takeout, sometimes from questionable places. He’s gotten food poisoning a couple times. He loves to be taken care of when he’s puking because he never got that as a kid. Billy knows how to handle Steve when he gets sick (so does Robin) and will snuggle with him.

Billy: Stress/anxiety puker. Like Steve he pukes a lot amount wise but isn’t as loud. Growing up with Neil has led to him downplaying any illness or injury and trying to ride it out without complaining. Neil obviously never cared for him when he got sick as a kid. The first time Billy got sick in front of Steve he was expecting to receive no help at all, but then Steve gently comforted him and Billy just melted. He’s clingy when he’s sick but not overtly so. He also tends to get motion sick if he’s not the one driving.

Eddie: As a human garbage disposal, he’ll eat anything and everything offered to him. If it’s edible it’s going in his mouth, and he’s paid for it a couple times. Tends to make a huge disgusting mess but he’s pretty good at not getting any in his hair. He’s okay with being alone when sick but he’d rather be comforted by Chrissy. She’ll put his head in her lap, stroke his hair and gently massage his stomach. Sometimes it’ll work and he’ll fall asleep, other times it’ll just make him puke again.

Hopper: Doesn’t get sick very often but he’s no stranger to hangovers. They kick his ass more and more as he gets older and he can’t knock them back like he used to. When he pukes he is LOUD. He sounds like he’s dying. The demogorgans in the Upside-Down can hear him puking. When he actually sick from something like the stomach flu, he downplays it and insists that he’s fine. After he pukes though? Whiny with a capital W. He’ll complain to Joyce that he’s actually dying. Joyce rolls her eyes every time but then lovingly takes care of him.

Jonathan: He’s pretty low key about being sick. When he gets sick at home, he’ll stay in his room with a bucket by his bed because he doesn’t want Will or Joyce to get sick. He does like being taken care of though, especially if there’s physical touch involved. Nancy will take care of him no matter how gross and pukey he gets, but he actually prefers having Argyle as a caretaker. Jonathan’s first time with purple palm tree delight led to him greening out and getting really sick from it, and Argyle stayed with him the whole time like the true friend he is.

Argyle: He’s the most chill puker ever, even when he’s got something really nasty. He’ll violently projectile vomit then be like, “All good, my dude.” even when he’s clearly not. He doesn’t like to bring down the vibe by complaining much, though he’ll curl up and groan a bit when he’s alone. If he has time, he’ll tie his hair into a messy bun to avoid getting puke in it. If he doesn’t have time it’s a gamble. Like Steve and Eddie he tends to eat some very questionable things and occasionally suffers for it.

[strykingback]

RE-ACTIVATING SYSTEM... REBUILDING DATATBASE.... DATABASE REBUILD COMPLETE... INITIALIZING NEW DATA DATA INTIALIZATION COMPLETE...

"Ugh... okay. I really thought getting refitted wouldnt take this long but it did....." Cronus said with Merlinda walking up to his head.

"Good morning there, Cronus. I am certain the upgrades to your body has been near complete...."

"Oh, hey there Merlinda. How have things been since I was out?" Cronus asked. with the scientists face making a slight determined look at her robotic ally.

"To be honest, things have been horrendous. Atlas and Mantle have been destroyed by the Grimm Titan of Malevolence, Imperius. Many Atlesians and Mantleans who survived were sent to either Brumel, Mistral, or Vacuo. With many going through all three portals. Secondly, Team BLCK and RWBY.... are Missing in Action but at this point I would be saying that they've been killed."

"Shit... anything else I should know?" Cronus asked.

"The Scions of Salem is believed to be making their next move onto Vacuo, with the appearance of a mysterious temple and with tensions rising between the Atlesian and Vacuan people. Its only a matter of time until it erupts into total chaos thus spawning and or attracting multiple Grimm to Vacuos capital Athtar. But what I fear the most is none other than Solarius City which is my colleague Kriegs greatest achievment being in danger.." Merlinda continued.

"Well fuck me two ways. The worlds fucked isnt it? But like hell I'm gonna sit here... well not literally and let the Scions of Salem take this timeline as well. Hows the status on my new body?"

"Good news is. It's just about complete." Merlinda answered.

"Alright then. My directive still remains the same as before." Cronus said.

D I R E C T I V E : K I L L A L L S C I O N S O F S A L E M.

[pastelaspirations]

Okay, I... I don't know what, I can't- W a i t, o k a y. I'm not even screaming right now or. Even in the process of losing my mind. I have already lost it. It's gone. My mind has left me, a shell of a person, as I ascend into the heavens as I am essentially dead in all manners but physical.

Would even saying "I'm not okay" be accurate to my situation??? It would be more akin to holding up a severed arm at the scene of a car crash, giving a skeptical look to said car crash, then addressing every horrified and disturbed individual that you, in your professional opinion, think that the person who used to own the severed arm is in fact, not okay.

Can I. Come back maybe. Reblog this when I have found my lost mind somewhere and can be more coherent.

O k a y. How do I. Even express what I feel right now.

My heart is in shambles. Utterly d e s t r o y e d, I tell you. I don't think there is a way I will ever possibly recover from this.

We laugh and we laugh at my lighthearted jokes of me crying over fan art. And while I was over the moon, delighted beyond the words that I so poorly tried to use and express the absolute joy I felt, I wasn't actually crying. Of course, there were times I came c l o s e, just from the sheer overwhelming joy that my tiny heart is not accustomed to feeling, but I usually was able to contain myself. The happiness cancelled out the tears that would have fallen. I'm sure this isn't a surprise, very often things said in full capital letters and repeated instances of the same letter at the end of words are said in hyperbole.

T h a t s a i d. I did actually cry from this. I promise, I am telling the full truth right now. To make matters brief, I had a very rough awakening due to an emergency and I had been stressed the majority of the day. S o, uh, I suppose that weakened the usually fortified walls I have up that prevent me from actually crying at things.

I don't know why, man. I'm just. So overwhelmed with so many emotions, I can't. ALL THE EMOTIONS YOU INFLICTED WITH THIS ARE ALL GOOD, I SWEAR, THEY'RE JUST. INCREDIBLY POTENT AND POWERFUL WHEN USED AGAINST A WEAK HEART.

I know how incredibly difficult animation is, even if I haven't attempted it myself yet. It takes so much practice and patience, and there are many who give up before they become better at it because of the unforgiving amount of time and perseverance it takes. So, that may be partly why I am so incredibly honored and humbled to have someone do all that for a story I made.

It just means so much, I don't know how else to express it. Never, in a million years, did I think when I created this fic three years ago, that I would be getting fan art, let a l o n e fan animations. If you were to tell me that three years ago, I would have looked at you like you had lost your mind.

That's what I wanted to do when I first started writing. I thought that if I inspired someone else with a little story that I created, then it would be worth it. ;_; So, to see all these incredibly talented people like you be so inspired to create something new means the world to me. It's just so incredibly flattering and overwhelming that it is over a story that I made. <3

OKAY, I'M SORRY FOR ALL THAT, I JUST. I'm so moved and touched and I'm not sure if I can even express how exactly I feel in words, but I tried. I promise, I will love this until the end of time and it means the absolute world to me <3 <3 ;_; ;_;

their first meeting . Based on the fanfiction "Perseverance" by: @pastelaspirations

[detectivereads]

Nancy Drew Game 34 Puzzle Sept 29

This post will have spoilers!

Hi everyone, (it's been a while since I posted anything for game 34)

I notice in the message in the beginning for Her, there were two letters capitalize which were W, L. (not sure if that means anything yet)

However, I was looking at the painting of Marie, Brigitte and the others and I saw number in the background.

Now looking at this puzzle, I think (And I can be totally wrong) it's that puzzle where have a sentence and number the first number is which word it is.

ex: The Detective found the clue at midnight.

Then you have the number 2,5 so in this case it would be the word detective and the letter "C".

Some of the picture had 2 sets of numbers;

Maire top- 4,1= W

Maire bottom- 5,2 = E

Brigitte- 2,3= T

Waverly Founders Sky- 1,1= F

Waverly Founder bottom- 5,3 = A

Nefertari- 3,2 = I

Lizzie Applegate- 6,4,= M

Jake and Camille- 3,1= T

Charlotte Thorton- 3,6= O

Vitus bird- 9,2= R

Vitus- 5,1= S

Ghost Moon- 2,3= O

Ghost Water- 8,4= H

Little Liberty Statue- 2,3= G

Banshee- 7,4= E

Ghost Horse- 3,5= N (this one was hard to see)

So, at the end of the post there is a big message where we will plug in the letters we go from the pictures and the message have icons that I would assume that would get certain letters on the board from the list.

I have no idea if my answer is correct, but I am 80% sure the last word is "Ghost."

However, I saw a spoiler when I was seeing if anyone else was having issues with it. After I got the word "Ghost".

[ecopressblog]

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[mindutme]

The Modern Mindutme Alphabet

The Modern Mindutme alphabet is one descendant of the Old Mindutme Alphabet, discussed in my previous post. It has 31 letters, adding six to the original set. A number of letters have changed their sounds due to the development of the Mindutme language, so there are now several letters with multiple possible sounds, as well as a few sounds with multiple spellings.

Several of the original vowel letters have differing sounds based on stress. The first sound shown below is for unstressed syllables, and the second is for stressed ones.

ix → yaqh [jɐꭓ] “spoon” — /i, jɐ/ ([ɨ] when unstressed and following a retroflex consonant) ul → wal [wɐɫ] “bowl” — /u, wɐ/ et → it [it] “foot” — /e, i/ ([ɛ] when adjacent to a uvular consonant, [ɨ] when stressed and following a retroflex consonant) ohis → oys [ɔjs] “pine tree” — /o, u/ ([ɔ] when adjacent to a uvular consonant)

ɛhɔr → ewr [ɛwɾ] “hook” — /ɛ/ (only occurs in stressed syllables) ɔne → one [ˈɔ.ne] “spear” — /ɔ/ (only occurs in stressed syllables) ɑl → al [ɐɫ] “food” — /ə, ɐ/

There are now six more vowel letters, each deriving from a ligature of two of the above.

it-al — /eə/ oys-al — /oə/ ewr-wal — /ɛw/

one-yaqh — /ɔj/ al-yaqh — /ɐj/. In the dialect of Voṣeaṣi, the capital city, this has become /ɛ/ or /e/, depending on stress. al-wal — /ɑw/. In the same dialect, this is /ɔ/ or /o/.

The consonants are in general less changed, though several have allophonic variation.

wɔɔɡ → wug [wuɡ] “songbird” — /w/ juket → waqhet [ˈwɐ.ꭓɛt] “arrow” — /j/ lɑk → laq [lɐq] “door” — /l, ɫ/

rɛldɛn → reldn [ˈrɛl.dn̩] “hawk” — /r, ɾ/ mɛi → mi [mi] “water” — /m/ noɡɛ → nugh [nuɣ] “bow” — /n, ɳ, ŋ, ɴ/

veud → vewd [vɛwd] “ox” — /v/ zɑje → zaye [ˈzɐ.je] “feather” — /z, ʐ/ fiɛl → fyel [fjɛl] “deciduous tree” — /f/

sɛu → sew [sɛw] “arm” — /s, ʂ/ xet → khit [xit] “onion” — /x, ꭓ/ hus → hwas [hwɐs] “flower” — /h/

bjer → byir [bjiɾ] “knot” — /b/ dɛllɛ → del [dɛl] “path” — /d, ɖ͡ʐ/ ɡuul → qwal [qʷɐl] “hand” — /ɡ, ɣ, q/

poɡɔm → pughm [ˈpu.ɣm̩] “cart” — /p/ tjɔf → tṣof [ʈ͡ʂɔf] “cat” — /t, ʈ͡ʂ/ kiɛt → kyet [kjɛt] “leg” — /k, q/

(The situation with retroflex consonants is not actually allophonic, but it’s a bit much to get into in this post.)

Though Old Mindutme had several writing directions, Modern Mindutme has settled on left-to-right. A brief note I forgot to mention in the last post: in Old Mindutme, several letters had multiple versions depending on writing direction. In general, et “foot” would point to the left in right-to-left text, and to the right in left-to-right text; likewise with wɔɔg, juket, rɛldɛn, nogɛ, veud, and kiɛt. When Modern Mindutme settled on left-to-right writing, most of these letters settled with the corresponding orientation. The only exceptions are waqhet and kyet, which happened to end up pointing to the left.

As discussed in this post, there are two styles of writing Mindutme. One is a disconnected “print” style, which simply takes the above letters and puts them together in sequence. The other, the kakhmikrn or calligraphic style, joins the letters together so that every word is a single connected unit, often distorting the letter forms somewhat to do this. A letter may be to the right of, below, or even within or around the previous letter, ideally fitting in with the general shape of the word as gracefully as possible. Whenever possible, strokes are combined to enhance the flow of the entire word.

Here are the modern equivalents to the sentences from the last post, in both styles. First, fya kren “I wrote”:

And fya hwas am u ṣan, “I gave a fish a flower”:

Some words can naturally combine more elegantly than others. This blog’s icon might be mistaken for a single glyph of a more complex writing system, but it’s actually the interrogative particle zvu:

And the header is the word Mindutme itself:

For more examples, check out this tag!

[rottingzodiac]

The update!

Level 3:

Letters:

A: <

B: /

C: =

D: q

E: m

F: 77

G: !

H: QQ

I: e

J: ÷

K: -

L: i

M: p

N: P

O: 2

P: #Q

Q: D

R: f

S: E

T: %

U: [

V: ]

W: d

X: M2

Y: o-

Z: >

Numerals:

1: T>

2: t<

3: uu

4: U%

5: V1

6: iv

7: qQ

8: w

9: 7u

0: W

Punctuation:

•If it is the end of a sentence you put a period plus whatever you were going to use. Which means you may insert some forms of punctuation wherever you want.

•Punctuation to continue a sentence is replaced with 0.

Grammar:

•There are no capital or lowercase letters.

•Double space the words.

Pronunciation:

•Words are pronounced backwards. For example: apple, which is pronounced a-pl is now lp-a.

Definitions:

•Same

Example(s):

QQmiiW0 po- P<pm eE f2%!0 dQQ<m eE o-2[f P<pm.? e <p T>w o-m<fE 2iq..

Hello, my name is Rot, what is your name? I am 18 years old.

The code I came up with if any of you are interested! If you think someone is looking through anything of yours you can use this code, you can also use it just for fun. It can be written and typed. Hope my notes make sense! I'll add more tomorrow.

Level 1:

Letters:

A: <

B: /

C: =

D: q

E: m

F: 77

G: !

H: QQ

I: e

J: ÷

K: -

L: i

M: p

N: P

O: 2

P: #Q

Q: D

R: f

S: E

T: %

U: [

V: ]

W: d

X: M2

Y: o-

Z: >

Punctuation:

•Same

Grammar:

•There are technically no capital or lower case letters.

•Double space the words.

Pronunciation:

•Same

Definitions:

•Same

Example(s):

QQmii2 po- P<pm eE f2%!

Hello my name is Rot!

dQQ<% eE o-2[f P<pm?

What is your name?

Level 2:

Letters:

A: <

B: /

C: =

D: q

E: m

F: 77

G: !

H: QQ

I: e

J: ÷

K: -

L: i

M: p

N: P

O: 2

P:  #Q

Q: D

R: f

S: E

T: %

U: [

V: ]

W: d

X: M2

Y: o-

Z: >

Punctuation:

•If it is the end of a sentence you put a period plus whatever you were going to use. Which means you may insert some forms of punctuation where ever you wish.

•Punctuation to continue a sentence is replaced with 0.

Grammar:

•There are technically no capital or lowercase letters.

•Double space the words.

Pronunciation:

•Same

Definitions:

•

Example(s):

%2q<o- e <%m e=m-=fm<p! <Pq e dmP %2 < #Q<f-.. e% d<E ]mfo- mM2=e%eP!.! e E<d < q[=-0 [P772f%[P<%mio-0 e% qeq P2% /e%m pm.. e Pmmq %2 #Qe=- [#Q0 %2p<%2mE0 /f2==2ie0 < /[=-m%0 <Pq < -m%%im..

Today I ate ice-cream and I went to a park. It was very exciting! I saw a duck, unfortunately, it did not bite me. I need to pick up: tomatoes, broccoli, a bucket, and a kettle.

[fwacchi]

100 followers event

hello, everyone! this is an event to show appreciation to all my 130 followers! and i want to take this moment to say thank you very much for following this blog. i truly appreciate each and everyone of you <3

rules are at the very bottom of this post, please go through them!

status: closed!

alphabet template by @/the-coldest-goodbye and @/jamiewintons with a few changes.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

B = Babe (What would they use as a pet name? Do they use them a lot?)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How do they cuddle?)

D = Domestic (How much do they help around in the house?)

E = Entertainment (What do they enjoy doing with you?)

F = First Kiss (When was your first kiss with them? How was it?)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they both emotionally and physically?)

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

L = Little Ones (How are they around children?)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves?)

P = Propose (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Q= Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

R = Romantic (How romantic are they?)

S = Soap (Do they shower together with you? How often do they do it?)

T = Touch (How clingy/needy are they?)

U = Ups and downs (Do they fight often? How do they make it up to you?)

V = Vulnerability (Do they talk about their feelings often?)

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

X = Xtra (Includes : Who does most of the cooking? How often do they bring you out on a date? How are they around pets?)

Y = You (Do their viewers know about you? How often do they talk about you in their streams?)

Z = Zealous (How passionate are they with you?)

rules:

rest assured, everyone can participate in this event.

i will be taking request for nijisanji JP, nijisanji EN, Shxtou and Min Suha.

I am sorry that I can't add all members of Ex-KRs.

you are allowed to request for up to 3 members and 2 letters

example: can i request for ibrahim, kenmochi and fuwa for letters A,B?

if you only want to request for 2 members, then you can choose 3 letters.

example: can i request for ibrahim and kenmochi for letters A,B,C?

maximum members you can request for are 3 and the minimum is 2. you cannot request for anything more or less.

please use uppercase/capital letters for the alphabets.

take note that some of the letters can get a little suggestive but nothing too NSFW!

[towerofgodscreamblogwink]

reading im not even sure which chap oh no wait it’s 85 i actually put it in notes great 

uh

reading 85-86 s3 but nothing is happening we are happy lo po bia family 

...

(white’s interrupts flashbacks, aria hates this arc, khun might have onlyfans, hansung almost sings a furry song)

happy disclaimer cos i don’t want any awkward convos: these readings were made weeks ago cause im up to date with raws, but waitin till official release till i post (so i can replace the screens with official ones) (unless ill get impatient and just post with fan translations as soon as they come out lol)

white: hell yeah dude it’s super cool

BAM: STOP TALKING IN MY FLASHBACK

“It’s just what he does” - siu

me: how abt ill do the edits after am finished

other me: no

also fun fact my mouse decided to commit rip so i need to do it with touchepad

BAM: BECAUSE...WE MADE...A PINKY PROMISE!!

aria: no we didn’t 

bam: we didn’t??

and so bam left aria 

wait, didn’t you say your lives had expire date-? and that’s why there was a spell on y’all in the first place?? DOES IT MEAN SHE’LL JUST DIE AT SOME POINT LATER ??

bam: the one who banged yo mom. and yo dad. am dark now. i make edgy jokes.

dude with ice creams: ayo who wants free ice creams

bam: OMG MEEEEEEEEEEEE :pleading:

aria, seeing the title of this arc: yo this arc sUCKS

who she

the legend, the myth, the bitch

try not to be evil for 2 seconds challenge

u guys suck

for a goddamn jahad army you’re irresponsible as heck

skinny arm legend

i love her

i like this panel

he’s acting more composed than i thought he would tbh

kudos

SAY IT

aria...

sob

OOP

hansung: aaiiyee uhh.... big whoops

evankhell: ye

sniper girl: ye

hansung: ...u guys think they’ll let us go if we sing them pop furry song?

sniper girl: the what

evankhell: absolutely not but feel free to try *pulls out camera*

kinda cool we got to see hockney using his rod

hockney: y,yes?

crab: it’s almost like one of em has some sort of HAX EYES!!

hockney: uh

i like this crab

KHUN MY BELOVED (oh got his braid cloned)

eyelashes that would absolutely be able to stab a man. very sharp. very beautiful

DSFSDFSADADSGAFSDFASFDSFSDFSDF

yo if khun’s a youtuber does it mean he has onlyfans 

and does he take requests

i wamma

see

his

A- *redacted*

i a m g o i n g t o e v a p o r a t e 

fan translations: h i s g a z e i s f u l l o f c a p i t a l i s m 

s t o p 

JESUS CHRIST TEAM IS CHILLING WITH CAPITALISM WHILE YAMA’S FUCKIN DYING

AIIIEOOUUIIIIEE

FUCK I KNEW HIS WAS INVOLVED IN IT IN A NON MURDEROUS WAY

catboy’s angry

well this is hype

bonus for hockney bc this is prolly the only chance i’ll be able to make this edit