#i also have crackers

[argo-bolo]

nothing like walking home after a 10hr shift with a jar of lemon balm tea and a mug full of summer sausage slices

some wild behavior

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[welcome-to-the-end-of-eras]

I know we make jokes about Jeremy and his caffeine intake, but it’s very common for recovering addicts to use stimulants like caffeine to help curb their cravings and I think we should talk about it

[thatsbelievable]

[sleepsucks]

[gideonisms]

One of my coworkers asked me last night when I'm going to make him some spaghetti and I said he should make himself some because it will taste better than what I make. so he said it's about watching someone cook for you. This man really saw someone who lifts boxes for a living and said you should be in the kitchen jgkgkgjb

[citricjoy]

bensons favorite candies are those nasty wax bottles you get from the gas station that gum up your mouth and stain your tongue; he likes working on his accuracy by spitting the wads of chewed wax at street signs. randy doesn’t have a favorite candy because he’s a masochist who denies himself all extraneous comforts in a misguided attempt at self-flagellation. however, if asked, he would say junior mints

[revalition]

Composure as a pie with a slice missing.

Any of the handsy ones with antlers.

Volition with a paper crown like you'd get from Christmas crackers (they are mainly a UK thing).

[crybaby-bkg]

toxic situationship with Bakugou where he keeps telling you that he can’t be in a relationship with you because he’s a pro and he’s so busy and you won’t love him the way he would love you because of his temper and all that other self destructive bullshit.

but he can’t help going over to your place on nights where he has a late hour patrol, climbing onto your balcony and tapping on the window until it wakes you. can’t help but grumble about having a hard shift, or a shitty night, or how your place is just closest to his agency. you beat yourself up for accepting him every time, but it’s hard not to when he holds your waist and tips your mouth so sweetly to his.

toxic situationship with Bakugou who doesn’t want to take you out publicly in fear of villains going after you, but he watches every video you post of you hanging out on late nights. dancing and drinking and enjoying yourself, flirting with different people and posting it on a private story that he has access to. always comments something passive aggressive and petty underneath, but if you ask him to take you out for brunch the next morning, it’s another bullshit excuse on why he can’t.

just…..him wanting you but scared of the commitment, but he also can’t lose you in fear of you finding someone better. so he’ll sabotage every chance he gets when it comes to you finding someone who will post you, who will go out with you publicly, who will give you a label that’s concrete and meaningful.

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Another weird question for you: How long do you have to fast for a blood sugar reading to count as a fasting blood sugar measurement? Also, does drinking soda (like, full sugar soda) slowly over the time before the blood test count as not-fasting? Asking because I keep testing* in the fasting blood sugar range when I am pretty sure I am not supposed to. Like, two hours after eating a meal when I've been slowly drinking soda the whole intervening time, or half an hour after drinking a whole full-sugar gatorade *with the home blood sugar test thing, not like doctor's office tests. though I test in the fasting range there too? I do know the word for the tester thing but I am brain fogged at the moment

[ragsandrascals]

Hiiii! I heard about your RAE/CEC/WP5 Au and I am OBSESSED! I am just wondering if you have any more WP5 info, like the Wolfman's relationship with his wife and son, and just the lore in general!

:3

Okay it’s all below the cut warning it’s a LOT

General note this all takes place around 1950/1960

Wolfman (jack dewolfe) has a SUPER dysfunctional relationship with his family even before and after wolfpacks tour he was never home, he would just send money and if you were lucky call. He didn’t want to be a family man or a father, his marriage was caused by teenage stupidity and a shitty Cadillac (ie Rolfe’s conception caused his parents to get married)

This puts his long standing dreams of a music career on hold, and caused a lot of resentment towards both his wife and son.

His wife is Delilah (wolfman) dewolf she’s done her best to be the best wife she can be because she thinks that that’s going to make her feel “normal”. She’s kind of petty and immature but by far a better person than jack. She dislikes most of the band they’re “rowdy” and one of them smells like pot all the time (beach bear ofc) she absolutely detests queenie bc she thinks she’s a husband stealing harlot (that is NOT happening at all as the creator I can confirm)

Which is BAD if it was happening and she wouldn’t have called someone and gotten mad at queenie (who is a TEENAGER)

(Side note I wanna talk about queenie cause I love how angsty I made this all, so her and Mitzi are supposed to sort of foil each other in how they were treated as child performers, I want to highlight the lack of protections queenie had in the 60’s not that anything ever did happen to her but it COULD have and that’s just as important and that sort of motivates her to make sure Mitzi is protected)

Delilah and jack do not get along, which is to be excepted when you consider the foundation for their marriage. He’s not around Rolfe enough to have a real relationship with him, sometimes he likes the praise and awe rolfe gives him but most of the time he chastises and mocks Rolfe for his puppets and less than masculine interests (I think he was some inspiration for earl)

Rolfe on the other hand idolizes his father, and has reinterpreted him as an awesome on the road rock n roll star.

There’s a lot more lore but it is a lot and not all of it has been discussed with my queen and overlord @clairyclue so idk if I wanna share it

There’s sort of a different vibe for every band in this universe at least to me, like pizza time theater is a noir/soap opera, rocks fire is a sitcom/teen 80’s movie and Wolfpack is like a documentary on a band falling apart

[zip-toonz]

Tagged by @citrongarde! Hiii!

The game: On Pintrest, search [your name + core] post 6 images and tag 6 people.

I got a ton of alt outfits and miku fanart so I picked the more intersting finds.

Tagging: @lemonmatronics, @craftpunktabby, @cosmicheartz, @rocketonin, @alpacababs, @thingismyson

[skrunksthatwunk]

how do i tell my roommate that her cat repeatedly pissing on and destroying my things is something that people usually offer to clean or replace or apologize for instead of shrugging off

[kursed-curtain]

@bluetorchsky hat of minor inconvenience, perhaps!

[doctordoombignaturals]

saw this post on my pinterest feed and was possessed. anyways The Blorbos ☝️