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If you were to have cosplay sex with your idol girlfriend, which idol would you think would look best in the following costumes?
Police
Student
Professor
Witch
Superhero
Cheerleader
Princess
Comics, game characters
Bikini
Nude
For the sake of not being too boring and answering 'Taeyeon' for all of them, imma try to diversify a bit here (although I may still end up going with Taeyeon for more than one :p) Also, this is more gonna be of a 'who I think of first for __' or 'who do I think suits a __ kind of look the best' :D
Police
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I think this one is pretty easy since IU, I think, is (or was) an honorary police officer
2. Student Sana seems like she'd be a delight to teach. What a cutie pie
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Look at her.
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Yep. Looking at her. Looking at her ... wait what?
Oh, also, shoutout to Taeyeon too
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And ofc her in her 'Letter to Myself' MV and photoshoot/jacket shoot/whatever they're called
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(how to be that cushion, anyone know?)
3. Professor Speaking of Taeyeon (sorry, but you asked me, the Taeyeon-biased guy, so you should've figured that I'd answer Taeyeon for a few of these, even if I said I'd try not to at the beginning of this post)
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Yep.
Yep yep. Help, my mind is going fried with all sorts of ideas of principal/professor Taeyeon ... I can't start any more drafts than I already have...
4. Witch First thing that comes to mind for 'witch': Red Velvet. Probably influence of 'Really Bad Boy' and/or 'Peekaboo' or something. Of those, I feel like Irene would suit the 'witch' vibes
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(this was the closest thing I could find to 'Witch Irene' LMAO) (Irene didn't really look like a witch in RBB, really, so ... yeah. Lemme konw if you got something better and I'll update this :D)
5. Superhero
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First thing I thought of for 'Superhero' is Super Yuppers from Chocome, and Yeoreum is my fav amongst them, so it's Yorm :D (also, have a yorm draft, but unsure when it's gonna come out)
6. Cheerleader
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Somehow, first thing I thought of was this outfit from Amazing Saturday and not SNSD's cheerleader outfits from 'Oh!' Speaking of that, though, Tiffany looked the best in their cheerleader outfits for 'Oh!' imo
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7. Princess First person I thought of for this one is Yuna
idk why tbh, I just feel like Yuna fits the 'princess' vibe the best, you know? And this is coming from someone who barely knows ITZY, really. Perhaps that's just the power of Yuna...
8. Comics, game characters For this one, I figure I should choose someone who is also known for good acting, and I think Seohyun has been praised for her acting before. Also, here's her as Maelficent:
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and her as a cute vampire:
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(IU was chosen for the police officer one, which is why I didn't choose her for this one) (Also, I still have yet to watch anything SNSD has acted in, or any kdrama that isn't 'Goblin', for that matter xD) Don't let those outfits deceive you, she got the body to pull off curvier characters too...
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9. Bikini As you may have surmised, I tend to follow the SM girl groups quite a bit, and there's no other real rhyme of reason behind any of the other groups I pay attention to. So, on that note:
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And then, obviously...
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Yeah, nuff said, really.
10. Nude So ... uh, not sure what kinda, like, outfit or cosplay or something 'nude' is, I'm guessing this is more or less 'who do you think looks best nude' or something?
One answer:
Not biased at all
Not in the slightest
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...Yeah...
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(btw holy FK this pose...)
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Also have some cute Taeyeon (that's still showing off her assets) :D
And who can forgot this legendary outfit
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Not me, that's who. AND ALSO, Taeyeon showing off her ass for no reason:
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And some candids of that LV outfit
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Those lil slits on the slide, perfect for sliding your hands in and grabbing a handful of them titties
And,
STEP ON ME MOMMY
Ahem, sorry about that.
Yeah. Not biased btw.
:)
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Le Ingredients: Papa needs to calm- Papa needs- papa-oy..
Hope you enjoy this insanity as much as I did! Lets go!:
“Should we just start off with ingredients?” I love it soo so so much when they turn to each other and ask, because usually the person who introduces the idea of the long form just has final say because they’re the ones talking(and they know each other well enough at this point to know which titles would make a good story for them/the others to develop) but i still love seeing them actually ask its so cute
“Thats how you start a recipe lets do it!” Damn Sam, thats so smooth. I forget sometimes this is their job lol
“Damn hes good.” lol exactly!
“All i need from you to get us started is- is some forced applause okay?” LMAOO TOM
“Thats why I married you.” AJ: *blinks. Pause. Ok sam. ok.* LMAOOO he did not see that coming
“I love you so much.” Lunges for Sam and kisses him so well he has to take a moment to recover is crazzyyyy XD
“Papa gets stressed.” Grins because he knows- he fucking knowss what he’s doing
“Papa needs to calm down.” Now Sam is in on it, even coming up behind ooohhh this is not how quickly i expected this to go-no complaints tho
“Papa needa calm- papa-oy-” Oh AJ did not expect Sam to go along lmaooo its too much for him
“I gave the 4-5 to.. James.. And *searches mind palace for another name* Tiffany.” XD
“ITALY!!!” *goes for a high five, gives Sam .2 seconds to reciprocate and gives up* “OkaY!!...”
“I love you.” “i love you too.” SAM FUCKING WINKS FUCKING WHAT. oh my gods… im going insane wow ok…
(also the absolutely no reaction from AJ, just a slight smile is killing me he was completely prepared for Sam to wink and acted like it happens on the daily and oh my gods)
*gasps dramatically* is Aj calling a side chick rn? No Aj! Bad AJ! Please give us a happy relationship…
Sam answering the phone XD
“She is gone is she? Where?” “I think to the toilet.” AJ… “is that what she said?” Sam is flabbergasted as to how AJ already forgot XD
Oh no, ok so AJ is planning something, what no one knows, not even him, but hes not cheating on his wife so we’re all good
“You need to bet in the papers.” “Did you say bet in the papers?” “No i said get in the papers.” mhm… sure Sam. sure. Also, thanks for giving us an actual plot of what aj is attempting to do???
AJ hanging up and then resuming his excellent stage craft of making food while waiting for either someone to join him or to end the scene- his little smile is so cute because he cant do anything unless someone else joins him XD
Sam just fucking screeching and AJ’s little jolt of surprise
[continuous cries of pain and choking for a disturbingly long time]
Tom sitting right next to Sam just :D watching to see what AJ’ll do next without bothering to move to help either one at all XD
AJ slowly breaking, a small smile, little flinch when Sam screams renewed, and shoulders shaking, while Tom props his arm up, classic Tom pose with his fingers over his mouth as he watches, they're so cute
*he is still going btw*
“HOT HOT! HOT! HOOOOOOTTT!” oh so he has words now, nice
[renewed cries of pain and??? drowning???]
[that also go on for a very long time and then eventually, slooowwwwlllllyyyyy die down]
Tom breaking and looking at Sam like “you good? You about done now?” 🫠😭
AJ taking a breath because its finally done
Sam: AUGH!! AJ: *pulls out a shotgun and fucking shoots him*
Sam himself finally ending the scene wth XD
Tom standing up resignedly as AJ finally gets to laugh off stage about Sam being weird
“Morning chief.” Tom did not want that to be his character, as we can tell by his little sigh and AJ’s/Sam’s laughter at him. “Good morning.” why does he sound russian/like a vampire
“Any weird crimes happen yesterday?” Tom does his classic “ehhhhh.” nod. Love love love
“I've been up all night, its-” “what exactly happened?” AJ and Sam having shit eating grins because they made everything happen and are now forcing Tom to come up with the actual concrete details of the plot because they’re little shits like that XD
“I've only had time to watch it three times, it kept going y'know?” Shade thrown Sam’s way, very nicely done, and still being very obscure because he doesn't wanna build the plot lmaooo
“You know… you know octopuses?” Tom w h a t. Sam’s confused chuckle before he covers it because Tom. w h a t.
“My story is always straight.👹” turns demonic for a second. Sam:... ok weird thing to say…
“So they serve octopus, paeiella.” …what. “Sorry?” Even Sam is knocked off guard.
“Its a spanish dish.” “yeah.” Sam got that part. “Paella?” He knows what its called. “Octo- Let me finish why are you interrupting?” yes, act offended, perfect
“Shut your tiny mouth down.” even weirder thing to say but i dig it, keep going
“And thats not very nice, you know Im very insecure about the size of my mouth.” lmaooo Sam making it personal
“Its a small mouth are we meant to pretend?” Tom is not gonna let anything go, got it. “Meant to pretend its a normal sized mouth?”
“okay come on lets move on.” Sam attempting to move the plot along
“Its dainty.” Tom not letting that happen “we like it, but its dainty.” Aj just grinning from off stage because he doesn't have to worry about plot or saying words properly
“So theres this octopus, and its in the paeilia.” (autocorrect tried to spell it correctly, but no, this is how tom spells it so this is how we spell it)
Sam folding, Aj laughing, and Tom being confused and defensive, amazing
“Cant pronounce that word, can you?” XD poor tom…
“PAIEALLLA!!!” Yes Tom, saying it louder means you are correct
“Paella.” That, strangely enough, autocorrect didn't want to change… suspicious
“Nooooo….” tom XD help-
“Im saying it the italiano way.” “oh I see. Wrong.” DAMN SAM!!! DAMN XD
“Anyway, octopus paella-” “octopus paeylla.” Tom- Aj loosing it on the side and Sam having to lean away, folding again. LMAOOO as Tom just stands there, like “what?” XD
“You sound like every time you say it, like you're having a mini stroke.” Sam will not let this go- also i've seen clips of this scene before and wow it goes on much longer than i believed lmaooo
AJ trying to recover and loosing it again when Sam says “mini stroke’ bending over fully and smacking his leg, amazing
“I will.. Get someone else.” now thats a threat. I think he means just in general, replacing Sam with a new improv group XD
“The other can do this just as well.” Aj your position off stage and not in the scene is being threatened.
“What- you've just drawn an octopus so far. How does that *breaks, finally and laughs* help? I don't need pictograms *AJ cackling as he folds again, Sam trying to recover but failing* its not fucking ancient egypt.” this is glorious how did Tom manage to turn the tides on sam when its not even fucking real what hes doing LMAOOO XD
“Octopus- *disgruntled and aggressive glare at sam* paella.” Sam: *cheeky shit smirks and hold up a finger*-better!
“I work so hard.” we see you tom, we know, keep up the good work.
“Octopus paeialla” he was so close!
“An octopus dish.” they have taken all the wind from his sails lmaooo
“Yum this delicious.. dish.” poor baby XD
“I got to the big deal and you're just cutting off me!!!!!!” tom, where are these english degrees thats not proper word positioning in a sentence tsk tsk lol
“Were going back to the start!” Angry tom. “Octopus paeilla.” hes given up on all of them XD
“By the paella or by the octopus?” sam knew what he was trying to say and is just making life hard at this point XD and we love him for it
“AHHHHHH!” tom is ready to strangle him XD
*long winded explanation that periodically is interrupted by Tom *wiggle arms* and Aj laughing* and the woman is dead. Well that wrapped up nicely…
“Si.” “Si?” “... yes.” Sam is just fucking with him now XD “Si. Yes.” *Tom is going insane* “what?” his little arm flaps at Sam hes so confused and concerned XD
Meanwhile AJ: *loosing it offstage*
“Why are you questioning me?” I love the way he suddenly inhaled helium and is eight octaves higher, adore
“I think, open and shut case.” “octopus breaks into restaurant, *Aj’s giggle* hides into a paella, *deep breath* and then strangles *Tom: paeilla* (tom baby no) a woman.” “Si. ANd fire.” yes, yes Sam, don't forget the fire.
“Maybe the octopus did it, i don't fucking know.” Sam is just done lmaoo
“Dina, dina come in.” AJ’s nod at Sam that ‘yes, you are dina, my wife, come here’ and Tom being extra “ill leave.”
“Really?” Sam is shocked lmaooo, so much so he forgets his accent XD
“Why are the italians so fucking mental.” lmaooo- Translation: why are you two idiots so fucking mental, cant we have a normal fucking skit for once
“Its- is terrible.” Brilliant acting Aj, 10/10, everyone believes that you think its terrible
“Babi-” did he forget the name or is this his italian pet name for his wife?
AJ’s smile and his correction- “dina” reveals the first(or its his weird italian way of saying “babe” or smth but nobody got it so he had to clarify lol)
“You only call me Babi when you're lying.”
“This is your restaurant.” “yes?” aj is unaware how this is relevant. “This is so far very much within your wheelhouse.” LMAOOO
Aj’s hand still on Sam’s shoulder🫠
“Where would I find an octopus-” “you're a chef! Its one of the ingredients-!” Sam is loosing it XD
“But where would I find an octopus that has the ability to strangle someone and set itself on fire. *starts grinning* its so stupid.” It is indeed, and we love it
“I know about your circus past.” DAMN! The way AJ’s smile dropped so fast is incredible holy shit
“Don't you ever-” Both Sam and AJ break with laughter because honestly, what is this storyline XD
“The english mafia.” AJ fighting a smile🫠😭
*pulls out his actual, genuine iphone* look at this, Starling Bank *grins* What number does it say, from last nights revenue. Say it out loud.” AJ forcing Sam to create this, beautiful XD
Sam actually doing something on AJ’s phone lol, so sweet
“Two-” “two million euros.” Said in unison while grinning at each other- ill be right back let me just go cry in the corner-
Tom: *stands, ready to join the scene* Sam: the octopus! Tom: *look of disappointment and annoyance the way only good friends can convey with a single look*
All three of them laughing at the joke together im gonna cry theyre so cute
Tom’s head tilt- sobbing🫠
“No stop it!” Aj has to step in to defend him XD
Sam still losing it at his own joke while Tom just stares at him, done
“Let him be the character he wanted to be!” AJ!!! help- XD
“Do you have something to mention on the octopus. *voice shaking with laughter* whoever you may be.” Tom: *just starts fucking honking????* XD LMAOO
“Me and my comically large feet.” Puts foot up on chair where AJ’s hand was a second ago, moves it away before he places it because he saw it coming. Almost loses his balance- Sams hand snaps up and stabilizes him as Aj grabs the chair and his foot😭*sobs in the corner in i want their friendship*
THE WAY SAMS PHONE TURNS OFF RIGHT AS TOM SNAPS IS INSANEE
“Is he a clown or magician?” Tom: *eyes light up in idea* both! *fwish* flowers? Tom stop being sweet to AJ’s wife, this isn't a cheating story.. Also- the true magic is that hes wearing short sleeves, so he pulled the flowers out of his wrists…
“Its a bird!” thank you for sharing Tom XD
The way they're all standing in like a triangle just periodically smiling at each other when they’re not the ones actively participating in the scene is too cute
“They have magicians at the circus right?” Noooot… really, but now really isn't the time to ask, that would have been like… a few seconds ago lol
Sam and AJ laughing, Sam releasing air like a balloon while AJ just chuckles, staring at tom incredulously like “you're asking this now??” and Tom just smiles and goes “yeahh.” and i love that for all of them
“This marriage is over!” NOOOO “No!” Sam: :) Si. LMAOO
“Remember,” Aj dropping a few inches in height just so Tom seems even taller is crazy mental and i love him for it
“The big top always comes out.. On top.” AJ’s surprised burst of a laugh is everything to me, including his little victorian hand over the mouth
Tom backing up while making clown honk noises and AJ tries desperately not to laugh
“Its like seven in the afternoon.” Tom: *really?* seven in the afternoon? Thats why!
“Im sorry, I’ve been up all night with duolingo trying to learn spanish words,*sam’s slow growing joy as the sentence progresses, AJ’s laugh in the back* apparently my pronunciation is terrible.” LMAOO Tom never change XD
Tom ever so casually just shutting the door in Sam’s face as he starts to ramble is a power move and also crazy
“I thought we could do this bit off stage because its really just… *flaps arms tiredly* they already know.” Sam laughs and does, in fact, end the scene lol
“Dmitri!” Tom: *speaks Russian gibberish back* AJ: *pauses, did not expect that, has to smile* don't speak russian! Fuckin- *cant think of something not xenophobic to say*-do it now!
“I have a successful restaurant-” Tom comes fucking floating in like hes the Ghost of Somerset past or smth weird like that..
AJ: *bamboozled but keeps talking, glancing at Tom like ‘what do you want now’* they're all so tired and done with each other its absolutely amazing
Tom weirdly hugging Aj… its just cute even if its weird…anyway…
“My name is.. Uh…” AJ not sure if hes been given a name, if he has a name, if he can come up with a name, or if waiters even introduce themselves. They don't, especially not if hes just serving food and not there to just grab orders, but he’s realizing that slowly XD
“I wanted some of your… paillllaa.” Tom, just… keep trying bud, you're doing great. Sam’s laugh off stage is amazing too
“You are under arrest.” AJ’s smile of ‘wow okay already? We moved fast tom, but ok..” “on suspicion of octopus” Tom, never change XD
“And we will kill no more women in here.” Sam and AJ having a stare down while Tom does a fourth wall break, iconic as always
“Everybody hear that? So, if any of you were thinking of doing a murder, n- you cant!” and thats- thats final!!! So says Tom! lmaooo
“I've got one last ingredient for you” *does stagecraft of taking off a ring, but maybe thats not obvious enough* “my wedding ring.” Tom: *nope we cant have that* thats actually contraband… so..
All of them cracking at Tom’s last joke
Also the way Tom was still cradling AJ’s hands… 😭
AND SCENE
ANyway this was absolutely delightful, loved the delightful arguing, the... i dont wanna say eye-fucking because they weren't doing that, maybe eye-shitting-on-each-other?? anyways it was amazing as always, they're too fucking cute and I love
This is also one of the first skits I've seen where AJ is equally as done with Sam and Tom as they are with him, and its delightful lmaoo
@dawn-speckled thank you for the rec! @snek-of-eden
#shoot from the hip#sfth#tom mayo#sam russell#alexander jeremy#luke manning#besties#platonic soulmates#shootimpro#Youtube
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"I could feel a presence in the theater. A familiar scent. The audience was leering and feral. We were on trial for murder. And all I could think was... he's coming."
AMC's INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S02E07 - I COULD NOT PREVENT IT
#Interview with the Vampire#IWTV#iwtvedit#tvedit#tvgifs#filmtvcentral#filmtvdaily#cinemapix#mine*#mygifs#tv*#iwtvmine#the visceral reaction I had when he threw off that jacket. the visceral reaction I still have whenever I rewatch that part#this was painful to make though. cropping these gifs was a test to my patience. so was the caption#also this is the first gifset I make in months. as usual I felt like I forgot how to do this. but ok it's done. yay
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Vampire octo boi 🦇🐙❤️
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Goth Vampire octo boi 🦇🐙🖤
Also.. Color refs for both cuz why not
#nobody asked for this but I’m happy to deliver anyway#vampire and octopus finally#made some tweaks to my octo peter for them#gave them barbed tips like from the vampire squid#changed the pattern also#Ah I forgot the eye sclera color on the ref oof 😱 oh well..#yourboyfriendgame#yourboyfriend game#y0urb0yfriend#yourboyfriend#yourboyfriend fan art#yourboyfriend peter#peter#yb#vampire octo#your boyfriend au#vampire au#vampire peter#goth yb#goth peter#vampire goth octo#mer-octopus#mer-octopus peter#how the fuck do I tag this haha#sleip-art
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just finished crush on my s5 rewatch and oh my god I NEED to know what the general opinion was when that episode first came out. how did y'all og buffy fans react to that??
#I forgot how INSANE that episode is holyyy shit#he's so annoying and creepy vjfvjndj honestly if I wasn't so fond of spike that episode might've put me off from him#we love a guy who can't take no for an answer#but also... spike. so. I cringe but I continue on anyhow#also maybe evil of me but I think it would've been SO funny is harmony dusted him with that arrow#to survive everything he's been through only to be done in by harmony in that moment? fantastic#like if he died then it would've been like see!! he's going on a rant about how he should just kill both of them oo he's not truly changed#or whatever do you get me? if they wanted us to not like spike well there that would've been perfect lol#or to kill him during lovers walk obviously but y'know just a thought if he died here instead#also HIII HI DRU DRU I LOVE U!!! she's so lucid in this episode honestly it's kinda weird haha#I'm used to her floating about nattering on about fucking whatever nonsense she's saying#aka my most rewatched episode is school hard and that is always my most recent memory of her#love that she kept laughing at him as well tho like yeah#spuffy#spike btvs#drusilla btvs#buffy summers#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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hit me like a thunderbolt my first btvs adjacent thought in aeons. giles would romance shadowheart & jenny w. Do i even need to say it
#musings#laezel is also a contender but i feel like at the end of the day giles is going to be so captivated#by the mean girl keeping secrets & one of the secrets is her soft heart that she lowkey forgot about#literally Worst Choice For The Vengeance Mission. do u see my vision#im not even gonna say it for jenny i think we all know it for jenny it’s right there. we all know#(giles would not romance astarion the combo of Vampire + Ethan Rayne Energy would do him serious psychological damage#he has to shut the laptop and pace around for 5 hours)
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tfw you're just trying to enjoy a drink and brood in silence at a local inn but this vampire girl who insisted on tagging along won't stop staring at you. she does not know how to blink.
#he's trying really hard to be understanding. she probably forgot a lot of things stuck in that crypt for so long#like that it's rude to stare at people.#he's trying SO hard to be understanding. but that doesn't mean he has to *like* it#he's gonna be nice to her but he'll still be a lil grumpy about it#anyway hiiii look at Meneldir in his new armor <3#he looks so much cooler now#they had a red version of the Dawnguard amour I wanted to use for him but for some reason that one doesn't have sleeves lol#so broody black/grey will have to do#also I edited Meneldir's face slightly to make him look sufficiently grumpy#may still tweak him more but I'm happier with this version#for as cold and aloof Serana tries to seem she really does end up following you around like a lost puppy huh?#girl you ain't foolin no one#area vampire princess really really wants friends but is so very bad at communicating more @ 8#skyrim#Meneldir in Skyrim#<- figured I should do a new tag for this playthrough instead of filling the Meneldir tag with Skyrim nonsense lol#serana
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Back when mahiru thought his uncle might be dead he had a flashback to the accident that resulted in his mother's death, but one thing I noticed is that we don't actually see akira in this memory? It feels like either mahiru (or someone like lily or jeje) is supressing his memory here.
And if someone possibly killed akira on purpose, who was it and why?
#servamp#akira shirota#mahiru shirota#I mean the biggest plot twist would actually be that she faked her death and is actually alive/a vampire for whatever reason#But assuming she's dead who would have a motive#touma seems unlikely I feel like he would have taunted mahiru with that back when he mentioned killing several people#I forgot how old mahiru was when akira died but mikuni was probably still too young and also he used to hate humans getting killed#No idea why he's working with tsubaki to do a ritual that will kill all of tokyo now#Tsubaki maybe? He might know about what is so special about mahiru. In that case killing the mother (who also knew what's special about him#Would make some sense. She can't tell mahiru or anyone else about it if she's dead.#But killing her in a way that might have killed mahiru as well...assuming whatever is special about mahiru is needed for the ritual#Risky#But maybe mahiru's memories were faked like misono's were with the night kiriko died and mahiru wasn't actually there when akira got killed#Trying to kill tooru after he had to reveal his ties to c3 before he could explain to mahiru what's special about him#Would also fit with tsubaki#tsubaki would also have a motive not to taunt mahiru with it so nobody tries to look into it and finds out what killing her would achieve#If mahiru is needed for the ritual it's probably even better that mahiru and kuro found a way to get rid of the distance limit#because the enemies probably planned with the distance limit in mind meaning mahiru not needing to be there when kuro tries to stop tsubaki#Might be unexpected to them and throw a wrench in their plans
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people (the rest of the hanza. not including geralt) often forget that cahir was 1. the guy that kidnapped ciri 2. an officer in the military
he’s literally so polite in geralt’s company you wouldn’t even guess he was the black knight. and yet. and yet.
i’m never certain exactly how to reconcile this tactful and strategic mind with the terrified young man
#geralt never forgot but everyone else (maybe also except dandelion) was like ?? but ?? friend ?? friendship????#i imagine him barking an order to dandelion once and dandelion straightened up and obeyed#opposite of when cahir was looking over dandelions shoulder lol#maybe joke but#in my idea where angouleme goes missing . geralt is like. what do you think we should do#cahir’s like why me. geralt’s like. well. she’s ciri-shaped#milva enacting clemency for cahir after geralt chases regis away is fantastic#regis saved you from the noose and you’ve chased him away. thats your business. but but cahir saved me. so we’re comrades >:(#geralt seething he’s going to kill him and then like nooo i can’t kill him idk why …#when cahir joined the rivian forces 😭😭 because he in no way resembled a civilian#each of the company members have insane backstories they really are the PCs of the d&d campaign#and angouleme is the one npc they pick up and adopt into the company and defend to the end#so we’re looking for this guy’s daughter he’s bound to her by destiny#this guy kidnapped said daughter but he said sorry for it later#milva worked with dryads to kill people and regis is a vampire that drank people#and this guy is famous like beyoncé#angouleme: [sniffs] ‘kay#the elbow-high diaries#i need her to keep regis humble bc regis is like dont worry i dont bite people 🥹 and shes like yeah ok dont care either way#geralt is like oh hell do not explain to her all of this again. we spent too much time on this already last book#you know you are the reason we have three stars on goodreads#regis like i know… 🙂 if i wasn’t here you’d snag us zero…
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ELIAS IN 🔞 and ❌ PLEASE. 🥹🥹🥹
ELIAS TAKING OVER YOUR WHOLE DASH👹👹 (sorry formatting issues)
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🔞 something sexy > he goes to work (camarilla hitman) dressed like that. The flipflops are because i forgored to draw him shoes and then i thought it was funny
❌️ something he'd never wear > i can see him in anything but NEVER in formal wear. Free him...
ask game
#elias does have an onl*fans for weird. kind of cultish purposes but i dont think hed wear something like that on stream#he doesnt wash shit theres still blood and grime on there#for the smoking i think diamila mind controlled him to wear one for a camarilla event but he didnt even make it out the door#also the idea of elias and diamila forcing each other to do anything is so fun. maxed out presence vs maxed out dominate who wins (dominate#vtm#vampire the masquerade#/elias#scarabocchi#the bag was mainly because i cant draw arms. but hes also very tall#i forgot to say thank yewww for asking the PLEASE took me out#<rb the ask game so i can force you to draw your elias. i miss him
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#art tag#97#oc: sandy#i keep doing the thing where i don't draw for weeks and then get frustrated that i forgot how to do things#so i think i should give myself the goal of at least a sketch per day to keep myself in practice#not a guarantee that i'll post everything#the only way i can get stuff done is if i don't think about that until afterwards#anyway...my oc sandywho i haven't written about in a bit#who. doesn't look right here. tbh -_- but i haven't drawn her in a long time either#can vampires even smoke?? i don't know how that works but it looks sick#for her inspiration i usually look through a bunch of cool bela lugosi pics and he tends to be smoking cigars#i should draw her with cigars#i should also draw her rollerskating like lugosi allegedly did - apparently he couldn't drive?#<- allegedly. but i now have the mental image of him skating in a dracula costume.#sandy personally would be offended by the cape suggestion however.
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does anyone ever think about how scapegraces speech patterns changed drastically after book 4 or just me
#skulduggery pleasant#HELLO. original post for the first time in a gajillion years. but anyway#i was re-reading books 2 and 3 and i was like. i forgot how .immature he sounds#he says “like” every other word and his vocabulary isnt really extensive#similar to me in some ways. and im a teenager#but also like. it didnt feel ..forced#his dialogue in 2 & 3 felt super natural like yeah he was melodramatic but it felt comfortable like#he was speaking from his heart..#but as they go on he starts using these 10 dollar words in strange places and his cadence#changed from “egotistical criminal” to .Vampire#and it feels less like something he would actually say and more like an author trying to make him sound#uppity by forcing these fancy speeches into his mouth#do u know what i mean..#i keep thinking he would not fucking say that. as i work my way back thru the series#killer supreme i MISS you girl..#scapegrace#vaurien scapegrace
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watching astarion's horde of undead summons follow us around is the funniest thing to me. just another day in baldur's gate, citizens, nothing to worry about here! carry on and don't mind the smell of rotting flesh!
#bg3#thoughts about media#sorry you want to hit my vampire? you'll have to go through his dragon blooded boyfriend and 7 undead summons first.#oh and shovel. I finally learned who shovel is. by accidentally binding her to astarion lol.#apparently she can be a proper familiar if you summon her in the apothecary's cellar and carry out a dialogue....#so next playthrough! mister vampire of my heart! you can have her as your familiar. since you both love murder so much.#oh and I made wyll a warlock/ranger. so HE has summons too. and I can pretend the wolf summon is lily T___T#usually I bring halsin with us. and he ALSO has summons- elementals. something a little different! less bitey....#shadowheart is here this time because we just finished the house of grief.#and good GRIEF. i forgot how fucking unfun fighting viconia and her drove of debbie downers is.#corydalis used like almost all his sorcery points. astarion had to use explosives at one point. wyll clutched with silence.#shadowheart's sanctuary SUPER helpful to keep hits off people who needed healing.#and by god did those zombies do work.
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REFER HERE . act 3 conclusion to his 'personal' quest. sort of. bal reclaiming the rite would involve ascending pax. thereby making PAX a vampire ascendant instead of caz or astar..ion. which, would only deepen mol..ag’s hold on him and bring his body all that closer to becoming a vessel / conduit for bal to cross over into the mortal plane with. not only is the tadcrew saving pax and all those spawn, but the world from another being bent on death and domination. before the crew sets out to deal with caz, there will be a little camp event involving pax where he’ll mention feeling strange but believes it to be the lingering necrotic energy he absorbed while in the shadowlands ( this will be important later ) compounded by being a tad overwhelmed by the hustle & bustle of the city as he has not been in one for some number of years. he can be questioned further and if a perception check is passed, the pc can notice he’s nervous about something. if persuaded, he’ll admit the events at the mausoleum are weighing on his mind. yet, he’ll seem hopeful it is not possible outside of the shadowlands despite the absorption of necrotic energy. if asked if he’s still fit to fight, he’ll assure them he is and it’s really nothing to concern themselves over. if, however, the pc tells him to sit this one out and rest, he’ll agree and say it might be for the best.
if he is brought along, after defeating caz, pax will cry out and fall to the ground as he holds his head. mo..lag wields a form of mind magic: he intrudes upon the minds of mortals as a form of torture. it is an invasive, agonizing experience. by forcing his way into a mortal's mind, he can show them horrific visions. he does this in an attempt to make pax more susceptible to possession; break his will. this together with using his influence over necrotic energies, bal is able to take over the knight's body. if going with the left at camp choice, pax will show up right after defeating caz but not before the crew can pull him out of his coffin. the dawning realization something is wrong with him; his eyes. the light in them is void. there will be little time to react before pax starts attacking the party. a voice not quite his own begins thanking them for returning his rite to him. they will remember it as mol..ag’s when he possessed pax at the thorm mausoleum. the tadcrew can either try to kill pax, knock him out or try to survive 9 turns against him like with hal..sin’s portal.
note: he has the standard vampire powers of being rather resistant to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage and is unaffected or barely harmed by necrotic magics, resistant to cold and lightning, and completely unaffected by psionics and paralysis. in addition to this, they'd have to overcome his regeneration by using holy water, any spells that produce sunlight or deals radiant damage. creating water and having it act as running water would deal acid damage and debuff him slightly. though, he is more resistant to sunlight than standard vampires. he'd be able to manipulate / pull the blood out of an opponent from a distance sparingly, try to dominate them with his gaze, slam, punch, rend, bite, teleport in mist or as a swarm of bats, turn invisible, thrall person or use his skills as an eldritch knight [ gestures vaguely]. action surge, eldritch strike, weapon bond, war magic, shatter, scorching ray, shocking grasp, thunder wave, magic missile, misty step, shield, booming blade ( need to look into him game wise ).
during the entire fight, pax will be trying to resist mol..ag and regain control of his body. he'll occasionally receive a dazed condition and won't attack or will miss them. apologies can be heard as he strains to speak to the party; apologizing for attacking them. he does not wish to hurt them, he's trying to fight. resist. mol..ag will retort by calling him weak or a worm. as pax is addressing his friends, he'll also invoke a divine each round starting with sten..darr preserve me. if the party is able to survive the 9 rounds, it ends with pax invoking akat..osh and then addressing them all by going divines ! purge this foul darkness ! but not before asking his friends for forgiveness ( or directly going forgive me, cor meum. my heart, forgive me. if romanced ). his body is lifted into the air and erupts in a blinding, all consuming light. as quickly as it came, the light will recede and he’ll drop to the floor while smoke wafts from skin. charred and burned , but otherwise seems to be whole. an outcome he did not expect. he believed he would perish when he invoked the divine spirits. leave naught but ash , purging all of mol..ag corrupting presence.
when approaching his body , they can attempt to shake him awake. it will not garner a response. the pc can then decide to do nothing or cut their palm to allow a few drops of blood to fall into his mouth. doing so stirs him to a semiconscious state and heals a few wounds present on his body. propping him up and offering him a wrist to bite will be met with meek reluctance. if they insist, he’ll bite only briefly and abstains further as he does not trust himself not to take too much in his current state. he’ll use what strength it game him to assist them. otherwise, the party has to deal with caz in his coffin by themselves. during the fight with pax, caz was able to recover some of his health but will be much easier to defeat. IF they wake pax up via blood, despite his still injured state and experience with mol..ag, he'll use his vampire lord form to help end caza..dor one final time. collapsing from exhaustion not long after the battle ends and will not wake again until a day has passed. the tadcrew will have to carry his body out of the palace either way. when he wakes, pax thanks them for helping him and laments on his inability to resist. if questioned on the possibility of mol..ag returning, pax will admit he will but not for a long while. for once, he feels....unburdened. that not all is entirely lost, perhaps. maybe there is some hope for him? at least it was a small consolation his gods answered his pleas. while they could not remove the taint entirely, they were able to temporarily banish bal when his power waned from the strain controlling pax placed on his reach & influence in fae..run. if asked about mol..ag reclaiming the rite, an answer will not be given. he is uncertain. regardless, he'll be notably....happier, but attention quickly turns to defeating the elder brain.
ANOTHER THING TO NOTE: if they manage to kill pax, that’s that. he’s permanently removed as a party member. his body turns to ash. mol..ag will not appear in camp to offer pax’s resurrection for a price. withers will be unable to resurrect him. if they defeat ( KO ) but don’t kill, mol..ag will be unable to maintain his possession of pax. he will be too weak to extend his reach pass the watch of the faerunian gods. the prince will slink back to his domain.
#❪ ⋅ ✹ ⋆ —┊ ❛ v. down by the river [baldur's gate] ❜ ❫#❪ ⋅ ✹ ⋆ —┊ ❛ study. ❜ ❫#long post //#ask to tag //#( eh. it'll do )#( i am not good at writing stuff like this )#anyways )#( but ooorion why didn’t bal just use the rite to begin with? because he forgot about it )#( it was an old creation of his lost in the hordes of his collection of knowledge )#( it was his precursor to the vampire lord but was bored with it because it gave power with little eternal damnation )#( his attention was returned to it when it was stolen because he KNEW someone broke into his realm )#( he knew something was taken. he put it all together slowly. )#( he didn't consider this secondary use for it until after rediscovering it )#( it was sheer luck pax ran into the tadcrew & one of caz’s spawn that put bal on the right track )#( also yeh having necrotic energy is a sort of….undead thing but bal influence is strengthened by necrotic energy and pax DID absorb a good#bit of it that stuck around enough to even tinge the spells he casts with it )#( anyways the divines are now aware of the rite too and will prevent its further use....also the faerunian pantheon is too. )#( everybody hates mol..ag bal )#( such drama. much angst. )#( just know bal is seeeeeething mad but at least he was able to fuck meph out all those souls while bal will still eventually get them )#( due to them being HIS spawn )
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normally if a man is blonde with blue eyes i find him sickening and scary, evil even, but lestat................(he is sickening nd scary and evil even.....but dang maybe its the blood drinking or the vampirism or the blood drinking AND vampirirsm.........................................)
#.txt#hes lucky hes a vampire#bc if he wasnt i would 100 percent hate him more than i do#i hate him in the way that i hate him but hes hot but i do not like him nd i wish he would not speak#seriously lets normalize shutting up actually#lets normalize not saying a single word nd just sucking blood like a normal vampire#oh my god hes also french#r u joking hes such a red flag#i forgot hes french#no this is so embarassing for me#i CANNOT be caught thirsting over a french blonde hair blue eyed guy this goes against all my morals as a human being#the killing the blood drinking the toxicity is whatever#but i cannot tolerate him being french this is actually insane#(his french accent is so cute nd dreamy i think i need to die)#(hes my pookie my lil guy....god i hate him)#rockstar lestat is also so dreamy#im sick#when a character is a vampire all morals and personal feelings go away i get tunnel vision im sorry#i need him
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Pavitr reminds me of Dick so much. They would be besties and bond over their hair together 😭
#Someone please draw them going over hair grooming tips#They would have sleepovers and gossip#Them fighting togeter. Spidey with his gold web things (I'm sorry I know they likely have a name but don't know it. Lmk if you do please)#And Nightwing with his batons#Omfg they'd be so powerful. And HILARIOUS#Pavitr would be gushing over his gf (I forgot her name I'm sorry) and Dick over Wally#Jason and Hobie would also probably be friends#Tim and Margo. Or Margo and Babs??#People may think Bruce and Miguel. Getting mistaken for a vampire resonates. But Miguel beat down a child so#I know he's hot but at what cost#So I raise you Bruce and Peter. Peter would show Bruce all of Mayday's pics and Bruce would show Peter pics of his kids in return#The wholesome dads would bond and gush over their kids#Gwen Cass and Steph would be besties#Kate and Jess have brunch dates over having to deal with everyone else#Duke and Miles too. They're both. Done. With everyone around them#They look around at the chaos and dip.#I feel like Tim and Miles would chill too. Like Miles uses some of Tim's photography as art inspo. Or Tim pictures some of Miles art#Speaking of Damian and Miles would get along too. So much painting and parkour#Alfred Damian and Pavitr have tea parties. Hobie comes over just to bother Alfred. Alfred secretly loves Hobie#Miles would be like. They want me to let my dad die :/#And Bruce would be torn between letting it happen so he could adopt him. But in reality actually go feral on Miguel's ass#Because Been There Done That. He wouldn't want Mikes to go through it too#Spiderman Across The Spiderverse#Spiderman Into The Batverse#Spiderverse Spoilers#Across The Spiderverse Spoilers
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