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DP AU where Danny reveals the Thing to his parents an they take it well—
But now they act like Saiki Kusuo's parents.
"Danny-boy, we ran out of fudge, could you fly to the store and get some really fast?"
"Dad, I'm going to be late."
"Danny! Sweetie! The Fenton-battery for the Fenton Ultra Ray fell through the portal— can you pick it up when you get here?"
"Fine."
"...Ups. It seems we're out of fuel. Danno, do you think you could fly us the rest of the way?"
"TO MEXICO?!"
#i'm half joking#i actually like saiki's parents#even though they're a bit too depending and kuniharu can be an ass sometimes#danny phantom#danny fenton#maddie fenton#don't worry#jaz put them in their place when they go too far#jazz is the best
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RIP Saiki, you would’ve loved the Covid stay at home orders
#he would’ve thrived#actually I feel like he would think he could thrive but he couldn’t#he would go insane having to be stuck with his parents#on the plus side he would totally visit random locations and enjoy the lack of people#saiki k#saiki kusuo#kusuo saiki#the disastrous life of saiki k.#tdlosk#saiki no psi nan
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i think in like 5-10 years post-canon kusuke is gonna be super chill and well-adjusted. he strikes me as the type of guy who seems really cool but then will casually mention some absolutely unhinged shit he did as a teenager
#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo no psi nan#saiki k#saiki kusuke#hes a really shitty brother but i dont think hes irredeemable#he just has an awful case of ''child who was allowed to get away with everything growing up''#mixed with the affliction known as ''being a teenager''#i think he needs a parental figure who will actually confront him about his behavior#also sidenote: i feel like ive made this exact post before#but it mightve been when i was high and thus i probably never posted it
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what if, and hear me out here, saiki kusuo fanfic with the song hey mickey
like teruhashi is gonna try to ask saiki out on a date so saiki goes to the person we're shipping him with bc they like him and is like "yo you wanna hang out after school" and the other person goes holy shit im special kusuo actually tolerates me enough to ask me to spend time with him and they go on a kindof fake date and now teruhashi can't interrupt because she thinks its a real date and that would not be what the perfect pretty girl would do and saiki starts catching feelings for the fake partner and
#im going to write this#fanfic#saiki k#kusuo saiki#saiki kusuo#fanfiction#tdlosk#it should be kuboyasu bc if teruhashi comes near them he'll beat her ass#but also kaidou seems like the most actually likely person for him to fall for in teruhashi's eyes#also saiki and saiko is like that thing with his parents and the similar last names stuff#but he also actually likes satou as a concept so it's likely he'd like to spend time with him#it could also be hairo but hairo is less chill and more polite and likes exercise so saiki might get a bit annoyed with that#i write fanfiction#if you couldn't tell#im also indecisive#leave suggestions i'll roll a die
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Saiki Kusuo Headcanons
Note: doing this because I need a way to let these thoughts out of my head
- he’s definitely the type to eat & drink your own food the second you turn your head away and will pretend as if your piece of cake missing a bite wasn’t his doing
- he’ll buy you a new one don’t worry (and proceed to take a bite out of that one too) (yall he literally drank teruhashis smoothie while invisible simply because😭)
- DO NOOOOOT try to engage in PDA with him. He will find and try every way to avoid it at any cost. It creates to much attention towards him.
- he’ll make up to you later in private
- the type to teleport to your room at random times when he “needs your help” with something
- he wanted an excuse to be around you, though if you try and say that to him he’ll leave to try and prove a point. (He’s gonna come back eventually)
- He will stalk you
- this is canon, and if you say otherwise..you’re lying
- he literally stalks his friends all the time in the series to make sure they’re okay. Though he claims it’s because if he doesn’t then it’ll inconvenience him in some way
- but yeah, you’re not at school one day? Using clairvoyance to figure out where you at
- decide to take a walk alone at night for some reason? He’s using invisibility and is lowkey right behind you
- He practically has your entire routine memorized to the beat
-How’d he know you love coming to this corner store afterschool to get this specific snack? Lucky guess🤷🏾♀️
- He was most definitely not the one to confess
- how you got him to actually commit to being with you is beyond my abilities as a writer ✋🏾😔
-but he is extremely loyal
-buddy does not play about his partner
- teruhashi? Now he’s definitely working overtime to get her to get OVER him, avoiding her like the black plague
- might even use his annoyed face (jkjk he knows that her minions might actually murder him somehow someway)
- it’s going to take him a LOONG time for him to tell you about his powers.
- like he would need to trust you A TON
-but when you do find out and you’re cool with it, it’s definitely a lot of weight off his shoulders
- someone he can actually talk to about his problems openly
- speaking of his powers he’s not letting kusuke ANYWHERE NEAR YOU
-ABSOLUTELY NOT
- his brother as shown in the series will use anything and ANYONE to get to kusuo just so he can beat him at SOMETHING
-God forbid his brother tries bringing you into his sadistic little game of his, who knows what kusuo will do
- also his parents adore you. Especially his mother
- she invite you over a lot, whether it’s for tea, cooking lessons or a special event
- his grandparents are waiting for your wedding (to kusuo’s displeasure, he’s sick of hearing them saying that)
-there’s been multiple times kusuo will simply just drag you to his room for some privacy or just go somewhere outside the house.
- but that would usually mean bumping into your others nuisances friends.
- which he will ever so slightly lean into your side as a way of telling you he wants to leave
- ok my brain has stopped functioning. Good night and enjoy!
#saiki k#saiki k x reader#kusuo saiki#saiki no psi nan#saiki kusuo#kusuo saiki x reader#kusuo x reader
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A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 1) Chapter Twenty-Four
Kusuo Saiki x Reader
Chapter Twenty-Four: Celebrations
Summary: (Y/N) meets Saiki's grandfather, and his friends celebrate his birthday.
Mouse Note: Thank you so much for everyone's support on this series, it means the world to me. Don't worry, the story isn't over, we'll return to Saiki and MC soon, but first I'm going to have an AOS! Logos and Pathos book and then a One Hell of a Love book and maybe some other things going on. I hope you guys enjoyed, I was super surprised by the support of this book, but it was so wonderful, and I hope you guys like this end
(Y/N) walked through the shopping center, humming along to the song playing in their earbuds. They had gotten all the ingredients and supplies to try making macarons, so now all that was left was to go home and make them.
Should I bring them to school and hand them out to people? thought (Y/N). In that case, I should get some bags to put them in.
They paused as they passed a sad-looking man sitting dejectedly on a bench. “Excuse me, sir, are you lost?” they asked, stepping forward.
“Huh?” The grey-haired man looked up. “What do you want?” he said grumpily.
“I was wondering if I could help you at all,” said (Y/N), still friendly. They were used to people being rougher around the edges—Saiki was like that.
“I don’t need any help. Leave me alone,” huffed the man.
In a store nearby, Saiki was struck by a sudden feeling—something was going on with his grandfather. While his mother watched his grandmother try on teenager’s clothing, Saiki slipped out to check on his grandfather. He rounded a corner to look at where Grandpa Saiki had been left to fend for himself. Saiki nearly groaned. (Y/N) was speaking to him. Somehow, his family—weird as they were—kept meeting (Y/N). (Yes, his parents both liked (Y/N), but this was his tsundere grandfather. He couldn’t let (Y/N) get scared off by Grandpa Saiki’s outward rudeness). Saiki needed to intervene before Grandpa Saiki hurt (Y/N)’s feelings.
“Well, sir, you look lost, and I don’t want to leave you to fend for yourself. Are you positive you’re alright?” asked (Y/N), smiling. “I know Shibuya can be a bit confusing sometimes. I got lost the first few times I visited.”
Grandpa Saiki stared at (Y/N), still so friendly despite him being rude. “…I’m just waiting for my family. They went in without me.”
“That’s too bad,” said (Y/N).
“I fought with my grandson,” admitted Grandpa Saiki.
Saiki stared in shock. (Y/N) had easily gotten along with Grandpa Saiki. It seemed everyone they met liked (Y/N) (or almost all). Not that Saiki could blame anyone. He liked them for a reason (innumerable reasons, actually).
“That’s too bad,” said (Y/N), sitting down next to Grandpa Saiki.
“He’s seventeen years old, and he’s my adorable grandson,” said Grandpa Saiki sadly.
“You seem to care about him a lot,” said (Y/N).
“But we fought, and now he doesn’t like me,” said Grandpa Saiki.
“I’m sure he still cares about you,” said (Y/N) encouragingly. “Families have little quarrels all the time. You just have to make it up to him so that he knows you’re sorry about it all.”
“But how?” said Grandpa Saiki.
“A gift is always appreciated,” said (Y/N). “And if you want, I could help you pick something out. Your grandson and I are the same age, so maybe we have similar interests.”
Saiki watched all of this unfold, dumbfounded. Grandpa Saiki was never so reasonable, and somehow, (Y/N) was handling him like any other person—easily, kindly. Curious, Saiki followed (Y/N) and Grandpa Saiki as they walked into a store.
“What does your grandson like?” asked (Y/N). “Clothes, accessories, games, sweets?”
“I’m not sure,” said Grandpa Saiki. “I know that he wears barrettes and glasses with all of his outfits and that he likes when my wife bakes.”
(Y/N) chuckled. “He sounds like my friend. He really likes sweets and has glasses.”
You’re so observant and yet so oblivious, thought Saiki fondly.
(Y/N) led Grandpa Saiki to the grocery aisle of the store to show him the options for sweets. “There are brownies, cupcakes, coffee jellies, candy, all sorts of things. What do you think?”
“Hm…I’m not sure,” said Grandpa Saiki. “What does your friend like?”
(Y/N) laughed. “Well, my friend is really unique and has an obsession with coffee jelly. But I don’t know if every teenager has the same tastes as Kusuo.”
Grandpa Saiki perked up. “Kusuo? As in Kusuo Saiki?”
“Yeah,” said (Y/N), nodding.
“That’s my grandson,” said Grandpa Saiki. I met one of my beloved grandson’s friends!
“Really?” (Y/N) laughed. “What a coincidence! I’m his friend, (Y/N) (L/N).”
“It’s nice to meet any of my grandson’s friends,” said Grandpa Saiki.
You’re only saying that because you met (Y/N). They’re the best of my friends, thought Saiki. They’re the one he loved.
“It’s a pleasure to meet his family,” said (Y/N), bowing politely. They grinned. “And now you know exactly what to get him!” They nodded to the coffee jelly. “Get him some coffee jelly and he’ll forgive you for anything.”
“Thank you,” said Grandpa Saiki, picking up a package. “You’ve been a great help,” he said as they headed towards the counter to pay.
“Of course,” said (Y/N). “Tell Kusuo I say, ‘hi!’ ” They bowed. “And, again, it was nice meeting you.” With a final wave, they headed off.
Saiki watched his grandfather pay for the package and walked out. Somehow, this situation had turned in Saiki’s favor.
When (Y/N) is involved, everything gets better.
That night, as he ate his grandfather’s apology, he smiled and thought of (Y/N)’s kindness.
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Saiki sighed as he got up to leave class. Everyone had been bothering him today. Even minor characters like Amp and Kusuke had made an appearance. The cameos were off the charts, and Saiki knew that meant trouble, so he wanted to escape.
Additionally, though, people had been acting strangely around him. His friends (bothers) weren’t hanging around quite as closely as normal and avoiding being around him. Ordinarily, that would be a good thing, but…
“Hey, pal, let’s go home together. The runt says we should talk about tomorrow,” said Nendou.
“Wha—?!” Kuboyasu stared at Nendou in alarm.
“You idiot!” said Kaidou. “What are you doing?! That’s not what we planned.”
“Huh? But it’s my pal’s—”
“Shut up! Let’s go,” said Kaidou, dragging Nendou towards the door.
“Come on, you guys,” said (Y/N), ushering them away. “Bye, Kusuo! See you tomorrow!”
Saiki sighed. With his telepathy, he knew exactly what was going on, and despite his current respite from their bothersome schemes, it was just going to come around and become an even bigger problem for him in the long run.
Yare yare.
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“Nendou made me nervous,” said Kaidou as he looked out the window with the group by his side.
“He almost ruined our plan,” said Hairo, shaking his head.
“You almost ruined it, too, Chiyo,” warned Teruhashi.
“I let my guard down. I’ll be more careful,” said Yumehara.
“So where’s Nendou?” asked Kuboyasu.
“I sent him home. With his brain, he can’t keep up with this plan,” said Kaidou.
“That’s for the best,” said Hairo.
“We’ve been preparing this for a week,” said Kaidou gravely. “We can’t afford to fail.” He unraveled the plans. The top read “Operation: Surprise Birthday Party for Kusuo Saiki.” “We can’t afford to fail. Now, let’s start the strategy meeting…for Operation Surprise Saiki, which is taking place tomorrow!”
(Y/N) shook their head and chuckled. They had tried to intercede, but at this point, they were going to let the plan go through. They’re all put too much work into it.
“Tomorrow, after school, Aren and I will lure Saiki to the location of the party, which is my house,” said Kaidou. “We won’t talk about his birthday at all. When we get to my house, I’ll go get something to drink, Aren will take him to the room. When the time seems right, Aren will set off a cracker. That’ll be the signal to say, ‘Happy Birthday!’ Then, I’ll bring out the birthday cake, and the surprise will be a big success. I wonder what the look on his face will be…”
Poor Kusuo. (Y/N) smiled to themself. Hopefully he’ll remember they all have good intentions. I mean, even if his birthday is actually in August…
Outside the door, Saiki sighed as everyone went on and on about their excitement and the gifts they prepared. At this point, he couldn’t tell them they had the wrong day. Not when Kaidou read aloud his proclamation of friendship. Not when (Y/N) was involved and so happy (even if he did wonder why they hadn’t corrected everyone about his birthday).
A little smile appeared on Saiki’s face. Yare yare. So troublesome, and yet he was willing to put up with them. For some reason, anyway.
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“Saiki went home?!” cried Kaidou.
“Yeah,” said Kuboyasu grimly.
“I warned you, he likes to leave school as soon as possible,” chuckled (Y/N).
“What do we need to do now?” said Kaidou.
“Do we put a stop to it?” wondered Kuboyasu.
“Not after all this time. Time for plan beta!” said Kaidou.
“We have a plan beta?” wondered (Y/N).
Sure enough, the entire group—Yumehara, Mera, Kaidou, Kuboyasu, (Y/N), Hairo, and Teruhashi—was soon crouching around the corner from Saiki’s house.
“I’ll explain again,” said Kaidou. “First, we ring Saiki’s doorbell. When he comes out, we all pull the crackers. The Emotional Saiki Plan.”
“What if someone else answers?” asked Kuboyasu.
“We will explain it and make them let us in,” said Kaidou. “Let’s go!”
The group headed towards the door and rang the doorbell. (Y/N) smiled and shook their head. Whoever opened the door, they knew Saiki had a trick up his sleeve. Going along with something so steeped in emotions was not Saiki’s way.
The door swung open, and Saiki stood there.
“Surprise!” called everyone, cracking the crackers.
Saiki’s eyes widened in surprise, and he smiled. “What? What is this?”
“Today’s your birthday, right?” said Teruhashi brightly.
“Yes, but…”
Aha. (Y/N) giggled behind their hand. That wasn’t Saiki. It was Mr. Saiki since today was his birthday.
“We came to celebrate your birthday!” said Hairo.
“Wow, really?!” said Mr. Saiki, beaming from Saiki’s face. It was odd to see it, but (Y/N) at least could see through it. “You know my birthday?”
“Of course, Saiki,” said Kaidou.
“ ‘Saiki?’ ” repeated Mr. Saiki, still happy.
“Hey, pal!” Nendou walked up. “I heard it’s your birthday!” He held up a watermelon.
“Nendou, you came, too?” said Mr. Saiki.
“He managed it,” said Kaidou, nodding.
“Come on in, all of you,” said Mr. Saiki.
“Thanks, Saiki!” said Yumehara, heading it.
Wow, no one has noticed how differently “Kusuo” is acting, thought (Y/N).
“You seem to be enjoying yourself, (Y/N),” said Teruhashi curiously. “You keep smiling and laughing.”
“I’m just having a really good time,” chuckled (Y/N).
It’s still going? thought Saiki. He had thought this would end quickly.
“Thank you all so much,” said Mr. Saiki. “I would never have expected Kusuo’s friends to celebrate my birthday. I’m deeply moved.”
(Y/N) coughed at the mention of “Kusuo’s friends,” but luckily, no one seemed to notice.
“You’re our friend,” said Mera.
“Happy birthday,” said Hairo.
“Yes, Saiki!” said Kaidou. “By the way, Saiki, are your parents here?”
“My parents don’t live with us,” said Mr. Saiki.
“Whoa, really?” said Hairo.
“My mother lives in the family home, and my father is no longer with us,” said Mr. Saiki.
He’s walking right into trouble with that one, thought (Y/N). They decided to step in. “Oh, yeah, he’s traveling for work right now.”
I’m glad someone has worked it out and is helping.
“What? No, he’s—”
“Come upstairs,” said Saiki directly to his father’s mind.
“Huh? Is that Kusuo?” wondered Mr. Saiki.
“Kusuo?” repeated Kuboyasu.
“I need to head upstairs for a moment,” said Mr. Saiki awkwardly, leaving the room.
Alright, I’ll hold down the fort. I wonder what Saiki’ll do now. Have his dad continue the party or end it or…actually come down himself? (Y/N) hoped he would. Even if it wasn’t his birthday, they wanted to spend some time with him and give him the present. All of his friends did.
Upstairs, Saiki explained the situation to his father, who nodded.
“Oh, I see. That’s what I thought. I thought it was strange,” said Mr. Saiki.
“You were totally into it,” said Saiki.
“The surprise is over, so you want to switch places?” said Mr. Saiki.
“No. Keep going,” said Saiki, giving a thumbs up.
“You want me to keep going?!” exclaimed Mr. Saiki.
“It’s not my birthday. I can’t pretend it is,” said Saiki, pushing his father back down the stairs.
“I’m not you, Kusuo. I can’t pretend that I am. I think (L/N) already figured it out,” said Mr. Saiki.
“They did. They’re observant. But they won’t say anything,” said Saiki. “I’m counting on you.” I can’t respond to their kindness.
Pretend to be Kusuo, thought Mr. Saiki, standing before the door. He opened it. “Yare yare. Sorry for the wait. Yare yare.”
I don’t say yare yare that much.
“We’re sorry for interrupting your birthday while your father is away,” said Kaidou.
“Oh, it’s fine. He’s coming back today,” said Mr. Saiki quickly.
He’s really not like Kusuo at all, thought (Y/N).
“And why’d you used the term ‘not with us?’ ” said Kuboyasu. “That sounds like he’s dead.”
“You shouldn’t talk about your dad that way,” said Hairo, shaking his head.
“M-My apologies,” said Mr. Saiki.
“Well, anyway,” said Teruhashi, trying to break in.
“Look, we finished the cake!” said Yumehara brightly, holding up the box.
“It turned out great,” said Teruhashi.
“Especially the face,” agreed Yumehara.
They took the cake out and put it on the table. It was all smooshed and melted.
“Oh, no,” the girls said, deflating.
Oh dear, thought (Y/N) sympathetically. It’s so hard to shape cakes and keep them looking good.
They should have gotten (Y/N) to help them.
“It got smashed in the transit,” said Teruhashi in disappointment.
“But you made it with lots of love, so that’s what matters,” said (Y/N).
“What?! Love?! No, no! It’s just friendship! A friendship birthday cake! Besides, Chiyo made it with me! We put a ton of work in together!” rambled Teruhashi in a panic.
“We’ll make another,” said Yumehara, looking at Mr. Saiki. “I swear, it looked perfect!”
There’s no choice.
“Wow, look! The cake is reforming!” said Hairo, staring at the cake.
“The sponge cake is rebounding,” said Kuboyasu.
Thank you, Kusuo, thought (Y/N). They knew he’d save his friends’ feelings after they worked so hard for him even if misguided).
“Wow, this is amazing,” said Mr. Saiki, looking at the Saiki-shaped cake. “It looks delicious.”
That is something Kusuo would say, thought (Y/N), grinning.
“Just wait, you’ll really be moved!” said Mera.
“We have a surprise for you,” said Kuboyasu. “A video letter—”
Mera held up the camera, and Nendou’s face hit it. It fell to the ground, broken.
“Oh,” said (Y/N), disappointed since Mera and Kuboyasu had worked hard on it.
“Oh, no, that’s no good,” said Mr. Saiki.
“Sorry, Saiki.” Kuboyasu took off his glasses. “Go on. Hit me. Everyone, hit me.”
“Kuboyasu, there’s really no need for that,” said (Y/N) quickly. “It was an accident.”
Yare yare.
“Hey, look! It’s working,” said Kaidou, staring at the TV screen as it displayed the video letter.
“It’s fixed,” said Hairo in happy amazement.
“Alright!” said Kaidou. “Raise a glass and let’s start the feast.”
“Cheers!” Everyone lifted their glasses.
The party was in full swing. (Y/N) hung back since they felt awkward interacting with their crush’s father in such a context (also, they were disappointed Saiki himself wasn’t there), but everyone was having a great time. Some people armed wrestled, they joked, they laughed, and they bonded with one another—already a tight-knit friend group getting closer.
Upstairs, Saiki sat and psychically monitored the party so that his dad didn’t screw anything up for his reputation or give away his psychic abilities.
“Oh, there you are,” said Mr. Saiki, popping his face upstairs. “Your dad’s a star!”
“Good for you.”
“Well, you want to switch soon?” said Mr. Saiki.
“No thanks. Hurry back now,” said Saiki. “I would only be a buzzkill.”
“So what?”
Saiki looked up at his dad in slight surprise.
“Go on, Kusuo,” said Mr. Saiki. “You must feel some gratitude toward them. You didn’t want to hurt their feelings, so you asked me to cover for you. But that’s not right. They all came here for you, Kusuo. Even if you do hurt their feelings, you should go to them.” He turned and walked away.
Saiki paused and watched him go. “Who are you to lecture me?” He stood.
“I’m your father!” exclaimed Mr. Saiki.
Saiki glanced at the stairs and walked down. He paused outside of the living room. Now, how do I get rid of them?
“That was a huge success,” said Kaidou.
“Saiki seemed really happy about everything,” agreed Teruhashi.
“(Y/N), you didn’t give him his present,” said Yumehara.
“I’ll give it to him later,” said (Y/N), smiling.
“He seemed very energetic. He must have really liked all of this,” said Hairo.
“Yes, but something didn’t seem quite right,” said Nendou.
“That’s true. It’s like the walls around him are stronger than ever,” said Kaidou.
“Maybe he was trying to hard to go along with us,” said Kuboyasu.
“Oh, no, that’s terrible,” said Yumehara.
“He should just be himself,” said Hairo.
(Y/N) nodded. “We accept him how he is.” For who he really is.
Yare yare. You’re the ones who are acting strange. Saiki opened the door.
“Hey, pal, what took you so long?” Nendou grinned at him.
“Saiki!” The group beamed at him.
“Yare yare.” Saiki shook his head and sat down.
He watched as everyone eagerly chatted and joked, leaving him a little more alone—not wanting him to “put up his walls again.”
“Do you want a piece of cake?” said (Y/N), sitting down beside him and lifting a plate.
“Yes,” said Saiki, instantly taking it and taking a bite.
(Y/N) leaned in, smiled, and whispered, “Welcome to the party, Kusuo.”
Saiki looked at them and nodded. Ah, well. He could avoid them all tomorrow. He supposed this wasn’t terrible.
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“Why didn’t you tell them it wasn’t my birthday?” asked Saiki. He floated the plates he was cleaning to (Y/N), who set them in the drying rack. “You know when my birthday is.” It wasn’t accusatory, just a plain question.
“They made the whole plan before they even told me,” said (Y/N), shrugging. “At that point they’d put so much work into it that I couldn’t help but let it keep going.” They chuckled and nudged him. “Besides, that’s the exact same reason you let it go on.”
“No, I just couldn’t convince them not to,” said Saiki.
“Uh-huh,” said (Y/N), rolling their eyes with a laugh. “You know I see through you by now.”
“See through me?”
“Yep,” chirped (Y/N), grinning.
Saiki looked at them, nearly asked them a question, and then stopped.
“Oh, Kusuo, before I forget, I got you a gift,” said (Y/N), heading back into the living room.
Saiki followed. “But it isn’t my birthday.”
“I decided I might as well get into the spirit of things,” said (Y/N) brightly. They held up the present. “Tada! Open it up.”
Saiki curiously opened the box and found a book(?) inside. He glanced up. This wasn’t a sweet or something themed on a sweet like (Y/N)’s usual gifts.
“Look inside,” said (Y/N), grinning.
Saiki lifted the album out and opened it. He stared. It was a photo. Of Café Mami. He turned the page. Now there was a photo of the sports festival, him running his race. Christmas with his friends. The beach. Okinawa. Karoake. London. Him having…fun. His friends with him. People celebrating, smiling.
“I know you’re not big on being with people, but I know I really loved—liked having these moments with you,” said (Y/N). They smiled sheepishly. “So I guess this was partly a gift for me, but I, uh, I hope you can see these moments as fondly as I do.”
Saiki looked between the photos and (Y/N). No. He wasn’t an extrovert. He didn’t seek others out. He found most incidents bothers. But…
But.
But in every one of these memories, there was something Saiki did like. Yes, he was…fond of his friends. This was the only moment he’d admit that. However, more importantly to Saiki, (Y/N) was in every one of those memories. They didn’t feature in any of the photos, but he knew they were behind the camera with a smile on their face. That was the reason Saiki instantly loved the photos. They held (Y/N)’s joy.
And that was the reason Saiki loved them.
“I love it, (Y/N),” said Saiki.
(Y/N) beamed. “I’m glad.”
“…I love it because you made it,” said Saiki. “You always put so much heart into what you make.”
(Y/N) blushed. “Thanks, Kusuo.”
“Even when I’m ungrateful, you’re still so kind,” said Saiki, stepping forward.
(Y/N) looked at Saiki. “We’ve talked about this before, Kusuo, I don’t care that you’re not into words of affection. That doesn’t matter to me.”
“It does. It does to me. Because you deserve to know that you’re a good friend and that I…I value you.” Saiki swallowed. This was it. “I like you, (Y/N).”
(Y/N) started as they heard Saiki speak without telepathy. “You—You what?”
“I like you,” repeated Saiki. “As…as more than a friend.”
“You do?” A smile spread across (Y/N)’s face. “Really?”
Saiki nodded jerkily.
“Oh, Kusuo. I like you, too,” said (Y/N). They let out a joyful laugh. “I really, really like you, Kusuo. I have feelings for you.”
“I do, too,” said Saiki. “I didn’t phrase it right.”
“You phrased it just right,” said (Y/N), stepping up and taking Saiki’s hand daringly. They cleared their throat. “Can I-Can I kiss you, Kusuo?”
Saiki looked at them, and he found that the idea of affection with them was as appealing as ever. He nodded and held their hand tighter.
Saiki and (Y/N) leaned, hesitant, unsure of themselves, but perfectly comfortable with one another. They were willing to try something new with the person they loved.
Their lips touched, and Saiki and (Y/N) pulled back for a moment. But the separation lasted for but a second as they leaned back in, kissing once more, more confidently, more eagerly.
When they finally separated, (Y/N) and Saiki were both pink, and (Y/N) let out a little laugh at the rush of joy. Saiki felt their hand in his and gazed at the beautiful smile he had fallen for. There was only one thing he could say.
“Oh, wow.”
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I need.....I NEED MORE SAIKI K X READER SHEWAS SCSKSB
I have been feed well by your small serie of saiki kusos x write reader 🤤
But may I request as saiki kusos w f!s/o who suddenly have makoto as a stalker?
(sorry if you don't understand this my first time requesting 😭😭)
AHHH IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE SERIES!!
that’s actually a great idea!! I’m super pumped to do this request! :)
Don’t worry I know just what ya mean!
⚠️stalking warning,⚠️ before I start, if I may 😵💫
💛
Saiki will know right away when he starts stalking you-
And ngl this is the perfect chance to get rid of him 😈🙏
just kidding! But seriously, he let go of all the times makoto’s annoyed him in the past, but now that’s he’s an issue with you? His girlfriend? The one girl he can actually tolerate, scratch that, loves??
yeah no buddy this one’s not gonna slide
unfortunately he cant punch him bc 1) Saiki’s too strong and 2) that’d draw a lot of attention to himself since Makoto is a celebrity
but what he can do?? Well, Plan A) pinch his cheeks till they hurt and threaten him, Upgraded Plan A) disguise himself then pinch his cheeks, Plan B) keep scaring the crap out of him every time he tries to follow you, Plan C) calmly talk it out with him that you two are an item, Plan D) tell Teruhashi and use her love for Saiki to his advantage, getting her to tell her parents and stop her brother, Plan E) Publicly expose that freak or Plan F) tell you you have a stalker if you haven’t noticed, and if you have, go to the police
wow! what well thought out plans! :) most of them won’t work
heres why!
upgraded plan A is better than just plan A but it will ultimately still draw attention
plan c is unlikely to work seeing as though how creepy that guy is, plus he doesn’t like Saiki
As of plan d Teruhashi can hardly stop him from being a creep to HER (😭⁉️) and i don’t know how well the parents will care, especially if he’s making them money..😟
plan e….seems like it would be successful..buuut i feel he would just use his celebrity status to will the evidence away, like speaking out about how he would “never” do that and doing charity 🙄 plus the fan girls probably won’t believe some rando who uploads that on the internet over they’re fav ��
ngl plan F is really reasonable and has one of the highest chance of working, but yet again, the celebrity card will strike and he could pay off the police so they don’t do crap abt it 🤦♀️😑
therefore! Plan B it is! Seems the most likely to work + Saiki can get his revenge in a practically harmless way! :3
Thanks to his powers (for once 😭) no one is likely to believe even the Makoto when he says a flying guy dropped a pile of dog crap on him 😏🤷♀️
and even if they did when he tries to explain the full story he’ll have to keep lying to keep the lie of him not stalking you alive 👎
but he still will tell you if your unaware tho!
he’s likely gonna be hesitant if he knows you’ll freak about abt it but you deserve to know. And ofc he can always keep you safe (thanks magic powers, for being useful for once!) but he also would want your parents to know so if Makoto tries something they can have a lead.
so yes ultimately he tells you, likely at his house, in his room, and he tries to break it to you as gently as possible but…there’s no easy way to take that kind of info 😬😟
if you get scared or cry he’ll tell you his plan to make him leave you alone, and he tells you to tell your parents too. Essentially trying to console you
if you choose to trust him and react a bit calmer, maybe still worried, he’d ask if you still wanna go out in public knowing this, and if yes he’ll accompany whenever and wherever he can, especially since Makoto won’t wanna come up to you while he’s there, thinking Saiki’s your boyfriend
he is
Also If Makoto does anything perverted as far as taking sus pictures of you or imagining weird things with those photos he’ll rip them up and make the paper and random things fly around in his room, every time
He probably breaks his phones/cameras too, even if he buys knew ones, as punishment
onto the final battle!
let’s say your walking home from school and Makoto is following you, your boyfriend is close behind you both, monitoring the situation for a good chance to strike. First, you cross the railroad to get home, but Makoto has to fall back so you don’t see him, but when it’s his turn to go? Oh no! The trains coming! Where’d that even come from? there was no train?! CRAP!- huh? Wait..the trains gone..thank goodness?! 😭
oh wait! He needs to catch up to you! Well at least he knows where you live and what route you take through research! He needs to catch up! HOLY CRAP! What’s a mob doing here?! Did a fan see him?? How’d they find him..no way, don’t tell me they’re gonna find out what he’s doing..NO DONT COME ANY CLOSer…? They’re running past him? Well I guess he is in disguise..wait, they were running to this arch nemesis and top competition?! 😠 seriously?! That guy over him??
he proceeds to head over there to show the ladies who they should really be drooling over 😏 WAIT- HE CANT REVEAL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW?!- what?…where’d his wig go? THE WIND BLEW IT OFF?! HOLY- HE’S ABOUT TO GET FOUND OUT🫨 RUN 😭 🏃
aw man he’s outta breath, what are the odds the wind would blow his wig off near a mob of fans?! Now he’s gotta be extra careful following you! And it’s already late! Actually..it’s pretty darn dark….dang it! You’re probably in your house by now! Oh well…maybe you still have your window open and he can get some pictures that way! 👍
uh..is he starting to hear a second pair of footsteps..? But..no one’s around..why’s it getting louder..?! UH, it’s getting more aggressive now 😥….okay that’s it! he’s running..!
dang it! It’s chasing him! No way he can lead this creep to your house! (Ironic huh) he’s gotta take a wrong turn!
man! What time is it?! Midnight?! Has he really been running that long??? Why’s this freak still chasing him? And who is it?!?
alright! He’ll take a turn into that alley and lose ‘em! Then he’ll make a ‘U’ back to your house! Although there’s no way to be sure if your still up or not :/
hey! The footsteps are gone! Maybe think he lost him! Alright! He’ll take another turn and go back to your place!
🏃🏃
right as he turns the corner?
Saiki:👹
Jump scare!
he immediately calls his manager while running away, thinking he’s either a mass muderer, a demon or a stalker! 😱
and the best part is? Nobody will believe him 😊
ngl Saiki probably won’t let this slide even a couple days after he finds out Makoto’s stalking you, he’s quick to act and stop him bc no.
Super Saiki to your rescue! 🦸🤩😎
Ngl you’re beautiful so I see what Makoto sees in you but…..dude. Don’t stalk your crush.
🌸💐🌺
hope you enjoyed your hcs! -Brook
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I wanna request a Saiki x GNreader! 🌸 if possible!! That’s it hope u have a good day!
Dating Saiki K
I’m not sure if you meant to do this, but this request came thru like 10 times lol
Not proof read :3
Gender Neutral Reader
- You guys are absolutely chillin all the time
- Doesn’t talk to you that much during school, he just wants to get through the day 😭
- But after school, your always walking home together, and end up at one of your houses
- When at said house, you’re both sprawled across the bed, legs entangled and SNOOZING
- Usually has you on his chest with an arm draped over you, or curled up on his side
- Very lazy cuddler
- Lowkey starts tweaking when he gets butterflies in his stomach bc he’s not used to feeling it
- “What is happening to me…? Did Kusuke mess with my antennas..??”
- SPEAKING OF KUSUKE !!!!
- Actually dreads whenever kusuke shows up when your around
- Kusuke is always flirting with you and saiki HATES IT
- Of course you just be ur lovely self and try to politely shut him down
- If (when) he does not take no for an answer, saiki will hold your waist, and make kusuke leave by any means necessary
- and i mean ANY means….
- His parents love you tho
- His mum is so excited to meet you
- Makes a whole dinner for you (i love her 😭)
- Saiki isn’t very good with words
- He’s an acts of service kinda guy 🤤
- You need help reaching something? He’s reaching up and grabbing it for you
- Need help with homework? He’s already done his AND yours before you could even pull it out of your bag
- Will also share his coffee jelly
- Not very big on PDA, but will occasionally link your pinkies as your walking
- He’ll hold your hand if ur lucky
- His friends are always crowded around you guys, so sometimes he’ll just drag you away to a quiet spot and sit in comfortable silence for a few minutes
- He loves you, he’ll try his best to let you know without words
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my solace is you
— saiki kusuo x reader (gn, 2nd pov)
— summary: Kusuo can’t sleep, and you just want to be there for him.
— notes: hey so it is like 11pm for me rn. idk i wrote this on a whim to get me away from writers block and to help me like. write away my feelings... ew...
— things: established. something! LOL.. ok. platonic or romantic, depends on you!
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It is quite... hard, being involved with a psychic.
Saiki Kusuo.
He knows what you’re thinking 24/7—while you can’t even seem to get a word out of him.
You can’t blame him for that, of course. It’s not like he popped out of his mother demanding for every power in the world.
Although, it’s a funny thought. A cartoonish one, at that.
“It is a funny thought.”
You jumped in your seat. It was 10 PM, and you’re supposed to be alone. Plus, your house was relatively far from Kusuo. So, how–?
“I teleported.”
You frown at him. “Right, and—hey! At least let me pretend you’re not involuntarily listening to my thoughts.” You’re quiet as Kusuo takes up space on your bed. You move a little so he’s more comfortable.
“So, what brings you here?”
Kusuo doesn’t look at you when he answers, “I couldn’t sleep.”
You hum in response. “I thought you had that little–well, not little–unoccupied and undiscovered space here on Earth that’s specifically yours. Can’t you, I don’t know, try to... I don’t know.”
But, it’s not like you think Kusuo isn’t a human. Kusuo just happens to be a human with powers.
“Because it is very comfy, being surrounded by solid rocks with bugs underneath them.” Kusuo shivers at the mention of the small creatures. You can’t help but laugh at him.
It is moments like this that keeps you grounded on the fact that Kusuo is... just like you. He is human. He is a teenager like you, experiencing relatively normal teenage problems. Say, having to use your psychic superpowers to avoid a girl that had feelings for you that you didn’t reciprocate; totally average! If you took out the powers part.
“I can’t read your mind, you know?”
Kusuo looks at you, though he doesn’t turn to actually face you. “I know that.”
“So,” you ask, “why did you teleport all the way here if you couldn’t sleep?”
Kusuo looks to the other side. “I just thought you might still be awake.”
He turns to face you, then you reply, “I guess it’s a good thing that I am.” You smile at him. “I was just thinking about you, you know?”
“I know.”
“I know that you know... And... I also want to know what you’re thinking.”
You notice Kusuo’s lips curve downwards ever so slightly. “You... don’t have to talk about it. We could just... stay here until we fall asleep. My parents know, anyway, about the whole... powers situation. They’ll understand if they find you here.”
Kusuo nods, then you lie down and make space for him. He shakes his head. “I’ll sleep on the floor.”
“Hey, wait,” you stand up and rub your eyes, “there is a futon somewhere in my closet. Use that.”
“You go ahead and rest, I can use my Psychokinesis to lay it all out.”
“You sure you don’t need my help, Kusuo?”
He shakes your head at you. “You’ve already helped me a lot tonight. Please, rest. It’s fine.”
You climb back into bed and slowly make yourself comfortable. Through a yawn, you still manage to make conversation with Kusuo, “Just... wake me up when you need me, alright?”
“Mhm. Sleep well.”
You close your eyes with a gentle smile. “Yeah, you too. Good night.”
“Good night.”
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Omega!Kusuo Saiki - Nesting Headcanons
Kusuo saiki -
He has a small nest he keeps hidden in his wardrobe, as he doesn't want his parents to see, and he doesn’t really use it very often
Saiki’s nest isn't too extravagant it's mainly just a couple of basic blankets and pillows with solid colors mostly blue and brown to match the rest of his room
He isn't too specific about either color or smell but he is actually pretty specific about the texture, too many bad textures will make him uncomfortable
He doesn't have many scented items, he things it's too embarrassing to ask his alpha for them so he tends to to put items near his alpha so their scent rubs off on it and he can place it in his nest
You tried to keep the grin off your face as you came back from the bathroom and noticed the blue blanket you had been leaning on had “disappeared” from Saiki’s bed. Turning to look at Saiki who had the same blank loon on his face as he sat in front of his TV playing whatever parody game he found that no one liked.
“Mega?, where’d the blanket go?” you asked as you sat down behind him and leaned on his back to wrap your arms around his waist.
“What blanket?” he muttered
“The one I was leaning against baby, on your bed?” your smile pressed against his back, you heard him mutter something as you felt a woosh of air swish past you and then you felt a pillow smack into the back of your head.
“SAIKI!”
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saiki k is a golden anime.
i finished season 1 just now and. i have feelings. copy pasted from discord as a ranting to @peapodsinspace but i have to recommend the anime now.
i feel like the genre is comedy anime but. there are a lot of dark undertones to it. this is a teenage boy and he has to suffer every single day for powers he doesnt want. it impacts his everyday life and all he wants is to be normal but he doesnt know what normal is despite it being right in his face.
he pushes these people away but they continue coming after him. like real friends. normal friends.
they think of him and like him no matter what he does or acts or anything and. he loves them right back. he does things for them and they try to do things despite the fact that it typically goes wrong or he knows what theyre doing. he doesnt even care that he doesnt get acknowledgement because he doesnt want it.
so like.. i have to mention his friends. kusuo gives them grief constantly. always dissing them, always using their thoughts against them (such as teruhashi and her dislike for kids and bowling). because he can hear them. saiki kusuo not only gets his ideas about them from how they act and what they say, but also by what they think and that is a huge teller because they dont think anyone is listening. this is a private space that kusuo cannot even escape from whether he wants it or not and he is forced to hear and see whatever they think. ive joked about how he is always in gossip but. he literally cannot get out of it because he is such a kind person, that he wants to help.
and he gets to see all sides of them whether they show it or think it. kaidos letter. kaido defending yumeharu. hairos determination. yumeharus dedication. teruhashi and her utility of her own abilities. nendo with his mom and job and how he threw away millions of yen to save a drowning kid. kusuo is always there to see any part of that, and he gets a more in depth experience while choosing friends. should i mention that all those examples are things that kusuo didnt use his powers to observe? they were all things that he used his normal senses to find out or watch or overhear. it is very important to both kusuo himself along with the audience that he didnt use his powers to watch them be themselves and nice in all those situations as a normal teenager.
and i find it important that over time, and these experiences cumulate, that he slowly figures out that these are good, genuine people. sure they can be weird or perverted or cunning, but at the end of the day, they care about him and it only comes out so blatantly when they plan a surprise party specifically for him.
because many of us (hopefully) have wondered. what is inside our friends minds? and saiki has the answer. and he can see that they mean well. he may not understand most people and their emotions, but he knows some basics. and perhaps that could be enough to get him to live normally.
not to mention kuniharu and his convo with kusuo... despite some of the grief i give the man for constantly demanding his son do things for him, he knows his kid well. that convo is totally the pinnacle of their entire relationship, kusuos feelings, his friends.
kusuo mentioned that he doesnt tell his parents about new powers in fear they will demand more things and become lazy but. they care about him and know him. they understand his aversion to friends and know when to help him out or to push him to be around them.
he aided in that surprise birthday party but he also encouraged kusuo to go to his party that his friends threw for him. and he overhears that conversation without his telekinesis. because they actually know him and they all agree upon it. its not as in he is looking into their minds. he hears them through the door.
so he cant come to the conclusion that it was just a private thought that nobody wanted to voice aloud. no, they all agreed upon it. and they all verbally agreed to be nicer. just as his dad had said they would
it was weird seeing saiki kusuo smiling like that because he isnt one to do that and his friends know him well enough to know that (despite the fact kusuo avoids them!!) and they can all agree. they were all very happy to see kusuo smiling but they knew it jsut wasnt right
every time that kuniharu sneaks off to meet with the real saiki k they want, he is always trying to get kusuo to join them as himself
he is always encouraging his son to go hang out with his friends and he is still ready to go along with what kusuo wants. he was probably ready to go back to them after that last convo if kusuo still declined. but his words definitely got to kusuo because there arent that many people in the world who can understand kusuo so well
i know ive made fun of this but everyone around him sees him all wrong in their minds. they see the damsel in distress eyes or the idiot circle eyes. they hear a high pitch and weak voice. but not his parents. kusuos dad actually knows who he is and accepts him and loves him and encourages him to live out his dream of being normal by telling kusuo about what being normal is really like. to have friends who love you and go out of their way to try and make your day. kuniharu has to 'lecture' kusuo in order to get him to understand that the reason he was staying away was not because the classmates were 'bullying' or 'being annoying' from the kindness and love of their own decisions. it was because kusuo was scared of hurting them or disappointing them or even for them to abandon him.
and of course, that is a very common teenage feeling!! the fear of disappointing your friends- of course its normal!! saiki kusuo is a normal kid with not so normal powers attached to him.
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rewatching Saiki K got me thinking again
what if his 'inner thoughts'/narration and commentary to the audience, were actually what he was saying to everyone else?
bear with me i swear i have a point
so we've established that Saiki doesn't speak out loud (aside from the couple exceptions, usually when he's caught off guard), he telepathically sends what he wants to say to whoever he wants to say it to, and creates the illusion that his mouth is moving. seems like more work than actually speak but whatever
i think this is quite often treated in headcanon and fanfic that he doesn't talk to anyone at all (obviously write and headcanon however you want to), but i always went under the assumption he does speak, just doesn't initiate conversation. there are definitely times where he's clearly speaking to someone, not just the audience, mainly when talking to his parents, but also definitely sometimes with friends too.
this then presents my headcanon, that whenever he has his witty commentary to the audience while another person is talking to him, he's talking to them too, and just doesn't care
it takes 'oh Saiki's a quiet kid who's secretly harbouring rage and annoyance at everyone around him' to 'Saiki is openly a jerk to everyone and talks about having powers a lot but they all just think he's joking and don't take notice of what he says'
which makes some of his lines a whole lot funnier if you consider he's deadpan saying it to their face
"are you a first grader?"
"wanna throw down, punk?" (one of my favourite lines)
"Girls are as plentiful as the stars in the sky, and equally as out of reach for you"
"so you're basically a fan blade now?"
"there's a harem cliche for you"
"wait... PURGE ME!"
"i know that butt."
"Are you a god?"
"I'd rather fall to my death than go on a date with you"
there's definitely more lines that refer to his powers and some funnier stuff, feel free to add on your favs!
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BUCKET LIST ☆ 15
Saiki is not so sure why you invited him and not Aiura for this. You are currently trying on different outfits, today is the day you go on the date with Toritsuka. Saiki has a sinking feeling in his stomach and he’s not so sure why. He fiddles with his fingers as a way to distract himself as he waits for you to open your bedroom door. You swing the door open and accidentally smack yourself on the face. Saiki immediately calls you an idiot while you wail and say, “this happened on my first day of school oh my God”.
Saiki is about to call you a name again but once he sees what you’re wearing, he coughs. You actually look .. maybe lovely ?
“You look decent, Toritsuka will definitely leave you after this” He comments. You froan a bit, a lightbulb going off in your head.
“Why don’t we go on a double date? I’ll call Aiura right now!” You pick up your phone. Saiki pauses before shaking his head.
“I don’t think that’s such a good idea”, “Why not?” You insist, your thumb pressing against your phone.
“Let’s just hang out, you and me” Saiki insists. He is practically begging and you do not notice this because you are just so oblivious. All the damn time. You think about it for a second, then shake your head.
“I think it’s time for you to hang out with others more than me, right?’ You laugh a bit at Saiki’s face when you say that. He is so deadpanned.
But I like hanging out with you, Saiki thinks to himself.
“I mean I like that all we do is hang out with each other and stuff but” You drift off. “Why don’t we spend some time away from each other?”.
That irks Saiki pretty bad, you both don’t spend that much time together do you? It’s basically your fault, you always want to hang out with Saiki much rather than being with your alcoholic mother.
“Alright-” Saiki begins but you cut him off. “Hang out with me and Toritsuka, I think he’s trying to have his first kiss with me” You say in slight disgust which throws off Saiki. Do you not like Toritsuka? You are so hard to read sometimes.
“I’ll make sure he doesn’t do anything weird, okay?” Saiki reassures you, awkwardly patting your shoulder. You smile slightly at his gesture. He never ever touches you, except for flicking your forehead or hitting the top of your head with his fist.
“Thank you Kusuo” You grab his hand in return for his gesture, thinking he would allow this. He does not, he pulls his hand away from you.
“Call Aiura then, I’ll go with you” Saiki says in defeat, but honestly he’s just worried that Toritsuka might pull moves on you. It’s normal to be protective of your friends right?
“Awesome!” You exclaim, holding your phone up and spewing the details to Aiura. You can hear her squeal in return through the phone. Saiki sighs, why are all his friends in such pain? You come back to Saiki and look him up and down.
“Your outfit sucks, I’ll let you borrow my dad’s clothes” You say, heading out the door and looking back. You raise an eyebrow at Saiki, gesturing to him to follow you.
“I don’t want to intrude into your dad’s room” Saiki admits. Isn’t this a bit rude? He thinks to himself. You shake your head in response, your face now blank of all emotions.
“Why would it be rude? My dad is dead”.
Oh.
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Saiki is not one to question deaths, he rather move on and not burden the other person. But it’s you. So how could he not? You never really mentioned your parents, just that your mother is an alcoholic. Honestly, he questioned where your dad was but never verbally asked you. He thought, “Well if L/n wants me to know, they’ll tell me”. And turns out, he was kinda right. Although now he has no other details, just simply your father is dead. Saiki tries to stay out of his head as you both ride the bus. He just simply can't while wearing your dead fathers cream vest. Toritsuka had said to meet up at Neko’s cafe, he mentioned that Aiura will be waiting with him. Saiki knows they are really good friends but shouldn’t have Toritsuka picked you up? I mean, Kusuo Saiki is not a date expert but isn’t that the bare minimum? To pick up your date?
Saiki looks over at you, your hair is nicely done, unlike during school days. Your cracked lips have healed, he noticed this about a week ago but it’s still nice to see some progress. Trying not to seem creepy, his eyes shift to your legs. He counts how many bandages you slapped on to hide your yellowish bruises. Only three. Typically there’s about seven in total. Saiki still hasn't come to the conclusion of what illness you have. You haven’t told him yet. You don’t hide very well on how sick you are. Your backpack is always jiggling with pills as you skip down the hallways. Your bloodshot eyes and eyebags. Saiki decides to let you come to him first, which might not be a good idea. You are quite stubborn, and hate sharing personal information. Such as your dead father. Is Saiki the only one in the friend group who knows?
The bus comes to a stop, you tug at Saiki’s sleeve to pull him from his deep thoughts.
“We’re here” You whisper, your minty breath finding its way to Saiki’s nose. He snaps away from his thinking at the sound of your voice. He blinks, following you out of the bus. These days, it’s been feeling like he follows you everywhere and anywhere. And he’s wondering why he gets SLIGHT, not big, for anyone who wants to twist his words, SLIGHT butterflies at the sight of you smiling. He doesn’t feel this way with Kaidou, Teruhashi or any other friend. It’s definitely a new feeling that Saiki would rather not explore right now.
You halt as you both approach the entrance to Neko’s cafe. You make a disgusted look and turn to Saiki.
“This dude really chose a maid cafe to have a date at?” You scoff, stomping your foot. Saiki believes it, he’s known Toritsuka longer than you have and he’s not a bit surprised at this.
“A loser like him shouldn’t be taking out L/n, they deserve better”,. He rolls his eyes at his thought, why should he care? If you get heartbroken by a dude like Toritsuka that’s just sad and embarassing for you. Saiki wishes you had better taste in men.
“Let’s go in holding hands, let’s make this loser regret everything” You scowl, reaching out your hand and waiting for Saiki to agree. Saiki ponders for a bit, well, more like a few seconds before grabbing your hand. You are caught off guard by this, since when does this pink haired boy ever come in physical contact with you?
“Only ten more seconds” Saiki says, and you frown a bit.
Wow, where am I finding these trashy men? You think.
As you both enter, you immediately see Aiura and Toritsuka sat next to each other on a booth. Toritsuka is the first to notice you two. He waves you both over.
“Yo Saiki” He awkwardly laughs and makes a slicing motion between you and Saiki’s hands.
Oh my god, what a loser. Saiki sighs mentally, how is this purpled haired weirdo even slightly appealing to you?
Saiki decides to just sit across Aiura while you sit across.. well the other dude.
“You look good, Y/n” Toritsuka is practically foaming at the mouth while staring at you. Saiki places his chin on his palm and watches as you and the purple haired weirdo talk. He decides to block you both out, his attention on Aiura now. Aiura brought nail decals to put on Saiki, and he agrees. Might as well try to have fun while you try to have a love life.
“It bothers you?’ Aiura whispers, her eyebrows cocking up and down towards you and Toritsuka. Saiki is completely confused by her question, why would it bother him that his friend is on a date? He shakes his head in response, looking through the menu.
Coffee jelly supreme? Double the serving with extra whip cream too?
Saiki feels better now for coming to this stupid date. You look over at Saiki, whose getting his nails done by Aiura. Your smile drops.
Seriously? He lets Teruhashi get close to him and lets Aiura do his nails? You can’t even hold his hand for more than eleven seconds without him dropping your hand. You know he has been friends with them for longer than he has been friends with you but .. still? Is he not just comfortable with you yet? it’s been four months, it’s like a slow burn romance! Although there’s no romance and simply a friendship that has not blossomed fully.
“Order anything you want babe, I got it” Toritsuka pets your head. You nod and look down at the menu and .. a crepe rainbow cake! Only 918 yen! He can afford that, right?
You point at it and show Toritsuka and he immediately says “Ooo uh”. Your smile drops as he explains it’s too expensive. You frown and sink back in your seat, meeting Saiki’s eyes. His eyes show empathy, he blows on his nails before reaching in his pocket and taking out his wallet. Aiura giggles as Saiki passes you his card.
“Saiki, no way! You’re kidding”. Your face lights up as you examine the card. “Toritsuka, I might have to leave you for Saiki” You say with an obvious joking tone. Although the joke doesn’t register in Toritsuka’s head, he awkwardly laughs again but shoots Saiki a death glare. Saiki tries not to smile at your reaction, he looks away and breathes in deeply. He glances down at his nails and see the flower decals smiling at him. He looks up at Aiura who is also giving him the same silly smile. Saiki coughs to cover up his grin, watching Toritsuka try to gain your affection
How embarassing of him, honestly.
After ordering all your treats, Saiki notices a little gift bag by Toritsuka's side. He clears his throat, not knowing why he feels a bit off.
Jeez, why am I so protective over L/n, they’re just a friend.
“Tori, let me do your nails” Aiura shakes the bottle of clear nail polish, in return he shakes his head in disbelief.
“Nuh uh, i’m not doing that girly stuff” He glances over at Saiki, who shrugs his shoulders. You look over and gasp, reaching over and gently grabbing Saiki’s hand. You grab each finger individually as you inspect the stickers on his nails.
“Cute” You comment, your thumb rubbing over his fingers. Saiki feels those small butterflies in his stomach again, he pulls away as always and luckily, the waiter has came with everyone's orders.
Saiki stares at the large coffee jelly parfait infront of him, dipping his spoon in.
Worth coming here.
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After about half an hour later, you already devoured your crepe cake and the peach lemonade. You definitely took advantage of the fact that Saiki gave you his card. Who knows how much is on it?
Saiki feels like his stomach is about to explode. That coffee jelly parfait was way overboard. He glances over at Toritsuka, who has chocolate stains on the corners of his mouth. Saiki grimaces, watching how you giggle and offer your date a napkin.
The next thing that happens is enough for Saiki to throw up the coffee jelly.
You wipe the chocolate off Toritsukas face with the napkin. For some odd reason, he thinks this is the perfect time to lean over and give you a kiss on the nose.
Saiki grimaces again, looking over at Aiura with a look that says ,"Are you seeing this shit?”
Aiura coughs, looking at her phone. “Tori, our bus is going to leave in ten minutes” She shakes her bracelets to get his attention.
“Really, well, I’ll see you later cutie” He ruffles your hair and gives Saiki a thumbs up. Aiura squeezes your cheek and waves goodbye at Saiki.
You look over at Saiki and say, “Well, it wasn't that bad, was it?”
Saiki shrugs his shoulders, leading you out of the cafe.
“Weird how none of the employees had maid dresses on, this is a scam! We must sue” You frown, walking down the street. You are a bit too close but Saiki does not mind it as much.
“Toritsuka isn’t your type of guy” Saiki bluntly says, “What did he gift you?”.
You pull a ring out of your pocket and go “Tata”. Its a silver heart ring. The type that turn your finger green, of course.
“Interesting” Saiki murmurs, not knowing what to make out of this cheap gift.“I see you with a more sincere guy”.
“Like you?” You question, stopping in your tracks. Saiki turns to face you, his eyebrows knitting together.
“Would you want it to be me?”.
You look around sheepishly, your heart racing. You feel yourself about to stutter, a tingling sensation in your chest and fingers.
“I-”.
“Messing with you” Saiki says in a harsh tone, beginning to walk again but looking back at you.
“Right” You smile faintly while he gestures you walk to him.
“Want to hang out tomorrow?” You ask, your hands behind your back as you grin up at Saiki. He rolls his eyes and hits your head gently with his fist.
“Always”.
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Now that I've been thinking about Kusuke more, I think I can better articulate what makes Kusuke different from Makoto.
My latest understanding is that while Makoto doesn't think he's doing anything wrong and wants to escalate his involvement with his sister, there's a lot of evidence that Kusuke is actually trying to END his weird fascination with his brother and shift to a normal sibling relationship.
To support this theory, I'm gonna roughly describe Kusuke's appearances / timeline and what I think his motivations were.
Obviously this all starts when Kusuo is born. Pretty normal sibling rivalry for a while, though it escalates as they both get older and stronger and their parents don't stop them.
Kusuke creates the limiters. One limiter was supposed to stop Saiki's powers while inserted, and the other one was to keep Kusuo hostage for their games. I believe Kusuke thought that by suppressing Kusuo's powers, he could establish the "proper" hierarchy of older brother beating younger brother. But it wouldn't be a complete win for him without beating Saiki at full power, so the second limiter ensures Saiki will still compete with him. Kusuke's trying to get better at games and fighting, so he's thinking that if he can beat Kusuo with the limiter in, then he just has to train until he can beat Kusuo with the limiter out.
Up till this point, there's no evidence that there was any sexual component going on. And conveniently, right as he would be hitting puberty, Kusuke high-tailed it to Cambridge. At this time he still thought that by working with other scientists, they could figure out how to completely remove Kusuo's powers.
After that, Kusuke doesn't make an appearance until Kusuo goes to him about the broken limiter. He's left cameras all over the Saiki house which is bizarre and wrong, but to be slightly fair to him, he grew up without any privacy due to Telepathy, so it kinda makes sense. And technically if something went wrong with Kusuo, Kusuke is the only person who could help, so it would make sense that he should keep an eye on things. Still fucked, but he's not exactly an ethical guy overall.
Once Kusuo needs his help, Kusuke tests to see if he can finally beat Kusuo conclusively. He hasn't done this since he left Japan, and it's actually entirely possible that this is the first time that he ever reacted like that to a loss. Still, despite apparently having the best time of his life, he's annoyed enough by the next morning to bully Nendo and Kaido for no reason. Perhaps he realized that his excitement was messed up??
After this, Kusuke doesn't show up again for a while, except to warn Kusuo and their parents that there was a defective part in the limiter. The fact that Kusuo accidentally screwed up the past and met the WWIII AU Dr. Kusuke isn't technically Kusuke's fault and was definitely not his intention.
Almost every single Kusuke appearance after this point is directly related to The Final Game, in which Kusuke will defeat Kusuo in a super epic battle and then cement his dominance forever (and destroy the rivalry / humiliation kink potential) by slam-dunking the power deleter into Kusuo's brain.
Kusuke's next appearance is scamming his grandpa. Not very nice, but I think he was actually testing how much his grandpa loves him before moving in with his grandparents and launching his "elderly robot gang" plan of attack on Kusuo. Notice that his grandmother, who Kusuke likes better and brings gifts for, doesn't get put in a robot suit later on, she gets eternal youth like she wanted (well, at least Kusuke's best shot at it). But Grandpa was definitely going to be used against Kusuo as a hostage and to Kusuke it's justified because his Grandpa doesn't love him.
The elderly robot gang plan is revealed and fails, so Kusuke has to think of some other way to defeat Kusuo in a super cool matter.
In the next new year's chapter, both Kusuke and Teruhashi show up at the Saiki household. It's not clear why Kusuke showed up (perhaps he just wanted to hang out with his family and mess with Kuniharu), but he does seem to test whether Teruhashi could be good hostage material - the grandpa plan failed and we know he later recruits Toritsuka. Luckily for Teruhashi, she's able to prove that she is NOT to be messed with, so that's another angle that's been shut down.
Next Kusuke sends the birthday bomb trials. This is explicitly to measure Kusuo's strength as Kusuke comes up with the perfect counter weapons. He's not trying to kill Kusuo after all, and later he actually gets nervous that the cat tank blast might be too powerful.
Then there's the KochiKame parody chapter, where Kusuke has a little fun getting Kuniharu his job back. No attempts to mess with Kusuo in this one and they interact super normally.
Then Warp the robot cat debuts. Since roboticizing humans didn't work for him, it seems Kusuke is going all-in on developing robots with as much functionality stuffed into them as possible. While Warp also serves as a gift for Kurumi, I think its also a step towards developing Kusuomega.
Ok there's also a chapter where Kusuke tries to get his grandma to divorce his grandpa. Just Kusuke being an asshole lol.
Kusuomega appears!! Since Kusuke's original plan was to throw a bunch of robot old people at Kusuo, it makes sense to test whether throwing a bunch of normal robots at Kusuo would work. Yeah, making Kusuomega lick his shoes is fucking bizarre and making him "fully featured" is also messed up. But Kusuke does also have to prove that he's willing and able to make Kusuomega do freaky shit at Kusuo's school to "properly motivate" Kusuo to fight back at full power. Kusuke puts a lot of effort into ensuring Kusuo doesn't half-ass their games and fights, going all the way back to the installation of the limiters.
Kusuomega was easily defeated, but instead of making more robots, Kusuke realizes he can use Toritsuka as both a weapon and a hostage. He immediately gets to work on that.
Then the cat tank arc, The Final Game. Kusuke was going to win Once And For All.
Except he didn't. Still, he gives Kusuo the option of whether to use the power deleter or not, without the leverage of publicizing his powers. Kusuke has accepted that he can't beat Kusuo, and that he's never going to get another chance to beat him full strength, because he knows Kusuo is going to use that power deleter. This is the ultimate sacrifice for Kusuke, since Kusuo's powers are his one interest and passion in life.
From then on, Kusuke is completely cooperative, helping Kusuo with the volcano problem and giving him genuine advice in trying to prevent his powers from returning. Naturally he gets a little excited at the prospect that Kusuo's powers might be back, but he does respect Kusuo's attempts to deny them back out of existence, setting up Kuniharu to fight the meteor instead of insisting Kusuo do it, even if this might mean they all die.
So in summary, it seems like:
Normal sibling rivalry -> limiters to try to end sibling rivalry -> escape to England -> Kusuo shows up so Kusuke tries to beat him for the first time in years and gets off on the loss -> Kusuke works towards a final conclusive game where he can win and then delete Kusuo's powers
While Kusuke justifies it as older siblings should always be superior to younger siblings, he clearly senses there's something wrong about their dynamic and he works hard to "fix" it in the only way he knows how: with an overwhelming win. And when even his biggest efforts fail, he accepts that he'll never win this way and lets go of their rivalry, shifting into a more normal sibling relationship. And Kusuo recognizes that and even seeks his help with the volcano for the first time.
So while their situation is definitely fucked for most of the series and Kusuke definitely did pretty much everything wrong... Things aren't QUITE as bad as they seem and it looks like the "bro-con" issue is gone by the end of canon.
Which sets Kusuke pretty far from Makoto, imo, who never recognizes for a second that his attraction is problematic and that even if that wasn't his sister, he should never treat another person that way.
Anyways, I figured it might be helpful to explain my thinking on Kusuke in more detail like this, so hopefully this was interesting and makes sense!
#nopsi meta#kusuke saiki#saiki kuusuke#OK I'm done talking about Kusuke for a while. it's time to get back into Akechi zone 🗨️💬🗯️🗨️💬💭
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Finally finished Saiki K and I just wanna say
I HATE THESE MFS 🗣️🗣️🔥💥💥💥
(Uhhh spoilers for the whole thing)
(Oh yeah ramble warning)
(Edit: considering how much traction this is getting, I just want to make it clear that these are my opinions. I’m open to hearing you out on yours as long as it’s not too heated. This wasn’t really meant to be too serious. It is also alright if you disagree with my opinions. These aren’t facts. I am also also well aware that most of their characterization are supposed to be gags and that they’re fictional so I respect them from that point. I just wouldn’t like them if they were actual people.)
I hate these motherfuckers, and I’m surprised there’s almost no shade thrown towards them. Let’s crack it down with these sorry excuses of the parents first.
Now, I’m well aware that this is a comedy anime and characters flaws aren’t exactly a bad thing. Their flaws are supposed to be comedic and I respect that from that stand point.
BUT AS A PERSON WHO CONSUMES MEDIA AND HAS OPINIONS, I WANT TO SACK THEM SHITLESS.
They practically only view Kusuo’s powers as an excuse to do less work, in both inside and outside the house. They constantly use him as a mop to clean up their own shortcomings without doing anything theirselves. Even until the very end, when Kusuo wanted to give up his powers, his own fucking father only thought about his so precious and convenient transport to work. What is this man. I know no one is a perfect parent and that all people have their quirks but this guy is actually so fucking horrible.
The mom isn’t all that bad, but she isn’t unexcused for the way she and the “dad” just allowed the relationship between Kusuo and Kusuke get so fucking toxic. When Kusuke made Kusuo’s limiters and revealed that if he look of the right one that his powers would get revealed to the world, a thing they would all know Kusuo would absolutely hate, they could’ve easily scolded him for it but NO. They could’ve taught the siblings to actually appreciate each others’ abilities to a healthy degree but NO. They could’ve taught Kusuo the importance of respecting and being humble to others without his abilities but NO. They even just allowed Kusuke’s toxic competitiveness to grow by allowing him to go to London and shit. I know no parent is ready to raise an Elon Musk and an esper but at least try to make your own fucking household a home for your own children. Now, onto the rotting maggot that is Kusuke.
I FUCKING HATE KUSUKE.
Now, I know anyone would be jealous of their younger sibling having more ability than them and I know that his parents are (as I already established) just the worst but can this guy actually fucking relax??
Like has once in his sorry excuse of a life has he thought that “hey isn’t this just a tiny bit petty??” “Isn’t putting a tracker on my younger brother an invasion of his own privacy??” “Is making a fucking robot clone of my brother, making it do the things my own brother is obviously uncomfortable with, making it fucking attack him on sight, and then brainwashing his friend into hating him so much that it sprouts another psychic ability just a bit more fucked up than I thought??”
I know people hate this line but YOU’RE A FUCKING ADULT. YOU’RE NINETEEN YEARS OLD. GROW UP.
Also can we talk about how he’s all “I want to prove I can control my brother” when he already has his thumb pushed down on Kusuo? What’s that? You have a way to make everyone know about his powers? You can track his moves? You know everything about his powers and the ways and money to stop them? And you did this for fun? Con-fucking-grats you have control over him. He has anxiety now. Thanks for your hard work. I’m pretty sure that if he had any less morals than Kusuo would be his fucking slave.
(And yes, I know that the right limiter gimmick was taken off but it’s the thought that counts and there’s nothing but MALICE behind those thoughts.)
His only defense for putting his brother through inhumane experiments is “oh Kusuo has psychic powers he practically isn’t human”. KUSUO ISNT HUMAN MY ASS. Kusuo has more humanity than you. That robot clone you built of him has more humanity than you. That poor rotting maggot that I unfairly compared itself to you has more humanity than you. This mad scientist shithead has practically ZERO HUMANITY.
And I think we all fucking knew that the stopping-all-of-Kusuo’s-powers limiter was so he can do his world domination shit. Without his brother’s powers, who was there to stop him from doing that robot world domination thing from that one episode all over again? NO ONE. THAT’S WHO.
and I know that I’m getting so worked up over a fictional story but I JUST WANT TO GIVE THEM A SWEET REIGAN ARATAKA TALK.
“Aren’t you his parents? Shouldn’t you act with more responsibility instead of treating your own son like a fucking taxi?? For shame. I’m calling child protection services. He’s still a fucking minor after all. Minors aren’t that mentally mature, you know.”
“Oh? You put your own brother through inhumane experiments because of his ESP? That same ESP that he had no control over being born with? Why are you harassing someone just because they were born with something they didn’t have control being born with? Should I call the cops?”
Heck, I just want to shake their brains out, beat some senses into them, and give Kusuo some therapy because my goodness.
sigh
Yare yare
#Ramble#thesillyrambler#Saiki K#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo#kusuke saiki#saiki no psi nan#hating on main#oh yeah I hate that they were left off with little no consequences like wtf
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A Not-So-Disastrous Romance (Book 2) Chapter Sixteen
Saiki Kusuo x Reader
Chapter Sixteen: Teruhashi's Tears and Rifuta's Crush
Summary: Teruhashi comes over and interrupts Saiki's New Year, but somehow she isn't the worst guest that comes. Also, (Y/N)'s hypothesis is spot-on about Rifuta.
Mr. and Mrs. Saiki laughed as (Y/N) told them about one of the many (unfortunate) adventures they had been on with Saiki—this time a tale of the karaoke party where Saiki had to end up performing. Ordinarily, he wouldn’t want his parents to know he’d done something so public since it would encourage them to bother him to do stupid stuff in front of people, but it was a fond memory since (Y/N) had been there, taken most of the attention, and made the entire thing worth it. So, he let (Y/N) continue as they beamed when they remembered dancing around and pretended to do it again. All-in-all, this was turning out to be a perfect New Year’s Day.
Alright, I’ve got the plan! I casually tell him Happy New Year, and then when I mention the festival, he’ll want to come along!
Saiki’s mood darkened. Of course Teruhashi was already here to bother him on a lovely day. So, to stop her from interrupting, he grabbed onto the doorbell of his house with his psychic abilities and smothered the sound of it.
There. No ruining my day.
“Hey, can I help you?”
Saiki jerked as he heard a voice speaking to Teruhashi. He hadn’t heard any other thoughts approaching, and the voice—
Him!
“What’s wrong, Kusuo?” asked (Y/N), noticing Saiki’s tiny change in mood.
There was a knock at the door, and Mrs. Saiki stood. She peered out the window and beamed.
“It’s Kusuke and Kokomi!” she said. “What a lovely surprise.”
Oh, that explains his mood, thought (Y/N), smothering a little chuckle. Saiki saw their amusement and scowled—though there was no real malice. (Y/N) chuckled and patted his hand. “We’ll deal with it.”
“Don’t let them in,” said Saiki as his mom headed to the door, but she was already opening the door.
“Welcome in!” she said, beaming. “Oh, Kusuke, you’re home!”
“Mom, it’s been a while,” said Kusuke, smiling.
“Happy New Year,” greeted Teruhashi politely. She saw (Y/N) and started slightly. “Oh, (Y/N). You’re here?”
Fortunately for Teruhashi, there was no annoyance at seeing them. They were friends, and that friendship meant Teruhashi’s inevitable jealousy at not getting Saiki alone was dampened. (And that was fortunate for Teruhashi because bad thoughts about (Y/N) meant getting onto Saiki’s bad side).
“My parents are out of town on a work trip,” said (Y/N), smiling. “The Saikis were nice enough to invite me over.”
That was the complete truth, they merely left out that Mrs. Saiki had also rambled about how “if (Y/N)’s family wasn’t going to take care of them as a family, then they were going to be part of the Saiki family, and Kusuo should get a move on and make sure they never leave because they’re just too sweet and—” (and so on and so forth).
“When are your parents actually at the house?” said Saiki.
(Y/N) shrugged. They were pretty much used to living independently at this point.
“Wait, do you two know each other?” said Mr. Saiki, looking between Teruhashi and Kusuke.
“She was ringing the doorbell, so I brought her in,” said Kusuke. His intelligence had just known it would irritate Saiki.
“The doorbell?” said Mr. Saiki.
“Oh, my, I’m so sorry, I didn’t hear it!” said Mrs. Saiki.
(Y/N) raised an eyebrow at Saiki. He looked away, and they tutted.
This is a huge revelation! I had no idea Saiki had an older brother! thought Teruhashi. But I don’t really like his type…Speaking of siblings “Is Kuriko here today?”
“What?” said Saiki’s parents.
Oh, right. Saiki had forgotten about his feminine name. I pretended to by my own sister, who doesn’t exist. I have to let them know.
“Kuriko?” said Mrs. Saiki, frowning.
“Oh, right, kuriko!” Mr. Saiki grabbed something from the kitchen—literal kuriko. “Here is kuriko for you.”
That’s kuri chestnut paste.
“No, I mean Saiki’s sister,” said Teruhashi. She looked at (Y/N). “You met her.”
“Right,” said (Y/N), smiling. “Isn’t it amazing how similar she and Kusuo look? Especially since their brother—”
“You can call me Kusuke,” said Kusuke.
“No.” Saiki didn’t need him being familiar or friendly with his partner.
“—looks so different with the blonde hair. Kuriko and Kusuo both have pink,” said (Y/N).
“That’s true,” said Teruhashi, smiling.
Good clue, thought Saiki. Hopefully his parents would get the hint.
“I don’t know any Kur—Mm!”
Kusuke shoved the kuri chestnut paste into his dad’s mouth and smiled. “Oh, of course! Our sister, Kuriko.” Of course the genius had figured the plot out. “She’s abroad right now, like I was. You know her?”
“Oh, really?” said Mr. Saiki, still a little confused but starting to get it.
“I do,” said Teruhashi.
Unbelievable, thought Saiki.
“Which country did she go to?” asked Teruhashi.
“Paraguay,” said Mr. Saiki.
“Paraguay?” said Teruhashi, amazed.
“Shut up,” said Saiki to Mr. Saiki.
“Kusuo, I have a present for you!” said Kusuke, successfully changing the subject (not that a “gift” from Kusuke would be much better than the present conversation). “I have one for you, too, (Y/N)!” He held up envelopes.
Never mind, this is good. Saiki could see the money inside with his x-ray vision.
“Oh, I can’t accept that,” said (Y/N), waving their hands.
Teruhashi glanced between (Y/N) and the envelope. Saiki’s brother prepared a gift for them? That’s very close…
“Well, you are Kusuo’s pa—”
“Pal!” interrupted (Y/N) before Kusuke could blurt out the word “partner.” Embarrassed, they took the enveloped and bowed. “Thank you!”
Close one… (Y/N) and Saiki breathed a sigh of relief.
We need to get out of here, thought Saiki. He tapped (Y/N) on the shoulder and gestured to the door.
They nodded and grabbed their coat—pink with hearts embroidered on the pockets. They headed towards the door, and Saiki pulled on his boots.
“We should invite Kokomi,” whispered (Y/N).
“No,” said Saiki. He wanted a nice moment with (Y/N).
“She and Kusuke with each other is going to be a problem,” pointed out (Y/N).
Saiki hated they were right. “Fine, but then we go out the two of us.”
“Of course,” said (Y/N), kissing Saiki’s cheek before going back to the living room to invite Kokomi.
Saiki let out a little sigh. Oh, wow. He’d never get tired of their affection.
l
This is the worst-case scenario. Saiki glared ahead of himself as Kusuke walked through the crowd with them.
Why is his brother tagging along? Teruhashi had deflated. With (Y/N) at least that was a friend and she could still have a moment with Saiki—Not happening—but with Kusuke, that was going to be weird.
I should have known Kusuke would tag along, thought (Y/N). The genius had known what would annoy Saiki.
I need to get out of here with (Y/N), decided Saiki. Risking Teruhashi and Kusuke interacting was fine—he was too tired to care.
“By the way, do you have a crush on Kusuo?” said Kusuke, turning around with an “innocent” smile. He looked directly at Teruhashi.
Her face promptly turned several shades of red, and she coughed. “You shouldn’t embarrass Saiki like that!” she said nervously. “And we’re just friends! It’s nothing more!”
“Oh, good,” said Kusuke.
He knows she’s lying. (Y/N) and Saiki exchanged a worried glance.
I knew I wouldn’t like him, thought Teruhashi.
“I mean, you obviously don’t have anything in common,” said Kusuke, still with that “innocent” smile. “You’re different as night and day.”
“What?” said Teruhashi. “Saiki and I have plenty—”
“What are you saying?” Kusuke’s smile had dropped, and he looked at her coldly.
“What?” said Teruhashi.
“I can see through you. You’re not worthy of Kusuo,” said Kusuke.
Teruhashi froze. No one had ever spoken to her like that.
“You thought you could fool me?” said Kusuke. “Well, it’s to be expected. You probably have been pampered your whole life because of your looks. But Kusuo is on a different level.”
“Hey!” said (Y/N), glaring at him. “Leave Kokomi alone!” Even if they knew Teruhashi didn’t have a chance with Saiki, Kusuke was just being mean.
I realize now why I don’t like this guy, thought Teruhashi, staring at Kusuke with wide, shocked eyes. He hasn’t gasped even once since meeting me. There’s never been anyone who wasn’t interested in me.
“Come on, Kokomi. Let’s leave this jerk,” said (Y/N), taking Teruhashi’s hand. Kusuke had been unnecessarily cruel, and (Y/N) wasn’t going to stand around while their friend was hurt.
“Don’t look at me like that, Kusuo,” said Kusuke as Saiki glared. “I was just teasing her. We both know only one person is worthy of you, and that’s because they aren’t shallow and have some real spirit! They stand up to everyone! That’s some real power against a monster like you.”
Saiki ignored the insults directed at him and the compliments towards (Y/N). (He wasn’t sure whether to be pleased that his entire family liked (Y/N) or irritated that even his annoying brother liked them).
“Kokomi?” said (Y/N), gazing at their friend in worry. They still held her hand.
I’ve never felt such shame. I won’t forgive him! declared Teruhashi. She sniffled, and a tear fell. “I—I never meant to—”
“Sorry, I know you’re a talented actress, too,” said Kusuke, looking past the crying. But everyone else was glaring at him as the crowd noticed the perfect pretty girl crying. “What’s going on? These people are surrounding us.”
“They’re surrounding you. Not us,” said Saiki, taking (Y/N)’s hand and pulling them back as the crowd advanced on Kusuke.
My secret pretty girl technique, Angel Tears! thought Teruhashi.
“Who do you think you are?!” shouted the crowd. “You made Teruhashi cry!” They rushed Kusuke.
“Are these all her boyfriends?” he remarked.
“We’ll bash your head in!” cried the crowd.
“Kusuo? (Y/N)?” Kusuke sweat-dropped and looked at them.
“What do you want us to do?” said Saiki, deadpan.
“Get him!” The crowd jumped onto Kusuke.
“Wow, he was defeated by Kokomi,” said (Y/N), impressed.
“And there’s a perfect distraction.” Saiki pulled (Y/N) through the crowd as Teruhashi watched her “hard work” proudly.
“Shouldn’t we be worried about Kusuke?” said (Y/N), looking back at the crowd.
“He’ll be fine. He always has a plan,” said Saiki.
“Fair enough,” chuckled (Y/N). “And he does deserve a little bit of fear for being so mean.”
Saiki smirked. He agreed. And, now, as he pulled (Y/N) far away from Teruhashi and her fans, he could really enjoy the New Year Festival. With (Y/N) and only (Y/N).
“We should go on the Ferris Wheel,” said (Y/N) excitedly, squeezing his hand.
“Okay.” Anything they wanted, they were getting.
And so, he let them lead him to the line and watched them grin out the window of the compartment all the way to the top. (Y/N) smiled as they saw the city spread out before them, all the people small and faraway.
“So pretty,” they said, smiling.
“Very,” agreed Saiki. But he wasn’t looking at the view. No, he was looking at the smile on (Y/N)’s face. And, unable to help himself—why would he when they looked so handsome in the golden light of the sun—he leaned and kissed their cheek.
(Y/N)’s cheeks warmed, they turned towards him, and, before he could pull back, (Y/N) kissed him. Saiki happily kissed back.
A perfect New Years.
What could be better than this?
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“We have a problem,” said Saiki as the lunch bell rang.
“Huh?” said (Y/N). “Are you alright?”
“Rifuta is going to try to confess to me,” said Saiki.
“Uh-oh,” said (Y/N). They had forgotten about Rifuta developing a crush on Saiki (though they also knew that Rifuta 100% also had a crush on Teruhashi and was a bit confused).
“Let’s leave to eat lunch before she gets here,” said Saiki.
“Got it,” said (Y/N), grabbing their bento box and following Saiki out. They took the long way around the school and headed to the yard. There were too many people around for Rifuta to confess, so that was good.
“I’ve been using my telepathy to give her dreams so that she hates me, but it’s not working,” said Saiki.
“She and Kokomi are very single-minded,” said (Y/N). They paused. “But I think that Rifuta is just a bit confused. Maybe if you get her to realize she’s head-over-heels for Kokomi more than she is for you, that’ll help?”
“…She’d hate me for Teruhashi liking me, and then my reputation would be ruined,” said Saiki.
“Fair point.” (Y/N) winced. They’d seen Kusuke get dragged away by people who were angry that Teruhashi was upset, and they didn’t want to see what would happen to Saiki if he upset Rifuta—it wouldn’t be as bad as upsetting Teruhashi, but it wasn’t preferable. “So what do we do?”
“I don’t know,” said Saiki.
“…What if we acted closer?” said (Y/N).
Saiki looked at them. “What?”
“If Rifuta thinks you’re dating someone, she’ll back off. She’s just competing with Teruhashi, not really interested in you, so it could help,” said (Y/N). They waved their hands. “I-It doesn’t have to be me so it’s not obvious we’re really dating, we can get Miko or something, but it’s just an idea—”
“Let’s do it.” Saiki was desperate to get Rifuta off his back, and maybe being unavailable would explain his “unbelievable” disinterest in Rifuta.
“Okay, I’ll text Miko—”
“No, you and me.”
“Are you sure? If she really believes we’re dating, that’s another person finding out,” said (Y/N). “And it could get out that we’re dating—”
“If it does, it does. It has to happen at some point,” said Saiki.
The blowback from Teruhashi and the craziness of people finding out would be troublesome, but if it meant just being himself with (Y/N), in public, then he was fine with it. (Y/N) and Saiki both knew their relationship as their business and no one else’s, but they supposed it would have to happen at some point.
Plus, this could begin to get the idea of them dating into people’s heads so when it finally came out it made a sense. It eased people into it so they didn’t freak. (Honestly, it was fairly obvious to the audience that they liked one another, so why wouldn’t it be for people in the story?)
“Okay,” said (Y/N). “Then we’ll act affectionate to get Rifuta to realize you’re not interested for a real reason.”
Saiki nodded.
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(Y/N) counted to ten as Saiki entered the lobby of the school to get his shoes. Rifuta was waiting for him, and he had walked right by her. Now it was their turn. They were a little giddy at the idea of being affectionate with Saiki in public. They weren’t a huge PDA person, and they didn’t care about people knowing they were dating—they didn’t act much differently than they had before except for being sweeter and kissing—but this was still fun.
Alright. Here we go.
“Kusuo!” (Y/N) smiled as they rounded the corner and walked up to Saiki. They took his hand. “Are you ready to go out?” They leaned in, their head on his shoulder.
“What?” Rifuta couldn’t help but speak aloud as she stared at the sight. He’s got a partner?! Really? No way!
“I am,” said Saiki, brushing their hair from their face affectionately. “Let’s go.”
“Saiki! Is that your partner?” said Rifuta, getting right to it. Her hands were on her hips as she looked between the pair.
Didn’t expect her to be so direct. I guess someone else is really finding out today.
“I am,” said (Y/N), smiling.
“Your Teruhashi’s friend and are dating him?” said Rifuta, hands on her hips.
“Hm? What does Teruhashi have to do with who’s dating him?” said (Y/N), tilting their head in “confusion.”
They don’t know Teruhashi likes him?! Oh, no! How will Teruhashi feel?!
Saiki heard Rifuta’s thoughts and blinked. (Y/N)’s analysis of a suppressed crush on Teruhashi was correct.
“W-Well, uh, doesn’t your friend know?” said Rifuta, trying to cover.
“I think relationships are very private. Don’t you?” said (Y/N), smiling and friendly as ever.
“I, uh, I guess—” Rifuta was growing confused by her worry for Teruhashi and how to react to (Y/N) still being sweet as usual. No thoughts of liking Saiki herself came to her mind—Saiki was pleased by that. I don’t feel jealousy, hate, or anything. Weird. I’m just confused. I guess I don’t like him after all?
Looks like it went well, thought Saiki.
But then why do I still feel so upset? Why does my stomach hurt? Why do I keep thinking about how Teruhashi will react to this? thought Rifuta.
“Uh, oh, Kusuo, Kokomi’s coming,” said (Y/N), seeing a glow appearing at the end of the hall. “I don’t think we can risk her finding out.” Her crush was still so steady that the blowback to their friendship would be horrendous.
Oh, no! Teruhashi is coming! She’ll see them together! I have to do something!
What?
Rifuta shoved (Y/N) and Saiki forward, and they stumbled into the storage closet. She slammed it closed behind them and stood in front.
…Huh?
I did not see that coming.
“Oh, Imu!” said Teruhashi, spotting her friend. “Long time no see.”
“Y-Yes,” said Rifuta, growing nervous.
“What’s was that?” whispered (Y/N), looking at Saiki.
“I don’t know.” He supported himself by his arms, but they were still incredibly close in the cramped closet. “Ask the girl who shoved us in here.”
“Are you on your way home?” said Teruhashi, smiling.
“Yes, I’ll be leaving soon, too,” said Rifuta. Why did I cover for them? Because she would be sad if she saw?
“Let’s go home together!” Teruhashi grinned and linked her arm with Rifuta’s.
Rifuta blushed, and her heart pounded. She’s so close! Wow! Shaking her head, she pulled away. No, no way! If you think everything is fine, you’re mistaken! She steeled herself and looked at Teruhashi. “Do you like Saiki, Teruhashi?” If she admits she likes him, I’ll open the door and show her! I’ll make you cry your eyes out!
Saiki and (Y/N)’s eyes widened. If they were found like this and their relationship came out—Oh, boy. Teruhashi would be upset, and they’d be hunted down for the rest of their days.
Nervously, Teruhashi blushed. “Y-yes. I’ve never really liked a boy before, so I’m not sure, but I think I do.”
“Why? Was it love at first sight?” said Rifuta.
“No. I was the opposite,” said Teruhashi. “At first, I didn’t like how he was never attracted to me. I was so angry with him that I couldn’t stop thinking about him.”
I see. I get it now, thought Rifuta.
I knew it was the idea of someone not treating her as a pretty thing to look at, thought (Y/N). Teruhashi needed to be valued as more than her looks, and Saiki was the first person to look at her without paying attention to her appearance, which was attractive to her.
Teruhashi! I love you! Rifuta hugged Teruhashi suddenly.
“Not what I expected,” murmured Saiki.
“Huh?” said (Y/N).
“She loves Teruhashi,” said Saiki. “You were right.”
I’ll never beat her beauty and kindness! Rifuta held Teruhashi close.
“What’s going on, Imu?” asked Teruhashi, confused.
I’m so hopeless! I love her! Rifuta smiled with a wide smile.
“I knew it,” asid (Y/N), smiling.
“What’s the matter?” asked Teruhashi.
I felt such anger because Saiki didn’t choose Teruhashi, but now I’m so relieved you weren’t taken from me. “I’m rooting for you!” said Rifuta. Even if she was lying a bit, she wanted Teruhashi to be in a fulfilling relationship. “I want you to be happy!”
“What’s gotten into you?” asked Teruhashi, worried at the sudden change in attitude.
“This is so much worse,” said Saiki.
“It’s nothing. Let’s go home together,” said Rifuta.
“She’s going to help Teruhashi,” groaned Saiki as Rifuta and Teruhashi walked away from the closet.
“Uh-oh. I guess this backfired a bit?” said (Y/N), wincing. “Sorry. It was my idea.”
Saiki shook his head. “It’s fine. Rifuta just had a realization. It had to happen at some point.”
“Who else would be someone’s gay awakening?” laughed (Y/N) slightly. They reached for the door handle. “At least we can leave now and one less person has a crush on you. And we didn’t get found in here. That would have been a scandal.”
“Scandalous, huh?” Saiki smirked slightly.
(Y/N) looked at his expression. “Uh, Kusuo? You alright?”
Saiki leaned in and kissed them. (Y/N) was surprised but kissed back—they weren’t saying no to a kiss from Saiki. One of his hands supporting himself went to their waist and pulled them closer. (Y/N)’s felt the pressure and smiled into the kiss. Their hands rose and tangled into his hair as he kissed them.
When the passionate kiss ended, Saiki leaned his forehead against theirs. “That is scandalous.”
(Y/N) looked at him, breathless. “When did you become a flirt?”
Saiki just smiled, leaned back in, and kissed them.
“We—” kiss “—have—” kiss “—to—” kiss “—go—” kiss “—home—” (Y/N) spoke between kisses.
Effortlessly, Saiki teleported them and their belongings back to his house, all the while continuing to kiss them. “There. Let me kiss you.”
(Y/N) laughed, pulled him in, and kissed him.
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