#i actually do think it's more likely to be love (or luv) than bruv too as i don't hear the b sound

[pynkhues]

https://x.com/meanstosuffer/status/1854546210763260161

i may have missed it but did you ever weigh in on the "love" vs "though" debate here? I'm american (sigh), i have no idea, i keep hearing it both ways

still love that sam talked about going to the same restaurant with jacob every night for a meal he simply described as "really nice", not earth-shattering or anything, and then said that would be his last meal

Haha, I have, but it was a while ago! Personally, I do hear Jacob hitting a hard 'V' which makes me think it's more likely to be 'love' than 'though', but I could also hear it being something like 'bruv' too. Either way, it's a cute moment in a cute interview!

[imolelalade]

Timeline of Love 1960

(Alternate title: Me hyperfixtating on the method and time that Nifemi and HB 1960 [her Earth's variant of Hobie Brown] got together)

Small A/N: This is not Hobie from ATSV but a variant of him, from Earth-1960, my spidersona, Nifemi’s Earth, so he might be a bit OC in a few areas. But I take creative liberty in that. This can also count as an ocxcanon to an extent, if you do not like, do not read.

HB 1960 is a British foreign exchange student, that for some reason decided to move to Nigeria to finish up his studies and whatnot (I’ll clean this up later) 

Of course considence, considence Hobie ends up in the same uni as Nifemi

(Quick Nigerian schooling breakdown/ I’ll do a more in depth one later 😙)

Primary School- Reception [3-4 years old] to Year 6 [10 years old]

Secondary School- JS1 [11 years old] - SS3 [16 years old]

University [17 to about 21 depending on your course]

Now, now, Nifemi isn’t the type to fall for looks immediately

She feels like that’s kind of superficial 

I mean, she’ll look at someone and think ‘oh they’re cute’ but it’s more of a passing glance thing, you know

So you know how HB gets her?

His accent. 

Lawd have mercy, this man’s barely understandable thickk Cockney accent has this girl faster on the floor than you can even process.

I’m talking, she fell in love with his voice before she even got a good look at his face

Basically what happened:

Lecturer: Class, we have a new student joining us today”

HB: ‘Ello bruvs

Nifemi: *down bad speechless before this man even uttered his name*

(I can honestly go on a 3k worded rant about just how fine I think Hobie Brown’s accent is but *sigh* sadly, that shall be for another time)

And Nifemi wasn’t the only one who fell for HB

In my opinion, HB seems like that one guy that every girl in school knows about, and has a crush on, but this man, this rat-bastard of a man, is so fucking oblivious to every advance towards him

I’m talking Adrien Agreste level of obliviousness

Like a random girl would come up to him and flirt with him, but it’s like this guy doesn’t know what flirting is

Meanwhile Nifemi is down bad for this guy

I’m talking staring at this man, lovesick, thinking about this boy, down bad.

HB catches her staring a few times and just finds it kind of silly

“You good luv?” 

*nervous nod*

“A'ight”

Miss girl is actually pathetic (I love her so much)

Due to a series of paired group projects and whatnot, they eventually become friends and start hanging out.

Nifemi introduces HB to Bolatito (her little sister) and Miles 1960 (Miles variant and Bolatito’s boyfriend) and the 4 of them become a kind of like quartet. (Boom, friendgroup)

Bolatito, of course, IMMEDIATELY knows that Nifemi has a crush on Hobie:

“Look at you.”

“Biko, free me”

“You liiike him”

“I do not-” 

“Hey luvs”

“...”

“Ehen. you were saying?”

HB and Bolatito form this kind of big bro and annoying little sister relationship, so basically Bolatito has already accepted him as part of the family in a way (I’ll explore this further later)

And with the law of association, Hobie and Miles of course become bros (Big bro, Lil’ bro in every universe)

So Bolatito just teases Nifemi and HB continues to remain oblivious to everything

That is until:

HB starts to also have a crush on her.

He just finds her adorable

She gets flustered when he talks to her, like she’s a nervous mess b/c remember this girl is with him for his voice. (LAWD HAVE MERCY HIS VOICE, ARRRGGGHHH *actually on my knees right now*)

Plus despite her being closed off in certain areas

she’s sweet and nice and helpful

But she also takes absolutely no nonsense

No, like she would actually start to rage if you piss her off too much or you’re just being a jerk or a bully

In fact, his crush on her soldified when he saw her cursing the absolute shit out of one of those classic uni idiots

Also without realizing it, Nifemi switches to Yoruba when she gets strong emotions, so basically picture this:

We have Hobie that the only time talks to Nifemi she’s sweet and nice and flustered as hell

And now he sees the same girl cursing the shit out of someone in a language he doesn’t even understand

And girly is going off on this guy

“Oloshi,  ṣebe you don’t have sense? Mama no born nothing inside that your head, oloriburuku. S'onsiere ni? Ko ni da fun e…”

Girl is bringing out everything in the book and HB is just like: 😳

My man’s down BAAAD

And so Nifemi and Hobie enter the awkward friend phase

With HB liking her and is unknowingly making this girl so flustered, while still being so fucking oblivious and not realizing that she likes him back

And with Nifemi being too shy and emotionally constipated to actually confess, with the mindset of “Why the hell would he even like me back?”, so just continuing to be a flustered mess around him

And Bolatito and Miles just being lovey dovey in the background and lovingly sharing a bucket of popcorn while watching this trainwreck.

That’s where Bolatito comes in

Girlypop is the wingwoman of wingwomen doing all the classic annoying sister shit:

-Making excuses for all of them to hangout

-Inviting Miles over for “double dates”

-Techflower conveniently “disapperaring” at random times leaving the two oblivious idjits alone

-Bolatito and Miles are basically the Alya and Nino of this universe with Nifemi and HB being Marinette and Adrien.

This continues until finally, finally, HB and Nifemi get the hint and finally get together.

And then 4 of them are all a happy, lovey-dovey friend group

Well, at least until Nifemi’s canon event

But that’s for another post

If you’re still here after all my delusions, thanks for reading😘

[writingwithadinosaur]

“Fireproof” - Part 4

“Fireproof” - Part 4

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Eggsy Unwin x Reader

Word Count: 1,632

Key: Y/N = Your Name, Y/L/N = Your Last Name, H/C = Your Hair Color, E/C = Your Eye Color

Warnings: Cursing? Let me know if I missed anything!

Summary: After a genetic mutation showed itself about 5 years ago, you became a Kingsman and worked alongside some of the best agents: Your father, Merlin, Roxy, and Eggsy. When you are assigned a mission with Eggsy, things flare up.

Author’s Note: So this is my first Kingsman fic. I had this idea at 2AM when I was working on packing up my stuff for moving. I know it’s a bit out there, but I hope you give it a chance.

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- DreaSaurusREX

When you woke up the next morning, you were alone. It took a second for you to wonder if last night really happened or not. But then you felt the two bandages on your chest and knew that last night had actually happened. Then you remembered hearing what Eggsy had said to you before falling asleep.

“I promise I will always be there to help you whenever you need me, sweetheart. I love you, (Y/N/N).”

It went through your head on repeat. Your heartbeat getting faster and faster as it sank in. Eggsy had feelings for you. You were on cloud nine until you realized that you had to get ready for your mission today. Talking to Eggsy about your feelings right now would surely make this mission more difficult than it should be. So you decided to keep your mouth shut and wait until you both were back home, and safe, to bring up that conversation.

Somehow silencing your brain, you were able to find your clothes for the day and quickly pack up your last minute things. After double checking your bag, you went downstairs to make some breakfast. Walking into the kitchen, you were shocked to see Eggsy over the stovetop, attempting to make pancakes.

He didn’t hear you enter, so you just leaned against the wall and watched him struggle with yet another pancake. This was the second one in a row that he had somehow burnt and then failed to flip it on the other side. You couldn’t stand to see another pancake be wasted.

“Having some trouble there, Eggsy?” He jumped and nearly knocked over his mug that was on the counter next to him. He quickly tried to recover and look casual, but you just ended up giggling and moving over to the stove; taking over for him.

“These fuckers are harder to make than they seem!”

“Uh-huh.” You nodded and then made one perfect one your first try, earning a playfully angry look from Eggsy.

You began the process of making enough pancakes for the two of you while he made you a cup of coffee just how you like it. He also decided to cut up some fruit for the two of you. As the two of you enjoyed breakfast, you didn’t know how to start a conversation. You were thinking too much about last night; how he helped you and what he said…

Luckily, Eggsy broke the silence and helped ease your mind.

“This pancakes are amazing, (Y/N/N). You have got to show me how you do it one day.” He smiled at you and then took another bite.

“Sounds like a plan.” You smiled back. When your eyes met his, they were different. You were certain it was the aftereffects of last night, but this was not the time to have that discussion. So you found a segue.

“Speaking of plan, we need to talk about today.” You picked up one of the files that you had brought to breakfast. You wanted to go over the mission with Eggsy before you got there. Have some sort of idea of how to deal with Arkady Popov.

The two of you spent the rest of your meal coming up with a general plan for the mission. Eggsy goes in and scopes everything out, you watch through his glasses, and he follows your directions. You would have a layout of the entire building on one of your screens alongside another screen that had live feed from his glasses and yet another screen that would show live feed from any cameras that Eggsy placed or you hacked into. You would be in charge of figuring out how to get into Arkady’s system and stopping his attempt at a culling.

After cleaning up a bit, you two got your bags and boarded the jet. Neither one of you had to fly it. Since Merlin wasn’t going to be on this mission with you, he constructed an autopilot system. If there was any sort of problem or danger, you could override the system and fly it yourself. You didn’t do as much field work like Eggsy, so Merlin thought it would be important to train you in many other areas, one of which being how to fly many different types of aircrafts.

Once the jet was in the air, the two of you prepared for what was to come when you landed. Eggsy got dressed in his suit and took a look at the various weapons that were stored on the plane. You were happy to see that the computer setup was similar to the ones you had worked on in the past. Opening it all up about an hour into the flight, you saw a couple of files sent from Merlin. One was titled “Galahad” and the other was titled “Branwyn.”

“Eggsy, I’m sending you info from Merlin. Read it as soon as you can.”

“Will do, (Y/N/N).” You looked back at him. He was fiddling with his umbrella, looking incredibly handsome in his Kingsman suit. You couldn’t help but gaze at him for a moment, he looked up and caught you. “Like what you see, sweetheart?”

“Oh! Um...  Yes. You look rather handsome in your suit.” You tried to quickly make the conversation not as weird as you thought it was. “But your tie is wonky. C’mere.” You waved him over as you stood up. He walked over and got close, but not too close. You gingerly took his tie in your fingers and fiddled with it until you thought it was smooth and straight.

As you did so, Eggsy couldn’t help but watch your focused gaze. You looked beautiful no matter what, but seeing you so gentle while helping him enhanced that in his head. You were a good girl, it was no wonder he loved you.

“There. Much better. Now, I have to look over the notes from Merlin and get the computers ready. As soon as we land and you head out, I’m gonna get to work on hacking into the cameras and whatever else I can without getting caught. I sent your notes to you, read them and then I guess just relax? We got another hour or two in the air.”

With that, Eggsy just nodded and sat down in the seat closest to the computers, facing you, pulling out a tablet and beginning to read. You read your notes and then began to get the computers up and running. You figured you would send a message to Merlin saying that you received his files and that you are almost to your destination.

What you didn’t see was Eggsy catching glimpses of you. He loved seeing you so focused and ready for work. You were even gentle with the keyboards and various screens in front of you. He was watching your hands quickly and delicately typing away. It boggled him that just yesterday, he saw these same hands covered in flames. Not that it changed his feelings towards you, it’s just that he was still trying to really absorb it.

Apparently he had been staring for a bit. You had finished your message to Merlin and caught him staring.

“You okay there, bruv?” 

“Hmm? Oh. Yeah. I’m good.” Eggsy chuckled at your use of the nickname “bruv.” It wasn’t something you usually said; only around him as a sort of joke. “You?”

“Yeah. I think I’m gonna lay down. If something pops up on the computer, let me know?”

“Alright.” You stood up to walk to one of the comfy chairs when Eggsy stood up as well, catching your hand in his. “When are we gonna talk about this?” You froze. You really didn’t want to deal with this right now.

“Honestly, I’d rather not talk about it until after the mission. If that’s alright.” Eggsy paused before nodding.

“Okay. We’ll just wait. I’ll take you out to that restaurant I told you about and we can talk it out then, yeah?” He smirked at you, waiting for an answer. It wasn’t his typical smirk; it was a mix of a smirk and a true smile. You couldn’t help but smile back.

“Sounds like a plan.” His smile grew a bit bigger.

“Go relax, luv.” You nodded and he kissed your head before letting go of your hand and sitting back down.

About an hour later, you heard the computer beeping, which meant you were getting close. Getting back to your computer, you typed in some information to send to the men waiting on the ground. You needed an access code in order to land in their facility. Holding your breath, you waited for them to accept it before getting up and acting as if you were flying the plane.

Landing was easy. When you were clear, you stood up to go back to the computer. Eggsy was waiting to be let out of the door and gently grabbed your arm as you walked by.

“Is my tie alright?” He had a smirk on his face and you lightly giggled.

“Yes. It looks fine.” You patted his tie down a bit before taking in a deep breath and feeling a wave of anxiety wash over you. Not enough for an attack, but enough to unnerve you.

“Please be safe, Eggsy. I need you alive.”

“I’m not leavin’ anytime soon.” He kissed your head and then kept going. “Plus, I got that dinner to be at. Can’t miss that.”

Both of you smiling, you pulled him into a hug. You feared for the worst. Eggsy could sense this and hugged you a bit tighter. It wasn’t a long hug because the plane door began to unlock and open. Looking back at you, Eggsy threw a wink at you.

“Time to go save the world. Again.”

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[dreams-of-a-lark]

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violence tw

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So this was all about rejected advances?  Emre’s lip curled as Lark taunted the other man with…well, with himself, really.  How much Mason wanted him, and how much Lark rejected him for it.  And subsequently, how much Mason then seemed to carry this lust-diverted blue-balled resentment-candle burning for Lark, for all this time.  It was like one of those shows on Netflix, about beautiful young white people and their messy love-lives.

Well.  Emre had to admit watching it live was far better than anything on the telly.

And for a moment it seemed like Lark was going to make it out of there with dignity in tact, then Mason had to go sling manure into Lark’s eyes.  Emre stood then, knowing it was going downhill fast.  He assessed the situation - Mason seemed earth-attuned, and Kaden was the lackey, doing whatever Mason ordered - out of apprehension, fear, peer-pressure, it didn’t really matter.  Emre knew he had to move swiftly, before Kaden noticed him and called him out.

Emre circled around to Mason, scampering up behind him.  Mason was about to bury a punch right into Lark’s stomach, but Emre got to him first.

“Mason, look–!!” was the most Kaden got to say, before Emre’s arm wrapped around Mason’s jaw, wrenching his head backwards. He lined his cutlass up against his stretched neck, before Mason had a chance to use his brute strength and pull away.  One move now, and he’d slice his own neck against the blade.

“Shit!” Kaden exclaimed and jostled Lark in alarm, unsure what to do now.

“Oi oi, watch it, luv, watch it,” Emre’s one was sharp, overly-friendly and soft.  “Haven’t you two lads had enough of that naughty play?  All this shit - too kinky, even for me.  Oi Lark - you alright, bruv?”

Mason wheezed - even with earth resiliency, a blade still cut flesh, and blood trickled out.  Kaden released Lark, and stumbled back, hands in the air.  “I don’t want any trouble,” he said, tail tucked.  “Mason, we should just go.”

“Listen to Kaden.  Man’s actually talking sense,” Emre whispered.  It was tempting, to get sadistic.  Put Mason on his knees maybe, slice him up, make the man debase himself and apologize to Lark.  Emre’s blood was up, and he loved the feeling of humiliating others, breaking them down, watching them blubber and cry.  But…

…that was old Emre, of course.  New shiny island Emre was a nice guy.

Once Lark was released, Emre reluctantly shoved Mason forward, and backed up next to Lark.

“I’m taking my mate Lark to get his face cleaned up, yeah?  Mason - that’s your name right?  Right, listen mate.  Go wank off to some other fucked fantasy, then.  Our little Lark’s off-limits from now on, yeah.  Don’t fix your mouth about him, don’t reach your dick over him, don’t even think about him. So I say.”

☁︎☽☀︎︎☾☁︎︎

This was it. He was about to get the living shit kicked out of him by a bitter bastard with a Napoleon complex. Foolish to think he could almost hold his own. Embarrassing how little it took to incapacitate him. He kept struggling, trying to get the air around him moving fast enough to stave the men off, but it did little more than blow dirt around them.

At the back of his mind something nagged like he’d forgotten some crucial information, but it was impossible to comprehend it with the distracting stinging in his eyes. Movement shifted toward him and he braced for impact, but there was another set of footsteps approaching too. Light and swift.

Emre. He’d gotten so caught up in this fight he’d completely forgotten Emre was nearby. But it wasn’t his job to be a hero. Lark hadn’t asked for that, he didn’t want it, he didn’t need it… or rather, he didn’t want to need it. Disappointment washed over him as he recognised this horrible pattern of needing to be saved. Constantly. When would he ever get the chance to return the favor? Could he ever help the people he cared about if he couldn’t even help himself?

He heard Kaden start to warn Mason and then a scuffle. Then that unmistakable Cockney snark. “Bit blind at present, but other than that… yeah. Peachy.” Lark replied when Emre asked if he was alright. There was the subtlest sound of a blade nicking skin and Kaden released him, blubbering like a scared little boy.

More shuffling. Then Emre’s voice beside him, laying down a warning for both men to heed. Despite the pain, the other’s defensive tone did elicit a little blushing smile out of Lark.

A scoff came in response. “So you say? You got lucky here, pal. I’m not scared of you. And this,” Mason grunted, “isn’t over.”

“Yes it is, Mason. We’re done here.” Kaden corrected, “Sorry, we won’t bother you anymore.”

Retreating and murmured arguing. Lark chose to ignore it this time and made no effort to reply, he was too humiliated to. When the men were gone he rubbed at his eyes, but it only made it worse, “Bloody, bollocking, bollocks. Fuck, mate.”

He felt around the air for Emre, catching hold of his arm, “Emre, that you? I heard a cut. You alright? I don’t know what you did, but I think it’s safe to say you’re my regular knight in shining armor.” Which made Lark the damsel in distress yet again. How many times would he have to be saved? How long would it be until someone got seriously hurt getting him out of a sticky situation? The question terrified him, but he tried his best not to show it. “Thanks for stepping in, you really didn’t have to. I… I owe you.”

A sigh, “Dammit. I really thought I had them for a moment there.” Squinting his eyes, he sucked air through his teeth as he tried to open them properly. It burned like fresh hell. “Can’t see fuck all, you got any water on you or something to wash this shit out?”

[roman-winter]

all of the sex+romance headcanons for ELI

holy FUCK that was a lot. HOPE U ENJOY IT BRUV.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?

ANDREW-SEXUAL. but actually pan af.

💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?

he lost his virginity in high school sophomore year to one of the guys on the football team when he was a hot ass popular girl. and then he went on to sleep with most of the other guys on the team too, but also the girls on the cheer squad too

😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date?

for sure, and has many times in the past before he met andrew. if he wanted someone, he never really saw any reason to play coy or beat around the bush

😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?

eli is the most straight up person ever, so when he was still dating around, he was almost always the person to do the asking.

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?

he liked both, really, but he never had a problem being the one asking.

😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?

put a bat up his ass. but actually like there’s a big ass blood kink that emerges after the first murder happens. he loves him some wax play, and he’s also into other kinds of pain play, except for choking as i mentioned b4. he’s into vaguely public sex too, still, even now; mostly just sex in nontraditional places. but like he really just loves doing whatever andrew wants to do, and he’s pretty much open to trying anything at least once before saying he’s not into it

💬 When did my muse go on their first date?

his first date ever in high school he went to the movies with one of the guys on the football team, and it was a double date with another guy on the football team and one of the cheerleaders he was friends with. the date was find and ended well and he had a nice time, but then he ended up sleeping with the cheerleader a few weeks later so they were the real winners in that sitch

💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?

at this point in life, his ideal date probably isn’t even much of a date at all, but more of like chilling with andrew in their lovely beautiful home with melody, making a nice dinner and then taking a bath together with any number of lush bath bombs. he does love going out for a nice dinner with andrew, and he’s also very into cute picnics in the park when it’s nice during the summer, but honestly he’s pretty lowkey especially now after so many years of being together. his ideal date is any date in which he’s around andrew

💗 Has my muse ever been in love?

YUP, HAS BEEN FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS AND STILL GOING STRONG. i think he probs had one or two relationships before andrew where he was in love with the other person, but he wasn’t really good at committing to relationships so they didn’t work out obviously

👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?

you know, just the one that he’s had for nearly 30 years, no biggie.

👰 Would my muse ever get married?

i guess so…..

🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?

the wedding that they had was completely perfect. nothing too big, surrounded by the people that they both loved, a celebration of their love. he wouldn’t have had it any other way tbh and he’s a big sap who still loves looking at the wedding pics and getting a little teary just thinking about how much he still loves andrew

🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?

a switch, but he does like being the dom with andrew, espeically since he’s a complete pushover in every day life when it comes to him, so it’s really fun to take charge and boss him around when they’re having sex

🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?

it was a little awkward, like most first times, and it was definitely at like a high school party in someone else’s parents bed. he had fun, though, and learned that he super loved giving head which is always good to know. def didn’t have an orgasm, which was kind of a disappointment to him because he’s def one of those people who had already perfected the art of giving himself an orgasm by that point. they dated for a little while, so things got better, but this is definitely the guy that led him to being like “well maybe i should check out girls” and then he was like THIS IS GREAT

🎆 Is my muse into monogamy?

he is so, so into monogamy, even though he never really thought he would be

💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?

i think it’s def something he would’ve tried if the opportunity and the right people had come up, but it didn’t happen, and now he doesn’t want anyone but andrew, so probably not something he’s interested in anymore

🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?

100% yes. he HAS before. idk if it’s something that he would do now, unless it was a thing that was discussed at length with andrew and they were both completely in agreement about what it meant, but i don’t think it’s something he would suggest now, because andrew is more than enough for him

👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public?

YES. MANY TIMES. AND WOULD AGAIN. they luv their dangerous sex. half of the fun is the potential for getting caught, and eli is super super turned on by that possibility. i mean, they have perfected the art of the quickie mostly for public sex purposes

💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

he’s only had one real heartbreak and it was with this girl he was dating senior year of high school. they were bffs before and then started dating right towards the end and it was going to be great and they were going to try to make a long distance open relationship work, but then she got really freaked out over eli moving to chicago for college and not being able to see him or anything and she broke it off like right before graduation. he was heartbroken for like weeks, and it took a while to get over, but now he’s glad it happened since it meant that he was more than ready for andrew when he showed up his sophomore year

💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?

literally everything that andrew is. mostly it has to do with supportiveness and willingness to listen, because eli is such an emotional and open person that really needs to be able to talk about things to feel okay. but literally at this point, if you asked him, he’d just say ANDREW

💋 How many people has my muse slept with?

A LOT OF PEOPLE. like definitely more than average, definitely double digits, but idk how many exactly bc i’m really bad at knowing how many is an excessive amount

👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around?

he was the type to sleep around before he met andrew, but then he slowly found himself having less and less desire to sleep with other people so he eventually stopped and just stuck with andrew. but before that he was like the damn queen of sleeping around, doing whatever he wanted when he wanted, and just having a great time doing it

👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner?

NEVER. he was all about free love before he met andrew, but now there’s no one he would ever want to sleep with besides him.

😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?

that first boyfriend that he had was definitely the worst in both regards, but mostly just because they were both inexperienced high school kids who were dating each other and sleeping with each other because that was what you did in high school and they were both popular so it made sense. it wasn’t horrible, but the sex definitely wasn’t fulfilling for eli, and the guy wasn’t very interesting

💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?

nah, his fam is loaded anyway, and he’s way too much of a sap to ever successfully use someone for something like that.

👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex?

maybe he would lie and say he’ll hide all of the lemon bars from andrew if they don’t have a little morning fun, but he doesn’t mean it. he’s a horrible liar, it wouldn’t work.

👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex?

def not. even before andrew, it was all about doing exactly what you want, when you want. he wouldn’t make someone do something they didn’t want to EVER.

🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush?

timothy olyphant he’s pretty damn obsessed with winona ryder and would probably melt if he ever saw her in person, like he’s been in love with her since the 80s. but also hugh jackman too.

🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?

HE WOULDN’T CHEAT ON ANDREW, SO THE ANSWER IS ANDREW but he wants everyone to know that he’s sleeping with andrew sooooo

💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand?

he had a lot of one night stands his first year of college and he had a good time with them. he had a few more sophomore year, but then things changed when andrew came around and he got way less interested in that sort of thing, even if he tried to keep it going for a bit.

💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?

eli fuckin LOVES valentine’s day, because he’s a big sap and loves doing things for andrew. any chance to be overly romantic is his favorite thing ever and so he’s one of those ppl who plans valentine’s day like weeks in advances. it’s not like a surprise thing usually, though, because he wants andrew to enjoy it as much as him, so i feel like it’s very much like a joint effort to decide what they wanna do, but then he throws in a bunch of cute surprises throughout the day, and probably leaves valentine’s on his desk in his classroom, or like has zeke deliver flowers to him and shit

💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

it’s a lot about the way he says things, how comfortable he feels teasing and joking around with andrew. the fact that he would drop everything to do something for him and do it gladly. being able to sit around with him in silence, no need for any words, just existing together without feeling the need for words. cooking andrew’s favorite things when he’s had a bad day or just seems a little off. buying his favorite lush things as a treat. always texting him when sunny brings in his lemon bars and setting aside a few for him, even though he would never eat them himself. just being completely unselfconscious about his feelings for him, telling other people his favorite things about andrew, and when he’s around his complete inability to keep his hands off of andrew, even just casual touches. HE JUST LOVES ANDREW SO FUCKIN MUCH.