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NO! NOOOOOOO!
#i actually despise him now#idk why#i used to be so obsessed w him#and now#i fucking hate his guts#HELP#જ⁀➴ mail: received#jill bean!!
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can't believe I forgot to post this wip here anyway please send help
#im so deep in radioapple hell you guys have no idea they snuck up on me i didn't expect this#like actually i despised them at first and now i think about them constantly#and like i know the reason is bc i like exploring al's aroace identity (and lucifers bc i hc him as aroace also)#but also like????how did i get here????#radioapple#wip#hazbin hotel#still figuring out their designs alas i dont draw alastor that much despite the fact that i have also become embarrassingly attached to him#still trying to deny the alastor enjoyer allegations to varying degrees of success#anyway kisses to the bridge of the nose are so underrated
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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.
#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN#Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags
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#PEOPLE ON THIS STUPID FUCKING APP ACTING LIKE THEY'RE THE PARAGON OF ROMANCE?? EXCUSE ME?? THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP IS BASED OFF WEI WUXIANS#SELFISH NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM HIS PAST DEEDS AND THE CONSEQUENCES THEY'VE HAD (jiang cheng) AND THEN LAN WANGJI BEING FREAKISHLY SEXUALLY#OBSESSED WITH HIMIT'S ALL ABOUT LAN WANGJILAN WANGJI WHO HAS ACTUALLY PRACTICALLY NEVER SUFFERED COMPARED TO OTHER CHARACTERS BUT EVERYONE#IN THIS STUPID FUCKING FANDOM BABIES HIM BECAUSE UWU SAD HUSBAND 😔😔😔 HE'S SUFFERED SO MUCH FROM THE ABSENCE OF THE MAN WHO KILLED#THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE 😔😔😔😔BUT YAY NOW HE GETS TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE CLOUD RECESSES WHERE HE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISREABLE AND#HAVE NO FRIENDS BUT HE'S STILL SOMEWHAT HAPPY BECAUSE HE'S HIDDEN AWAY FROM ANYONE WHO IS (rightfully) ANGRY AT HIM AND HAS NOW SUCCESSFULL#REMOVED HIMSELF FROM ANY AND ALL DIFFICULT/COMPLEX RELATIONSHIPS HIS ACTIONS AND DECISIONS HAVE HAD A DIRECT PART IN MAKING#FUCKING HELL#i hate wx#i genuinely despise it#anti wangxian
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#I MAY BE MOVING???????????????????????#listen my dad.........offered to let me live with him for a bit................bc its a WHOLE lot easier to get a job where he lives than#where my mom lives...........and while it will be cramped and id be sleeping on his living room floor...........id be living so close to#the beach............to places always hiring..........within walking distance so i dont need to worry about a car..............i wouldnt#have to pay rent...............i also despise where i live now bc its bible belt lite and 6 of my neighbors have trump signs#one actually has a whole ass flag they fly directly next to their usa flag but i digress#i adore where my dad lives i love it so much AND its less than half an hour from where my grandparents live#and i know for a fact theyd love having me closer to them and staying with them on weekends#idk im really considering this and esp after all the traveling ive been doing i am BrokeTM and i need to get something lined up#as soon as physically possible. esp if i somehow do end up getting into a grad school in the uk i will need money saved up#IDK IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF MOVING!!!!! BEACH I LOVE U SO MUCH!!!!!!!!#personal
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Hot take incoming but Makoto is one of the characters where everybody focuses on only one of his crimes, which is arguably actually the most justified out of all his actions, while ignoring pretty much. Everything else.
Like sorry but I don't think turning people into food was That Bad considering homunculi need human meat in order to live, they literally die if they don't eat it - it's either A. no humans get killed, and in turn all of Kanai Ward dies, or B. humans die and get turned into meatbuns, and Kanai Ward gets to exist. You could argue that the defective homunculi weren't really supposed to exist anyway but like, they do now so what. Makoto is also a homunculus, of course he probably sympathizes more with the other homunculi instead of the humans (that put them there in the first place) of course he's gonna choose KW over approx. a million humans.
If that was me in that situation I'll do the same thing fuck them bun filling lmao sorry I'm not saying it would be the best choice but it's one literally most people would choose anyway because like. What can you do, it sucks, moving on.
Substitutes for human flesh are possible to create (thank you ramen guy) but it'd require him to seek help from others which would require him to tell them the truth which fuck no. Like in that regard I believe he should be allowed to kill whoever he wants actually!
What actually makes me go 🤨 about him is everything else he's doing. Or not doing - aside from providing food and rain clouds, aka only a portion the bare necessities, he's doing absolutely nothing for Kanai Ward, especially Dohya District. He lives in the most expensive looking penthouse I ever laid my eyes upon, there is so much he could do with all of his billions, like, I don't know, at least unflood the Dohya District do you remember the Dohya District it appeared once in chapter 3 I believe.
Also your city has a poverty crisis the population's like 10% rich bitch working for ✨Amaterasu✨ 90% i live in a sewer i have like 8 shien. Please stop saying you love KW like every othet sentence and actually do something I'm begging you I'm poking you with a stick right now.
Say what you want about Yomi but he was so real for telling Makoto he's not doing shit, only ever instance in rc where the guy is like.... somewhat correct. I was about to say something else but I stopped myself because I have a healthy amount of Fear.
Apparently Makoto's love for all homunculi doesn't extend to Kurumi though, a teenage girl, after he just dumps her along with Yuma in the restricted area for no reason whatsoever, endangering her severely. He also risked her finding out she was eating human flesh for three years straight, the only reason she didn't go into the freezer was because Yuma was there to tell her there was nothing there. There was no reason for Makoto to drag her along to be the audience to his epic showdown with his DNA donor.
I'm not mad at him for that though, that was so fucking hilarious, the fuck?? What is wrong with him <3333
Since I know somebody is going to say that Yomi existing severely limits what Makoto can actually do, which is fair to some extent, but like... Was Yomi holding a gun to his head and telling him he's gonna execute the hostages if he tries to unflood Dohya? Was he? Yomi controls the peacekeepers, he doesn't control where Amaterasu money gets donated. Yomi (and by extension, the peacekeepers - Yomi is, as I see it, the personification of everything wrong with the Amaterasu Corporation cops peacekeepers anyway) can be blamed for a large portion of everything wrong with Kanai Ward, but not the entirety of it; and Makoto can't be, either. Blaming everything on Yomi is not only just wrong, but also the most boring answer possible.
Speaking of -- Makoto didn't even care about all the abuse of power Yomi was commiting the entire time. According to him, "If all Yomi did was throw his weight around, that would have been fine, but [forgot the exact phrasing, but he says him trying to leak homunculus information was where he had to step in]", so you can't even give him points for being a Yomi hater! Sad. Anyway here's how makoyomi worsties can still win
Do I dislike Makoto? No not really. I don't really care about him as much as other people tend to, but he's fun when you let him be his silly (ominous) self. The atrocities are a part of him and I decided they're funny. Actually wait I changed my mind I love him now.
#cool motive still billionaire! now if you'll excuse me (starts daydreaming makoyomi one sided hate sex)#I don't even think Makoto hates Yomi nor does he lie about loving every citizen of Kanai Ward-#Which means Yomi is included in that. It'd be hypocritical otherwise to claim that. Besides Makoto doesn't even act like he despises Yomi#He's just very mad with him. For a good reason.#Oh wait actually he DOES have an exception to the ''i love all of KW'' and it's Kurumi#How DARE she stand next to Yuma in that one scene. THROW HER INTO THE DAMPEST DARKEST PIT IN THE RESTRICTED AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!#mine#rain code#makoto kagutsuchi#I did not proofread this at all hope the words here actually mean something👍👍
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do u guys remember this pla au where i shoved mob psycho characters into legend arceus and then in an ask i answered abt it i decided on a whim that ingo would stay in the universe and be teru's mentor. do u guys remember that cuz i do
#qktalks#i forgot to connect their speech bubbles in some places ignore that.it's messy ill mix it#teruki hanazawa#mp100 teruki#ingo#subway boss ingo#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#no art tag this time im aiming to doodle more and finish them up later but for now im tired </3#this concept is.fucking hysterical to me#like there's branches i could take to make this au rly unnecessarily painful and i Will take them#but this ? this is staying bc it's rly fucking funny#ingo would Despise the way pre-mob teru thinks abt everything#the guy takes the kid under his wing bc 1) Where Are His Parents and 2) this kid kinda sucks.#let's teach him good morals! uh oh. it's been two years and he hasn't listened to a goddamn thing i've said#teru treats pkmn like tools and doesn't even stop to think abt whether or not they're sentient at all#and ingo values relationships w pkmn above most other things i'd like to think#teru talks about pokemon like he's talking about how much mileage he'll get out of a car. ingo does not like this#but teru . is stubborn and difficult. and it isn't until mob comes along that he actually starts listening#when teru n mob fight it's like he suddenly understands everything ingo has been telling him for ages#and ingo would ADORE mob when he meets him. he'd be so grateful to him for getting teru to see the wonders in pkmn#that means ingo would also have to meet reigen eventually. and god that is hilarious#it's also just rly funny bc even tho this is a crossover the mp100 characters are not isekai'd in#but ingo is. he's just Some Guy from the future. there r mp100 characters here and he is still the outlier.#idk that's just. fuck that's funny#im reaching the 30 tag limit oh no#that hasn't happened in a while . whoops. ok bye <3
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On your drawing tags, you said Gilbert chopped off Klaus' braid! D: I want the story!!
OK SO-
There's a premise to be made before I start, which is that I consider Gilbert to have started as "Teutonic Knights" and Klaus as "Prussia". For the first ~100 years or so of their lives they had extremely different experiences and were treated basically in opposite ways by the people they represented. Klaus had also a prussian name at first, given to him by the people there [I still haven't decided on it yet, sorry, but for a bit of lore nowadays only like 4 people other than him remember it: Lithuania, Poland, 2p Russia and Gilbert (who refused to learn it at first)].
Now, crusaders were absolutely not holy people, but due to his position as representative of the order I do believe Gilbert was held to higher conduct and moral standards than a normal brother. He had to be perfect, the honour of the order was placed on his shoulders and no day passed without someone reminding him his duties, both in the face of men and in the face of God. There was close to no praise for him, he didn't deserve to be praised just because he did his duty. Sprinkle in some catholic guilt tripping and you get my idea for Gilbert as Teutonic Knights. Combat was basically his only outlet and it's not a good coping mechanism at all.
Klaus on the other hand was regarded as a treasure from the gods and treated with care and respect. He had the chance to act as a child, to be someone's "son" and considered the priests as one would a family.
He has quite a nice "childhood", even more so if compared to his counterpart.
Gilbert was really harsh to him, even more than the other people in the order. To him Klaus was an eyesore: he didn't know how to behave, he didn't know the language and worse than anything not only he looked weak, he WAS weak, more than Gil was at least.
Klaus long hair was just unacceptable for a knight, he had to cut it and become an example to everybody else, as it was intended for him. When Klaus refused Gil cut his braid off with a knife (or something knife adjacent). It happened shortly after Klaus was forced to join the knights and from there onward, for a century or so, he was not allowed to grow it longer than his chin.
Then Aleksey happened but that's another story, for another time.
#aph#hws#aph prussia#hws prussia#2p prussia#aph teutonic knights#hws teutonic knights#headcanon#Please forgive the lengthy answer I've been brain-rotting on these characters for 10+ years now#(I'll also add a lil thing here in the tags about Gil and Klaus#Here because it's something I added very recently as I found stuff I've been headcanoning for Klaus for years actually plays very well wit#some more canon aspects of Gilbert#Klaus likes to humm or sing when he's in a good mood or while working and Gilbert despised it#Official excuse from Gilbert is that Klaus is annoying but that thing specifically reminds him of knights Templar#And it hurts him too fucking much (but he's not emotionally mature enough to realise it yet)#Finding out knights Templar exists in hetalia finally pushed me back into the abyss
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Reminded myself that Laura's home is still waiting there inside Wall Maria and is still filled with all their belongings. Not a house she used to live in like in Stohess, but a home she was trying to make. Nothing of Laura's from her childhood / everything was new, most things belonging to Rickard, most hand made, things for their child to be ━ she can't even visit his grave, I don't think she can physically force herself near that house when Wall Maria is recovered.
#ℒ ༺ ☾⋆* headcanon. ✧. ┊ such a rift between them ◞#(do what you want with it she just can't see that place. no one has to know it was hers.)#(god but also. would want to return his belongings to his remaining family)#(OF WHO she also can't face. so she's gonna have other people do it instead)#(laura who refuses to go anywhere that's going to make her cry because that is what she is the most)#(torn about. stuff with her family? a bit normalised even if she knows it's messed up and despises it)#(but she managed to overcome that. never can she do the same with her biggest regret. and failure. and loss)#(not many things scare her but that- revisiting and feeling all of that does. also why she shuts it out completely)#(and pretends like that life never existed in the first place)#(I was on my multi and was making icons then I got thinking about her because maximum brainrot)#(a short period of time actually /together/ but she also spent her cadet / survey corp years with him)#(but man that 6-7 months+ they were a family and now I am sad)#(AND IT'S DEAD TO HER because she can't cope)
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the screencap redraw is. happening 😈😈😈😈
#it might just be the 1 am talking but i actually kinda love tom’s face here#it’s not him 100% but it has my spin on it!! and i like that!!!!#gonna fix everything wrong with it in the morning now i just bask in the joy of having actually drawn something i don't deeply despise
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So you know how Harumi doesn't want anybody to end up like her? But there are multiple times where she goes against this, & basically harms kids by letting evil reign? Yeah, I'm going to talk a little about that, but a situation I don't see many people talking about.
So, Harumi is sided with Vangelis, who enslaves people, in order to get her vengestone. And it's pretty obvious she knows he enslaves people, based on the fact that he literally told her that he has Munce & Geckles working in his dungeons.
Technically, by buying his Vengestone & helping keep his mines open, she in a way is helping families get torn apart & separated.
Btw, I don't hate Harumi, it's just funny how she can be such a hypocrite when it comes to stopping people from becoming like her.
#ninjago#ninjago harumi#ninjago vangelis#When my OC first meets Harumi she actually despises her due to the fact that she sided with Vangelis#and let me tell you my OC hates Vangelis. Even though Vangelis doesn't know she exists#I mean in my AU he doesn't even know he's a fake Skull Sorcerer (for various reasons) but that doesn't mean that he's not a horrible person#Nor does it mean that my OC will ever sympathize with him. Because she won't#She'll later grow close to Harumi once she realizes that Harumi's actually changed & is a good guy now
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oohhh royal knight in training subaru and prince hokke oohhghh
#they have been in my mind can you guess#but like listen#mr akehoshi died in a war led by seiya(king) 10 years ago and now subaru is following the steps of his father#so seiya has a soft spot for him although subaru hates the monarchy for that and onlydoes that bc its the best high income job he can do to#support his mother#also hokke just despises his monarchy duties and one day he is going out of the castle by himself and subaru is like what is this idiot doin#and subaru is like 'Hey you dumbass! where are you going on your own?' and hokke is like 'dont you know who i am? learn some manners before#speaking to me!!' and subaru is like 'of course i know who you are! you are stealing my horse where the hell are you going you clown of a#prince!!!!!!#and hokke ignores him but he actually doesnt know what he is doing so subaru just runs behind him#and after a while hokke gives up and explains that he doesn't want to be a prince so he decided to escape and subaru is like ?? this guy??#and concludes it must be a rebellious phase because he was borned with a silver spoon and just wants to create problems for himself#so he tells him that the life outside the palace is horrible and hokke should appreaciate his life more. everyone would want to be the princ#hokke thinks for a moment and concludes that no. subaru is wrong. and subaru is starting to get annoyed so he sends hokke to the palace#(but in their argument he acutally stole some jewelry of hokke so he sells those to help shinonon the poor guy selling milk and newspaper#and the next day hokke goes to him like 'you stole from me give them back' and subaru is like 'i thought you wouldnt notice. you dont need#them anyway'#and they start arguing again.#chiaki (subaru's knight trainer) sees them and later says to subaru that they seem close#and subaru is like 'no we dont!! he is a selfish jerk who only thinks of himself!' and chiaki thinks he is the only person subaru has gotten#close to#bc hokke doesn't like interacting with guards or maids or anything that has to do with the castle either#so chiaki is like me thinks#so they keep doing sbhk shenanigans and they mutually warm up to each other#at one point hokke brings jewels to subaru personally so he can sell them in the city and sometimes subaru bri#subaru brings hokke to the city in some of their getaways. normal citicens dont know he is the prince just some noble bc of his clothes and#good manners. which subaru doesnt have.#at some point hokke is impressed by subaru's knowledge and he confesses that his father used to steal books from the royal library and then#thought him and his mother and it makes hokke think that they are quite similar#mr hidaka seiya is pretty glad hokke is getting along with subaru since he appreciated mr akehoshi a lot
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I find it so fucking funny how when I was in my undertale phases, like everyone, Sans was my favorite character, now I CAN'T FUCKING STAND HIM. LIKE. HOOOOOHHHOHOHOHOHH I HATE HIM. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. I GET SO VISUALLY ANGRY WHEN HE'S ON THE SCREEN THAT IT MAKES ME LOWKEY HATE THE GAME BUT I GOTTA GO BACK BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETIONIST.
#I LOOK AT SANS AND JUST#'I HATE YOU#I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH#I WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR NONEXISTENT LUNGS#I DESPISE YOU#I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE YOU'#Imma be honest it's probably how because I always got/still do get compared to his fangirls when I'm being a harlot for characters-- 😭#By the way#If you hate selfshippers#I hope you grow as a person#Because it's such scummy behavior#Let people have fun#Don't be a judgmental dick#Because there is someone behind that screen when you spew your judgmental venom#And they do get hurt#I would know#I've been on the receiving end#It absolutely sucks and really can damage a person#Sans fangirls are childish yes but jesus fucking christ let people have fun#I know when I played Oni I got hella possessive and protective over Momotarou#That was actually the reason I hated Mirotarou at first!#As we know I now adore them#But I was incredibly possessive when I was a baby player and realized I loved him#So yea#Anti-self shippers#Please grow as a person#And if not#Please fuck off#Because I'm a positive safe space and literally have an alt acc for people to have fun and selfship#People shouldn't be ashamed or judged over loving a fictional character
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in whatever i have going on with my durge there's basically an extended family like we have iustitia that i consider as the older sibling, their twin sister prudentia, then there's the dragonborn durge, and then there's orin as the younger sibling and i imagine them all sitting at a table for lunch with blood or whatever rocks their boat with iustitia at the head of the table trying her best to ignore the knifes throwing from one side to the other and the insults like in some cartoonish type of fashion until they lose their temper and go (slams fist on the table) enough! orin you are indeed a freak, dragon brother you are a necrophile so jot that down, prudentia stop trying to eat my butler and everyone just shut the fuck up for a moment i'm trying to think of the ways i can fuck an elder brain
#rena.txt#sorry this is so weird of me i never talk of durge on here i'm on a streak today#i like all the potential of the fucked upfamily dynamics and that's all it's literally awakening some interest for my durge in me finally#at this point i should come up with a name for the dragondurge since i'm adopting him in my canon#also titi is very fond of prudentia and actually relies a lot on dragonbrother and considers him her right hand while she has a pretty much#disinterest for orin (they say they don't Get her while they also never tried to actually understand her) and there's a slightly veiled#despise there that titi herself doesn't control and leads to orin despising them back. i think she sees them as some kind of figure to#look up to but in a complicated way so the fact they love each of their siblings BUT her makes orin lose it very badly. like isn't she#worthy of the love like everyone else? which also plays a big part on the later tadpolization of titi like are u proud of me yet my kin? <3#+ her killing both prudentia and dragonbrother so maybe NOW iustitia will have a free spot for orin in their heart..for her and her only#okay i'm done i need to be normal rn#oc: iustitia#oc: prudentia#this goes into their tags so i don't forgor..
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sometimes i get slightly annoyed that wesker isn’t popular on re tik tok but then i remember tik tok leon fans exist and i thank the lord they haven’t gotten their hands on wesker yet
#a twt post of some pinterest comments made a chunk of my brain fall out of my head#like girl he likes ada get over it 😭 ur not ‘delulu’ like eat my asshole#leon is one of my lesser liked characters because of them like i used to love him but they lowkey ruined him for me#i can only really somewhat like him when actually playing#like i loved him in 4r and then the weirdos showed up and i barely like him anymore#it’s like can you like one thing about him that isn’t his looks please#maybe don’t go after his face model who actually despises y’all now bc ur so weird??#sorry to the normal leon simps cause the obsessive ones r kinda ruining it for y’all 😭
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@asteritm / continued from here
party pooper. oh hey clarice, it's nice to hear from you! how are you? how's life? i'm doing really well, thanks for asking! crunch anything tasty lately? party pooper. drop the first t in texting, throw in an s actually. and he's still getting the hang of it but he can't get better without practice you know. what better time to do it when he's supposed to be paying attention? party pooper. — on a scale of one to five, how bad is it? one being distracted but functioning and five being cannot carry a conversation to save his life? i have to know, for record keeping purposes, and then yes — i might give him some breathing room. do you know how fun it is to drive a man a little insane with a picture or two? i bet you do, one way or the other. party pooper. whatcha talking about? anything fun?
[sms] handle with caution. gods, you even text the same. no wonder you two fuck like rabbits, it must be like screwing a mirror for him. not to impugn your good looks by comparison, darling — and of course, i'm delighted that you're well. how goes your training in ... whatever it is he claims to be teaching you? CS.
[sms] handle with caution. yes, yes, i'm well aware of the context. and the contents. and his password, much to his dismay. artfully posed, by the way; what i wouldn't give to have your body. CS.
[sms] handle with caution. oh please, child. it's the easiest game in the world. with men, you'll reach the madhouse long before you could ever hope to reach the truth, every time. and no, i cannot think of anything i would rather do less than rate the depths of john constantine's lust, thank you ever so much for asking. CS.
[sms] handle with caution. business of course, what else? although that particular discussion seems to have effectively stalled, at present, thank you again. as much delightful nostalgia and secondhand embarrassment as i'm finding in the ... sordid details of your extracurricular activities, need i point out, to you of all people, that it would be far more professional to get it on on your own time? rather than, for example, mine? CS.
[sms] handle with caution. [IMG ATTACHMENT] besides, your man here is already averaging a 3.5 over little more than a tasteful glimpse of cleavage and a quarter-body shot — i'm sure you can do better than that. than him, for that matter. CS.
[sms] handle with caution. i know, i know, dreadful of me. and i did say i wouldn't pry. the heart wants what it wants, i suppose, regardless of such ... trivial hurdles as simple rational thought. i can relate to that, at least, but i do wish you'd let me set you up with at least one of the more ... lucrative matches on hand. after all, even if it didn't pan out, it couldn't hurt to keep up at least an appearance of availability, in your position, hm? CS.
#asteritm#clarice (a vampire of youthful essence): what i wouldn't GIVE to have your body#me (laughing nervously): like. like figuratively orrr......#also this woman wrote 'i'm delighted' with a completely straight face i just need to put that out there for posterity's sake#god i LOVE writing this nasty bitch already but the end of every sentence feels so SLIMY!!!#remember how u were talking about lilly having to hear all the shit people say about john? clarice is definitely one of those people#although whether she does it to provoke a reaction or because she actually despises him......who can say really. definitely not john#clarice vc: i've all but adopted you already girlie and now you want to make JOHN CONSTANTINE my SON IN LAW? EUGH.#(2nd tinier clarice vc: if you're not as serious about him as he is about you? i'm coming after you. teehee)#CLARICE TXT. ( a death defier hanging on a burning tether line. )#CLARICE V.01. ( HELLBLAZER. )#CLARICE ARC 01. ( THE BLOODY CONSTANTINES. ) w. ( asteritm & talentforlying. )
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