#i NEED him to be real

[loulooser]

WHY WONT YOU ADOPT ME?!?

Young Silco

[canyonlouist]

biker sylus I'm on my knees for you

can't stop thinking about him winning every round and mc giving him a well deserved award😔

[thatonepeppi]

gale dekarios from water deep from fartrune: i love my cat, cooking and chess! i love to read by the ocean and write poetry in my grand townhome in one of the largest and richest cities on the sword coast. and i have a great relationship with my mother. i am smart, witty, but also so so kind and genuinely caring, did i also mention i have self worth issues?

me: i want you. carnally.

[just-a-drawing-bean]

Guys can I have a life sized shoulder rider please

[poppyplate]

i may start sobbing violently

edit: i forgot his shoulder wings :')

whoops

[feralriverwater]

Been playing lots of Pokemon Sword, and I love this little bnuuy

[cult-princess]

forgive me lord i am on my JPM bullshit 🧎🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

[smninthisworldd]

SINCE i am an amazing person, i decided to give y’all a special sneak peek of the third chapter of ‘babysitter next door’ i’m writing. keep in mind that this is still a draft soooo if you see any issues, this is not proofread… yet!

ALSO, please let me know what you think of the entire fic! are y’all liking it? is there something you’d add or change? please lmk! 🤍

here you go, horny bitches ⬇️

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All König could think about was how it would feel to kiss her cheeks, her forehead, the tip of her nose. Her hands, her shoulders, her neck, her back, and all the way down her body. Every single inch of her. He wouldn’t allow his lips not to cover her whole body in kisses. Kisses that would turn into nibbles and small bites around her most sensitive areas, that he would acknowledge once he got the opportunity, and he would mark her with the shape of his teeth. Bites that would turn into hickies. On her neck. Collarbone. Chest. Thighs.

How easily he could pick her up and push her against the wall of any room into his apartment. Messily place her on the table and consume her as his breakfast, lunch, dinner. How easily he could throw her on his bed, pin her down and take her wrists into one hand, while the other would be occupied into making her squirm underneath him.

How gorgeous Jas would look if he bent her over, handcuffing her with his hand, pushing her close to the edge again and again and pushing her head down on the sheets, blowing her brains out and hearing those sweet, heavenly moans and whimpers escaping her mouth. How her hands would grip the sheets above her head. How he would press his chest against her back, moving her hair out of her face and gathering it into a ponytail in his fist to pull it, his hips grinding against hers. Pounding into her.

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see you in the next chapter, pookies 😌

[the-tiniest-demigod]

taste would be such a wild thing for kinito i think

so many different flavors and textures, he'd be the kind of person that'll try anything at least once. the very SECOND his taste buds develop he is eating the first thing he can find, which could backfire in soo many ways [choking, either from eating too fast or misformed teeth, the flavor being too much for him, the food being spoiled/not food at all, overeating, etc etc] there are SOO many downsides of him leaving the computer but also SOOO many perks

[og post]

[lykangutz]

Make this man real pls pls pls pls pls splslspslplsplsplspls

[keplerbyte]

I have plans I cannot share with you bc the haters with sabotage me...

[marisashinx]

Yuya Nendoroid Concept!

[tr4sh-pl4nt]

Teehee!!! (full art below cut)

[loveliest-joy]

I’ve never wanted a fictional man more than I’ve wanted Terry Bruno from Law and Order SVU. Like???? It’s becoming a problem. Make that man a part of the main cast. I want to see him in the credits, main cast photo, in every episode. I need him.

[faretheeoscar]

Oscar Isaac as Santiago Garcia - Triple Frontier

[gingisauce]

Ok random, and not exactly an ask, but I am so tempted to turn another ut!au into a JD I just don't know who

fatal error. fatal error you should do fatal error as a jd