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I'm gone. Deceased! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SCRAPE ME OFF THE SIDEWALK! THE WALLS! BECAUSE HE'S HERE! IT'S HIM! MY LOVE! MY BABY! MY BOO! 🥰🥰😍😍😍 OMGOMGOMGOMG! HE SO CUTE! I CANNOT! THE BEADHEAD! THE HEADBAND! THE PJ'S! THE DORM MOTIF PILLOWS! THE TINY DIAMOND PATTERN ON HIS SHEETS!🫠🫠🫠🫠 HIS MORNING ROUTINE LIKE HE STREAMING ON MAGICAM!! I NEEED IT ALL! I WANT IT ALL! I DON'T THINK ILL EVER RECOVER!🥴🥴🥴🥴 SJSJJEKAOKAL INEEDHIMVISCERALLY! I NEED HIM IN WAYD I CANNOT DESCRIBE! BECAUSE! BABY! HONEY! HE'S SLAYING!!😖😖😖😭😭😭😭
[TWST JP] SSR Cater [Relaxing In My Room] groovy and sprites! 🎉
#im obsessed#im going insane#i can die happy now#let me live in my delusions#i need him in ways that i cannot describe#i love them so much#i need him to be real#i wanna hug him so bad#and kiss him#and that forehead#i cant do this#sobs and cries#twisted wonderland#cater diamond#twst jp#twst spoilers#twst cater diamond#twst cater#cater twst#twst birthday#twst gacha#twst gameplay#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twist disney#disney twist#twistedwonderland#twst#reblog
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biker sylus I'm on my knees for you
can't stop thinking about him winning every round and mc giving him a well deserved award😔
#I can't stop thinking about him i'm so serious#i need him to be REAL#to be honest if he were real I wouldn't even dare to cough in his direction#one look into those red eyes and I'd pee myself#sylus lnds#sylus#sylus love and deepspace#love and deepspace#lnds sylus#love and deepspace otome#sylus x reader#sylus x mc#lads sylus
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"Hey Boomy what are you thinking about?"
Schlatt with glasses.... ooughh ...
#i need a lobotomy#jschlatt#schlatt#oough#i need him to be real#chuckle sammy#he's so handsome#and pretty#pretty fucking lovely to look at#goddamn#!!!#boomy wont shut up
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gale dekarios from water deep from fartrune: i love my cat, cooking and chess! i love to read by the ocean and write poetry in my grand townhome in one of the largest and richest cities on the sword coast. and i have a great relationship with my mother. i am smart, witty, but also so so kind and genuinely caring, did i also mention i have self worth issues?
me: i want you. carnally.
#you don’t understand#it’s not even funny enymore#i need him to be real#when is my isekai journey going to happen im waiting#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#peppi talks#bg3#bg3 gale#gale bg3#gale baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3
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Guys can I have a life sized shoulder rider please
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I LITERALLY CABT I NEED PERCY JACKSON SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY OML HES SARCASTIC, SMART, FUNNY, AND 6’0 😫
#percy jackson#pjo#loml#crush#i want him#fictional characters#i need him#i need him to be real#i cant take it anymore#percy jackson x reader#pjo fandom
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i may start sobbing violently
edit: i forgot his shoulder wings :')
whoops
#guys he's everything to me#i need him to be real#hades game#hades game 2#hades 2#hypnos hades#hades hypnos#hades fanart#hades 2 fanart#fanart#art#digital art
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Been playing lots of Pokemon Sword, and I love this little bnuuy
#help#i need him to be real#he will be my cuddle buddy#art#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#Pokemon#Pokemon art#Pokemon fanart#pokemon sword and shield#Pokemon sword#Pokemon shield#Scorbunny#Scorbunny Pokemon#raboot#cinderace#Scorbunny art#Scorbunny fanart#fire#pokemon galar#galar region#galar starters#i want to put him in a microwave
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Hawks won the poll in my last post and I’m preening about it bc that winged man is a SWITCH.
Nsfw under the cut, MDNI!!!
Keigo can be pretty dominant if he feels like it. Wrapping his arms around you and pulling off whatever you have, then pushing you into a mating press on the bed and making you (and your hole) scream. He knows how to make you feel good, but bro will tease the ever living shit out of you until you’re sobbing and begging.
Keigo is loud in bed too, doesn’t matter if he’s dominant or not, he will talk you through it and let out pretty moans and groans the entire time.
But he absolutely gets louder when he bottoms.
And it’s not hard to get him under you either.
Rub up on his wings, whisper pretty nothings to him, tell him how much you love him, and he is MELTING. Keigo loves being teased too, either by edging or not even touching his weeping cock. Mans is a muncher, sit on his face and actually sit on it and he will be thanking you for weeks. Playing with his wings at all will make him whiny and beg more too. I think that Keigo would be loud enough to get a few sound complaints from neighbors, but it’s not like he’s gonna stop. He just wants you to know you make him feel good :/
“Come on pretty bird, I know you can handle it~”
“Awh, you’re pretty little hole wants me already. Too bad that it’s not gonna get what it wants yet.”
“God baby, please touch me- I’ve been good for you all night.”
“Please song bird- ‘m so close- please just let me cum-“
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Really love collecting a new man to hyperfixate over, especially if it’s a completely different guy from the last or entirely new. The new one is Josh Washington and all I can say is I want him badly.
#josh washington#utd#i want him#i need him#i need his cock#i need him to be real#josh washington until dawn#the old one was Leon Kennedy who’s still here ofc but not my proprity#never forget Leon#until dawn
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forgive me lord i am on my JPM bullshit 🧎🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
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SINCE i am an amazing person, i decided to give y’all a special sneak peek of the third chapter of ‘babysitter next door’ i’m writing. keep in mind that this is still a draft soooo if you see any issues, this is not proofread… yet!
ALSO, please let me know what you think of the entire fic! are y’all liking it? is there something you’d add or change? please lmk! 🤍
here you go, horny bitches ⬇️
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All König could think about was how it would feel to kiss her cheeks, her forehead, the tip of her nose. Her hands, her shoulders, her neck, her back, and all the way down her body. Every single inch of her. He wouldn’t allow his lips not to cover her whole body in kisses. Kisses that would turn into nibbles and small bites around her most sensitive areas, that he would acknowledge once he got the opportunity, and he would mark her with the shape of his teeth. Bites that would turn into hickies. On her neck. Collarbone. Chest. Thighs.
How easily he could pick her up and push her against the wall of any room into his apartment. Messily place her on the table and consume her as his breakfast, lunch, dinner. How easily he could throw her on his bed, pin her down and take her wrists into one hand, while the other would be occupied into making her squirm underneath him.
How gorgeous Jas would look if he bent her over, handcuffing her with his hand, pushing her close to the edge again and again and pushing her head down on the sheets, blowing her brains out and hearing those sweet, heavenly moans and whimpers escaping her mouth. How her hands would grip the sheets above her head. How he would press his chest against her back, moving her hair out of her face and gathering it into a ponytail in his fist to pull it, his hips grinding against hers. Pounding into her.
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see you in the next chapter, pookies 😌
#könig my beloved#könig fanfiction#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#konig#konig smut#smut warning#konig cod#smut imagine#smut writing#smut smut smut#könig call of duty#könig smut#konig imagine#konig mw2#könig#könig modern warfare#konig modern warfare#smut#i need him so fucking bad#i need him to be real#i want him to destroy me#i want him to do unspeakable things to me#i want him to [redacted]#please im begging
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taste would be such a wild thing for kinito i think
so many different flavors and textures, he'd be the kind of person that'll try anything at least once. the very SECOND his taste buds develop he is eating the first thing he can find, which could backfire in soo many ways [choking, either from eating too fast or misformed teeth, the flavor being too much for him, the food being spoiled/not food at all, overeating, etc etc] there are SOO many downsides of him leaving the computer but also SOOO many perks
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#i know i already kinda touched on this in the original post [in the tags]#but i wanted to go into a little more detail#sorry i cant stop thinking about this#i need him to be real#dext#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#kinito my beloved#should i make a tag for this?#i guess it kinda counts as an au but idk'
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Respectfully asking Schlatt to wear more turtlenecks.
Please please please.
#jschlatt#schlatt#i need a lobotomy#oough#chuckle sammy#i need him to be real#im being so normal about this#so handsome#pretty please
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the things i do for simon henriksson
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Make this man real pls pls pls pls pls splslspslplsplsplspls
#fanart#red dead redemption 2#art#arthur morgan#i need him to be real#I need this man to be my father#i’d do anything for him
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