#i LOVE men

[jellyfishhutcherson]

#NEEDTHAT

[fixing-bad-posts]

how life feels when i realise men can be beautiful & kind

[everythingdilfs]

need to be a controversially young girlfriend

[girlypenny]

if you don’t want to brainwash me into a docile, whimpering pet so you can use my holes until i’m dripping cum out of every hole without any resistance, do you really love me?

[littlemsdelulu]

me when i find a new celebrity crush to overly obsess about

[zerodaytesttape]

andre kriegman the ultimate crasher outer

[brokenpuppyy]

i have a problem

i have always defined myself as a feminist even though i was always aware that i was living my life for male approvation.

long ago i discovered my kink for misogyny, patriarchy and that the only thing that turns me on is being humiliated, abused and being a gender traitor

recently i have been watching a lot of misogynystic stuff here and it has definitely reached my brain.

everytime i see a woman, i picture her naked and abused and i have the urge to call her a stupid slut hungry for cock and i can view her only as a sex object pretending to be something else

i have become what i have always hated

but maybe It was meant this way? i can be happy now?

[jellyfishhutcherson]

i have something very innapropriate to say

[fixing-bad-posts]

Men are sick 👍😎. I was watching a video about them and 💕💕💕 overall men are ✨so✨ good 😊😊😊😍😍😍 bro ❣️. Just goes to show you how men are men 👯‍♂️.

[thedogeveryonehates]

🐻💕

[pretty-melissa]

[girlypenny]

i’m sorry for being so stupid, i can’t help it (i have a cunt)

[leasagna-lea]

Magnet elysium....elysium magnet...idk man..whatever

[amymbona]

Challengers is all about admiring and studying male bodies. Perfect for poor little virgins (myself) to discover all the muscles and tendons and bones and whatever is seen. The way their muscles contract and flex and pull. The sounds they make while hitting the ball, the little twitches of Art's brows and Patrick's little smirks. This movie has it all. Every single movement, touch, sound (aside from a much needed blow job scene). It's my personal study, something I wanna write a thesis on because I am just so enamored by the male body, like the two are constantly on my mind.

[themayorautumn]

i apologize (no i don't)

[justgrey]

I have something worse up my sleeve on Vander that idk if im gonna post that includes the shimmered up version of him we see for 10 seconds before he dies and some bussy gobbling if yk what i mean 😈🥱🔥

Vander x Reader - General Relationship HC's

Warnings: Swearing cuz we fukin' balling

Beefy

b e e f y

He gives really great hugs, obviously. He's got so much meat on him that he feels like a really large pillow, and I'm here for it. And if you're reading this, I guess you're for it too 🤷‍♂️

Crazy protective, too. Man doesn't love easily after what happened with Silco, but when he does, mwah, you are not leaving his sight for longer than an hour before someone on his side is just "keeping an eye on you"

Vander loves jokes. Especially dad jokes. Because he's a dad. Please joke with him. Please, his kids always respond with "ughghh" and all he wants is an adoring audience. Please be that for him.

"What's the time?"

"It's... time to get a watch!" *big goofy grin*

"Hah- hahahahhahahahhaahhaahhaha please, Vander."

"Right, sorry. It's a quarter past seven, love."

👉👈

Anyway, Vander loves nicknames. Like, a lot a lot. He loves nicknames. What one's? Great question. Take a guess. He loves playing games with you and this is one of those games

Guess.

If you said anything along the lines of sweetheart, love, sweetie, or honey. You'd be right. He loves using generic nicknames with you because he wants to be as domestic as possible.

He likes to feel like his life is as normal as can be despite it being absolutely the opposite of that. He loves his children, and he loves you, so why not make the most of it? At least, that's what he figures.

The wackiest shit happens sometimes. There's a real mix of interactions in his little family and we living for all of them.

"Can you pass the sa-?"

*glitter bomb explosion from Powder's bunk*

"Oh, for the love of- POWDER, ARE YOU OKAY?!?"

His kids are all extraordinary. Mylo is very charismatic and is able to talk his way out of a lot of trouble, Claggor is great at lifting heavy shit, Vi can punch the daylights out of everyone, and Powder has the potential to be a great inventor someday. His goal is to inspire them all to be the best versions of themselves and to always be kind when they're able to despite living in the meanest area around.

You are also very intertwined with his children's lives to the point where they're basically your kids as well. If you didn't want that, break up with him. He's a package deal. All or nothing.

"Hey... what's that you're tinkering with, Pow Pow?"

"It's a bomb."

"It's a what."

"She means- uhm- it's full of confetti...? For... For Mylo's birthday! Y'know, that's totally coming up soon."

"Wait, my birthday isn't-"

"Yeah, yeah... for Mylo's birthday!" *innocent smile*

"For some reason... i d o n ' t b e l i e v e t h a t . . . Just... just stay out of trouble. As much as possible."

The kids treat you like a member of the family as well if you couldn't tell. They latch onto you, some take longer than others but they all eventually view you as their other parent.

First it was Powder, then it was Claggor, followed by Vi and then Mylo a little later on.

Vander actually wants to make it official with you someday and make you stay with him and his family forever by proposing to you, but with the current state of the Undercity, he may never get to. He's a busy, busy man, trying to hold the Lanes together. Sometimes, he gets too focused on that and forgets to share his attention around when crime is really bad.

But even just being around helps him out 🫡

Thanks gang 👍