#i HAVENT slept properly at ALL

[enluv]

good morning everyone I had the worst night last night and it was all because of a cricket in my room that I can’t find 😐

[tara-the-star]

the choiceless hope in grief by farq [Rated T, 6/6 Chapters, 5903 Words, Complete]

Jean knew that the world outside was better than what he experienced in the Nest, but he didn’t dare to hope for a better life. He was, and forever would be, alone.

Until Renee.

Or, Renee rescues Jean from the Nest.

written for @aftgficwritingmonth & @allforthegamebingo

[jackass-jones]

Recent disney and pixar movies have felt like movies in the way that monster high movies feel like movies. And I don’t want anyone to see this and go “but at least monster high movies are good!” cuz, sure whatever I don’t care, just listen. What I’m saying is these recent disney movies are so forgettable and I don’t think it’s just because of the rise of streaming services fucking up how the films are marketed and viewed, they also feel unbelievably pointless. They feel like movies made around a plot that would be forced into a ten minute episode if it were a cartoon made by smaller creators rn. The plots are so simple I feel like a toddler like I feel like the stakes have gotten increasingly lower and everything is underwhelming. Toy story 4’s big conflict was woody needs to get the plastic spoon back to the little girl. Inside out 2 was the emotions needing to get back to headquarters while riley is just at hockey camp and they learn their lessons in five minutes. Encanto is just mirabelle talking to her family and then singing songs at her. Strange world was a very basic father/son relationship story with no real stakes. The main thing luca wants in luca is a vespa and the main thing mei wants in turning red is concert tickets. Not even gonna glance at wish or lightyear cuz like who watched those what are those movies even for. I can’t remember any of these movies and even the ones I liked are still underwhelming and I walked out of them trying to justify that to myself like “oh well not every movie has to have a crazy plot, sometimes they can be simple”. But it’s like. All their movies now. And the characters are uh, they’re okay in some of them I guess I dunno. And this isn’t even to say that the more beloved older disney movies never had simple plots cuz like look at Cinderella, half of that movie is just animals getting into shenanigans to fill time. But idk, it felt like people actually wanted to make that movie and put love and attention into it. Now these things are just disney pumping out vague emotions that might get them an award while coating everything with this “look at how much money we have” polish

[the-kipsabian]

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[mumintroll]

trying not 2 derive all my happiness from male attention but it does feel good to have attention from males for the first time in 100000 years

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

I know it's a horrible thing to think, but it really just seems like no one cares about me

[pears-trinkets]

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[portallhopper]

Never hyperfixate on stories.

[heartofalifer]

bro the way I'm so mad right now

[uwooyoungs]

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[itsybitchylittlewitchy]

Someone call me a hearse cause I'm deceased ☠️🔥

solo lunch sighting :: 11 july 2023

Tomathy your shirt button's fighting for its life have some mercy--

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @michelleleewise @mochie85 @fictive-sl0th @xorpsbane @ladyofthestayingpower @maple-seed @loopsisloops @joyful-enchantress @acidcasualties @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @mischief2sarawr @simplyholl @vbecker10 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @lokiprompts @give-me-a-moose @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @wheredafandomat @the-lady-amphitrite @sidepartskinnyjeans @caffiend-queen @km-ffluv @kikster606 @lovelysizzlingbluebird @itsybitchylittlewitchy @littlespaceyelf @glitchquake @gigglingtiggerv2 @november-rayne +++

[sadandgeek]

I just came home back from work and I'm so tired all I want to do is put on pyjamas and sleep but I have more things to do and I just want to cry

[phir-milenge]

im so cool for studying for my mid sems in 3 hrs

[dawnofdeathh]

MEEE IM INTERESTED IN SPARKLE X F!READER HATE SMUT✋✋✋✋

FIANLLYT SOMEONE UNDERSTANDSS ME... 😔😔😔😔😔

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Sparke x bloodhound!F!reader hate sex

cw: reader is taller n stronger then sparkle, pussy slapping, strapons, squirting, major injuries mentioned, Sparkle is an obsessed stalker oh and a raging sapphic whos whipped for reader, also badly written smut dont blame me i havent slept properly in 3 days :(

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Imagine your a member of the Bloodhounds and your one of Sparkle's favorite prank victims, and by pranks she means almost breaking every limb of your body multiple times.

but Sparkle cant deny she likes you, alot. she watches you in her free time as you do you duties, patrolling, taking secret naps here and there, lighting a cigarette while on break, and she loves it when you catch a criminal, or someone breaking any rules, oh the way you get so stern and tough as you grab the criminal and push them again the wall... how you punch them down when they put up a fight... ohh all Sparkle can do is watch with a deep blush on her face and a dumb smile on her lips, while her hand slips under her kimonos skirt and passed her underwear....

But you, oh you despise Sparkle with every fiber of your being. those stupid pranks of hers, the way her eyes widened and that manic grin of hers grew everytime she has a thought of ruining everything. it was hateful. but you couldn't help but want to fuck her deep with your strap, shut her up by ramming into her over n over again, push her stupid smiling face in the mattress as she cums for the nth time...

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and thats how Sparkle found herself in your bed, three of your fingers stuffed in her wet hole as she grips into your arm, digging her nails on your flesh, she bite her bottom lip as her eyes rolled back, her face flushed red... the loud wet sqeulching sound echoed in the room with Sparkles loud and throaty moans. your teeth sinking into her neck, feeling her walls squeeze your fingers.. roughly, you add the fourth finger, amazed at the big stretch of her once tight hole... perfect for your thick strap...

as you position your strap again her hole, her ass up in the air and her grinning face glancing at you, push in with zero time for her to ajuust to the size and start ramming deep inside her, her moans growing high and desperate, you smirked to yourself, finally that bitch gets what she deserves, her eyes rolling to the back of her head, her tongue looling out as drool dripped down her chin, your hand grips at her hair, tugging slightly and push her face deeper inside as your thrusts pick up the pace and go deeper.. then you flip her over on her back, a loud sqeul ripping though her throat when you land a slap on her swollen clit, clear liquid squirting all over your lower half and her legs.. you let out a scoff and pull out.. leaving her wet and needy for more...

[rosescarlette]

-> Sleep now! <-

"Honey it's 11pm. Sleep now."

Said zhongli sharply. Zhongli is a person who manages his schedule and there you are.. chaotic.

"Which means I still have an hour .. so.. I can still game!"

"Might I remaind my dear beloved mortal wife what happened once?"

You were embarrassed.. that day you had done all your projects just BEFORE the day it had to be submitted. They gave you AN ENTIRE WEEK to do it yet.. you chose to do it on the last few hours. It was finished. Because you like to procastinate and not to mdntion you already havent slept for two days properly. The process during finishing the project wasn't quite pleasant. You had started at 8pm exact without eating any snacks neither did you drink water. When zhongli came back at 9pm he was very surprised on how you were finishing a project. The thing was he was always the one to cook. So when he saw you in middle of finishing something he decided to ignore for a while until the supper was made. Even after that were you still working restlessly. He grew concerned and decided to help you that was when your independent a- *ahem* independent mindset stopped him saying:

"It's fine I can do this!"

Only for a while later for that to turn into something like...

"THIS IS A DISASTER! IS THAT WHY THEY GAVE A WHOLE WEEK?! AHHHHHHHHH-"

You got cut off by zhongli who had just shoved food into your mouth. You glared at him. But he doesn't care at the moment. He has to make sure his beloved eats 3 meals a day or at least two. If not he would try to let you have some snacks. There is no way that guy is letting you starve yourself. He slowly spoon-fed you UNTIL the plate was over. He doesn't mind doing that. Like I said he's a gentleman. He then later gave you a bottle of water. And left.. only for a while later to find his beloved already sleeping on the desk itself.. he sighed and immediately took you to the bedroom and tucked you in and kissed your forehead. He treats you like his own kid. Anyways then later he decided to finish your project on your behalf.  He does finish the project with full perfection. When you woke up in a panic only it done.. you hugged zhongli and he hugged you back. Well shortly after that you got a message saying that no one has done the project and they have given another week.

After you had remembered this moment.. you were quiet and then..

"Okay... that was before! See me now! I can stay up lon- OW!"

That was when zhongli had jokingly hit your head VERY LIGHTLY in a teasing way since he had seen many couples do it. But after seeing your expression.. he immediately got concerned and immediately asked you..

"Did I hit you too hard? Are you hurt? Is it paining?"

See? He just can't stand when you get hurt. You're a mortal afterall and he's an archon.  And hes thd strongest one of them. His strength is unmatched so.. He's always concerned for your well being because it fears him, you leaving him forever and he just stays there lonely.

"Of course am okay! You just hit me on the head where I was wearing headphones! They're expensive zhongli! Now what would happen-.."

That's it? You said ow because you thought he might break them? Sigh he really doesn't get you sometimes yet he loves you.  He could always buy you new ones which are top branded. (With Childe's money ofc)

He just chuckled and immediately wrapped your waist with his arms. Well you are shorter than him so..  You can't really get out of his grasp. Not to mention he's WAYY STRONGER too. So he just grabbed you by the waist and then just sat you on his lap. You immediately blushed and he always liked to tease you. ALWAYS. With that.. you fighting against him.

"Zhongli let me go!!"

That's when you even started to kick around him. Nah he's not gonna let you. He grabbed your legs and placed them still and just whispered into your ear in a low voice.

"Hm? Why don't we get stable now instead of chaotic? You absolutely do not want me to just grab you and place the.. device.. away form you now do you?.

You stood quiet. You DID NOT want that. So you just stayed there. His breath was tickling your neck and that's when he chuckled and then placed your phone away until..

"Can I play for more 30 mins please? Please zhongli?"

"Absolutely not. I am not letting that..  thing take you away form me."

"PLEASE JUST FOR 10 MIN- wait what? Can you say it again? Like what you just said-"

That's where you got cut off because he lifted you up in a bridal style because he had enough.  You tried to do anything but no. He won't allow you to. He took you to your shared bedroom. When he got to the bedroom with you in his arms.. he immediately layed you down and IMMEDIATELY tightened tighten his arms around you once again. 

"Now... now.. my dear why don't you sleep. Get some rest. Oh and am not letting you go. You're stuck here until I wake up next morning.

"FU-"

"Language."

And he dozed off to sleep. He had turned the air conditioner on and kept it on the lowest setting possible so eventually you were shivering but that bastard won't give you a blanket and he did that ON PURPOSE. So there's no point in waking him up and getting one yourself. You wanna get it yourself? That's whe you have to get out if his grip AND not to make single sound or movement because he is really sensitive to his environment.

Eventually you gave in and just curved yourself I to a ball in his arms and just snuggled closer to his chest. He was warm. VERY WARM. But in a comfortable way..  so in the end you slept comfortably without a single worry..

!!-> BONUS <-!!

Zhongli had wantedly took advantage of this hot weather and use the air conditioner, ofcourse to also get your attention because your stupid a- *ahem*  mindset had always been. Giving the phone attention more than him. He also wantedly made sure there were no blankets near you so he could steal a hug!

Oh and also it was a day off tomorrow so expect him to wake up late. And you're a sleepy head so it's alright!!!

[pr1ncessasuke]

killugon horoscope brainworms

okay no one fkn laugh at me rn but I’m tyring to figure out killua and gon's birth charts rn and its literlally like

okay so, according to the databooks, killua and gon's bdays are may 5th and july 7th so they're taurus and cancer

BUT I wanted to see their whole birth chart compatibility... so I needed their birth locations to do it :sob:x10 so I went to the hxh worldmap like uh, any sane person

so for this part, we don't actually know where killua and gon were born, so I had to make several assumptions:

killua was born in the zoldyck estate, on kukuroo mountain (republic of padokea)

gon was born on whale island

whale island is located in that part of the map (gonna go with this redditor's theory)

so assuming killua was born on kukuroo mountain, he'd be born around algeria according to the hxh wiki

as for gon, we'd have to do a little more sleuthing because the location of whale island is actually unknown. but if we look at the map and do a rough correlation of where whale island is supposed to be in relation to kukuroo mountain (algeria in the real world), gon would be born somewhere in west europe maybe belgium or wales???

anywy, this is getting janky, but I’m too far in at this point so might as well.

compatibility time!! :ooo theres more here but I just pasted the main two. sun (identity), venus (love)

HMMMM.

and welp, even without all my janky sleuthing for the full chart, cancer and taurus on their own is still a thing:

^_^ can u tell I havent slept properly in 2 days