#i GUESS fuck my stupid baka anime life

[ryntarou]

bugs when you lift a rock

☆ closeups below

[filmcel]

donnie darko - the best movie i’ve ever seen. such an interesting depiction of mental health. it’s interesting fuck the director though he’s a dumbass.

prisoners - THE movie to recommend people. idk anyone who has watched it and hated it. it’s so fucking good . tbh jake is like the least interesting part of the movie he’s pretty ugly. paul dano is the goat. the best movie i’ve seen revolving around some mystery. always on my toes always scared. when u think you know u end up being wrong. it gets u.

zodiac - he’s so cute in this movie and that’s as good as it gets. it’s good for one viewing and that’s IT. it’s very interesting has good sequences. but it’s so damn long. i guess if u wanna argue that it wants u to FEEL how they felt waiting so long trying to catch the zodiac killer id say sure fine but also they never even catch him so what’s the point of the movie. idk.

brokeback mountain - no comment

nocturnal animals - this movie is absolutely insane in the worst way. the two main characters r fuxking deranged. jake’s character is deranged for being like that. his weird revenge thing is so strange and it’s uncomfortable. i didn’t get it i didn’t like it i wouldn’t watch again.

enemy - this fucking movie…. idk how i sat thru it all actually. i’m proud of myself but i didn’t need to put myself thru that. jake is so boring in this. the movie itself is so fucking boring. it’s so weird. it’s so ugly. it looks like shit and it’s shot like shit and i don’t get why bc it’s a denis movie. maybe i’m not smart enough to get it but it sucked dick AND balls.

the guilty - okay. i know this movie isn’t very good. but i watched it and was entertained. it rlly is something you’d catch on the tv while ur at the dentist and get rlly invested in the 30 minutes ur in the waiting room. its nothing life changing but i had a good time

ambulance - HWHSJFJJDJAJAJS. the worst shit i’ve ever fucking seeeeeen. it’s hilarious tho . watch it drunk otherwise u might be bored out of ur mind. this movie is so insanely shot. i remember the billion drone shots. i remember the spleen burst. i remember the goofy shots they did of jake. idk how it got made. idk how jake is in it.

brothers - this movie… isn’t BAD…. i think? it made me uncomfortable. which yeah. that’s the point. but like the scene of tobey like being captured whatever . idk enough about anything but was that offensive in some way? let me know… it felt strange . the movie tho is super hard to watch. it’s cringey and scary. i wanna rewatch to get my full thoughts on it because it was awhile ago . great acting tho.

end of watch - Stupid baka fucking movie. i made my mom rent this shit and im sorry i wasted 4 of ur hard earned dollars. this movie is worth nothing. it’s so racist to mexicans. it’s embarrassing. like the main guy is mexicans and it does all that cringe cholo shit it made me want to claw my eyes out and never watch another movie again.

the covenant - GEHHRDHHFHRHSJZJFJRJEJ the most boring movie of all these honestly. i think i almost fell asleep. jake is in too many military movies actually holy shit. don’t watch this one at all lmfao .

jarhead - this one is the most interesting military movie he’s in but it’s also graphically one of the worst so beware. it rlly doesn’t hold back with trying to be gross and bad. and i understand why. but it does make it hard to watch. it’s shot rlly well though. and the acting is great.

demolition - OH BROTHHERRRRR. i thought this movie would be worth something because it’s one of those u see a lot of clips of online. it’s genuinely so stupid tho. i can barely remember the plot but i just remember it made no sense. ppl keep getting jake for these insane characters except it’s just dumb as shit.

october sky - this is a cute fun movie you’d watch in middle school ^_^! cute little time!!! and it has laura dern so what’s not to like!! maybe a little boring to some tho.

[wygbyrm]

stream of consciousness ramble about my stupid baka life below

so i guess im looking at going back to school. and i really still have no idea what i want to do with my life but my local community college has a broadcasting program and every single class i'd have to take sounds like some insanely epic shit that i would love. like photography, film appreciation, history of animation, creative writing, philosophy, environmental science....... among other things, but i don't know if i should do it bc the last time i picked a major on a whim bc it sounded cool i failed out in under a year and went on a three year long bender about it.

but at the same time i didn't really give a shit about anything in flight school other than actually flying the plane, and i was only doing it because i was trying to be smart and pick a career where i could make a lot of money.... and i guess i don't really give a shit about how much money i make as long as i can afford to live and buy weed..... but at the same time if i majored in broadcasting what kind of fucking job would i even get?

plus if i register for classes here, i'm basically locked into living at home and that is a dark and dismal prospect...... but im pretty much locked into living at home anyway because it's not like i can go back to live with my friends with no goals, no job, and no direction.

plus, all the people i was close with in my frat with are graduating either this fall or in the spring, so i wouldn't have anyone to live with long term. i guess i could live with some of the new brothers but i also don't want to be that guy who keeps hanging out with college kids to relive the glory days or whatever.

because i know some dudes like that and it is a depressing lifestyle, i need to move forward. i need to find a path of my own. it's just hard because i just feel like im not ready and im going to fail again. i'm really scared, i guess....

[thegospelofnagisa]

Magia Record Season 2, Episode 5: My Thoughts...and from Episode 4 too I guess...

Alright, this is my review of both episode 4 and 5, the reason I am doing this is because I had difficulty formulating an on opinion on episode 4, but I think I got it now so, let’s get it out of the way.

This episode is both really good and really bad, when it comes to the ambiance and the feeling of the Magius as a threat, it does a really good job conveying the despair and totalitarian atmosphere, and I really think they really did a great job here, the Magius comes off much more terrifying in the anime than in the game, so that is probably the best thing about the episode, I really like this Doppel = drug analysis they’re going for here, it is an excellent metaphor for what they are, obviously this can’t be done in the game because well...Doppel are a game mechanic and they just can’t paint them in a negative light, but in here they do and I like what they do.

The character part though….it’s really bad. What they’ve done to Kaede it’s really sad, especially because most of her arc in the game after the Magius reveal point is all about overcoming her fears and coming on her own against the Magius, and it is really endearing to see; but in the anime even before this point they had her pretty much give up entirely and become a Doppel Junkie and now, she’s out of the series, probably for good, because she’s a cute girl and apparently we need to see her in trouble for us to care, as someone who is a big fan of her, this disappoint me because she’s one of the best characters in the game and much of the good things she does, we will not be able to see because she was pretty much rigged to failure from the go.

And also that fight scene with Kaede’s Doppel was garbage, it’s not cheap, but the way they shot it was atrocious, I felt I was watching Rubber Johnny, it was extremely confusion and nonsensical.

It is absolutely enraging to watch and this is why I did not like this episode at all despite the few good things it did, but it does enough to not be a complete waste of time, but if you’re a Kaede fan like me, it’s gonna piss you off.

By contrast, episode 5 is extremely good, focused mostly on what they’re doing really well, which is setting up the Magius and their purpose, from their everyday life by showing what every member do to the most technical aspects like the witch factory and our view of the Eve Embryo, it was very well done. I liked seeing Kyouko sneak in to steal Grief Seeds and meeting up with Felicia and Sana, although I gotta say Felicia’s attitude bugged me a bit because she did seem uncaring, if she was brainwashed I would, but she isn’t, and it came of as disrespectful to her friends, but I am glad she realized how stupid she was being, baka mitai indeed Felicia.

I also like what they’re doing with Kuroe, I don’t know if she needed to sacrifice herself to allow Iroha to escape but, I liked her arc in this story, I hope she keeps appearing in the story and doesn’t stuffed in the Doppel fridge with Kaede. Mifuyu’s plot is somewhat confusing, I don’t know what they’re planning to do with her at this point, but I did like seeing her drunk as fuck, apparently this is bad because Japanese don’t like underage drinking, but apparently they got away with it, I don’t know how because she’s clearly fucking wasted, but let’s see what they do with her.

Overall, Episode 5 is a perfect “A Daily Life in the Magius” and it works very well as that, it’s nice to finally see Felicia and Sana, I hope they reunite with the others OR they serve as our eyes within the magius and do a plot where they ultimately end up saving Tsurono.

I’ll give episode 5 an 8/10, pretty good As for episode 4, for its technical aspects I’ll give it at least a 5, it’s not utter trash, but what they did to Kaede is enough for me to subtract the other 5 points.

[wingsporkhalo]

He’s Mine: A BakuDeku Fic Spork- Chapter 4

WOW I can’t believe this story only ran for 4 chapters! Or no, wait, I can absolutely believe that.

For those of you who are new, I read a terrible BakuDeku fanfiction and made funny commentary on it with the help of some good buddies!! Thanks again @kittykatz009​, @the-wizard-l​, @satsuneade​, and Phos!!

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

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Last time, Shoto made terrible jokes and lied to Izuku’s mother, Izuku and Shoto went on a date, and our helpless damsel protagonist got attacked by a villain!! Also, I provided several of my own takes on the pairing! When we left off, Izuku had received a note from Katsuki that had a love confession on it! In today’s installment, we see the fight between Lord Explosion Murder and Ice Ice Flamey from the beginning! Also, they stalk Izuku and hang around him creepily all night at his house!

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Me: Izuku would stare at that letter for ages and find a hidden message in it. Izuku, reading the note: "Hey, damn nerd... Even though I didn't get to tell you yesterday, I was trying to say that I'm in Love with you. I want to go out with you. Let me know what you think. PS- Tell anyone else and you're dead." [long pause] "...............oh my god... the first letter of each line... HE'S IN TROUBLE!! I HAVE TO SAVE HIM"

Wiz: 🦢 Me: First off, I think it's kind of telling that within the universe of this story, I'm kind of rooting for Bakugou over Todoroki. I mean, at least Bakugou beat a girl unconscious to save him. Todoroki just kidnapped him while he was dressed like a girl and then took him to a park for no reason and left him there. I like how this chapter is formatted like the shittiest poem I've ever seen. and yes THE DOOR SWAN OPEN Phos: I need to record myself reading bad fanfic like ee Cummings poetry Me: absolutely YOU COULDN'T SEE IZUKU ANYWHERE IN THE WHAT???? WHY WOULD HE--I--WHAT??? THE FUCK???? Jaz: did that say catheter?? Me: IT SAYS CATHETER Wiz: hvgjhgjhRTDYFYGIU Me: IM DYING OH MY GODDDDDD Jaz: that doesnt sound very sanitary Me: MAYBE LOOK IN SOME BETTER HIDING PLACES, TODOROKI

intill: It's all inside

Okay but where is Izuku sitting?? Jaz: he’s levitating Me: "About What?" "Right, about Western Heroes' Acting Theater. They're putting on a show and I want to know if I can make it" "............" And then it’s like "Gee, I have no idea if i should go out with this dangerous person who has always asserted his unquestionable dominance over me with violence if necessary!!" "[internally] oh my god, is Izuku... is the guy I like... dumb??" Jaz: afudshgoudshuigdsh

Me: Of course he doesn't know. Izuku isn't allowed to have a thought in his head in this story Suddenly, Bakugou just fucking Apparates there Jaz: What’s the dose? Me: I dunno, but if it's a Bakugou dose, I'm assuming it'll be -hard to handle -a little too spicy for comfort -really bad for my health Jaz: mhmmm spicy Me:

He must of herd

Surely you mean a Herd of Must? Majestic animals also who is Bakagou and when did he get here? At least we know one thing about him: He's an idiot (...because baka.) WAIT, maybe Bakagou was the author's idea of a pun?? Because he is now Todoroki's rival in love?? ...nah, that's giving the author way too much credit... Jaz: im just picturing Bakugou's head on a horse's body running through a pasture Me: LKAJF;LKSDJLK

Or--hot take, but hear me out--mayyyybe Izuku belongs to no one but himself?? DID YA EVER THINK OF THAT, AUTHOR??? Who is Intill allmight and why is only the first word of his name capitalized Where the fuck did he come from, anyway? Doesn't this take place after the school festival? If so, how is All Might in muscle form? Or did he just appear here in his Smol Might form?? Then he just... fucks the hell off with both of them in tow, I guess IZUKU, HON, GUESS WHAT: YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE EITHER OF THEM! THEY'RE BOTH BLAND PIECES OF DRYWALL Wiz: RIGHT Me: also I like how they both just stalk Izuku until he makes up his mind. Except NO I DON'T, THAT'S SUPER FUCKING WEIRD AND DISTURBING Wiz: IT REALLY IS Jaz: this is so painful

Wiz: this poor kid Me: Stay over to night? Does that mean they're going to leave at nightfall? sounds a'ight Jaz: the coach Me: "Eh yeah" WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THIS IS SO STUPID I'M 😂 "Oh remember Izuku" "Yes mom I remember Izuku because that is me" "Oh, okay, just checking. I forget sometimes"

that poor coach

Izuku might as well be a stupid princess doll for all the agency he has in this fic

So the three of them just... sat there in uncomfortable silence while they slowly smushed Izuku between them? And then Izuku just gets up when he's done watching TV? DIDN'T ANYONE WANT TO TALK? THIS IS SO UNSETTLING INKO, COME BACK! WE NEED AN ADULT Wiz: PLEASE COME BACK Jaz: hfdsihgdsiugh

Me: "Don't ask me what vegetables. Just... nameless vegetables. Honestly I'm not convinced they were even vegetables, but that's what the large blue letters on them said, so I thought I'd take their word for it." Wiz: That last line is so creepy for some reason Jaz: it IS creepy Me: "Your going it wrong" They should have said that to Inko when she was leaving. "Your going and leaving us alone with your son? It wrong."

"I never knew that you were good with at cuting!"

I mean, yeah, he could definitely use a refresher course on cute-ing. He has forgotten how to cute.

So like, Shoto's just sitting in there staring brainlessly at the TV while Bakugou impresses his supposed love interest by being a culinary genius? Weak, Shoto. Step up your game.

I haven't spend this much with kacchan

Good lord, I wasn't aware you were spending anything!! How much did those "vegetables" cost??

I went through

WENT THROUGH WHAT?? IS IZUKU SO TWO-DIMENSIONAL NOW THAT HE CAN PASS THROUGH WALLS??

"You were cute when you were a kid weren't you"

Bitch!!! HE'S STILL CUTE AS FUCK!!! Wiz: It's paper mario :O kjwbejhbewfj Me: PFFFFFF Jaz: let this fic die plz

Me: His checks went red??? GOOD LORD, THOSE "VEGETABLES" HAVE BANKRUPTED HIS FAMILY Wiz: oH NOOOOO Me: I can only assume the dinning room is where his mother goes to cause a din by screaming MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Wiz: That’s it Me:

After dinner because author-chan is lazy

You only admit it after all this? You despicable coward. Wiz: gvhbjkhgjkuhilk mood Me: Should we be letting this expressionless cardboard cutout just silently look through all of Izuku's childhood photographs? Definitely not. Is anyone going to stop him? Definitely not!! Jaz: Izuku telling him to back off? GOOD Me: Why is this author writing both of them as these silent onlookers, hovering over Izuku's shoulder like the inevitability of death?? Also, jesus, why on EARTH would Bakugou just be like "welp I'm gonna shower with him derpdedoo!!" Okay Izuku doesn't feel safe in his own home now. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, AUTHOR. Wiz: THAT’S SO CREEPY JHB Me: so... you're writing one of his love interests as a silent but loyal protector who diligently waits for him and follows him everywhere like a dog? Author, are you... was your first crush a dog or something??? I'm???

(except with “man”) I mean his other choice was to fucking leave, but everyone forgets about that I guess

Jaz: god, i hope they were wearing gloves Me: Author, when you don't put A/N before your stupid pointless interruptions, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEPARATE IT FROM ALL YOUR CHARACTERS' STUPID POINTLESS THOUGHTS Jaz: his waste Me: "You still cute Izuku!" the Southern Accent returns, this time with Shoto Okay Bakugou's growling when someone's getting close to his beloved now. It's official. Bakugou has become an actual dog Jaz: a smol doggie Me: WHAT SO IZUKU JUST GOES TO BED WITH TWO SUPERPOWERED STALKERS STILL IN HIS HOME?? I???

WHY ARE THEY INVADING HIS SPAAAACE OH MY GODDDD IZUKU HAS GIVEN ZERO INDICATION THAT THEM EVEN BEING IN THE HOUSE IS OKAY HHHHHH

Also yeah apparently someone pooped the bed Wiz: fdghjkhgjkl

Me: THE END??? And then it was never updated because nobody wanted any of that shit for poor Izuku Wiz: THE END WOW Jaz: the end jesus thank god Me: look... I don't usually say this, because it might seem hypocritical coming from someone who hoards fanart and writes character analyses and... does what I'm doing right now, but…

please get a life Jaz: maybe they are also sporking and want an update Me: I mean, fair? Wiz: What a journey Me: ANYWAY YEAH THAT WAS "HE'S MINE!" THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING ME, Y'ALL

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Hope you all enjoyed that!! Please let me know if you’ve found any terrible fanfictions you’d like me to spork! Right now I’m working on a Sailor Moon one that was submitted to the blog earlier, so I definitely take your suggestions! Thanks for reading <333

[yuruse]

second modern verse 

sidenote: i took this from my old blog @damnedflame-arc

tw warnings: alcoholism 

On his eighth birthday his parents were murdered in their home. Itachi and him were gone, too busy playing at the park. His mother suggested afterward they could stop by for candles for his cake. He disliked sweets back then, but now he hates them.

They came home to an empty house. Life chillingly absent. Calling out for his mother, Sasuke kicked off his shoes and ran toward the living room where he and Itachi last left their parents. It was weird their mother didn’t greet them, she never failed to unless she wasn’t home. Today was his birthday, so she shouldn’t have gone anywhere! 

Sasuke skidded before the living room entrance and screamed. Even a decade later, that scene is pure nightmare fuel. Necks slashed open, lives taken by the a knife that plunged into them over and over again. Worst of all, no-one ever solved or understood the meaning behind their violent deaths. Many guesses and leads were made, but there never was enough evidence to pursue them.

 The case went cold.

Life after that spun out of control for Sasuke. He focused on anger, it gave him power and protected him from his grief and guilt. Anger became the release sought from the sorrows threatening to drown him. Itachi tried to reach out to him, but Sasuke shut him out like everyone else. He simply didn’t want to feel anything. He wanted to suffer in this madness by himself, because somewhere in his heart he hoped one day he’d wake up and be fine. That this was all a bad dream.

He would gladly wake up crying and begging for his parents if meant bringing them back. Of course that never happened. The world worked on its own terms and Sasuke began to learn that life would continue to take from him.  

Fourth grade. This stupid kid with a dumb grin and the biggest blue eyes he’s ever seen shoves his face into his. Sasuke punches him and the kid punches right him back. He is tackled to the playground blacktop and after being separated they’re sent to the school office.

His name was Naruto. He was annoying, but always gave in when Sasuke wanted to fight. He also ate Sasuke’s sweets when he didn’t want them. Sasuke would eat his tomatoes from his home-made sandwiches. They became friends according to the baka. People began to see small changes in the angry little boy: tiny smiles, warm eyes, and a laugh when around the blond.

Fifth grade. Naruto left. His parents were killed in a car accident and he was sent to live away with his guardian.

His shell came out again, only this time he was angrier. Fights breaking out on  the daily, the school came to suspend him many times. This anger of his continued to grow and fester. That it became the fuel he lived off of, his rage at the world.

Middle school is a blur of fight after fight, suspension, detention, and expulsion.

High school seemed to look up.

He should have known better.

At fourteen Kakashi employed him part-time at his shop to tend to the animals, who surprisingly loved the teenager.  Always happy to greet him with whines for attention, jumping around their cages in hopes of getting some affection. Sasuke would heed to them, scratching their ears and holding muttered conversations with the animals. His anger soothed in the presence of the sincere, honest creatures.  

Then martial arts came back into his life. Another push from Kakashi, urging him to pick it up again. A friend of his owned a gym few blocks down from the shop. They signed him up in hopes this would could become a release for his anger and aggression. He hoped too especially when fighting as a sport grew to be a passion. Driven, motivated, school no longer became his battleground except for a few fights. The ring is where he would let it all go. It was where he poured his blood, sweat, and tears to get better, to always improve. His sights set on the big league.

He was good enough to get in, to get noticed and soon the attention came in massive waves. Once he graduated school he was ushered into the MMA (mixed martial arts) frenzy. Winning, gaining his fame, climbing to the top.

Then in one match he was called out on illegal moves. Forced to forfeit, he snarled a few vile words as he argued against the call. The other guy was calling cheap shots! Soon this happened again in another match. Until Sasuke lost it and almost put his opponent in the hospital. 

It sealed away his fate, especially with the eyes of the league on him. Thrown out and suspended indefinitely, he was left with nothing again. After a flurry of legal action due to his actions of beating the man, he got a sentence of five years.

Now at twenty four he’s working for Kakashi again at the pet shop. In order to keep up on bills and child support. He fathered a daughter after a quick whirlwind romance with a girl that kicked his ass during his rise to fame. She left and took their kid along after his jail sentence.

He’s turned to drinking in order to forget and live in limited bliss. It took away the worries and stress of daily life. Let’s him forget his fuck ups. On nights he can find himself to deal with the emotions he goes in search of his thrill. Finding underground fighting rings to get himself to feel that thrill, that rush of life. 

Notes:

The friend doesn’t have to be Naruto. It can be anyone if the interest is shown to want to play that part out.

[springlock-bonnie]

Everyone leave Yukio alone.

....Just kidding, literally do the opposite. (see below)

Yukio’s always been going through shit, but the fandom tends to write him off as the “mean” character and leave it at that. Kato finally decides to drop the bass, and now we’ve collectively shifted over to “Yukio, what the fuck”, because now he’s being angry at characters other than me, now. This stupid (persuasive) essay’s gonna look at Yukio’s personality and troubles, a little deeper than “Yukio’s mean to Rin :(”. Also, I’m biased as fuck and have only good things to say about this boy. Let’s roll.

Let’s start from the beginning, what we all universally know about Yukio as a baby. Yukio started training to be an exorcist very fucking early. It’s partially due to schizophrenia, partially due to his desire to take (what’s that one meme right now) Direct Action to supposedly protect me from the outside world. His theory was basically if I’ve always been protecting him in the physical world, he had the upper hand in the… supernatural world? Sure, let’s call it that.

Yukio’s seven years old, deathly afraid of guns and loud noises, but continues along with dad to be the best fucking exorcist at an even younger age than Fujimoto, just for one little asshole that still throttles him on a regular basis. He wants to follow dad, because dad is literally the Paladin, and almost the first thing you learn is the True Cross Exorcist categories and stature. Yukio was lucky our dad was who he was, and took advantage of that.

Growing up, Yukio was only ever working. Think about it. Going to school like a good boy, doing his homework, constantly disappearing on exorcisms, and then doing that homework too. Because he’s so little, he has to be Great. He doesn’t have time to be The Little Boy Exorcist, he has to kick everyone’s ass (Shura included) so that they never think of him as too delicate or inferior. This is where when you guys go “he thinks he’s so important *eye roll*” I physically feel my toes catch on fire.

So his childhood was maturing too fast. Maturing too fast, no matter the reason, is never a good thing. It means something bad happened, or is happening. Yukio isn’t mature because he’s such a mentally healthy boy. The rod up his ass is there, but it’s caked with maturity way before his time (idk how to phrase that). Yukio was naturally very smart, but he was still a kid. But there’s no time to be afraid of butterflies. You have to follow dad, who everyone looks up to, including you. You need to be where dad is.

Dad is also… dad. You may not have seen much of Fujimoto, but from what you did see you can kind of see, he wasn’t very good at being “fatherly” because he never wanted/planned to be. Two baby demons were just sort of plopped in his arms. Bless his soul, but that man wasn’t what Yukio needed emotionally. Ever wonder why the poor boy misses a mother he never had? He knows mom equals soft. Mom equals comfort, affection, love… whatever you want to say, mom means something different from Fujimoto, in Yukio’s eyes.

Yukio clings to that because he lacks it. I’m not like that, dad wasn’t like that, and mom’s been dead since literally our birth. So forgive him for fantasizing about someone who’s maybe gentle with him, or stops and asks him genuinely how he’s doing. He’s feeling a lack of caring, whether he registers it or not. It’s not like he’s going to ask for it or anything, b-baka! We’ll come back to this in a few paragraphs.

Yukio needs to be the best. Not because he wants to be looked up to, not because he wants to feel superior, but because he’s always behind. Even ahead of everything, he needs to be the best at a constant. He’s working up the ranks, but he needs to be able to take on everything. Not only that, but meet everyone’s raising expectations. Yukio? The Yukio? Yukio Okumura? If they think he can shoot three hobgoblins dead in mid-flight, he has to be able to do that.

Yukio does not think he’s better. He thinks he needs to be better, and is willing to do whatever that takes. In fact, that sentence might as well be his motto. Now we’re at Yukio at 15, when dad dies. What does Yukio do immediately? Question dad on following him. “Dad, you just died, should I kill myself too?” Now, he’s lost. Now, dad isn’t his superior, he has to impress people on his own and make it on his own.

I’m not denying we had troubles. He blamed me for dad, I was fucking livid he lied to me for half our life. But he’s human. Ish. He’s a baby, and where we see his early maturity, we have to understand he literally mentally age regresses. Those little scenes in the anime with him suddenly crying as a child because he’s scared? How it’s in that blank room, and is usually directed somehow to dad? That’s his coping mechanism that he’s alone as an adult now, at 15. He has to be.

Everything he is doing, he is doing for me. Remember that. Remember that’s his sole purpose to being an exorcist, and the only reason he yells and hits and is a total ass. It’s because he can’t show weakness, not to anyone. Because if he’s even gentle to one person, everyone’s going to hear about it. Don’t break down, don’t break down. Keep your chin high and be the fucking best. Don’t slip up. Don’t make mistakes.

Remember when you were 15? You might be that age or younger right now, but someday you’ll realize 15 is very young. Dude, I’m 18, and 16 y/os give me a headache. Yukio is young. He’s not even close to hormone maturity, and he’s scared shitless, all the time. But he’s a prodigy, so at 15, he has to act 25. That’s what he’s doing.

Yukio puts others needs in front of his own. He always does, even if it comes off as “mean”. Alright yeah, I do joke about how in the movie he was like “exorcists don’t save people, we kill demons”. WhOoP dE dOo I jUsT LoVe ShOoTiNg a GoOd DeMoN nOw AnD aGaIn. What are we, the republican presidential candidate? But look at all he does. The only times you have to argue are in Kyoto, when he was like, “shit, I guess the Vatican’s going to kill my brother.” But are you really going to hold it against him? He’s not going to argue with the higher ups, and get himself killed, who is arguably the best chance they have at actually getting me out of there. Off what y’all have seen, I happen to know he’s argued mercilessly with them. So basically, when they said death to Rin, they were done with him arguing already and he wouldn’t be of help.

In example of selflessness, Shura’s little arc. It’s a terrible example, but Yukio wasn’t there to kill Hachiro. He was there to assist Shura. I mean, Tiny Boy was like “hey I’m legal I’ll give u a baby so u can be reborn” even though he didn’t want to. Then, he concocted that stupid plan of tricking Serpent Man just to 100% get Shura out of her contract for good. But you know, Yukio’s mean and thinks he’s most important.

Yukio desperately needs something like what he’s searching out for in the recent chapters. Look at how he pried around for mom, and then continued to. Look at how he reacted with Sheimi. He’s trying to reach out, but what’s that Marina and The Diamonds “Numb” quote? “I can’t open up and cry, because I’ve been silent all my life?” That’s my boy. He probably doesn’t even know how, anymore.

Yukio had the potential to grow up really soft and sensual, but lost that ability with his desire to protect. So now, we’ve got this outer shell we see, which is cold and stiff and doesn’t show a lot of emotion. It isn’t because he’s mean. I see a lot of jokes about Yukio not wanting to open up about his feelings. You’re very right, but the joke part of it is where you’re still on the wrong idea.

Right now, Yukio’s going through demon bullshit. Demon bullshit means even more intense emotions he’s not even used to showing in the first place. You know how he’s aggressive, attacks, and then suddenly turns around and apologizes? That apology is genuine. He doesn’t even know what’s going on with him. It’s scaring him, too. I’m not saying his actions are justified. I’m not defending the fact he’s threatened and hurt people.

AND HEY HOW ABOUT THAT CHAPTER 93. That suicide isn’t just, oh look at me, I might as well. And it isn’t a sudden thought. (Side effects may include) suicidal thoughts or actions aren’t spontaneous and not thought out. Yukio wasn’t like, hey turns out True Cross sucks, time to bippity bop the fuck right out. As far as canon material goes, Yukio’s considered death since dad died. But is it really that crazy of a stretch to deny that? Yukio’s never been mentally stable.

I think my main beef is the fact sometimes even folks who see all this, don’t care. “Yeah but he’s reacting inappropriately”. Ah yes, sorry Oliver, I’m sure you would behave so much better in that situation. It’s easy to demonize (Heheh) a character and forget everything human about them. Yukio is very easy with that. It’s so, so easy to look at his “mean”-ness and go “man that kids an asshole, fuck him”. I did it too. But you have to remember he is (part) human, and he has emotions.

And if you want to argue I’m looking too deep, go ahead. But Kato’s stories are the most beautiful things to analyze and I know for a fact she’s not just shitting out some asshole character with no other redeeming qualities. She’s too respectful of every single one of her characters for that. Especially not in comparison to Astronerd, where Yukio stems from. Let’s talk about that for a sec, shall we?

Astronerd, in short, is a story about a boy named Yoshio Fujiko who loves astronomy. But he’s finally decided he’s done with that, and doesn’t want to be viewed as a freak anymore. He briefly talks about his bullying with it. He talks about his crush, Tezuka. He discovers she likes astronomy, too! But it’s okay that she does, “because she’s cute.”

Aliens suddenly come down to destroy earth, and tell Yoshio he’s the subject they’re going to cryogenically freeze to set as an example to other planets to never be like earth. He asks why was he born (*cough*), and they joke and say if someone figured that out they’d get a medal and the aliens would put on a display of fireworks instead of blowing the world up. “But, an inferior life form like you has no chance!”

Yoshio’s about to sign, when he gets a text from Tezuka (who he was mean to), still believing in him! So he gets on his little scooter and races to the school to apologize. Suddenly, there’s a huge crater. Yoshio’s tired, and the aliens are like “what the fuck! You’re killing yourself over an apology?” and he goes “no, it’s not the apology anymore.”

And, my favorite fuckin quote via my mom ever,

“I really was a fool… and fools don’t change unless they die!”

ANYWAY HE FUCKING MAKES IT (Kato told a mildly happy story?!) LIKE SOME E.T. BULLSHIT (and then determines life is too precious) apologizes to Tezuka, and admits he’s an astronerd! He then realizes he was born for realizing that, at that moment. And the aliens are like “shit! Fuck! He’s right! We gotta keep our promise…!”

If I was to go deeper into the summary, you’d see that Yoshio in a sense is a very watered down Yukio as far as things go. He suddenly thinks his life his hopeless, but upon almost dying, he gets a second chance, and ends up literally saving the world and discovering who he is. I’m not saying aliens are going to descend from the heavens and tell Yukio he’s actually an angel (it’s implied), but I think Kato’s planning on… basically explaining that Yukio figures himself out, and it betters him as a person (go Kato, go!)

In conclusion, Yukio is a complicated perfect boy (perfect boy) who needs (and deserves) lots of attention and affection whether he thinks he wants it or not. He’s stiff and mature because he needs to be, and he does everything he does for a selfless reason. He doesn’t want to be the best exorcist to fuck with people. You just gotta remember his original reason.

JESUS FUCK THANKS FOR READING

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8 "muh assassin" what fuq is natural dialgougue. her character's so heavenly but it took this forced retarded thing to bring it out- oh no wait if electric guy likes her she must be terrible to punish him for being a baka hentai who is interdested in the gril "I'm gonna have to ask this gril out sometime" (5 seconds later) "hey wanna go out after this???" - well I guess immediately afterwards is "sometime". and as expected elecguy is made to look like a moron and loses in five seconds. Actually it's pretty something* how all of the battles are so short... Like, it was the point of the Beku vs creeps battle that it woukd be over in a second based on whoever got their slight advantage down first, but every other battle? They're all made out to be equally important but they're so brief and uninteresting they might as well be skipped over... also why does grass gril do a fucking meguca reference? you're not allowed to reference better animes like that, you're shit. go burn in hell ... why does everyone *hate* the blonde guy from class B? he's done, like, nothing, except just now awkwardly boasting about a classmate winning. And of course the random gril is the sociable and likeable one. Why does no one hate earbuds gril if they hate this guy? Could it be..... gynoceeeeeentircismsdsssss ???? - why is beku still using that beat up scorched notebook? just buy a fresh one. It's this weird little forced bit of continuity that looks "good" because hey remember when his notebook got nuked back when whenever it was that happened, but actually doesn't because him still using the damn thing makes no sense. Just... buy another fucking notebook... If he's been using it the entire time he's been at the hero school, since it was already partially filled before you'd also think he'd have filled it up and had to buy a new one anyway... not that we have any idea how much he's actually been doing with the other students so far anyway seeing as how they SKIPPED OVER MOST OF IT...

Alright, there's one thing that actually makes sense. Students can't use gadgets unless they "need" to, which isn't just judged on nothing but on some unspecified paperwork that we don't need to be told about because no one cares but we get the idea. And then legs makes a basic but actually functional heartwarming speech about integrity and shit so he's allowed to use it. Man, this show getting basic things basically fucking right is just so fucking astounding.

Gadget gril has a quirk? Why? It seemed like the point of the alternate classes was that you might as well not have a quirk, or that only the hero classes definitely had quirks and that made them detestable showoffs or something. "she's turning the festival into a commercial" I thought the point was to sell yourself to the agencies why is doing that deliberately a bad thing

I dislike the next fight simply because I like navel guy and am indifferent towards pink slime gril - oh, when navel gets trounced it's a joke but when skin-gril loses it's super-boo-the-fuck-hoo-feel-sorry-for-whoo. You think navel felt as bad about losing, not to mention having his underwear shown to the entire audience? Ha ha, nope! Fuck you! - earbuds randomly decides to assault grapes-kun for being disinterested in some other fight. no one cares fuck you you piece of bitchy shit reeeee

9 man remember when floatgril had a really fucking stupid life goal? maybe losing to splodey will make her do some introspection, go back to doing the thing that made sense and was more likely to succeed. ......naaaaaaaaah

- splodey "getting really good at using his splosions to move in mid-air" is like the only thing I've heard from this show implying there was any training or self-improvement going on at all ever... But wait, wasn't he already doing that in the fake-villain-training-battle thing? What's the difference between then and now aside from you telling us there is?

floatgril spends all the time trying to touch splodey but there's all this debris flying around she could touch and use for, like, something. instead she just keeps running at him like an idjit. then the crowd starts demanding he beat the shit out of her more and booing him for not doing that. the fuck... oh, okay, no, she was just taking fucking forever with it and taking ludicrous damage. that's ok i guess. but how the fuck did nobody notice this? There's seats in the stadium up that high, right? Rqocks cast shadows, right?... I mean it's a better battle idea than most of what we've seen before, but I'm still left thinking that either she outghta been doing something on the field while she was building that up, like make some token attacks or use some debris as a shield so she can survive better in the meantime, or that the audience oughta have wondered why the fuck she was apparently doing nothing. I dunno, it's not bad but there's just something missing. And doesn't she puke if she uses her powers too much or something? What happened to that? Was that ever even supposed to be an actual thing?

This is supposed to be some stupidly dramatic "I pursued muh dreamz and I still didn't make it!!" thing, but being a hero was never really Floatgirl's dream. It was just this... weird halfway goal she came up with when her father gave her a confusing speech about how her dream isn't her dream and she should pursue her dream again. So when we get the flashback with the overbearing emotional music it's just like... why does she even care? This is just such a nothingburger.

"weren't you injured???" "yeah but recovery gril lol" why fuc are you surprise beku. you were here just like an hour ago, for your fingers. And then they mention the stamina thing again to remind us that it's totally a thing u guise, but for some reason Healgril went easy on Ururuka even though she doesn't have anything better to do after this. And if it's still a thing then this raises the question of how much she did for Beku's fingers earlier (which would have been the time to bring it up anyway, not here where it doesn't fucking matter). Did she leave his fingers half-broken, or did he randomly have enough stamina this time for a full heal like THE TIME SHE FIXED THREE LIMBS AND HE WAS COMPLETELY FINE AFTERWARDS BUT LATER NEEDED AN IV DRIP AFTER JUST ONE? god fuck this shit "... but that doesn't mean you can't still be a pro hero" but she doesn't want to be a pro hero she wants to (?????????????). Hurrying or not isn't the issue. The dad needs to tell her again that she shouldn't pursue her dream for the sake of someone else or whatever it was he said... but now that that dream is "hero" it's just not to be questioned.

O... kay, apparently the reason everyone thinks Beku's power is like Al Mite's is because of... wind pressure, or something. But Al Mite never does the flicky thing, because he can actually use his powers and doesn't need to rely on clever tricks to spare his skeleton. Firedad is the one person Beku needs to really not let find out about Al Mite's secrets, because Beku telling us this cheaply increases the tension. "And this match with you will be a good (whatever) of how much training he has left"... again, why does he think this? All he saw of Beku's powers was the one flick that left his hand totaled (which he might not have seen, but still). If Beku had some awesome fighting skills, wouldn't Firedad think he would have used them against creepsy, and the fact that he didn't implied his power was somehow useless (which it basically is)? Actually, remember when Beku waved his arm in Icyhot's face and it did something but he didn't break his arm? I think that was also even a wind pressure thing. Why not reference that? It was against his own son and it was almost marginally more impressive... well, maybe not. I don't know. Point is there's literally nothing Beku has done that should have impressed this guy. Hey, at least he's polite about it.

and handsy is still just bitching at his laptop about everything lol. imagine if he had spent that last month putting together another "brilliant" evil plan. he could be accomplishing something instead of wasting away in an abandoned net cafe somewhere.

Next episode is Beku and Icyhot's designated fight scene. I am so fucking reverse hyped for this shit, you have no fucking idea. I want to find a player that lets you speed it up to like x4 so I can cram it all into my brain at the highest possible velocity. Just fuck me up