#hypno shitpost

[misscammiedawn]

Sometimes I get lazy and just rely on triggers and tricks to hypnotize a partner.

Oh... I know... sometimes it can feel so good to have a slow and intentional induction where I gently guide you down and let you just surrender to a blissful state of calm and comfortable reverie. I do so enjoy watching the way a wonderful trance partner's expression slowly dips and their muscles go slack and they just let gravity take over... the way that every single word impacts them more and more and they let go and become open and empty and blank for me.

Yes, the slow and gradual descent into trance is actually quite lovely. Why would I deprive myself of such a treat just because I don't wish to put in any effort?

...hmm...

Hypnotize yourself for me.

Oh I am deadly serious. Speak the words, watch my eyes, take yourself into a gradual state of trance. Don't rush it. Savor every moment of serene submission. Maybe I'll even be nice enough to add a few words of encouragement in there. "That's right", "You're doing so well", "Going so deep aren't you?"

Go ahead. I'll just sit back and watch as you start to slip and stumble through your words. As you start to sag and slur. As your words start to become gentle and docile and tame.

I'll be watching closely. So make it entertaining for me, my dear.

[voided-mind]

im wearing the full drone latex suit and you take off my stereo hypnotic headphones and instead of the usual hypnotic tracks its just Creedence Clearwater Revival

[mesmers-cat]

So I'm hypno-horny and broke af, so I'm looking on Amazon to see if there's anything fun I can grab, and I look up those VR frames that you stuck your phone in, yeah? The lil cardboard ones.

And uh...

EXCUSE ME? HOW DARE

[ohheyaghost]

yeag

og under the cut!!

[subqmale]

call me covid conscious the way i need a masc on my face

[vomit-broadcaster]

Hey gaymers new game theory just dropped for Hades 2

Original: https://www.tumblr.com/punkitt-is-here/738271750830407680/one-year-horseaversary-stickers-punkitts-ko-fi

[mesmers-cat]

Fun fact...this cat is allergic to milk...

[locusfandomtime]

A (somewhat) genuine “What your favourite hermit says about you” chart because my joke one was so popular

Obvious disclaimer: do not take too seriously! these aren’t necessarily true! this is like 50% a joke! i mean everything here positively!

i am still right though. anyways let me know who you are I’m a zed fan

[misscammiedawn]

I am not even remotely joking when I say that I will purchase the Nintendo alarm clock if it allows you to upload custom sounds and themes.

The entire product is Pavlovian Conditioning in a can for those who have trouble getting out of bed. It plays a fanfare when you get out of bed.

Let me mod it.

I want it to have my voice call my girlfriend a good girl for getting up on first alarm.

I am as serious as a car crash about this.

[misscammiedawn]

Absolutely not. Next question.

Empty and drained [hypnosis] -> 😍🥰🫠😵‍💫🥴

Empty and drained [burn-out in a capitalistic society] -> 😞😖😭😮‍💨

[coffyblak]

[mesmers-cat]

ANSWERING EVERY QUESTION INSTANTLY FOR THE NEXT 60 MIN

Send me fun asks!

[el-pada]

If you’re still doing doodle requests can you draw one of the villains 🙏🙏🙏 please they’re all so goofy

does this count

[misscammiedawn]

SummoningSalt style "Hypnosis Speedrun World Record" that is 55 minutes of describing the history and development of hypnosis, instant inductions and lacing in pre-talk and susceptibility tests before it reveals the speedrun winner of "me, right now, Drop!"

Either that or the Half A-Press confusion induction or the Brian David Gilbert overwhelm induction.

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

Does anybody know if there’s like hypnosis videos that format themselves like more “normal” videos like more like a YouTube documentary but it’s actually subtly dropping you? Or like a podcast that feels like an actual podcast but like by the end of it you’re like practically drooling and staring off into space because it just gradually gets hornier and more hypnosis-y? Idk if this makes any sense but feel free to leave recommendations in reblogs/tags or even asks if that’s more your style

[percydoodless]

stupid fucking hippo