#hygiene tips for teens

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Perfume-Inspired Outfits, part 3

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[indnwitch]

Hygiene tips in case no one ever told you;

If you sweat a lot or work out a lot when you shower do a base wash of your body with PanOxyl. It kills bacteria and stops acne it also stops body Odor.

If you’re prone to acne on your body and want to use a scrub. Use an acne facial scrub on your body.

Turmeric soap gets rid of hyperpigmentation and dark spots on your body. Glomelanin makes the best ones.

If you get acne on your back or body invest in a scrub brush and wash your hair first with your face , facing the shower stream upside down.

Wash your face twice a day. Keep it simple, keep it effective for your skin concerns and wear sunscreen.

Make sure you’re taking your makeup off at the end of the day before washing your face.

Use a THICK coco or shea butter based lotion like Nivea

Anti bacterial base wash, body scrub, unscented bar soap on sensitive areas, scented body wash.

On damp skin body oil, then lotion. Use lotion everyday

If you shave scrub before you shave and use a men’s razor and a shave butter or foam.

Always double shampoo your hair, condition your ends, oil the ends of your hair daily.

Clean your ears everyday and clean behind them. Clean between your toes and your belly button.

If you’re a bigger person, be mindful of cleaning your crevices.

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[teaboot]

Thanks teaboot, I'm a cis woman but I was raised by my single military father with very little consistently positive feminine influence. Like, this man had me doing laundry at 8 without any guidance because he assumed I just knew how already. Those tips are super helpful and I didn't know that washing your sheets makes them better at insulating!

RIGHT

My family was also very "it ain't complicated you got this be feee" with a number of essential living skills, so I didn't learn how to even properly wash my HAIR till I was like 14. Being taught how to "be a real girl" (heavy use of quotations) was fucking miserable as a teen and I STANDY BY MOST OF IT BEING BULLSHIT but the self-care and hygiene stuff was valuable as hell, and I'm appreciating it more as I meet other adults who DONT have the same skills.

Though, your military dad probably should have advised you of SOMETHING similar- socks are the same, they don't retain heat NEARLY as well after they've been used for a day, even if they don't feel wet. He should have been taught at SOME point to change into fresh socks before bed to stay warm, and that applies to bedding fairly well too

Happy something I said could be helpful! :D

[skymar13]

Back to school with the bakusquad

Bakugo

ᜊ He is definitely the most boring school supply shopper

He’s not getting nothing special plain note books and book bag

Definitely splurges on pens bc he’s picky abt the tip and won’t lend them out so don’t even ask

Carries extra deodorant and cologne (he’s scared to smell)

Very organized!!!

Gets sticky notes and uses them all by the end of first semester

Doesn’t follow the teacher supply list js gets what he’s gonna need

Overall don’t expect the most extra person ever #minimalisticqueen

Kirishima

ᜊ He gets the supplies with designs

the shark backpack

All red and black note books

He’s either an asks for a pen every class kid or has everything he needs

Doesn’t get supplies that will make studying easier until he sees bakugos set up

Definitely gets folders that say “be the best you can be” or “just do it” bc he thinks it’s manly

Over all he’s js a teen boy

Does take atleast body mist (axe warrior)

Denki

ᜊ tbh would he even go school supply shopping? Let’s say he does

Gets a child backpack (points if it’s pikachu) that rips the first week of school so he ends up with a plain yellow back pack

Gets the note books with designs on it specifically the ones with the cats or puppies

Buys like a five pack of pens and pencils but loses them (he’s gna ask for one every single class no doubt)

Buys a slap bracelet ruler pretending that he’s going to need it

Over all he’s a walking meme when it comes to school

Doesn’t take extra hygiene

Sero

ᜊLowkey another bakugo

He doesn’t get anything special except maybe his note books and pens so that they’re color coded but other than that the basic essentials

Has had the same jansport since middle school bc it’s lasted this long

Another person who steals bakugos study habits and buys every thing bakugo has on his desks

Has atleast one note book with a cat in a basket that denki gave him when he was one short

Got glue and made slime with it with denki

Has the class water bottle

Overall he’s me

Takes mini deodorant and gum

Mina

ᜊ our fav Y2K girly

She’s going all out with pink everything

Cheetah print back pack!!

Buys all pink note books (and the sparkly ones) and buys the 40 pack of pens and highlighters she’s a machanical pencil girly (0.7 bc me too) doesn’t study but has the SHEIN packs bc she tried to be that girl in the beginning of the year

The class girl who has an emergency kit with every size and perfume

Brings a makeup bag that takes up half of her back pack space

Jirou

ᜊ OUR BASIC WUEEN

She gets the bare essentials but still has everything she needs she has two pens and two note books that last her all year

Basic backpack

Takes hygiene

Has back up head phones (will not be catching her lacking)

Doesn’t color code but studied well

Bought an emergency bag first year and still hasn’t touched it by third year

Gets annoyed when ppl ask to borrow her things bc she wants it to last (denki)

[sosuigeneris]

have you ever got any cosmetic work done (surgical/non-surgical)? what is your beauty maintenance routine? what are some stuff that wealthier ppl know about that most don’t regarding beauty/skin/hair/hygiene/diet/fitness? sorry it’s so many questions. i love your blog so much btw I’ve learned a lot from you :)🩷

nope, never had surgery or anything too invasive. I really don’t need it haha, losing weight, fixing my skin and growing my hair out did wonders for me. I’ve had collagen pumped into my skin for some acne scars I had but that was a useless procedure, this is back when I was 18. I’ve done exilis and em sculpt which I’ve mentioned below, I’ve gotten laser done (useless), I had IVs for semaglutide (useless). I think that’s about it.

beauty maintenance routine:

wax every 1.5 months

thread and wax my face every Sunday

face masks 2x week

hair mask 1 x week

high frequency if I feel like my skin needs a push (I have a wand at home)

gel polish every month

minoxidil for hair growth

I FaceTime my dermat once a month or once in two months

things that wealthy people do that normally people don’t know about… the problem is that everything is public these days. Any Jane can get filler and collagen therapy now and in certain elitist families, there is a sense of disdain about that. Beauty is a competition, it’s a very hush hush business and most try to be as discreet as possible.

I’ve seen lots of nose jobs and chin jobs that these younger girls get done in their late teens or early 20s to improve their prospects for fame (very common in the entertainment families). But with legacy family businesses, among the older women, it will be one of two extremes- a horrible face lift and smudged make up or all natural face yoga and black magic that they swear by. Baby Botox is also huge with the younger wives but they never get it done in India, they always go to LA/ NYC / and absolute worst case Dubai. You really cannot afford to be 35 and botched. The reality is that with huge legacy families what you don’t have is time. Time for recovery I mean, because for those few months you cannot be seen publicly. For most families this is impossible- there are constant engagements, philanthropic activities (PR), weddings and parties to attend - so whatever they get done, they ensure that the down time is very very short. That’s also why most of them have consistent “natural” wellness routines like getting massages weekly. emsculpt and exilis are a big secret (I’ve done both). I’m writing a blog post about it in real time. Downtime is zero. A lot of women also get exilis done for their vaginas to make it tighter.

I have cousins who have MUAs on a retainer basis. Regardless of how big or small the event is, they ensure that they’re looking glam at all times if they’re going to be socialising. I personally think that’s insane and I’m very good at my beating my face so I never resorted to doing this for every occasion but yes this is common.

diet - I’ll be honest, most girls will very rarely touch food. If we’re going out for dinner we normally go for Japanese because it’s a little lighter. They smoke/ vape a lot which in turn suppresses appetite.

what I plan to get done soon:

acne scar treatment (I have very slight scarring only on one cheek because I sleep on my side)

hydrafacial

ultrasound for double chin (I don’t have a crazy double chin but I do want my face to be a little more snatched without fillers and Botox)

Things I know I will get done at some point:

PRP facials

micro needling

emsculpt again (like before my wedding whenever that happens)

Botox just in between my eyebrows because I frown when I’m listening

some treatment for my laugh lines at some point in my life

tbh the best beauty tip I can give you is start working out young. I’ve seen so many women not go back to their pre-baby weight, struggle with their health which inevitably fucks with your appearance, and try all sorts of stupid things when they could literally just start working out and watch their body transform in a few months.

also, don’t get fillers done impulsively. It looks ridiculous unless you have the right doc and 8/10 times you don’t. try to stick to your ethnicity as much as possible. As an Indian, the closest inspo for me is Middle Eastern because I have similar features (full brows, full lips and big eyes). But if I try getting Korean style plastic surgery I’m going to look daft.

[mxbbadperson]

hmmm you said jaycecwas a moody teen. what if viktor and mercurio talked again during that time so jayce feels bad because he thinks that his bad mood pushed his momma into his dad's arms?

Wait!!! You’re so right!!!! Genuinely Jayce was so moody and generally horrid to the point where it would send viktor off his tipping point.

believe me when I say teenage boys are absolute NIGHTMARES! bad body odor, lack of hygiene, in general disrespect to everyone around them, and if raised wrong constantly thinking the world revolves around them or everything has to go their way. It’s like Jayce reverted back to his toddler years.

one night when Jayce genuinely fucks up so bad it sends viktor into a mental breakdown, crying all the way up to his room, sobbing and locking the door on himself. Jayce wanted to say sorry but his pride refused to, but his heart would clench whenever he heard a sniffle from his mommas room.

but then he hears speaking. Is viktor talking to someone?

he edges up to the door with his ears against it, desperate to hear something.

“I know we haven’t spoken but you’re his father, do something!”

oh? Oh. Jayce simply slinks off to his room since whenever mercurio was in the conversation he didn’t want to hear anymore.

just only a few seconds after plopping on the floor, controller in hand the door bursts open.

His mom is in the doorway, phone still to his ear, tells him that his father will deal with him.

“I just— I just can’t with you anymore! You weren’t like this! Your father will deal with you,” He scolded before turning his attention back to the phone, Jayce still hearing mercurios voice as the door closes.

he hears the way viktors voice talks about him in the hallway as his voice got farther and farther, probably retreating back to his room. ‘It’s like he hates me!’ Repeats in Jayce’s minds for months to come.

did he really make his mom feel like that?

YES dude, you did! we know you're a teen and being a teen is hard and no one understands. ESPECIALLY since you have feelings for your momma but unfortunately you pushed him away.

mercurio comes over the next morning and tries to talk him in the kitchen, sitting right across him. jayce refuses to talk to him but that doesn't faze mercurio. mercurio says you know you've made viktor sad right? and jayce flinches

nercurio nods, look, i know you don't want that but either you get it together and apologize or it's better if you stay away from him until you figure it out. jayce stares at the dining table sadly. mercurio leans back, viktor loves you, why are you wasting it, and his tone is just lightly curious

mercurio shrugs, well, i've said my piece, it's your turn to figure things out. he nods and stands. so mercurio stays to watch over jayce and go between him and viktor (he's treated like an uncle but he doesn't really mind)

[impossiblesuitcase]

I headcanon that while Thorne was in high school he worked at least one bad service job

Yes! As to how he got there, hmm. Maybe his father forced him due to his misbehaviour (although his mother wouldn't like the image of their elite family amongst the peasantry). Maybe Thorne wanted more cash for his Rampion fund as a teenager and a service job is what he managed to get. He probably charmed the interviewer into it. Let's say it was something like selling retro video games, where a person buys a copy rather than downloading it straight to their netscreen. He assumes he will be able to kick up his heels and play games all day while getting paid for it.

No. There's no playing. There's only endless dealing with customers. It's terribly boring and reaches the breaking point with the angry customers. But also, many cute girls walk in, and he develops a plan. He earns based on commission--the more sales, the more money.

The gamer girls and guys that come in aren't easy to convince, because they know their stuff. But some guys come in to learn how to play so they can impress girls. Thorne does not tell them that video games skills are step 80 of impressing girls, 1 being bodily hygiene. Instead he becomes the guru, the matchmaker, the game aficionado. Problem is: he's all talk. He sells game after game and tip after tip, and these boys keep coming back saying they aren't passing the levels and girls aren't more interested in them.

Then there's the girls that come in to buy games for their 'boyfriends.' They say it with a wink and bite of the lip, and Thorne plays along and along when the same girls return and return.

Then, inevitably, his apprentice boys and the flirty girls start to come at the same time. When the boys begin to lose faith in him, he calls over the girls, ask "is it attractive when a guy plays video games?" The girl smiles, bats his arm playfully, purring "there's nothing more hot." This renews the boys' faith, and they're soon back under his wing.

Until one day, a macho looking teen slaps a game down on the counter. "Is this one good?"

"Course," says Thorne, grabbing it to swipe it under the scanner. His arm is stopped.

"Hey. I didn't say I was buying it."

Thorne sighs. He's so close to his profit goal for today and this sale will close it. "Listen man,"--he gestures over to one his regular girls, who looked disinterested while one of his boys nervously attempts to make conversation--"see those two over there? By playing this game, he impressed her so much that she begged him to be her boyfriend. Wouldn't you like that?"

Macho turns flaming red. "I AM her boyfriend!"

He stomps over to the innocent nerd, nostrils flaring. Thorne chases after just in time to catch the punch in his fist, appealing, "dude, it was a misunderstanding!"

Macho grabs Thorne's wrist, bending the metal of his portwatch. "She's MY girl!"

Thorne's watch snaps and clatters to the ground. "That was MY watch!"

And because he's mad, Thorne punches him in the face.

Thorne is never hired for a service job again.

[riotbeankai]

Shower tips for depressed neurodivergents

This won't work for everyone obvs but here's what I do when the Depression Hygiene gets bad. Worded in first person because it's what I do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bare minimum:

Warm-hot water at highest pressure setting my skin can stand

Shampoo scrub on the greasy mess of hair, getting as thorough to the root as I can muster energy to do

Soapy scrub on the creases and crevices of the pits, tits, and bits (no soap inside the pink parts, but don't forget a soapy finger in the bellybutton)

Thorough rinse of hair and skin at the highest pressure I can stand, followed by a rinse at the coolest temperature of water I can stand

If I feel up to it:

Soapy scrub of the hairline and greasiest bits of the face

Thorough rub and scrub on/around my ears, especially if I have greasy hair or headphones around them a lot

Second shampoo and maybe even conditioner

Soapy scrub on the feet, getting thoroughly around and in between each toe

To try if I'm feeling fancy:

Use one of those shower steamer bath bomb things, or take a bubble bath first to soak in some good smelling colorful stuff, and then shower off the gunk

Special face wash/treatment or one of those stereotypical self-care face mask things

Maybe like a sugar scrub kind of thing on the legs and feet and anywhere else those are good for

When done:

Thoroughly dry off, spend some time air-drying mostly naked if I can

This tip is not just for me: BRUSH YOUR TEETH. Half-ass it if needed, don't use toothpaste if you can't stand it, avoid the very back of your tongue if it makes you gag too much, use a cloth (sweatshirt sleeve was my go-to as a teen) instead of a brush if that's easier, but at the VERY least, scrub some gunk off your teeth. Those are VERY important for being able to eat and VERY expensive to replace and fix if they rot

Put on the cleanest, comfiest, driest clothes I can find

Replace my greasy pillowcase and snuggle a cat or a plushie for a while

TL,DR: Shampoo the hair, soap the pits, tits, and bits, and BRUSH YOUR TEETH (or at least rub em down with a cloth).

[hirsuteandcute]

I’m truly over ‘relatable’/indie marketing on social media. I’m all for supporting small or locally owned businesses, but honestly they’re just as bad as big companies, especially since they seem to be held to a lower standard regarding what is featured in their ads/marketing, and they dress themselves up as having a “best friend/older sister” type vibe or being “run by women just like you” (as if women can’t also be judgemental or shame other women).

TikTok and Instagram seem to be flooded shaving ads (despite the fact I never interact with/purposefully view this content) - and almost ALL of the ads are about shaving your vulva. Keep in mind that TikTok/Insta has a huge demographic of tweens/teens/young adults, and these ads pop up every 5 posts or something.

I finally messaged a reasonably sized UK beauty brand about their ads being kind of gross and judgemental, and framing shaving as the only option despite the fact that so many of their ads basically joke about how painful and difficult shaving your vagina is. The company basically replied “omggg no we’d never say that, everyone should only shave if they want 🥰” like... what a useless and reductive statement lmao.“Only shave if you want” except that you and basically everyone else acts like it’s disgusting and shaving should be the default. And you’re going to continue to spread that message because you want to sell your stupid shaving butter. Several companies market their pussy shaving products the exact same way (but they all have their comments off - lol what a surprise). Even Gilette has a special range just for pussy hair now - but at least they keep their advert bland and professional, instead of this “omg bestie don’t you hate it when your disgusting bush starts to grow back in??” rubbish.

Idek what point of this rant is - just how insidious, shitty, and insincere the beauty industry is, even the ‘smaller’ brands, and how sad I am for the next generation of girls who will view shaving, especially their pubic hair, as the only option. I can’t tell you how many “hygiene tips” videos made by 15 year olds including shaving your pussy hair - despite the fact that it is actually safer and cleaner to keep it.

Women truly can’t have shit, even pussy hair lmao

[heyitsgigisadventures]

Perfume-Inspired Outfits, part 2

Perfume-Inspired Outfits, part 2   If you’re looking for a new way to spice up your fashion sense, these perfume-inspired outfits are the way to go! In this post, we’re going to analyze a total of 10 fragrances, and as many ensembles. Did your favorite perfume make the cut? Read to find out!     Do you want to literally glow up overnight using the Light Feminine method? Click here!     Hey,…

[asmrgiorelaxme]

RAIN Hammering & 10 Hours Distant TRAIN Soothing Sleep Hygiene for Mental health and Teen Sleep tips

[ibrowandlashesau]

Are Eyelash Extensions Suitable for Teenagers? How Young is Too Young for Lash and Brow Treatments?

Eyelash extensions have become a popular beauty trend for people of all ages. They offer a way to enhance natural lashes, giving a fuller, more dramatic look without the need for daily mascara application. However, when it comes to teenagers, questions often arise about whether they are suitable for such treatments and how young is too young to start. Let’s explore the world of eyelash extensions, particularly in Brighton, and how they fit into the lives of younger individuals.

Understanding Eyelash Extensions

Eyelash extensions are semi-permanent fibers attached to individual natural lashes using a specialized adhesive. They come in various lengths, thicknesses, and styles, allowing for a highly customizable look. Popular among those seeking a polished appearance for special occasions or daily wear, extensions can save time and enhance confidence.

Are Eyelash Extensions Suitable for Teenagers?

The suitability of eyelash extensions for teenagers largely depends on individual circumstances, parental consent, and the occasion. Teenagers are often drawn to lash treatments for events like formals, proms, and other special occasions where they want to look their best.

For younger clients, many salons offering eyelash extensions in Brighton require parental consent for those under 18. It’s crucial to ensure that the salon adheres to strict hygiene standards and uses high-quality products to avoid potential irritation or allergic reactions. Additionally, teenagers with sensitive skin or existing eye conditions should consult with a professional before proceeding.

How Young is Too Young for Lash and Brow Treatments?

When considering the right age for lash and brow treatments, several factors come into play:

Maturity Level: Teens should understand the maintenance required for eyelash extensions, including avoiding rubbing their eyes, using oil-free makeup removers, and attending regular infill appointments.

Parental Guidance: Parents should evaluate whether their teenager’s desire for extensions aligns with their values and comfort levels.

Occasion: For younger teens, temporary options like strip lashes or magnetic lashes might be more appropriate for one-off events.

Many salons suggest 16 as a reasonable starting age for semi-permanent treatments, provided there is parental consent and the teen demonstrates responsibility in maintaining the extensions.

Lashes for Formals, Proms, and Special Events

Special events like formals and proms are some of the most common reasons teenagers seek eyelash extensions. These occasions often call for a more glamorous look, and extensions can help achieve this effortlessly. When planning for such events, here are a few tips:

Plan Ahead: Book your appointment at a reputable salon well in advance to secure a slot and allow time for adjustments if needed.

Choose Wisely: Opt for a style that complements your natural features and event attire. Overly dramatic lashes might overshadow your overall look.

Aftercare Matters: Follow the aftercare instructions provided by your lash technician to ensure the extensions last through the event.

Alternatives to Eyelash Extensions

For teenagers who are unsure about committing to semi-permanent extensions, there are alternatives to consider:

Temporary Strip Lashes: These are easy to apply and remove, making them ideal for one-time use.

Magnetic Lashes: A less invasive option that uses magnets to attach the lashes instead of glue.

Lash Tinting and Lifting: These treatments enhance natural lashes without the need for extensions, providing a more subtle look.

Final Thoughts

Eyelash extensions can be a fantastic way to enhance natural beauty, especially for special occasions. For teenagers in Brighton and beyond, it’s essential to approach these treatments responsibly. Ensure that the salon is reputable, and prioritize safety and hygiene. With proper guidance and care, eyelash extensions can be a safe and enjoyable way for teens to express themselves and feel confident on their big day.

If you’re considering eyelash extensions in Brighton, consult with a trusted professional to explore your options and find the perfect look for your needs. Source: https://ibrowandlashesaus.blogspot.com/2025/01/are-eyelash-extensions-suitable-for.html

[fairytales-and-folklore]

The Doctor's Darkest Hour

Doctor Who » Eleven Era

Title: The Doctor's Darkest Hour

Author: fairytalesandfolklore

Fandom: Doctor Who (Masterlist)

Characters: The Eleventh Doctor x Amelia Pond x Rory Williams

AO3 Rating: Teen & Up (a complete collection of author's notes, inspiration credits, content warnings and tags can be found on AO3)

Summary: The Doctor travels back in time and accidentally becomes the new sex education professor at a local high school. As if that isn't already awkward enough, he discovers that two of his students are none other than Amelia Pond and Rory Williams.

The moment he discovers the large cardboard box with its terrifying silicone contents sitting innocently on his desk, he realizes that he can't possibly make it through this alive. He silently curses the administration (but it's his own fault, really.) Shouldn't have said 'Doctor.' Everyone always assumes you're an actual medical professional when you call yourself a Doctor. Should've just stuck with 'Professor.' At least then he could've gotten assigned something easy like maths or physics. Health and wellness isn't all that important, is it? If they don't understand basic hygiene at this age, then clearly, there's no hope for the future.

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The Doctor paces outside of the classroom door, wringing his hands and sighing desperately to himself. He glances at the sign taped to the splintering wood and rolls his eyes. He repeats this process over and over and over again for several minutes straight, frightening the other professors that roam the hallway as he mentally and physically slaps himself into a relative state of confidence, before turning the handle and stumbling inside. 

The classroom isn't very large, and the Doctor can't decide if that makes this entire situation better or worse. His eyes rove over each student, scrutinizing them. A wave of panic washes over him as he realizes that the class is mainly comprised of girls.

Big, scary, senior-ranking girls. 

Girls who pop their bubblegum like a series of small gunshots and scrape their boots on the back of the chairs in front of them. 

Girls with super-fast perfectly-manicured fingernails clicking away on cell phone keyboards, apps at the ready to catch all of his mistakes on camera and upload them for all the world to see. 

Girls with seemingly permanent don't fuck with me scowls and raging teenage hormones and…dare he say it…periods. The Doctor shudders in horror.

None of them have even bothered to spare him a passing glance, even though he's been standing at the front of the room, pacing in front of a large whiteboard, for the past ten minutes. 

The moment he discovers the large cardboard box with its terrifying silicone contents sitting innocently on his desk, he realizes that he can't possibly make it through this alive. He silently curses the administration (but it's his own fault, really.)

Shouldn't have said 'Doctor.' Everyone always assumes you're an actual medical professional when you call yourself a Doctor. Should've just stuck with 'Professor.' At least then he could've gotten assigned something easy like maths or physics. Health and wellness isn't all that important, is it? If they don't understand basic hygiene at this age, then clearly, there's no hope for the future. 

Besides which, the Doctor is here strictly on the grounds of wibbly wobbly timey wimey activity. Realistically, he could probably accomplish his detective work just as effectively if he were to become a janitor. The more he considers it, the more appealing of an idea it becomes. He decides to make a run for it. It's not like any of them will actually notice if he leaves, anyway.

The tips of his fingers just barely graze the brass handle when the door crashes open and he's smacked full in the face as two more students come barreling through. It's Amelia's cricket bat all over again as he struggles to regain focus, but then, a ridiculous smile spreads across his face as he takes in the sight of a buoyant, uniform-clad ginger girl dragging a sheepish, pointy-nosed boy by the hand and popping down into a seat directly at the front of the classroom. 

The young girl's long, scarlet-painted fingernails reach into the depths of her purse to pull out a notebook and a pen, while the boy opens his rucksack right side down and spills its contents all over the floor. 

The girl sports an amused sort of smile as she rolls her eyes and shakes her head, leaning over to help him pick up his pencils, and accidentally giving the Doctor a full shot of her breasts. Her skin is pale and adorably freckled, her little pink lips poised for a playful jab. 

The boy looks at her like he's never seen anything more beautiful in his entire life, and secretly, the Doctor can't help but agree with him. He clears his throat, shaking all manner of lecherous thoughts from his mind as he attempts to gain the class's attention. 

Adolescent Amy Pond looks up from her notebook, its pages filled with sketches of vintage police boxes with flashing lights, tiny little cartoon fish swimming in a sea of custard, and a lanky, disheveled looking man in a ripped, ragged shirt with its sleeves rolled up to his elbows, loosened spiral tie carelessly flung over one of his shoulders, and her mouth falls open, eyes wide with shock as she takes in the sight of her substitute health teacher.

In that moment, the Doctor realizes that he could, potentially, rewrite their entire history if he even speaks a word to her, and so, with much difficulty, the Doctor does his absolute best to just ignore her, and turns to address the class as a whole.

"So, you lot. Look at you. On the brink of adulthood, all bright-eyed and shiny-faced and brimming with teenage life. Well, good for you," he says, smiling cheerfully, carefully avoiding Amy's gaze as he bounces on the balls of his feet. 

Rory stares straight ahead, unaffected by this perfect stranger, because technically, Rory won't have actually met the Doctor until about a year from now, but Amy looks positively starstruck, her cat-like, olive green eyes roving over every inch of the Doctor as she tries to figure out why he looks so much like her childhood imaginary friend.

"So, this is the health and wellness unit, I take it?" he asks. 

The class stares back at him blankly. A hand rockets into the air, and a girl with light blonde hair asks, "What happened to Miss Harper?" 

The Doctor raises his eyebrows and smiles.

"She's on holiday. Won a fortnight's paid vacation to Mallorca in a random draw. I'm her substitute. You can call me Professor Smith," the Doctor says, smirking smugly as he writes his name in large, bright blue lettering on the whiteboard. 

It was entirely too easy to trick humans these days. Just sonic an ATM, purchase plane tickets, book a hotel room, and create a fake lottery for the professors of the high school. End result: immediate temporary vacancy with an urgent need to fill up a job posting.

"So, erm…you're all studying the section on personal hygiene, right?" he asks, rubbing his hands together and glancing furtively at the big cardboard box filled with all manner of silicone horrors, sat next to the comically large textbook on the desk. He decides there's no way in hell he's not touching them, because truthfully, he doesn't even know what half of the items in that box might do.

"No," the blonde girl corrects him. "Actually, we've just covered drugs and alcohol last month. This month's topic is sex education."

The Doctor cringes and the rest of the class giggles at the mere mention of the word as conspiratorial glances are shared across the room. 

Amy, however, looks perfectly unbothered. Meanwhile, Rory has flushed a deep shade of crimson down to his neck as he glances over at his girlfriend. 

Clearly, they haven't reached that particular milestone in their relationship just yet, but the Doctor doesn't even want to think about the fact that they eventually will.

"Oh," he says, blushing furiously and backing away slowly in another attempt to make a run for it. 

Only, his curiosity about meeting eighteen-year-old Amy and Rory, of getting to hang out with his two best friends (even though neither of them technically know it yet) gets the better of him. 

He sighs, shakes his head, and makes up his mind to stay and follow through. He can do this. He's lived for over nine hundred years. Fought Daleks and Cybermen and Slitheen. Saved countless planets and people from war and destruction. He can handle a simple sex education class. Probably.

The Doctor swallows nervously as he picks up the heavy textbook from off the desk, and instructs the class to turn to a random page, hoping for the best. Unfortunately, he opens to a spread of a rather large penis, all floppy and hairy, staring him boldly in the face.

"Erm," he begins, scrunching up his eyes to read the tiny text on the page. "So…as the book clearly states, throughout history, there have been several euphemisms used to distinguish the male genitalia, some of which include 'the hickory-smoked sausage,' 'the lap-rocket,' and 'his majesty in purple cap,' however, we must learn to call it by its proper name, which is, of course, the penis."

The Doctor can feel the blush creeping into his cheeks, threatening to melt the skin clean off of his face, when Amy raises her hand.

"Yes, Pond?" he says, regretting it immediately when she asks, "But why is it called 'his majesty in purple cap'? I thought they were a bit more, you know, pinkish."

The Doctor swallows nervously and says, "Yes, well, they are when they're all floppy and dangly, but when they're very firm, they can get a bit purple, I suppose."

"Do you know this from personal experience?" A tall brunette from the back smirks at him, waiting for an answer.

"Erm…well, I mean, I do have one, so technically, that answer is yes."

"But why do they get all firm? What has to happen in order to make them firm?" She punctuates each word with a mocking drawl, and her friends all giggle madly.

"Well, erm…when a man gets excited, all of the blood rushes there and then it just sort of pops up," he says, struggling to keep composure, practically glowing scarlet when Amy runs a hand along Rory's thigh.

"For example!" he shouts before he can stop himself, pointing to Rory's trousers. Amy immediately takes her hand away and smiles sheepishly. Rory's eyebrows all but disappear behind his fringe, his cheeks about as red as the Doctor's.

"Erm, right then, let's move on, shall we? If you could all just turn to page three-hundred and ninety-four, you'll find…oh dear lord," he groans.

The Doctor nearly passes out as he stares at the contents of the new page: little cartoon images of women brandishing whips at bound and gagged men, tying them up to bedposts with handcuffs and silk ties, whipped cream and strawberries and feathers barely concealing breasts and thighs, and all manner of frightening things displayed under the giant header KINKS. 

The little cartoon women all share a striking resemblance to River, he notices. The Doctor blinks several times and chances a glance at the class, all of whom are dead quiet, shoulders shaking like they're drilling the road with bouts of silent laughter.

"So, alright then, let's talk about kinks. Erm…kinks are like fetishes…which are things that people like to do with other people that involve out-of-the-ordinary…erm, practices," he says, closing the book and trying not to think about the time that River asked him to dress up in a French maid costume.

"Do you have any kinks, professor?" the brunette chimes in again.

"That's a rather inappropriate thing to ask your…that is, I mean to say…no, I don't."

"Bollocks," she whispers. "He's obviously got a thing for bowties."

The Doctor adjusts the little red bundle of fabric that sits at the base of his throat, pressing uncomfortably against his Adam's apple with each anxious swallow. He hastily turns the page one last time, hoping for something relatively innocent. 

He quickly flips through the section about sexually transmitted infections, grimacing at the rather graphic photographs contained therein, skipping past the section on pregnancy and childbirth with such an alarming momentum that he nearly rips out the pages. 

Finally, he turns to a page where a curious-looking object with lots of narrow tubes and circles stares back at him, and he can't, for the life of him, figure out what the hell it is. In a moment of sheer desperation, he turns the book toward the class and asks, "What is this, exactly?"

To his horror, the room explodes with laughter. The boys all shake their heads, clutching their sides, while the girls whip out their phones to get a good shot of their dumbfounded professor. 

In a moment of desperation, the Doctor turns toward Rory, trusting he'll offer up a proper answer that won't make him look like a complete fool. Rory blushes furiously and shakes his head, cursing himself for his terrible luck, and murmurs, "Erm, professor, that would be a vagina."

The Doctor's eyes widen in shock as he stares from Rory's face back to the textbook. With one last embarrassed glance toward Amy and Rory, the Doctor mumbles something about needing a loo break and bolts for the door, slamming it swiftly behind him. 

Hearts hammering wildly inside his chest, the Doctor reaches into his back pocket for a false moustache, slaps it under his nose, and walks off in the direction of the janitor's closet to hide with the friendly-looking mops and brooms for the remainder of the day.

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Find an Orthodontist Near Me for Expert Dental Care

When searching for an orthodontist near me, you’re not just looking for a dental professional — you’re seeking someone who can help transform your smile and boost your confidence. Orthodontic treatments, like braces or Invisalign, play a vital role in aligning teeth and improving overall oral health. Whether you’re in need of advanced orthodontic care or simply exploring your options, this blog will guide you through what to expect and where to find quality dental services.

Why Orthodontic Care Matters

Orthodontics is more than just achieving straight teeth. Proper alignment ensures better oral hygiene by making it easier to clean between teeth. Misaligned teeth can cause issues like uneven wear, gum problems, or jaw discomfort. By visiting a skilled orthodontist, you can address these concerns early and avoid complications in the future.

If you’re considering orthodontic care, it’s important to find a trusted provider. Luckily, many clinics also offer general dentistry services, so you can take care of all your dental needs in one place. For those located nearby, clinics like ours, with highly trained professionals, are a great choice when searching for an orthodontist near me.

What to Expect from an Orthodontist

Orthodontists specialize in diagnosing and treating teeth alignment and jaw irregularities. Here’s what you can expect during your visit:

Consultation: Your orthodontist will assess your teeth and discuss treatment options tailored to your needs. Treatment Plan: Depending on your dental goals, options like metal braces, clear aligners (such as Invisalign), or retainers may be recommended. Regular Appointments: Follow-up visits ensure your treatment is progressing as planned. Orthodontists often work closely with general dentists to create comprehensive care plans. If you’re looking for both orthodontic services and general care, consider exploring clinics that cater to multiple dental needs, whether you’re searching for a dentist in Bargoed or a dentist in Aberdare.

Finding the Right Orthodontist

Choosing an orthodontist requires careful consideration. Here are some tips to make the process easier:

Read Reviews: Look for patient testimonials online to gauge the quality of care. Check Credentials: Ensure the orthodontist is licensed and experienced in handling cases similar to yours. Convenience Matters: Search for a clinic near your location, so regular visits are hassle-free. If you’re near Bargoed or Aberdare, choosing a nearby clinic saves time and ensures accessibility.

Why Location Matters: Dentist in Bargoed or Aberdare

If you’re located in South Wales, searching for a dentist in Bargoed or a dentist in Aberdare offers you access to expert care close to home. Clinics in these areas often provide personalized services, shorter travel times, and a comfortable environment for families. Additionally, smaller local clinics tend to offer flexible scheduling, including evenings or weekends, making it easier for patients with busy lives to attend appointments.

Orthodontists at these locations also collaborate with general dentists to offer treatments like teeth cleaning, fillings, and cosmetic procedures under one roof. This integrated approach ensures your smile stays healthy during and after orthodontic care.

Choosing Between Braces and Invisalign

A common question many patients have is whether to choose traditional braces or Invisalign. Both have their advantages:

Braces: Suitable for complex alignment issues and typically more affordable. Invisalign: Offers a discreet way to straighten teeth, making it popular among adults and teens. Your orthodontist will recommend the best option based on your dental needs and lifestyle preferences. Regardless of the treatment you choose, the goal remains the same — a healthier, straighter smile.

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Expert Tips for Finding the Best Gynaecologist in Dubai

Choosing the right gynaecologist is vital for every woman’s health and well-being. With Dubai’s advanced healthcare facilities and renowned specialists, women can access comprehensive care tailored to their specific needs, from routine check-ups to advanced treatments.

Gynaecologists in Dubai provide a wide range of services, including:

Prenatal care and fertility treatments.

Management of menstrual disorders, PCOS, and endometriosis.

Hormone therapy and menopause guidance.

Minimally invasive surgeries like laparoscopies.

When selecting a gynaecologist, consider factors such as their experience, specialization, patient reviews, and hospital affiliations. Dubai’s clinics prioritize patient comfort and privacy, offering world-class care using the latest technologies.

Key Stages of Gynaecological Care:

Preventive Care: Routine exams, Pap smears, and screenings for early detection.

Adolescent Care: Addressing hormonal changes and menstrual health for teens.

Reproductive Health: Fertility assessments, contraception, and family planning.

Pregnancy and Prenatal Care: Support through all stages of pregnancy, including high-risk cases.

Menopause Management: Treatment for hot flashes, osteoporosis, and other symptoms.

Surgical Interventions: Procedures like hysteroscopies and laparoscopies.

Expert Insights from Dr. Neha Lalla:

Dr. Neha Lalla, a highly regarded gynaecologist in Dubai, shares practical tips for optimal care:

Comprehensive Antenatal Care: Regular check-ups and maintaining a positive mindset through meditation and support groups.

Post-Surgical Care: Following hygiene and medication guidelines for smooth recovery.

Healthy Lifestyle: Balanced nutrition and early diagnosis for conditions like fibroids and endometriosis.

Open Communication: Discuss concerns openly for tailored advice and support.

Visit Dr. Neha Lalla’s Clinic:

The clinic for Dr. Neha Lalla is located at:

Prime Hospital, Casablanca Street, Next to Le Méridien, Garhoud, Dubai, UAE.

Directions for Patients:

From Mumbai (Western Line):

Take a local train to Mumbai Central or Andheri railway station.

Travel to Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj International Airport (Mumbai Airport).

Board a flight to Dubai International Airport (DXB).

The clinic is a short 10-minute drive from Dubai Airport in the Garhoud area.

From Mumbai (Central Line):

Reach Dadar station or Kurla and connect to Mumbai Airport via a taxi or metro.

Fly to DXB Airport and proceed as above.

For Out-of-Mumbai Patients:

Arrive in Mumbai via train, flight, or bus.

Use Mumbai Airport for a direct flight to Dubai.

Upon arrival at DXB, taxis and ride-share services can take you to the clinic in approximately 10 minutes.

Ensure to check visa requirements and book appointments in advance for a seamless visit.