#hydrogen bomb vs ...FIRE????

[idwsonicshowdown]

Round 2 - Left Side

[nemkero]

zuko when i make him my oc (hi)

[cartoonico]

Frye, Shiver, I love you both so much. You're so amazing and talented but if you seriously thought you could just barge into the green room of Off The Hook, a Superstar duo with nearly 10 years of experience in the industry, challenge them to a diss-off and NOT get your asses handed to you by them, you had another thing coming 😭

[fireemblemyaoipoll]

Introducing the official Fire Emblem Yaoi Poll bracket! These are the 32 pairings that will be fighting for their lives to become the tumblr fire emblem fandom’s most beloved dudes.

Round one will be split into two sections, with the first half (left side of the bracket) going live TOMORROW, May 6th!

Campaigning for your favorites is not only allowed, but encouraged! I want to see some impassioned cases for why your funny little guys deserve to win.

In case the image is hard to read, the matchups are under the cut

Python/Forsyth VS Gerik/Innes

Zelgius/Sephiran VS Sigurd/Eldigan

Ike/Soren VS Leo/Takumi

Roy/Wolt VS Vander/Mauvier

Leif/Asbel VS Ephraim/Lyon

Abel/Cain VS Chrom/Robin

Lucius/Raven VS Hisame/Shigure

Marth/Merric VS Tobin/Gray

Ashe/Dedue VS Kieran/Oscar

Leon/Valbar VS Eliwood/Hector

Ferdinand/Hubert VS Niles/Subaki

Xander/Laslow VS Perceval/Elffin

Felix/Dimitri VS Heath/Legault

Gerome/Inigo VS Ares/Seliph

Cormag/Artur VS Tibarn/Reyson

Libra/Lon’qu VS Alcryst/Fogado

[miserablelittleguythrowdown]

(before anybody says anything about zuko being a prince too, do remember he was. disowned? i think the word is? exiled? doesnt count anymore)

[tumblesthroughtimeandspace]

I have discovered that watching LOTR is an excellent hangover cure. 10/10 would recommend

[mysterycitrus]

also sorry ill shut up about this in a minute but — writing from jason’s perspective about dick (in post-crisis canon) is fun because like…….. dick is a very very intimidating person. often not outwardly! he’s generally pretty easy going, he’s very good at talking to people, putting people at ease, etc

but if we’re talking soft + hard power, dick outstrips jason in about every metric like 10-1. in non violent interactions with dick, jason has everything to lose — he might have to put himself at dick’s mercy to get what he wants. it’s not like an oft discussed point in canon but think about the fire power jason has in gotham vs what dick is packing (haha). literally coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb. one guys desert eagle vs the full concentrated power of the sun

once jason would have been able to rely on dick’s loyalty no matter what, the same way that tim and babs and damian and cass and steph and the titans do. but now he’s lost that privilege. he’s on the other side of the fence, second guessing everything dick does as an act to put him at easy before striking. is dick being genuinely friendly or playing 5D chess? probably both if we’re being honest

[blorbo-arena]

Another day, another victory for Iroh as we enter the midway point of Series 1! We now face a true case of the Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby, with the fully-realized Fire Lord Zuko joining the fray. Make no mistake, folks; a match between The Dragon of the West and The Blue Spirit is surely to be quite the spectacle.

Share for wider audience ⚡

[gabriel-the-messenger]

Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon

Please play this game I am begging on my knees

Whats not to like:

1

Big robots fighting with oversized weapons

2

A lovely photo mode for all the screenshots you would ever need

3

Endless mech costumisation

4

Endless LOGO and DECAL constumisation

(This logo took about 3 hours of my day but I regret absolutely nothing)

5

Not one. Not two. But THREE great stories (with NG+ and NG++)

6

"621, the Balam Corporation wants you to burn down this orphenage for a handful of COAM. It's just a job, all of it. Stay focused on the job 621"

7

Handler Walter my beloved🥰

(He's actually just a disembodied voice in the game, credits to u/Count15 on Reddit for the fanart)

Also, shoutout to the lady in my head that calls me Studmuffin (love you Ayre)

8

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb (i.e : if you're gonna commit war crimes and/or throw away your humanity, do it in style)

9

(this one is just for you @zealfruity, if you're anyone else you can scroll past this one)

You can make a Transformer!

(This one is by iiiveliii on TikTok. I haven't found any great Starscreams, meaning YOU should be the first!)

10

If you're not @zealfruity, welcome back! So, for my last and final point:

THE MUSIC

If you weren't already enamoured by the visuals of this game, wait t'ill you hear its soundtrack.

These are two examples I cherry-picked from my favorites, but there's nothing more atmospheric than fighting giant robots while having these bangers in the background.

CLOSING REMARKS

AC6: Fires of Rubicon is an amazing game. It takes about 50-60 hours to complete (including NG+ and NG++), but I've sank more than 100+ hours into it as of writing this post. It offers an experience unlike any other, letting you not only build and costumize your massive war machine to your heart's content, experimenting with many different playstyles, but also let's you experience an amazing story with many hidden facades (in true FromSoftware style (did I mention this was a FromSoft game? Dark Souls FromSoft?)) and fight interesting and varied bosses.

Be warned, I have struggled on quite a few bosses, and even the tutorial boss is considered a "filter". However, when you do beat these ennemies, you feel a rush unlike any other.

I've spent all this time writing this and yet I haven't even talked about PvP, and thats because my enjoyment of it varies extremely depending on who I'm fighting. Some people run builds based around the meta (which I personnally find a bit boring, but if that's your vibe then go all out), but I find the truly entertaining matches to be players who aren't afraid to experiment, bringing unconventionnal weapons or builds and trying out interesting strategies. Some also throw all of that out of the window, and I've had quite a few matches end up with me and them simply throwing our weapons out and punching each other to death.

All around, I obviously could not recommend this game more. It's a good 9.5/10 for me, with my only criticism is that I wish there were more long-range and ballistic weapons (I'm a sucker for the sound of bullets ricocheing).

[1-800-deactivatednearu]

[i.d.: tf2 fanart. red pyro holds the phlog, a flamethrower, and looks down at blu scout. scout's adult head is on a baby's body, such as seen in pyroland in the video "meet the pyro." he looks up blankly. they are captioned "Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby," in which pyro is the bomb and scout the baby. the background is a fire, lighting the two dramatically. /end i.d.]

zzz

[fictional-disease-fight]

FINALLY BRACKET TIME WAAAA

SIDE A

the rot (rain world) vs the infection (hollow knight)

hanahaki (source not consistent based on submissions) vs alexandrias genesis (tumblr)

metal virus (sonic) vs NIDS (sonic)

the cheese touch (diary of a wimpy kid) vs cooties (real life)

the suds (spongebob) vs pon farr (star trek)

the sphinx (the mechanisms - ulysses dies at dawn) vs marni wallace's blood disease (repo! the genetic opera)

stand virus (jojos bizarre adventure) vs pentapox (avatar the last airbender)

the apotheosis (the guy who didnt like musicals) vs despair disease (danganronpa 2)

SIDE B

greyscale (a song of ice and fire) vs sand pest (pathologic)

the scorch/the flare (the maze runner) vs scarlet rot (elden ring)

eleazar (genshin impact) vs greencough (warrior cats)

cordyceps infection (the last of us) vs cosmic rust (transformers)

lynks disease (this house has people in it) vs kalina (dimension 20 fantasy high: sophomore year)

radiation induced hanahaki (@cctv-catgirl) vs letumosis (the lunar chronicles)

pokerus (pokemon) vs the red death (the masque of the red death)

kharaa (subnautica) vs radical-6 (zero escape) vs wither sickness (minecraft story mode)

yeah i uh . accidentally made it a 33 bracket INSTEAD OF 32 so i just made one of them a 1 v 1 v 1 . some of these are probably a hydrogen bomb vs baby situation I AM SO SORRY please be niceys to me . polls will either go up next weekend or earlier . im gonna make a bracket image thing sooner or later

[tourneys-by-me]

Here is the Bracket!

Match ups were randomized this time so there might be a few coughing babies vs hydrogen bombs, sorry about that

If y’all have propaganda can you please tag it as #propaganda or send it to my inbox so I can see it

(vs template by TotallyNotIncina on DA)

[bracket under the cut]

Round 1 (A)

Sinbad - Magi: the labyrinth of magic vs Weiss Schnee - RWBY

Cure Magical/Riko Izayoi - Precure vs Lafcadio Boone - The Sexy Brutale

Beverly Toegold V - Not Another D&D Podcast vs Carol Malus Dienheim - Symphogear

Lucy Heartfilia - Fairy Tail vs Aaravos - The Dragon Prince

Cure Miracle/Mirai Asahina - Precure vs Traveler - Genshin Impact

God Serena - Fairy Tail vs Joker - Persona

Maruju - TearRing Saga vs Omnath - Magic: the Gathering

Isaac - Golden Sun vs Delsin Rowe - Infamous

Mega Man - Mega Man vs Lord Snicklefritz - Towertale

Kakashi Hatake - Naruto vs Hazel Levesque - Percy Jackson

Mage - Miitopia vs Gill - Street Fighter

Jason Grace - Percy Jackson vs Mario - Super Mario Bros.

Round 1 (B)

Honey Lemon - Big Hero 6 vs Daylon - Dislyte

Donald Duck - Kingdom Hearts vs Y'shtola Rhul - Final Fantasy

Zoya Nazyalensky - Grishaverse books vs Paula - Earthbound

Alina Starkov - Shadow and Bone vs Domingo - Shining Force

Nami - One Piece vs Alatreon - Monster Hunter

Kevin Kaslana - Honkai Impact 3rd vs Omnimon/Omegamon - Digimon

Erin Ruunaser - Aurora vs Percival King - Epithet Erased

Citan Uzuki - Xenogears vs Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi - Bleach

Wairuha - Bionicle vs Mirabelle Chevalier - In Stars And Time

Mr. 104 (John Dubrovny) - DC Comics vs Tlalocmon - Digimon

X - Mega Man vs Robin - Fire Emblem

Sora - Kingdom Hearts vs Sypha Belnades - Castlevania

Round 1 (C)

Carl, the Invoker - Dota 2 vs Eidolon - Worm (Wildbow's Parahumans)

Vince Reynolds - Super Powereds vs Ark - Terranigma

Camille Severin - Muted vs Skylor Chen - Ninjago

Doctor Coyle - ARMS vs Aang - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Clark Kent/Superman - DC Comics vs Magolor - Kirby

Cetrion - Mortal Kombat vs Siffrin - In Stars and Time

Elemental Hero Neos - Yu-Gi-Oh! vs Greencap - Lone Fungus

Castform - Pokemon vs Trisana Chandler - Emelan

Squall Leonhart - Final Fantasy vs Akamai - Bionicle

Rae Taylor - I'm in Love with the Villainess vs Kirby - Kirby

Korra - Legend of Korra vs Cassian - Villain to Kill

Silvally - Pokemon vs Tiamat - Dungeons and Dragons

Round 1 (D)

The Collector - Aurora vs Twinrova - The Legend of Zelda

MOON - Space Funeral vs The Mage - Magicka

Katarina Claes - My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom vs The Dragonborn - The Elder Scrolls

Chu Wanning - The Husky and His White Cat Shizun vs Zagreus - Hades

Teclis - Warhammer Fantasy vs Qiyana - League of Legends

Sasuke Uchiha - Naruto vs The Defect - Slay the Spire

Blackbeard - One Piece vs Ben Tennyson - Ben 10

Manaria Sousse - I'm in love with the villainess vs Koromaru - Persona

Link (BOTW and TOTK) - The Legend of Zelda vs Callum - The Dragon Prince

Patchouli Knowledge - Touhou vs Soren - Fire Emblem

Spring Man - ARMS vs Shouto Todoroki - My Hero Academia

Capricorn (Tristan and Byron Vera) - Worm (Wildbow's Parahumans) vs Dan Heng - Honkai Star Rail

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

come on zayn where’s the tell all disney plus docuseries that nda can’t possibly last that long it can’t hurt you. pspsps you know you want to

honestly sun/moon ryden doesn't even hold up after you listen to Jon Walkers solo music and realise the amount of Sun/Moon imagery

like either Pretty. Odd. was literally written by MORE THAN JUST ONE PERSON (or like, with bandmate influence) or Jon just really ships it

See in my head when I think about it, afycso is the Ryan album 100% but pretty odd is Jon with heavy collaboration from Ryan. There’s something about the gentleness (?) that feels like Jon’s influence.

Also I hope Jon laughs his ass off every time Ryden is brought up to him. Or goes gone girl idk. Imagine you write an amazing album about the soft continuity of the sun and moon metaphor and your fans take it to be about your bandmate and the fucker you’re carrying 😂

Imagine that shit happened to like idk Zayn or something I think he’d commit a crime

[moltara]

i fear this may be coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby but.

[supermaks]

max going to merc is one of the favorite scenarios i like to entertain with myself bc the idea of max being on lewis’ ass about everything at 19 years old 🤣 but real talk i think for personal growth it’s good that he ended up at red bull

CAN u imagine.......... 2021 speedrun .................... brocedes without the bros. Foecedes. Prolly the greatest lineup of any sport ever and it would've lasted like 2 seasons. 'Max, it's James' and Max stops the car and pulls out an ak and fires directly into the pit wall. Baby coughing vs hydrogen bomb. Merc max would've been on 2 fbi lists. And if J0S was around like he was Max's rookie years thats Lewis on a fbi list too ((free him)). Merc tries to film a single cute lil q&a and Lewis refuses to answer what his favorite color is and Max starts crying. Roscoe is kidnapped 4 times

[shizukutans]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb: fire emblem engage edition