#hur hur hur

[tideswept]

WIP Wednesday

Still deciding on whether to split this into two chapters or post as one whole thing BUT BEHOLD: age reversal Obikin with PadObi and Senator!Anakin for 🎇spice.✨

"Do you have a death wish?"

Skyewalker blinked one eye up at Obi-Wan, the other hidden under a gingerly held ice pack. "Not particularly,” he replied nonchalantly. 

“Then why the kar—” Obi-Wan’s teeth snapped shut, face fraught and rigid with frustration. He couldn't swear at a Senator. No matter how much of a menace, a travesty, or a ridiculous man masquerading at respectability he might be.

Skywalker wisely chose to remain quiet. A dark smear of blood marred the corner of his mouth on the opposite side of the blooming black eye. Outraged at losing the race, that same Trandoshan who’d thrown the first punch had followed up with a jab. If Obi-Wan hadn’t intervened, Skywalker would have been in trouble—and for what? The thrill of a race? Boredom? Restlessness?

All of the above?

And to think that all this had been meant to be a straightforward assignment while Qui-Gon attended to personal business. Adrift, masterless, Obi-Wan had been itching for something to do when Master Windu had asked if he would be willing to provide protection for a new Senator who had been receiving death threats.

Obi-Wan, more fool he, had agreed. But he hadn’t known. There was no way he could have known that his biggest headache would turn out to be the man himself.

[zombi3slobb3r]

I know I say this about every character ever but Wheatley, as a human, would be at the very least chubby. Like, he's a ball... a ball. A sphere. A ball. A ball.

[dalimoor]

That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[aliceandhare]

I'm sick, and last night, in my half asleep delirious febrile state, I hallucinated that Freddy and Foxy from fucking Five Nights at Freddy's were chilling in my bedroom, watching me trying to sleep but failing because I cannot breathe.

[zombozled]

LOVED DA FNAF MOVIE!!!!! thought this scene was so cute :3

[weepingwidar]

Jungwon Jay Hur (Korean, 1996) - With You I Can Imagine a Place Where to Be Phosphate of Calcium is Enough (2023)

[konpeito-water]

Freddy Fazbear's pronouns are now her/her/her/her/her

WOKE fnaf.......

WOKE fve nights at freddys:

ELESBIbeth Afton

HE/HIMRY Emily

Michael Afton

Crying CHILD (GENDER NEUTRAL) Afton

WillBIam Afton

Charlie TRANS ALLEGORY Emily

[israfilskoemaslo]

Some old childish shit (I love that and I love Sun so much, someone please treat me like this)

Paper crown tutorial 👑:P

[bitterseaproduction]

Cultural Misunderstandings: The Slow Burn ‘Angst’ Edition

Bilbo — Thinks Thorin’s either married or a widow because Hobbits only wear rings for marriage and alas, here he is falling for a king already spoken for.

Thorin — Thinks Bilbo must be a widow, for only widows wear their hair short and loose like that (ignoring the existence of Men) and thus he can only pine for the rest of his days for the Hobbit who innocently claimed his heart whilst his own lies in someone else’s grave.

The Company — Displays all the unsaid sympathy and heartfelt care for their poor leader and for the little halfling widow, even when Bilbo responds to their more open gestures of comfort with the most baffled of frowns.

Gandalf — Too busy smoking and worrying about Dark Lords to correct obvious mistakes. At least, not until they make it to a post-battle ‘everyone lives’ ending. Then he might think to notice and elucidate someone. And yes, a good bit of yelling would follow, but he’ll wizard storm them into submission and demand the right to officiate the wedding, don’t you worry.

[zanephillips]

JOSEPH MORGAN Ben Hur (2010)

[zakubabbles]

@amyclarkart da bois

Draw your characters like this

[dalimoor]

That’s what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Fun fact: the Job's courtyard in Good Omens S2 a homage to Ben Hur, the 1959 film :)

concept art:

Ben Hur film:

the GO episode:

[wh40kartwork]

Black Templars

by Paul Hur

[raccoon-in-the-danger-room]

Sometimes I see reviews about D&W where people think Worst Wolverine's backstory is super lacking. That they expected something epic like how Mysterio tricked Logan to slaughter everyone in the Old Man comic run.

But that plot, at least to me, doesn't make The Worst Wolverine. It probably makes the Most Tortured Wolverine -- the story of a man slaughtering his own family with his bare hands because he was mind controlled. Which inevitably created a power vacuum so gigantic that the world basically collapsed as supervillains take over the world.

But the title of Worst Wolverine should belong to the Logan that completely abandons his most important moral value: to be the protector.

Sure, he tends to be nomadic and at times self-isolates, but at his core he truly knows what it means to be a pack animal: to be a part of a cohesive family unit, rely on others, be a guardian for the weak.

In a literal sense, a common backstory for him was that he just fucked off from human society after he mutated to live with a pack of wolves. He turned feral, but they also taught him about the importance of community.

Even if you aren't a fan of the wolf background (which I AM because I think it's funny and dramatic as hell), there's other stories where he got taken care of by the Blackfoot Tribe and Lord Ogun before somehow winding up in the Weapon-X Program. Then, the Hudson family rescued him and helped him gain his humanity back after the adamantium experiments. He joined Department H, and sometime after, he found his place with the X-Men.

My point being that past or present, Logan has always belonged to a family. He needs it -- his human AND animal side both need it. He's not meant to be a creature of solitude. When he is, it's a form of punishment that he inflicts upon himself because he doesn't feel worthy to be around the people he loves or he's worried about hurting them. Or it's something inflicted upon him -- aka he's been captured and is being experimented on.

So what does all this tell us about Logan's moral code? He cares deeply for others because it's in his nature to be a part of a pack and he will do anything to protect them.

He's very caring towards animals (ex. looking after wolves that took care of him, mercy killing a bear in The Wolverine, and saving the horses in Logan). He tried to save Silver Fox's life when Sabretooth attacked her. When his wife Itsu was murdered, he relied on the advice of Lord Ogun to get vengeance for her with the Muramasa Blade. He joined Department H and Alpha Flight because he owed the Hudsons so much after re-acclimating him to society. He stayed with the X-Men because Charles gave him a home, family, and purpose outside of being a weapon. He enabled him to be the good man that he is by not only using his powers for the good fight but also being a teacher for the students.

As a character, Logan was created to reflect the archetype of the cowboy/samurai with the morals of honor, integrity, and justice. He's also not afraid to be judge, jury, and executioner for the people he loves. He's a man of action.

So what is the antithetical? A man who dishonors himself by not taking his job seriously. A man of inaction who abandons those he loves. A man who doesn't seek justice but wallows in regret and guilt.

And what did the Worst Wolverine do?

He let his fondness for drinking harm his work. While he was drinking at a bar, a group of humans invaded the X-Mansion and killed a large part of the staff, students, and X-Men. He entered a berserker rage where he murdered the invaders AND innocent people. He tarnished the legacy of the X-Men.

The title of Worst Wolverine doesn't go to the man who got brainwashed and killed without knowing. The title goes to the Logan who killed indescriminantly and didn’t want to stop.

He chose to walk away when they called out for him. He went into a beast state that made the public completely turn against the X-Men in just one night. Instead of making up for his sins, he just went back to the bar -- the very thing that killed his family. He did everything he could to go against his morals of honor, integrity, and justice.

He was a man who failed his family.

THAT'S what makes him The Worst Wolverine.

[homunculuslover]

HOOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAAAAP!!!! TToTT This is freaking amazing. My first attack!! Thank you so much!!! You better believe I'm gonna be hitting back. *cracks knuckles*

ARTFIGHT ATTACK ON @homunculuslover!!!

Bellos has such a neat design i couldn't help myself!!

Like hello?? Tvhead with sharp teeth and claws ARE YOU KIDDING???