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Time Princess’ insta is always hilarious because you KNOW the team has access to the 3d art models from the books. And as a result they make them do all this:
#the characters in game: fairly stoic#the characters on time princess’ social media:#baking? we got it#goofy poses?#we got it#SUNGLASSES??? we have u covered#time princess#dutp#clement ashkettle#charles vane#huo shao
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Gu Yunting & Huo Shao ~ Ancient Dreams Time Princess ~ IGG, Inc.
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Ancient Dreams - Huo Shao Album Art
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Hot Take: Huo Shao
Man of your Dreams
A) The Hair (probably not military Standard)
B) Cute cute cute cute cute cute <3
C) We got a Two Lip Club member ya’ll
D) Definitely not the kind of collar on military uniforms of the time and area
E) FLUFFY CAPE <3 +5 points
F) Gloves! :D (I have a problem)
G) Love a Gold and Blue Color palette <3
H) Those some good boots
Additional Notes:
Aloof? Cynical? Authoritarian? Repressed?
That’s my type
That’s My TYPE
#hottakesdutp#dutp#dress up time princess#time princess dreamtopia#Huo Shao#Ancient Dreams#dutp Huo Shao#been a minute since i read this one#i do remember he won me over hard though#gorgeous gorgeous boy
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Welcome to the 'Best Character with [X] surname' polls!
This is where I take several characters from different Chinese media (mostly cnovels and cdrama) and run a poll on which one is the 'best'. What does best mean? It's up to you! Whether you love them, are intrigued by their characters, love to hate them, or they're your '2 second blorbos whose personality you made up wholesale', these are all reasons for you to vote for your favs!
NB: the surnames are not exactly the same in all the cases, as often they will be a different character. I am, however, grouping them all together otherwise things got more complicated.
If you can't find a surname, it's because I couldn't find enough candidates (at least 3 from 3 distinct medias) to compete. Feel free to submit candidates!
I will be posting several polls at a time, so do come back and check this masterpost to remember which polls are ongoing, who the winners are, and who's coming up next!
Finished polls: Xing/Rong/Nan/Ren/Pan/Qu/Fu/Sui/Tan/You/Sima/Xuan/Chang/Xun/Shangguan/Jian/Qian/Shu/Xi/Yuwen/Cai/Sha/Yin/Ceng/Helian/Zeng/Lou/Mi/Ji/Ping/Tong/Tuoba/Ge/Murong/Hei/Niu/Tao/Si/Pang/Zi/Gongsun/Mao/Qing/Lian
Chi/Shan/Tian/Dao/Chao/Xin/Ran/Sang/Cang/Miao/Yao/Zang/Chong/Nangong/Kong/Hai/Deng/Kang/Jun/Chun/Gui/Peng/Gong/Dai/Bao/Bian/Leng/Xian/Kan/Hou/Shao/Kou/Zuo/Lai/Tie/Huan/Min/Xiong/Cen/Dou/Misc
There's only a certain number of hyperlinks that can be added per post, so the rest of the completed polls can now be found here
All the details of the individual polls under the readmore
An - posted 15/03/24 WINNER An Zhe
Bai - posted 28/02/24 WINNER Bai Fengxi
Baili - posted 22/03/24 WINNER Baili Qingmiao
Bao - posted 1/05/24 WINNER Bao Rongxing
Bi - posted 26/03/24 WINNER Bi Changfeng
Bian - posted 1/05/14 WINNER Bian Cheng
Cai - posted 7/04/24 WINNER Cai Quan
Cang - posted 23/04/24 WINNER Cang Jiumin
Cao - posted 8/02/24. WINNER - Cao Weining
Cen - posted 7/05/24 WINNEER Cen Xiao
Ceng - posted 8/04/24 WINNER Ceng Aiyu
Chang - posted 3/04/24 WINNER Chang Geng
Chao - posted 21/04/24 WINNER Chao Zi
Chen - posted 9/02/24 WINNER Chen Qingxu
Cheng - posted 10/03/24 WINNER Cheng Shaoshang
Chi - posted 19/04/24 WINNERS Chi Zhanggui and Chi Xiaochi
Chong - posted 25/04/24 WINNER Chong Ming
Chu - posted 12/03/24 WINNER Chu Wanning
Chun - posted 28/04/24 WINNER Chun Shen
Cui - posted 11/03/24 WINNER Madam Cui
Dai - posted 30/04/24 WINNER Dai Mubai
Dao - posted 20/04/24 WINNER Dao Mingsi
Deng - posted 27/04/24 WINNER Deng Kuan
Di - posted 16/02/24 WINNER Di Feisheng
Ding - posted 7/03/24 WINNER Ding Rong
Dong - posted 21/03/24 WINNER Dong Yi
Dongfang - posted 25/03/24 WINNER Dongfang Qingcang
Dou - posted 7/05/24 WINNER Dou Cheng
Du - posted 26/03/24 WINNER Du Cheng
Duan - posted 23/03/24 WINNER Duan Baiyue
Fan - posted 27/02/24 WINNER Fan Xian
Fang - posted 24/02/24 WINNER Fang Duobing
Fei - posted 20/03/24 WINNER Fei Du
Feng - posted 28/02/24 WINNER 'Other'
Fu - posted 31/03/24 WINNER Fu Yao
Gao - posted 13/02/24 WINNER Gao Xiaolian
Ge - posted 13/04/24 WINNER Ge Chen
Gong - posted 30/04/24 WINNER Gong Yu
Gongsun - posted 17/04/24 WINNER Gongsun Heng
Gu - posted 7/03/24 WINNER Gu Xiang
Guan - posted 17/03/24 WINNER Guan Hemeng
Gui - posted 29/04/24 WINNERS Gui Wen, Gui Yang, Gui Bai and 'Other'
Guo - posted 9/02/24 WINNER Guo Changcheng
Hai - posted 26/04/24 WINNER Hai Lanshi
Han - posted 17/03/24 WINNER Han Ying
Hao - posted 16/03/24 WINNER Hao Du
He - posted 22/03/24 WINNER He Xuan
Hei - posted 14/04/24 WINNER Hei Xiazi
Helian - posted 9/04/24 wINNER Helian Yi
Hong - posted 8/03/24 WINNER Hong Qigong
Hou - posted 3/05/24 WINNER Hou Bin
Hu - posted 6/03/24 WINNER Hu Tianying
Hua - posted 21/02/24 WINNER Hua Cheng
Huan - posted 6/05/24 WINNER Huan Xiaoyan
Huang - posted 20/03/24 WINNER Huang Shaotian
Huo - posted 25/02/24 WINNER Huo Xiuxiu
Ji - posted 11/04/24 WINNER Ji Xue
Jia - posted 18/03/24 WINNER Jia Kui
Jian - posted 4/04/24 WINNER Jian Buzhi
Jiang - posted 12/02/24 WINNER Jiang Cheng
Jiao - posted 27/03/24 WINNER Jiao Liqiao
Jin - posted 29/02/24 WINNER Jin Ling
Jing - posted 14/03/24 WINNER Jing Beiyuan
Jun - posted 28/04/24 WINNER 'Other"
Kan - posted 3/05/24 WINNER Kan Jian
Kang - posted 27/04/24 WINNER 'Other'
Kong - posted 26/04/24 WINNERS Kong Xiu and Alexis Kong
Kou - posted 4/05/24 WINNER Kou Baimen
Lai - posted 5/05/24 WINNER Lai Zhongshu
Lan - posted 23/02/24 WINNER Lan Wangji
Lei - posted 12/03/24 WINNER Lei Wujie
Leng - posted 2/05/24 WINNER Leng Yue
Li - posted 18/02/24 WINNER Li Lianhua
Lian - posted 18/04/24 WINNERS Lian Yufan and Lian Qiao
Liang - posted 13/03/24 WINNER 'Other'
Lin - posted 14/02/24 WINNER Lin Chen
Ling - posted 6/03/24 WINNER Ling Wen
Liu - posted 16/02/24 WINNER Liu Qingge
Long - posted 23/03/24 WINNER Long Zhi
Lou - posted 10/04/24 WINNER Lou Yao
Lu - posted 5/03/24 WINNER Lu Guang
Luo - posted 24/02/24 WINNER Luo Binghe
Ma - posted 13/03/24 WINNER Ma Xiuying
Mao - posted 17/04/24 WINNER Mao Panfeng
Mei - posted 14/02/24 WINNER Mei Changsu
Meng - posted 29/02/24 WINNER Meng Zhi
Mi - posted 10/04/24 WINER Mi Chong
Miao - posted 23/04/24 WINNER Miao Renfeng
Min - posted 6/05/24 WINNER Min Yunzhong
Ming - posted 26/02/24 WINNER Ming Yi
Misc - posted 7/05/24 WINNER Gongyi Xiao
Mo - posted 18/02/24 WINNER Mo Xuanyu
Mu - posted 22/02/24 WINNER Mu Nihuang
Murong - posted 13/04/24 WINNER Other
Nan - posted 29/03/24 WINNER Nan Feng
Nangong - posted 25/04/24 WINNER Nangong Si
Nie - posted 15/03/24 WINNER Nie Huaisang
Ning - posted 19/03/24 WINNER Ning Yingying
Niu - posted 14/04/24 WINNER Niu Chunmiao
Ouyang - posted 5/03/24 WINNER Ouyang Zizhen
Pan - posted 30/03/24 WINNER Pan Zi
Pang - posted 16/04/24 WINNER Pang Yizhi
Pei - posted 20/02/24 WINNER Pei Ming
Peng - posted 29/04/24 wINNER Peng Sanbian
Ping - posted 11/04/24 WINNER Ping An
Qi - posted 22/02/24 WINNER 'Other'
Qian - posted 5/04/24 WINNER Qian Jin
Qiao - posted 10/02/24 WINNER Qiao Wanmian
Qin - posted 16/03/24 WINNER Qin Banruo
Qing - posted 18/04/24 WINNER Qing Ge
Qiu - posted 25/03/24 WINNER Qiu Congxue
Qu - posted 30/03/24 WINNER Qu Lingfeng
Ran - posted 22/04/24 WINNERS Ran Lin and Ran Yun
Ren - posted 29/03/24 WINNER Ren Ruyi
Rong - posted 28/03/24 WINNER Rong Changqing
Ruan - posted 21/03/24 WINNER Ruan Nanzhu
Sang - posted 22/04/24 WINNER Sang Zan
Sha - posted 7/04/24 WINNER Sha Hualing
Shan - posted 19/04/24 WINNER Shan Gudao
Shang - posted 3/03/24 WINNER Shang Qinghua
Shangguan - posted 4/04/24 WINNER Shangguan Qin
Shao - posted 4/05/24 WINNER Shao Lin
Shen - posted 23/02/24 WINNER Shen Wei
Sheng - posted 4/03/24 WINNER Sheng Minglan
Sima - posted 2/04/24 WINNER Sima Yi
Shi - posted 8/03/24 WINNER Shi Qingxuan
Shu - posted 5/04/24 WINNER Shu Yanyan
Si - posted 15/04/24 WINNER Si Yilin
Song - posted 19/02/24 WINNER Song Lan
Su - posted 13/02/24 WINNER Su Zhe
Sun - posted 15/02/24 WINNER Sun Wukong
Sui - posted 31/03/24 WINNER Sui Zhou
Tan - posted 1/04/24 WINNER 'Other'
Tang - posted 12/02/24 WINNER Tang Fan
Tao - posted 15/04/24 WINNER Tao Ran
Tian - posted 20/04/24 WINNER Tian Qi
Tie - posted 5/05/24 WINNERS Tie Yinyi and Tie Miansheng
Tong - posted 12/04/24 WINNER Tong Lu
Tuoba - posted 12/04/24 WINNER Tuoba Yan
Wan - posted 24/03/24 WINNER Consort Wan
Wang - posted 26/02/24 WINNER Wang Pangzi
Wei - posted 8/02/24 WINNER Wei Wuxian
Wen - posted 2/03/24 WINNER Wen Kexing
Wu - posted 15/02/24 WINNER Wu Xie
Xi - posted 6/04/24 WINNER Xi Ping
Xia - posted 11/03/24 WINNER Xia Dong
Xian - posted 2/05/24 WINNERS Xian Ge and Xian Qing
Xiang - posted 19/03/24 WINNER Xiang Liu and Xiang Nanfang
Xiao - posted 20/02/24 WINNER Xiao Jingyan
Xie - posted 21/02/24 WINNER Xie Lian
Xin - posted 21/04/24 WINNER Xin Ziyuan
Xing - posted 28/03/24 WINNER Xing Zhi
Xiong - posted 7/05/24 WINNERS Xiong yipei and Xiong Chumo
Xu - posted 25/02/24 WINNER Xu Da
Xun - posted 3/04/24 WINNER Xun Feizhan
Xuan - posted 2/04/24 WINNER Xuan Shen'an | The Empress
Xue -posted 11/02/24 WINNER Xue Yang
Yan - posted 19/02/24 WINNER Yan Wushi
Yang - posted 3/03/24 WINNER Yang Wuxie
Yao - posted 24/04/24 WINNER Yao Zhen
Ye - posted 10/02/24 WINNER Ye Baiyi
Yi - posted 9/03/24 WINNER Yi Bichen
Yin - posted 8/04/24 WINNER Yin Yu
Ying - posted 17/02/24 WINNER Ying Hecong
You - posted 1/04/24 WINNER You Huo
Yu - posted 11/02/23 WINNER Yu Ziyuan
Yun - posted 1/03/24 WINNER Yun Biqiu
Yuan - posted 27/02/24 WINNER Yuan Boya
Yue - posted 4/03/24 WINNER Yue Qingyuan
Yuwen - posted 6/04/24 WINNER Yuwen Xuan
Zang - posted 24/02/24 WINNER Zang Ming
Zeng - posted 9/04/24 WINNER Zeng Xiangdong
Zhan - posted 10/03/24 WINNER Zhan Yunfei
Zhang - posted 17/02/24 WINNER Zhang Qiling
Zhao - posted 1/03/24 WINNER Zhao Yunlan
Zhen - posted 24/03/24 WINNER Zhen Ping
Zhi - posted 14/03/24 WINNER Zhi Xiu
Zhong - posted 27/03/24 WINNER Zhong Li
Zhou - posted 2/02/24 WINNER Zhou Zishu
Zhu - posted 9/03/24 Winner Zhu Hong
Zhuge - posted 18/03/24 WINNER Zhuge Liang
Zi - posted 16/04/24 WINNER 'Other'
Zuo - posted 5/05/24 WINNER Zuo Ran
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This is the most popular BL ships in China according to Lofter
**1. wangxian (MDZS)**
10. Shen Weni / Zhao Yunlan (Guardian)
**12. Lan xichen / Jiang Cheng (MDZS)**
15 Wen Kexing / Zhou Zishu (Word of Honor)
**16 Hualian (MDZS)**
**17 Lan Xichen / Jin Guangyao (MDZS)**
21 Li Yu / Jian Suiying (In Love with an Idiot - 188)
27 He Zhao / Xie Yu (Fake Slacker)
**38 Bingqiu (SVSSS)**
**42 Xiao Xingchen / Xue Yang (MDZS)**
44 Moran / Chu Wanning (2ha)
**52 WWX / JC (MDZS)**
56 19 Days
**57 BingJiu (SVSSS)**
59 Qin Jiu / You Huo (Global University Entrance Examination)
**61** **WWX/LWJ (MDZS) -it's reverse**
**63 Si zhui / Jin Ling (MDZS)**
67 Luo Wenzhou / Fei Du (Mo Du)
**68** **Xue Yang / Xiao Xingchen (MDZS)**
69 Yuan Yang / Gu Qingpei (Beloved Enemies - 188)
73 Zhao Jinxin / Li Shou (Winner Takes All - 188)
77 Jiang Tian / Sheng Wang (Mou Mou)
78 Yan Xie / Jiang Ting (Po Yun)
85 Song Ju Han / He Gu (Years of Intoxication - 188)
87 Shao Qun / Li Cheng Xiu (Sissy - 188)
104 Chang Geng / Gu Yun (Sha po lang)
126. Zhao Yunlan / Shen Weni (Guardian) - reverse
134 SCI
135 Jiang Cheng / Gu fei (Sa Ye)
**138 Nie Mingjue /Jin Guangyao (MDZS)**
141 Yu Fengcheng / Bai Xinyu (My Little Poplar - 188)
**149 JC / WWX (MDZS)**
**161 FengQing (TGCF)**
183 Luo Yi / Wen Xiao Hui (Additional Inheritance - 188)
**185 Moshang (SVSSS)**
195 Bu Chonghua / Wu Yu (Poyun 2 )
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#danmei#wangxian#weilan#xicheng#wenzhou#hualian#xiyao#bingqiu#xuexiao#ranwan#chengxian#bingjiu#jiuhou#zhuiling#zhoudu#moshang#mdzs#guardian#word of honor#in love with an idiot#fake slackers#svsss#2ha#global university entrance examination#mo du#beloved enemies#winner takes it all#mou mou#years of intoxication#fengqing
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Top 6 shelved dramas that I would still really like to see
Ranked in no particular order, selection based on my personal tastes.
1) The Prisoner of Beauty
Plot : Adapted from the novel "Zhe Yao" by Peng Lai Ke, it tells the story of the arranged marriage between Wei Shao (Liu Yuning) and Qiao Man (Song Zuer). The fun thing about this marriage is that they both hate each other for complicated family reasons (in the novel Qiao Man's family is directly responsible for the death of Wei Shao's father), so they start they relationship by trying to make the life of the other a living hell. Ultimately, their relationship will develop as they are impressed by each other's ingenuity and discover common interests. There is also an important "let's protect the empire and the common people" plot behind the romance.
Why I wish I could see it : It looks good !! The main duo of actors are both really good looking, but the production in general looks really high budget, with good costumes and sets. I would love to see that. Just look at this trailer !
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Why I am not seeing it any time soon : Song Zuer :/ bestie :/ tax evasion is bad !!
Can we have some hope ? : Not really, at this point of time, no c-actors caught for tax evasion managed to make an actual comeback in the industry (even really popular ones like Deng Lun or Fan Bing Bing). Song Zuer is still being investigated, so maybe we can hope to see her name cleared but it's a little unlikely because they don't investigate people just for fun. However Song Zuer was involved in a lot of high budget projects so I am sure a lot of people are really motivated to try to airdrop at least some of her projects if they have the possibility.
2) The Fated General
Plot : Classic high-budget historical drama telling the story of real life historical figure Huo Qubing (Zhang Ruoyun) during the Western Han Dynasty. It follows his military feats that got him the reputation of being one of the best military generals in the history of China.
Why I wish I could see it : First, the cast is incredible. We have Zhang Ruoyun (famous for being really good at choosing his scripts), Mao Xiao Tong, Bai Yu, Li Hongyi, Xu Yue, and others. It's really an all star cast except the drama was shot in 2016, before some of them became really famous, so it can be really interesting to watch ! Plus it's a really high budget drama, most of the outdoor scenes are shot in real landscape and not in a studio and it globally looks really good. For a better impression, look at this nice looking MV based on the different trailers of the show :
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Why I am not seeing it any time soon : In 2019 (I think ?) the censorship rules changed concerning historical dramas and established the fact that dramas were forbidden to "distort" certain historical facts. This kind of put an end to traditional historical dramas as they became a way more risky investments, and stopped this one from airing as it already took some liberties in terms of storytelling. Huo Qubing is also a semi-controversial historical figure so it is not helping.
Can we have some hope ? : It's been 7 or 8 years and the regulations concerning historical fiction only got more restrictives in China so I would say no.
3) Immortality
Plot : I'm sure everybody knows the plot of Erha so I don't need to write it but just in case the important tags are : xianxia, dangai, shizunfuckers, reincarnation, blood spitting, stairs, ...
Why I wish I could see it : Outside of the obvious reasons (gay people on my screen, Luo Yunxi spitting blood), it's also produced by the same people involved in the production of Till the End of the Moon and Shui Long Yin, so I have I hopes for the artistic direction of the drama. Also for dmbj fans : did you know Liu Chang played a guest role in this drama ? Idk what he is doing here but I would love to see it.
Why I am not seeing it any time soon : We are all aware of the famous 2021 dangai ban, but in general the chinese government is not a big fan of massive and really agitated fandoms (in the way The Untamed fandom was), so Immortality is in a pretty bad position.
Can we have some hope ? : Yeah !!!!! Hyx TOMORROW !!! Believe in your dreams !!!
For real : Two options. 1) On a random morning of the year 20XX you wake up to danmei fans in your tl losing their marbles bc the 6 first episodes of hyx were randomly airdropped during the night with no promotion and no warnings. You cry some tears of joy and immediately go watch Luo Yunxi spit some blood on screen. 2) After many years hyx is still not out but there were so many leaks that the fans managed to recreate the entire series from scraps and now you can watch it in full. Look, they already started :
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4) Night Wanderer
Plot : Zong Yin (Ni Ni) is a forensic expert living in Shanghai in 2021. She met, in her own apartment, a man, called Sheng Qing Rang (Deng Lun), claiming to be the owner of this apartment but in 1937. Together they discover that they can travel to their respective time periods through their shared apartment and start to develop a strong relationship, first as confidence and progressively as lovers. However, the situation get complicated as the Battle of Shanghai broke out in 1937 putting both of their lives in danger.
Why I wish I could see it : First, for lesbian reasons as I would never miss an occasion to stare at Ni Ni for 36 episodes (Wang Yuwen also has a supporting role here and I really like her ! Double win !). Second, it's actually a really nice and original plot for a CDrama and I have full confidence in both actors' capacity to pull off a really good performance to go with it. Look at this trailer ! It looks so promising !
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Why I am not seeing it any time soon : Deng Lun !!! Tax evasion is bad !!
Can we have some hope ? : Even less than for The Prisoner of Beauty as Deng Lun is 100% proved to have committed tax evasion. There is often rumors about him coming back to acting but it's unlikely.
5) Winner is King
Plot : Based on the novel "Sha Po Lang" by Priest, set in a steampunk version of the Liang Dynasty. It tells the story of Chang Geng (Chen Zhe Yuan), a young man living in a random countryside village, who discovers after a raid on their village that the closest people around him were hiding a big secret about his identity. He also discovers that the people around him are not who they pretend to be, especially his yifu (adoptive father, played by Tan Jianci), and realizes that his life will never be the same.
Why I wish I could see it : Outside of the reasons already mentioned in hyx's case, Winner is King is also directed by the same director as Guardian and a Journey to Love. I really like his work and he proved that he was able to do really good things even with a really low budget, so now imagine with a decent amount of money ? It could be great. Also I really like the idea of an ancient china steampunk but I am too lazy to read the book.
Why I am not seeing it any time soon : Same reason as hyx and all the other dangais </3 Also I am not sure of how advanced the production was when it was stopped, because I feel like there are not as many content leaks.
Can we have some hope ? : If we can manifest hard enough the end of the ban, it is possible.
6) The Love of Hypnosis
Plot : During the end of Qing Dynasty, a (patriotic) young man named Yen Shen (Jing Boran) meets a fragrance shop owner named Lu Man Sheng (Liu Yifei). Man Sheng has the special ability/ mission to relieve the hearts of people suffering because of love, but it does not mean that her own romantic life is easier to deal with. Together they fall in love and have to navigate the really troubled times of the end of Qing Dynasty.
Why I wish I could see it : If you are familiar with Liu Yifei and Jing Boran acting I'm sure you can see the potential of this pairing ??? Just the poster has more on screen chemistry than some pairings have in 40 episodes. At this point the plot could be written by a cat walking on a keyboard and I would still have hope for a good chemistry. Also the drama has Liu Mintao in a supporting role and I am in love with her so it's a plus.
Why I am not seeing it any time soon : First, there are some copyright issues with the original manhwa author. Second, the second male lead, Zhao Lixin, got more or less canceled a few years back for political reasons (sorry I don't have the details).
Can we have some hope ? : I would say maybe a little. Copyright issues can be solved and I've heard that Zhao Lixin is still shooting in dramas, meaning that there is hope for some of his stuff still being released.
That's all <3
Sorry for depressing information maybe ? Next time I promise I will make a post about dramas I am looking forward to and that are likely to be released sooner or later.
#cdrama#the prisoner of beauty#the fated general#immortality#hao yi xing#night wanderer#winner is king#the love of hypnosis#hitting my head against the wall
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Oh, brother...aka keeping it in the (royal) family
I recently realized that for some reason “multiple brothers one girl” seems to be a popular category in costume dramas. I am not sure why such sharing is necessary in a polygamous society for fancy royals each of whom can get himself a whole harem, but I am not complaining that it appears any remake of the Hollywood classic “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” would clearly be changed into “One Bride for Seven Brothers, and Some of the Brothers Spit Blood and Die” if it were a cdrama. Here are some of the dramas at issue.
Liu Shi Shi appears to be the queen of this subgenre to such an extent that I am vaguely wondering if it’s in her contract. We are gonna start with THREE of her dramas:
Bu Bu Jing Xin - Liu Shi Shi has not one, not two, but THREE hot royal brothers, played by Nicky Wu, Kevin Cheng and Lin Gengxin, pine for her time-traveling self. Since this is an exquisite (no, seriously, it’s amazing) period piece about loss and longing, she ends up with none of them, instead of a hot vagely-’cesty gangbang as one might expect from that set-up.
Lost Love in Times - poor Liu Shi Shi, she’s a sexy witch having to pick between William Chan and his shady brother Joe Xu. To make it even trippier, the two actors look like each other, to really hammer the whole “siblings want her” theme.
The Imperial Doctress - why bust what’s not broken? It’s the true and tried Liu Shi Shi and hot royal brothers formula. She’s a doctor who spends most of her time practicing medicine, escaping barbarians and creating feminism, not noticing that as she pines for one royal brother played by Huang Xuan, another royal brother, played by infinitely hotter Wallace Huo, is pining for her.
Gong/Jade Palace Lock Heart - if Liu Shi Shi is the queen of that set up, Feng Shao Feng is the king, what with this and Military Seal, both of which star Yang Mi. Clearly, there are worse ways to make a career than stealing Yang Mi from a royal brother. Here, Yang Mi is a spunky time traveler in the middle of Kang Xi’s sons’ fight for the throne. She first falls for Four but ends up with Eight. In between, she offers to bang Four to save Eight as one does. Gives a whole new meaning to sharing is caring and “have you brought enough for the entire class?”
Legend of the Military Seal - Yang Mi and FSF strike again. FSF is madly in love with his brother’s wife, and since she’s not afflicted by blindness, she shares his feelings. Surprisingly, but delightfully, happy ending ensues.
Who Rules the World - more like which brother rules awesome Zhao Lusi’s heart. Going by the rule of “hottest brother wins,” Yang Yang gets the girl in a drama that is pretty yum yum.
Colourful Bone - one hot seriously whumped out royal brother and one whiny immature one, oh who should the heroine pick? This drama stands for the proposition that you should protect and save abused people, especially if they are hot men, since they will always turn out to be an emperor in disguise. This drama btw is one giant kinkfest for yours truly.
The Eternal Love - you could make THREE whole seasons out of timetravel and brothers into the same girl, who knew.
Dreaming Back to the Qing Dynasty - if you’ve seen Gong or BBJX, you know the drill. Horde of queued brothers queueing for the heroine.
(Mine and all my brothers’, that is -Ed.)
Princess Jieyou - Yuan Hong narrowly escaped the curse of fancying his brother’s woman in BBJX, being about the only sibling not in love with LSS in that one. But clearly, you can’t fight fate and shortly thereafter he’s got to be a sister-in-law luster in a drama of his very own. He is a barbarian general who falls in love with a woman only to discover she’s to marry his brother. Angst and deliciousness and eventual happy ending (the husband fulfilled the uglier brother’s duty by eventually kicking the bucket.)
The Promise of Chang’an - if you want to watch brothers with the same woman but no happy ending, and have already watched BBJX, I present this recent drama where Cheng Yi gets to, as always, suffer beautifully watching the woman he loves marry his annoying brother. Pretty much everyone dies at the end of this one, going off to a great big threesome in the sky.
Twisted Fate of Love - will Sun Yi pick the delicate Tan Jianci or the sexy as fuck bastard that is Jin Han? Being a smart woman, she picks the latter and my hormones rejoice.
Go Princess Go - this is a drama that parodied every cliche there is, so why not brothers into one woman? Who is actually a man in a woman’s body making it even more delightful!
Ashes of Love - even being divine, with women from three separate realms available will seemingly not prevent love interests being a scarce resource leading to sibling love rivalry. Deng Lun and Luo Yunxi duke it out ostensibly for Yang Zi but in reality for who can suffer more prettily. Deng Lun might get the girl, but LYX wins the suffering crown, so it all more or less evens out.
Princess Silver - are siblings in love with the same woman not spicy enough for you? How about TWINS in love with the same woman? One awesome (Aarif Rahman) and one psychotic (Jing Chao) want our heroine and both marry her at one point. Only the awesome one gets to bang her though. (But the psychotic one gets to stick meathooks through his brother in compensation for not being able to stick...ummm...meathook through the heroine, so it’s all OK.)
Secret of the Three Kingdoms - and now we are gonna go REAL PERV! If twins are not enough for you, seekers of strong sensations, how about IDENTICAL twins? Ma Tianyu replaces his dead identical twin brother as the last Han emperor and gets to woo Wan Qian (whose plan it was in the first place.) At least she doesn’t need to get used to a new face?
We are gonna end here and not get into father and son sharing the same woman a la Empress of China.
(Congrats to Aarif Rahman for getting to bang both his brother’s and his father’s wives on screen. That is an interesting niche.)
#cdrama#secret of the three kingdoms#princess silver#empress of china#twisted fate of love#jade palace lock heart#lost love in times#the imperial doctress#bu bu jing xin#ashes of love#princess jieyou#the promise of chang'an#legend of the military seal#colourful bone#dreaming back to the qing dynasty#go princess go#who rules the world#the eternal love
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❝𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏❞
The Originals
💕 Yandere Elijah Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson w/Pregnant Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson for Elijah Mikaelson
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Rebekah Mikaelson
💕 Yandere Klaus Mikaelson (Comfort/Romantic)
BLACKPINK
💕 Yandere Jennie w/Male Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Rosé (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Jisoo (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Lisa (Romantic)
💕 Yandere BLACKPINK w/Male!Reader (Romantic)
BTS
💕 Yandere Jin (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Jungkook (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Namjoon (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Hoseok (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Yoongi (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Taehyung (Romantic)
EXO
💕 Yandere Baekhyun (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Suho (Romantic)
Greek Mythology
💕 Yandere Apollo (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Ares (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Hera (Platonic)
💕 Yandere Artemis (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Eros (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Zeus (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Zeus and Poseidon w/Pregnant!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Ares w/Pregnant!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Hermes (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Aphrodite (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Hades w/Pregnant!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Zephyrus/Zephyr (Romantic)
Percy Jackson
💕 Yandere Percy Jackson
💕 Yandere Percy Jackson (Romantic)
Outlander
💕 Yandere Jamie Fraser (Romantic)
Marvel
💕 Yandere Peter Parker/Spiderman (Romantic)
Dress Up Time Princess
💕 Yandere Huo Shao (Romantic)
Reign
💕 Yandere Sebastian de Poitiers
Stray Kids
💕 Yandere Hyunjin (Romantic)
A Song of Ice and Fire
💕 Yan!Mom Rhaenyra Targaryen (Platonic)
💕 Yandere Rhaenyra Targaryen (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Aemond Targaryen (Romantic)
💕 Yan!Mom Rhaenyra Targaryen w/Child!Who is involved with Yan!Alicent Hightower
💕 Yandere Alicent Hightower w/Child of Rhaenyra Targaryen (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Criston Cole w/Targaryen!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Maegor the Cruel (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Helaena Targaryen w/Male!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Aemond Targaryen w/Low Birth!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Tywin Lannister (Platonic)
💕 Yandere Tywin Lannister (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Daenerys Targaryen (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Oberyn Martell and Jamie Lannister (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Daemon Targaryen (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Aegon the Conqueror (Romantic)
Historical Characters
💕 Yandere Julius Caesar (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Julius Caesar and Yandere Alexander the Great w/Pregnant!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great after the birth of the twins (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great (Platonic)
💕 Yandere Simon Bolivar (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great w/Wife!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Henry VIII w/Wife!Reader (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Alexander the Great and Yandere Julius Caesar w/Wife!Reader (Romantic)
Egyptian Mythology
💕 Yandere Seth (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Thoth (Romantic)
The Hunger Games
💕 Yandere Finnick Odair (Romantic)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
💕 Yandere Charles Boyle (Romantic)
Harry Potter
💕 Yandere Sirius Black (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Regulus Black (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Harry Potter w/Sister!Reader (Platonic)
A Court of Thorns and Roses
💕 Yandere Azriel (Romantic)
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💕 Yandere Rhysand and Yandere Cassian (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Nesta Archeron (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Tamlin (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Eris Vanserra w/Rhys!Sister (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Azriel w/Male!Reader
💕 Yandere Azriel | Prompt 27 (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Bat Boys/Azriel, Rhysand and Cassian (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Eris Vanserra (Romantic)
Bridgerton
💕 Yandere King George III (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Anthony Bridgerton (Romantic)
Shadow and Bone
💕 Yandere Darkling/Aleksander Morozova (Romantic)
The Lord of the Rings
💕 Yandere Irmo Lorien (Romantic)
💕 Yandere Sauron (Romantic)
Star Wars
💕 Yandere Anakin Skywalker w/Male!Reader (Romantic)
The Folk of the Air
💕 Yandere Cardan Greenbriar (Romantic)
The Sandman
💕 Yandere Morpheus/Dream of the Endless (Romantic)
The Witcher
💕 Yandere Geralt of Rivia (Romantic)
#masterlist#yandere love letters#love letters masterlist#yandere love letter#love letter#yandere the originals#yandere blackpink#yandere bts#yandere greek mythology#yandere percy jackson#yandere outlander#yandere marvel#yandere dress up time princess#yandere reign#yandere stray kids#yandere historical characters#yandere egyptian mythology#yandere the hunger games#yandere brooklyn nine-nine#yandere harry potter#yandere exo#yandere acotar#yandere a court of thorns and roses#yandere bridgerton#yandere shadow and bone#yandere lord of the rings#yandere a song of ice and fire#yandere star wars#yandere the folk of the air#yandere the sandman
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Dynasty Warriors Online Weapon Moveset Counterpart Digest
During the years that Dynasty Warriors Online was in service, many weapons have been made available for players to choose from. The game started off with weapons from Dynasty Warriors 5 before later adding in weapons from 7, 8 and even 9 along with Warriors Orochi 2 and Samurai Warriors 3. Original weapons exclusive to the game have also been made available as well.
The list begins after the break. Please notes that the names for some weapons, particularly in later games, may be different to the names in the game that the movesets were taken from.
Crescent Blade 偃月刀 - Guan Yu (DW5)
Great Axe 大斧 - Xu Huang (DW5)
Great Club 砕棒 - Xu Zhu (DW5)
Iron Rod 鉄鞭 - Huang Gai (DW5)
Scimitar 朴刀 - Xiahou Dun (DW5)
Pirate Sword 甲刀 - Gan Ning (DW5)
Battle Rod 砕棍 - Xiahou Yuan (DW5)
Twin Rods 双鞭 - Taishi Ci (DW5)
War Axe 戦斧 - Dian Wei (DW5)
Twin Picks 双戟 - Pang De (DW5)
Twin Sabers 双剣 - Lu Xun (DW5)
Twin Maces 双錘 - Diaochan (DW5)
Bronze Spear 直槍 - Zhao Yun (DW5)
Cudgel 長棍 - Original (DWO)
Twin Fans 桜扇 - Daqiao (DW5)
Strategist Fan 燕扇 - Sima Yi (DW5)
Vision Staff 幻杖 - Pang Tong (DW5)
Sorcerer's Staff 妖杖 - Zhang Jiao (DW5)
Iron Claw 鉄鈎 - Zhang He (DW5)
Nanman Gauntlets 蛮拳 - Meng Huo (DW5)
Iron Sword 鉄剣 - Zhou Yu (DW5)
Tyrant Sword 獄刀 - Dong Zhuo (DW5)
Battle Shield 戦盤 - Original (DWO)
Whip 多節鞭 - Original (DWO)
Curved Voulge 長双刀 - Wei Yan (DW5)
Pole Blade 鉤鎌刀 - Zhang Liao (DW5)
Noble Sword 宝剣 - Yuan Shao (DW5)
Iron Spear 鉄槍 - Ma Chao (DW5)
Wood Nunchaku 両節棍 - Ling Tong (DW5)
Chakram 夏圏 - Sun Shangxiang (DW5)
Bronze Pike 鉄矛 - Zhang Fei (DW5)
Iron Blade 斬馬刀 - Guan Ping (DW5)
Feather Fan 羽扇 - Zhuge Liang (DW5)
Boomerang 投弧刃 - Zhurong (DW5)
Wolf Sword 積刃剣 - Sun Quan (DW5)
Broad Sword 将剣 - Cao Cao (DW5)
Eastern Sword 弧刀 - Zhou Tai (DW5)
Tonfa 旋棍 - Sun Ce (DW5)
Buckler Blade 牙壁 - Cao Ren (DW5)
War Blade 盤刀 - Huang Zhong (DW5)
Dagger Axe 戦戈 - Yueying (DW5)
Flute 鉄笛 - Zhenji (DW5)
Twin Blades 双刃剣 - Cao Pi (DW5)
Apex Blade 尖剣 - Liu Bei (DW5)
Cursed Deck 呪符 - Zuo Ci (DW5)
Trident 三尖槍 - Jiang Wei (DW5)
Long Fork 叉突矛 - Xingcai (DW5)
Glaive 断戟 - Lu Meng (DW5)
Halberd 鉄戟 - Lu Bu (DW5)
Nodachi 野太刀 - Ranmaru Mori (SW3)
Horned Blade 麟角刀 - Original (DWO)
Jamadhar 穿刃 - Original (DWO)
Greatsword 巨剣 - Fu Xi (WO2)
Light Sword 細剣 - Nuwa (WO2)
Fang Sword 牙剣 - Sun Jian (DW5)
Double Fans 桃扇 - Xiaoqiao (DW5)
Fanged Club 狼牙棒 - Original (DWO)
Snake Sword 蛇剣 - Original (DWO)
Ogre's Fist 重手甲 - Original (DWO)
Dragon Barbs 龍牙鈎 - Original (DWO)
Marbles 堕落 - Da Ji (WO)
Throwing Knives 鏢 - Wang Yuanji (DW7)
Crimson Flute 紅蓮笛 - Zhenji (DW7)
Blue Dragon Sword 青龍刀 - Sima Zhao (DW7)
Lance 螺旋槍 - Deng Ai (DW7)
Thunder Spear 雷鳴槍 - Jiang Wei (DW7)
Wheels 火焔圏 - Sun Shangxiang (DW7)
Flying Swords 飛翔剣 - Zhong Hui (DW7)
Dragon Fan 龍扇 - Zhuge Liang (DW7)
Twin Axes 双鉞 - Zhang Liao (DW7)
Red Dragon Sword 紅龍刀 - Sun Quan (DW7)
Long Bow 長弓 - Huang Zhong (DW7)
Splendid Claws 飛麗爪 - Zhang He (DW7)
Heavy Axe 大鉞 - Xu Huang (DW7E)
Orb & Scepter 打球棍 - Guo Jia (DW7XL)
Twin Dragon Swords 双龍剣 - Liu Bei (DW7)
Striking Rods 打双鞭 - Taishi Ci (DW7)
Whirling Tonfa 旋撃棍 - Sun Ce (DW7)
Qilin Fang 麒麟刀 - Xiahou Dun (DW7XL)
Sword & Hook 撃剣 - Xu Shu (DW7E)
Chain Whip 月香鞭 - Diaochan (DW7)
Sky Piercer 方天戟 - Lu Bu (DW7)
Arm Blade 鉄舟 - Huang Gai (DW7E)
Pugil Sticks 双杖 - Daqiao (DW7E)
Iron Fan 鉄扇 - Xiaoqiao (DW7)
Waving Nunchaku 波闘棍 - Guan Suo (DW7)
Spinner 旋刃盤 - Bao Sanniang (DW7)
Rapier 刺剣 - Liu Shan (DW7)
Short Halberd 短戟 - Han Dang (DW8)
Long Blade 長刀 - Guan Yu (DW7XL)
Trishula 筆架叉 - Wang Yi (DW7XL)
Shaman Staff 錫杖 - Zhang Jiao (DW7)
Circle Blade ���月刃 - Ding Feng (DW7E)
Curved Blade 打刀 - Zhou Tai (DW7)
Lightning Sword 迅雷剣 - Sima Shi (DW7E)
Arm Cannon 連弩砲 - Guo Huai (DW8)
Pulverizing Club 潰棒 - Xu Zhu (DW8)
Dragon Spear 龍槍 - Zhao Yun (DW7XL)
Hand Axe 手斧 - Dian Wei (DW8)
Talisman Cards 導符 - Zuo Ci (DW8)
Flying Boomerang 飛刀 - Zhurong (DW8)
Great Iron Blade 大剣 - Guan Ping (DW8)
Dual Blade 双斬剣 - Cao Pi (DW8)
Crossed Pike 十字戟 - Lu Lingqi (DW8XL)
Double Trident 両刃槍 - Jiang Wei (DW8)
Bladebow 刃弩 - Yueying (DW8E)
Dagger 匕首 - Original (DWO)
Bow & Rod 鞭箭弓 - Xiahou Yuan (DW8)
Dual Hookblades 双鉤 - Yue Jin (DW8)
Twin Pistols 双短銃 - Original (DWO)
Battle Ge 闘戈 - Yueying (DW8)
Great Sickle 大鍘刀 - Zhou Cang (DW9)
Broad Axe 長鉞 - Xin Xianying (DW9)
Extension Blade 伸細剣 - Yuan Shao (DW9)
Nine Rings Blade 九環刀 - Sun Jian (DW9)
Winged Fan 翼扇 - Sima Yi (DW9)
Master Voulge 眉尖刀 - Wei Yan (DW9)
Battle Staff 闘棍 - Zhou Yu (DW9)
Piercing Spear 貫薙槍 - Ma Chao (DW9)
Swallow Swords 飛燕剣 - Lu Xun (DW9)
War Trident 三尖刀 - Yu Jin (DW9)
Ballistic Spear 射刃槍 - Man Chong (DW9)
Rake 九歯鈀 - Lu Su (DW9)
Sword & Shield 盾牌剣 - Xingcai (DW9)
Framed Halberd 画戟 - Lu Bu (DW9)
Mandarin Duck Hooks 鴛鴦鉞 - Lianshi (DW9)
Jeweled Pike 宝戟 - Lu Meng (DW9)
Striking Sword 烈撃刀 - Sima Zhao (DW9)
Falcon Axes 隼双鉞 - Ma Dai (DW9)
Emei Piercers 峨嵋刺 - Wang Yi (DW9)
Shadow Fan 翳扇 - Pang Tong (DW9)
Battle Gloves 眷手甲 - Meng Huo (DW9)
Flaming Sword 焔刃剣 - Sun Quan (DW9)
Chaos Rods 壊双鞭 - Taishi Ci (DW9)
Sky Splitter 裂空刀 - Guan Ping (DW9)
Crescent Edge 月牙鏟 - Li Dian (DW9)
Studded Club 裂棒 - Xu Zhu (DW9)
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a o e i i er ai ei ao ou an en ang eng ong i ia iao ie iu ian in iang ing iong u ua uo uai ui uan un uang ueng ü üe üan ün a o e er ai ao ou an en ang eng yi ya yao ye you yan yin yang ying yong wu wa wo wai wei wan wen wang weng yu yue yuan yun b ba bo bai bei bao ban ben bang beng bi biao bie bian bin bing bu p pa po pai pei pao pou pan pen pang peng pi piao pie pian pin ping pu m ma mo me mai mei mao mou man men mang meng mi miao mie miu mian min ming mu f fa fo fei fou fan fen fang feng fu d da de dai dei dao dou dan den dang deng dong di diao die diu dian ding du duo dui duan dun t ta te tai tei tao tou tan tang teng tong ti tiao tie tian ting tu tuo tui tuan tun n na ne nai nei nao nou nan nen nang neng nong ni niao nie niu nian nin niang ning nu nuo nuan nü nüe l la le lai lei lao lou lan lang leng long li lia liao lie liu lian lin liang ling lu luo luan lun lü lüe g ga ge gai gei gao gou gan gen gang geng gong gu gua guo guai gui guan gun guang k ka ke kai kei kao kou kan ken kang keng kong ku kua kuo kuai kui kuan kun kuang h ha he hai hei hao hou han hen hang heng hong hu hua huo huai hui huan hun huang z za ze zi zai zei zao zou zan zen zang zeng zong zu zuo zui zuan zun c ca ce ci cai cao cou can cen cang ceng cong cu cuo cui cuan cun s sa se si sai sao sou san sen sang seng song su suo sui suan sun zh zha zhe zhi zhai zhei zhao zhou zhan zhen zhang zheng zhong zhu zhua zhuo zhuai zhui zhuan zhun zhuang ch cha che chi chai chao chou chan chen chang cheng chong chu chua chuo chuai chui chuan chun chuang sh sha she shi shai shei shao shou shan shen shang sheng shu shua shuo shuai shui shuan shun shuang r re ri rao rou ran ren rang reng rong ru rua ruo rui ruan run j ji jia jiao jie jiu jian jin jiang jing jiong ju jue juan jun q qi qia qiao qie qiu qian qin qiang qing qiong qu que quan qun x xi xia xiao xie xiu xian xin xiang xing xiong xu xue xuan xun
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I feel like Time Princess understands male character design that appeals to women and bisexuals—gloves, lots of accessories, cute hair… (eyeliner)
#time princess#just saying#dutp#charles vane#yuta dutp#vincent dutp#zacharias dutp#clement ashkettle#huo shao
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Kaeya's writing in English: Explosion inside city wall, grounded be thy woe, Explosions can hurt people, Jean can be dreadful, Mondstadt be bombed, Klee be doomed.
Traveler: "Kaeya writes like this?" (derogatory)
The original Mandarin (from https://zathong.com/klee-voice-lines-english-chinese-japanese-korean-genshin-impact/): 城里放炮 禁闭室报到 (cheng li fang pao / jinbishi bao dao) 炸弹伤人 琴找上门 (zha dan shang ren / qin zhao shang men) 放火烧山 可莉完蛋 (fang huo shao shan / ke li wan dan)
My god, it's gorgeous! It rhymes and the rhythm is nice, it feels very lofty and pithy, the end of each line feels like a punchline, and it's reminiscent of those 4-word proverbs 😍😭🥰💖🔥
The sentence structure with the two clauses in each line imply a cause-and-effect. A completely literal translation would go something like this: [If you] set off explosions in the city -> report to the confinement room [If you] set of bombs that hurt people -> Jean (Qin) comes to your door (Qin is Jean's name in Chinese) [If you] use fire to burn the mountain (Mondstadt = mountain?) -> That will be the end of Klee! (Ke li)
Asashfjahsfg. Kaeya's a poet, and (based on my VERY limited Mandarin, he appears to be) a damn good one!
Now I am desperate to hear the "She doesn’t love him at all" poem in the original untranslated form!
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Ji ji fu ji ji
a o e i i er ai ei ao ou an en ang eng ong i ia iao ie iu ian in iang ing iong u ua uo uai ui uan un uang ueng ü üe üan ün a o e er ai ao ou an en ang eng yi ya yao ye you yan yin yang ying yong wu wa wo wai wei wan wen wang weng yu yue yuan yun b ba bo bai bei bao ban ben bang beng bi biao bie bian bin bing bu p pa po pai pei pao pou pan pen pang peng pi piao pie pian pin ping pu m ma mo me mai mei mao mou man men mang meng mi miao mie miu mian min ming mu f fa fo fei fou fan fen fang feng fu d da de dai dei dao dou dan den dang deng dong di diao die diu dian ding du duo dui duan dun t ta te tai tei tao tou tan tang teng tong ti tiao tie tian ting tu tuo tui tuan tun n na ne nai nei nao nou nan nen nang neng nong ni niao nie niu nian nin niang ning nu nuo nuan nü nüe l la le lai lei lao lou lan lang leng long li lia liao lie liu lian lin liang ling lu luo luan lun lü lüe g ga ge gai gei gao gou gan gen gang geng gong gu gua guo guai gui guan gun guang k ka ke kai kei kao kou kan ken kang keng kong ku kua kuo kuai kui kuan kun kuang h ha he hai hei hao hou han hen hang heng hong hu hua huo huai hui huan hun huang z za ze zi zai zei zao zou zan zen zang zeng zong zu zuo zui zuan zun c ca ce ci cai cao cou can cen cang ceng cong cu cuo cui cuan cun s sa se si sai sao sou san sen sang seng song su suo sui suan sun zh zha zhe zhi zhai zhei zhao zhou zhan zhen zhang zheng zhong zhu zhua zhuo zhuai zhui zhuan zhun zhuang ch cha che chi chai chao chou chan chen chang cheng chong chu chua chuo chuai chui chuan chun chuang sh sha she shi shai shei shao shou shan shen shang sheng shu shua shuo shuai shui shuan shun shuang r re ri rao rou ran ren rang reng rong ru rua ruo rui ruan run j ji jia jiao jie jiu jian jin jiang jing jiong ju jue juan jun q qi qia qiao qie qiu qian qin qiang qing qiong qu que quan qun x xi xia xiao xie xiu xian xin xiang xing xiong xu xue xuan xun
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Hot Takes: Pei Jingli
Mysterious Shy Stranger
A) Center Part Boy <3
B) Glasses (YES PLEASE) +5 pt
C) One Lip Club
D) Long Hair (YEEEEE)
E) Traditional *Elegant* and Simple <3
F) Bronze Color Palette (Rare)
G) VERY Rectangular
Additional Notes:
Huo Shao was very distracting but there is defiantly an air of mystery and danger to this gentleman that I could totally get behind.
#dutp#hottakesdutp#dress up time princess#time princess dreamtopia#dutp ancient dreams#dutp Pei Jingli#Pei Jingli#Ancient Dreams#a quiet gentleman#looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you
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