#humanized penguins

[antarcticcrew]

[kensatou]

he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview

[antarcticcrew]

Heres the thing...I dont think he would. The boys would tease him for not doing it, but he would just retort back about how it's not good for you and be the nark of the group on it. But...

With how cool and mature everyone looks doing it...He would definitely become tempted...

I’m gonna say it.. when Private grows up he’s gonna smoke cigarettes

[literalcyborg]

Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?

Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?

Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?

Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.

I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.

Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.

[minart-was-taken]

Moo Deng and Pesto gijinkas?! Not sure how we got here but here we are.

[bathshower]

i know this pretty rave girl always think about her 🎵

[philzokman]

NO FUCKING SHOT PENGUIN CLASSICS MENTIONED AND I QUOTE 'HIT ANIME SERIES BUNGO STRAY DOGS' IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THEIR UPCOMING TRANSLATION OF NO LONGER HUMAN NONE OF US ARE SEEING HEAVEN

[yuu-warut]

Pesto & Moo Deng FanArt

The 🧊boy &🔥 girl relationship

[prishimmer]

Julien

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny Fenton is a Gotham Police Officer

Danny is just a random Street Cop in Gotham, but he has a good relationship with everybody else, even the corrupt ones. He decides to not use his powers on the job, since the Anti-Ecto Acts are still in the process of being repealed and Gotham has a pretty harsh attitude towards Metas (and he does count as a meta, a meta is classified as a sentient being with powers. It is not exclusive to people with Meta-Genes)

One day, while Danny is on duty he stumbles upon a battle between the Bats and a gang. They were caught while investigating a lead and were outgunned, but they can’t leave without the evidence or the entire case will be ruined.

Danny saw that one of them was about to get hit as they run to get the briefcase holding the evidence, so he pushes them out of the way and takes a shot to the head.

All of his cop buddies are sad, and Commissioner Gordon is sad that he lost one of his non-corrupted cops

Danny’s body is taken to the Morgue and the Bats go to pay their respects and thank him for saving one of their own.

Just as Batman is giving Commissioner Gordon a big speech about how they will make sure his sacrifice wasn’t in vain, and how he was one of the good ones, Danny’s immortality kicks in and he just sits up on the Examination Table.

He says, “Hey Boss”. Everybody turns around and sees him sitting up, “What’s everybody staring at me for?”

He just tells them that he was in a lab accident as a kid that turned him immortal, and he hid it because of Gotham’s attitude towards Meta-Humans.

And from then on he is just, “Danny the Immortal Cop”, just a swell guy who just so happens to have a problem with dying.

He also stops hiding it so much, he rushes into burning buildings, he acts as a distraction during shootouts, he gives up his Gas Mask to his fellow officer when there’s a Scarecrow/Joker attack, and generally he is the guy you call when you need help in a dangerous situation.

Not to mention he’s a darn good Cop.

And that’s just the stuff that comes from the initial immortality reveal, what about what comes next? Do Villains try to buy him out? Do they try to test his immortality? Are they determined to get rid of this guy no matter what, because he isn’t somebody you can just make go away?

Part 2

[loboazul16]

Cringetober day 12! Niche interest

ofc i had to pull my club penguins for this and OF COURSE it had to be gary, hes my gadget guy <3

[antarcticcrew]

How to traumatize your adoptive brother and piss off your captain in under 5 minutes, a novel by Rico. Now available on Kindle. 📖

(This is set during the groups younger years, btw ✌️)

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

felt nostalgic. have some penguins

[teeveetrasheee]

Ngl I wasn’t expecting my hyperfixation would come to this

[erroryeswifi]

could you perchance draw julius and rob😸😸

Get out of the way Julius, there’s a new edge lord in town

[sister-lucifer]

date idea: homicide