#huge rant lmao

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[zuiz41]

IwaOi/Oiiwa Manga Valentine Special!

Happy Valentines Day, Everyone!! 💖💝💞 🎉✨

[spiritsoda]

Lost my mind several times when viewing the Japan Side DLC case-

[solitary-bones]

so dndads live show St Paul! idk how much of this is a spoiler for anyone else going to shows so I'ma cut here!

we had!

- so many gay people in the audience that as I was walking in to the venue I said to my friend damn this is like a pride parade and a bunch of gay people in front of me were like TRUEE

- a live performance of both! dead and gone and rocks rock! it was so incredible. Beth and Will both POPPED OFFF!!!!!! they were so cool oh my god. and Freddie fucking shredded it on the electric guitar it was so sick.

- silly St Paul themed dad facts plus Ron just uhh thinking all manual labor is called a hand job.

- the people royally fucking up the dice roll (not my fault I was in the balcony I cannot be held responsible)

- the people absolutely manifesting the complete improv prompt as the live show topic. and all of the cast going into mourning over it (will fell to his knees on the stage so dramatically it was so funny)

- the cast deciding to do a DND game with their characters! Starring: Will Campos as Henry oak as Mr Chris (later Dr Chris), by the book health inspector! Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson as Darryl, ex football quarterback now accomplished priest searching to remember all 10 commandments! Beth may as Ron stampler as Nor Relpmats, doctor (the best health inspector of them all)! and Freddie Wong as Glenn Close as Glenn The Closer, weed enjoyer moonlighting as a health inspector relying on his gut! Anthony Burch as Patrick as Patrick the shit (among other characters)!

- the audience not being able to stop being horny when giving suggestions for what their location, bad guy, and theme were gonna be (bdsm dungeon, just a guy from the audience named Patrick, and a 10 commandments dildo)

- an abundance of flashbacks and one single flashforward

- butt spanking competition to get past the second door (it is a bdsm castle ig)

-mr Chris tests to see if the floor has been cleaned recently and thinks it hasn't. Glenn the closers gut says it's fine but Mr Chris says if he tastes some of what's on the ground he'll be able to tell better. Glenn the Closer bites his fingers and Mr Chris is into it.

- Mr Chris finding a dead cockroach on the ground and revives it using CPR and mouth to mouth (Anthony is the cockroach and also when will tried to fake the mouth to mouth yelled DO IT PUSSY so yeah they actually kissed like twice at least) and revived it to ask about the cleanliness of the floor and found it not very.

- none other than paeden bennets on the second level, who Darryl proceeded to obliterate with a holy football. I'm not lying (not before asking how Patrick the DM knew about their friend Paeden who was long dead and us getting a lively npc on npc scene by Anthony of Patrick meeting Paeden and getting punched in the balls and saying "I'll never forget you")

- Test by the health inspectors to see if the blood of paeden would get cleaned up. all of the soots from spirited away came in with little mops to clean it and cleaned all the party. Glenn rolled to see if he's into it and got a 9 but the crowd gave inspiration and he got a 6, which is 69 so he was and wanted to stay there forever with the soots. Henry as Mr Chris used his persuasion to get Glenn the closer to leave the soots by saying that whatever they're doing he could do it better. because apparently they're ex lovers now. (Anthony yelled something about Will wanting to kiss another boy)

- Flashback reveals that they were highschool sweethearts but were going to health inspection schools on opposite sides of the US and were talking about how their relationship would progress from there when Mr Chris' secret lover barges in and informs them that they're pregnant and he's the father! Glenn the Closer gets upset and asks what happened and Mr Chris proceeds to another, extremely graphic, flashback where Ron the doctor commentates the uhhh conceiving of said child. and Glenn is understandably upset at the graphicness of this explanation about being cheated on. They end with bitter words, stating they're now nemesis in health inspection.

- Nor asks Mr Chris how long it's been since he saw his son Patrick. (not since birth lmao)

- they go up to the final level, find Patrick using the commandment dildo, on the 8th one I think, and upon seeing his absent father run in and ask "are ya winning, son!?"gets extremely turned off. he understandably asks what he's doing there after being absent his whole life. Mr Chris explains that he's finally ready to be back in his life, with his husband Glenn the closer, and his newfound belief in Christianity from Darryl the priest who's really good at football.

- Flashforward to Mr Chris and Glenn the Closer living together and apparently "they're bougie enough to have their own priest" so Darryl lives with them too. Nor comes to visit and we see the commandment dildo hanging above the mantle.

and that's that on that.

[nabaath-areng]

The most underrated song from FFXIII's entire OST is 'Atonement' and I will die on that hill. I keep using it for nearly all of my character's playlists at this point and I am NOT about to stop now

[yappacadaver]

my guard dog has anxiety

[zozoubbb]

im probably not the first one talking about this and wont be the last, but i got so uncomfortable with the PJO series adaptation of Clarisse La Rue. i was eager for this adaptation, and hoping it wouldnt make some of the mistakes that bothered me in the movie, but they did make one of the mistakes that most bothered me: making Clarisse thin. while this isnt necessarily a huge problem for the storyline, still makes me upset because how can people try to market PJO as an inclusive and diverse series, if shit like this keeps getting done every time? i may be projecting bcs i already have my problems with riordan, but it is upsetting over all, seeing a chatacter which one of the most marking physical features is being buff, is being big, being turned into a thin character.

[wannabepoeticischiya]

would anyone be interested in reading a 54k++ (this is a running number) miyuki fic

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: TUCHANKA (PART 1)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Urdnot Wrex, and Urdnot Bakara With: Dr. Mordin Solus, Primarch Adrien Victus, Dalatrass Linron, Urdnot Wreav, and Comm. Specialist Samantha Traynor This will be the defining moment of Krogan history... Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[lavb-b]

Dude I have like. 5 animation projects now. 4 major 3 minute long AMVs. Good lord.

[googieghoul]

[magentagalaxies]

shoutout to my therapist literally looking up the "kids in the hall" tag on tiktok during our session today

[alien-of-earth]

ninjago dr s2 rant under cut

Shoutout to the development of the characters in dragons rising season 2 omfg how did they (almost) perfectly balance such a large cast

Lloyd is having Kung Fu Panda 2- style flashbacks- and, honestly, as someone with PTSD who has sleeping problems because of vivid nightmares- I genuinely felt seen.

Kai is having to be the responsible one, and now he gets to have a turn on the “ninjago fakeout death” wheel. Love that for him.

Cole is a badass who’s just trying to keep his adoptive skeleton daughter safe.

Arin is #goingthroughit and I can only imagine how devastated he’ll be when he learns Sora made him think he saved the day (oh, and he WILL find out). Him getting tempted to the evil side is so iconic, I love that for him.

Sora is also going through it but she’s getting so much better!

Wyldfire can not stand being injured (literally can’t stand it lol) and her bonding with an old stubborn dragon is everything.

Riyu is big and can fly and is learning Spinjitsu from other dragons!

Bonzle is the second trans character in Ninjago and I love her so much for that.

Geo pines for Cole so much it’s so goddamn obvious.

Jordana got permentantly fucked over before she could rethink her decisions. Oops lol

Nya is a badass, as always.

Zane is not enjoying magical shenanigans.

Jay is considering putting in his two weeks’ notice.

I also enjoyed the old man dragon and the sorcerer who was obviously on something every time she was onscreen

I’ve missed these freaks so much it’s not even funny.

[tamarieatsbatteries175]

Wow. What a rollercoaster.

[spacexbug]

[objgirl]

its been like over a week and i genuinely cannot stop thinking about how bad the borderlands movie was