#hufflepuff-jedi

[lilacmingi]

MASTERLIST 🦇

ALL WORKS ARE 14+ ONLY! PLEASE DO NOT READ OR INTERACT IF YOU’RE UNDER 14. NO SPAM-LIKING PLS

☆ HONGJOONG

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Secret Santa | Fashion designer!Hongjoong x fashion designer!fem reader

Runaway | Pirate!Hongjoong x pirate!fem reader

Polyjuice Potion | Ravenclaw!Hongjoong x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

A Quest for Love | Half-orc!Hongjoong x Elf!fem reader D&D/fantasy AU

Hades | Hades!Hongjoong x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ SEONGHWA

Scrooge | Grumpy Seonghwa x Christmas enthusiast!fem reader

Nights Like These | Seonghwa x fem reader drabble

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

Captive | Pirate!Seonghwa x fem reader

Stargazing | Hufflepuff!Seonghwa x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Maleficent | Maleficent!Seonghwa x Princess!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Towards The Light | Sith!Seonghwa x Jedi!fem reader Star Wars AU

☆ YUNHO

Snowman | Snowman!Yunho x fem reader

Pillaged | Pirate!Yunho x barkeep!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Home for the Holidays | Hufflepuff!Yunho x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Captain Hook | Captain Hook!Yunho x fem!reader Disney Villains AU

Second Chances | Best friend!Yunho x fem reader [NEW]

☆ YEOSANG

A Christmas Wish | Cheer elf!Yeosang x fem reader

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

My Treasure | Pirate!Yeosang x Princess!fem reader

Trading Cards & Chocolate Frogs | Ravenclaw!Yeosang x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Evil Queen | Evil Queen!Yeosang x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ SAN

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

Mall Elf | Mall employee!San x mall elf!fem reader

My Gem | Pirate!San x pirate!fem reader

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Quidditch Championship | Slytherin!San x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Cruella de Vil | Cruella!San x boutique owner!fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ MINGI

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Elf in Training | Elf!Mingi x elf!fem reader

Beached | Pirate!Mingi x Siren!fem reader

Niffler Nabbing | Slytherin!Mingi x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Dr. Facilier | Dr. Facilier!Mingi x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ WOOYOUNG

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Rosy | Elf!Wooyoung x Elf!fem reader

The Hourglass | Pirate!Guerilla!Wooyoung x fem reader

Forbidden Forest | Slytherin!Wooyoung x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Hyena | Hyena hybrid!Wooyoung x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ JONGHO

Grinch AU | Grinch!Jongho x Martha May Whovier!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Stowaway | Pirate!Jongho x stowaway!fem reader

Opposites Attract | Gryffindor!Jongho x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Gaston | Gaston!Jongho x librarian!fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ OT8

Living with 8 Vampires | Vampire!ATEEZ x fem reader

⤷ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 [this series is my baby and I want it to be perfect so I take my time writing each part. Part 2 literally took me over a year to finish oof. Hopefully the next parts don’t take that long but regardless, pls be patient with me]

When You’re On Your Period | ATEEZ x fem reader

☆ JUNGKOOK

Through Thick and Thin | Vampire!Jungkook x human!fem reader

☆ JIMIN

Change of Heart | Vampire!Jimin x human!fem reader

☆ YOONGI

Flowers In Your Hair | Yoongi x fem reader drabble

Not So Bad | Vampire!Yoongi x human!fem reader

☆ TAEHYUNG

Lost Control | Vampire!Taehyung x human!fem reader

☆ NAMJOON

Blood Bags | Vampire!Namjoon x human!fem reader

☆ HOSEOK

Different | Vampire!Hoseok x Vampire Hunter!fem reader

☆ JIN

The Invite | Vampire!Jin x human!fem reader

☆ OT7

Alice in Wonderland AU | BTS x fem reader

⤷ Intro | Part 1: Jungkook | Part 2: Jimin | Part 3: Yoongi | Part 4: Taehyung | Part 5: Namjoon | Park 6: Hoseok | Part 7: Jin | Finale separate endings linked in the finale

☆ CHAN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

Cherry Chapstick | Chan x fem reader drabble

Full Moon | Werewolf!Chan x Vampire!fem reader

☆ CHANGBIN

Pool Hall | Changbin x fem reader

Irresistible | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Fuzzy Socks | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Late Night Ramen | Changbin x fem reader drabble

☆ HYUNJIN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

My Muse | Hyunjin x fem reader drabble

Bound To You | Shinigami!Hyunjin x human!fem reader Death Note AU

☆ JISUNG

Stupid Cupid | Cupid!Jisung x fem reader

☆ GUNIL

Drum Lessons | Gunil x fem reader

☆ JOOYEON

Practice Room Kisses | Jooyeon x fem reader drabble

Updated: 11/13/2024 [NEW: Yunho - Second Chances]

These works are my own ideas. DO NOT steal, copy, repost, alter, or translate my works in any way! All forms of plagiarism are PROHIBITED and will not be tolerated

[kaylasficrecs]

cal kestis recs

of bunk beds and confessions | imagine, fluff | @goosewriting

home stopped being a place… | imagine, fluff | @geekywritings

you see me... for me | imagine, fluff | @geekywritings

a royal escape | imagine, fluff | @calkissed

birthdays | imagine, fluff | @thedaughersofferrix

dance with me | imagine, fluff | @geekywritings

can you hold me for a while? | imagine, fluff | @geekywritings

thaw | imagine, fluff (some angst) | @goosewriting

nothing to lose | imagine, flangst | @multi-fandom-imagine

an elevator of all places | imagine, fluff | @multifandom-simp-page

i thought you were dead | imagine, flangst | @geekywritings

don't leave me | drabble, angst | @multi-fandom-imagine

can't lose you | imagine, flangst | @feyre-darling92

heartbeat like thunder | imagine, fluff | @sprout-fics

the first is always the hardest | imagine, flangst | @poedamern

proximity | one shot, fluff, smut | @vibrantbirdy

you are beautiful to me | imagine, fluff | @geekywritings

wherever you go, i go | series | @goosewriting

cost of attachment | one shot, fluff | @djarintreble

you're here, we're here | imagine, flangst | @grievedeeply

come back to bed | imagine, comfort fluff | @geekywritings

wait, what? | imagine, fluff | @novaonhere

injured | imagine, fluff | @lemonsprite

make a house a home | imagine, fluff | @writings-of-a-hufflepuff

soon | one shot, flangst | @forever-rogue

echo | imagine, angst | @psychosith

familiarity | one shot, flangst (more fluff) | @vibrantbirdy

first kiss | imagine, fluff | @multi-fan-dom-madness

touch on touch | imagine, fluff | @frost-queen

a jedi & a droid | one shot, fluff | @weevil-wallflower

constant | one shot, fluff | @goosewriting

kiss it better | headcanon, flangst, comfort | @lyssaluvs

[theetherealbloom]

MAIN MASTERLIST

about me! ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡.• Grace she/her ⋆ 21 ⋆ libra ⋆ hufflepuff ⋆ marvel ♡ ⋆ pedro pascal ⋆ enneagram 2w1 ⋆ INFP ⋆ chaotic good

dividers by @saradika-graphics

JOEL MILLER

SERIES:

UNEVEN ODDS - (COMPLETED S1) (18+)

The Reader is dragged into the Last of Us universe and has no choice but to watch the events unfold or will she be able to change what was already written?

MINI-SERIES:

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM - (ONGOING) (18+)

After harboring a crush on your dad's charming best friend, Joel Miller, you graduate college only to be confused by something he supposedly said to you, but then he and his daughter Sarah, reluctantly move away due to his work. Six months later, Joel returns to town, and you're desperate to confirm if his words were real. Both you and your dad eagerly await his arrival but for entirely different reasons. As feelings intensify, you realize that falling for him might not be temporary after all.

ONE-SHOTS:

I LOVE YOU, I'M SORRY - Jackson!Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

Your soulmate’s birthday is written on your arm, it just happened also to be the day the world ended.

NO COMPLAINTS - Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

In the peaceful town of Jackson, life seems stable. Ellie has found some sense of belonging, but for you, life remains a constant struggle due to the trauma you carry. You've faced loss, isolation, and danger, and you're not sure where you fit in. That's when you cross paths with Joel Miller, a man with a haunted past and a heart hidden beneath a tough exterior.

YOU'RE THE RISK, I'M GONNA TAKE IT - CEO!Joel Miller x Assistant!Reader (18+)

You help your boss, Joel Miller, buy flowers for his date. Or so you thought.

DO YOU MISS US? - Billionaire! Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

You were the perfect trophy wife—elegant, supportive, and always by Joel's side. But that wasn't enough because Joel always seemed to want more, and you were left wondering if he ever really wanted you.

DIN DJARIN

SERIES:

THE SILVER LINING - (ONGOING S1-S3)

After aiding the Republic and the fall of the Empire, you left the Jedi Training Clan on Bogden 3 to help families in need of medical care with the call of the Force. You are a kind, warm-hearted healer on Nevarro, treating the citizens and albeit the bounty hunters as well. Imperial remnants still linger in the shadows, waiting to strike at the perfect moment. Leading you to assist the Mandalorian with rescuing the Child has somehow led you to your biggest adventure yet.

OBERYN MARTELL

SERIES:

AS GOOD A REASON - (18+)

(DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!)

You, who has made it her life's work to get retribution on those who mistreated and harassed you when you were a child. The scars on your body are a physical reminder of the suffering you endured at the hands of abusers, and they also provide the fuel for your years-long quest for retribution.

MARCUS ACACIUS

SERIES:

IF THERE'S NOTHING LEFT - (18+)

You, a skilled healer, are brought to Rome by Senator Gracchus under the pretense of treating gladiators and Roman elites. You work with General Marcus Acacius to fight against the cruel reign of the twin emperors. Through danger and shared hope, your connection becomes a source of strength as you both dream of freeing Rome.

ONE SHOT:

TAKE ME DOWN TO TAKE ME HIGH - (18+)

In the grand city of Rome, you, a senator's daughter, are entangled in a world far removed from your aristocratic upbringing. Your chance encounter with General Marcus Acacius, a renowned gladiator and war hero, changes your life forever.

MATT MURDOCK

SERIES:

NOTRE DAME - (ONGOING S1-S3)

In the rafters of Clinton Church, a mysterious reader with the power of illusion manipulation silently watches over Matt Murdock, the blind vigilante known as Daredevil. As danger engulfs Hell's Kitchen, their unlikely friendship blossoms into a bond of trust and longing, intertwining their fates in a battle against darkness that tests their resolve. Will their connection illuminate a path to salvation in a city of darkness or lead them deeper into the abyss?

PEDRO PASCAL

ONE-SHOTS:

CLOSE TO YOU

A commute crush turned meet cute with Pedro Pascal.

NORMAL THING

It's a normal thing to fall in love with movie stars.

The Things I Would Do, Just To Be Here With You

Amidst the whirlwind of movie premieres and busy schedules, you and Pedro Pascal, both thriving in your respective careers, find ways to celebrate each other despite the distance. While Pedro promotes Gladiator 2 in London, he longs for your presence at the after-party. Or, you two would scream at the stars for keeping you apart… and the government too.

Don't Stop Talking To Me, And Maybe Stay Here Forever

You join Pedro Pascal in Morocco while he’s filming Gladiator 2. Between the beauty of the Moroccan landscape, the two of you share intimate moments, from quiet rooftop dinners to playful photo-taking and teasing with the cast. Or… “I'll hold you, I'll know you. I'll never leave out the back door. And I'd love to complete you, hope you get all you could ask for.”

OTHERS!

DOCTOR WHO

SERIES:

WHERE DO WE GO NOW? - (ONGOING)

An old face returns, a spaceship falls from the skies, and you thought you had moved on with that part of your life.

[nickeverdeen]

Hello! When I found your account and saw you do this kind of stuff, I got super excited!! I hope it's okay that I request more than one thing in one ask, but don't stress and do it whenever you have time!

Requesting for the fandoms Harry Potter, Avatar (The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra), The Arrow, The Umbrella Academy, Outer Banks, Percy Jackson, Star Wars, and MCU.

I'd very much appreciate a romantic, and perhaps a platonic, match-up with any character from all fandoms listed above (if that's alright and not too much work)!

I'd also like a sorting for which bending I'd bend in Avatar (both series work), what my superpower would be in Umbrella Academy, if I'd be a pouge or kook in Outer Banks (just watched part one of season four 😍), which cabin I belong in Percy Jackson, what my Hogwarts House in Harry Potter would be, and if I'd be a Jedi or Sith in Star Wars as well as Lightsaber color.

So, my name is Rebecca, I'm a 19-year-old female, and I go by she/they pronouns. I've been going on and off with my sexuality, so now I just identify as queer (I was panromantic / panromantic sapphic / panromantic before... just can't decide my label)— so I have no gender preference when it comes to characters match-up.

I'm a February Aquarius, INFJ/ENFJ (it changes) and 3w2 (I think?). I'm an ambivert leaning more into introverted, but I want to become more extroverted. I'm just too tired / too shy to. According to the online sorting hat, I am a Hufflepuff but also Ravenclaw and maybe Gryffindor. I'm also drawn to the Goddess Aphrodite, so I say I belong to Cabin 1O when I actually have no clue, but I don't want these two points to influence your thoughts in any way!

People say I'm kind, caring, funny, loving, smart (that's on 50/50), cheerful, understanding, ambitious/determined, childish, polite, helper, perfectionist, indecisive, stubborn, shy at first encounter, etc. I am a good mix of "sirius" (sorry, I had to) and "childish".

I start a lot of projects but have difficulty finishing most of them, which is due to my ADHD. I get so many good ideas that I want to do, but never really complete them (I procrastinate on/push them) as soon as I start them.

I do aim to become ✨️ the it girl ✨️.

I'm more of a dog person rather than a cat person. Though I love cats, I own seven Chihuahuas. One of my friends says I have golden retrieved energy, and another sends me Instagram reels about clumsy orange cats, because that's me too.

(Also, my main Patronus I get on The Wizarding World is a Tonkenise cat.)

What animal is the perfect mix of a dog and a cat? Me. 🙋🏼‍♀️

Physically, I'm a 159cm / 5'2, kind of chubby girl with breast-length-ish straight blonde hair and green eyes (they're actually a mix of green, blue, gray, and brown).

My favorite color is pink, and people know me as "The Pink Lady". I usually dress in that color, however, now that I have started "university" (yrkeshögskola in Swedish— my native language), I've begun wearing other colors (I usually color-match, I can't wear too many colors or colors that don't blend together) just to seem a bit more "adult-y" since I am the second youngest in my class (there's another 19-yeard-old, I'm just a few months older than her).

I study TV-productionspecialist in "university," but I don't know what I want to do for work when I graduate "university"...

I do, however, aim to become an influencer as a side hobby and start my own business.

I'm in MANY fandoms, and I can't decide which ones I should "obsess" over most of the time. I also have a long list of crushes because yes.

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I think that's about it?

Again, absolutely no stress as I completely understand that I've asked for too much!

Hi, cariño, I’m so sorry, but that’s a tad too much and it’s kidna harder to work with so I ain’t doing it and I’m so sorry for that

[dixonsbrat]

𖥔 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 𖥔

the name is 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐒, but you can call me 𝐕𝐄𝐄!

mid-twenties. she/her/hers. bi. infp-t. libra. australian. hufflepuff. losercore gamer girl. hopeless romantic. lover of all things watermelon flavoured. people pleaser. proactive procrastinator. anxious lil bug. certified yapper. obsessor of fictional characters with daddy issues and calling middle-aged men babygirl.

spotify. wattpad. pinterest. rec blog. nsfw blog.

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 ; daryl dixon , joel miller , rafe cameron , rick grimes , steve harrington .

𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐒 ; venuslore , faeology , solarluvs , ahoymayfield , runawaymunson , euthoricspidey , wanturvideo .

𝐇 𝐘 𝐏 𝐄 𝐑 𝐅 𝐈 𝐗 𝐀 𝐓 𝐈 𝐎 𝐍 𝐒

⟢ 𝐓𝐕 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐒 ﾉ 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐒 ; stranger things ⊹ the walking dead ⊹ outer banks ⊹ the hunger games ⊹ the summer i turned pretty ⊹ cyberpunk : edgerunners ⊹ yellowjackets ⊹ marvel cinematic universe ⊹ the wizarding world ⊹ star wars ⊹ the bear ⊹ avatar ⊹ heartstopper ⊹ the witcher ⊹ bridgerton ⊹ disenchantment ⊹ scott pilgrim vs the world ⊹ scream ⊹ twilight ⊹ free guy ⊹ lisa frankenstein ⊹ the boys ⊹ the craft ⊹ 10 things i hate about you ⊹

⟢ 𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 ; the sims 4 ⊹ cyberpunk 2077 ⊹ fortnite ⊹ animal crossing ⊹ life is strange ⊹ the last of us ⊹ dreamlight valley ⊹ baldur’s gate 3 ⊹ death stranding ⊹ resident evil ⊹ grand theft auto ⊹ the dark pictures anthology ⊹ detroit: become human ⊹ star wars jedi ⊹ bully ⊹ alice: madness returns ⊹ house party ⊹ five nights at freddy’s ⊹ alan wake ⊹ control ⊹

⟢ 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 ﾉ 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 ; djo ⊹ paramore ⊹ billie eilish ⊹ harry styles ⊹ boygenius ⊹ emei ⊹ maya hawke ⊹ the driver era ⊹ wallows ⊹ catfish and the bottlemen ⊹ chappell roan ⊹ robinson ⊹ tate mcrae ⊹ dua lipa ⊹ between friends ⊹ bad suns ⊹ sabrina carpenter ⊹ angus & julie stone ⊹ gorillaz ⊹ jade lemac ⊹ lizzy mcalpine ⊹ halsey ⊹ gracie abrams ⊹ royel otis ⊹ benson boone ⊹ flo ⊹ nessa barrett ⊹ gigi perez ⊹ suki waterhouse ⊹ jade ⊹ dominic fike ⊹ noah kahan ⊹ the aces ⊹

ᰔ 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 ᰔ

@amorchai ⊹ @lovebugcody ⊹ @oncasette ⊹ @corrodedcorpses ⊹ @anqeliclust ⊹ @bruisedboys ⊹ @thyme-in-a-bubble ⊹ @ladylannisterxo ⊹ @superhoeva ⊹ @websterss ⊹ @inklore ⊹ @cosmicanakin ⊹ @sunflowerbecca ⊹ @ervotica ⊹ @amourrs ⊹ @nottsangel ⊹ @tinyluvs ⊹ @bcyhoods ⊹ @andersonfilms ⊹ @cosmal ⊹ @eternalbuckley ⊹ @ghostlyfleur ⊹ @bradshawed ⊹ @forevermorelovelorn ⊹ @moonshapedbox ⊹ @bambidixon ⊹ @moremaybank ⊹ @midniteluv ⊹ @astermath .ᐟ ᡣ𐭩

[smlk-0920]

DR List

(As of Sept 2024)

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Hogwarts Golden Trio

A main DR | Mini-shifted | Hufflepuff

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Hogwarts Marauders

Slytherin | James’ twin

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X-men First Class

A main DR | Mini-shifted + memories | Hemokinesis

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ACOTAR/Avengers

ACOTAR background (Rhys’ younger brother)

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Maze Runner

A main DR when hyperfixating | Thoroughly scripted | Mix of book + movie events

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Middle Earth

Hobbit to LOTR timeline | half elf half human

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HOTD

Dragons

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Star Wars

Original trilogy | “gray” Jedi | Purple lightsaber

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Borderlands (video game)

Borderlands 3 specifically | Twin to ‘Tiny’ Tina💥

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Dead Boy Detectives

Aged up | Witch

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[abuddyforeveryseason]

This is the Buddy for February 26th. It's a Harry Potter thing. I'm a Hufflepuff.

I'll be honest, I never finished the Harry Potter series. I did start reading the last book (the deathly hallows one) but for some reason or another, I didn't finish it. I only know the end thanks to reading spoilers online.

Same thing happened with Star Wars, too - I watched the first part of Return of the Jedi at my grandparents' house one day, and didn't see the end of the story until a few years ago. One of those weird nerd things, I guess. People do think the last movie of the trilogy's the worst, anyway.

The one thing about Harry Potter people are into is the four houses aspects. It's fun to pick a house and have this sort of kinship with other people who share your choice, and to be able to tell people abut yourself through this common pop culture branding.

The four houses are kind of based on the four humors of ancient greek medicine, as popularized in obnoxious detail by Ben Johnson.

Gryffindor is Sanguine - they're sporty, brave and "good at everything" - and of course, the type of people who only exist in fiction, or in the minds of people who think real life works like fiction, and see themselves as heroes. But all attempts at mapping personalities usually has a "good guy" personality just in case.

Slytherin is Choleric - evil. Technically, bitter and angry, which does describe Draco Malfoy. And evil people in general are usually angry, right. Cholera, of course, is yellow bile. Have you ever noticed that, when you're angry, you feel heartburn? That's the bile rising. In Japan, there's even the idea that when someone is really angry, they need to throw up.

Ravenclaw is Phlegmatic - Nerds, pretty much. If all the brainiest students go to Ravenclaw, how come they don't win every house cup? Though the idea that intelligence is an innate personality trait is pretty unintelligent in itself. Phlegm, as we know, is snot. Nerds are always sniffling and complaining about allergies, right?

Hufflepuff is Melancholy - basically "the rest" of the personality group, for people who aren't strong, smart or angry enough for the other three. Melancholy is the worst of the personalities, the opposite of sanguine, having neither the intelligence of Phlegmatic nor the strength of Choleric. Melancholy is the black bile, which totally exists, and comes from the spleen. What else would the spleen do?

So, basically, Sanguine/Gryffindors are strong and smart, Choleric/Slytherins are strong and dumb, Phelgmatic/Ravenclaws are weak and smart, and Melancholy/Hufflepuffs are weak and dumb.

People choose their Hogwarts houses based on their personality, or rather, the personality they wish they had. Choosing Gryffindor means they have a hero complex, or see themselves as brave. Good thing they've never been in an actual emergency situation to see how they'd do, right? Slytherin is the edgelord house. They act like they're above simplistic morality and "know only the strong survive". Ironically, many Slytherin characters were born rich. Ravenclaws are proud of their nerdiness. That often just means reading a lot or being good at math, though. Not so much the scientific humility aspect of nerdiness. And Hufflepuffs are the ones who claim to reject the whole idea of the house system and take pride on being part of the "loser house", since it means they're refusing to put themselves in a box.

Makes sense that I'm a Hufflepuff now, right?

[the-autistic-vulcan]

Batman Forever!Edward Nygma: Hot Takes #2

a/n: since y’all liked the first ones, here’s a treat! i again used a number randomizer. the link to the prompt list is on the first Hot Takes Post

warnings: none really; a bit of edward’s past; mentions of abuse

33) If they were offered immortality would they take it and why

as mad of a scientist he is, and how mad he is in general, he wouldn’t take it. i feel like he would be one of those people that thinks life is a one time thing and that it should not be taken lightly. he is one to consume most of his time investing in his work, but he wouldn’t want to be immortal and do it all the time 

22) What they think is the most important sense

he thinks the most important sense is touch. he is a very tactile person in general and naturally his work requires some handy work. but also he is a bit touch starved. with his parent’s abuse (mental and physical) he never allows himself to be close with anyone, unless things required him to be. he only wishes to be close with someone again, holding someone’s hand or seeing people hug - he craves that

35) Crossover things (e.g. which Hogwarts house would they be in, or what would their role be in a zombie apocalypse)

Hogwarts House - Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff - i know, Hufflepuff? but think of it this way, he is very loyal to anyone he allows himself to be close to, he also can be very kind, especially to his neighbours, even if they perceive him as somewhat odd. Ravenclaw, because my boy is smart and he is incredibly intelligent. he does show off, but not enough to be in gryffindor (ye i said it) Star Trek - no matter which series or universe, he is in tactical or engineering. it made the most sense to me, again, incredibly intelligent and knows his way around the even the most difficult of situations Star Wars - A Rebel - not a jedi neither a sith, mostly because i don’t see him as perfectly good or bad, but neutral. he knows how to set different expectations depending on a mission, the difference between Gotham and Star Wars is that the alliance will actually listen to his ideas and crazier test runs

god i loved doing this one! don’t forget to like, comment and reblog

[not-totally-blind]

Some Anakin Skywalker AU's that occurred to me (I should be sleeping but my anxiety won't let me)

Harry Potter AU

He would be a Hufflepuff, yet would be found by Qui Gon.

It would probably be quite a problem earning points for the house thanks to good deeds and outstanding participation in certain subjects, but losing a part of those points for not being able to put the problems aside

Shadowhunters AU

I think he would be a nephilim/demon hybrid like Tessa, but the dominance would be towards his angel blood side (at least at the beginning)

Sidious would be a demon or warlock that teaches him more about the other part of himself that the Jedi (in this case Shadowhunters) do not leave him due to the intolerance they have towards the underworld

Percy Jackson AU

Son of Hephaestus (or Legacy of Hephaestus son of another god) who was predicted to come in a Great Prophecy

Perhaps, like Luke Castellan, he would be tempted by an older force (Sidious, who would actually be a Titan or something like that) only to be saved by Luke in the end, thus fulfilling two different profeciss (The Chosen One who announced the arrival of Anakin and another that talked about his salvation starring Luke)

Teen Wolf AU

He would be a Chimera like Mason, he thought he was a born werewolf until the Dread Doctors (the Sith) started appearing to him and experimenting on him a bit.

There is also the possibility that he could be a Kitsune/Nogitsune like Kira/Void Stiles

Marvel AU

An Omega level mutant with power similar to that of Jean Gray in Dark Phoenix. Although of course he has a somewhat higher level of control over himself

DC AU

I think it would be a son of either Time or Night, the point is that it is a half brother of the Endless and has a slight control over them. More like getting them away from himself (avoiding the deeds in the book of Destiny, avoiding the gift of Death) or bringing their half brothers a little closer to certain humans (bringing Destruction and Despair to the Jedi or leading some people to be more driven by Desire)

That if, again, he can't prevent Death from sharing his gift with someone (such as avoiding Padme's death) or avoiding the fate of other people (the betrayal of Barris Offee that would end up driving away Ahsoka. Or the creation and enslavement of the clones)

[imposterparrotgrass]

For me at lest, it comes down to the Harry Potter adults in question not understanding the difference in how they presive the Houses with how their (presumably more causally Harry Pitter enjoying) friends did. Like, I was a Harry Potter kid along time ago, I I eventually got to the point in the (largely extra-textual) world building that said Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were cool too, and there was more to Slytherin then them being evil.

So as I see it, if you’re not a big fan and you’ve just seen some of the movies, the Harry Potter Houses are Hero, Villian, Nerd, Other People. I read it less as “the guests were mad it was Harry Potter themed”, they all problems knew that was this couple’s deal before hand, but rather “the guest’s very different understanding of Harry Potter lead to a very different experience then what the couple envisioned”.

Don’t think there’s anything wrong with having themed parties, I just think that this particular instance the couple planning it failed to take into account how a casual fan might see things compaired to a hard core fan. Like, if I were to have a Star Wars party where I grouped people into Jedi and Sith based on who was more stoic and who was more passionate, I would rightly have a lot of guests annoyed at me that I put them with the space facists. A more extreme example there, but I think it get’s the point across.

Granted, it is very likely that a lot of the gawking that happens about this particular post is about “look at these losers having INTERESTS and THEMED PARTIES”.

Please look at this.

[the-time-lord-oracle]

OC profile: Livia Bescot

Full name: Livia Tame Bescot Date of birth: 41 BBY, Sulon Master: Tey Sacul Friends: Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala Rank: Jedi Padawan Lightsabre colour: Green (First lightsabre) Blue (Second lightsabre) Skills: Competent with the Force, adept with the lightsabre, quick to adapt to changing situations Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff Height: 5'2 Hair colour: Dark brown Eye colour: Brown Face Claim: Camila Mendes First appearance: Attack of the Clones Last appearance to date: Attack of the Clones Status: Alive as of 22 BBY

[ihamtmus]

a birthday gift for @hufflepuff-jedi! i drew you as... a hufflepuff jedi :D hope you like it! i love you <3

[daethsticks]

✏ and ♥ please!! ily

I drew you a goomba because it’s the only cartoony thing I know how to draw off the top of my head

[ludobxmxn]

ludo doesn't have much money left, either, so he's quick to think of something that might help them out for free. "sure, on me. come on then," he nods, leading remus towards the three broomsticks. "hold on," ludo stops right outside the pub, patting remus on the chest. "you wait here," he nods, "and when i say so, run." without giving remus a chance to reply, the young hufflepuff makes his way into the pub and is relieved to see the large crowd had gotten larger - it would make this easier. it's nearly impossible to get the attention of somebody at the bar, and the young jedi waits for the perfect moment before he sneaks behind the bar table as best he can without being noticed. most people's attention is on the two poor overwhelmed wizards trying their best to prepare everybody's drink, even with the enchantments. ludo wraps his fingers around the neck of a bottle of something - he hopes its gin - before pulling it clumsily out of the shelf. a series if cracks can be heard as the bottle clangs against the glass of the surrounding bottles, and before ludo knows it the entire shelf is coming down and sending bottles to the ground.

still grasping his surprisingly in tact bottle, ludo makes a mad dash as heads turn towards the sound, almost slipping on the spilled liquor as he makes his way out of the pub towards remus. "run!" he shouts, and he can hear the cursing of the bar keep behind them as they make a run for it and don't stop until they get to the edge of the woods leading out of the village. when they catch their breath, ludo looks down at the bottle and see's he's grabbed a bottle of brandy. "alright," he nods, "not too shabby. cheers," he grins, popping the bottle open and taking a sip from it before offering it to remus.

Chewbacca, he chuckled at the comment. He knew that Ludo was referring to his current outfit, all brown and a little fluffy, but Remus couldn't help but connect it to the fact that once a month he turned into a furry monster. "Ah, don't worry about it. Being friends with Sirius, James and Pete, you learn to handle a good hit every now and again." He replied with a smile, head nodding at his next question. "I'd love a gin." Remus said, sticking a hand in his pocket to see if he had any change. Realizing there were only a couple of knuts in his pocket, he began backtracking slightly. "On you? Since you did smack me with your lightsaber, I think you owe me one."

[biscottibitch]

OH GOSH YOU ALSO REBLOGGED MY DAUGHTER i wanna cry this is so sweet

OFC I DID SHE’S SO SWEET AND I LOVE HER I HOPE TO SEE MORE OF HER IN THE FUTURE

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

hiiiii matt matty boy!! centaurus, hydra, pulsar and supernova for the space asks please 😘🌟✌

!! HI KAM THANK U YOU WONDERFUL BEAN!!!

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

asdfghjkl this is gonna sound bad but I don’t actually… have one?? We don’t really celebrate many and our traditions have kind of worn down over the years. Maybe Easter literally just because Easter chocolate tastes better than normal chocolate!! :D why do I have the feeling I’m going to end up like Scrooge PFFFT

Hydra: Favourite sound?

Can’t go wrong with rain :’) also my chickens make the CUTEST beeping noises in the WHOLE WORLD and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

Love I don’t know what I want to do in the next ten minutes. X’D

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

take over the world Hug all the dogs. All of them. Every single one on the planet. And then all the space dogs too. All the dogs.

send me space questions?