#hubs and wifey

[pansy2005]

1am opening my budget spreadsheet trying to figure out how to afford tickets to more fall out boy shows

[mannaisa-hell-ofadrug]

Ootd church edition.

Eyelet blouse, knee length polkadot skirt.

My favorite flats, my favorite veil (I'm Episcopalian but no, the other women don't cover their hair. It's just me.).

Some red lipstick because I'm repping for her holiness the Holy Ghost.

Got caught by an insomnia spell last night so I didn't sleep a wink but it's Trinity Sunday so the hymns will absolute bangers (I'm gonna sing St. Patrick's Breastplate so loud), so I put on plenty of blush and dew stick and I'm going.

Also because I really just feel like I need to eat and drink some Jesus today, in both the most communal and morbid senses. 😁

Then it's First Sunday Dinner at my grandma's house. I've been assigned to bring the bread. I'm the best cook in the family so this is puzzling (Southerners will understand this in particular). Except for that this is actually luncheon, but Sunday meals at grandma's have to be called dinner. I don't make the rules.

And then. Then, it's actual dinner. With my in-laws. At Cheddars. Not one of those is a thing I want to see or spend time with. Please pray/send good vibes/whatever.

And at some point in all of this maybe having to watch the nephew because his mom's being induced today so his baby bro will likely arrive tomorrow.

[inky-duchess]

Fantasy Guide to Earls/Counts and Countesses

(👆🏻The way they are both wifey 👆🏻)

This new series will offer an indepth view of each noble title in the standard European hierarchy of noble titles. Here we will discuss what they are, their lands, their jobs and everything you need to know when writing them.

What exactly is an Earl/Count/Countess?

A Earldom is the third highest rank in most noble hierarchies. The Count/Earl/Countess rules a section of land within the Kingdom known as a Earldom, for example the Earl of Desmond or can be a standalone title. A Earldom is inherited through the family line, from father to son but the title is bestowed on the family by the monarch. Monarchs can also give their children Earldoms if they wish but often grant them Dukedoms. The former Earl of Wessex, Prince Edward was the last Prince granted an Earldom but advanced to the Duke of Edinburgh after his father's passing and his brother's assent. Earldoms might also be the title of the heirs of Dukes or Marquesses. An Count/Earl/Countess's heir would likely be titled as a Viscount.

Titles, Titles

You will have noticed that Earl and Count are interchangeable. Earl is the English equivalent of Count, which is widely used on the Continent. An Earl or Count is addressed as Lord PlaceName. For example, Downton Abbey's Robert Crawley is The Earl of Grantham but he is referred to as Lord Grantham. The wife of an Earl or Count, is styled as Countess and she's referred to as Lady Placename. They would be addressed as Your Lordship and Your Ladyship.

Family of the Count/Earl/Countess

A Countess on her own right is referred to as the same but her make spouse does not become Count or Earl. He keeps his own title. As for same sex couples, again I remain on the dark here but I would think that they would take on their spouses' next highest title. The children of a Count/Earl/Countess is styled Lord/Lady Firstname with the heir taking on the title of Viscount/Viscountess or the next available title.

The Role of the Count/Earl/Countess

The Count/Earl/Countess is leader of the Earldom, which is a fairly large section of the kingdom. They are in control of this section, the highest power in law and order, politics and all things in that section with only the Duke or the Marquess and the monarch above. They handle administration at the highest level, raising troops from their earldom for the crown in times of war, see the collection of taxes and sometimes they might even advise the monarch if they are offered a place of the monarch's council. They would also attend the monarch at their coronation.

Cribs

Count/Earl/Countesses like a lot of nobility would have multiple houses, manors, estates etc. Their homes would be the grandest in the land and the social hubs for the Earldoms and even the country. A Count/Earl/Countess would sometimes live at court when invited but would also have the homes in the capital. This vast portfolio can become a source of income as the Count/Earl/Countess can rent them out or a handy way to shelf relatives who depended on them.

[majesty0h]

~Sharing is CARING. And Toji Cares About You Very Much~ imagine this is them ok

You and Toji have a great sex life. Scratch that, you have an AMAZING sex life. His stamina is stupid, he's packing bigger than you've ever encountered...he's a FREAK. A hulking, muscled freak who's down for anything and has showed your usually prude ass things you've never even dreamed of. Bondage, wearing vibrators in public, petplay, breathplay, temperature play, hell one time he ate your ass on the balcony while he was dressed as Wolverine. You had no clue where he got all of these ideas, but you certainly weren't complaining.

The current "thing" was watching porn on your VR headset while he went down on you. He'd been shocked to hear that you didn't consume it regularly, I mean, he was beating off to BBW on the Hub every chance he got. He was determined to force you outside your comfort zone.

It started slow, vanilla. Standard B/G, anal. Then it evolved to breeding, cucking, double penetration...

That's when he noticed it.

You took forever, FOREVER to cum on his mouth (to his annoyance) when you were watching dirty movies. But when you stumbled upon a woman getting plowed by her husband and his best friend...you were quick. Too quick. The way you moaned and gripped his hair, pulling him in deeper, it caused his tongue to stop flickering for a moment.

"Hm? What the fuck's gotten you so riled up, ma?"

You instantly freeze and pause the video, cheeks burning red behind that stupid headset, feeling dirty, feeling bad. It was bad this was so hot, right? "Uh, nothing. Just usual stuff," you lied.

You're a terrible liar.

You feel and hear the bed creak as he shifts up and snatches the device off you, raising it up and peering. He's wearing just grey sweatpants, that were tenting the minute he realized what was up. A shit eating grin spread across his face. "Oh fuck. That's what you're into now?"

You groan and throw a pillow at him. "Shu up! I've just never seen it before. You ruined the mood."

Your boyfriend is snickering at your discomfort. "Uh huh. Get on all fours. I wanna see who fucks her better."

You push this morning's events out of your head as you go to work. And it's definitely not when you return home ten hours later, tired, annoyed, and frustrated.

"Hey babes. Welcome home!" Toji, your beautiful trophy boy calls from the living room. "How was work?"

Sighing you kick off your heels and scan your phone. "It was rough. This merger is insane. We have 5 million dollars riding on this and everyone wants to dick around. I thought being Vice President was worth the drama, but it's seriously getting to me," you vent as you scroll through dozens of confidential, high priority emails.

Maybe that's why you loved Toji so much. Whenver you're with him, you don't think about deadlines, trades, layoffs. Just feeling good, happy, and full.

Walking into the living room, you're so engrossed you don't even register there's someone else sitting on the couch with Fushiguro. You only look up in confusion when the stranger whistles, low and deep. It's almost like a purr. "Damn Toji, you weren't lyin'. Complete smokeshow."

Your eyes widen and your head snaps up. There he is, manspreading on your very expensive couch, sleek black boots pressed against your /very/ expensive white rug. He's tall, lanky, built like a beanpole. He's got a shock of white hair, and he's wearing small, circle shaped sunglasses, but the shine of dazzling blue eyes peek through anyways.

Toji's looking at you like it's Christmas morning, his gaze darting between the other man and his jaded wifey. He seems to drink in your confusion.

"Oh...I...I didn't know you had a friend over," you say after an awkward pause. You're trying to address your man, but you can't tear your eyes away from this twink. Who is he? "Hi?"

The stranger beams, shifting to a more professional posture. God he is tall. You feel so small under his gaze, and you glance to Toji for help, understanding. He offers none. "Hey, pretty lady. My name is Jerome. Jerome Washington. The building's maintenance man. I heard..." he leans slightly closer to you, sliding his shades just down an inch. "You need your pipes cleaned."

You blink. "No? The pipes are fine?"

Toji groans in disproval and shoves "Jerome" slightly. "Dude, I told you, you don't gotta do any of that shit. Just be normal, for fuck's sake."

The stranger, who was doing his best to seem mysterious and commanding, broke into a boyish smile. "Oh yeah my bad. Sup? I'm Satoru Gojo. I'm going to fuck the shit out of you tonight!"

"We," Toji corrected, but he's got that same expression.

Have you gone crazy? Has the stress finally made you crack? Are you hallucinating? This was a fever dream. Toji had a knack for wanting to snap the neck of any man who even looked at you...so why was he sitting here, giddy, as this "Satoru" addressed you so vulgar? So hungry?

"...huh?" is the only thing you can say, darting between the pair. You're more than a yard away, but you can practically smell the lust filling the room. "Toji...what is--"

"Remember earlier today?" he interrupts, running a hand through his shaggy hair. "When you were creamin' over that video? The Eiffel Tower?"

"Toji!!"you hiss, flustered he would bring this up in front of a guest.

He cocks his head, throwing Gojo a knowing smirk. "She's all shy. Isn't that cute? But I promise, she was feening."

Satoru licks his lips, still undressing you with his eyes. "I bet. To be honest I haven't either. But I'm not stupid enough to turn it down."

Toji snorts. "Yeah? Don't worry, I'll show your prudes how it's done." He snaps his fingers at you. "C'mere doll. C'mere and kneel."

You're glued to the same spot, trying to reconcile what's happening. You watch as Satoru pats his knee, promising not to bite, unless you're into that.

"Princess,"Toji repeats again, his tone firm and commanding enough to snap you back to reality. You know that voice. It's the "you listen or you're in a lot of trouble" voice.

Sheepishly, you stare at your feet as you shuffle forward. You can't ignore how your heart beats in your chest, how your dress feels too tight, how this is the hottest fucking thing you've ever experienced.

"Kneel."

You don't defy him. You look up at them both with doey eyes, shuddering when he grips your chin, stroking your cheek with the pad of his calloused thumb. Gojo hums and repeats the same motion on the other side. His touch is soft and warm, and you can't help the soft sigh that escapes you. You squeeze your thighs together, trying to ignore the growing warmth. Your boyfriend presses your foreheads together, his voice syrupy against your ear. "I love you so much, doll. I'd do anything to make you happy. If this doesn't show it, nothing else will. Now you just relax and I'm gonna make your fantasies all come true," he promise as he nips at your neck. "Now start making our friend feel at home."

You swallowed hard. You feel like you could faint. You want to reply "yes daddy" like the good girl you are, but words fail you. All you can do is nod.

You take a deep breath and scoot over, still on your knees, but nestled between Gojo's skinny legs. He smiles down at you innocently, but the contents of his words are far from it. "You have such pretty lips, sweetie. How about you open them for me?"

You glance at Toji for reassurance, but he's gone from the couch, crouching behind you, fingers weaving into your hair, massaging your scalp. "Go on."

Your hands tremble as you reach for Gojo's belt.

((haven't written anything like this in years LOL im so rusty. stay tuned for part 2 and feel free to share ;D ))

[naughtyhousekeeper201]

What's the dirtiest/hornieat thing you have got up to whilst housekeeping

So we had this super hot couples staying in the hotel for like a month. The wife was a total bitch and was so rude to me but hubby was super sweet and totally sexy. So naturally over the course of a couple weeks I made it clear he could have me. Finally one day wifey was out shopping and hubs was at the pool. I asked him if he needed help drying off in his room. We had AMAZING sex, he fucked me from one side of the room to the other and filled my pussy with his load while I had my face in pile of his wife’s clothes bent over the arm chair. I went into their bathroom to get dressed with his cum and my juices leaking out of me and, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, covered her toothbrush in his cum and my pussy juices so when she brushed her teeth she’d be rubbing my juices and his cheating cum all over her tongue. I fucked him several more times while they stayed there too.

[call-me-pup2]

My wife is out on a date, and I've been edging for a coupel of hours now... and I'm perving over your tumblr and your fet, and you're making it really fucking hard for me not to cum

Hope your wifey has a nice time!

Have you checked my reddit or hub? 👀

[llondonfog]

Hi!! This is really random lmao? But I had a Sebek related thought, and, well, you're a Diasomnia hub, so here ya go😂😂 I just thought I'd be cute if Sebek's dad was named Mr. Plover :) Plovers are the type of bird that take care of crocodile teeth! So it's incredibly fitting hehe. I just see sweet, dentist Mr. Plover meeting his badass Crocodile Fae Wifey™️ at a teeth cleaning, and eventually taking her last name🤭🤭😊

Yeah, that's it! I'm obsessed with ur diasomnia brainrot😂😂😂 thanks for feeding us👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 have a slay day!

AHHHH?!!!!!

PLEASE omg this is so adorable?? I won't be able to hold in my excitement if we get their reveal in twst (BRIAR VALLEY EVENT WHEN!) because I surely won't survive their wholesome antics!!

Just the thought of Sebek's mother (did she hold prejudice against humans too like her father? was she already open-minded by the very virtue of choosing to go to a human dental clinic?) sitting down for her teeth cleaning and some darling human approaches her in AWE over their superb bite strength, shape, and blinding white sheen and takes the most gentle care of her greatest source of pride??

Plover is a cute name for a human, but as she considers its placement on the white dental coat, she can't help but smugly think about how 'Zigvolt' would look so much better emblazoned on it in lightning strokes.

And not to bring out the angst (but it's there, it's always there—), I don't think I see enough discussion about the fact that Sebek's mother is FAE and her husband is HUMAN in the sense that they don't have the same lifespans? We don't know how old his mother is at all, is she at a similar stage in her lifespan as Lilia? Is she much younger, considering her father (Sebek's grandfather) served with Lilia and would logically be around the same 700~ year mark since he's still alive?

And if she is a young fae, then his mother fully knew that she would vastly outlive her husband when she decided to marry this silly dentist of a man and she wanted a family with him, to spend what precious little time they have together in their own love and happiness and share that with Briar Valley through their dental clinic and I just get. Really Emotional :')

I think it's really remarkable and brave to so boldly have a willingness to be subjected to the pain of losing her husband with so many centuries left to live in her own life, (and the pain of most likely losing her half-fae, half-human children who most likely will have shorter lifespans than normal fae), all for the sake of pursuing what was to them, true love.

[its-moopoint]

Cait and Tony are invited to a nice high end reopening, it's trash.

Sam does a classical reading at a Scottish whisky event, over acts than walks out at night wearing dark glasses as if he's a big celebrity when he's not, but is classy.

More, Cait doesn't spend her time on Tumblr reading hate about her and Tony. Their life have meaning unlike these looser who have spent 10 years of their lives in a cult like mentality.

mariaae said: I truly feel so bad for Caitriona. Here she is stuck with a Dining Hall relaunch (don’t really matter to me that it’s iconic and at Harrod’s) while on the other side of the pond, there is a much happier celebration honoring her real life Hubs! The contrast is so stark! Sam is surrounded by distinguished members of a global society and what we got from London was an unsmiling Caitriona and a blurry pic with the PA! How long will they continue to do this to themselves? Really, my heart was bleeding for Caitriona and Sam. Don’t think it didn’t hurt him that Wifey could not be there! 😭💔

mariaae said: Well, well, well! This certainly threw some sunshine in an otherwise bleak scenario for Wifey. Still no matter whether they shaved off the sideburns he’s still no Sam Heughan! Sam is irreplaceable in Caitriona’s heart! And she would still prefer to have been at the KOTQ event!

uniquewastelandpeach said: Perhaps T or possibly C have been lurking on Tumblr and have read the deluge of comments that Tony needed to spif up his wardrobe and ditch the 1960’s era sideburns, One can only hope,. I think the stress eye strongly suggests the man is Tracula. I will be so glad when this charade ends.

auburncurlslass said: First and foremost…IF TAITER WAS THERE, YOU CAN BET THE FARM, HE WOULD HAVE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH HIS ‘WIFE’! Caitriona’s PR would not allow this magic moment of beautiful marital bliss to pass by…it’s all about being 'seen’! 👀

valkyrie1969 said: Listen, I don’t think anyone needs to physically see Tbag to know when he’s lurking around an event - Cait’s “stress eye” is proof enough.

caldineens said: I don’t even think that ring was a gift from Tony. Is he making payments to afford it? I’ll bet Sam bought it for her as part of the stupid narrative.

Anon, between all the people commenting above put together you can't gather even one full working neuron.

[lunarwildrose]

29 years ago, a few days ago, on May 11th ... my and Hubby's special movie, for mysteriously paralleling our life at the time in my imaginary world and psychosis the first time we watched it. 🧸🤍

Karasu means "crow" in Japanese, and ... he is also my Eric, as much as he is my Beast, and I am his Shelly and Belle, "forever and ever ... there, I've promised." 🤍

I always loved the quote, "people die, but real love is forever" ... ever since I heard it at the end of "Even in Death", by Evanescence ... I love Eternal Love that transcends Death and eternity, and who doesn't love an Avenging Angel who comes along to 'make right what was once wrong'? 🤭 (Karasu loves Quantum Leap, too. He's my Al, and I'm his little wifey, Beth. ☺🤍)

Coincidentally - or is it synchronicity? - Karasu’s Japanese voice actor shares a birthday with the late Brandon Lee on February 1st ... and my Hubs told me "Today we will celebrate my birthday" on March 31st in a dream, and when I told Micky @octobernocturne to get a cake for my SO, Micky informed me it was also the Death anniversary of Brandon Lee, which really, really surprised me! 🙀 I guess it was just one of those Fate things, as my role model, Amy Lee, would say. 🥰🤍

[norasinclair]

[ incoming ] : the hubs 💖

nora: * insert cute wifey selfie *

nora: felt cute, might delete later 🥰

nora: isn’t that what the kids say

[nifretane]

Lil info about ari that will be in her rewrite

She is 10'1

Is a scorpion demon

Has three children

Has been married before

Any art used for her is made by my wifey ( @bunni-hub )

Her alt fc is this one here

Ari was a mafia boss when she was alive

Ari is shortened for Arianna

[noahsinclaxr]

☏ Texting: Noah & Nora

wifey 💖: Not too bad, I missed my pillow 😔

wifey 💖: I do, why? Are you planning something without me?

hubs ❤️: Aw, tonight ❤️

hubs ❤️: On the contrary. What if we clear our schedule and stay from friday til sunday? I'm sure I can find a dogsitter for Daisy.

[dee-slay]

.006 }{       BOSSY 💼 }{ Yesterday was the perfect sunny afternoon for “Bon App’etit” to hold their 1st annual holiday brunch.🎄 Throughout the week, Déesse worked very closely with her contractors, chefs & décor team to assemble a very elegant venue for the event. The goal was to create a space & experience that was a fusion of traditional holiday décor & Bon App’etit’s aesthetic, including a wide range of various breakfast selections & decadent holiday treats. From start to finish, Déesse executed this occasion flawlessly & to her surprise there were no hiccups; even the “middle of the mall” Santa was on his best behavior. The event was a definitely a victory & in the future she will be hosting annual holiday brunches. Next “Bon App’etit” event is the grand opening & it will be even bigger than the holiday brunch; don’t miss it! ✨ - " Santa, I know this is a wholelotta body sitting on you, so behave. Now are you ready for my Christmas list? Okay, Santa Baby, for Christmas I want Goldie to have a wifey & endless Pupperoni's. Annnnd, for me, I want all the moneys, successful businesses, perfect health, a Barbie Dream House, every last Louis Vuitton Bag/Accessory & every edition of Lamborghini's. Kay, thanks! * Sips her milk & stares at Santa innocently.* " - Déesse VISIT BON APPE’TIT - JOIN OUR DISCORD - FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM - LIKE ON FACEBOOK - OUR LINK HUB

[australianopaldirect123]

How Wifey University is Redefining Modern Relationships In the ever-changing landscape of relationshiimpracticalps, there’s no shortage of advice out there. But let’s face it—most of it feels generic, outdated, or just plain . Enter Wifey University, a modern platform that’s shaking things up by teaching individuals the art of intentional and effective relationships. After diving deep into their website, I’m here to share what makes this platform a game-changer. What Is Wifey University? Wifey University is a one-of-a-kind educational hub focused on relationship mastery. Think of it as a relationship boot camp—offering practical advice, courses, and resources for people who want to thrive in their romantic partnerships. Their mission is clear: help people transform from "winging it" in love to mastering the skills that keep relationships strong, joyful, and balanced. The website’s clean, user-friendly design makes it easy to navigate through their offerings, whether you’re looking for courses, blogs, or testimonials. Plus, their tone is approachable and down-to-earth—perfect for anyone intimidated by the idea of diving into self-improvement.

Key Features That Stand Out Here are some standout features from the site:

Relationship Courses with a Twist The courses at Wifey University don’t feel like boring lectures; they’re packed with relatable examples, real-life scenarios, and actionable tips. Topics range from communication techniques to understanding emotional needs and even navigating modern dating challenges. It’s like a roadmap to relationship success.

Insightful Blog Section Their blog is a treasure trove of wisdom. Articles like "How to Build Emotional Resilience in Relationships" and "Why Date Nights Still Matter" are equal parts inspiring and practical. The content is written in an engaging way that makes you want to keep scrolling.

Community Support Wifey University fosters a sense of community. The site hints at forums and interactive spaces where participants can share their wins, struggles, and advice with like-minded individuals. This creates a safe and empowering environment to learn and grow.

What Sets Wifey University Apart? The biggest differentiator is their emphasis on real-life application. Unlike generic relationship advice columns, Wifey University provides tools you can put into practice immediately. Need help navigating a tough conversation? They’ve got scripts for that. Want to spice things up in your marriage? There’s an entire course dedicated to rekindling passion. And let’s not overlook their modern approach—recognizing that today’s relationships are influenced by technology, evolving gender roles, and shifting societal norms.

Final Thoughts Wifey University is more than just a website; it’s a movement. It’s for anyone who’s tired of feeling stuck in their relationships and ready to embrace growth, self-awareness, and love. Whether you’re single, dating, or married, this platform offers tools to help you level up your relationship game. So, if you’re serious about becoming the best partner you can be, take a stroll through Wifey University. You’ll find practical advice, a supportive community, and maybe even the inspiration to build the relationship you’ve always dreamed of. What’s stopping you? Enroll today and see what all the hype is about! How Wifey University is Redefining Modern Relationships In the ever-changing landscape of relationships, there’s no shortage of advice out there. But let’s face it—most of it feels generic, outdated, or just plain impractical. Enter Wifey University, a modern platform that’s shaking things up by teaching individuals the art of intentional and effective relationships. After diving deep into their website, I’m here to share what makes this platform a game-changer. What Is Wifey University? Wifey University is a one-of-a-kind educational hub focused on relationship mastery. Think of it as a relationship boot camp—offering practical advice, courses, and resources for people who want to thrive in their romantic partnerships. Their mission is clear: help people transform from "winging it" in love to mastering the skills that keep relationships strong, joyful, and balanced. The website’s clean, user-friendly design makes it easy to navigate through their offerings, whether you’re looking for courses, blogs, or testimonials. Plus, their tone is approachable and down-to-earth—perfect for anyone intimidated by the idea of diving into self-improvement.

Key Features That Stand Out Here are some standout features from the site:

Relationship Courses with a Twist The courses at Wifey University don’t feel like boring lectures; they’re packed with relatable examples, real-life scenarios, and actionable tips. Topics range from communication techniques to understanding emotional needs and even navigating modern dating challenges. It’s like a roadmap to relationship success.

Insightful Blog Section Their blog is a treasure trove of wisdom. Articles like "How to Build Emotional Resilience in Relationships" and "Why Date Nights Still Matter" are equal parts inspiring and practical. The content is written in an engaging way that makes you want to keep scrolling.

Community Support Wifey University fosters a sense of community. The site hints at forums and interactive spaces where participants can share their wins, struggles, and advice with like-minded individuals. This creates a safe and empowering environment to learn and grow.

What Sets Wifey University Apart? The biggest differentiator is their emphasis on real-life application. Unlike generic relationship advice columns, Wifey University provides tools you can put into practice immediately. Need help navigating a tough conversation? They’ve got scripts for that. Want to spice things up in your marriage? There’s an entire course dedicated to rekindling passion. And let’s not overlook their modern approach—recognizing that today’s relationships are influenced by technology, evolving gender roles, and shifting societal norms.

Final Thoughts Wifey University is more than just a website; it’s a movement. It’s for anyone who’s tired of feeling stuck in their relationships and ready to embrace growth, self-awareness, and love. Whether you’re single, dating, or married, this platform offers tools to help you level up your relationship game. So, if you’re serious about becoming the best partner you can be, take a stroll through Wifey University. You’ll find practical advice, a supportive community, and maybe even the inspiration to build the relationship you’ve always dreamed of. What’s stopping you? Enroll today and see what all the hype is about!

[benefits1986]

E-e-e-e-e

Dear E,

You're the first baby I saw in PT, and you're not even mine. Now that your mom and dad are on their 3rd year as hub and wifey, let this be a reminder of how precious you are in a very come-from-behind way.

I never thought I'd actually stop to marvel at how tiny lines can turn the universe upside down. I still abhor kids but you, A and McQueen are exceptions. Seeing you grow up is just too complicated and simple.

You're a pretty, smart, and magnetic little lady, so it's so easy to fall in love with you. I intentionally got you tiny gifts over the years. Funny how there's this one time you're nowhere near my radar, but I knew that it's your first summer here on earth so I got you that tiny swimsuit. Of course it's kinda loose as I don't have any idea about baby clothes. I guess that's magic in the mundane.

You are made of love, E. And I hope that just in case you stumble upon this, you'd be in a place where you feel you're enough. Actually, you're more than enough.

I still don't get the whole "raise a kid in this world" mindset as it's not my grind, not my bias; however, having you in my book is just weird and wonderful. We don't get to see each other that much because that's the recovering avoidant me. That "safe" distance is just me tempering this new thing even when you're already two years old. I'm working on that through trying to "set" a calendar invite. I know we live near each other, so this is me trying.

And I never ever imagined I'd get teary-eyed when I checked out your first Nike Airforce Triple White pair. It's crazy and I tried my best to shut that "eew" vibe. but there you go. You got me bad, babe.

I'd have to say that getting you your first Lego is just monumental. it might be too shallow to you and laughable. You might not even remember that memory, but, that day, seeing you your pretty eyes light up as you choose your own adventure reminds me that there is so much peace amdist the chaos. While I'm overthinking what you're gonna get, the truth is that, I'd get whatever you want. Period.

The way you hyperfocus on figuring out how to buils your first Lego is priceless. As a Lego bias girl, your noona is watching you closely. As you lay on my thicc thighs, I see that you have your 'I got this' firstborn vibe all over you. You barely looked at the manual. That reminded me that after all, Lego is all about free play, at the end of the day. And that to be unadulterated holds so much power and vulnerability. You seem unafraid to make mistakes.

That day too, you're wearing Joy's colorway from Inside Out. Whenever I'm in my dark days and nights, it's one of the things I come home to. The feel of your tiny hands that cling to mine while you're really up your alley. The way you try to carry the oversized Lego bag around the sedated South. The way you smile and let those eyes twinkle. My tech neck and aching back are shaking silently with glee even when I don't like walking slowly.

E, you are magic. You are hope. You are pure love.

See you more often, yes?

Best,

Noona B

PS: Tried my best not to use vulgar words even when I really, really want to. Let's keep things PG for now, babe. I'll try to pen more notes for you.

[scotty-bear]

Happy 4/20 Tumblr Hubs! 😚💨🍃

Luv you, thank you tumblr wifey 😉