majesty0h

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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sometimes I think I'd be such a good wife then I remember the number of mental disorders that cripples me

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my beloveds...

a web weave for Ruby Van Omerta

Incendies// Craig Santos Perez// Mitski, Francis Forever// Clementine Von Radics// Carrie Fisher, Princess Diarist// Lorde, Supercut// Lana Del Rey, Cinnamon Girl// Bilbo, Fellowship of the Ring// Sue Zhao// Hooyo Isn't Home, Warsan Shire// Ethel Cain, Sunbleached Files// Ocean Vuong// @wandalives

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“Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-”

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why am I horny at 8:30am on a Wednesday. more importantly, why is Gojo Satoru not sucking me off sloppy style and whimpering while I call him a good boy, at 8:30am on a Wednesday.

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DESI JJK FANS WE WON 🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️

cr. to @/muffin_art_m on instagram (^○^)

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he’s a trackstar

how satoru runs to the bathroom when you tell him to join you in the shower

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𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒.𝟏𝟐.𝟑𝟏

𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑷𝒀 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑫𝑨𝒀!! 。・ .♡ 𝑻𝑶𝑱𝑰 𝑭𝑼𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑼𝑹𝑶🎉🎂

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REAL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAV HOMELESS DADDY MY STINKY KING I LOVE YOU

toji is literally perfect i wanna give him the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear twitching, mouth watering, ass clenching, name shouting, noise complaining, chest heaving, muscle spasming, nose stiffing, eye rolling, ball emptying, thigh trembling, hip thrusting, pelvis rolling, breath hitching, cheek reddening, ground breaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, belief shattering, hair pulling, teeth jittering, lip biting, mind boggling, soul snatching, heart wrenching, moan inducing, spine tingling, gravity defying, sweat dripping, body shivering, feet kicking, head bowing, cancer curing, mind blowing, fabric soaking, overstimulating, earthquaking, flabbergasting, body malfunctioning, world ending, universe destroying, lip biting, eye widening, brain cell evaporating, black hole creating, voice cracking, volcano erupting, head nodding, eyebrow furrowing, bone crushing, body numbing, bark worthy, lucid dreaming, dimension hopping, beast transforming, demon form awakening, pants wetting, humanity saving, show stopping, pussy pulsating, thigh rubbing, most vile, sloppy, atrociously, gushy, messy, creamy, beastly, brutally, spectacularly, amazingly, deviously, sinfully, beautifully, sadistically, ethereally, staggeringly, astonishingly, astoundingly, menacingly, bewilderingly, catastrophically, unbelievably, astronomically, disgustingly, mercilessly, rabidly, utterly sticky, absolutely orgasmic head ever known to mankind.

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🤭🤍🖤

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I have big brain deep thoughts about the characters, but I get so worked up it just comes out as fanatical screeching every time 😭 I’m so sorry

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A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

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i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

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"...but WHY not?" Itadori protested, genuinely taken aback by the staunch refusal. Youthful fingers sweep a shock of flamingo hair out of disappointed eyes. "If I were you, I'd be summoning them constantly. Do you know how many GIRLS will think its cool?"

Just the mention of the fairer sex spikes his determination, as if it's truly life or death. Then a delayed but defeated pause. "Then again, non-sorcerer girls couldn't even see it. So they'd probably just point and laugh, I guess."

open megumi starter.

“.  .  .no,  i'm  not  going  to  summon  my  shikigami  just  because  you  said  please.”

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I need more JJK roleplays immediately to distract me from life LOL