#hubby yang

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Okay but that makes me think of a scenario where blake jokingly calls Yang her hubbie and yang calls her her wifey and it annoys the hell out of everyone everytime they do it

Good, Gods, this is amazing! Let's fricken go!

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Ruby: Thanks again for inviting us over for dinner, Blake!

Weiss: Yes, thank you so much for the invitation.

Blake: (from the kitchen) You're welcome. It's the least we can do after you guys helped Yang and I get our stuff moved in.

Ruby: It was no problem! What're teammates and sisters for?! But, where is Yang?

Blake: (placing serving dishes filled with food on the table) She should be here soon, but I can give her a call. She had to make a quick run. (pulls out her scroll and dials Yang's number)

Yang: (answers her scroll on her headset as she's driving Bumblebee 2.0 home) Hey, babe! I'm on my way home now. I should be there in about five minutes.

Blake: (rolls her eyes with a smile before teasing with a shit-eating grin) Well, hurry up. We have company, and they're beginning to wonder where my wonderful hubby is.

Yang: (loosens her grip on the throttle momentarily before picking up speed) Maybe they're just wondering how long they'll get to have my beautiful, amazing, totally sexy wifey to themselves before I get home.

Blake: (blushes with a smirk) Oh, please. As if anyone could compare to you, my blazing fireball of love. They're just counting the seconds until you grace them with your presence.

Yang: (snickers) Save some compliments for when I get there, babe. I might need a little extra sweetness tonight.

Blake: (playfully) Sweetness? I thought you liked it when things got a little spicy.

Yang: (full blown flirting) Only in combat, my gorgeous goddess. When it comes to you, it's all about the sweetness mixed with the spice.

Blake: (twirling her hair around her finger) Well, I'll make sure to have a dessert that matches your taste—sweet and just a hint of mischief.

Yang: (laughing giddily) Deal! I'll see you in a few!

*CLICK*

Blake: (stares at her scroll with a dumb smile on her face before turning back to the table) Uh...

Ruby & Weiss: (looks of pure disgust and diabetic illness spread across their faces)

Ruby: The dessert is right there, Blake!!! (points to the cherry pie on the table)

Blake: (blushes awkwardly) Ummmmm...

Weiss: Good, Gods! Control yourself, you bisexual biohazard! We're about to eat!

[zhxngii]

back to riding welt's dick until he.

[idryna]

Seks dengan isteri curang

Aku Liza, pegawai di sebuah cawangan syarikat kewangan. Aku isteri orang yang berumur 35 tahun dan ada 3 orang anak. Hubby aku kerja sebagai pengurus di sebuah kilang. Aku menjalinkan hubungan sulit dengan seorang suami orang dari cawangan lain tetapi dalam syarikat yang sama.

Kami berkenalan sewaktu majlis dinner. Orangnya berumur 28 tahun. Masih muda, kacak dan ramai perempuan dalam syarikat aku bekerja tergila-gilakannya. Tetapi sebab dia ni suami orang, jadi tak ada la sesiapa yang cuba tackle. Kalau setakat jadi secret admire tu memanglah ramai. Namanya Azrul. Masa aku kenal dia dulu, dia belum ada anak. Sekarang wife dia dah berbadan dua baru 3 bulan.

Masa dinner, kita orang berbual mesra dan perhubungan kami berpanjangan sehingga beberapa bulan selepas itu. Selepas itu kawan sekerja aku memberikan nombor handphone Azrul kepada aku kerana aku perlu menghubunginya untuk mengadu sebarang masalah berkaitan tugas yang berada di bawah tanggungjawab Azrul.

Entah macam mana selepas selesai urusan dengannya, aku boleh tergatal sangat menghantar sms kepadanya dengan hanya perkataan “Hai” sahaja. Selepas itu kami saling berbual di dalam sms. Lama kelamaan kami semakin akrab dan semakin intim. Dia meluahkan perasaan bahawa dia suka kepada aku. Aku yang sememangnya juga suka kepadanya seakan bermimpi indah pada ketika itu.

Kemudian syarikat kami mengarahkan aku untuk membuat kerja-kerja akhir di cawangan pada hari minggu sebagai persediaan untuk auditor yang bakal datang. Maka Azrul juga diarahkan untuk datang ke cawangan aku bekerja untuk menyelidik senarai akhir yang telah aku sediakan. Maka kami berdua pun bekerja bersama berdua-duaan di dalam pejabat tanpa ada sesiapa lagi, melainkan kami berdua sahaja.

Azrul rupa-rupanya sungguh lembut peribadinya dan dia cukup romantik di mata aku. Sewaktu bekerja dengannya aku rasa masa seperti pantas berlalu, tidak rasa penat malah hanya kegembiraan bekerja dengannya. Kemudian cerita keintiman yang semakin serius antara kami berdua bermula sewaktu kami sedang menyusun fail-fail yang sudah di semak ke dalam almari besi.

Azrul berdiri rapat di sebelah ku. Bahang kehangatan tubuhnya dapat aku rasa dan menghangatkan tubuh ku yang sejuk di dalam keadaan bilik pejabat berhawa dingin. Aku ketika itu hanya berbaju kurung sutera dan bertudung seperti biasa. Seperti sebelum ini, Azrul memuji kecantikan ku dan dia gemar memanggil ku sayang. Aku hanya tersenyum dan menoleh kepadanya yang rapat berdiri di sebelah ku.

Mata kami bertentangan. Azrul mengusap pipi ku dan aku seperti lemah di hadapannya. Wajah merapati wajah ku. Mata ku terpejam mulut ku terbuka. Aku rela serahkan segalanya kepada Azrul. Akhirnya kami berkucupan sepenuh hati. Bibir ku dikucupnya dan lidah ku di hisapnya. Sekali sekala lidah kami bergumpal di dalam mulut masing-masing. Nafas ku menjadi laju seiring degupan jantung ku.

Dapat ku rasa tangan Azrul melingkari tubuh ku dan seterusnya mengusap seluruh pelusuk tubuh ku. Aku biarkan Azrul melakukan tubuh ku seperti dia yang punya. Punggung ku diraba hingga ke celah kemaluan ku. Aku pasrah membiarkan tubuh ku jatuh ke tangan Azrul. Aku rela tubuh ku diperlakukan semahunya.

Kucupan Azrul turun ke leher ku. Walau pun tudung masih menutup leher ku, hembusan nafasnya yang hangat dapat ku rasa menyentuh kuilt leher ku. Telinga ku yang terlindung di sebalik tudung di kucup dan digigitnya dengan kelembutan. Hawa nafas hangatnya lembut menyerap ke dalam lubang telinga ku. Aku khayal dalam asmara pelukan suami orang yang berumur lebih muda dari ku. Aku lupa suami dan anak-anak ku. Aku sungguh merasakan dibelai dengan sepenuh hati. Aku longlai bergelumang nafsu.

Tangan Azrul semakin liar di tubuh ku. Tangannya menyelinap ke dalam baju kurung ku dan meramas dan mengusap buah dada ku. Coli ku di singkap ke atas dan puting ku digentel hingga aku semakin hilang arah pedoman. Aku tak mampu membuka mata lantaran seluruh jiwa dan raga ku diselubungi keasyikan penuh nafsu.

Baju kurung ku di angkat dan ku dapat merasakan Azrul menyuap puting buah dada ku ke mulutnya. Sambil tubuh ku di peluknya, dia menghisap puting ku. Aku kegelian hingga menimbulkan keghairahan yang menikmatkan. Aku peluk kepala Azrul yang sedang menghisap susu ku.

Aku sedar, secara spontan aku mengerang kesedapan tanpa segan silu lagi. Aku luahkan segala perasaan yang menikmatkan ku tanpa selindung lagi. Malah aku semakin tidak mampu bertahan apabila tangannya mengusap kelengkang ku tatkala dia masih menghisap buah dada ku.

Ku tahu diri ku semakin kebasahan. Kulit tundun ku yang digosok tangan Azrul dapat merasakan kelembapan yang semakin tersebar, meski pun baju kurung dan seluar dalam ku masih lengkap membaluti tubuh ku. Aku terkangkang tanpa dipinta lantaran rasa sedap yang semakin menyelubung lubang peranakan ku yang di gosok tapak tangan Azrul.

Azrul mengusap tundun ku berkali-kali. Tubuhnya pun turun perlahan-lahan. Perut ku di kucup dan di jilat lubang pusat ku. Aku menggeliat sedap hingga menarik kepalanya rapat ke perut ku. Kucupannya turun pula ke tundun ku. Meski pun masih dibaluti kain baju kurung sutera, Azrul nampaknya tetap berselera menyondol-nyondol hidungnya hingga aku dapat rasakan ianya berkali-kali mencecah biji nafsu ku.

Kucupan Azrul turun ke peha dan betis ku. Azrul menyelak kain ku hingga mempamerkan betis. Lidahnya ku lihat menjilat betis ku hingga naik ke lutut dan peha ku. Jilatannya bertukar kepada kucupan dan gigitan cinta hingga aku terkangkang membiarkan gigitan cintanya terbentuk di pangkal peha ku. Aku pasrah membiarkan Azrul menceroboh kawasan larangan ku.

Azrul mula menjilat kelengkang ku yang masih dibaluti seluar dalam. Pintu keramat ku seakan dikuis hujung lidahnya berkali-kali dan ianya merebak ke biji syahwat ku. Aku mengerang sedap tanpa rasa malu. Aku terkangkang hingga tersendar berdiri di rak fail.

Ku lihat fail-fail yang masih belum tersusun masih bersepah di atas lantai. Ku abaikan itu semua, ku utamakan kenikmatan yang tidak lagi ku kecapi dari suami ku. Aku tarik kepala Azrul hingga rapat ke tundun ku. Kain sarong satin yang diselak jatuh ke bawah hingga kepala Azrul akhirnya masuk ke dalam kain. Tidak ku dapat lihat wajahnya. Namun dari rasa sedap yang ku rasai, aku tahu apakah yang sedang dilakukannya.

Kemudian Azrul menarik seluar dalam ku ke bawah. Terlucutlah sudah perisai lembut yang melindungi kemaluan ku selaku ibu kepada 3 orang anak yang juga isteri orang ini. Akhirnya lubang kemaluan ku disentuh juga oleh lidah suami orang yang jauh lebih muda dari ku. Lidahnya menjilat dan seterusnya masuk mengorek lubang kemaluan ku.

Aku merasai nikmatnya lubang kemaluan ku berzina dengan lidahnya yang sedap itu. Ku seru namanya menandakan aku semakin enak menikmati perbuatannya. Tubuh ku bergelinjang dalam persetubuhan mulut yang Azrul lakukan kepada ku.

Azrul pun berdiri di hadapan ku. Tangan ku dipegang dan di letak di atas bonjolan keras miliknya. Aku ramas bonjolan itu. Ketulan keras dan liat nampaknya sudah bangkit dari pertapaan dan ku yakin ianya pasti mengganas sekiranya ku lepaskan dari kurungan. Aku merenung mata Azrul. Azrul hanya senyum bagai menanti tindakan ku selanjutnya.

Tanpa rasa malu dan membelakangi suami dan anak-anak ku, aku buka zip seluar Azrul. Ku seluk tangan ku hingga berjaya menangkap makhluk keras yang terjaga dari pertapaannya. Aku buka butang seluarnya dan terlucut hingga yang tinggal seluar dalamnya yang membonjol tinggi.

Ku pegang sekali lagi bonjolannya menandakan aku begitu ingin tahu bagaimanakah isi dalamnya. Aku turunkan seluar dalamnya. Makhluk ganas yang ku pegang tadi pun muncul menunjukkan diri. Bagaikan spring ia meleding keras ke arah ku. Keras berurat berkepala kilat. Mata ku tertawan menatap kemaluannya. Ku pegang zakarnya. Kehangatannya seakan meresap ke telapak tangan ku. Ku genggam daging yang berotot keras itu. Aku goncang berkali-kali agar kerasnya sentiasa dan berpanjangan.

Azrul berbisik sesuatu di telinga ku. Dia meminta ku melakukan sesuatu. Itu pun sekiranya ku sudi katanya. Aku tidak mengatakan ya atau tidak. Aku cuma senyum memandang wajahnya. Zakarnya ku tetap genggam kemas. Aku tunduk melihat zakarnya, aku menelan air liur ku sendiri, menandakan aku sebenarnya ingin melakukannya juga.

Aku tunduk merapatkan muka ku di zakarnya. Kepala zakarnya ku kucup dan terus ku lumat ke dalam mulut ku. Ku hisap bersama memainkan lidah mengelilingi seluruh kepala kembangnya. Ku dongak melihat wajahnya. Azrul senyum memerhatikan perbuatan ku menghisap kemaluannya. Dia mengusap tudung di kepala ku.

Aku terus menghisap zakarnya semakin dalam dan semakin ghairah. Ku kulum kemaluan suami orang itu tanpa mempedulikan bahawa aku juga isteri orang yang mempunyai 3 orang anak. Aku lupakan semua itu. Aku sendiri pun tidak tahu mengapa. Mungkin inilah namanya bahangnya cinta.

Ku lihat sekali wajah Azrul. Matanya terpejam, wajahnya kemerahan. Ku tahu nafsunya semakin membara, sehangat zakarnya yang semakin keras dan berkembang pesat di dalam mulut ku.

Azrul menarik kemaluannya keluar dari mulut ku. Aku melopong melihat zakarnya bersaluti air liur ku sendiri. Azrul menarik ku supaya berdiri. Azrul menarik ku ke arah meja. Tubuh ku di tolak hingga ku tertiarap menonggeng di meja.

Ku biarkan Azrul ligat menciumi punggung ku. Mukanya ku rasakan seakan tenggelam di celah punggung ku. Kain dan baju kurung sutera ku ikut terselit di celah punggung. Perasaan sensasi membuatkan aku semakin miang menyerahkan punggung ku untuk di cium dan di sembam mukanya. Aku menggelek-gelek punggung merangsang nafsu ku sendiri. Hidungnya menekan kawasan sulit ku hingga aku terangsang.

Selepas puas Azrul cium punggung ku, Azrul menempelkan kemaluannya di celah punggung ku. Kelembutan kain baju kurung sutera memudahkan Azrul menyelit kemaluannya di celah punggung ku. Aku merangsang nafsunya dengan menggelek punggung ku sekali lagi dan menggerakkan punggung ku kehadapan dan ke belakang.

Dapat ku rasa zakarnya keras membesi di celah punggung ku. Aku sendiri merasa ghairah apabila punggung ku digosok batang zakar yang keras itu. Azrul menyelak kain ku ke pinggang. Zakarnya merapati lubang kemaluan ibu 3 anak. Air licin dari lubang ku memudahkan zakarnya menceroboh masuk hingga ke pangkal kemaluannya.

Aku tersentak di saat zakarnya menyantak. Nafsu ku bagaikan kempis di perut menerima tusukan pertamanya. Nafsu membuatkan ku curang kepada suami ku. Tidak ku sangka lelaki semuda itu yang berjaya menawan tubuh ku.

Ku nikmati zakarnya yang berendam di kolam madu ku. Ku kemut-kemut menikmati pejalnya otot kemaluan lelaki muda itu. Aku sendiri semakin terangsang dengan perbuatan ku hingga dengan selamba ku luahkan perkataan sedap dan nikmat kepada Azrul.

Azrul juga turut terangsang. Kemaluannya ku rasa berkembang keras bagaikan kayu. Pinggang ramping ku Azrul paut dan dia terus menujah masuk dan keluar dengan laju. Azrul luahkan perasaan nikmatnya. Tubuhku melentik menerima tusukan zakarnya yang sedap.

Aku hanyut menonggeng dalam khayal. Tudung ku Azrul tarik ke belakang membuatkan ku terdongak, sekali gus tubuh ku melentik ditunjal kemaluannya. Azrul meluahkan sekian lama dia mengidam tubuh ku yang selalu kelihatan melentik di matanya. Akhirnya ku tahu apa punca dia bernafsu sungguh kepada ku. Memang tubuh slim ku ini kadangkala kelihatan melentik kerana aku selesa melakukannya. Tidak pula ku sangka ianya mengundang berahi kepada lelaki selain suami ku.

Tusukan zakar Azrul membuat ku semakin bergelora. Kekerasan kemaluannya yang keluar masuk lubang kemaluan ku akhirnya membuatkan ku mencapai puncak kenikmatan. Tubuh ku mengejang dalam kenikmatan. Aku kepenatan bersama nafas yang kuat.

Azrul sedar kenikmatan yang ku kecapi. Dia menarik keluar zakarnya yang licin dan disumbatkan ke dalam lorong busuk milik ku. Aku tak mampu menegah. Aku lemah. Aku hanya mampu menahan rasa sakit akibat pertama kali melakukan persetubuhan luar tabie sebegitu.

Aku biarkan Azrul memacu punggung ku sepuas hatinya meskipun ku tidak merasai sebarang kenikmatan melakukannya. Ku tahu Azrul menjolok punggung ku hingga ke pangkal kemaluannya. Aku sendiri tidak tahu kenapa ku rela di liwat olehnya. Akhirnya Azrul mengerang kuat. Zakarnya menusuk jauh ke dalam punggung ku. Aku dapat merasakan air maninya kuat memancut di dalam punggung ku. Tidak ku tahu sebanyak mana yang di keluarkannya. Yang pastinya, ia mencurah-curah keluar dari lubang punggung ku di saat Azrul menarik zakarnya keluar.

Sehingga kini hubungan sulit kami masih berlangsung seperti dulu. Peribadi aku juga turut berubah daripada seorang isteri yang pemalu menjadi seorang wanita yang berkasih-kasihan dengan lelaki di belakang suami. Tidak cukup dengan itu, nafsu ku juga semakin kuat dan Azrul juga yang mampu menjinakkan ku.

Aku tidak lagi kekok menjalinkan asmara dengan Azrul yang bernafsu buas. Seluruh tubuh ku sudah pernah dibanjiri benihnya yang banyak melimpah. Punggung ku sudah menjadi medan seleranya yang tetap dan aku juga kini selesa dengan rentak nafsunya

[yunxi-11085]

Jing Yuan x reader & our child yanqing!!

I just want baby yanqing being a lil silly troublemaker and reader(you) just letting him go no matter what because he's so freaking cute??? you couldn't help it when he showed you his super move of puppy face.. later on Jing yuan might need to learn it from yanqing hehe but jing yuan would be upset, like yanqing broke his favorite cup but he just gets a little scolding and can go back to playing w/ toys... with the excuse of him being too cute that you must let him go

time skip to when yanqing is a teen and jing yuan finally gets to take his revenge by hiding some of yanqing's favorite swords

that would make yanqing superrr upset but he doesn't know who stole his favorite swords.. so he can't confront them abt it and then because you know who stole his lil swords so you secretly gave yanqing some allowance to buy more swords? jing yuan doesn't even know where all that money comes from keke

reminded by this small comic(?) where Jing yuan is disappointed at yanqing for buying new swords but you couldn't help but give him more money when he asks for it because he's tOO cute (( like even if I weren't related to him I'd do ANYTHING to make this baby smile like this aaa

a few sword buying trips later and jing yuan started noticing n he gets jealous~~ you're little hubby getting jealous of the son you both adore~~

so during this morning when you n your hubby wakes up together in bed, he asks "what are your plans for today?" today you are supposed to accompany yanqing to meet some officials! which is the job other people should be doing but you wanted to spend more time with your son.

"how about we go on a date today, just the two of us." he said. but wasn't he supposed to be at work today? "I'm sure the diviner would be willing to let me have a break once in a while" he was sure, but you weren't sure.

he stands up and reaches out for your hand, "it's been a long time since we've went out together"

you were tempted to go with him but you still had to meet up with qingque too right? you promised her that you wanted to learn mahjong from her.

and then you looked back up at his face— oh my.... yanqing??? the general of the cloud knights, looking at you with such puppy—

"uh... sure then" you shyly said, it's a once and a lifetime to see this face... you must treasure it in your brain for years to come even though you already have yanqing's puppy face in there too

nn~ Jing yuan hides you from yanqing the whole day

I'm gonna add more tmrw I need to sleep aaa

update :: I'm now awake and leTs continue

Jing Yuan x reader w/ our child yanqing (jelly Jing yuan time~~)

you don't know but, Jing yuan purposely brought you to restaurants where he knew that yanging wouldn't be in and disrupt the little love time you both have. yesterday while he was sulking in the divine foresight he went and calculated where is the best route to not see yanqing for a day ImAO

imagine doing that to your son

anyways, Jing yuan was being super nice and caring the entire time, if you wanted a little teddy bear he'd buy it for you, etc. etc. if he caught you ogling at some cupcakes or sweets from the window he'd bring you inside and let you taste every one of them!

if you didn't notice, some people were giggling and smiling at your cute interaction. the general of xianzhou on a date with his cute s/o!

it was near afternoon now and you've already visited all the places you wanted to go.

"hm I know the perfect place to go, angel" imagine Jing yuan calling you angel while you call him hubby ImFaokskmskandn I'm single af why am I writing this

you both go on a walk together while holding hands.. the sun is setting and.... oh this man is so pretty. you know it, we all know it. but even all the years of marriage nd being together you still couldn't get over how your hubby is so so pretty.

the radiance of the sun from behind him while he looks at you with those loving eyes.. your heart flutters at the sight.

and guess what? he brings you to a small cafe, and it was full of cats.. and birds. >> you know whose the biggest bird n cat lover here

you squeal at the sight and almost immediately jump inside to pat the little furries...

the last part of the date was so romantic. the staff was super welcoming and the tea tasted so good. It's like our first date all over again. you chuckled and Jing yuan laughed as well.

"we can consider this as our first date together as a married couple then" which funny enough truly is, because every other time it's the three of you together on a family trip.

when the date is over, and you and Jing yuan walk back. he holds your hand tightly with fingers intertwined. he makes sure he walks side by side because of the major size difference between you two.. and if he walks how he usually does you will probably have to run to catch up to him every step

'maybe we should do more of these in the future..'

when you arrive home, you will probably bring out a sandal to Jing yuan because he failed to tell qingque that you are going when you reminded him to atleast tell someone to send a message to her.

yanqing runss to you and you barely had time to react before Jing yuan picks the young boy up with his two large hands by the waist.

"WAh-

"slow down yanqing, we need to rest." Jing yuan says before putting the boy down.

hm? I'm not tired though?

Jing yuan got the message but nonetheless he drags you to your shared bedroom leaving the poor boy behind

hah...

jelly Jing yuan is my thing now I need him to be a jelly little baby for me hehe

I'm probably gonna make more yuus

[semutmerahlagi]

[Kisah Benar] Seorang Isteri

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Seha orangnya kurus dan tinggi lampai bekerja di sebuah pusat pernigaan dan telah berkahwin dan punyai seorg cahaya mata yang comel berusia 1 tahun. Perkenalan aku dgn dia adalah secara tak sengaja bila mana aku terlanggar semasa kelam kabut beli barang keperluan aku.. sampai dia terduduk, aku jadi serban salah bila dia mengaduh kesakitan. Pada masa tu juga aku terpaksa pujuk dan minta maaf padanya atas kesalahan aku hingga aku memperlawa dia lunch tengah hari tu. Dari situ aku selalu hubunginya melalui talifon dan dari situ juga aku tahu yg dia dah bersuami.

Pada satu petang 3 minggu kemudianya dia bertanya bila aku boleh belanja dia makan lagi….aku jawab selamba …” boleh.. kalau nak I belanja… hanya waktu malam . I sibuk waktu siang” jawab ku.

Dia pun jawab “kalau seha bawak baby boleh ke”

“bawak la tak pa” jawab ku..

“ok nanti seha call u bila seha nak keluar” jawapnya.

Bagi aku dia mungkin susah nak keluar sebab waktu malam pasti hubby dia ada kat rumah dan tak kan dia nak bawak anak keluar malam..Lagi pun aku malas sangat nak jumpa dia sebab dia dah khawin.

Tapi tak aku sangka 4 hari lepas tu lebih kurang pukul 1115 malam semasa aku dgn kawan-kawan ku berada di Bukit Bintang, dia call melalui public fon. Terkejut aku bila dia beri tahu dia berada di luar bersama anak kecilnya yg mana aku tahu tempat tu jauh dari kawasan rumahnya. Aku terpaksa tinggalkan kawan2 ku dan terus pergi ke tempat seha menunggu. Aku bawanya terus ke kedai makan.

Selepas makan aku bercadang nak hantar seha balik sebab waktu itu pun dah hampir pukul 1 pagi… tapi seha menjawap bahawa dia tak mahu balik sebab tak ada sesiapa di rumah… dan dia boring nak duduk rumah…. Aku terkejut… dan dia meminta aku pergi ke mana saja yg aku mahu atau pon kemana tempat yg sunyi. Dengan tanpa bertanya apa2 soalan.. aku pun bawa seha ke satu kawasan yg tak berapa ramai dan berapa sunyi di pinggir kl. Anaknya yg dah tertidur tadi aku letakkanya di seat belakang kerata

Disitu lah dia menceritakan segala masalah rumahtangganya pada ku. Aku bersimpati tapi aku masih takut kerana dia masih bersuami. Dia benar2 dahaga dan tak pernah rasa puas bersama suaminya walaupun telah banyak kali berbincang dgn suaminya. Menurutnya suaminya masih ego dgn tidak mahu mengaku kelemahan, aku jadi serbe salah bila lihat dia menangis sambil perlahan kepalanya rapat ke bahu ku… dalam hati ini tuhan saja yg tahu perasaan ku… hendak ku pujuk dan peluk dia isteri org. akhirnya aku beranikan diri sentuh tanganya sambil meminta dia banyak2 bersabar.

Aku tak sangka sentuhan tangan ku di belakang tapak tanganya dibalas, dia meramas tangan ku lembut, dan aku terkejut bila aku terasa sentuhan lembut bibir hinggap di pipi kiri ku..,aku memaling muka ke arahnya dan lihat raut wajahnya yg sayu dan redup. Memang benarlah kata org bila kita berdua lelaki perempuan pasti tengah-tengahnya ada ke tiga..”syaitan”

Dengan berani aku perlahan-lahan rapatkan muka ku ke mukanya… lalu bersentuhan bibi antara aku dgn dia memang syahdu dan cukup romantik waktu tu hingga aku lupa dunia. Dari bibi tangan ku mula memaut badanya. Aku juga tak sangka dia berani membalas setiap apa jua pergerakkan ku… dari mengusap-usap perlahan pehe ku tanganya merayap2 di kawasan zip seluar ku..tangan ku yg tadi dari pehenya kini berada di kawasan tundunnya yg memang tembam walaupun di atas kain lembut yg dipakainya aku dapat rasakan…. Ahhhhh memang batang ku dah mula mengeras… dan dah mula menegang. Bila seatnya ku baringkn… wow! lagi terserlah tundunnya yg tembam.. dengan rakus aku terasa zip seluar ku cuba di buka.. selepas terbuka dia menyepuk ke dalam seluar dalam ku… ahhhhhh memang asyik aku terasa sentuhan lembut jemarinya ke batang ku… dia membisik ke telinga ku…

“abg.. seha nak hisap”.. ahhhhhh rasa tersentak jantung ku dan berdenyut2 aku terasa batang ku menegang. Aku membiarkan apa saja yg seha mahu… aku relakan

Ahhh memang seha pandai melayan jiwa ku yg kini memang cukup bergelora… seha mengisap batang ku menjilat ujung kepala nya….memang aku tak tahan…. Tangan ku dah berjaya menyusup ke dalam kainya dan mengusap di luar seluar dalamnya…setelah tangan ku menelup kedalam seluar dalamnya .. aku dapat rasakan …. Cipapnya dah berair.. dgn lembut aku mencari biji kelentitnya…. Bila tersentuh…. Seha mula mengerang perlahannn aku tahu seha memang sedang cukup ghairah.

Dalam hati ku ini ku rasakan semuanya ada…. Seronok… sedap… ghairah… dan juga takut…. Sebab kawasan tu .. kawasa laluan org dan kerata… Cuma kurang lagi pun dah pukul 2 pagi… seha yg dari tadi mengisap.. menyonyot batang ku akhirnya meminta aku naik ke atas badanya dia benar2 tak mampu menahan gelora ghiarahnya…aku takut…aku takut untuk panjat…akhirnya dia mengajak aku ke rumahnya…. Dengan perasan takut ,syok dan bermacam2 lagi aku beranikan diri kerumahnya

Sesampai kerumahnya… aku dihidangkan dengan segelas air…aku duduk di sofa … dalam hati ni bermacam2 andaian timbul ….tapi nafsu memang dah menguasai fikiran ku….selepas menidurkan anaknya yg tadi terjaga…aku di ajak melihat bilik tidurnya… sesampai ke bilik tidurnya.. emm memang cukup harum…. Memang cukup menghairahkan… aku diajak duduk di birai katilnya… setelah duduk…. Sekali lagi dengan lembut dia mencium pipiku… mencium leherku.. ahhh seha memang pandai menaikkan nafsuku….

Jari-jemarinya merayap seluruh inci tubuh ku… siapa yang mampu menahan nafsu kalau berada dalam keadaan begitu lebih2 lagi dari tadi aku memang ghairah…selepas aku dan dia puas bercium… meraba2… seha berdiri dan meminta aku juga berdiri. Satu persatu seluar aku dibuka.. hinggalah dia melondehkan seluar dalam ku…. Terkeluarlah batang ku yg dari tadi dah menegang….seha terus mengusap2 batang ku… lalu mengisap.. mengulum… menjilat batang ku.

“ahhhhhh abg tak tahan seha”…kata ku aku mengajaknya baring atas katil satu persatu seluruh pakaianya ku buka.. memang seha aku bogelkan… wow… indah tubuhnya yg memang sedikit pon tiada parut atau cacat celanya. Dari atas tubuhnya bibirku jelajah… hingga ke cipapnya yg memang dari tadi sudah berair..ahhh memang harum bau cipapnya cukup bersih yg memang menurutnya, dia cukup jaga …hingga aku sanggup menjilat ke lubang punggungnya..

“ahhhh abgggg … ahhhhhhh sedap bangggg “…. Seha mengerang. Aku menjilat hampir ke 20 minit… seha memang cukup ghairah.

“Ahhh abg… seha nak batang abg…. Seha nak hisappp bangggggg” seha merengek-rengek… aku memusingkan badan dengan batang ku ke mulutnya… sambil aku masih menjilat biji kelentitnya dalam keadaan 69. Air seha banyak meleleh…. Cukup basah…separuh muka ku dipenuhi dengan air seha. seha juga berani menjilat hingga ke lubang dubur ku…. Ahhhh memang sedap… tak pernah aku rasa sebelum ni….setelah puas aku dan dia menjilat.. mengisap menyoyot dia pinta aku memasukkan batang ku dalam cipapnya… dengan perlahan aku mengosok kepala batang ku ke lurah cipap seha atas ke bawah… seha mengerang kesedapan……

Aku melayari bahtera bersama2.. pada malam tu 4 kali seha game… dia memang cukup puas….. dia mengaku sendiri…

- Tamat-

[rubywolf0201]

OH NO!! MY HUBBY JING YUAN!!!

DANNY AND GRANDPAPPY YANG ARE DOWN TOO!!

The whole scene:

Me @ Phantylia:

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUBBY!!!

(Not to worry, both Danny and Jing Yuan worked together to defeat Phantylia)

[ivy-diaries]

⋆ REALLY LIKE YOU is the NINTH mini album by IVY. it was released on APRIL 4TH 2024. this mini album has nine tracks, a total of 29 minutes.

IVY performed the title track, "really like you" for five weeks. the title won ten music show wins. She performed the b-side "Bam Yang Gang" for another five weeks because of how viral it went. The b-side won six music show wins.

‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ 𓍼 ‎ ‎ ๋ ‎ ◜ &.&. TRACKLIST !!!◞ ‎ ... ‎ ‎

˒ Really like you

˒ Bam Yang Gang

˒ Rest

˒ Popo (how deep is our love?)

˒ Pillow

˒ Dream feat. baekhyun

˒ Melody

˒ Warmth of Love

˒ Epilogue

‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ 𓍼 ‎ ‎ ๋ ‎ ◜ &.&. STYLING !!!◞ ‎ ... ‎ ‎

‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ 𓍼 ‎ ‎ ๋ ‎ ◜ &.&. ALBUM CONTENTS !!!◞ ‎ ... ‎ ‎

photobook ( 120 pages ) ⋆ four random photocards out of twenty eight ⋆ three random mini poster out of nine ⋆ one lyric book ⋆ one mini keychain ( ᝰ ) ⋆ two sticker sheets ⋆ two poster out of five

‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ 𓍼 ‎ ‎ ๋ ‎ ◜ &.&. HIGHLIGHTS !!!◞ ‎ ... ‎ ‎

when it was announced that ivy was coming back, the fans were really excited because it was the same time as most of her close friends including txt!

this was ivy's first comeback after her wedding in November. the fans who were present for the music show recordings, were in awe when she showed them her ring! the moment was also captured in the inkigayo behind the scenes fotage

the first music show interaction was with indeed her hubby and fans were so glad that fans caught the interaction just because how cute it was. the couple was seen talking about how they didn't have any milk in their house! the fans burst out laughing and it is only then that the couple realized that they had their mic on

this era, in fans opinion, brought in the most interactions with other idols or her friends with ivy. ivy did her challenge for this comeback with almost every single one of the idols that were promoting during the same time as her or if they weren't? she went to her house to do it. soleils swore that they stan a mad women and that they're proud of it!

when soleils asked her about that tour she promised them, she laughed and asked them to wait a little longer and that it's in the works!

ivy was still promoting when ttpd was released and txt who was in the dance studio with ivy when the album dropped, say that they've never heard anybody scream that loud. the moment was caught on a txt vlog and fans can see that beomgyu drops the sandwich he was eating, soobin fliches and kai screams and yeonjun looks surprised and alarmed for a second but looks like it's just another day for him. taehyun, who was not in the room, came bolting in hearing the scream. ivy just laughed at the others reactions when all of them were just playfully scolding her.

for a performance, baekhyun surprised even ivy with a surprise appearance at music bank to perform dream with her. fans were so excited to get an interaction between them and their ears were blessed with the beautiful vocals of the two vocal gods of kpop.

ivys last performance was a chaotic to see the very least. she performed with her crew, aka her managers, stylists etc. and they just ended up laughing looking at eachother almost every 5 minutes and netizens, even korean netizens who are known to be really brutal, even found it really funny.

‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ 𓍼 ‎ ‎ ๋ ‎ ◜ &.&. PHOTOCARDS !!!◞ ‎ ... ‎ ‎

‎ ⁎ ‎ ‎ 𓍼 ‎ ‎ ๋ ‎ ◜ &.&. TAGLIST !!!◞ ‎ ... ‎ ‎

@stealanity @alixnsuperstxr @riikiblr @escapetheash (lmk if you wanna be added)

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Hello! I was the anon who asked about the SAHSR au.

May I request headcanons with Caelus, Dan Heng, March 7th, Welt, Jing Yuan, Sampo, Kafka and Blades reaction to having 2 players in one account? One ABSOLUTELY loves the fighting (and the flirting choices) of the game, while the other is more invested in the lore (ESPECIALLY the garbage can lore). (Ill call em FP and LP respectively).

Both share one main team when they play story mode together but have their own teams when they play independently, they work together like an well-oiled machine when they play together. (FP specializing in fights with equiptment and strategy, while LP aids in lore aspects of quests, and explains lore to FP when theyre confused) The main trio have a special place in their hearts so they lovingly call em "our children"

Id imagine, they'd get petty if one accidentally plays some of the storyline ahead being like " you played ahead...??? Without me?!?!?! JAIL! JAIL FOR 100,000 YEARSS >:o" - LP

Heres some interactions I'd imagine the character may overhear:

Fp: *about sampo's slits of skin* he's just a goofy little guy who just a little fruity, I mean sureeee he's aware of the fourth wall and scams people BUT he's just so silly 😌💕 Lp: Listen, I get it, he's your snookims 🙄 but just because he's dresses fruity DOES NOT make you immune to the cold, ESPECIALLY the Belabog winters.😒

LP: *Blade makes a quote about death* Me too bestie, me too 😔✌️ FP: Jesus christ, LP we've talked about this, this is the exact the reason I can't let you have Blade on your team. LP: I mean to be fair, the difference between me and them is that I got therapy and a solid support system. He's just my darker timeline. FP: ..... Dammit your right..

FP: *Just pulled Kafka* LETS GOOOO!! MOMMY KAFKA HAS COME HOME TO MEEE!!! *barking* LP: *snorts in the background* FP: Oh Shi- * hits themselves with the phone* LP: * laughing hysterically with the sounds of slapping can be heard in the back*

LP: *out of the blue* I miss my hubby :( FP: Who? LP: Screwllium FP: .... The robot??? LP: Yeah :( FP: Why?? Are your old men not enough for you? LP: Besides how cool his design is, and his genuine charm, I have a better chance at romance with a robot then any human-esque being FP: ... if we ever see your cousins again I'm going to beat the living shit out of them for destroying your confidence...

(if it's too much and your not comfy, no pressure to do this, but please just let me know Also, sorry that it's long, I got super excited 😅 and needed to get it out of my head ajdbjdnd, but thank you if you accept my request)

Hi! Thank you for your request! This is a really cool idea; hopefully I've done it justice. I love the interaction examples you've put in your request; they made me laugh! Sorry it took a while. I hope you like the headcanons.

Fandom: Honkai Star Rail

Characters: Caelus, Dan Heng, March 7th, Welt Yang, Jing Yuan, Sampo, Kafka, Blade

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A self-aware au in which two players with very different play styles share an account. What do the characters think of them?

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The first of the “children”. Caelus feels flattered that the players think of him that way but is a bit curious as to why they call him that considering everyone’s respective age…

Loves the banter between the two players. He’s a quietly sarcastic little gremlin so that’s right up his alley.

Has a soft spot for the lore focused player, mostly since they like the garbage can lore and that’s something he feels he and the player can bond over.

But both players hold a special place in his heart since he’s formed a bond with both of them over the course of the game.

Dan Heng has so many questions. Why are the players calling him their “child”? He’s older than they are. And there’s certainly no biological connection.

Regardless, he knows it’s their way of displaying affection so he’ll take their comments with gratitude, despite their baffling nature.

Has a preference towards the lore invested player, mostly because history and the story behind the story are his interests as well. He feels they can bond over that shared interest.

He also appreciates it when the players find records that get added to the archive. He wouldn’t be able to read as much if they didn’t so he’s very grateful.

Unlike Dan Heng, March absolutely loves being referred to as one of the players “children”. She thinks it’s a sweet term of affection.

She doesn't like playing favourites but she has a preference towards the player that prefers fighting and flirting. She thinks they’re fun!

Like Caelus, March loves the banter between the players, as long as it doesn’t get too serious; she likes to keep things fun.

She always gets nervous when the story progresses with only one player present. She knows they only play the storyline together, so she gets concerned that something has happened to the other player.

Welt is concerned about the players sometimes…why is one of the players calling Screwllum their “hubby”? And is the other player talking about him when they talk about the old man?!

But his concern is just his way of displaying his affection for the players.

The contrast between their playing styles may have confused and annoyed him at first but it quickly grows on him and now he can’t imagine any other playing style.

Doesn’t really have a favourite between the players. If he had to choose, he might lean more towards the lore focused player since flirting isn’t really his style. But he cares for the both pretty equally.

Jing Yuan will argue over who the players are referring to when they talk about the “old men” forever. In his mind, that’s him; if he’s going to be called old, it may as well be in reference to someone showing interest in him…

He’s a general so he has a lot of respect for the players for taking turns when their respective interests and strengths are relevant.

Despite their cohesion, Jing Yuan will sometimes critique the players on their shortfallings. They work well together most of the time, but when one plays ahead, Jing Yuan just shakes his head.

He knows there’s going to be some pettiness to follow the next time both players are on together.

Sampo doesn’t know whether to be flattered or insulted when the players keep talking about him being “just a goofy little guy who’s just a little fruity”.

He loves the fighting and flirting player; they remind him a lot of himself so he feels like they share a strong connection.

Since he’s the only one with the power to break the fourth wall, he often passes on messages from the other characters. He just has to find ways to work those messages into the story so it doesn’t seem strange.

And the other characters have to repay him somehow. Sampo’s not doing that for free, he’s got his own messages to pass along as well.

Kafka is subtly honoured that the players feel so positively about her, especially the fighting and flirting player.

When she came home for the first time, she was bombarded by screams as the players celebrated her arrival.

Doesn’t have a favourite between the players but if forced to choose, she would probably say the fighting flirting player.

What can she say? Undying affection is something she can appreciate and that player certainly has that in droves for her.

Blade is more reserved about his affection for the players. His main way of displaying affection for them is increasing the number of quotes he says about death.

He knows the lore based player likes those quotes and he enjoys hearing the banter between the players after he says something edgy.

He is slightly concerned about them sometimes though. His edginess and depression is fine since he’s just a character. But it’s different for the players and he hopes they’re doing okay.

No preference between the players but he prefers it when they’re both playing together. It leads to less conflict in the future…

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[zhxngii]

Goodnight everyone!! sleeping at 2 am again, ima go tinker with miguel ai :<

[vespertea]

I know that everyone has seen my Erlang Shen / Yang Jian . . .

But Consider : Hou Yi, hubby to the moon goddess ??? oh yes.

(another SMITE inspired design)

[rwbyvein]

Jaune:  FMK RWBY

Jaune:  There’s... there’s four of you.

Yang:  Wild card.

Jaune:  I can, what, marry two of you?

Yang:  Or, you know, have a fling.  Or kill two of us?

Jaune:  Nah.  I think I’d rather marry two of you.

*pregnant silence*

Jaune:  While I’m at it, might as well add another wild card.

Yang:  Two... kills?

Jaune:  No.

Yang:  That’s against the rules!

Weiss:  You did change the rules?

Jaune:  So, if I married Weiss, I feel that would get complicated.

Weiss:  Regardless of what has been and may be, as of right now, I am no longer anything of note to my family.

Yang:  Other than a rebel.

Jaune:  Your dad seems like he’d be vindictive.

Weiss:  That is putting it mildly.

Yang:  A’ight, wouldn’t he be more vindictive if you pump-and-dumped?

Jaune:  *pensive look*

Weiss:  Is this truly the most important part of marrying me?

Jaune:  It’s the only thing stopping me.

Yang:  Hoo, dawg.  *slaps Jaune on the back*

Weiss:  *blushing*

Blake:  Other than being a Schnee?

Jaune:  What?  Acting like you’re not broken, either?

Blake:  *turns black and vanishes, only to be Petal Burst tackled by Ruby*

Ruby:  *smiles into Blake’s eyes*

Blake:  *sighs and silently surrenders*

Jaune:  *looks Yang in the eyes*

Yang:  Wait, me?  I’m like the hard-fighting party girl?

Jaune:  Funny how that all stopped after the Emerald Forest?

Yang:  *blushes*

Yang:  I mean, like...

Ruby:  That was weird.

Jaune:  Alright.  I’ve decided.

RWBY:  *bated breath*

Jaune:  Fuck Ruby and Blake, marry Yang and Weiss.

Ruby:  Why don’t I get a marry?

Jaune:  Because you seem kind of immature for a relationship.

Ruby (looking down):  That makes sense...

Blake:  And me?

Weiss:  Why am I the one marrying him?

Yang:  He did spend Beacon chasing you?

Jaune:  You both are desperate for a home.  One I’ll provide.

Yang:  *stunned for a moment*

Yang:  I have one.

Jaune:  *looks her in the eyes*

Jaune:  You’re too desperate to move out on your own.

Yang:  *stares him in the eyes*

Jaune:  I’ll be there to help you.

Yang:  *wipes tears out of her eyes*

Yang:  Totally not fair.

Blake:  What about me?

Jaune:  I feel like you would wander away...   Kind of feel taken advantage of.

Blake:   *closes her eyes*

Ruby:  This got really deep...

Jaune:  You did ask me which of you I would marry.

Weiss (blushing):  Perhaps we should move on?

Ruby (raising her hand):  I could actually go for my...

Yang:  Oh, no you don’t.  That’s my hubby we’re talking about here.

Blake:  *looks at Weiss*

Weiss:  I suppose being the mistress would infuriate my father.

Ruby:  That a no?

Weiss:  There is little I would like to do more.

Ruby:  Marry Jaune?

Weiss:  And infuriate my father.

Jaune:  Wait?..

[shuksstuff-blog]

Pada kemuncak kegemilangan dulu, konon, saya ada 4 regular kapel di JB, dan beliau (dlm video) wife kapel yang paling saya rasa serasi bersama. Beliau pun akui begitu walhal ketika itu beliau ada 4-5 orang bulls lain. Itu kata beliaulah. Tak taulah beliau sebut begitu sebab nak ambil hati saya. Takpelah. Biarlah saya nak tetap perasan begitu juga.

Sampai satu tahap, hubby izinkan saya dan wife dating dan overnite berdua. Dia ada je di bilik hotel tapi kena anggap dia tiada. Itu arahannya. Menurut katanya, saya orang pertama yg dia bagi izin begitu. Bangga rasa. Tapi tak taulah kat bull lain pun dia buat begitu juga. Biarlah. Saya tetap nak perasan begitu.

Hari dating itu rasa macam pengalaman first keluar dating berulang kembali. Gemuruh dan teruja bercampur. Takut pun ya. Buatnya ada sedara mara atau kawan yang kenal saya. Eh, dengan siapa pula saya berpimpinan tangan tu? Serammm weh. Mujur tak berlaku.

Pada malam tu aksi di ranjang rasa lain macam. Rentak lebih slow, mood lebih romantik. Seingat saya, kami lagi lama berciuman. Dayung pun pelan-pelan. Saya sangat enjoy. Siap kami bersembang bergurau laga hidung lagi masa mendayung. Biasanya kalau hubby ada, saya kena tunjukkan aksi lebih rancak dengan henjutan yang lebih banyak.

Rupa-rupanya hubby bgtau kemudian, dia sangat enjoy tengok aksi asmara romantik saya dengan wifenya. Dia sendiri tak sangka. Tak macam aksi kencang yang biasa. Itulah.

[diamondnokouzai]

so heres my zhaozhao list

her bad poetry im sorry wu meiniang but maybe you should leave the verses to the scholars you can just handle the versus

mount pussy come on. pretty classic.

said she was descended from the mom of the guy who her husbands said THEY were descended from so house li of tang (taizong & gaozong) claimed to be descended from laozi. founder of daoism (THE religion in china at the time). and wu jiejie said "awww thats so sweet :) im descended from laozi's mom. btw. who had no parents. and laozi didnt have a dad either. sooooooooooooo"

everything about the feng/shan rites how she shouldered her way into the first one. how it was her idea. how she kept doing it. mwah.

the wu family dysfunction no one is tormenting children and stepchildren and nieces and nephews and grandchildren and stepgrandchildren and stepnieces and stepnephews quite like her (note: this includes the li xians, everything wrong with ruizong, the marriages for her stepdaughters, and all the kids she birthed and later killed)

slut gate incident so in chinese palaces the north gate was for consorts. one time wu jiejies boytoy came in through the wrong gate and got into a snit with an official who wu jiejie liked. so she told her boytoy to come through the slut gate.

single best reply to hate mail so there were a bunch of rebellions that wu jiejie quelled. and this one dude wrote this righteous pamphlet about why the whole kingdom should rebel against wu jiejie. and wu jiejie was like "HOW THE HELL COME WE HAVEN'T HIRED THIS DUDE YET?"

horse speech so the first time wu jiejie talked to her husband emperor taizong (like, 40 years older than her, she was ~13) her hubby was like "and do any of my idiot wives know how to tame a horse?" [being sarcastic bc taizong was a misogynist bc it was 7th century china] and wu jiejie was like "first i whip it with a whip. then i brain it with an iron hammer. then i slit its throat with a silver knife." and taizong was like "noted noted! take five steps away from me please"

danganronpa execution of empress yang and pure consort xiao kinda dark. the action movie oneliner doesnt help

seized the throne from two of her kids first kid was like "arent i the emperor? id give the kingdom to my father-in-law and you fucks couldnt do shitfuck about it" and she was like "but your mom can :)" second kid was just kind of a loser who only disagreed with his mom once ever and luckily won.

moving the capital because she was so scared of ghosts & cats maybe you shouldnt have killed those two chicks so violently. and then never expressed any regrets about killing those two chicks so violently.

sharing a boytoy with her daughter this is the healthiest family relationship wu zetian was ever involved in

married her stepson, made a sex pun on their first meeting so remember wu jiejie was like 13 when she married taizong. her stepson (gaozong) was 9 at the time of the wedding. and also the sex pun came about because gaozong accidentally pissed on his future wife a little bit. chinese history is fun.

granny sex so much granny sex but wu jiejie too much granny sex makes the people discontent. seriously if you'd given your boytoys like, three fewer personal buildings apiece everyone wouldve been happy

shangguan wan'er so wu jiejie murdered wan'er's granddad. and gave wan'er a scar. and never apologized. but did call wan'er her favorite poet at court! #feminismwin #womensupportingwomen

escaping the buddhist temple so after taizong died wu jiejie was supposed to live out the rest of her existence in a shitty buddhist monastery with a shaved head. she did not. she didnt even shave her head if legends are to be believed. she didnt doubt herself for a minute.

pretended a new mountain showed up one day as a felicitous signal from the heavens self-explanatory

sentenced a sect of heterodox/lesbian orgy having/food orgy having buddhist nuns to death self-explanatory

was bffs with some old dude who had a bunch of supernatural court drama stories written about him seriously she loved di gongjue. like i think this was her latent daddy issues coming out honestly.

had passive aggressive lunches with her shittiest kid after said kid finally dethroned her until she died six months after losing the throne so honestly im using my imagination for this one. imagine. your mom has dethroned you once, and you never disagreed with her ever in your whole life because your mom is kind of mean and definitely killed your big brother. and then the first time you disagree with her you were 110% actually trying to back out of it but you got tricked into rebelling against your mommy (at age, like, 40) and then you kicked her out of the palace but kept having lunch with her. and also your wife is basically your mom and keeps telling you what to do. and youre still having lunch with your definitely abusive mom. hoo boy.

so yeah thats basically my top twenty wu-jiejie moments click like and dont forget to hit subscribe and the bell notification icon to get more of my medieval china thoughts

[lizzymayi]

The Double episode 8-15

Damn, Princess Wanning is a PSYCHO. I feel even more sorry for ex-hubby for having to be violated by this psycho every night. When they reveal the reason why, it better be worth what that entire family is suffering rather than just dying.

I still love it. It's fun. Paper thin plots don't matter. One- or two-dimensional characterization? I'm cool. It's still FUN.

Wu Jinyan, you're doing great, girl. Duke Su and Ye Shijie, you are both very handsome. I like watching you.

Villains are doing great. Demonic. Unrepentant. Zeroes in on our heroine the first chance they get.

There are so many named celebrity cameos. Wu Jiayi! Zhang Yao! Yang Chao Yue! Hai Ling! So on and on.

A bit more nuance (or depth) would make me happier but I'll take it because I watched Fox Spirit Matchmaker for 3 eps and it made me very sad. So tragic, that final product.

Loved the musical battle between the "sisters." I enjoyed the music. Instead of random (and in Jiang Li's case, inappropriate) cgi visuals, I wish they had shown dancing as an accompaniment. But still, decent effort.

Please stop having the actors speak directly into the camera unless there is an actual reason for it. Stop.

[rubywolf0201]

AAAAHHH JING YUAN MY HUBBY!!!

That’s nice. Nice to see Yanqing made sure you’re well rested man.

*obligatory Jing Yuan screenshots*

Dan Heng now back to normal and hearing news that while his punishment has been revoked, some people on the Luofu won’t take the news too kindly.

Dan Heng and Welt Yang offering to return to the Express so they can report everything that happened to Himeko, who is probably worried for the whole crew. (Such a mum)

[yukiyaaihara]

Secuil Memori

"Aku tlah tau kita memang tak mungkin, tapi mengapa kita selalu bertemuuuu~"

Dulu tiap denger lagu itu tuh berasa kayak; jleb, aku banget, gitu. Aku tlah tau hati ini harus menghindar, tapi kenyataan ku tak bisaaa. 😂

Maybe I've been feeling something towards him since the very first time, but I ignored. Situasinya tuh kayak, aku naksir dia tapi aku udah terikat komitmen sama oranglain; yg kala itu terasa hambar. Atau malah mungkin tidak pernah ada getaran sedari awal.

And voilaaa~

Akhirnya waktu dan semesta bekerjasama memperbaiki semuanya. ☺️ Ada skenario yang membawanya hadir dan membersamai langkah-langkahku hingga hari ini; as my hubby.

No, I would say it's something that have been written in lauhul mahfuz far before we are exist in this dunya. 😌

Jadi, kenapa takdir itu rahasia? Biar surprise. Biar semangat dan excited menjalani dan memperjuangkannya. Biar ada keindahan dalam setiap ikhtiar, doa, dan tawakkal kita. 😊

~ Flashback. Padang, Pertengahan Maret 2023.