#htsdof

[internetpersonality]

[filmdaya]

How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

2019

[tobaitfishwith]

house mouse and glasses dog

[toby-0r-not-t0-be]

“I feel so bad for Daniel in season 3”

What about motherfucking Lenny??

Ever since the beginning of the show Moritz keeps on disappointing him and breaking his trust, like when he stole his code for Mydrugs or when he lied to him and Dan about the Dutch, or just the fact that when Lenny found out about his mom wanting to replace him with another kid when he died he didn’t even feel like he could talk about it to Moritz, who’s supposed to be his best friend, because he didn’t feel comfortable with him anymore. And the parallel where they both want to text each other about serious issues but delete it and act like nothing’s wrong, it shows how they clearly don’t have the same priorities because Lenny has serious matters to discuss and Moritz just wanted to talk about Lisa, like always (props to Lenny for not expressing how pissed it made him sooner bc I would have punched him in the face a long time ago)

But that is only season one, and it’s not that bad, but look at season 2 & 3 where Moritz becomes a real asshole, or when Kira blows up on him because he mentioned her parents, like girl I get it you have trauma and it’s valid but he doesn’t know that, also the whole miscommunication between Lenny Moritz and Kira was just draining to watch (because I hate this trope)

And season 3??? He is convinced he’s gonna die??? I always see people talking about Dan making an OnlyFans to support Lenny but you’re not talking enough about how he is aware that if things don’t go well he has a month or two to live, and his girlfriend isn’t even here to support him, and he thinks she’s doing it on purpose

Honestly, except for Daniel, I don’t see a single character close to him that hasn’t hurt or disappointed him. Not to mention the fact that he also has trauma for thinking he’s going to die because of Buba then the Dutch, and saw Buba shooting himself with his gun, and Marelen get shot, and most definitely the body of Beeke

That guy is seriously under appreciated for real, and he is still thriving despite all the shit he’s been put through, like seriously that takes some serious mental strength to live all of this with seeing a therapist at any point

And I am not saying that Dan has not been going through it either but I feel like he’s talked about more because he is attractive as fuck

[artchives-neikikc]

man how to sell drugs online (fast) is such a good show and i’d love to go in depth on why moritz is like such an interesting character because like? urrhrhgrgrr i love him and hate him soooo much its just perfect imo. grrr literally skipped exam studying for this shit !1!!1!1!1!!1 AND IM EATIN IT UP!!1!1!1!

[bitterandsugary]

sometimes I just go about my day and it suddenly hits me. another strange, illogical, obscure crossover idea.

what if... the worlds of Wednesday and How to sell drugs online (fast) somehow intertwined? i have no justification for it. i just love htsdof so much. every character there is iconic, and Wednesday is proving to be iconic, sooo...

[fallingforfandoms]

Highlight meines öden Tages:

Ulrike Folkerts hat mich mal wieder fast umgebracht, weil meine Mutter von sich aus How To Sell Drugs Online (Fast) angefangen hat und ihr "Ach, guck mal, Lena Odenthal ist ja auch mit dabei" dafür gesorgt hat, dass ich fast an meinem Genesungstee erstickt bin.

[sumquiasum]

Was anyone gonna tell me there's gonna be a fourth season of htsdof or was I just supposed to find out while scrolling down Maximilian Mundt's Instagram feed myself

[dachbodenteich]

things i crave for season four (4) of the show with the drug selling teenagers

moritz having a moriarty-esque moment at some point

canon queer kira & dan (i will die on this hill and if i'm the only one so be it)

some juicy cinematography (hit me with that bisexual lighting, cool mirror shots, moving cameras, perspective fucks and so on)

some german indie music as part of the soundtrack

also Liar by Queen

them in cheap ass costumes for some party or sth

a sequence depicting identical emotional struggles but in two violently different settings

dan having an eat!ng d!sorder

people being straight up dumbfucks to each other

[internetpersonality]

autism be damned that boy can sell drugs online (fast)

[filmdaya]

How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

2019

[vagabondangel]

diversity win! the low-level, comic relief albanian mafia members are gay married!

[sparkle-lol]

(chain mail /nf <3) if u get this, answer w/ 3 random facts abt urself and send it to the last 7 blogs in ur notifs, anon or not! lets get to know the person behind the blog :D

- I love breakcore (sorryaboutmyface, sewerslvt, emray)! 🤍

- My fav netflix series is htsdof

- I rarely enjoy games, but NieR: Automata really was a game changer to me, I'm part of the cult now I guess hehe

im still trying to understand how tumblr ask works this is my first ask i hope i didn't press the wrong button

[artchives-neikikc]

bro rlly does sell drugs online fast, good for him?

[internetpersonality]

what is like. actually wrong with them. (affectionate)

The fact that Netflix is still trying to sell this as a normal relationship between two heterosexual males is astounding to me.

[spookyunknownmoon]

Daniel Riffert from HTSDOF needs the biggest hug in history, and honestly? I volunteer.