#hrny thots

[pacentia]

A little bit of Dom Astarion baring his sharp fangs during sex to let you know you're still fucking a dangerous man 🥺

[sukugo]

gojo and yuuji making out/fucking and in the middle of it gojo has to stop yuuji and push him away to reach for his glasses due to overstimulation

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

I'm geting drunk so pls send me ur hrny thots.

[count-thotticus]

Peeping Tom

Bitches will really get slightly hrny and write soft core porn instead of sleeping before work. It’s me. I’m bitches. Have an unfinished fic because if I don’t post it now, I’m not going to. I plan to finish this one because for once, I’ve actually managed to pace it like a one-shot, so if there’s not an update in a week, feel free to harass me for it. Anyway. I need to go to work now. 

Kakashi x afab Reader

Warnings: voyeurism (kinda), jiraiya-like behavior, reader’s phat ass

Summary: You just got out of the shower and were doing your normal skin and hair care routine when you notice a certain shinobi watching from the doorway and decide to do something about it. 

Word count: 766 (for now)

You were fresh out of the shower, and had just pulled a pair of panties on when you sensed something was amiss. Without alerting the intruder that you were aware of their presence, you snuck a glance to where they were hiding and glimpsed a familiar pair of eyes, one black and one red, staring at you from the cracked door. He might be a highly skilled and talented shinobi, but so were you, and even he couldn’t fully mask his presence.

You turned back and smirked to yourself. Part of you considered calling your boyfriend out and telling him to just come in the room, but what would be the fun in that? Months of living in your apartment had given you the knowledge that the doorway had a perfect side view of the front of your vanity, so instead, you “forgot” to put on a bra before you pulled one of his shirts over your bare torso and made a point to curve your back a bit more than necessary as you pulled your hair out from the shirt. You bent over at the waist to grab your moisturizer from your vanity, completely ignoring the bench tucked underneath it, and took your time applying it to your face so that you could shift your weight on your hips, moving your protruding ass in a seemingly innocuous fashion. Then you “dropped” the bottle and turned fully away from the door before bending further at the waist to pick it up. You heard a subtle hitch in Kakashi’s breath when you bent to your lowest point. 

When you stood back up, you reached for your hair oil and rubbed some on your hands (in exactly the same fashion as when you rub lube or spit on your hands just before gripping his cock). You leaned back, arching your back and allowing your shirt to ride up ever so slightly in the front to reveal a sliver of skin at your lower belly, before flipping all your hair over your back and slowly spreading the oil from your fingers into the strands. You closed your eyes and swayed your shoulders and hips to a beat only you could hear while you massaged your scalp, even going so far as to release a quiet sigh of pleasure as your nails scratched the full length of your head. The effect on Kakashi was instantaneous; try as he might have, you could hear fabric rustling and a strained groan escape his throat.

Got him, you thought with another smirk. 

At this point, you would normally just get in bed, but decided to take your -- er -- ‘self care’ a little bit further and rub lotion on your legs. Another thing which you would usually do in bed or at least while sitting down, but decided to adapt to make it ~sexy~. You lifted one of your freshly shaved legs so that you could rest your foot on the vanity bench. You considered resting your foot on the vanity itself, but decided that that height - while stretching your leg and giving your ass a nice curve - would be an awkward angle and you wouldn’t actually be able to effectively apply lotion. You selected a citrus-lavendar-eucalyptus scented lotion, one that electrified the senses and one you knew Kakashi loved, and rubbed a dollop between your palms. Leaning over again, you started applying the lotion at your ankles and gradually worked your way up, eventually smearing some on your inner thighs and ass and allowing your fingers to slip beneath the seam of your panties to fully cover your cheeks. 

From outside, you could hear another small groan, this one deeper than the last, and you could tell Kakashi was growing tired of the teasing.

Serves him right for peeping.

You were working on the other leg, and were nearing the top of your thigh when a warm hand took the place of yours, massaging lotion into the skin of your upper thigh. You hadn’t seen him come in, focused as you were on actually moisturizing your skin, but you could feel his heat as he pressed his chest to your back. More prominently, you could feel his hardened member pressing against your backside. While one hand continued to massage your thigh, the other came up around your torso to paw at your clothed breasts. His masked face nuzzled into your neck and you tilted your head to give him better access. You raised your hand to his face to pull down the mask and you turned your head slightly to meet his lips. 

[souichioneshots]

Where are the Adopted cousin x Souichi fic

Tucked away safe inside my mind 🙂

[souichioneshots]

I get v happy everytime I receive random hrny thots/ideas from you guys

Makes my heart go Doki Doki kyun kyun 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[souichioneshots]

After studying all day from 9am to 1am, instead of sleeping , my brain has decided to switch to max power and think of random mmmm thots of reg.Souichi

I wish to sleep, brain

Not be hrny for no reason