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#200 FUCKIGN YEARS OF EFFORT. 200 YEARS OF SEARCHING ENDLESSLY FOR A SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE ANSWER#DISGRACED AND LOSING ALL OF WHAT LITTLE HE HAD TO TRY AND BRING THIS GUY TO LIFE. FOR HIS PARENTS HE LOVED. FOR THE KINGDOM#like oh my GOD happiest moment of his life indeed. he gave up a fifth of his lifespan for this and achieved the impossible. so fuckign prou#dragon malleus looks so scrungly he looks so silly goofy. i kiss his head. he breathes fire in my face#tumblr as a reminder that ur my fav platform u get this two hrs before twitter does. i kiss u so lovingly#NOW im all lore-d out. leaving for the airport in 45 minutes i still havent packed lmao#twst#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#twst spoilers#ch 7 spoilers#suntails
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hhmmmmm uh im dusting the cobwebs off my brain trying 2 come up w something interestinf uhh.......anything non spoiler-y you can discuss w regards to geto in the atla au perchance?
hi rin !!!!! tysm fr sending i hope u r doing well <3
atla geto lore fr u courtesy of sam:
he's a waterbender from the northern water tribe. he can bloodbend but finds it distasteful
he gave gojo the betrothal necklace/proposed to him when they were 20 (all of the adult characters are aged up in the fic vs jjk canon ages)
all of his decisions are driven by a desire to lighten the burden placed on gojo's shoulders
aaaaand atla geto draws fr u courtesy of Me :3
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#answered#uriekukistan#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#geto suguru#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#atla!au: lore#lmhs#whatcha got there geto :3#gfsdjgjdf tbh *geto* is hardly in the fic but !!! he is known to haunt narratives so there is some lore involving him#before. i mean....... gestures vaguely . u kno .#anyway . design notes i retconned the design on his ?? medallion????#in th first draft i had it be the same dragonfly sigil as i put on the betrothal necklace itself#but i decided i didnt like that fhgsf i wanted the necklace to be its own unique design rather than have geto recycle a design he alr wears#so i gave him an ouroboros lookin thing . fr presumably obvious reasons including but not limited to:#dragon curse callback/self destruction symbolism/overall aes and vibes#the works. the usual :)#also this draws ended up looking a Lot cleaner than last night's choso#i think they took around the same amt of time?? o actually 3 hrs fr this one . 2 fr choso#tracks!!#i rly am just drawing all the waterbenders FGHSHJ#anyway i hope u enjoy !!!!! ty again fr sending <3
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Okay, so this is a wild hypothetical and begging baseless speculation... but would Matt getting the boot be better for Tumblr specifically? Have unintentional knock-ons? (And thanks for all your commentary and updates!)
this is absolutely a wild hypothetical! the answer is, perhaps predictably, that it depends on who replaces him.
automattic as a whole is rotten from the top down. one of the board members is a perfect example of this: the very first female general in the US military. #girlboss, right? matt was very excited about bringing her onboard.
matt is on the board. toni, who i believe is the interim ceo and know very little about, is on the board. i would assume that any replacement ceo would be less likely to start a complete PR trashfire, but that doesn't mean that they're not still going to be making cynical, profit-based decisions.
in this economy it's very unlikely that tumblr will be staffed well enough or given enough agency to create actual lasting change for the better. but we'd at least have a ceo who isn't prone to using superadmin tools to fuck individual people over when trying to win arguments, i guess? which is not a structural win in any way, it just removes one particular volatile factor.
#tony answers#tumblr meta#tony muses#honestly just waiting for matt to fish up my phone number from the hr database and call me#luckily for me unlike anyone else who was in that situation i am not us based and have the luxury of blocking any us numbers that call me
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Okay but Steve Harrington who somehow landed a talk show/late night show host job. I'm basing this on a clip of the Kelly Clarkson Show, so let me cook.
Steve was pushed into the public eye by his parents either singing or acting. But as he grew up still under his thumb, married to someone they chose who was as controlling and manipulative as his parents, he started hating it all. The fame and money were just reminders of it all. But slowly with a lot of support from Robin, Steve cut those ties. He fought to get the money that was always supposed to be his but in the end he walked away with little money to his name. Even though his name was still quite popular.
He took a break and stayed with Robin, who pushed him to keep going out and doing what he enjoyed but it was hard. He stayed online and people loved seeing his clips. He thought about stepping out of the light completely but then Robin got him a job as a host. The show did well for a late night show and he was enjoying it the best he could. Sometimes he had a bad experience but as he aged, he stopped letting it affect him as much.
He was easy going and made everyone as comfortable as he could. Sure there were people who'd try to start rumors but he did his best to get through it. He was a single bisexual man who divorced his last husband, there was always going to be rumors going around. He didn't get out much for his own life but he gained many friends through the people that came through his show. He just never filled that spot in his heart that longed for love.
That is until Eddie Munson, lead guitarist and singer of Corroded Coffin came on the show. Steve instantly liked the man but forced himself to stay on script. He refused to flirt or show his attraction, even as the man flirted with him. But as Steve was in the middle of asking Eddie about a question on the topic of the lastest tour a photo popped up on his screen.
Steve's voice caught and his train of thought flew out the window at the picture of Eddie mid performance, shirt off, sweat dripping, and his guitar low on his hips. Steve could've died right there as he tried to formulate his question.
"Wow, do you- that's a lot of- right, you must work out- like those muscles- sorry, your shape- you're in shape! Do you have a routine?" Steve finally spit out and only barely stopped himself from hiding his face in his hands.
Eddie smirked at him and slid back in his chair more, "oh yeah. Never used to but Jeff made a good point one day. You gotta be ready to lift your partner," Eddie's grin went from wicked to charmingly innocent in a second and Steve got whiplash, "Over all the mud puddles."
Steve barely managed to keep it together the rest of the interview and Eddie didn't make it any easier on him. Slowly calling Steve more and more pet names. It made Steve want to say fuck it and climb the man, but he stopped himself. Well until later when he knocked on Eddie's dressing room and the two of them finally got in the same page.
After that, well Steve and Eddie were seen together more and more.
#eddie had a huge crush on steve since they both were teens and steve first was pushed into fame#it actually asked Chrissy to book that interview and paid Dustin who worked in the tech on Steve's show to put the picture#he wanted to see steve and show him how hot he could be#gareth helped him make every answer to the prescreened questions flirty#meanwhile steve is just hoping HR doesnt fire him#steddie#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson
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having to be very quiet while with leehan in your room because you don’t wanna get caught… he was acting all cute and innocent like a puppy when he greeted your parents before going up to your room.. but the second the door to your room is closed shut & locked, it’s like he has put down that cute and bubbly mask down in a split second…
omg nonnie...this is so yummy <3
leehan is on his very best behaviour in front of your parents. he's so sweet and lovely and polite, always saying the right things. being a cute, giggly mess, promising them that he's always taking such good care of you. little did you know that he was referring to a completely different kind of care that you and your parents were thinking of.
as soon as the door closes behind him his pretty hands are all over you. he cups your face and kisses you deeply, wasting no time in letting his tongue tangle with yours. his hands roam all over your body, pulling you closer to him until it practically hurts. he's grabbing your ass and tits, sucking on your bottom lip, biting the sweet spot on your neck...anything to elicit filthy moans from you. he wants to see you fail to be quiet as he touches you.
the moment you both break apart for air, leehan would be speaking to you softly but lowly, with that pretty deep voice of his (i hate him). "need you to be quiet for me, pretty. don't want your parents to find out how good i'm taking care of you, do we?" leehan is always sweet and loving, but in these situations he finds so much pleasure in being a tease and seeing you struggle. he'd spend the rest of the night between your legs with a sickly sweet smirk on his face as threatens to deny your orgasm if you moan too loudly.
once he's done eating you out like his life depended on it, he's fucking you into oblivion. his body is pressed right against yours, one hand over your mouth as he coos and giggles at your inability to keep quiet. "shh, pretty. don't you want to cum?"
#thank you for the ask nonnie <33#i got so carried away omg i'm sorry#also i never got a lot of hard/soft hour asks on my old blog#so i'm still getting used to answer them lol i hope this was okay!#⋆˚ ୨୧ hard hrs. bnd ♡#ihan hard thoughts ♡#nonnie ♡#leehan hard thoughts#leehan hard hours#leehan smut#boynextdoor smut#bnd hard hours#bnd hard thoughts
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[It doesn't take long untill Matt is there knocking at the door]
@matt-from-peip-hr
[He has to wait a bit until the door is opened. Owen has wrapped a blanket around himself and pulled it up over his head as well like a cloak, so really, only his face is visible. His pale skin, accentuated by the dark rings under his eyes and the glassy eyes make him look like a walking corpse, and he leans against the wall for support.
Despite all this, the smile he gives Matt still looks just as charming as always.]
Hey, sweetie.
#owen answers#hatchetfield rp#hatchetblr#agent carvour#matt-from-peip-hr#{I'm assuming this is several days into the turning process}
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The new job is going well for anyone who is interested in my personal life. My office is all cozy and decorated and waiting for a little writing to happen.
The downside to this place is EVERYONE leaves their doors open to chit chat and they are SO LOUD. I tried.I really did- but 45 minutes into arriving, I had to close my door. Do not talk to me, actually.
#the way it is so casual here has me reeling like#people work this way??#after four years of management breathing down my neck if i didnt answer a text fast enough#and HR today told me they didnt care if i was 15 minutes late#or if i napped in my office#its a culture shock for sure
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so after the new content any thought on the opportunist?
He was, currently is and always will be a sleazy littol bird butt 🪶
#bear answers#stp spoilers#stp#stp voices#voice of the opportunist#slay the princess#slay the princess pristine cut#stp opportunist#drawing Opportunist again I see the OPPORTUNITY to draw him in different ties#different route = new tie 👔#honestly can’t really say anything unique#he’s a really fun character#who brings new kinda egoistical perspective#like the guy *does not care* about ethics#Opportunist is the type of guy to be HR’s best friend and boss’s pet#he WILL spit in your coffee if Nathan from the upper management said so#that’s the reason I designed him to be office core in a way#I was not surprised when he wanted to kill the princess in the Dragon route#(was happy I recognised him by writing alone btw)#also headcanon Skeptic and Opportunist being besties#or most likely just Opportunist kissing up to Skeptic#bc Skeptic is the most rational/logical from the group#I would imagine he would seem as a leader#(and we all know how Opportunist reacts to leader figures lmao)
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UNUS ANNUS REVIVAL!!?!???!?!?!
maybe, who knows
I just wanted to make this as a quick response to the UA vids Mark and Ethan posted.
#fan edit#markipler#ethan nestor#unus annus#revival??? maybe?#...Unless?#took me 3 hrs to make and i regret nothing#doublelsatan#but seriously what was that? i need answers
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She just had a meeting with human resources
#ñes#nine sols#I wasn't going to finish this but I was so bored in an HR talk about how to answer a survey
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new skate spot expedition 🗺
#ponti#abio#shhhhh just his tail but still#he'll never decline being a gentleman if it means a good ass view ;]#OK got thanksgiving 2 in like an hr so ill answer them asks when i get bach#oc#original character#monster boy#monster oc#monster#terato#exophilia#sketch
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hiiii i know you said you're not very good with headcanons but maybe... just maybe.... since everyone is having a conversation about inappropriate use of mutations... you could give us a few nsft hcs.... please.....
you cant just ask me for my nsft hcs anon you knooww im not good at these.. but i was daydreamin during class this morning so you can have LIKE. SOME semblance of something. below the cut (╯▽╰ ;; )
i dont think i need to jot down roleplay is integral to their sex life but i will anyway. we'll double this review with bdsm/bondage Also being significant (if that not just being an extension of the Roleplay bit. or rather their roleplay is a part of their bdsm--)
charles is the more vocal one between the two of them (but im greedy and despite erik Trying to keep himself under control i imagine he gets a lil more vocal the closer he is to coming anyway...)
Speaking Of Inappropriate Use Of Mutations we already talked Extensively about erik's but how does the crowd feel about telepathic threesomes. its like an h2o molecule but horny. bonus points for scenarios where charles gets to watch himself fuck erik first-class-emma-frost style (Double Bonus Points who's to say movieverse!cherik couldnt have been inspod from that moment huh)
More Inappropriate Use Of Charles' Mutation charles can control how fast/hard erik rides/fucks him
when charles orgasms he (mostly) unintentionally causes erik's to feel more intense alongside his own (bonus points charles can negate the feelings of the refractory period if they're up for another immediate round)
strip chess. its even sexier because in chess sometimes it's the best strategy to sacrifice a piece to advance (the question now is is the objective to win the game or to get naked faster ... curious ... could be both and win in the psychological-warfare department or something...)
eriks a lot more tender than probably expected. i know hes a lover at heart .... (but he will be rougher if that's what charles is looking for that night)
Such Scenarios usually being on nights charles is collared and gets to be eriks 'pet' complete with liberal pulling of the collar and name calling (or is it 'petname' calling Please Laugh)
on that note aftercare is Extensive: they're triple and quadruple checking to make sure the other one's alright, especially if their powers were involved
#nsft#ilke OBJECTIVELY this time do not look in here if you dont want to read semi-in-depth descriptions of old man yaoi sex#snap chats#keyword /this morning/ ive been thinking of this bullshit ALL DAAAAAAYY I NEED HEEEEELP <- but i dont want it#none of you look at me i sat here for an hour thinking of two old men fuckin and suckin when i have a paper due in the morning#its not a long paper and i can def knock it out in Max An Hour so dont worry but still....#this ask is evil cause now im stuck with images i cant draw at this time life is so cruel#i think i had more to say but i forget. too busy learning about math and HR Practices today ...#oh wait i remember: 'snap how does strip chess work' for every non-pawn piece you take off a piece of clothing ☝️#rules may vary but thats generally the idea#also i /could/ sit here and think of more because thats my fucked up superpower but i repeat i have A Paper i should attend to somewhat#after i answer some more asks ...... so i dont just leave the dashboard on. debauchery#if youvev read this far. please dont think me too lecherous (╯▽╰ ;;)
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could we see tighnari and cyno in the cosplay au mayhaps? or in any form i love them so much
love your art btw!!! i hope you stay well!
Tighnari doesn't cosplay much unless its Collei asking, but he does model for Cyno's merch
Collei makes her own wigs (while Cyno helps with outfits) and has recently tried her hand at taking commissions 🥺
Cyno has a very expensive hobby
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genuinely unable to choose which one I’m gonna be SICK!! /silly
Noir @desultory-novice
Rope MF @mint-termsandconditions
The Poll
@kirbyoctournament
Timelapse Under Read More (FLASHING LIGHTS!)
(Song: Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai)
… (if it plays)
#kirby#I’d write them dialogue but afraid of ooc-ing them lawl#wtf my art lol!!!!#kirby oc#kirby oc tournament#noir fontaine#oc (2024): noir fontaine#rope mf#oc (2024): rope mf#pretty low quality SORRY!!!#ask me to tag#ok I’m gonna yap now#fun fact not the first time ive drawn noir#too shy to post it but it was a short comic with my oc#thought it was a bit out of character so never posted it lol#rope mf is goated (alls I’m sayin - Huell Babineaux )#yeah it’s a mortal kombat reference#was planning on fitting even more mk references but I was drawing for like 4 hrs straight and had to just stop lawl#had to sneak in a wad hat reference 💪💪 best competitor still baybee#gosh I love both of these#I thought I’d be able to choose which one to pick when I finished this drawing#the answer was no#I thought 90% of the Timelapse was just gonna be noir’s hair for a second LOL#I’m horrid at hair#propoganda#propaganda#I think#I’d yap so much more but it’s bed time and I’m probably gettin annoying
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Oh I am so not okay right now??
(Source:)
youtube
#JINX PUTTING SILCOS BODY TO REST IN THE WATERS WHERE HR ALMOST DROWNED.#My biggest question is who is this Isha girl? What will her character be based on in s2?#And Jinx. Will she heal her mental health over time and become less “crazy”?#SO MANY QUESTIONSSSSS#Yet no answers yet 😔#arcane#arcane s2#arcane s2 spec#tindraspeptalks#arcane season 2#AND OH MY GODD#The way Jinx holds Isha's head#Just like how Vi helf Jinx's head when they hugged in s1#ARGGHHH IM EMOTIONAL#Youtube
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For the last 24 hrs I’ve been trying to find the real motel from that production assistant’s s4 bts pic…
#byler#stranger things#would you guys laugh if I said this is the most fun part of theorizing during hiatus to me#I feel like a private investigator#no leads yet#but I’m living my truth#the truth of delusion#what happens when I find the motel you ask?#probably nothing#but I’ll have my answer#and I’ll search through all the pictures on the website and imagine scenarios that could go down in a flashback#from from s4 but intended to be put in early s5#related to whatever happened during that two day time jump…#technically the drive from Nevada to Hawkins would have been about 26 hrs#I did the math#which means we’ve got about 22 hrs of missing time give or take…#the implications of a motel stop for one night to rest are high…#especially if they thought they won against vecna at the time after the monologue…..#👀👀👀#technically the monologue happened late at night?#so maybe that night they slept at a motel?#and then they left early the next morning?#drove all day and not and got back to Hawkins the following morning…?
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