#hozier anon

[evilsniigura]

We've had trans fem reader but what if trans masc reader? Or enby reader?

-Hozier anon

adam at trans masc reader: this isn’t gay because you have a pussy 😒 *proceeds to never ever top. ever*

adam at enby reader: everyone knows the only thing that matters is what in your pant’s. indecisive freak 🙄 *never ever messes up pronouns no matter what*

his action speak louder than words sadly 😭 no matter his own words he’d always beat up someone else for misgendering his partner on purpose. once he gets over his own internal struggle of whatever demon he’s fighting against he’s obnoxiously supportive. his seemingly transphobia is just a wall he builds to protect himself weirlfy enough because being in a straight relationship is already hard but now he loves someone who isn’t a woman? and then someone who’s trans? give him a minute to process that

[forestshadow-wolf]

I made three options (this took so much restraint) and I tried to make them interesting

In a week Ghost POV

Take me to church Soap POV

Blood upon the snow 141 ensamble

:)

I'm currently working on an In A Week fic for ypu anon I'd LOVE to also do one for the other two songs but I'm afraid that that would extend the already long wait time 😔

[octopiys]

I met the lady with the doll!! She kept her promise to squeeze by and right back out again, and she was so sweet about it. I do hope whoever has it now is being careful with hozier’s central nervous system lol

That's so funny omg it's so cool that you got to meet her! I wish I coulda seen it up close but like I said, nosebleeds of the nosebleeds lol

[eoieopda]

Hi, I'm the anon who talked about hozier a while ago!!!! And, I need your opinions!

Also, because I know you're Korean, but you don't speak Korean, want to talk about butchered tongue? Do you feel that something is missing from you, or are there any feelings reminiscent when you hear the language?! (if it's too personal, you can just ignore the question)

happy hozierdays to you and yours, anon ✨

so, i listened to butchered tongue on my way to work this morning (big miss steak bc i ended up crying… i didn’t know what was coming, lol).

i didn’t actually think of my adoption/extraction until i saw your message. the answer is “yes” to the feeling like something’s missing question, but the song didn’t resonate with me for that reason, i don’t think?

to me, it sounded like he was discussing the erasure of indigenous cultures when colonizers swoop in. for example, the names of places/streets still bearing names from their respective indigenous languages, but nobody in the area being able to speak them properly, understand their meanings, etc. because the people those words belong to have been silenced/erased/pushed out/etc.

i sort of relate because my name is korean and never pronounced correctly (because i’m not surrounded by my people), but idk. that’s as close as i get to this one, i think.

[yourtamaki]

Hozier anon, I need more about virgin Zoro please, I crave it like the sun

anything for you beloved <3

before he met you, zoro had a practically non-existant sex drive. none of his masculinity is tied up in how many people he can get in his bed and why would it be? his identity starts and ends with the swords strapped to his waist. they’re all he needs.

and then, there’s you.

he has no fucking clue what to do with you and your sudden presence in his life. you and your smiles and your quiet patience with him. but zoro isn’t one to turn and flee from the unknown. so when you invite him back to your room one night he follows, spine straight and steps sure.

and yet all the confidence he’s wrapped himself up in does nothing to guide him when he’s knelt on the bed between your spread legs, staring openly at where you’re wet and aching. for him.

zoro grits his teeth, a thousand questions trapped behind them. what he should do and how he should touch you and fuck, what did he do to get you like this already?

“show me,” he finally settles on and zoro waits until your eyes meet before he says, “show me how you like it. show me how you want me to fuck you.”

because when zoro commits himself to learning something, he’ll only obey the best and nobody knows your body better than you do. he’ll listen to every word you say, watch you rub your pretty clit and stretch yourself open for him all so that one day, he can fuck you dumb without you having to lift a finger for your pleasure.

[akajustmerry]

the way white women talk about hozier reminds me of how white people talk about miyazaki movies — like they’re brainless cottagecore fluff rather than deliberate commentary on war and colonialism and grief

exactly. they refuse to engage with these works beyond fetishising the aesthetics. So much of Hozier's work is about the violence of British colonialism and influenced by Black American music traditions, and these fans refuse to see that. Mitski gets treated the same too 🫠

[hoziergifsdaily]

HOZIER — Interview | Global Citizen Prize (2020) [1/5] requested by anonymous

[secret-smut-sideblog]

I desperately need more dom gale

Plssssss

ok since you asked so niceys 💕

this is a chapter of child of dawn that I ended up deleting, now just smut!!!

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Nose to the Grindstone

18+ yearning, urgent sex, dom/sub, restraint, oral (f!), face riding, fingering (f!), Gale being a freak (same), fucking in the dirttt

Masterlist

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Staying back at camp was a blessing if it was with her. Send everyone away, as far as he was concerned.

Aurum had been talked into resting for a few days, all of their companions voicing their concerns on how far she was pushing herself.

They had occupied themselves with small domestic tasks and the occasional nap between, laying in her tent together. It was heavenly. Body tingling with joy when she would settle into him, both tangled in warm limbs and veiled midday sun.

And, naturally, food. He would prepare small meals for them, learning more of her tastes through how voraciously she would eat.

Sitting on a log, she hummed happily around her mouthful. Legs bouncing in a little excited dance. His hands clenching into the bark to keep from closing the distance to kiss her.

"Gods, that was good." She sighed, setting aside her clean plate. Fingers smeared with sauce, heading towards her mouth.

Before his mind could speak to his body, he moved forward. Taking her hand by wrist, opening his lips. Tongue pulling her fingers.

He licked them clean slowly, lost in his task. Swirling each digit with care, lips pulling up off of them with a pop.

Only then did he catch up to his own actions, eyes darting up to hers. Cheeks heating in bone deep embarrassment. Considering picking a direction and just starting to walk. Never to be seen again.

Her eyes met his not in shock or disgust but half lidded, pupils blown. Her glowing chest heaving. A heat of entirely different means rising to her cheeks.

Her lightly parted lips did not scold him, and yet he needed to apologize. Pulling away quickly.

"Oh Gods I'm so sorry. I don't kn-"

Her retreating hand shot out, catching his wrist. Pulling him hard to her. Lips sliding into his with a smothered whimper of need.

His eyes rose into his head, lust taking command of his mind. Swimming with heat and haze. Her body pulling over his, pushing him back into a seat on the log. Thick thighs straddling around him.

He kissed her as ravenous as he felt, arms sliding up her thighs. Gripping two handfuls of her ass, forearms pushing into her lambs ear skin.

She mewled, arching her back. Rising onto knees, fully flush with him. Her twisting and pushing against him forcing a low moan out of his throat. Muffled against her need slick mouth, pulsing heaven into him.

A bow he hadn't even realized had been pulled so taut cracked the air inside him. Pulling her silken hair up in an angry handful, grabbing the hold of her hip and flipping her face down onto stomach. Their bodies sliding to the ground.

Her ass arched up into his hips, robe naturally pooling up around her waist. Hands bracing her with curled fingers next to her head. The heat coming off of her center making him delirious.

Pushing a hand down her back, he stared down in lustful wonder. The spread of her ass curving into waist was hypnotic, his wide hand pushing along her olive skin an unbelievable sight.

"Fuck," He breathed, leaning back to take her ass in his greedy hands again, the pull magnetic. Massaging the globes of flesh as his face met her center. Nose rubbing circles into her underclothes, breathing a deep pull of her sweet musk. The scent rising to the back of his skull, pushing a throb from his already straining cock.

Her hips pushed back in impatient thrusts, but he only braced their pushing with his forearms. No, he wasn't going to be rushed. He had waited far too long for her to not savor this.

His nose pushed teasing figure eights into the fabric. Pulling her hips higher to give him more access, his knee pushing her legs wider in two strikes.

She slid her legs out with a small shake of need, ass curling up obediently. Breathing out a little imploring whine.

"Patience, I won't leave you cold." He smiled, kissing down her back as he pulled back to the core of her. Where his learned mouth was meant to be seated. Pulling her underclothes to her knees in the same motion.

"By the Weave," He breathed, taking in the full sight of her. Mind addled with bristling lust again.

With one hand pushing her ass, the other circling around her thigh, palm sliding down to brace her lower belly, he dove on her cunt.

Her little tremors shook against his flat hand. Voice calling out in soft cries, sweet birdcall. He sild his hand further toward his mouth, already seeking to feel those little shakes again.

Tongue curling in slow laps against her clit, his hips rocked mindlessly into the ground. Surely ruining his trousers but he was far beyond caring. Only the taste of her cunt and the slick pulsing out, all for his seeking tongue, all that mattered. Tongue pulling it back into his mouth to swallow with a low groan.

The fingers sat just cresting above his mouth feeling every micro movement, every shake and pulse from her center.

He experimented with pulls and shapes of his tongue, the force of his lips. When he suctioned down around her clit, pulling his tongue in a slurping hollow wave, she shuddered hard. Chest pushing down into the dirt, a gasping moan pulling from deep in her throat.

His success spurning him on, he flipped onto back to get a better angle. Both arms hooking around her hips and pulling down. Hard.

Her belly rose as he latched back on, crying out on hands and knees. Hips trying to rise away, but he locked his arms around her, pulling back down to be flush with his hungry mouth. No, he was not quite ready to give up his meal.

Pulsing his tongue fast in that rewarding hollow wave, he suckled into a frenzy. Mouth emitting lewd popping and slurping sounds, mingling with the little keening whines and gasps that she graced him with. His hips bucking up entirely out of his control, belly wet with precum.

Releasing one hip, he pushed two fingers inside her in a curl. Other arm having to take up full strength as she squirmed up, pulling his mouth free of its desire.

"Down," He commanded sternly. Forearm barring across her hips, yanking her back to her seat.

"I'm going to suffocate you." She gasped out in protest.

Gods, he hoped so.

To reinforce his point, he thrusted his fingers in hard arches. Rubbing in pulses against that ribbed wall along her front. Mouth encircling her engorged clit again in fast twists of his tongue.

She moaned out two indignant cries before submitting, grinding down on his face. Pushing back onto knees, gripping his thighs behind her for support. Eliciting a snarl of approval from him.

He dug his heels in, the force of her hands spurning him to delirium. Fingers and mouth a dual, unrelenting force. Watching her from this new angle, the jut of her hip bones as she arched, the underside of her breasts and jaw. Thighs encircling his head, Gods he would die a happy man if she did smother him.

"Gale- please, slow down," She begged out between gasping breaths, the trembling of her hips telltale. "I'm - ugh fuck!" She cried out as he added another finger, buckling back forward. Catching herself on her belly.

He had no intention of slowing, slapping her ass in demand. Her little begging mewl of his name as she buried her face in the dirt sending him over.

He came up his belly, her cunt muffling his cry. Cock twitching hard as wrenching pleasure shot from his pelvis. Hips thrusting in fast pulses with the waves of euphoric heat. Rushing out in vicious contractions.

Her wide eyes stared down in shock at his release, then clenched shut hard. Head falling forward into a curl, face knitted in near pain. Hand clawing at the dirt, fast begging cries caught in her clenched shut jaw.

"Yes, yes," He urged against her, pulling back far enough to get a much needed breath. Latching on again and pulling with popping twists of his tongue.

Cursing out in Elvish she broke apart above him, a wave of velvet slick pushing out below his mouth. Opening his hold to lap up her cum greedily as it clenched out of her. So warm and thick like honey against his tongue. Panting out breaths as he gathered it into his mouth.

She was writhing in weak pulses, her orgasm leaving her boneless and fluid. Eventually, she had to push his head away as he lapped, desperate to get every last drop of her cum.

"Gale, baby, you're killing me." She laughed, fingers looping in his hair to pull.

"Sorry, my love." He gasped, his own laugh on the edges of his words. "I'm far too eager. Please tell me you'll let me do that again?"

He rose over her back, pulling on her hips to get her to fall back on him. Both of them splayed face up on the ground. A canopy of trees and sky blinking away between their fluttering eyes.

"I think I might actually die if you don't." She gasped, star struck. Ribcage heaving against his chest.

She paused then. "Did you just call me 'my love'?"

"Ah, you're imagining things. Read nothing into that."

"Uh-huh. I'll also read nothing into how you drank my cum like wine."

His breath caught then slid into a laugh, mushing his hand into her face playfully.

"Shush. Let me rest, woman."

She gasped in mock affront, then opened her mouth and pulled two of his fingers inside her. Tongue lapping against the pads.

He moaned, cock stirring again.

"Let's see how you like it." She laughed.

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[lifemod17]

too shy to come off anon rn but the video in question is by crooked.teeth.hozi and they posted it on february 9th of this year

hope this helps :)

I couldn't find that one, maybe OP took it down or something HOWEVER I do have this and I think it's just as nice 😌

Source: tiktok.com

[evilsniigura]

Ok but imagine college AU Adam getting really desperate to get with reader to the point where he ends up drugging reader at a party and maybe kidnapping them 👀👀👀

I am so excited for this blog >:3

-Hozier anon

god i see this but i also always think kidnapping is so hard to visualise especially in human aus 😭😭

just because like: you need a shit ton of resources!!!! isolated space, the money for that, the time to keep up with another person????

but yes adam drugging reader at a party………VSIAJAJSJSJ!!!!!!! he would need to be sooo desperate. god

he’s so weird and freaky i just imagine him getting reader into bed. locking the door and everything. and then all he does is cuddle with reader. just happy to have them in his arms subsided their first time should be special. also with both of you conscious

adam taking reader home and having reader sleep in his bed. seeing his long time crush in his bed makes him insane!!!!!!! reader waking up all groggy and confused

and adam reassuring reader nothing happened and how he took reader home and isn’t he such a good person!!!!! makes reader stay for breakfast. where he’s once again showing off. also scolds reader for being more careful because there are sick assholes out there (he’s literally the one who put something in the drink???? 😭😭)

actually holding a conversation with him is a down spiral. now good luck getting rid of him on campus. he’s everywhere really

[carmen-berzattos]

Y'all. I'm just gonna say that Hozier at Red Rocks is an out of this world experience. He's just incredible. He sounded amazing. The acoustic were out of this world. And he was so sweet! He kept pausing between songs to say something along the lines of "holy shit this place is beautiful". At some point he pointed to one of the rock formations in the ampitheater and went "whose hands scultped this?" One of my favorite moments was when he said that he has moments where he cannot believe that this is his life, this is one of them. And he said that if he looked straight ahead and took in a full image of the crowd, it gets really overwhelming and distracting. He seemed so happy and excited to be there and I was so endeared the whole time I love him SO much and I cannot wait for night #2 tonight!!

[octopiys]

Hozier anon again, I’m so happy for you (and me, and every other long-skirted queer woman in the crowd)!! They played all your songs!! I was in the pit and god that shit was magical. I was transfixed

Hozier anon yay!!!! damn called me OUT on that description there but I sobbed on three separate occasions and I think hearing take me to church live was a spiritual ascension I'm being so fr. Also DUDE pit seats are crazy I had a few friends who had pit seats and their pictures were insane. I laughed so hard when he was reading off one of the signs like "someone's sign here says Mr Hozier you owe me money..... good luck with that one" and the little doll too that was so cute oh my God I'm talking too much about it but I don't think that's something I'll ever forget!!! Love you hozier anon hope you're having a wonderful time!!

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

doot doot

[man-i-love-folklore]

top 5 from wasteland, baby!

anon woke up and said "let's make phoebe ponder for a solid 45 minutes!"

but seriously thank you for asking!!! always love a good reason to yap about hozier, ESPECIALLY wasteland, baby!

1. Movement. Movement my love my lifeline my all time favorite hozier song.

2. Shrike. Freaking beautiful song, quite possibly the best song about wanting to be a bird of all time.

3. No Plan. Catchy-ass chorus, incredible guitar, sexy lyrics; what more could one want?

4. Wasteland, Baby! Title track is definitely a song i had to come around too but when I came around to it I CAME AROUND. it is so utterly beautiful.

5. Nina Cried Power. it's such a powerful song, and one of his most important. plus, it's just an absolute banger.

honorable mentions include the entire album.

[quillaffinity]

would you ever consider a webweave for nana? whatever comes to ur mind first… 02nana or nana ren or just nana herself….. thank u for ur hard work!!!!

oh, to be yours (Nana Web Weave)

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hey...i really loved you,

you know? i never said it but it still counts, right?

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Nana was written and illustrated by Yazawa Ai

nana / michelle k. / nana / haruki murakami / richard siken / nana / nana / mary oliver / the crane wives, "never love an anchor" / nana / alejandra pizarnik / sappho (trans. chris childers) / hozier, "francesca" / nana / jeanette winterson / taylor swift, "you're losing me" / girlhouse, "dontstop" / nana / nana

p.s - sorry for the late delivery on your request! my master's course are really packing a punch, plus i'm working on a very wonderful zine with even more wonderful folxs - still, i hope you like it anon!

[hoziergifsdaily]

Andrew Hozier-Byrne + beekeeping (1/2) requested by anonymous