#howd you know i love dinosaurs

[siblingskissing]

RAWR

[iactuallykissedsharawheeler]

⭑⌗ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐇𝐂𝐒 + 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

✶ let's go ahead and clear that idea that ellie wouldn't be like. immediately obsessed with you and giving you secret discounts on the weed.

✶ she met you five seconds ago and she was like. why would she ever pay for anything?? she's literally my reason for breathing?? (ok babe 😭) so you're getting that stuff for lowest price she can possibly make it. and if you flirt a little?? she's wondering why she's not just handing you the bag for free.

✶ when you guys get closer, she notices you're kinda into pink so when she sees pink papers???? she's SLAMMING that card, best believe. when you're freaking and like HOWD YOU GET THIS she's trying to pretend to be all cool like oh idk just found 'em and thought it'd be funny but if you like 'em you can have them ... i guess 😒

✶ if you're a little inexperienced with it she's a little protective and is like oh i don't think you should try that this one's way better and gives it to you on the house like?? you're trying to pay for it and she's like noooo it's for you just take it even though that was some of her good weed and she never gives that out. but you're nice and sweet and her bestest customer so who is she to charge you??

✶ when y'all are closer she literally just starts buying shit for you. you're like oh my gosh this bracelet is literally so pretty and next time you come over she's like so.. guess what and there's the bracelet in a box under two pretty pre-rolls (that she's also not letting you pay for btw)

✶ n you're so worried about breaking her bank when she does it but she's literally living lavish because she's everyone's dealer and no one with weed isn't getting it from her. (charismatic queen tbh)

✶ plus if you think this is gonna kill her wallet just wait until you guys start actually dating. she's not even waiting for you to ask for shit, she's telling you to put your cart on public so she can surprise you all the time.

✶ you're like babe how am i gonna pay you back and she's like just .. be pretty for me, yeah? 's not hard for you at all. (just flustered myself give me a minute)

✶ and some random things i just think she'd do:

✶ texting you high out of her mind about dinosaur facts because she just knows too much and needs to get it out immediately (she's such a nerd I love it 😭)

✶ trying to shotgun with you but she sees your face lookin' all pretty n dazed, chokes on the smoke, and just simply never does it after that. (give her a week, she'll be back)

✶ reading a shit ton of sci-fi. she compulsively reads savage starlight all the time but she's actually obsessed with the whole genre n can't exist without it atp (she DEFINITELY owns a few space cowboy books and before meeting you she would always imagine she was the lead guy with the hot love interest who was definitely some kind of alien. don't question it.)

✶ if you're a plushie girlie (me fr) she's ALWAYS buying you plushies. but she always buys one that matches yours for herself so you guys are "always together" or something. idk she's a little bit of a loser.

✶ she's so bad at keeping up with skincare but now she just weaponises that and makes you do it for her. literally rolling her eyes and pouting if you do yours without her, mumbling shit like "oh yeah, just forget about ellie, huh? that's what they all do" until you're like babe what??? 😭

✶ also i know that everyone says this but she really does own some weird ass shirts 😭😭 she'll get high and buy weird shit like that shirt that just says tomatoes it's so wild going through her closet lmaoo

✶ and because of her high shopping she also has some weird ass bongs like. seriously. there's a an astronaut one with octopus legs for sure, i can feel it.

✶ high ellie tweets>> she's actually so out of pocket sometimes 😭 some of her greatest hits would probs be

✶ also she was so nervous around you and wouldn't look you in the eye for too long because she didn't wanna scare you but then she got a little bold when she found out you liked girls and then was just straight up cocky when she realised you liked her, too (that blunt flick when dina said she wanted her to kiss her .. yeah that ellie)

✶ she's just the bestest, silliest, nerdiest girl ever and the best girlfriend literally anyone could ask for 💞💞

hey guys back with another banger hope you guys enjoyed make sure to like follow and subscribe‼️ no but seriously give me opinions because i love hearing you guys have little convos and the reposts are always so wild 😭😭 thank you new jersey, and goodnight (also don't look at the tags im shy) as alwaysss creds to @ cafekitsune bc these dividers are so mf cute

[bendarius]

the way the initial reaction to s4 was blown to be because of brooklynn and kenji. not saying it isn’t justified as i get ppl can be uncomfortable w it, but the fact is that it wasn’t about how darius wasn’t really given the space to show emotion even as the main character. he’s the youngest and has the overwhelming pressure of being leader while dealing with loss and the season told us no he did not notice other people having nightmares implying that he doesn’t have them (they could’ve said “wait, the others are having nightmares *too*?” but they didn’t). for gods sake dreamwork’s post about “this is what a natural born leader looks like” That boy is traumatized beyond belief

why are they so afraid to show us him suffering the traumatic effects of the events that have happened so far. And anyways i started off with mentioning the fan reaction at first because when i first watched it i didn’t notice it until someone pointed it out. and man, when that was brought to my attention…the proportion of people angry over the ship vs over how darius was treated in writing. like i like camp cretaceous for diversity. i love the fact they have a black character as the main one. but they’ve been treating darius like he’s indestructible. He’s 12/13 how are you going to treat the main kid like this

1.) the responsibility of keeping 5 other people alive. he’s just a kid and even older people would have that eating away at him. did no one try and comfort darius about ben aside from yaz. no one just asking how he was doing sure they brought ben up but more as a “we all think about him” moment. knowing how critical darius is of himself why weren’t we given moments where it focused more on his guilt. we got one nightmare in the first episode and it being brought up in the reunion but…the lack of clarity we have on his feelings aside from the one-off Yeah he feels guilty okay back to survival really bugs me the more i think about it bc it clearly stuck w him enough to affect his self sacrificing mindset

2.) nearly died on the boat! he almost drowned and got eaten by a mosasaurus and i know the boat ship wrecked immediately after and they’re all “used to being at risk for death” but why did they all agree to let this kid down. no one but kenji jumping in to save him like it’s nice that they show him as not the one that always saves people but. Him being the first to ask if they’re alright when they wash up on the island. no one asking if he’s okay after suffering the water (honestly howd they all get on the island without drowning or getting eaten they were pretty far but that’s another thing).

3.) bringing up his dad only to have darius use him as a device in his lie and having kash discount that as a lie! i get that man is terrible but doing that to darius esp w us knowing he’s still grieving (cause there’s no way he’s gotten over it even if it’s been 6 months. stacked trauma on grief = Not Processed Properly!). and having darius only bring his dad up for that purpose when grief is still fresh. Man. Man i just think about it and i get pissed

4.) was held hostage by a white man. i get it. he’s bad but the amount of times darius had to appease that man made me so sick. the simple act of being held hostage is traumatizing in itself and he was with this horrible ass man who tortures dinosaurs (one of the last connections he has to his father), being watched over by robots nonstop even when he’s trying to sleep, knowing that if he makes one wrong move kash could easily decide to kill him; this emotionally volatile man, Almost having to contribute to the project before brooklynn hacked BRAD-X. it’s like they can only show him be vulnerable if he’s in physically precarious situations where his knowledge can’t save him

5.) during that part we dont see darius process the situation in his own time. sure there might’ve been a crunch where it would’ve interrupted the plot but you know what? we didn’t need all those brooklynn and kenji scenes either. s3 worked so well bc we had equal time in all the dynamics they wanted to show us and from the start of s4 that was clearly skewed (the fact that romance wasn’t ever a big factor in jwcc and just. the amt of screentime). we didn’t get to see darius being comforted by someone other than brooklynn for less than a minute about the tension between kenji and him, and we don’t even see ben and darius interact. not even through ship goggles. yaz and sammy were shown talking aside from the large chunk that brooklyn and kenji took up. Why not darius feeling distraught over how kenji is treating him. i’m just saying if there was a time issue and bc of that not being able to focus on how darius is feeling, MAKE TIME. that’s how i’d understand b/k being brought up as much as it did; bc it intrudes on darius’ time and the equal spread of dynamics. they couldve added in a moment where darius had time to himself in his designated bedroom while hostage (which we don’t get to see. why) and thinking to himself. What was he eating during his time there. all we are shown is how much he’s suffering bc of the things he’s forced to do to survive under kash but he still doesn’t break. he has to keep going

6.) i’m hoping this overt treatment was only for this season bc they did show his dad feelings (if only for a little s1-2) and his feelings of guilt toward ben (s2-3) but while this can be interpreted as him repressing his emotions for the sake of keeping the group going, we haven’t been shown that in a specific moment. this is all still speculation even as obvious as it seems to me as a viewer i’m just trying to make sense of what they’ve given us in canon. can we have darius show us how he himself is feeling without having it based off another person

the one thing i enjoyed is darius having been given space to finally have to choose between dinos and his friends. he may have had his eyes set on the obvious choice back when he was arguing with sammy about releasing that dinosaur, and i can see how he’d be stuck between the big picture of the right thing vs the local right thing (although it’s strange how thatd usually be a choice made in a healthier mindset where you’re given the space to think abt morals rather than a need to survive in which the obvious choice would be to save your friends. perhaps it can be explored as a way for darius to hold onto his sense of self/his father) but i’m glad they showed there’s not always a compromise which is what they had darius do in the past 3 seasons. that was a nice moment, i had thought….until immediately hes in the hostage situation, having to lie about his father, and deciding to stay in the hostage situation (seriously. ben and yaz the only ones logical enough to say NO to his plan…my favorite trio for real). and you know it’s nice that they gave us ben and darius’ arcs reflecting off one another, but the fact that ben feels like he progressed more than darius (from his identity confusion to finding himself, and from “i don’t want to hurt by leaving dinos behind again” to “i will open up despite the vulnerability”) having two different starts and endings…i don’t know. feels really off. technically all the kids are main characters but darius was introduced as the main main one. s3 gave us some emotional vulnerability when he was fighting to save ben, desperate not to repeat his mistakes, and this was one of the times where he gets to confide in someone (the other being sammy while he was being critical of himself before she tries to say it isn’t his fault and he immediately counters her with Get to the boat. so. not rly) and while it’s a Woo ben and darius bonding moment giving fuel to how they can understand and confide in one another, i just wish that wasn’t the only instance and we had another one where darius got to talk about his dad and all the complex feelings he must be having. it makes sense for him to repress it to keep moving forward in fear of not being able to function but that’s all speculation. as a kid whose brain is still malleable (like the others but since he’s the youngest) he should NOT be left to do this i just know he’s fighting inner demons

my point is: even if he wasn’t a COMPLETE plot device in this season like how people are saying (not complete bc as little as they were we got peeks into his psyche. Even if it was only for a minute total adding up), i totally get why they do say that because the ratio of his inner struggles vs what the show focuses on is so skewed. as the main character, shouldn’t we have more insight on how he’s feeling aside from having to speculate off things given to us in s1? and from the way the fanbase treats this boy sometimes, like multiple people saying they didn’t know that darius was the main character because of how much of the fandom is focused on other things…yeah. alright. like 2 people i saw talking abt his treatment this season whats w that. maybe this fandom treatment in itself is a sign of how much the show itself doesn’t flesh him out as much as it should, but i can easily counter that considering how much the fanbase fills in the blanks with other topics. i’m holding out for s5’s treatment in hopes they actually spend some time exploring his feelings and that this was just so they could have space to introduce elements, but it’s a flimsy hope because they had the space to explore other campers feelings and just. urghhhhhh.

[familyofpaladins]

Random things and my reactions to the movie

Keeping it below cut to prevent Major Spoilers

This is not in any particular order:

I knew from spoilers that the other spiderman where gonna be there (and honestly would have been more surprised if they Didnt show up), but I didn't realize Matt Murdock was Actually gonna be Peter's lawyer

And then when he caught the brick!!!! And peter is just like ?!?!?!? Howd you do that!??!!??

So like. They dotn know that he's also a superhero ?!?! They were just like. Here's this really good lawyer. No other reason to hire him other than him willing to help and being a good laywer :)

Dr Strange freaking out at peter for wanting a spell to fix things, when he didnt try other options (like calling and pleading his case)

(First. MOOD of not wanting or thinking of calling people)

But like. Stephen!! You brought up the spell!!! You didnt ask him before hand if he'd done everything he could!!! You were literally just, "sorry cant do time reverse, guess you'll just have to make do...... Unless!! We use this spell!!"

Which also!! Dude. If you could keep certain specific people out of the spell Why didnt you ask before hand?!?!? Like !??!?!?!?!?!??! DUDE

Anyway.

Also..... why was it that in the trailer, Wong was like "dont do that spell!!! I mean it!!!" But in the movie he was just like "..... I'm not gonna be here to help or stop you"

But then in the post credits scene, which was really more of a trailer for Multiverse of Maddness you heard him say the original line??? Does that have somethign to do with fracturing timelines????

THE BATTLE WITH DOC OCK!!!!!!!

It was So Intense!!!!

But then once peter hacked the arms, it was so Funny!!!

Like the college lady just being like "Rude!!" I lost it 🤣

And how doc was just all. You're not Peter wtf is happening

And his face and reaction to seeing Osborn!!

It was cool that strange gave him the magic web shooter

Accidentally transporting the tree 🤣

SANDMAN!!! SAND !! MAN!!!!!!!!

(I think he's my fav villain from that series. Except for maybe doc ock)

love that he just was like. Oh spiderman in trouble. Gotta help him

And then him freaking out when max got transported away. I laughed but it was a proper reaction when you dont come from a world with no magic and some one just VANISHES

Norman smashing the mask, and just trying to find help, and his distress when peter isnt the peter he knows 🥺

THE PURPLE HOODIE AND GREEN COAT

Need calling The Lizard, a dinosaur. All their faces when he started talking

(Cough. I also genuinely forgot that he could talk and was also surprised. Cough)

Them all laughing at the name otto octavius 🤣

Them all slowly realizing that all of them should have died 🥺

Peter realizing he cant let strange just send them back to die and grabbing the box

THE FACT THAT HIS BODY STILL MOVED EVEN WHEN HE WAS ASTRAL PROJECTED

Gotta be soemthign to do with the spidey sense right???

Vskdhwkshs Happy being all offended over being accused of taking stark tech and then later seeing that he does Indeed have Stark tech

Them all trying to "sneak" in to happy's apartment and later Happy being like. I saw the doorbell photoage. Who are those people?!? A cyborg ?!?!

Doc's face when he gets the new chip and he just. Relaxes

Sandman sitting on the couch and trying to brush the sand off, but he just leaves more 😂

They got SO CLOSE to helping everyone then

But flippin GOBLIN had to show his Stupid face!!!

Genuinely cant believe they killed May!!!! 🥺😭

Also... given all the Peters' reactions to uncle Ben stories..... did the mcu peter actually never have an uncle ben???

I cried. I cried. I cant believe the actually killed her off. Wtf wtf

I even saw a partial spoiler about it, but I was like. NAH! they would kill her off!! She's the o ly family he has left!!!

..... crap I'm gonna cry again

ANYWAY

I KNEW THEY WERE COMING BUT IT WAS SO COOL TO SEE THE OTHER PETERS SHOW UP

MJ just being like. Prove it! To Andrew's peter, and him sticking to the ceiling, but it not being enough

"The tingle doesn't work on Bread" yall I DIED

And then when toby's showed up!!!

And the two spiderman just looked at each other and were just like

?!?!?!? Villian?!?! Faker?!?!?! That's not this universe spiderman so enemy?!?!!

And then going . Oh just an other spiderman, cool :)

So Andrew just showed up in his spider suit, so he was probably working when he got pulled over

But toby had actual clothes on as well. So he either got pulled over when he was just going around as peter OR

He got pulled over in his suit, but was smart and found some other clothes to cover his suit

All the Peter's doing Science!!!!

Them all just sharing little stories

Poor ned is traumatized, thinking he might one day turn villain and attack his friend and then die :(

But now he doesn't remember him anyway 🙃🙃

Meeting up at the statue of liberty and it under const5because its getting camp's sheild added to it gnskfvksb

Also JJJ going from a crackpot conspiracy blog reporter (filming with green screen and newspaper clippings all atound) to legit stage and crew is. Soemthing

I wanna call it a glow up or development. But thata being too generous to him

I AM sad that toby never got to comment on JJJ being the same in both universe (except for him being bald now lol)

THE PETERS FRWAKING OUT ABOUT THE WEB SHOOTER DIFFERENCES

toby: are you guys teasing me???

Tom and andrew: No!!! Not teasing!!! Its just.... neat. And different

NERDS (affectionate)

Them discussing villains and andrew going, I'm lame and toby being like No! None of that!! You're amazing!!! You're Amazing!!!!! (I see what you did there!! He's the Amazing Spiderman!!!)

The whole "I'm peter 2! You're not peter 2!" "Hey! Listen to peter 1!!!"

Also it was just kinda an Oh! Moment realizing that tom's spiderman is better at something (teamwork) than the other two (who by all rights are more experienced at everything else spiderman) Because he had other heroes to work with

Toby being The Avengers!!! Who're they???

Like yeah!!! The other two didnt get SQUAT for superhero help

Not that they're here to help NOW cause they're all either DEAD ,OLD, or like. In HIDING

Whcih I think is kinda the build up to that Big Brother Moment when strange shows up

Edit (cause tumblr was being weir when I wrote this as it duplicated everything I had written in the bullet points and pasted it into a giant block of text at the top, and then apparently also deleted my first bullet point that said):

MY FAVORITE BIT WAS when strange showed back up, comparing about being stuck in the grand canyon, and Toby and Nadrew just had Big Brother Mode Activated like?? Where you been?!?! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HELPING HIM!!!!! so ready to jsut best him up not realizing that it was tom who stranded strange there lol

Still my fav part tho

They literally refer to each other like having brothers and I'm 🥺🥺 aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA I'm emotional

Them going after Max, and him beating their butts and then Doc shows up looks like he's helping Max

I'm sitting there like. But he's good now right?? He's gonna help the spiderman right??!

And then he does and I'm like :D Yes!!

I figured from the trailer that (if the other spiderman DID show up) that Andrew's spiderman would save MJ

And his face when he did!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

He caught her!! He saved her!! He wasnt gonna let another girlfriend of spiderman die!! He saw how much they cared about each other!!!!

His face!!! I cried.

THEY SAVED EVEYONE THEY COULDNT IN THEIR ORIGINAL UNIVERSES

I'm just.. jsbxksjsja the villains didnt die a tragic death after finally trying to be good. They got help!!

It's just. I wanna say Healing. But I'm not sure that's right. Maybe closure. Relief ?? Idk it's just so nice that they got saved. No more villains dying after redemption.

But the FUKFHWKDB part where Tom is beating the crap out of Goblin, and toby and andrew are looking at each other like "we cant let him do it"

AND THEN TOBY COMING OVER AND HOLDING HIM BACK. JUST LOOKING AT HIM. didnt even have to say anythign :(

AND THEN TOBY GETTIGN STABBED!!!!!

I nearly screamed. Probably would have if I wasn't in a public space

Andrew running over to Him later and trying to help

Toby: I'm fine. I've been stabbed before

Me: Sir?!?! THATS- THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS ?!?!

toby spiderman going back to his universe mj

Mj: where have you been???

Toby: oh I went to another universe. Met two other spidermen. Cured Osborn and rock rock and sandman. Got stabbed. Its fine

Mj: haha. Where were you really?

Toby: *passes out from blood loss*

Mj: HOLY SHIT YOU WERE SERIOUS !??!

anyway

All these cured villains going back is gonna create a MESS of split/altered timelines

And toby and andrew spidermen wont be able to see the change because they have to go back to their own universe where they Did die .

Its just. Bittersweet. They saved them. But I don't think they get to see the results in their own worlds

IM SO UPSET THAT EVERYONE FORGOT PETER PARKER

Like. Just AAAAAAAAAAA

no one. NO ONE. gets to remember him

None of the other avengers . Not strange. Not nick fury. Not Sam or Bucky. Not pepper. Not captain marvel. Not starlord. Everyone in the DANG UNIVERSE doenst know Peter parker exists!!!! Tony and May cant forget or remember them CAUSE THEYRE DEAD AND IM AAAAAAAA

But based on the interaction at the grave. They remeber spiderman. But not who spiderman is

This is gonna get confusing isnt it

Hmmmmmm.... EDITH and FRIDAY are AI's and technically not people, so would it apply to them??

(Its a magic spell, so idk if the magic would include technology and therefore all other records of his existence, or just from people's memories ???)

He's all alone now. He couldnt being himself to tell hsi friends !!!!

AAAAAAAAA

he saw them happy , and disnt want to see them hurt or rejected by others because of knowing him!!! So he let them go and I'm just

AAAAAAA *FLIPS TABLE*

I'm gonna cry 🥺🥺

HE'S LITERALLY ALL ALONE

THERE'S NO ONE WHO KNWO WHO HE IS

THERES NO ONE HE CAN TRUST NOW BECAUSE THEY DONT K N O W HIM

kinda hope that in Multiverse kf Maddness , strange realizes that Something Else Funky happened with reality and finds peter, but I doubt it, since apparently that movie was originally suppose to come out Before NWH

Also

I CANT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALL BROUGHT IN EDDIE AND VENOM

I was just like !!!!! Holy crap!!! Its him!!!

AND A LITTLE BIT OF VENOM GOT LEFT BEHIND I AAAAAAA

IM EXCITE

okay. But this beings up soemthing else.

The other villains got pulled over because they knew Peter Parker's identity (and that they DIE fighting spiderman)

(Why exactly it Also pulled over the other spidermen then. Idk. I guess they know each themselves??? But if the other commonality is dying then... are the spidermen gonna die too?????)

But anyway. Venom universe doenst have a spiderman , does it??? (I have not seen Carnage, so idk if his existence was mentioned in that one)

So like. WHY WAS VENOM PULLED OVER THEN???

IS THERE GONNA BE A SPIDERMAN IN THE VENOM UNIVERSE NOW

Decided to go see Spiderman No Way Home and I

Have So Many Different Emotions by the end

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(might come back and post some reactions under a cut)

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt. 15

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

wow has it been A Week

i have two tests in a few hours and i have so many notes left and calc problems and i'm dying so have this!

there are two links in the chapter and i know you're probably like. why would i click those? i mean i wouldn’t trust me either, but i swear they're fine. ignore the first if you'd like, but if you don't click the second you're probably going to be fairly confused? you'll see what i mean

this is extra long because i'm feeling extra procrastinate-y

(sorting hat = nino, cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub = alya, dipshit = adrien, ahHHH = mari)

i'm off to fail. enjoy~

3:23

sorting hat: what the fuck was i thinking were french wed go to beauxbatons oh also @alya akuma attack

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: but thats bORING wait what fuCK WHEN I FINALLY DECID E 2 SLEPE

sorting hat: please dont leave the house im too tired

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: …. nino what the fuck is thsi akuma

sorting hat: why would i know???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: bc i dont

sorting hat: love that 3 in the morning logic

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: all thats on the forums is pics of it stacking cars??????????? @hawkmoth wyd

sorting hat: being a dick probably

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok tru oooo something new in the inbox of the ladyblog make ur bets now

sorting hat: i say random theory

dipshit: Fanart duh

sorting hat: bro!!! youre up!! <3

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: gm marshmallow my love

sorting hat: howd you wake up? did the akuma get close to your house and finally make noise or osmething?

dipshit: Oh I never went to bed

sorting hat: …

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: what the SHI T SLEEP BOI

dipshit: Trust me, I would’ve if I wanted to

sorting hat: mari is the only one of us with any sense

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: shes a smart one

dipshit: Yeah Anyway what’s in the inbox

sorting hat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: thank u bab much appreciated but also ur a nerd anyway its wait waht ths hit hlyk fucik

sorting hat: uhhhh alya you ok??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i S HTIS  AK JOKE IMS TCARED TO CPIICK IT

dipshit: Well what is it??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: IS T A FICKUING VIDOE WITH CHANT OIRS  FACE AS THE THUMBLNAIL FIFS:DKLFJ:SDLKFJQWIUE:C:KJGK:SJ

sorting hat: wait like like he shot it himself??

dipshit: That’s some dedication is it like mid-akuma fight or something

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ahhhHHH I DON TKNOW I HAVNE TWATCHED IT YET its itS THE M TEHY METION ME MOM HOL Y FCUK i can t;breakt h im oginna die nsow WAITN I NEDD TO POST

sorting hat: please dont die on us yo send me the link fam

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DINOSUAR SCREEEECH  

dipshit: Did you mean pterodactyl screech

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THISNK I CAN SPELL THAT NR

dipshit: Honestly I didn’t even spell it right I had to use spellcheck

sorting hat: smh fake fan i bet you cant even name ten dinosaurs

dipshit: Do you want me to try???

sorting hat: no no i do not not right now maybe after school

dipshit: Does spelling count

sorting hat: yup scientific names only too bro no long neck bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ladyblog.tumblr.com/post/324367743289/update-from-the-favs ICAHT STOP YELLING IM SO GETITN G INTORUBLE FOR BEIGS O LOUD BUT HOLY SHI T

sorting hat: dang they look exhaust ed and that akuma really is just stacking cars

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i need a flashing gif thatj us tsays LADYNOIR IS CANON

sorting hat: bro thi s is so accurate to staying up until 3 am tho

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: HE CALLED HER PERFEC T

dipshit: Missed pun opportunity Could’ve said purrfect

sorting hat: im kicking you out

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: MARHSMALLOW I LIVOE U also i think theyr right about it being a kid

sorting hat: but like lb said its really late

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i mean tru

sorting hat: it looks like theyre building a castel or somethng

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: a fortress!!!

sorting hat: yeah!!!

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: to protect them from d r a g o n s or scary things

sorting hat: yo it couldve just been a kid with a nightmare if you by that

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: god whne the girls have a nightmare its ROUGH sometiems nothing will get them back to bed cant blame them i mean one of  the things that helps them is drwing nightmares fuk i woudlnt want to go back to sleep either

dipshit: The akumas building a fortress huh?

sorting hat: idk man we arent talking to the akuma ask chat

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh yeah no that failed

sorting hat: ????

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: he tried to talk to them and they just like picked him up and threw him away some1 submitted a video rip chat noir

dipshit: Sounds painful

sorting hat: rip in pepperoni anyway if you look at the akuma theyre sorta dressed up ya know

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i wanna say ur projecting the castle thing but ur right that thing in their hair looks like a crown

dipshit: Huh you’re right

sorting hat: man i need to sleep akumas are bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i just watche dthe video for the sixth itm e im gnna memorize it

sorting hat: babe please if youre gonna memorize something you should wait for a better vidoe

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THINK THEYLLY SEND A NOTHER

sorting hat: idk why not they sent thsi one

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT FAM oh snap here come the amgic ladybugs there the y go ayyyy

sorting hat: sleep

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok godo plan see u in a few hours 2 cry

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

ahHHH: I cannot bleieve you used our friends to stop an akuma

dipshit: Can you please let me live

ahHHH: I cant believe you sent taht video to alya

dipshit: Did you see how happy she was?????

ahHHH: Oh my god Im going to bed Please actually sleep???

dipshit: Uhh No promises but I’ll try my best

ahHHH: You better Night kittne

dipshit: See you in a few hours Night bugaboo

7:58 in hogwarts house discourse

sorting hat: i want to die

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub has changed their name to ladynoir keeps me living

ladynoir keeps me living renamed this conversation to “life is meaningless”.

dipshit: Optimistic

ahHHH: Fuck m y life and efverythign in it

  16:03

ladynoir keeps me living has renamed this conversation to “what the fUCK”.

ladynoir keeps me living: what the fuc k what thif cuk what teh kcuk WHAT THE ICUK NINO

sorting hat: babe im standing right next to you im processing gimme a fucking second

ladynoir keeps me living: ... 

sorting hat: ok i had a second what

ladynoir keeps me living: whaT ETH FCUK YOU TWO REPSOND YOU FUCKERS BOLTED WHAT HTE UC K

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG WHAT THE FUC K MARI!!!!!!!!!!! ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and dipshit

ladynoir keeps me living: answer uR GODDAMN PHON E I M GODING HUNT U DOWN I F U DONT RESPJNOD  

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: did i just see what i htink i saw correction did alya and i see what we think i saw bro adrien agreste are you here hellllooooooo shit dude

PM between sorting hat and ahHHH

sorting hat: dude dude what was that how long has that been a thing broski marinette goddammit guys

PM between ahHHH and dipshit

dipshit: Uh I’m really sorry about that It just Happened

ahHHH: Its fine Youre fine Its fine Were all fine

dipshit: Are they…?

ahHHH: Yup I have So many messages Oh my go d

dipshit: I’m so sorry

ahHHH: Its both our faults or something

dipshit: You want Alya or Nino

ahHHH: Uh lets do this the simplest way you go nino i go alya Good luck

dipshit: Same to you

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ahHHH: What

ladynoir keeps me living: ok deep breaths do not what me i saw that nino saw that you lived it

ahHHH: lived what

ladynoir keeps me living: U JUST KISSED ADRIEN AGREST E

ahHHH: um

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

dipshit: Hey Nino What’s up

sorting hat: ha ha very funny alyas having a cow but seriously did you and marinette kiss

dipshit: Uhh I mean yes Yes we did There was lip touching going on there It was an accident

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: It was an accident!!!!

ladynoir keeps me living: an aCCIDENT

ahHHH: Were both really tired and we were standing next to each otehr and idont know what happened

ladynoir keeps me living: what did u fall asleep on each others lips or something?!??!??!?!?!? accident?!??????

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: an accident

dipshit: I kind of Wasn’t thinking

sorting hat: really fucknig smooth bro

dipshit: Sue me

sorting hat: no thank s are you two dating now or?

dipshit: No we’re not

sorting hat: but you like marinette before you say no please know i just saw you lock lips and i also am your best friend and also have eyes

dipshit: Ok yes I like her

sorting hat: so are you gonna ask her out

dipshit: Uhh ... ...no I don’t think so

sorting hat: bruh why not??

dipshit: It’s complicated

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: i hate both of u ur actuallt he worst

ahHHH: Im sorry???

ladynoir keeps me living: MAKE OUT ALREADY

ahHHH: Alya stop!!!!! We arent dating or anyhting

ladynoir keeps me going: what hte fUCK why not!!!!! u kissed!!! u 2 talk all the time u make each other laugh u spend a ton of time together u like each other ur dating

ahHHH: Al Im not dating adrien!!!

ladynoir keeps me going: ok fine but u could

ahHHH: By that logic I could also be dating you and nino

ladynoir keeps me going: yes yes u could be

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: complicated??? what about it is complicated?????? you like her she likes you if you havent figured that out by now i dont know what to tell you dude other than maybe all that homeschooling made you worse at social interaction than we thought cause its freaking obvious man like really really obvious

dipshit: It really is complicated, I swear

sorting hat: what?? do you like someone else too or something?

dipshit: Yeah Actually I do

sorting hat: who? ladybug still?? i mean same ladybug is fucking awesome and ive been in a room with teh two of you chemistry and awkwardness but like dont take this the wrong way dude but what are your chances? im not gonna pull an alya and say lb and cn are a thing but how well would dating a superhero really work out? you like mari mari likes you youve already kissed once you guys are so close already might as well just change the relationship status on facebook you know? adrien? ok well think on it dude ill be here if you wanna talk

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: Its not that simple

ladynoir keeps me living: yes it is? do u like him? yes does he like u? yes did u like kissing him? im gonna guess yes is it the asking out part ur scared of cause i can totally bug him into asking u out first

ahHHH: No its not that its just I Its kinda complicated

ladynoir keeps me living: ??????

ahHHH: I cant really

ladynoir keeps me living: mari u ok?? do u need me to come over cause i can

ahHHH: No its ok Im fine

ladynoir keeps me living: did adrien do smth do i need to beat him up

ahHHH: No! No its not him Adrien is perfect

ladynoir keeps me living: sap

ahHHH: Just Give me a minute Ok?

ladynoir keeps me living: ill wait for u to text first

ahHHH: Thanks

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

dipshit: So

ahHHH: So

dipshit: That happened

ahHHH: Yup

dipshit: Nino asked if we were dating

ahHHH: Alya did too

dipshit: Mari I like you a lot

ahHHH: And I really like you too But theres a but right?

dipshit: Yeah You too?

ahHHH: Yeah

dipshit: I think we should just Wait? A little bit?

ahHHH: I was thinking the same thing Not necessarily a long time just Some Time

dipshit: Exactly I mean I’ve been in love with you for months honestly But there’s…

ahHHH: Same here I’ve had a huge embarrassing crush on you since the beginning of the year

dipshit: Glad we’re the same level of awkward and embarrassing

ahHHH: That wasnt our first kiss By the way Just Thought you should Probably know at this point

dipshit: Wait what?

ahHHH: Dark Cupid? You um I needed to break his hold on you and I remembered class and there had been something about a kis sbreaking a spell so Yeah You didnt remember so I didnt say anything Maybe I shouldve I jsut felt Really awkward about it??? Sorry

dipshit: Oh Um

ahHHH: IM REALLY REALLY SORRY

dipshit: It’s fine!!! Really it’s fine It sounds like it’d be awkward to bring up But thanks for telling me I appreciate it

ahHHH: Of course Um Im gonna do some homeowrk so I can go to bed early tonight Hopefully Hawkmoth will leave us alone

dipshit: Oh god I hope so I can’t do another late night That was terrible

ahHHH: That video was awful But it was fun You might sway me on this social media thing yet kitty

dipshit: :3c

ahHHH: Youre the w o r s t

dipshit: I know Let me know if you have any problems with chem or physics I did the homework while she was going over the stuff from yesterday

ahHHH: Its unfair how smart you are

dipshit: Promise you’ll ask for help??

ahHHH: Yeah I promise Dont you have piano today?

dipshit: Yup and I should probably go get ready for that Good luck my lady

ahHHH: You too kitten