#how’d u know?

[pepperpixel]

Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god

[koolaidashley]

I WABT TO SEND A REQ FUCK UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEO… PLAYING GUITAR?

This guitar is horribly drawn but it’s almost 3 am so that’s ok I think

[malevolenter]

love to act surprised when someone on here flirts with me and then drops like smth related to my kinks in the conversation as if i don’t literally post my kinks on here for everyone to see ..

[nicohate]

pjotv hades’ eyebrows are so fun i need to draw the underworld sibs w them

[captainsjack]

every time an author mentions ethan’s supposed military background i immediately have to close out of the fic. girl ethan hunt would not touch the us military with a mile long pole. clearly you never sat for hours on you basement floor on cold ass tile straining your neck up to look at the tv & click through all of the characters’ background files on the mi1 dvd special features . u don’t KNOW him

[lexisism-archived]

,,,, On my way! to draw domestic kavexis grocery shopping fluff

MEL ??!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO HI, HELLO,, HOW ARE YOU…!.!.!.!.! IM INSANE ILY WHAT 😭😭 YOU DONT NEED TOO??? JUST SAY HI BRO TF

[spyderrrman]

art block got me in SHACKLES and this is the closest this’ll get to finished

deserted island core!!!! 🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

Assumption: you don't like mayonnaise

it is THE TRUTH!!!!!!

Mayonnaise sucks 😊

[chocum]

hey sonderrrrrr here's some flowers for ya

🌸💐🌼🪻🪻🌼🌸🥀🌸🪷💐🪷🪷🌹🪷🌹🌹🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🌹🪷🌹🪷🥀💐💐🥀🥀🌹💐🌹🌹💐🌹🌻🌻💐🌹🥀🥀🪷💐💐🥀🪷💐💐🪷🪷💐🪷💐🌹🥀🌹🪻🌻🪻🌼🌼🪷🌹🪷🪷🌹🌹💐🪷🌹🥀🥀🌸🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷💐🥀🥀💐🪷🪻🌹🌼

THANKKK YEWWWWWWW

[erebius-a]

imagine a dnd/fantasy au where jodie raises vic as a druid. instead of a stabby boy hes a flower growing nature boy……

[temptacioun]

dear God you're a fucking weirdo. I'm an atheist but maybe people should start believing in God again to gain morality. Rape? A traumatic event that causes people to kill themselves? And you're writing fan fiction to some mentally unstable whores? Have you been groomed as a child or something?

there’s a block button for a reason, honey. nobody’s forcing you to read what i post <3

[kittenmi1k]

What if I tied you all up uh? What if I tied your legs apart and edged you for hours? What would you do? Thinking about not even letting you release in the end, no matter how much you beg

mm i just wanna be an object for you to use 🥺 don’t know how much edging my poor cunny could take!! you have to let me cum or i’ll scream :((

[sailermoon]

sailor moon fans are so powerful…

[hvnyrt]

hmmmm don’t make me write a fic nowwwww

Jason Todd x Single Mom!Reader

I've been plagued for many months now by the idea of jason todd x young single mom!reader. I literally made this blog this morning just to post this

this is so LONG try as i might to shorten it i've been itching to get all this out of me so enjoy this word vomit i might just make a full fic if i'm feeling extra frisky

You got pregnant in college, and now you’re fresh out of grad school moving to a new city with your 3 year old daughter

You got a job at Wayne Enterprises, leading an important new project. You and your colleagues are invited to the latest Wayne Gala, hosted at the billionaire’s own manor. All these years as a young mother and a student, you hadn’t any experience with such extravagance-- how could you say no?

the party lowkey sucks because it's all old rich people so you sneak out to a balcony where you find a young man drinking whiskey and texting on his phone.

he introduces himself as jason, and his hand is rough and calloused when you shake it, but it's warm and sends a tingle up your arm. (😏)

You chat about your work, he complains about the stuffiness of a life at Wayne Enterprises and you laugh when he warns you to get out while you can (he's joking, of course. not because he thinks it's worth staying but because if you leave he'd never be able to hear that adorable laugh again)

when you go off on a tangent about how excited you are for your project, he's not even listening anymore. the sheer passion that lights up your face has his mind going fuzzy and a full orchestra playing in the background

you're pulled back in before he can get your number :( he's so mopey all weekend he doesn't even have it in him to retaliate when damian makes fun of him for having pink pony club as his top song for this month :(

when you get home your email is flooded with warnings from other parents at your daughter's daycare about a lice scare?? okay, you think, she's definitely not going on monday, you can just bring her to work with you, right? what's the worst that could happen?

the following monday he just happens to show up at the office (He can't just stop by to say hi to his brother who he loves?) (tim calls security almost immediately)

you're not at your cubicle (in a meeting, your desk neighbor informs him) so he mills about the floor like a lost puppy just waiting for you to show up so he can "accidentally" run into you

the woman at the front desk has a chair pulled up next to hers where this little girl with pigtails is sitting, trying to console her as tears stream down her face

jason springs into action, kneeling in front of her chair to ask what's wrong

she just sniffles and holds up her stuffed animal, an elephant whose button eye has popped out, the woman watching her trying to get her to hand it over so she can sew it back on but she wont let go

he goes full grey's anatomy, fussing over the toy like it's in mortal peril and complimenting her for being so brave before gently asking if he can try to fix it

she lets him take it and he uses the woman's travel sewing kit to stitch it back on

she's ecstatic, leaping forward into his arms to give him a big hug

but now she won't let him leave because no he has to have a conversation with the elephant first and introduce himself and give it post-surgery care instructions and listen to it talk about how much she it wants a puppy and he feels like such an idiot talking to that thing but anything to make this little girl smile

she pulls a little picture book from the backpack hung on the back of her chair and asks him to read with her and he can't just say no!

so he plops down on the tile floor and starts reading out loud and even though she's standing next to him craning her neck to see the pictures he's a head taller than her

when you finish your meeting and head back to the front desk to thank gretchen for watching your kid the sight you see makes your heart absolutely melt

jason and your daughter are sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor of Wayne Enterprises as he reads to her, and he's pulling out all the stops, he's doing voices, sound effects, and she's giggling so hard she can't sit up straight

but then they both finally notice you

"mommy!" she yells, running to you and wrapping herself around your leg

you're surprised to see him, but definitely not disappointed, and if what you just walked in on indicated anything, it was that you wanted, nay, needed this man

so now you're flushed and hopeful, mind running with possibilities of why he's here; could it be? he couldn't stop thinking about you either? he came all the way to ask you out?

but jason is also surprised, astounded even, by the miniature carbon copy clinging to your leg saying something about scooby snacks

he's freaking out on the inside

through a tight-lipped greeting he excuses himself with what he hopes is a neutral demeanor (spoiler alert: it's not) and goes home to think

and you obviously know exactly what that was about, one doesn't go through pregnancy at 19 without becoming well-acquainted with the whole catalogue of surprised/judgy reactions

of course you're a mess because the early/mid 20s dating scene is hard enough as it is but with a toddler? forget it, might as well just give up now

you go home to call your best friend and get drunk over face time while she assures you that men aint shit and offers to put a curse on him (you consider it, but how are you supposed to get a lock of his hair?)

he's up all night hating himself for being such an asshole and trying to come up with a scenario in which this works, in which he can have you in his life and also a child and be the red hood because he can't stop thinking about you

so then he just says fuck it and the next morning he shows up at your office with flowers and a puppy stuffed animal and finally asks you out

[urhoneycombwitch]

Hi I'm the one who asked about Stevie's reading taste! I totally agree that he would like something a bit magical (I loved Narnia as a kid so the idea of him enjoying it too makes me a bit 🥹🤧😩) and I also definitely think he enjoys a mystery. I think he'd prefer Stephen King movies to reading horror (I'm imagining Joey Tribbiani putting The Shining in the freezer energy) but I do think he'd love a classic spy novel like James Patterson or Robert Ludlum because he's an old man at heart ❤️ I 100% think he needs to be really gripped by a story to keep going and I agree that he might have some difficulty with his attention span and definitely that school made him think he didn't like reading but maybe having a bookish gf would help to change his mind and this is getting self indulgent so I'll stop

yes!!! I am of the firm belief that reading is for everyone, and if there’s an aspect of it that is difficult/frustrating u gotta switch it up. I think Steve would also love a good audiobook, the on-tape ones from the library :’) he would totally get into his partner’s interests, and take sweet little library dates w/ you <3

[loverofallthingssmart]

my math professor told me he’s going to miss the fact that i stick my tongue out when i focus when i graduate and i don’t know how to feel abt that