#how will gideon take this?

[igotsnothing]

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[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[unreachedgalaxy]

sorry but modern AUs which depict harrowhark as incredibly goth or punk-looking just completely misunderstand harrow as a character. like, yes, aesthetically in the TLT context harrow has goth-like attributes. skull facepaint, bone earrings, etc, etc, i get it. but that's not counterculture for her! in fact, she dresses exactly how the revered daughter of the ninth house is expected to dress - down to the sacramentally shorn haircut.

which brings me to my main point. harrow's not a goth! she's a nun! she wouldn't be wearing chains and spikes, she would be wearing a full habit and a headscarf! she's a religious nun and she accidentally fell in love with lucifer. that's her aesthetic. she was raised in some deeply catholic cult somewhere in buttfuck nowhere and she carries a rosary everywhere she goes. there's your modern AU.

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

let me paint you a picture.

harrowhark nonagesimus is seventeen years old. a young seventeen. a horribly old seventeen. she has known one home in her entire life. she exists wholly and completely to protect it, and she has never treated it with anything but complete and ardent love. these people are not good, they have not been good to her or for her, but they are her family and she is their gaurdian, and it is home. she is a creature of habits and routines, and drearburh is everything she's ever known. she is seventeen.

and she recieves a letter. it offers her everything she needs. a way to protect her family, to save her home, to ensure that everything she knows and loves is safe and prosperous, and that they will never again need as desperately as they needed her. but she has to leave them. she has to leave them for the first time in her entire life, and she may never come back.

she is permitted to bring one person from home. only one. she may not bring the man who raised her, or the woman who advised her, or the vulnerable elderly whose lives she has been carefully extending since she was a child.

she has a cavalier, though. he is the very model of a drearburh cavalier. he is precisely what her competition will be expecting, and he will do whatever she asks of him. she knows he will try to escape, of course, because she knows they've got a shuttle coming. he and his mother will try to steal the shuttle, inevitably, if it arrives.

the solution is simple. cancel the shuttle. bar ortus's mother from the room when the announcement is made. there's nothing the mother can do.

but harrow doesn't do that. she doesn't cancel the shuttle. she wants them to take it. she doesn't want ortus. instead, she spends an entire night wrecking her hands in hard dirt, doesn't even use a shovel in her desperation. she doesn't want ortus.

harrowhark nonagesimus is going to be alone, in an unfamiliar environment, for the first time in her entire life. she is going to be barred from her only home, perhaps forever. she is seventeen years old.

and she wants gideon nav.

[connect404]

HALLOWEEN DRAWINGS !! (not really)

[mayasaura]

Harrow got so unbelievablely horny dreaming about Gideon's rolled up sleeves exposing her lean, taut muscle, a little dewy with sweat and steam but you know what.... thinking about it. Gideon does not disrobe basically ever, except in private to bathe. A tantalizing glimpse of forearm may legitimately be the most Harrow's imagination has to work with

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Me starting GTN after hearing about it from a friend: NEEEEEEED the bone lesbians to kiss

Me finishing NTN: love is all around me and god needs to die.

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

So I’m watching a video of Coalecroux moments, and it included a few scenes from the live shows. And I’m eating while watching, and it’s fine for the most part.

And then it got to the scene where Kremy was retelling a joke that Gideon told a while back. For those unfamiliar (like I was), the joke roughly goes;

“What’s the difference between three cocks and a joke? Kremy can’t take a joke”

Which that in of itself made me laugh, but then I made a mistake of taking a bite when Richie, in Kremy’s voice, said “That’s true”, and I fucking choked on my food when Andy paused, turned to Richie, moved his sunglasses down, and looked at him with such a “what the FUCK did you just say?” Look. And the camera zooming out to show Mikey and Derek giving Richie the exact same look was just the fucking Cherry on top.

How did I not know about how unhinged Richie is in these live shows, I was screaming with laughter from these few clips omg.

[lakesparkles]

Happy Valentine's Day!! Even if this post isn't about it.

Ramona and Gideon's relationship is important to me for personal reasons but in the anime it was so... Nothing. I'm still disappointed about that part so I made a comic about them, basically (it was inspired by that Herb episode in season 1 of Bojack Horseman)

[mrwinifred]

[stupdlollygag]

I never posted anything here but oh well, gideon as chiikawa... He looks pretty stupid

[psychokillermp4]

“Anything for your gongeous” extremely relatable

LISTEN! FR!! The way Gideon Nav has me down bad is catastrophic. I'd do anything for her. However much of a loser simp she is about the beautiful women of Canaan house, I'd be THRICE as bad in the presence of her. I'm not arguing with that buff redheaded lesbian and her GOLDEN BEAUTIFUL EYES, WHATEVER YOU SAY GOREGUS!

[finchisinanest]

something something gordon convincing his partner/s to engange in evil things with him in the most dramatic way possible, something something string of fate or whatever

[solongandgoodnightxoxo]

OKAY GUYS WE’RE GONNA DOA. THINK!!

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[foxymaskmike]

Dear Diary 💥💥💥

[dearherondale]

Im rereading GtN and on my first read I was too focused in trying to understand wtf was going on so I missed how much of a babygirl Palamedes is