#how to chain your dragon

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Blake: Alright, time to roleplay "How to Chain Your Dragon".

Weiss: Uh.... don't you mean "How to Train Your Dragon"?

Yang: (wearing a steel collar with a chain attached)

Blake: (holding the chain leash) .....I said what I said.

[writer-room]

Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.

I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"

And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.

[vaguely-concerned]

the change in zevran's demeanor from mildly annoyed that you're even speaking to him to straight up beaming gleefully during the scene where you give him the dalish gloves... protect him

[moeblob]

10/10 is Lon'qu Day so here we go, a 10 out of 10 family.

[evilartist37]

Guess what

[ashleybenlove]

Astrid just... letting the twins do whatever about Dagur and Mala.

Astrid, probably: Whatever, I guess. We have to wait for Hiccup and Snotlout, their dragons, and Atali.

[sangfielle]

its not as bad as tabris obviously but cousland faces way more misogyny than i remember in her origin

[blep-23]

I’ve been relistening to the How To Train Your Dragon books on audible. And I’m on book 8 and my guy I have thoughts that concludes to:

💞Berserkers💞

And Furious the dragon is sad and relatable and angry. I can dig it.

[valeriefauxnom]

Another Thing That Leonidas Didn't Talk About But I Would Have Rather He Did (Or That We Otherwise Got More Info About)

Three or four eternities ago (read, months) I made a post that speculated that Leonidas was keeping a pet panther that he never talked about based on a curious consistency in artworks, which you can see here if you, too, wish to see his panther he has put jewels on.

But because Leonidas and the rest of his family passed communications with a D- when it comes to familial relations (their father couldn't help them study, having failed the class himself), there's more than one thing hiding in the margins of their lives that they just don't talk about. This time, it's hiding in Gala Mars' story:

Namely, that Mars does not seem to be Leonidas' first dragon.

So essentially Mars killed Leo's pactwyrm (judging by the 'new pact'), and Leo essentially said: Cool, wanna join up? This is a video game, after all.

Oh, Leonidas.

PS: I always will find it funny that Mars, underneath all the mana cylinders embedded in his flesh and what-have-you-not, really just looks like Red Midgardsormr, judging by this Dragalia Mini art. He's even got a yellow highlight under his eyes!

Even his chibi style is pretty similiar to Midgardsormr's!

I do appreciate though that at least Mini!Mars is being fed Leo's curry enough to have cravings of it. Then again, this may not be a special privilege since I'm guessing Leonidas does indeed wish to demonstrate his superiority in all things, including curry-making.

[evilwriter37]

Present for my HTTYD whump discord!

[astrafiammante]

Chain letters are still a thing apparently

@carladuquette tagged me to list 10 of my comfort movies which is finally one of these things I can actually do, but...

God why do I feel so much pressure writing this. Like, who the hell is judging me? It's me. I'm judging myself so hard.

These are in no particular order except in which they occurred to me.

Finding Nemo

How To Train Your Dragon (the ~*music*~)

The Devil Wears Prada

Free Solo (yes I KNOW the dude's insane but the cinematography *chefskiss*)

LOTR (extended editions only)

Pride & Prejudice

Star Wars original trilogy

Muppet Treasure Island

The Princess Bride (IYKYK)

March of the Penguins

[thinkingnot]

Fish

*Nom* wait- does this have bones? ITS YOUR PET!?? *Bleuh* 🧍

….

now a fish meme to distract you *bam!*

edit: so ive just checked and realized this was about the ask game….

i should go drink some water and think about life 🧊 <- this is water

[vaguely-concerned]

spoiler free PSA for the combat side of veilguard: I think the game severely undercommunicates the importance of the 'attack my target' mechanic (i.e. directing the companions to attack specific targets when you bring up the ability wheel)! this not only focuses their damage output, it actually sets up a bunch of gameplay effects and synergies and makes the companions a lot more effective. so if you're struggling or trying to get the most out of the team, that's a good place to start! the different 'attack my target' effects (which upgrade as the game go on and you expand with the caretaker) can be read on the companions' equipment, so you can find something that best fits your playstyle :) I only learned about this in some random youtube video but it's been serving me well, so I now relay this knowledge to anyone who might appreciate it

(also there are skills around the skill tree that can change or improve how basic attacks and attack chains/combos work! you might find that makes for a more fluid gamplay experience)

[iamthescalesofjustice]

still thinking darkspawn chronicles surana

[davinawritings]

How Different Monster Husbands Punish You For Being A Brat

Warnings: Sex, restraints, mentions of biting, mentions of knotting, cockwarming, edging

- Minotaur husband that punishes you by tying your hands behind your back when fucking. He knows how much you like to grab onto his horns when you fuck him and watching you struggle against your restraints pleases him greatly.

- Vampire husband that keeps you on the edge, his cock a slow drag through your wet walls. He bites gently at your neck all night but never sinks his fangs in. As dawn approaches you think he will finally grant you some relief but you are sorely mistaken when he pulls out and leaves you with nothing.

- Orc husband that stretches you out on his big cock but doesn’t let you move at all. No matter how much you cry and apologize, needing him to move, he refuses. Each time you try to move earns a smack to your ass, the skin becoming more raw and inflamed throughout the day. Anytime you finally calm down and start to doze off he gives you one hard thrust, jolting you awake and stimulating you just enough to have your cunt needy again.

- Tentacle monster husband that refuses to fill your cunt but uses his suckers to suction and overstimulate your nipples and clit until they are swollen and sore. The marks will be there for weeks as a reminder for you to behave.

- Dragon husband that hangs you from your lairs ceiling with gold chains, decorated with jewels. He keeps you suspended and at his mercy all day to play with as he pleases, a ruby ball gag keeping you quiet and obedient. His pretty little treasure.

- Werewolf husband that fucks you over and over but refuses to give you his knot. Tears stream down your face as you apologize and beg for it but he just tells you that you need to learn your lesson and brats don’t get rewards.

- Demon husband that binds you in a pentacle and makes you watch as he strokes his thick cock knowing you want nothing more that to taste and fuck it. Ignoring your cries as he releases his cum all over the ground instead of inside you where it belongs.

🖤💕❤️❤️💕🖤