#how to become buff

[fantasykim]

The 2025 Me

I'm what the numbers like to call "over weight" when I'm actually just a normal sized woman, and it's infuriating.

I've decided to take control of my life this year and become the most buff butch lesbian that's ever butch lesbianed.

How will I do this?

Hell if I know, but I think the first step is creating a place where I can work out at home since I literally would rather die than work out in a public place.

Now. How do I dress? How do I get pretty girls to notice me? How do I act?

I've never been a butch lesbian before. So any pointers are welcome. please help, I need it.

[fatedroses]

Zenos gets to have the terrible realization that he is the only prince with the patience to put up with him anymore.

[ichiro-artosaki]

✨bronwynn and eris jr best buds!!!✨

got to do this adorable art collab with @madiineko !!! we drew each other’s tav/durge ☺️💕

[merrysithmas]

at first i was like mmmmmmm idk about this new scrappy skinny scrawny Jim Kirk but as I think about it as resident JTK expert (Phd) I am coming around to the accuracy of post-Tarsus massacre Commander Kirk desperate to embrace the fleeting impermance of happiness by embodying compassion (towards Uhura and La'an) and appreciation for transient silly pleasures (like cookies or hotdogs) AS WELL AS being actively hypervigilant towards his own & other's safety (La'an, The Enterprise vs the Romulans, Uhura) as a trauma response towards the horrors of genocide he experienced first hand.

Also his devil-may-care mien & deep respect towards command in TOS is replaced by a somewhat less likeable ambition to succeed in SNW... another off-shoot to this trauma. We see he has a desire to climb towards rank (for control & protection) yet does not fully embody the ability to handle it with the grace needed to become the legend just yet.

also I've ended up liking the inversion of TOS physical physique that SNW gives us with a more muscular/appearance-oriented (anxious) Spock & a small scrappy (traumatized) Jim ... it appears to be well thought out & a stepping stone to their eventual comfortable self-actualizations in TOS.

[karinasbaby]

so is anyone okay.

[dravidious]

You're more amazing than functionally no rares

Made some Duskmourn cards and also thought about the upcoming set currently known as "Death Race" and got in a vehicle mood

[mayax81]

orms. SORE.

[weaponsdrawn]

can the TTCC team actually just cool it with the buffs please

[sinhasfluffyheadfur]

White Day 2/2

[arolesbianism]

Some doodles I did a couple days ago

[slimslamflimflam]

the guys from the shark tank are the mer pillarmen. the pillarmers

The pillar men are already insanely strong as is, but if you combine that with SHARKS then Joseph literally has not even the slightest chance of lasting more than three seconds

[charlesinator]

Yo, I know I'm more of a metamy poster, but I just remember an old shadikal headcanon I had back when it seemed to be popular on twitter

Also, it kinda lines up with my personal headcanon that Tikal and chaos still live in the ME, just chiller this time

Basically, knuckles asks shadow if he could watch over the master emerald so he can see the world some (or maybe more accurately it'd probably be the other way around, cause I have a feeling you'd probably have to force knuckles to take a vacation because of how devoted to the emerald he is)

Anyways, shadows just chilling, when suddenly a ghost pops out of the emerald

And then they start flirting after a while or smth, I kinda forgor where it went after that

[sangosongo]

To preface i used to be an avid genshin player but I quit for several reasons but I still love seeing fanart and keep up (mostly) with what's happening in the community

Anyways I was thinking about how the last time I logged in was when alhaithams banner went live.

Wished for him after not playing for a month or so, got him, left, never returned ever since.

Think that says a lot about me but honestly I'm just a natural born simp

[narwhalandchill]

ok for real tho i am genuinely so happy for jeans absolutely skyrocketing viability in our post-furina society like. she was my first 5* ever And somehow throughout the years ive managed to pull her c5 before even a single mona or diluc lmao. but ive genuinely had no realistic use whatsoever for her for so long it was kinda depressing. and then furina happens and shes just winning nonstop we love to see it 🥰

[butch-of-the-blades]

the universe knew i’d be unstoppable if i was a buff butch who knows how to build furniture, so it made me a sickly little victorian waif with low muscle tone and a fear of buzz saws

[seithr]

baldur's gate 3 oc guy rambling + someeee act 3 Offhand Sidequest Guy spoilers. me when rhere is a guy who is a dragon 🐉 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

executive decision made abt arque if he had a ingame questline it would b The Dragon's Song about finding something in his archives about a fragmented song-spell created by an alliance of ancient dragons(?) that could grant one's greatest desires (he is literally looking for a granted wish yeah) but the kicker is that Arque is ultimately a man who does not know why he lives and persists and was hoping that along the way he would find OUT what that heart's desire was at all, if he had one meaningful, if he would deserve something at the end of it or is spending all these anguishes on the road just to hope he does something good and memorable for someone else again.

AND obviously in this hypothetical there are more dragonborn in the story. Maybe a travelling band of dragonborn mercenaries in the local area, a clan that prods him about well tell us when you find the dragon's song and return it to us as is Right. No we wont help its not real. But you should return it here. Your kin are everything aren't they we deserve the treasures of our enemy. And Arque is like well oh uh i guess i can . Do this for us (us is a group of people only tangentially related to him but he feels the obligation regardless.) (his *us* has always been his actual folks in baldur's gate but he's been away on his own for so long now he jus.. has no one and needs the connection...)

Arque sorc/bard multiclass canon bc he mentions by the second or so collection of the dragon's song may actually be DOABLE by mortal hands, not only a myth to keep up for story records, should they be magically gifted (and his blood IS, so with pinpricked bloody fingers he picks up his lute) and has to lock in. progressing his story unlocks, evolves a class action/bonus action where he plays fragments of it to different effect a la bardic inspiration—healing/buff or silence/damage, etc—he can "play" without instrument as a pure sorcerer but verbal alone and incomplete somatic gives him a bleed debuff (can't prick your fingers for magic blood? the song makes him cough it up.)

ruffles arque around in my head i'm still thinking how else it'd continue but I'd love an excuse to incorporate Ansur/both him and Arque being "ouuughh the storm of the gate"/storm sorceror-type theme. can you see my vision can you see my thoughts on this guy. what lays dorment rise to start wake thee now the dragon's heart