#how the turn tables etc

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

lmao, i was thinking about today how you were my fav author in my anti ship bsd days. and i used to open your account for new posts every day. then you started your descent in nasty ass incest porn and you dragged me down with you. it’s been the funnest ride ever so far.

NO FUCKING WAY LOL? I'm passing you a cookie or something like. holy shit

sorry i thought this was a hate message at first and had my cursor over the delete button and everything and then i busted out laughing. dude, thanks for being here for so long, genuinely. i've changed a lot as a writer and as a person since i was writing really long essays debating the merits of calling mori a pedophile. i wanna say that it's been for the better. hope you stick around :]

[asleepinawell]

Chapter 7: The Past and the Future

Rating: T

Pairing: Hades/Hythlodaeus

Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV

Chapters: 7/7

Summary:

Set after the events of Past Perfect. After having travelled to the future from Elpis, Hades and Hythlodaeus are adjusting to living in the Warrior of Light’s time period. Between dealing with all they have lost, and trying to learn and change enough to be able to return to the past and save their world they have more than enough to deal with, but perhaps they can find something else along the way. Relationship/character study.

In which Hades attempts to have a much-needed conversation.

[helenofblackthorns]

help I was reading a random post cc wrote after City of Glass was published & some of the answers were kinda funny but the final note is so insane I have to share it

[ieromoon]

my dad told me that he'd listed me as his emergency contact for his dentist and imagine my horror when i realised i am a 29yo grown adult and not the irresponsible child i still feel like

[larkthorne]

everyone: I bet you're sooooo done being pregnant right!??

me: idk actually, I'm enjoying late pregnancy, I'm treasuring this quiet time with my husband preparing our home and minds to intentionally welcome our son, he can take all the time he needs I hope he's cozy in there! 🥰💞🤰✨️💗

my beloved beautiful baby and my body, conspiring together, adding on new discomforts every hour: lmao watch this *they high five*

[mejomonster]

My mom does art pours, I took some photos, she's working on setting up a shop for prints soon

[ravenkings]

one of the funniest things to come out of this is conservatives accusing trump of being “too woke” bc he has a female secret service agent

[rickybaby]

💀

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[ruiconteur]

i desperately want to read 琉璃美人煞 to see if there's more genderfuckery in it but rn my head is just too full of 都凤 to pry myself away from lofter. going insane as ever over 禹司凤是我的贴身妖奴，你敢伤他，我就要了你的命 this line lives rent-free in my head. insane!!!!

[saintqueer]

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[pepprs]

blogging through the tears tuesday lol

[dynamitekansai]

Mina Shirakawa has left Cosmic Angels with Club Venus to become their own individual unit. Waka Tsukiyama left with her.  [MAYU IWATANI LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE]

[queen-scribbles]

....Evony won.

[tmema]

keep looking at the clock like im pretty sure its past my parents bedtime why are they still up

[beeapocalypse]

haunted once more by a dumb character idea