#how tF

[cxsmicvega]

Shoutout to AuDHD kids who were told to just "be who you are" but then when you were, you got told "no not like that".

[hatchet-boy]

Forever thinking about Sam Winchesters complete lack of trigger discipline. How did that even happen. How did that happen in real life and how did that happen in-story. Did jarpad give him fuck-awful trigger control on purpose? Guy from Texas who presumably grew up with and around guns enough to at least not be an idiot with them?? Or does he naturally have none and passed the habit onto his character? How would John Winchester, a vet, who deals with guns every day, who clearly was able to train Dean well enough in that, ever allow this to happen? I have. So many questions about this. Or maybe only one. This has been haunting me for months.

[leclerking]

WHAT IN WITCHCRAFT 😭😭

[weirdcoregal35]

Have you ever thought of doing a rp with sonas!

OOOH! That would be cool!!

…How does that work though-

[isuckatgaymes]

live footage of me reading star catcher:

"...TWO YEARS AND THEY ARENT DATING????"

"A CHEEK KISS AND THEY ARENT DATING??"

"THEY CUDDLE ALL THE TIME AND THEY ARENT DATING????"

"HASHSKDSOSH BIRTHDAY"

basically what i'm saying is that it's crazy they somehow still aren't dating and i love it and i can't wait for them to get married

[sugurugetoshairbrush]

warrant out for whoever took this pic of my handsome misunderstood felon mid-break up and post-crashout

[smash-demons]

I sware I look at this fucker and I think:

HOW. How tf did you let this happen my guy.

HOW TF

[jarrensweb]

i refuse to believe that this man is 28, goodnight and he looks like the big bad wolf dressed up as grandma in that rope.

[penpen363]

Yk when xie lian swallows swords? Where does it come out of? Does it come out? 😭😭 I’m so confused like if it come out the normal way (ass) wouldn’t that hurt 💀😭

[saturnzskyzz]

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙

Lee! Sal Ler! Larry & brief Gizmo

(Found this on Pinterest)

Summary: sᴀʟ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴅᴀʏ ᴜɴᴘᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀᴛ ʜɪs ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴀʀʀʏ, ᴛᴏᴅᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇɪʟ.

Warning: swearing and this is a tickle fic. If that's not your forte then feel free to scroll right past! Safe travels! :]]

---

Divider credits

FUCK! It was a long day.. The loads and piles of getting boxes to pack was exhausting, to say the least. Immediately unpacking it all just might have been the worst part of it.. Not to mention the boxes afterwards going to waste in a storage unit. There was a lot of organizing and putting everything together. A lot of cleaning, talking, exchanging, agreeing and disagreeing, the PAPERWORK! You can tell by now how much all that is to just move into an apartment.. JUST AN APARTMENT! imagine what it's like moving into a HOUSE..

Anywho,

Sal was tired as hell. I mean who wouldn't, given the circumstances? But now that Sal is completely finished, he can finally relax- wait.. Is he forgetting something?

"It feels.. Empty. Too empty." Sal had whispered out loud to himself. Of course things would feel empty and Lonesome, it's a new place- new environment! What is there to feel crowded and warm inside when you're all alone in the apartment-

"GIZMO!" Sal randomly shouted.. Wow, Thanks for interrupting. The boy was right however, cause Gizmo was no where to be seen. All the moving and stuff had Sal so physically and mentally tired that the thought of his own cat swept his mind.

So,

For any logical young man to do in these drastic circumstances is to go retrieve their pet.

And retrieve he did!

Not even 5 minutes later, Sal had brought his cat home just in time to see Larry and Neil sitting in the living room area.

"Oh, hey Sally face!" Larry said enthusiastically. He had gotten up from his place to greet Sal and Gizmo by resting his arm on Sal's shoulder, and using the other hand to gently pet the unbothered feline.

"Do you really have to rest your arm on me everytime you see me?" Sal asked while moving his shoulder to try and get the taller's arm off. (It didn't work by the way.)

"As your brother, I am obligated to annoy the absolute shit out of you,, C'mere Sally!" Larry then wrapped his arm around Sal's neck without any actual force, causing the shorter to stumble on his feet, and started to give him a noogie.

"Wait- ssh-Ow!! Laharry?! Quit ihit, that huhurts!" Sal yelped in surprise, still holding Gizmo with pride. The blue headed guitarist tried to get out of his brother's hold, but it was to no avail.

"C'mon Sally~ if you don't want a noogie, then I'll give you my special Larry~ Annoyance!" the older stopped his noogie attack to dart his hands to Sal's sides.

"AAH! Lahaharry! W-wahahait!" Sal, a nervous wreck, panicked with how he's going to hold onto Gizmo without dropping him and feeling bad for the rest of that evening. Although the tabby was unbothered by all the moving, Gizmo couldn't help but to look up at Sal with a confused expression on his fur.

"Awe, look at Gizmo! He's curious about you, Sal." Neil chipped in on the commotion, looking fondly at Gizmo who tried to sniff out the sounds that were coming from Sal. The curious feline got close enough to the boy's neck, and continued to sniff out the sounds.

Unfortunately for Sal, the feeling alone, as well as the whiskers, had made the tingly sensation worse through out his body. He had become weak to the knees, but still had enough strength to keep himself up so he doesn't end up falling and possibly hurting his cat.

"Nohoho Gihizmo,, cuhuhut it ohout!" Sal said quickly. He was thankful that his mask was on so no one could see how beat red his face has gotten.

"Awee, look at that! Gizmo is one curious cat, isn't he?" Larry said, still owning up to his name and tickling the shit out of Sal.

"Ihihi'm gohohoing to ahahactually kihill you laharry!" Sal tried to sound threatening, but with how his childish giggles were betraying his usual mysterious image, it was hard to take him seriously.

"Oh no! I'm so~ scared! I need to hide.. But where?" Larry acted out in a scared tone to make Sal laugh even more like the tickling sensation and Gizmo's very affective sniffing wasn't enough already. To drag out his act, he moved his hands around Sal's torso and ribs like he was trying to find something, but really was acting on trying to "hide".

"StohAHahp!! Ihihi'm gohoing toho fahAAH!" unfortunately for Sal, his psychic-like powers were pinged correct as Larry darted his hands in Sal's underarms, and this caused the shorter to lunge slightly forward while bringing himself and Gizmo down to the floor.

Larry followed however, trying to use his strength to level the fall so the landing doesn't hurt his brother too bad, as well as startling Gizmo as much.

Luckily for the both of them, Gizmo took this as a sign to finally get off of the panicked boy, and strut over to Neil who was still watching the scene unfold on the couch. Amused as ever.

"LAHAHARRY! IHIHI- stahaha- *snort* Pleahaha-!" The poor boy was too ticklish to form any words, much to his dismay.

"Hoholy Macorle! This is hilarious! Neil! You should video this for Ash." Larry suddenly said, still keeping his hands in Sal's underarms.

"NO NO NO!,, Dohohon't!" Sal swung his head from side to side to emphasize how he doesn't want ash to see this side of him. Of course, they've had their tickle fights, but to have it taped and sent out?? That's too embarrassing!

Unlucky for Sal, however, Neil did what was asked and pulled out a recorder to send to Ashley.

"Hey, Ash! It's Neil. Just wanted to make this short video to show this adorable scene of Larry tickling the shit out of Sal!" Neil proudly announced, aiming the camera to Sal.

"NOHOHO! Pohohoint Thahahat thing ahahAWAAY- LARRY!!" Sal suddenly screeched while trying to block out the camera view when Larry suddenly hit a weak spot.

"Mahan! If only if you were here, Ash. His reactions are priceless." Larry said loud enough for the phone to hear.

The embarrassing blush that formed on Sam's check were thankfully not shown with his mask in the way, but damn was he getting sweaty from under that mask because of it.

"Ohohkay, you hahaha- had yohour FUN! plehehease stohop." sal pleaded. He was growing tired from the laughing, and both Larry and Neil knew it.

Larry thankfully seized his onslaught and let sal basically lay there to recover.

He basically curled up and took heavy breathes to try and calm down, still havin a bit of a giggle fit from the phantom touches.

"Alright, well Sal seems to be done, so hopefully you enjoyed his mihisery. Bye ash! Guys, say bye!" Neil suddenly said, catching Sal by surprised by him stopping his breathe for a second before completely drowning in his own embarrassment.

"Bye Ashley!! Don't forget you're coming over this weekend! See ya later." Larry said happily, waving at the camera while also patting Sal's back for a dramatic show for the girl.

"Plehease don't send that to Ahash!" Sal begged, looking up to stare and Larry and Neil.

"Don't worry, Sally. Ash already knows you're ticklish, so it's nothing new, haha." Neil said, analyzing the video that was proudly heard by the others.

"If you really don't want us to send that video to Ash, then we won't. Promise on my life, dude." Larry said sincerely. He stuck out his pinky finger to Sal with a genuine smile to show that he was actually telling the truth.

Sal was about to lift up his own hand to connect his pinky with Larry's until they both heard Neil gasp in surprise.

"Oh no.. I'm so sorry dude, I accidentally sent the video while Larry was talking.. I can try to delete the video, but she's already looking at the video." Neil said, apologetically. Still going by larry's word, he deletes the video and explains to Ash about Sal's embarrassment; reasulting in Ash being understanding of it.

"It's okay, I guess.. Let's just hope she doesn't try anything while over here for the weekend." Sal said nervously.

Yeah.. This weekend..

[spiritcc]

Soviet Summer Club(tm): June Verne

The summer season is upon us and we start it off with something very familiar and unfamiliar simultaneously.

So you know how we watch In Search For Captain Grant every gotdamn summer, how about a revelation that this was apparently the first part in a trilogy. Where the second part is 20k leagues under the sea. Where the third part is the Mysterious Island. Where all three have been adapted in the USSR at some point. tf. So this whole June will be about Verne and mostly about this really weird revelation:

Last Sunday we've had Verne's shitty 15yo Captain, and for the next two weeks:

FRIDAY 6TH/SUNDAY 8TH - GRANT episodes 1-4 FRIDAY 13TH/SUNDAY 15TH - GRANT episodes 5-7

Followed by Captain Nemo (concrete dates tbc), followed by the Mysterious Island, and then finished off with a nice Zeman feature.

All the usual time, 10pm Moscow, over on hyperbeam

[that-random-outsider]

God the girls in squid game are so pretty wtf like I'm definitely watching this for the plot at this point

[forestdeity]

don’t understand how people fall asleep with the tv on to begin with but especially to shit like star wars

[juvive-1234]

Question of the century how does Jannick have a wife.

[digital-dumbass]

still can’t believe this guy canonically pulls

[kaeya-senpai]

Tucasa screenshot redraw