#how many times do we have to teach you this lesson

[space-mouse]

here's the link

list of school districts, pick whichever sparks joy

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

[notmorbid]

the story hour.

dialogue prompts from the story hour: a novel by thrity umrigar.

i'm tired of being so far from family.

i don't trust myself to be alone with you.

do you really hate ____ so much?

i'm gonna tell you something, okay? something i should have told you long ago. but i couldn't.

if it's nothing, why are you shaking like a leaf?

is this what burnout feels like?

you're as trapped as i am.

jokes are funny. this is not funny.

you're not wicked. you're just in pain.

you want my story?

my mother always said where there's a will, there's a way.

i don't do well with routine, i guess.

i'm very happy to have reconnected with you.

how would you like to spend the few hours we have left?

maybe everyone is entitled to one harmless fling.

just because you're _____ doesn't mean everyone else is.

love is not coming for me.

i'm scared to go home.

never refuse a gift of food. it's all the poor have.

it's far easier to blame the world than to look at your own self.

nobody wants to take responsibility for their own behavior anymore.

everyone's looking for a scapegoat.

are you making a pass at me?

it's so peaceful to sit here.

when i look at you, do you know what i see?

god listens until he's fed up with you. then he teaches you a lesson.

business is good, i hope?

this is really blurring the lines, you know.

you are my friend. i'm sorry i denied it.

i'm sorry. i just reacted.

is it me, or is it hot in here?

what do you need me to do?

you can't give up now. look how far you've already come.

are you trying to pick a fight with me?

that's it? no explanation?

would you join me for a cup of tea?

you're safe now. nobody will hurt you again.

why are you doing this? what are you getting out of it?

everybody has a hungry heart.

i've loved every moment i've spent with you.

i have to tell you a secret. something bad.

whatever it is, you'll feel better after you tell me.

why are you not saying anything?

i'm tin. you are gold.

you have more money than sense.

i'm old enough to be your ____.

why didn't you just leave?

you cannot run from your kismet.

why now, after all this time?

grace is neither cheap nor free. it has to be earned.

we can't be responsible for other people's reactions to us.

you're sick. i'll make you soup.

i need to see you before i leave.

damn, you're cold.

that's all it takes: a moment's forgetfulness.

if you're not happy, what chance is there for me?

you're so many things to me, but never ordinary.

we are earthbound creatures, no matter how tempting the sky.

can i sit with you for a few minutes?

you've never looked more beautiful?

family has to take you back. that's the whole point of family.

after all these years? just like that?

if i ask you something, will you answer honestly?

you look as far away as the moon.

what do you want from me?

[unlimited-cosmic-power]

Fire God Liu Kang: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!

[dadanime]

Everyone wants to talk about how bad a father Goku is but nobody wants to bring up that Gohan only has one character arc and we just keep repeating it every couple years.

[unlimited-cosmic-power]

"How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, Ghidorah?!"

we're fucked

[darthsuki]

[wes-laye]

Siblings WIP

[wendytestabrat]

stop gaslighting us lol

[despazito]

More misleading pigeon posting, this look is achieved by plucking feathers and doesn't happen naturally.

[brainrotcharacters]

Logan's kinda stupid (affectionately. No one's fuckin attacking that senior citizen here istg) in that heart to heart with Laura

"You might not know it, but you're a good man, Logan."

"You might not know it, but apparently, I'm the worst Logan."

Bobo! Tonto! The worst Wolverine, not the worst Logan!

[give-grian-rights]

hey my mcytblr guys YOUR REMINDER TO STAY OUT OF THE MIENCRAFT TAGS. fanart/memes for our guys do not go into the minecraft tags guys!!!!

[strifesolution]

stop asking ccs about shipping boundaries i'm gonna kill you guys

[naffeclipse]

Reading Apex Polarity made me wonder if William Afton became a siren when he fell into the water finishing off a mother siren. He "always comes back" in some way and i wonder if that's the case. That would be a huge threat to orca siren eclipse and y/n.

Pawpaw Willy as an old, half-rotten, purple-fleshed shark siren still prowling the Arctic waters after Eclipse's mother did what she could to kill him would be something he'd pulled. And as a final threat to Eclipse and his mate? Oh, Eclipse would make the ocean red with Afton's blood—what's left of it anyways. This madman took everything from Eclipse once. He won't allow it to happen again.

[holdingup-fallingsky]

Anyway, Daniel’s a brother send tweet

[aquaquadrant]

ah, new life series, new influx of people using the hermitcraft tag in all their spoiler-containing posts for no reason.

they are separate series, y’all. if you aren’t actually referencing anything related to hermitcraft, there’s no reason to cross-tag. they have their own tags. try ‘secret life smp’ or ‘traffic smp’ or ‘life series smp.’ pretty please?

[putting-eddie-munson-in-places]

send him to bikini bottom 

he’s on vacation