#how could it get more pure and wholesome and precious . . .

[ultravioletrayz]

Just imagine Miguel being so needy he can’t even put it inside he just dry humping you from the back just to get off

STAWP I’VE ACTUALLY BEEN FANTASISING ABT THIS FOR MONTHS!!

Pairing: miguel o’hara x f!reader

Warnings: 18+, intercrural intercourse/outercourse (basically just thigh fucking and grinding lol), somnophilia, needy!miguel, morning sex, soft sex

Summary: miguel got home late last night and wakes up needy... too needy

A/N: i am a firm believer that big beefy men whimper in the sheets, try to change my mind!!

Word Count: 1.1K (unedited)

Work at the Society was becoming increasingly more draining for Miguel. All he wanted was to be with you, staring at your beautiful face, making you laugh, playing with your hair, fucking his cum deep inside you and making you scream his name. Leaving you each morning made him crave you even more. He yearned to be able to turn around in bed and just watch as you continue to sleep through the alarm, admiring the way your soft lips part as you breathe softly. You were his precious girl, and it was a sick joke that the minuscule act of the two of you getting to wake up alongside each other was always interrupted by the Society.

This morning, Miguel was recovering from a particularly taxing mission from the night before. An anomaly in some 18th-century dimension caused practically irreversible destruction, yet of course, Miguel had taken it upon himself to do the impossible and fix the mess some other Spider-People created. He had stumbled into your shared apartment at an unholy hour, practically collapsing by your side in bed, falling asleep the second his head hit the softness of his pillow. His suit had dissolved as he snuggled up behind you, leaving his naked body pressed against your ass.

Which is how he had woken up, his dick already hard as his sharp, red eyes flutter open and peek under the covers at the sight of your little panties riding up the smooth flesh of your thighs. Miguel’s heart hammers in his chest as he bites his bottom lip and groans softly, the need to feel you, any goddamn part of you, in his arms becoming unbearable. You look like an angel, hair covering and framing parts of your face as your chest rises and falls with such delicacy, your thick, smooth, gorgeous legs tangled in amongst the warm blankets. He’s lost in a trance of pure awe and admiration for the goddess he has the privilege of sleeping beside, and fantasies of what he wishes he could do to that sexy body of yours soon plague the once wholesome thoughts in his mind.

He glances over his shoulder at the alarm clock, yet to go off, taking note of the time. In any other scenario, Miguel would have been pissed that he had woken up before his morning alarm, but this morning was different. It allowed him to release some of his exhaustion, some of his desperation to feel your soft body wrapped around him. 

Slowly and carefully to avoid waking you up, he spits on his hand and gives his fat, leaky cock a few pumps to moisten the tan skin before sliding it in between your closed thighs as you remain peacefully asleep on your side. He moans at the contact between his shaft and your slightly moist panties, his thick, bulging arms wrapping around your midsection from behind, tan, chiseled face buried in your hair as he inhales the sickeningly sweet scent of your shampoo. The pent-up sexual frustration within him threatened to explode just from the familiarity of your soft, smooth body.

He pulls back cautiously, his length dragging against your squishy thighs and clothed cunt which elicits a few whiny moans from his lips before he pushes his hips up against your plump ass. Miguel’s hunger for you is insatiable. In any other circumstance, he’d be moving your panties to the side and prodding his dripping tip into your tight entrance. But Miguel couldn’t bear to lose the warm feeling your thighs were providing for his needy dick to bother with going all the way, too blinded by lust and the breathy sighs leaving your sleeping form to try for anything more. 

Miguel grinds his dick between your jiggly thighs at a steady pace, nuzzling his face into the back of your neck and whimpering against your unconscious body, the slick from within your little panties trickling down your legs and making it easier for Miguel’s member to glide against your pussy. You begin to stir in your sleep, thighs clenching around Miguel’s cock as you react to the arousing sensation of him between your legs.

“M-Migs?” You whisper, looking over your shoulder to see the look of sheer ecstasy on your lover’s face as the tip of his cock catches on your clit with each sloppy thrust between your thighs, making both of you moan in unison. Miguel kisses your forehead, his pace only increasing now that you’re awake.

“Missed you so much, cariño,” He whines, his fingers gripping onto the flesh of your tummy as he angles his hips so that his dick presses between your clothed folds with every thrust. “Looked so pretty in your sleep. Needed- shit! Needed to feel you.”

You moan and throw your head back against his chest, grinding your ass against his pelvis as you keep your thighs tight around his cock, your gaze dropping to his tip dipping in and out of the space between your legs. His arms snake down to your hips, one hand reaching underneath your panties to play with your clit as his member drags back and forth against the silky smooth skin of your thighs. Whiny moans, whimpers, and heavy breathes fill the bedroom as Miguel lazily humps you from behind, the morning sunlight seeping in through the window and illuminating your intertwined, dishevelled bodies as you rock and bump against each other in sync, both desperate to feel each other and reach your climaxes.

“I’m gonna-” You whine, desperately rolling your hips to grind your clothed pussy against Miguel’s throbbing dick.

“I know, baby, I know,” Miguel whispers, his voice still raspy and deep from his sleepy state, his lips hungrily kissing and nibbling at the sensitive skin of your neck as his balls slam into your ass and his length feverishly rubs against the cushiony heat of your upper legs, fingers still toying with your throbbing bud. “Come for me, hermosa.”

The sound of his morning voice, coupled with his needy embrace makes you come undone, the juices of your release soaking through your panties and coating Miguel’s thick cock. The sudden feeling of your warmth covering his dick makes Miguel’s brain go fuzzy as he cums all over your thighs, the thick substance glistening on your smooth skin as he whimpers and groans. “So good, mi niña linda, so fucking good.” (my beautiful girl) He pants, grabbing the side of your face and turning your head so that he can admire the sleepy expression on your stunning face. "Te amo." (I love you)

The alarm clock goes off, the sound blaring throughout the bedroom. He sighs and plants a quick kiss on your lips, which are still swollen from sleep, as he starts to roll out of bed and get ready for another mind-numbing day of work.

“Be ready for me when I get home, cariño.”

He's so cute I just wanna give him a hug :(

[dearhargrove]

Heyyy!! I have another eddie diaz request if that's okay? This time Eddie is planning to propose to reader and is a bit nervous but possibly gets chris involved holding a sign and turns around to eddie on one knee? Or they're at home getting ready for bed and he just proposes there and then as he can't think of a more perfect time. The first idea could be at home or the firehouse? All cute adorable and fluffy. Thank you!

Proposal

summary You're scared when Eddie calls you and tells you to urgently come to the firehouse - turns out there's no reason to be scared.

word count 1170

tags just pure fluff, Chris is a precious angel and I'll fight for him w my life

a/n unsure about this but here we go!! Thanks for the request <3

masterlist

You're preparing dinner when your phone rings - the ringtone you'd picked specifically for Eddie.

“What's up?” You ask, putting him on speaker so you can keep your focus on the vegetables you're chopping.

“Can you come over? To the station?” He doesn't sound relaxed - as you'd expected - but instead he sounds stressed and nervous, speaking hushed and fast. “Uhm, yeah. What's going on, Eddie?”

You hear him clearing his throat but he doesn't answer your question, “Just please come over.” Now you were actually freaked out. Wasn't he in the middle of a shift? Why would he need you to come over? Chris was at school and all of your mutual friends were with him.

Before you can try getting him to talk and explain what's going on he hangs up, leaving you in the dark.

You shove the vegetables into a Tupperware box and store them in the fridge before grabbing your keys and hurrying to your car.

When you arrive about ten minutes later you almost forget to lock your car, already calling for Eddie. Noting how instead of the usual buzzing around of several people, the firehouse seemed empty.

“Eddie?” You call out again, walking between the firetrucks with your phone clutched in your hand as you'd forgotten your purse in the hurry.

Huffing when you can't find him you stop walking and look around again, “Eddie! I came as quickly as I could, where are you and what was so urgent?” You hope he's the one hearing you and not some colleague you'd never met because that would just be embarrassing.

He looks over the railing of the loft, a pinched expression but otherwise fine expression on his face. He didn't seem to be in pain nor in any haste - you were getting gradually more annoyed by the fact you had sped here, expecting some grand emergency.

“Come up,” he says and licks his lips, a habit of his when he is nervous. You squint suspiciously and walk up the stairs.

When you do, he stands at the end of the stairs, blocking your vision from the rest of the loft.

“Eddie? What the hell is going on?”

He swallows and you can see some sweat beading on his forehead and temple. Worriedly you put the back of your hand against his forehead, not feeling any high temperature which simply confuses you more. He stares basically blankly at you before finally moving again.

“Baby,” he starts and at any other time you would've immediately smiled and melted into a puddle of adoration for this man, but right now you're slightly pissed he'd stressed you for seemingly no reason.

“We've been together for almost two years.” He keeps going and you nod slowly. What is he getting at?

“I love you. More than anything else.” You smile and chuckle a bit, “Excluding Chris…” He looks down with a short laugh and nod, “He loves you too.”

“Eddie, this is super cute and wholesome but why did you want me to come here for that? Any near death experiences I should know about that prompted this?”

He bites his lip and shakes his head. He slowly and gently intertwines his hand with yours and kisses the back of yours, holding eye contact. It makes you smile and fluster, looking to the side with a shy smile.

“There's no one in this world I could imagine being a better woman to me than you. You complete me and Chris. And I want to… I want to ask you something.”

It feels so surreal what he's hinting at that you don't believe your own intuition, simply wiping your eyes, “Eddie, don't make me cry I'll look like a panda,” you warn for a lack of a reaction, hoping your mascara at least survived the first few tears.

He chuckles and then slowly gets on one knee, your hand still cradled in his. You can't contain your sob when he kneels, making it clear what he's going to ask you.

Instead of asking the question he looks over his shoulder where Chris starts walking your way, a sign in his hands with that exact question on it. When Chris stands next to Eddie and looks at you with that adorable smile you can't help but sob, quickly reaching out to pull him into your arms and kiss the top of his head.

Catching Eddie's gaze you nod your head and bury further into Chris, “Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!”

The boy in your arms giggles and drops the sign to wrap his arms around your waist. “Told you, dad!” He calls and you laugh tearily.

“Yeah, you did, bud.” Eddie smiles fondly and wraps his arms around both of you. You see Buck motioning Chris to come to him, which he gladly does, considering Buck is still Christophers hero, and you hide your face behind a hand as Eddie slowly slides a ring onto your left hand.

There's an applause behind you from the rest of your closest friends, Chris sitting on Bucks hip as he giggles.

However you're focused entirely on the man in front of you, his hazel eyes teary as well when he kisses your knuckle and leans his forehead against yours.

“Te amo mucho, mi amor,” he mumbles against your forehead and kisses it, making you laugh happily. He wipes the last of your tears tenderly and you look at him with pure adoration.

“I love you so much.” He smiles and someone yells - you're pretty sure it's Buck because a smaller, high pitched voice echoes the same word - ‘kiss!’.

You shake your head in amusement but are caught off guard when Eddie surges forward and passionately and deeply kisses you, one hand holding you by your neck and the other still holding your left hand.

“Ew,” Chris says loud enough for everyone to burst into laughter and you and your now fiancé to laugh as well and break the kiss.

“What?” He asks offended when Buck pinches his side (though he looks like he could very well be the one to make Chris voice their shared distaste for the PDA).

You smile at the people you considered family, especially when Bobby clears his throat and points to the already set table, “Dinner’s ready, so let's eat!”

You sit between Eddie and Chris, the former's hand never leaving your thigh, yours laying on top.

“I just realized this means we're gonna have to deal with their PDA every day now…” Buck mentions, looking genuinely scared.

Hen seemingly kicks his shin under the table because he yelps and flinches before pouting and raising his hands in mock surrender. And wow, you couldn't be happier.

[fairlyabookie]

Having a Crush

Author’s note: this has to be the most embarrassing post I’ve done in ages ✨ I milked the heck out of this,,

Content warning: wholesome | what do they do if they have crushes

Sebek always prioritizes his work as guard more than his personal feelings; sure, he is a guard responsible for Malleus’ wellbeing, but he forgets that he is a growing boy. His understanding of love is barebones - a mere concept fantasized by his mother and older sister. At first, he’d dismiss the sheer idea of falling in love, declaring that protecting his master is paramount than getting involved in juvenile romance.

For Sebek, falling in love would be described as looking at a profound art piece and decipher its meaning; he’d be captivated to the point of near distraction. Lilia would pick on the small missteps from Sebek, teasing the younger off his guard when he thinks he is by his lonesome.

Most classmates would notice that Sebek speaks about Malleus in a lesser degree, much to their relief, and instead, see him in a more dazed state, mumbling to himself about ‘a strange feeling’ he picked up a while ago. At least he wasn’t talking their ears off.

Sebek knew better not to involve his personal feelings; surely, he can talk to Lilia and brush it off. Boy was he wrong, Malleus and Lilia would tease Sebek about it, often times asking him who the lucky person he may be crushing on. Often times, he’d fall for this and solemnly swear to Malleus not to let his feelings be in the way of his duties as a guard.

When his feelings reach its peak, his boisterous demeanor would act as a facade, his praises towards Malleus a means to protect his precious heart until his crush speaks to him. A smile from them shatters the dignity he had built for himself, his words coming to a halt. He falters, stumbling upon his words as he struggles to save face. His pure, young heart wasn’t prepared for that deadly weapon..

Epel would face love head on, throwing himself into the tumultuous change of friendship-turned-love with a confession and a certainty that would showcase his assertiveness.

He has heard many romantic stories from his hometown: love at first sight, childhood friends turned lovers, and so on - such stories were cheesy; alas, those stories set some foundation for him about love.

Epel falling in love would be akin to harvesting a ripe apple after a long season, sweet and fruitful. A friendship blossoming into something anew, Epel’s heart would lurch as soon as he glimpses shy glances from his crush, a ghost of a smile gracing their lips - their happiness his happiness and he was willing to keep it to himself.

Profoundly so, his crush would motivate him to assert himself in his growth, from his studies to his skincare routine. He will work hard to show his crush that he is capable of their love by his strength alone! This effort would be noticed by Vil and Rook, of course, who’d root for their young potato to blossom into the beautiful Crabapple he can be.

In the face of his crush, he’d show them how capable he can be, from showing off his tricks in MagiShift, offering help when they need it, and use every moment he can spare to spend more time with them. He will let his efforts show that he is ready for love.

Who would’ve thought that Riddle Rosehearts would have a crush on someone, such a fact would flabbergast himself and the whole dorm. Riddle would be over his head - who could love him in this state? Did they like him merely because he was the Dorm Leader, or he showed prowess in his magic? The poor Riddle would overthink everything to the point of almost breaking all the rules established by the dorm.

Riddle thought he’d keep it to himself, but he let it slip amongst the third years (and endure Cater’s teasing) where it spreads like wildfire that THE Riddle Roseheart has a crush on someone. Some residents would be willing to be wingmen for Riddle, much to his chagrin, and some residents would keep to themselves, betting on who would confess first.

The topic of who is Riddle’s crush would float about the dorm for weeks until he threatens the collar. Riddle would like to keep the topic about his crush to a minimum, thank you very much. He loathed himself from oversharing too much, and so he had to focus and figure out how to navigate his friendship while maintaining his duties as a student and dorm leader.

Others would notice Riddle being absentminded, more lenient with his punishments than his usual, and being more conscientious with his indulgences. His self-discipline would falter, even crumbling at the mere mention of his crush or at the sight of them.

Amidst the chaos, he’d try his best to fathom the sentiment, the words to properly convey his feelings (with the support of his residents in the background). Besides, he considers his crush a good friend, if not, someone who he can rely on. For the boy may not know a lot of things beyond the books he’d study from, he hopes to explore love beyond the pages.

[shy-writer-999]

Taking a bath with Zoro and getting squeaky clean

WARNING: MINORS DNI. THIS IS NSFW CONTENT.

Author’s note: Reader (afab) takes a bubble bath with Zoro and he ‘cleans’ you. ~2k words with some minimal plot at the beginning.

CW: Fingering, a bit of edging, dirty talk (“good girl”), praise, and a doozy of an orgasm. This has been on my mind for a while and it's neeeaaaasstty. Enjoy! ଘ(✿˵•́ ᴗ •̀˵) (´ ᴗ｀✿)

Taking a bath with Zoro and getting squeaky clean

You and Zoro had been flirting around the idea of taking a bath together for weeks. When it finally happened, you took turns washing each other. The bath water was warm and sudsy, full of scented bubbles that sparkled in the water. It was a collection of precious moments, laughing together and bonding so wholesomely and with so much care. You washed Zoro’s hair, sitting behind him, scrubbing up his mossy strands and slowly, delicately dumping small cups of water over it to rinse out the soap. You used a washcloth and soap and scrubbed his back, leaving kisses on his neck and in soft patterns across his shoulder blades.

Zoro felt the overwhelming need to cherish your tenderness towards him, a rendition of love that he had never felt, a language that he was just now becoming accustomed to. He not only loved how feather-soft your touches were but also he loved how you looked, simply. He thought your skin looked more glowy than usual with the layers of soap and water shifting atop it, he loved how the glistening sheen accentuated your curves and divots, the color of your skin, your cheeks that he wanted to kiss a thousand times. His heart was full, reveling in the intimacy of the moment and your presence. After you had scrubbed Zoro clean it was his turn to do the same to you.

Zoro washed your hair with as much care as you had washed his. You giggled and splashed water at each other—Zoro made himself a beard out of bubbles and he also put a pile of them on top of your head, prompting a series of giggles from both of you. When your hair was washed, Zoro topped off the tub with hot water and more bubbles. You settled in front of him, your back flush with his chest, and Zoro pulled you tight against him with his hands wrapping around your front. You felt safe, swallowed up in his big frame, the subject of all his desires. It didn’t take long for Zoro to feel the warmth and softness of your body before he became aroused.

Zoro lovingly scrubbed your back then moved onto your arms before he made his way to your breasts. His soapy hands massaged them first timidly and then forcefully, cupping and kneading them leisurely. You were getting flustered, and Zoro was already getting hard—you could feel his growing erection pressing on your ass and lower back. As he kept working on your breasts, you let out a whine.

“Zoro, my tits aren’t dirty.” You rolled your eyes playfully. He took your nipples between the tips of his fingers and rolled them, pulling on them, twisting them ever so slightly. You let out another whine and his erection grew.

“Sure they are.” Zoro responded gruffly and continued rubbing your chest. He was starting to turn you on. Usually he was an ass man, but sometimes he got absolutely fixated on your chest. This was one of those moments. His hands were soapy and slippery, the water was warm on your skin and the soap suds were everywhere. The occasional bubble floated into the air. The scented soap was almost intoxicating in itself, the perfume-like aroma wafting up. It smelled like lavender, eucalyptus, honey, and pure luxury. The tub was big enough for you both with lots of room left over.

“Zoro, be gentler.” You turned your head and cranked it to look back at him as much as possible. Your eyes pleaded with him sweetly.

“If you say so.” He responded, and with one last knead his hands traveled to soap up your stomach and sides. It was ticklish and it felt like his hands were everywhere at once. His proximity, his strong, large hands, his big muscles… you were getting wet already. It was impossible not to.

Zoro’s hands crept farther down and became preoccupied with your thighs. He scrubbed and rubbed them shiny clean with soap. His hands slowly crept upwards and down into the valley where your thighs met. Your core was on fire.

“Spread your legs for me, princess,” Zoro commanded in a low and rumbling voice, which you could feel echo on through back and into your chest. You did as he said, exposing your folds that were already enflamed, red, and covered with slick.

“Mmmmmm,” he hummed. “Looks like you’re dirty right here.” He brushed two fingers across and between your pussy lips and you shuddered. You whined as his palm met your skin and his fingers started to explore you. Zoro realized that you were already dripping wet with need.

“We’ve got to clean you up, pretty girl.” Zoro murmured close to your ear again, sending electric shocks straight to your pussy. You nodded, letting out a desperate gasp.

Zoro’s fingers brushed up and down over your clit, teasing you and coaxing out as much wetness from you as he could. He drew sweeter and sweeter moans out of your mouth and each string of mewls made his dick twinge. He was already seeping precum, grinding slowly on your ass cheeks, rutting up on you, desperate for friction.

He pushed his middle finger into you, and as you moaned his name a squelching sound rang in the air, a testament to how badly you needed him. Zoro could feel you constrict and convulse to accommodate his thick and rough finger. Your legs tensed up and released.

His other hand was on your left thigh, weighing it down to keep your legs spread as much as possible. “Fuck, Zoro” you panted, getting more worked up by the second. One finger inside you wasn’t enough. You needed more.

"Fucking filthy." Your back arched as he inserted a second finger. He scissored his fingers inside of you, stretching you out, then he curled his fingers, seeking that gooey spot that he knew would get you shaking and begging for him.

He rubbed his fingers in and out of you, adjusting his tempo depending on the neediness of your whines, moans, and gasps. You had never been finger fucked so good before in your life.

“That’s a good girl,” Zoro whispered again in your ear and your legs started to shake. He found your g-spot and attacked it with his fingers, causing groans of pleasure to trickle from your lips. The fingers on his other hand brushed up and down your inner thigh, adding to the sensation of pleasure he was pulling from you.

“Zoro, Im going to cum” you keened out with your head tossed back, desperate for it.

Zoro’s fingers paused inside of you, and he took a moment to kiss and suck on your neck, giving you seconds of reprieve in the hopes that you would step down from orgasm and hold on just a little bit longer.

“You can’t cum just yet, sweetheart, you’re not clean enough,” he responded sweetly, voice oozing with love and need.

“Please, Zoro,” you begged him one last time.

“Just hold in a little longer for me, ok?” You of course agreed.

However, Zoro didn’t go any easier on you. He took his fingers out and alternated between finger fucking you and toying with your clit. Your hips started to buck and your thighs started to shake. You were in an agony of pleasure and desire, your toes curling, seeping wetness beyond belief, head thrown back, panting and groaning with need. His cock became harder and his grinding on you more aggressive—you could tell he was just as worked up as you, searching for friction against your soapy back that was nowhere to be found. He channeled this mounting desire into his fingers and fucked you with them harder.

You were so close to cumming but you knew you couldn’t without Zoro’s permission. To no avail, you gripped his forearms and your nails dug into his skin. That only turned him on more, encouraging his relentless bullying of your g-spot, his tight and bruising grip on your thigh.

“Mmmmm,” he rumbled again, seeing you tremble under his touch. “You’re dirty down here, princess. Not clean enough yet. Just hold on.”

His fingers pressed harder into you, stretched, curled, massaged your walls, fucking you into oblivion. They lingered over that sticky hot spot again and again, extracting mewls, moans, pants, and all imaginable variations from your lips. You were pulsing around his fingers, nasty wet sounds audible above the swirls and bubbles in the bath.

You were squirming, fucked out, babbling, lost in pleasure, barely aware of the soapy bubbles and warm water, only focused on one thing: Zoro’s fingers.

“Please,” you panted, desperate, “Zoro--can’t hold it anymore.”

He sucked on your neck and then moved onto your earlobe, tightening his iron hold on your thigh, circling and curling his index and middle fingers on your g-spot, prodding it harder and harder.

You groaned again, your thighs spasming. “Zoro, please.”

“Okay, then. Just because you behaved.”

He went back to roughly caressing your walls and you began to ride the wave of pleasure that had been trying to take over your body. You moaned his name repeatedly, breathlessly, needily, starving for him. Zoro’s fingers were dripping with layers of the slick that was pooling out of you as you writhed in ecstasy.

“Just like that,” Zoro murmured in your ear, his deep voice slithering in tendrils to your core. “Good girl, cum for me just like that.”

The pleasure finally took your body over completely; you succumbed to it absolutely, bowing your head to its overwhelming power. Zoro bit your shoulder lightly as you reached completion. Seeing you in this state awoke an animal desire within him, and he had to keep himself in check for the time being. Right now was all about you.

Your walls and thighs shuddered around him, shaking uncontrollably. Your eyes rolled back into your head, drool pooling around the corners of your mouth. You were creaming around Zoro’s fingers so sweetly, making his heart twist and butterflies flutter so intensely he could have died right on the spot from happiness.

When your orgasm subsided, Zoro took his fingers from inside of you and brought them to his lips. He sucked his fingers dry, tasting your sweetness, feeling the gratification of bringing you so much pleasure. He would do it every day if he could, a hundred, thousand times over. Anything to bring you some form of happiness, anything to feel closer to you, to give your body what it so badly wanted, savoring those intimate moments with you like a last meal.

After he had sucked his fingers dry, and you were laying limp, collapsed back onto his chest, he smiled sweetly into your neck and shoulder.

“All clean, princess. You did such a good job.” You giggled because his voice was so close to you that it tickled your neck. “Such a good girl.”

You turned your head to meet his lips, which locked passionately with yours.

“Your turn,” you quipped back, your hand reaching behind you to find his erection which was still painfully raging, rutting desperately into your back.

(◕ω◕✿) (✿˵ ꒡3꒡˵) ★~(◡ω◡✿)

that's all for now!! if u want a part 2 lmk... i hope u liked it tysm for reading!!

here's my masterlist if ur interested!

--Z

[dionysianivy]

hey i hope this is okay to ask, i’m fairly new to paganism and am mostly just studying in my own time at the moment-

so i see people say things like ‘i asked *a deity* whether i should *do an action* and they responded with *eg: trust your gut*.

what do people mean they responded? how does it work, and how do you get a clear answer like that? it’s not like they can literally talk to you.

i really want to start seeking out deities to work with but i just find myself confused and unsure of how it actually works. i’m too embarrassed to ask this out of anonymous on here or reddit 😭

Hiii🕯🌻 Some people have different ways of connecting with deities, but I personally don’t believe you can actually hear them talk too. Or maybe that’s true for only some people but idk that to say. For me, when I have a question, I can feel the answer, or it immediately pops into my head without forcing it. And sometimes, I get no answer, which is totally fine. To communicate, you could also try guided meditations or tarot readings, where you might notice signs, symbols, etc. But mostly, you’ll feel it. Whether we like it or not, the first thought that crosses our mind is often the one being communicated (that's how it works for me) It’s happened to me a few times, I'd communicate with a deity and then see their symbol in unexpected places a few hours later, which I take it as a response. Some people also receive answers in dreams, though that hasn’t happened to me yet. The only time I experienced it was when I began working more intensely with Dionysus. I dreamed of Maenads, Dionysian symbols, and so on. So yeah, every experience is different, and you may feel it in your own way🍇

Also, when I speak with my deities and light a candle, I can feel their responses based on how the flame moves, how strong it is, and even its color. (experienced this a few days ago with Dionysus, Hestia and Hermes and it's so wholesome💓☁️)

Also, don’t be embarrassed about doing magickal things for the first time. It’s one of the most precious experiences. I honestly miss the time when I was new to paganism because everything felt so pure and fresh, but I’m also happy to evolve each day. There are lots of books, websites, and blogs where you can find useful info, and I’m always happy to answer if you have more questions. Plus, there are many pagans who post amazing content here on Tumblr. The only thing I’d say is to not rely on TikTok for information, it’s full of nonsense. Start by reading about the deity or deities you're interested in, and it’ll get easier from there. Be open and communicative! Good luck on your path 🌱 🤗

[iovemoonyy]

Diego lainez bf - wearing his jesery to his game and him dedicating a goal to you making you go crazy and love him even more pls

— ☆ 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐘 !!

diego lainez x fem!reader

sypnosis; you wear diego's jersey to his game and he dedicates a goal to you making you fall in love with him once again.

warnings; none, just pure fluff, short

authors note; so sorry for taking so long to post this, I've been having horrible writers block but I decided to work through it. hope you enjoy it !!

navigation. soccer player masterlists.

you had been choosing an outfit to wear to you boyfriend's soccer game against usa. you had ultimately decided on wearing his jersey. you could already imagine the huge smile on his face at the sight of you wearing his jersey when he looks at you sitting in the bleachers.

you paired the jersey with some jeans and pinned your hair up with a clip. you grabbed everything you needed before leaving the house and driving to the stadium, diego was already there due to him having to be their early. you had finally got to the stadium and you were sitting on the bleachers next to Karla, Memo's wife.

ever since you'd known her, you admired her and Memo's relationship. the way they were with each other was so precious and wholesome. It was as if no matter how much time passed, they're love only got stronger by the day.

of course, you knew what that type of love felt like but you were still young but you only hoped that you and Diego would make that far in your relationship and even more. you loved him so much and losing him was never something you could imagine. you couldn't even imagine your life before he came in it.

three years ago when you met him through mutual friends, immediately hitting it off well. for months after that night, all you could do was text each other. you started hanging out then going on dates and soon enough he had worked up the courage to ask you to be his girlfriend.

you, of course, said yes to him. how could you not, he was an amazing guy. he had every quality that only someone so perfect could have. he was sweet, caring, a gentleman, respectful, attractive. he was quite literally perfect in your eyes.

it was almost the end of the game, diego had looked your way multiple times but none of his reactions gave you a hint that he noticed the jersey yet. he had been very concentrated on the game and he had been doing amazing. the game was tied with with both teams having two points.

a player from usa had the ball with diego hot on his heels. one of diego's teammates went to get steal the ball but instead just bumped into the usa player. that ended up with diego getting the ball since the usa player had been pushed away from it.

diego ran with ball, with only 1 minute left of the game. he ran as fast a possible to the goal, 45 seconds. a player tried to stealing the ball only for diego to pass it to his teammate, 30 seconds. he continued running towards the goal and his teammate passed the ball towards him again seeing he had a clear shot, 15 seconds.

diego caught the ball and before he kicked it towards the goal he looked over at you and winked, making you smile and blush like crazy. he then kicked the ball hoping that it made it in before the time ran out. right as the clock hit one, the ball made it into the net, securing mexico's win. you and Karla stood up cheering as loud as possible.

diego looked up and scanned the crowd until his eyes landed on you. he smiled so brightly at you, you could've sworn his cheeks probably hurt. he finally took in your appearance and realized that you had his jersey on. his heart almost burst but his stare was cut short when his teammates all ran towards him.

they all congratulated him on the goal and then they headed towards the lockers to get ready to leave with their families. you and karla waited for most people to leave then headed towards the lockers to wait for your lovers.

the both of you watched as players slowly started headed out, biding you goodbye after you congratulated them. memo and diego soon enough came out as well. after you and diego said your goodbyes to the couple, they headed out as well.

you could feel diego staring at you so you look at him with furrowed eyebrows, "what?" he smiled at you, his eyes filled with you so much love at he took in your appearance once again, "you look so beautiful with my jersey on."

you smiled at him, "I knew you'd love it." he grabbed your hand, intertwining your fingers together as you both started walking out the stadium. "I very much do love it, amor," a slight blush covered your cheeks at the pet name he loved to call you so much. "you did so good today, you know. I'm really proud of you."

he smiled softly at your words, "well there was this really gorgeous girl out in bleachers so I had to impress her." you raised your eyes brows in a teasing manner, "oh yeah, do you think you impressed her enough to get her attention?"

he smirked, "oh yeah. she told me she was really proud of me." this moment was so simple but yet to the both of you it felt so special. you were both so young and in love. this was one special moment from many to come in the many years you two would spend together.

[redheadspark]

Hello love! Could I request an Azriel fic with #1? I feel like it would be really wholesome! 🌹💜

A/N - AAHHHH! This is adorable! Simply adorable! Thank you for requesting this, friend!

Crown

Summary - It's the simple things in life that bring out Azriel's joy

Warnings - Just some cute fluff :D

"This is quite the collection, High Lady,"

"I know, I hate it! Oh, please don't tell Rhsyand anything, it'll break his heart!"

"Your secret is safe with me,"

Feyre giggled as you two strolled through her smaller chamber that housed all of the crowns, tiaras, and other jewelry that was given to her by her husband, High Lord Rhsyand. She was searching some of the jewelry she wished to keep and other pices that she could donate, and the rest will be in the Night Court Archives that were nestled deep under The House of Wind. Rhysand gave her permission to choose which ones she wanted to keep for her own use and the rest will be sorted, which was rather nice on his end some most of the pieces were handed down to him by his family. Feyre was no lover of jewelry, and even with the smallest earrings or necklace, she would rather decline wearing them. However, she was strickign when wearing her crowns or tiaras when meetings were held or visiting anoter Court.

Yet she was showing you this room for another reason.

"So, which one do you like?" She asked as you were a bit conflicted. You saw massive crowns with gems the size of your palm embedded on the headpiece, tiaras small and dainty with precious little rocks that looked more like raindrops or morning dew. Feyre could see the hesitance on your face, giving yoru arm a pat as she manuvered the pair of you to another section of her collection.

As part of her wedding gift to you and your fiance Azriel, Feyre offered you to wear one of her crowns at the wedding ceremony. You two were close friends, ever since she came into Velaris and she was introduced to the Inner Circle. You loved her spirit and stubbornness, not being a cookie-cutter mate to Rhsyand. You instantly loved her art and painting, taking a few pointers from her after the Battles against Hybren and when there was peace in Velaris again. You two grew close, and she was the first friend you told about your engagement to the Spymaster himself. Feyre and Rhysand wished to contribute to the wedding planning as much as they could, and although you and Azriel made them swear to keep the ceremony and reception very small and intimate, they still planned everything out for you two.

All the way down to the attire, in which you were going to wear the High Lady's jewels.

"Azriel told me you two were going to be married in Elaine's garden at the Townhouse, right?" She asked, you nodding your head as she then reached out into a small pocket in the wall, taking out a very delicate and intricately designed crown. The base looked like vines wrapped around one another making the circle, leaves made of pure gold, and some yellow gems that looked molded into gold. Throughout the rest of the piece, there were small emeralds and yellow diamonds, making the crown look more like a halo of enchanted leaves.

You gasped, Feyre's face beaming as she held it in her delicate yet deadly fingers.

"I think we found the right one," She commented, reaching up to place in your hair. It wasn't heavy, nor was it light. The weight almost threw you off for a moment, but Feyre moved some of your hair from your eyes and along your jawline to see how the crown would look.

She moved you over to a mirror that was propped on a cabinet, you saw your reflection in the mirror and the shock ever leaving your face. You felt like a princess with a crown on your head, something you never thought you would feel. Coming from humble beginnings and needing to survive on your own to get your own food, you always had to endure and adapt to what life threw at you.

Yet ever since Azriel came into your life, blessings were coming in left and right. He made sure you were loved, that he supported you in all the choices you made, and he always made sure you never had to go hungry again.

You were seeing the reflection of your inner soul wearing that crown: a Princess about to marry her Prince.

"Perfect, simply perfect," Feyre said from behind you. You nodded with evident tears in your eyes.

It was perfect. Beyond perfect

"Almost done back there?"

"Mmmm nope. Are we being impatient?"

"Never!"

Azriel chuckled behind you as you were facing the view of Velaris in front of you, sitting cross-legged on the blanket that you brought for your picnic as you were working on the cross stitch that you also brought along. The small buzzing of bumble bees to your left, the soft wildflowers along the right side, and the howling winds that were swooping down from the mountains were in front of you.

The perfect day for an outing.

Being married to the Spymaster of Nigt Court was nothing short but adventurous. You knew going into the marriage that Azriel would have to make some compromises. If he had to go give aid to Rhysand or the safety of Velaris was at risk, if he had to go in the middle of the night to spy on another Court, it was always up in the air with your husband. Yet you never once grumbled about it, because you knew he would always come back into your waiting arms. It was his promise to you on your wedding day and in his vows that he swore he worked on for months on end: Azriel promised to never have you be alone in your bed or in your relationship with him.

He has fulfilled that promise.

It's been a good 5 years since you two were married, only the Inner Circle and a handful of priestesses in attendance. He wanted it that way since Azriel thought a massive wedding and mating ceremony would be far too much for you two. Yet you had the best night of your life with him as your husband and surrounded by people who loved and supported the pair of you. After your honeymoon, you both found a small little house that was near the outskirts of town, near the farmlands and the forests that seemed to be more of a fixer-upper. Yet you found it a challenge, rolling your sleeves up and getting right to work with a shocked husband right behind you.

Within a month, the house was liveable, and within a year's time, it was perfect.

"Alright, I think it is finished!"

You placed your cross stitch down and turned around, seeing your husband and your 8-month-old daughter named Eve in his lap grinning at your as Azriel was holding a flower crown in his hands.

"A crown fit for a queen," he said lightly, Eve babbling in his lap as she tried to reach up to take the crown with her chubby fingers. Both you and Azriel chuckled while he placed the flower crown on your head. Massive twigs were molded into a circle, with daisies and wildflowers laced around along with a few poppies that were nearby. Once the crown was placed in your hair, Eve shrieked at the sight of her mother wearing flowers and Azriel beamed.

"Just as gorgeous as the day I married you," He hummed, leaning over to kiss you softly on the lips.

There were trials and struggles coming your way with Azriel, but you two always faced them together. Small spats and fights were had late in the night about his well-being and safety, yet they always ended with you two holding each other in bed and whispering apologies. Stress from work and from working with the High Lord and High Lady would try and defy the pair of you, yet neither of you would let it.

And lastly, a small health scare you had left you with more questions than answers. The smallest possibility that you couldn't bear children broke your heart for some months. Azriel held you close as you cried into his chest after Madja told you the news, having you feel more broken than ever.

"You mean more to me than anything. If being parents is not our path, then I'll live with that. I can't live in this world without you or your joy, and if it's just the pair of us in this life, I'll take it," Azriel reminded you as a vow when you two were wrapped in each other's arms in bed. You knew it was true, and although it was a saddened feeling that you may not have a child, you would rather have Azriel.

However, your daughter Eve came into your lives a year later. Her father's wings and eyes, your hair and freckles, she was perfect. Seeing her swaddled and held in her father's arms, watching his eyes fill with tears as he kissed her dark mop of hair hours after she was born, it was all worth it.

"My little Eve Star," he cooed at her.

Eve cried out in Azriel's lap, not getting attention from either parent. You pulled away from Azriel, laughing as you scooped her into your arms and kissed her cheeks.

"Did you help your father make my crown, my little Eve Star?" You said to her playfully, tickling her sides and hearing her giggle in delight.

"Of course she did, she had her mother's creativity you know," Azriel joked.

Sometimes you thought back to the crown Feyre lent you for your wedding, which later was given to you as a Winter Solstice and Wedding Anniversary gift, and you thought of it as a blessing. But the true blessing was the flower crown on your head, made by the one being that brought you more joy than anything.

You would take flowers over gems any day.

The End.

Spring Prompt Session

[sublimecatgalaxy]

♥️ Billy Hargrove Masterlist ♥️

This is a masterlist dedicated to things I've written about Billy Hargrove.

Check out my Prompt List and my Character List in my Masterpost which is pinned for more info on who I write for and some inspiration for requests.

Asked Out: 

Summary/Request: “Meeting billy for the first time? Maybe the reader is dustins sister or something. They could go on a date etc?”

Favorite Pain:

Summary/Request: “prompt 7 and 14;) with Billy Hargrove, do whatever it is you please!!"

Ass Is Grass:

Summary/Request: “billy hargrove - enemies to lovers with prompt 17?? <3333"

Make Me Stay:

Summary/Request: “Billy and the reader having a fwb relationship but he's not really nice or gentle, more just using her and she finally has enough of it?"

I'm A Gentleman Now:

Summary/Request: “the little thing you wrote about Eddy comforting reader was so cute!!! sooo naturally my mind wandered off to Billy immediately and now I would like to request the same prompt, but with him :))"

Not Afraid:

Summary/Request: “CAN YOU PLEASE DO BILLY HARGROVE W THE PROMPT 'I'm not afraid of you.' PREFERABLY NSFW?"

Gentle:

Summary/Request: “can you do 18 and 21 from your prompts list with billy hargrove🤍"

Don't Believe You:

Summary/Request: “So... Can I ask about prompts 2, 8 and 21 with Billy Hargrove please? Like, the reader have a pretty heavy life trying to be perfect for her family, and stuff."

Heroic:

Summary/Request: “billy opening up to the reader abt his childhood, and the reader comforts him?"

Precious Cargo:

Summary/Request: “Following the move of the Byers, with El, to California and everything that happens with Vecna, the reader and Hopper move back into his Cabin in the woods, taking the time to fix it up. She has trouble adjusting, even after the years of being free from the lab, she still struggles to fit into the puzzle that is Hawkins. But with the new friends she's made while attempting to save the world and the object of her attraction, Billy, she begins to understand what it's like to be an actual 18 year old, not a lab rat."

Like This:

Summary/Request: “I'm literally obsessed with how you write soft Billy, so I would like to request a little fluff/angst/soft-in-general fic with Billy and trope 1 (There's only one bed)"

Loving This:

Summary/Request: “FUCK man like imagine eddie or Billy hitting it from behind, hand fisted into your hair or gripping your shoulder to force you back into their thrusts 🤤 or them leaning all the way forward so their chest is pressed against your back and whispering dirty words to you🥵"

Bitten:

Summary/Request: “Billy would leave such dark hickys and bite marks along your neck and thighs so when you wear shorts or skirts they're visible and he'd cover ABSOLUTELY every inch of your chest with hickys 🤤 making sure everyone knows your his"

Backdoor:

Summary/Request: “Okay but a fic of reader and Billy doing anal…..?"

Seething:

Summary/Request: “Billy finding out that the reader gets hit by their parents because the parents are drunk?"

Worth Your While:

Summary/Request: “okay okay, but after Eddy and Steve,, what about Billy cumming too fast ??"

Overstimulation:

Summary/Request: “PLEASE im begging you to do something with billy being submissive and the reader edging/overstimming him and maybe possibly having a slight mommy kink 🙏 this inspired me im on my hands and knees rn"

Devour Me:

Summary/Request: “prompt number 17 wirh billy pls!!"

Purely Wholesome:

Summary/Request: “i love your work !! can you maybe write something with billy? like maybe the reader acted the whole day like a brat, teasing billy and now he gets to punish her and fuck the attitude out of her?😩"

Gentleman Nonetheless:

Summary/Request: “22, prompt list, billy Hargrove, nsfw"

Little Things:

Summary/Request: “ic with Billy where you and him have been in a relationship for a little while and one day you happen to find out that all this time he’s held onto all kinds of little things you have him. Like for example little notes you wrote him in class, or receipts from dates, maybe things you don’t even recognise anymore. You had never expected Billy to do this, yk, cause he’s Billy."

Enemies:

Summary/Request: “OMG CAN YOU DO AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS W BILLY HARGROVE?"

Gain or Lose:

Summary/Request: “Could you please do a Billy Hargrove fluff of the reader being insecure of their looks as their mother is pestering them to continuously fix themselves up please and thank you?"

Feisty:

Summary/Request: “lifeguard billy x reader one shot? Like he’s all touchy and kissy with her even tho he’s at work and maybe a bit steamy? And he makes sure she knows that he only had eyes for her and doesn’t give a shit about the others (moms in particular lmao)"

Twelve Pack:

Summary/Request: “Hi I was wondering if you could write about Billy and reader having the biggest argument in their relationship but in the middle of the argument the reader gets an anxiety attack?"

Bloody and Broken:

Summary/Request: “recently i’ve been a little bit too interested with billy hargrove fics pfft but i wanted to mix two things from the prompt list and wanted to see your take with it:) 22 and 10"

Abandoned:

Summary/Request: “I peeped into your prompt list and was inspired to request a Billy Hargrove x fem!reader fic 👀"

Sacrificial Lamb:

Summary/Request: “billy x reader fic where the reader has this negative idea of billy bc she heard rumors that he was just a terrible person, but they end up being forced to spend time together for whatever reason."

Pull Over:

Summary/Request: “Hiii! Can I please request Jealousy/Friends with Benefits with The Prompts 'Make Me”with Billy Hargrove please"

NSFW Alphabet

[popculturebuffet]

Big City Greens: Gwendolyn Zapp Retrospective (All 5 Episodes, Movie Next Month) (Comission for WeirdKev27)

Hello all you happy people! We continue the halloween celebration with the spookiest monster of all: A NARCSITIC DANGEROUSLY UNCHECKED TECH BILLIONARE!

Yes it's time to talk not about Elon Musk, thank god, but about his marginally less unsettling Disney counterpart

No the other one. The one I made the whole picture of whose in the title. It's Big City Green's Gwendolyn Zapp!

Most of ya'll reading this probably know Big City Greens, a wholesome series about a family of colorful country folk living in the city, the son's rich best friend, and their adopted purple adult daughter what lives in their basement after she gave up her job to protect them. I've previously covered this series ongoing story arc with Chip Whistler, and likely will again whenever the current story arc with him coming back wraps, and have nothing but praise for it: it's a calm fun series with lots of great gags, a stellar main cast and which avoids being a status quo sho: the basic premise remains the same, but things do change and it's lovely.

But Chip isn't the series only ongoing antagonist and with this recurring character having upgraded herself to Big Bad for the movie, me and kev thought it was a good time to look at Gwendolyn Zapp and her hyjinks. This was also fun for me as I hadn't seen ANY of Gwendolyn Zapp's episodes before this, only the movie. Lucky for me watching the film the first time when it came out, Gwendolyn was chosen over chip entirley because her gimmick is pretty simple: She shows up, is entertaining and kinda nuts, and her reckless disregard for proper testing or human life means whatever she built this week is going to make our heroes lives harder. Unlike Chip who went on a whole journey of picking a fight with a small child, facing the consequences for that, not leanring anything and faknig his way to being a CEO, trying to ruin the Green Family out of pety spite, trying to murder said child and being exiled from town, and that's not getting into his recent journey of trying to live a normal life before fleeing to the sewers to plot his vengance and putting the family in a saw trap.

In contrast Gwendoln's Schtick is set from her very first lines on the show:

She's the other side of the dangerous billionare one step from being a super villian coin that Mark Beaks represents: Mark represnets the petty childish cide of people like Elon Musk, the obession with getting likes, with being seen as hip, the petty obession with anyone who bothers them and willing to tank their reputation and billions just to spite their enemies, even if that enemy is their own daughter. Gwendolyn Zapp, as the movie shows IS just as petty, no question but taps more into the ethical problems: While science is neat and should progress, Gwen is the side that says "so what if it might kill people market it anyway!", who gleefully talks about giving away a robot for free because control over lives is more precious, and who thinks humanities flaws just need to be laser gunned away.

While Zapp exagerates this to the levels a cartoon can it really ISN'T by much. We're really not far from trying to use programs to modify personlities, farm vegtables on the moon, send cars to mars because why the fuck not, and we're already pretty damn close to space vacations for the rich and already at replacing workers with robots whose ai are is nowhere near where it needs to be for a complicated task. Gwen's a great satire of tech ceo bullshittery at a time we need it most. I hate saying Elon Musk's name so much as I know he gets just a little hard anytime somoene says his name, but it's hard not to compare the two as while Mark Beaks fits him WAY more personality wise, Zapp represents how little he cares for testing, human life and how rich assholes like him could get us all killed one day by pure hubris.

So let's unpack her 5 appearnces in the show proper and then next month i'll look at the movie, as we see her take the tiny step to full on cartoonish supervilliany.. and by that I mean she actually does this shit on purpose.

Gwendolyn is one of the few recurring characters not from Smalton who dosen't debut till season 2, but she enters the series fast as she can in only the season's second episode.

Car Trouble focuses around Bill, which is a trend for most of these Zapp focused stories, and fits perfectly. Bill is a very traditional guy not really into tech in any way shape or form, the most he uses are various farm tools, the tv on occasion and his Truck, The Kludge. He's not anti tech or today's youth or any of that nonsense but he's often baffled by it. He's open enough to try it as he loves getting out and generally trying to explore the city, within budget, but he's also stuck in his ways and cautious enough for there to still be a story.

In this case the Kludge is breaking down, not helped by Bill's spiffy new addition to the buisness: Vegtable Delivery. This being a cartoon hit's breakdowns are seats so broken they nearly impale tilly on their springs and the floor being so brittle Cricket nearly falls out. The family , like many , simply can't afford a new car and the car means too much to bill.

So enter Gwendolyn Zapp. Zapp is played by SNL album Cheri Oteri and Oteri.. is fucking phenominal here. I didn't really remember her much from SNL but here, she's hilarous and the animation helps, given Gwendlon a lot of weird jerky movements. She comes off like a muppet wearing a human costume and it's great to see.

Zapp in addition to making Robo Pants, had a Kludge herself, and I like this bit of humanizing to an objectively zany nonsense character. She wants to shoot it off into space, not that she tells bill that last part, because she generally wants the Truck on mars with her. That's... really it.

She offers one of her fancy tesla like cars.. back when they made cars people would want and not giant metallic divorce machines that malfunction if you so much breathe on them wrong. THe family agrees and again I like that Bill isn't being a stick in the mud, that he dosen't always HAVE to be against something and accepts the car.

I gotta admit I wasn't looking forward to this plot as it's one i'd seen before: Bobs Burgers did a similar plot with Sacred Couch, albeit with Louise destroying the couch so they'd get another, and King of the HIll's Chasing Bobby, which had Hank Stubbornly refuse to get rid of his old truck till a train makes the decision for him. Sadly this episode dosen't quite hit the highs of those others, and I wasn't a huge fan of sacred couch to begin with: the family likes the new car, which Cricket names Dr Bubblebutt because of course he does, until they don't with Gramma too overly relaxed by the massage features and Tilly nearly dying being cooked like a waffle.

While Cricket gets restrained by Dr. B mistaking him for being a baby.. which... fair. But what I like is Bill admits Dr Bubblebutt is objectively better, he just misses his old truck as do they all and wants what he considers a member of the family. My problem with that is it kinda.. breaks the groundeness of the series. And yes this is the same series where soon after they have to scramble to save their old truck from being sent to mars, I admit that, but the core of the series is grounded, like early simpsons: The Greens aren't destitute but do struggle with money, having come to the city in the first place because they had to sell the farm and by this point are on managable but still uneasy footing. It takes a lot of hard work and the upswing of sales from the Deliveries and farmers market to get them solvent and the later increased crops from getting the farm back to put them in the black and even then it's more a modest success. So Bill taking back a car that's pretty much broken without any solution just dosen't quite work. I can buy the series elastic reality, but not when it breaks the series more grounded bits.

The climax is decent with Dr Bubblebut sacrifing themself for it's new family.. which again makes me think this would work better if they just.. had ot accept hte new car. This episode is okay.. it's a great introduction to Gwendlolyn Zapp, but otherwise is a plot i've both seen before and done better, getting the sentiment part down but grounding in reality better. Thankfully the later episdoes with Gwendolyn have the cartoony fun without ignoring the series more grounded bits, ala early simpsons.

This one opens with Cricket and Bill going to get farm tools as their down to just .. er.. uh...

Melissa yeah that's it, she's the mower. Also Melissa's wiki page needs serious work. The wiki for this show is fantastic otherwisse and has been an absolute dream in getting this review done. And gramma ramming into things just isn't a good hammer. Cricket's annoyed at loosing his day which is fair, why Bill needed Cricket or thought he'd be at all helpful I don't rightly know. But Cricket hates Chorin and wishes there was an end to it. Cue a Gwendolyn Zapp hologram who introduces her latest invention: the Farmbot: A robot made to resemble farmers using actual farmer dna.

Yeah we're only two episodes into having Gwendolyn Zapp and we're already up to her cloning baby farmers to harvest their dna. And the saddest part was were this at all legal we'd already have tesla baby farms. Tesla Baby Farms: only one in every two babies catches fire!

So despite the dubious sci fi hellscape methods made to create the farmbot, named F.R.A.N.K., Cricket is intrested as he's one worker who WANTS to be replaced by automation. Suprisingly Cricket actually thinks of the cost for once and knows they probably can't afford F.R.A.N.K. but there's a free 30 day trial and Bill figures eh why not, more hands make less work.

The setup is really well done with Bill once again not being a stick in the mud. Sadly the bulk of the episode.. is a plot we've seen before. And look while I complain about having seen a tried and trued sitcom plot on this blog a lot, I just did earlier, i'm not against it if you can do something fresh with it. That King of the Hill Ep I mentioned, Chasing Bobby, is one of the series best and the more i've had to think about it for this article, the more I love it. It's not one I go to often, because hank really is a jackass at times, but it's a well done story about accepting loss and listening to your children. All through a truck.

This however is just "X Character suddenly has too much free time and annoys the hell out of everyone". It happens a lot usually when a characters between job and while the setup is unique, Bill is such a workaholic him not having to work hard leaves him with NOTHING to do, the jokes are just kinda eh: Bill is too hands on for Cricket's latest shenanigan, a leaf blower jet pack, accidently sits on one of Tilly's toys at a teaparty (The one joke that really works) and annoys Gramma by ruining her painting. Bob Joles tries, lord does he, but the plot is just too by the jokes aren't just there. You can elevate a stock plot with jokes, as the Loud House did a hiccups episode that was actually funny thanks TO it's jokes, but this isn't their finest hour.

Cricket tries to teach bill to relax by watching tv, but that backfires and he overdoes it. I do love the tv's notifcations as he's binge watching

This episode isn't TERRIBLE it's just kinda there. The climax is good as Cricket realizes he needs his actual dad back and goes to destroy the farmbot... who refuses to shut down, rebels and leads to a fight with cricket, then him tilly and gramma nad finally bill who gets into a fist fight iwth a robot. Look I may not LIKE this episode, but I can't hate one that has a fist fight with a robot. I just can't.

I do love the ending punchline too of them returning it.. and the Saleman's casual and smiley "Yeah that's been happening a lot! Cash or credit?"

I do like the black mirror shout out here. While I don't watch Black Mirror, I do apricate doing something similar to it's cracked screen motif it uses for it's logo and various promos. I also like that this is more an homage than a direct parody: most kids probably won't have seen black mirror, but using the basic concept, seeing how a modern technology could be taken to scifi distopia levels in the not too distant future, works and they already had the perfect character for that. Also just as a note it would be REALLY fun to get Cheri Oteri to guest in a black mirror episode. Just saying.

At any rate this episode, while still having jokes, is more a character piece as once again the family is delivering to Big Tech, a name that's so on the nose it works. I mean they already live in big city, the pun is right there, i'd use it too.

Bill wants everyone else to stay in the car as everywhere they go there's chaos. It's a nice bit of lampshading you see from a show after a bit and I like what they do with it, with Tilly, being the quiet completlative type, wondering if that's true and what they could do about it. And while I do feel bill was wrong to leave Tilly behind, he wasn't exactly wrong on his mother and son as Gramma and Cricket bounce the second they can.

So TIlly goes to fetch her family only to find Gwendolyn Zapp's latest product presentation: New You! Using computers subjects would upload their brains, have their flaws removed and come back being perfect. It's an idea that honestly could be a black mirror episode, the idea of humanity erasing it's flaws not realizing why those matter. It's simple, horrific, and plausable.

And to seemingly prove bill's own point the greens end up destroyign the presentation: Bill accidently got trapped in a pod due to nerves, Gramma stole a fucking mech suit to piece by piece replace herself, and Cricket stole a golden egg from a bunch of geese, a truly amazing refrence.

Tilly apologizes and Gwendolyn, true to form.. is instead HAPPY.. mostly because the greens seem like the perfect test subjects for New You. They all agree, if reluctantly aside from Tilly.

So our heroes get their brains uploaded and end up in the digtial world. Sadly there are no agumon in this episode but we do get a LOT more Gwendolyn Zapp. So the plan is simple: she gets their flaws to pop up, using the computer so they appear as binary code she can use a big gun to

Away. I do like the line the episode threads: this idea is inherently unsettling, but they do thread enough comedy in the first half or so to ease you into it. And the comedy is great. We have Gwendolyn casually, and horrifyingly making backups "ALWAYS MAKE A BACKUP OF YOUR WORK", and while you can see where we're going with those, it's enough of a great bit of black comedy to see her drag full copies of the greens minus tilly into a folder to work. I also like her using a giant cable sized gun and casually answering "No" when asked if it has to be this big.

So it's time to zippy zapp their problems away: Bill's anxiety which stems from , unsuprisingly, his mother crticizing how he picked flowers as a child. Alice is just.. always angry like a hulk and Cricket got attention the first time he destroyed somethign. It's a nice bit of character in this fun high concept episodes.

So seemingly this isn't the worst thing: removing one's worst flaws probably isn't a bad idea and Bill's anxiety, Alice's rage and Cricket's destrcutiveness, impulsivness and need for attention could be worked on. The problem is Zapp.. goes too far.. she finds EVERY fault htey have and lasers it away and the result is deeply unsettling. The Perfected Greens are smily shells of who they were: Cricket is the perfect child, Alice makes cookies and is sedate and Bill is no longer afraid. What makes it so creepy, besides the nice touch of bags under the eyes, is that .. it's not them. It's something resembling them, but it's not the characters we've come to love. Thes how makes a valid if hard aseop: that yes we all have flaws... but their also part of us. They can be worked on and I appricate the show having bill, we'll get to that, make it clear they do have room for improvment, but you can't just.. remove something like Anxiety or anger issues. You can work on them, I need to work on both, but you have to accept it's part of you or you'll never get better.

So Tilly wants her old family back and Gwendolyn naturally sees this as a flaw. Thankfully we have that handy chekovs gun and Tilly frees the copies. This leads to a mirorr match, with the backups winning because their flaws give them the edge and escaping just in time as the digital world collapses, seemingly killing gwendolyn.

So this leaves a moral quandry I hadn't thought about till going to the tv tropes page that even the creators aren't sure on: Are the greens that came out really THEM? After all it apparently used the backups and the real ones were apparently erased.

My take? Yes the originals were destroyed. Which is horrifying as it means one version of the family was essnetially brainwashed and then died horribly. But the copies are ultimately the same characters: they were put away in a folder before the big change in these two versions of the greens, have all the same emotoins, memories, and what not. Like a data backup their the family BEFORE the procedure took place, and thus I treat them like the family we've been following this whole time. It'd be like if you perfectly duplicated a file on a computer: The only distinction till you change either version is that one came second. There is a lot of exestential questions from this: are the original greens technically dead? How many times can you copy yourself and still be you? But there not ones this episode sets out. It put the greens in a folder, copies perfectly so we could do this high concept without loosing them. And given they and Gwendloyn, who also backed herself up are the same, i'm inclined to treat them as the same people for the most part, just not the ones who died horribly.

Green Mirror is now one of my faviorite episodes, a creative, creepy romp with a lot of good jokes, a good message told just right, and a LOT of Gwendolyn Zapp. And even the ending as weird as it is that the greens are technically copies of themselves, had a lot of intresting implications to think about. They did a perfect homage that would fit right alongside the original.

The biggest episode of this collection and one of the series few half hour specials. It's also their second halloween special which is why we're doing this retrospective in october even though only 2/5 of the episodes are horror. I might do the other two halloween specials next year if your all intrested.

For now though Squashed! takes us to season 3, with this being the premiere though the next episode, Boss Life, seems to be the intended season premire. Still it doesen't harm the season any and is a LOT of fun.

So we open with Gwendolyn Zapp's latest project having seemingly failed. She takes some martian goop with her and leaves her staff behind to be mauled by possessed vegetables while she takes this dangerous chemical that already nearly killed people to earth.

On earth our heroes are preparing for Halloween! Their second one after Blood Moon aka that time they tied up gloria and left her for dead.

I double checked with Kev. The poor girl just gets a chuckle for this and understandably intends to just work through this at the Cafe she now owns. With the family trying to assure her that

Hopefully once season 4 wraps we can do a Gloria retrospective but for now our heroes are all getting set with Cricket and Tilly showing off their costumes: Cricket is Trickor, a jester who plays pranks and looks like Pomni before that character existed, and Tilly is bill complete with a padding pillow. Bill is touched though tells her one is enough. He has to have pride.

Said pride is shattered right after as while everyone's excited for pumpkins this years are teeny tiny. Bill goes to deliver some to Big Tech, dejected and Tilly comes along because cheering her up is what Bill does so as Bill she should cheer Bill up.

So they go to big tech and Gwen is delighted at the tiny pumpkins.. because she can juice them up with the space goo she what found. For once Bill.. isn't intrested and it makes sense. The previous three times he was offered a car that was proven to be safe, reliable and more than any trade in on the kludge could provide. He was offered extra help for a month. He was offered some mental health he didn't know going in was going to be "erase your personality with a raygun". None of them worked sure but it makes sense it'd take a few tries to make him warry of Big Tech. Granted her destroying their minds with a big ole laser and killing corrupted versions of them shoudl've also made him pull out buisness with Gwendolyn, Tilly sums up why they put up with her "She has money papa". IT's that sly commentary that sometimes when your a small buisness you have to deal with people you don't want to. Zapp is dangerous as fuck.. but she DOES clearly pay well which is more than you can say for most bilionares.

So Bill declines the untested grow juice that looked like it came out of a stygian hole in the ground. Tilly however swipes some because she just wants her dad to be happy.

So i'ts party time! That includes both a bunch of recurring characters like Officer Keys, Kiki, Bennie and Wheezie and.. whoever these people are

If you know tell me. I'm digging purple witch lady.

So the party is in full swing and everythings going smoothly for all but two guests. Vasquez is in a bad way as while he's wearing matching dinosaur costumes with Remy, which is just.. adorable, he can't quite grasp that everythings not real but also scary so his papa wolf senses are all upside down.

The other is bill whose attempts to carve the tiny pumpkins scaare the children but is delighted at the juiced up results. Naturally this being a halloween episode and us having seen Gwen leave people for dead over the results, this can't remotely go well. The fact Tilly lied on a family sitcom does not help.

Tilly gets paranoid as Benny swears he sees a face on one, and when checking in on a prank by cricket, finds out that nope, their real when one attacks them. And I LOVEEEE the designs on the alien mutant pumpkins

Three eyes and that sickly glow is all they really need to be deeply terrifying and the red pumpkin guts adds to it while adding a gore factor to their smashing. Somehow the censors okayed this and that's wonderful.

So our heroes TRY to stop the party but community sue ain't going to stop partying till community sue is ready to stop partyin.. also the pumpkins attack publicly making it hard to hdie and reveal another trick.. they can posses people by getting on their heads, taking out most everyone except bill, whose captured, tilly, cricket and Remy, and poor, poor poor gloria who closed up early to join the party only to get attacked once again

I'm really happy she seems to sit out the most recent halloween special, both segments as Gloria has been through enoguh shit. Let her make out with Katy Lynn or do some poetry in a beret in a dark room. She already has enough stress in her life.

So we're down to a small party of survivors. The good news, as Cricket finds out fighting a pumpkinfied vasquez they can be free. And better news while they got him in the first place because he thought it was another halloween fright and not an alien invasion, Vasquez is back in his comfort zone.

They do make the mistake of splitting up gang, but for valid reasons. Bill was dragged outside so Tilly goes to free him and that leaves DA Boys to clean house.

So while they do and find a weird.. horrifying eldrtich pumpkin spire growing out of people.

Gotta say love the scares in this one. It's not too extreme for kids but grown ass me is still creeped out.

So Tilly rescues Billy.. ugh.. no.. she rescues bill. Never calling him that again. Feels so wrong. Tilly rescues her daddy guy and he finds out she done fucked up and is upset. .but then gets grabbed by pumpkins again, leading to an awesome fight as Tilly and Bill go back to back:

"How are we going to fight them? "By doing what we do best.. we farm"

So we get a kickass farm tool zombie pupmkin fight with cricket eventually joining in. It's sadly for nough as our heroes get overwhelmed.. but luckily Cricket has a plan. He makes it look like he got stabbed what bad, which IS okay by network standards as this happened a few months prior

This fake death allows Tilly to run over the last pumpkin with a fucking lawnmower. Bill forgives her as hey she saved the human race from plant monsters instead of feeding them, and Zapp shows up, realizes i'ts over and heads back to mars.

Squashed is my faviorite of the five, with green mirror a close second. A fun zombie romp with a unique twist, toneso f great scares and child friendly kills, and a heck of a finale. Truly fantastic and I can see why their next special was two shorts instead. This one would be hard to top and given how the season ends, I suspect season 3 was written knowing this might be it given that's usually when Disney forces a series to clock out, hence the big swing in the second half and going all out for halloween.

So with that we end this.. oh right... that one.

We end on an.. okay one. I do like the concept: Cricket is doing deliveries for the Gloria + Green Cafe and takes HOURS to do them due to stopping off to play pingpong with Miss Torrees, a widow played by the legendary Rosie Perez. I do like the opening, cricket going around, delvering coffees and having a report with the customers.

Sadly he's also four hours late and Gloria is stressed to all hell because he disappears for hours on end, even though she knew who she was hiring and the cafe probably can , even this early on, afford to hire help that is'nt a children. So you see both sides: Gloria is right to be stressed but Cricket.. is a children and is keeping the customer company and getting another grandma out of the deal.

So in comes Gwendolyn Zapp who happened to be sitting there and offers Gloria a free delivernator, a dog like robot that is honestly the most down to earth thing she's made all series a si'ts fairly close to where real life bots are at. It can do it fast, dosen't need pay or unions. Cricket however LIKES doing deliveries so a contest is held: may the best noun win, and winner gets the job, looser gets inventory.

It goes how you'd expect: The delivernator easily laps cricket even with Remy and Vasquez slowing it down, even rebuilding itself, whlie Cricket gets held up with Ms Torres. But ultimately the fact Cricket actually spends time with the customers, if way too much on the ping pong court, that wins him as while he's not FAST the customers love him. That and he promises to cut it down. Gwendolyn can't fathom her choice but leaves with the dog anyway.

There's also a whole subplot about Gramma declaring war on the ants in the house and stabbing them with a sword after they destroy her cinnamon roles. This at least solves inventory as bill comes in half crazed willing to do anything for them and lucky he made the right turn into the coffee shop and not an alley way.

I just kinda glazed over as I watched this one so I don't have much to say. It exists, i've seen better man vs machine stories, but I appricate it for pointing out WHY workers are more valuable than souless robots. When the robots get souls then we'll be in trouble.

So that's Gwendolyn Zapp, CEO, Lunatic and one of the shows best chartacters. I admit 3/5 of these episodes are okay, not bad but not really great, but her presecne alone livens them up, while also allowing the show to take on sci fi plots with Green Mirror and Squashed. Part of why those eps could be as ambitous and fun as they were is that Gwendolyn Zapp helps break the show out of it's usually grounded nature and into it's more simpsony-over the top aspects that lay just under the surface. Again I may of only LOVED two of these episodes.. but i'm glad I saw all of them.

So that' sit.. for now as next month we take a GREEN FAMILY VACATION and look at the recent movie, with Gwendolyn front and center as our big bad. See you then and thanks to reading.

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

Okay so I am now caught up with the new Black Butler chapters

NOW ONTO THE THOUGHTS WITH SPOILERS UNDERCUT!

BABY GOT A GUN!

Hmmm...kay Artie maybe you're a bit-

GOD DAMNIT-

...Okay so me and @cartyrs recently have a talk of the vibe of the manga rn (see here and here for the actual talk) in which we both kind of agree the whole Undertaker setting up a orphanage that sacrifices children for blood donations for Doll (in which I ask WHY KILL THE CHILDREN AND NOT DO WHAT ANA DID AND GET THE DONATIONS VIA MEDICAL SHIT-) while building the kids up to be like OCiel, Sebastian, the other servants, and maybe Doll is a bit weird and doesn't fully make sense, but seeing the final face shown panel of Artie is straight Sebastian!

. . . Artie-

He's uhhhhhh....he's kind of freaking me out-

I red this again to figure out what it could be cause it's not just a Sebastian vibe anymore, it's something else, and with a next page that struck me with a thought-

Why does he look kind of like Peter to me?? I know I can't base it purely cause he's a youthful blonde Victorian child, but even his dialog is weirdly Petercore just while Peter was "kids are brats" Artie's more "adults are mean", now obviously I'll be nuts to try and dare theorize he's actually a BD of Peter cause 1) he would have a scar where he was shot unless like Wendy the bullet was to the side and not back to front as I assume based off his corpse-

and 2) Doll would've recognize him for certain or at least be weird around him supposed deja-vu

... No-

Yana you can't-

YOU CAN NOT-

WELP HERE ARE THE TEARS HOLY SHIT-

Now I won't be first to mention how Finny thinking of when OCiel matched with how he's feeling right now, but the fact that Theo, this orphanage's literal Ciel, telling him to run has to be SO conflicting for our baby...

Well, I mean it'll be sad but at least 208 wouldn't be worst-

. . . OKAY

FIRST OFF, I was spoiled of some scenes already, thank my friend for that!

Second, when this picture showed up, my brain decided to ruin me more by playing this-

WHICH DOESN'T FUCKING HELP-

Anyway, back to the review of 208, a weird feeling in my chest of tears, happiness, anxiety, and theorizing-

The parrels Snake even points out of Doll and OCiel when it shows the parrels of Doll and Finny crying over the idea of losing Snake-

The hand reaching out to him by people who saved him-

MY HEART!

. . . I'm sorry wha-

Ooooooh, okay, I was about to whip out my knowledge of animal DNA vs Human DNA and how at sad as it sounds we can't have werewolf babies and question everything-

I mean Dagger's not wrong, I mean he literally named Sebastian based off what he wears and OCiel just off how adorable his smile is, unless someone else named him and he took credit

Also on that thought how he named Doll makes it so much cuter/sadder since he described aka in his eyes she's really is as precious

Also I can't tell is Dagger is saving other abused kids from this circus/freak show, is packing up the ones who tagged along, or if Snake unknowingly witnessed one of their kidnappings-

YOU CAN'T SPRING THAT SHIT UP ON ME YANA-

Kind of interesting they don't have beef, which according to some weird test is the most favorable meat out of the ones out there. Like I get they don't have cattle since they roam and I assumed beef is expensive back in the day, but a part of me kind of hopes it's like a Soma situation back in Weston where they don't have beef due to someone's religion, though then there's pork-

JUMBO!

My boy didn't speak much at all throughout the arc so this is excited as shit!

AAAAWWWWWWWWEEEEE~!

S-So... Jumbo...named the Snakes...?

Hey, Jumbo simpers, come back so I can bless you with him naming your kid-

Okay this is by far my new favorite picture of all of them together! Doll chilling in her dress- A honestly super cute wholesome pic of Beats- Peter giving off that trustworthy older bro vibes- Wendy giving off that one cool Aunt who lets you eat ice cream before breakfast and lets you sip her wine if you behave enough and takes you to Disneyland a weekend just to see you excited and scared on roads vibes-

Though now I have a few questions of this scene seems to show everyone knew Doll and her habit of dressing up to chill with others in comfy clothes (which in same bitch) and which i wonder: Did no one fucking care she was in the bath and trying to strip OCiel back then?? Dagger and Jumbo were in there, I get why they would be chill with their baby sister in there but why didn't they step in-

Unless my joke was true-

My final thoughts. . .

I AM NOT OKAY!

I am taking a lil nap, watch some Black Butler Season 2 cause for some reason unless it's Alois' abuse and death I don't cry, so there-

I have a lemon mint tea brewing-

Hopefully Doll does not die cause I might not return from that, not as a shipper but as it'll be silly bringing her back then killing her off AGAIN!

LET HER HELP FINNY ESCAPE, LET HER HAVE A BIT OF A CRISIS BEFORE EITHER HER OR SNAKE OR SNAKE'S SNAKES STOP HER FROM DOING ANYTHING EXTREME, LET HER RUN INTO OCIEL AGAIN, LET ME HAVE A SCENE OF OCIEL SHOCKED SEEING HER, LET ME SEE HIM WATCH HER WALK UP, LET HER PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, LET ME HAVE THAT!

[matenrou-fan]

can i request jakurai with a s/o who is around his age and also a medical worker and is quite soft and caring irl, but likes to dom him in bed?

Jakurai with NB! s/o who is a soft and caring medical worker but likes to dom him in bed

NBreader, fluff, just wholesome stuff;; also praising, beginning, oral (giving), anal (giving);;

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

;MINORS DNI;

SFW:

-Jakurai always loved his job, as he sees his role in life as serving people, but now, when he meets you.. He started to love his profession even more.

-Thoughts about you also being here, working in the same hospital.. His heart flatters every time he thinks about your face.

-You two have so much in common! So caring and gentle, trying to help your patience as much as you could.. If everyone used to say that Jakurai was a guardian angel of Shinjuku Central Hospital, now they are talking about that there's even two patrons.

-Despite you can't see each other that much during work hours, Doc is always looking forward to spending at least lunch break together. Jakurai cares about his patiences, but he cares about you even more, always asking how are you today and what you bring for lunch, how is your shift going and everything.

-"Oh, I'm glad that this man from third ward start feel better.." - he nods and chuckles softly, then takes your arm in his. - "But i was asking about how your shift is going, how are you feeling..?"

-And when you also ask him the same questions, in your casual soft manner, Jakurai melts. Who knows that all this love he is always giving to other people is actually also really pleasant to receive?

-Jakurai never thought about how much he actually needed someone like you in his life, as only now he realized how hungry he was for some attention and care.

-So he absolutely loves to drive you to his house after work ends, to spend the whole evening with you, maybe make dinner together?

-"I read about this new dish today.." - Jakurai mumbled and took one of his journals about healthy cooking. - "What do you think about if we try it out?"

-For him there's nothing more precious than some quality time with you alone, only in these moments he can relax completely.

-You are the only one who sees his whole nature, without this mysterious charming vibe he's always wrapped in. Only you can hear all his thoughts and problems, as there's no one who will trust as much as you.

-"You know, people have a tendency to call me saint or even angel.." - a little chuckle escaped his lips as Jakurai looked at you with such adoration in his eyes. - "But for me, the real pure angel here is you. You're the angel of my heart, s/o.. I love you.."

NSFW:

-Oh, well, he doesn't know his little angel actually would be that naughty in bed.

-For some reason Jakurai was sure that someone so gentle and sweet as you would be kinda bottom in bed.. He didn't mind leading you here.

-So when you suddenly start being in charge, he gets surprised.. And more aroused.

-Jakurai has a fondness for strange characters, and it's actually interesting to see your dominating side now.

-Despite his big height and mystery aura, he would be a good, obedient bottom. It's just so easy to make him flustered as he doesn't really know how to act now, when you pin him to bed and sit on top with such a smug smile. All he wants to do now it's just be quiet and submissive.

-Definitely would beg. Even if you tease him just a little bit it would be enough for him to start asking for more with a trembling voice. (and sometimes you think that he is begging not because he wants more, but just because he likes to beg, to feel himself under your mercy..)

-"S/o.. I.. Please.." - he groans, half closed eyes fixed on you as Jakurai tries to form his words. You are sitting between his thighs, slowly playing with his dick, waiting for what he is going to say. - "Please.. I-i can't take it any more.."

-In spite of his love to beg he's really bad at dirty talking, as he is not really used to something like that in bed. But isn't it making things better?

-"Here, just repeat after me.." - this soft sweet voice made his back tingle as you cooed at him. You just keep playing, talking in your casual, gentle tone, almost mocking him. - "Here, 'Please, touch my dick and let me cum', okay?"

-"P.. please.. S/o.. Please touch me.. touch me more and let me cum.." -Jakurai mumble, absolutely ashamed. But you can see how much his cock started twitching, as he totally enjoyed that.

-Absolutely love anal sex. As a doctor he does know where his sensitive spot is, so he totally tries this several times before. In the beginning it was out of curiosity, but when he started enjoying it more and more.

-You never thought you would be able to hear such low deep moans from your beloved, as he trembles under you, absolutely lost in pleasure. Jakurai don't really love to be loud in bed, as he finds it kinda embarrassing, when his husky voice is so loud and whiny.

-But you already found another weak spot of his. All you need to do when Jakurai start hiding his face in pillows or cover his mouth with his shaky hand is just grab this long, purple hair and pull them. Such a loud gasp burst out of his chest, as he started clenching more, dick throbbing and dripping small drops of precum on sheets already.

-Oh, what beautiful long nights you would have with him, it just feels like you never would have enough of these radical changes in his tone, behavior and facial expression when you two are alone. And Jakurai also just get more and more addicted to you and your other face, too excited to see more of this new thrilling side of your relationship.

[dojae-huh]

https://youtu.be/qvd6Qbnd41s?si=YbMhy0U98nRcT550

21:53

Doyoung: I have seen jungwoo passing out in the middle of watching film exhuma!!

He was saying it like he have seen it through his eyes, not from some group chat......

First of I don't want to fight....but I couldn't ignore it huh nim.... Like that anon said it like so adamant, like no matter what I refuse to believe they 3 we're tgthr... That kind of mindset... Like dy must have get it from group chat? Omg.... Really.... If am not a jaedo shipper, but there is a possibility of them being tgthr for some place, I don't think there is any chance to deny it.... Like if one ship is really shipping, that 2 pll can't go with any other?? What's logic is that? Nd am not saying doyoung imalways says the truth.... But he is good at hiding info especially about jaedo.... But look here.... Jaewoo went to see the movie, it's the fact, then y would he say it like he have seen it??? Nd given his character, even if he sees it , he would say it like he got the info from somewhere else.... Isn't it right huh nim?? Nd that doyoung announcing it openely he have seen it woo passing out, for the movie where actually jaewoo went tgthr...??? BULLSHIT...... IT'S WHAT WE CALL IT AS THE SLIPPERY OF THE TOUNGUE...... nd it's the truth.... Nd the staff didn't cut it, coz it was funny nd entertaining for the woo fans..... Nd there is nothing to get afraid to be... So they just keep it.... If they knw we are fighting over a single dialogue, even after the 2 days of it's broadcast, they would be like calling a meeting..... Haha.....

I can just ignore this,....nd am not here to proove anything abt the movie night....but what I don't get is, doesn't matter if u r a shipper or not, why can't they accept the things as it is....its a straight confession, why u need to make alot of definition over this?? I don't get by proving this what do they get actually....

All I want to say is, if u see everything through the shippers eyes, you will lose a lot of precious moments..... Shopping is there, but also frndship, brotherhood, colleagues etc....evrything can make moments nd memories.... Don't miss it......coz that's also beautiful tooo.....

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I suppose it comes from different look on things and different feelings.

You, anon, thought you caught Doyoung on a slip up and added a new detail to an old information. You were happy because it meant JaeDo watched a movie and wrote to a JaeDo shipper blog to spread the news and tell about a shippery moment.

(first version) Jaehyun and Jungwoo watched Exhuma -> (updated) Jaehyun and Jungwoo and Doyoung watched Exhuma -> (a possible even fuller picture of the event) Jaehyun and Jungwoo and Doyoung and Jungwoo's sister/17's member watched Exhuma

As we can see, other fans interpret same news differently. For example, "those delulu JaeDo shippers need to make everything about their ship discounting wholesome JaeWoo time, stealing from JaeWoo shippers" or "those shippers are ready to call pure Jungwoo a lier just to turn everything into JaeDo conspiracy". There could be a feeling of jealousy (from a JaeWoo shipper), a feeling of irritation/hurt (from a Jungwoo stan), or a feeling of "I know better, don't try to change my belief in how events unfolded" (from a "I saw on the internet and you are wrong"). I'll stop, but there can be other possible reactions. It's not like DJJ watching a movie is unbelievable on it's own, it's that there is resistance to accept it happening (the way I have doubts about JaeWoo as movie buddies, doesn't mean I'm right, I'm in the middle of collecting more info, it's pending for me).

Now, to answer your question about the moment. Thanks for the timestamp, I've analysed it.

Doyoung didn't say he "saw", in Korean he said "it happened" (or, rather, "Woo did it"). Therefore, it is possible Jaehyun told him about it as a funny story, or Jungwoo told himself.

Doyoung looked at Jaehyun to laugh together after the words. And normally people bring up moments like that when they themselves were witnesses, when it left an impression. Other members didn't react (so it wasn't in a group chat like that anon suggested), Mark even asked Doyoung for a clarification (21:55).

In conclusion. Heh, it's still 50/50. Do's smile directed at Jae was huge, which can mean he was present (and thus his excitement was bigger, he was affected more by the scene seeing it in person). However, he didn't say "I saw". Other members didn't know about Woo passing (look at Mark questioning, Tae and Yuta not reacting, Johnny showing a surprised look), which means that if Doyoung didn't go to the cinema, then Jaehyun told the funny detail only to him.

[agentmarcuspike]

do you know who would absolutely LOVE kissing your cheek? MARCUS-PERFECT BOYFRIEND-PIKE!!!!

also hi it's me, marcus anon, back with another headcanon kinda

you reblogged a post about nose kisses and stuff ik it was like two days ago but i started it and then didn’t have time to finish and it made me think about how marcus is definitely the kind of person who loves kissing you in other places than your lips (am I making sense?)

obviously I'm not saying he doesn't enjoy kissing your lips quite the contrary but he also has a habit of kissing you all the time, pretty much everywhere.

maybe it's just because I'm like that let's blame the french that I am but kissing cheeks as a greeting is something very special to me.

i’m getting less and less awkward about touching people but something that has never bothered me was kissing someone’s cheek. 

of course, most of the time it’s the regular cheek kissing (la bise) which is just putting your cheek against someone else’s and doing that kissing noise

but i’m talking about actual cheek kisses.

and our boy marcus definitely is a big cheek-kisser.

when he’s in a rush and he wants to say hello/goodbye, when he says thank you, right before bringing you into a big hug and more simply, when he’s feeling affectionate and wants to show you he loves you (especially in public)

again, it’s probably just me but i’m not comfortable AT ALL with pda. like definitely the kind to make out with my partner in public but i don’t mind low-key gestures such as cheek kisses.

while thinking about this headcanon i asked myself why i found cheek kisses so sweet and the only answer i could come up with is that it’s there is something so precious, so wholesome about kissing someone’s cheek. i believe it’s one of the most purest way of showing your love for someone and i refuse to believe it is that underrated

also i feel like just as he enjoys kissing you on your cheek, he loves receiving kisses there.

he loves it when you kiss him and crunch your nose up because his stubble tickled you, loves it even more when you kiss him after he’s shaved because his skin is all soft and warm one might even argue he shaves just for that 

and let’s be honest pictures of you kissing his cheek/him kissing yours are the cutest and you probably have hundreds of those.

so yeah, support cheek kisses for clear skin <3

hello and you are absolutely correct as usual!!! it's so gentle and pure, exactly like the way he loves. "when he’s in a rush and he wants to say hello/goodbye, when he says thank you, right before bringing you into a big hug" ahhh!!

and him shaving more often because you love kissing and touching his face so much 😩 maybe that's why i'm so week for clean-shaven P, it makes him so soft and smoochable...

ALSO sidenote, someone wanting to take facekissing pictures with me??? crying. the bar is on the floor but still.....

ps i'm gonna be a bridesmaid at a wedding in france next year and if marcus isn't there to la bise me???? bye

[omitea]

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐀’𝐒

char. g. suguru x fem! reader.

tags. mention of eating. reader has a pregnant bump. pure fluff, so watch out for cavities. based on this post of mine. proofread? idk u tell me.

╰┈➤ you come home to find suguru having a tea party with his two little princesses.

. note. i couldn’t detain myself okay. girl dad suguru has my heart n so will it have yours. you’re very welcome <3 and @satorisoup here u go sweets :)

if the people who could make geto suguru do anything while having them wrapped around their fingers, it would be your own two daughters. you have him wrapped around yours too— but it’s different in some ways.

he’s very protective of his little ones, not daring to be too stern or say no to them. afraid to break their fragile heart as they look him in the eyes with such hope. hoping that their father would cave into their playful little banters anyways.

which is why it’s not so uncommon anymore in the geto household to come home to a messy house. dolls scattered here and there, the tv still playing an unfinished barbie movie that you’ve watched a hundred times together. you find comfort in the domesticity of it all, wholesome how your small precious family lights your world up despite living in such a ruined world.

upon further entering your home— your ears pick up the sound of innocent giggles. purely filled with happiness and exciting squealing in between. you couldn’t help but smile at the sound.

you decided to finally approach the half closed door, quietly snorting at the heart-warming sight in front of you. your two little girls were busy preparing their dad for a royal dinner with the “king” and “queen”— referring to the two bears that sat at the table with paper crowns on their heads.

suguru had a concerning look on his face. it was funny to see a stoic looking man like him panicking from the inside. two pairs of chubby hands were working on his long hair, doing whatever they could muster up that’s suitable for them. wearing a plastic tiara. the other pair was making sure his messy makeup matched the painfully-stretched dress he was wearing.

wait…

you gasped as realization hit you, causing three heads to comically turn in your direction. “geto suguru, is that my favorite dress?” you questioned. but that wasn’t your top priority right now as your daughters ran up to you— causing you to teeter before gripping the door to steady yourself.

you greeted your girls with a few kisses on their foreheads, before pressing one on your awaiting husband’s temple. “you look stunning,” you hummed against his skin, trying to surpass the smile that was making it’s way onto your face. he could only scoff and shake his head, oblivious to the dangerous stares.

“daddy, you said you liked it!,” the older one stated. this only caused suguru to panic more as he tried his best to assure her. “i do…i do like it, sweetheart.” but his daughter was smart enough to not give in that easily.

the youngest jutted her bottom lip out as she continued to stare at her father. oh she knew what she was doing. sisters, one being four and one being seven? yeah that was a dangerous pair indeed.

suguru snaked his arm around your waist, looking up at you with pleading eyes. a way to ask for help to get out of this situation he could’ve avoided by saying no. but it wasn’t that simple. being a father simple changed his life for the best and he is extremely grateful for that fact.

“i love you a lot, suguru…,” you pinched the bridge of your nose. “but i can’t help you with this one.”

his large hand found it’s way under your shirt— tracing the stretch marks on your bump softly with his finger tips. “you go eat then,” he smiled. “the torture of taking these knots out of my hair will be worth every single second.”

at that, you pinched his cheeks and let them all three know you will be in the kitchen and left. not even five seconds later, you heard the youngest yell, “mommy! daddy ripped your dress!”

the deep sigh you let out wasn’t one of exhaustion and irritation, it was more the one of amusement. because that’s how your little family was. always finding a new way to add more unexpected events in your happy life.

but just after your other little one is here, your life will finally be complete.

©𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐀. please refrain from stealing my works !

[ultraericthered]

First off, I second this:

But actually, I do agree with most of these points. Except…there’s just one particular fallacy that’s stuck to them, and it’s this:

But throughout 31 years, Eggman never, ever displayed any positive quality that would suggest that he’d grow emotionally attached to a child, even one of his creation.

The fandom cries that Eggman was turned into a joke by Pontaff but now they cheer when his credibility as a villain gets a huge dent put into it because of his Eggdad dynamic with Sage.

My main issue with Eggdad is that this was pulled off with the clear intention of softening up Eggman, it’s very blatant that this was done in an effort to give the message that he has a heart and the whole fandom is eating it up.

Soooo might I ask what exactly makes this “EggDad” thing stand apart from all those other times Eggman in the games has displayed positive, not-entirely-pure-evil-without-any-noble-side qualities? 

Eggman is as much a “rotten egg” as is humanly possible, this is canonically true, but I missed when he was ever this completely inhuman monster that you all make him out to be. Feeling something resembling instictual parental care and affection (as close as a self-absorbed, sociopathic man like him could ever come to feeling such emotions) towards his latest and greatest creation is just the most recent in the rare but not nonexistent instances of Eggman “having a heart” way, way, way, way, way deep down. So what makes this a stretch too far over the other rare Pet The Dog moments from this same character? Why do those moments get a free pass yet one occurance of him caring more for another person (who was created by him, which inherently ties her to him and his immense ego) than he normally ever would automatically turn him into Mr. Tinker?

From what I’m seeing, it amounts to too things - writer bias and fandom response. Ian Flynn has not earned a ton of goodwill with some fans like you, Eggman fans in parcticular given the IDW comics constantly squandering his villainous potential, so it’s hard not to read the worst into what his intentions behind his writing decisions must’ve been. And since previous Pet The Dog moments didn’t get so many fans latching onto them, making cute, wholesome and touching fan content about them, and loudly proclaiming that they either give Eggman more “depth”, “development”, and “nuance” or straight up proves Eggman’s not really the worst guy ever deep down, they didn’t spark as much ire as the current EggDad thing. 

I can’t really say anything definitively about the former - I’m not much a fan of Ian Flynn’s “vision” myself. But for the latter, it’s totally a fandom thing. @the-fourth-knower​ sort of answered it already.

I’m hoping that it’s mostly a fandom thing and not something Sonic Team will do . Also it’s funny because Bowser being a dad…hasn’t really made him any less of a villain in his universe. Sonic community built different i guess???

Almost every fandom can, have, and will make fan content about villains in the work they’re in fandom of that will depict those villains in lighter, softer, cuter, more “precious” and “sexy” lights than how those villains actually are in canon. So the positive response to EggDad should come as know surprise, and if you try to argue that there’d be no such response from fans if the US script had closer ressembled the JP script and Eggman had no explicit fatherly love for his “dear daughter”, you’d be lying to yourself and me. And you could argue that Flynn just should not have bothered giving Eggman and Sage such a dynamic because he should have known how fans would percieve it and it would diminish the credibility and evilness of the franchise’s primary villain but…that kind of puts too much responsibility for fans own thinking and behavior on the writer(s) of the canonical narrative. To liken to an obscure example, I can find some fan content about Reiji Miyabi and the North Maiden (”Fish Girl” as he calls her) that I find quite cute because that dynamic was very nuanced and had a sweet side to it and I like seeing those two together…but afterwards I will still not forget that Reiji is one of the most self-absorbed, narcissistic, psychopathic people ever who was terrible to so many characters, Fish Girl included, and that canonically he is unquestionably a villain who was given exactly what he had coming to him in the end. Positive dynamics that bring out some positive traits in an evil person does not “diminish their villainy” so long as the villain is kept in-character (which Eggman mostly was in the US script of Frontiers and absolutely was in the JP script.)

For fucks sake, Archie!Eggman is a thousand times the monster that Games!Eggman is and he was even notably torn up when he had to kill off the creation that he saw as a daughter and who saw him as her father, and it did exactly jack shit to diminish his villainy or push him towards becoming a softer, better, less heinously evil person.

I'm getting really tired of Ian using the whole thing about the writing and characterization in the series being inconsistent throughout the years as an excuse. Yes, there has many wildly different interpretations and takes of the characters in the many different spin-offs in media that have been made throughout it's history. Imo it's why the franchise has remained so relevant and it's fandom so active to this day, because it's made the characters and series more accessible that way. Anywhere can be a jumping on point for people. But I really don't think people are asking too much for there to be some consistency or set of rules within a continuity that he and the others working on IDW have, or tried to have, established. Unlike with Archie, where they were literally making things up as they went along, they're supposed to be starting completely from scratch with IDW.

And it doesn't help with him doing writing work on a mainline game like Frontiers, because it's meant to take place in the same exact canon as the main games. Assuming he had something to do with it, I wouldn't have any problem with how the whole Eggdad thing was done(aside from it just feeling completely rushed) if it was in a completely different continuity that was it's own thing, as the character has had so many different portrayals throughout the franchise's history. But since this is meant to be the same Eggman from the games, I have to look at it through the lense of how he's been in the previous games up until that point- which I would say has actually been pretty damn consistent- and because of that, it feels so off-putting for him to suddenly soften up out of nowhere, when he normally would have immediately pushed the off button on Sage, or do a bit of "reprogramming", the second she started talking back.

It's a lazy copout, not befitting of Best Sonic Writer The Veteran, and it's not even true!

You know what, I'll just put this from the FAQ, which wasn't written for sport:

“Games!Sonic is inconsistent.”

Yes, different writers choose to emphasize different aspects of Sonic’s personality. In ShTH, he was overly giddy and excited, and even seemed to not notice Shadow being upset because he remembered his own death. In ‘06, he was overly stoic. In Colors, he gained the sudden quirk of taunting robots who couldn’t respond.

However, Sonic still has core traits that no game has changed: for example, Games!Sonic is always supportive towards his friends, and trusts them to know what they’re doing… something that isn’t always present in IDW. Games!Sonic remarked that Shadow saved the world once and thus he isn’t just a weapon in Battle; IDW!Sonic guilt-tripped him by reminding him that he tried to obliterate the planet once in #6. Games!Sonic listens to Tails, and he makes sure to apologize to him after the one time he has offended him in Lost World;  IDW!Sonic brushes Tails off and deflects blame when Tails confronts him about his decision to let Metal Sonic go in #50. Games!Sonic is fairly terse when it comes to himself, and only speaks for longer when he talks about the power of friendship; IDW!Sonic goes on whole speeches about his general modus operandi (granted, this is an issue with Flynn’s writing in general, who really seems to like writing many words).

Sonic is a simple character at his core, and as such, the traits that make his very being have always been respected. Sonic is friendly, kind although with a noticeable ego, he always always tries to save people in need even if he has no idea of what's going on, always sees the best in those people, but he's somewhat uncaring of villains, especially the ones who have crossed the line in his mind - he doesn't automatically go for the kill, but if he has to kill them, he'll do it. The fact that he's more of a chatterbox in Colors than he is in '06 doesn't mean that there is one game where Sonic has suddenly turned into a manipulative bastard, or somehow thinks that Eggman could ever reform.

The games. They're meant to be played. With care.

And of course, same with Eggman. Yes, the Eggman from '06 is a much more serious, less hammy version of the character, that is inconsistent. But throughout 31 years, Eggman never, ever displayed any positive quality that would suggest that he'd grow emotionally attached to a child, even one of his creation. This is why I hate the argument "well Bowser can be a dad and still be evil!" sure! Bowser. Not Eggman. They're not the same character. Anti-heroes who slash everyone in their way and still are heroic exist, but that doesn't mean that Sonic would be one of them!

Justifying it with "muh inconsistency" means you're not above the level of a 6 year old who makes up the rules of the game as they go along, because they really want to win.

[sage-nebula]

Late but who are your top 5 AC villagers?

1.) CHIEF — He has been my absolute favorite since the original Gamecube game, and while it sucks a bit that I had to buy a (bootleg but very high quality) amiibo card to finally reunite with him sixteen years later, it was worth it. I’ve missed him. He will always be my all-time fave. (Also, the bootleg amiibo card was a birthday present to myself, and I only paid like $5 for it, so I don’t feel too bad about it.)

2.) Marshal — Since I don’t interact with or pay attention to the fandom basically at all aside from reblogging the occasional funny thing that comes across my dashboard, I completely missed all the Marshal hype in New Leaf and didn’t even know whomst he was when he showed up as my first Smug villager in the tent in New Horizons. And to that end, his introduction rubbed me the wrong way so I didn’t even want him at first and was mad I was forced to invite him to stay! But now I love him to pieces. Aside from being adorable appearance-wise, his personality is absolutely great and he was the first villager in New Horizons to give me his picture. I’m never letting him leave, and imo, Marshal > Raymond. Yeah, I said it.

3.) Freya or Whitney — Freya was my favorite in New Leaf and I was so heartbroken when she up and left that I stopped playing altogether lmao. So when I got myself Chief’s amiibo card (well, bootleg, again), I also got Freya’s. This turned out to be an amazing decision because it was thanks to Freya that I FINALLY got the Ironwood Dresser recipe. However, then Whitney showed up at the campsite and I had to have her, too. She’s gorgeous. Also both Freya and Whitney are Snooty villagers so it’s like, they’ve got the same personality . . . I can’t pick one over the other.

4.) Walker — He is my child, my son. He’s another one I got at my campsite. I know all Lazy villagers have the same personality, but there’s something about Walker that makes him seem especially babey to me (maybe the fact that he’s a pupper?) and as such I treat him like one, haha. Such as, sometime after I told Marshal to use “beech” as his catchphrase, sweet, innocent Walker started using it and I felt like that one comment where the parent gasps and covers the child’s ears and then starts assaulting the one who taught them the profane word. You know the one I’m talking about? Anyway. Walker asked me to change his catchphrase and so I had him start saying “bork” instead (was very tempted to change it back to his original “wuh” though because it’s SO CUTE), but now he’s passed that onto Agnes . . . oops.

5.) Maple — She’s SO CUTE!! I discovered her by chance on a mystery tour and oh my god she’s precious. It is kind of weird that they have both bears and “bear cubs” since, you know, cubs are supposed to be baby bears and Maple’s clearly an adult like the rest (sans Walker, even though he is; he’s babey), but I’m willing to overlook it given how cute and sweet she is. She was the second one to give me her photo in New Horizons and I cherish it just like I do Marshal’s.

Incidentally, these are all villagers I currently have on my island . . . but that’s because while I do remember some other villagers from past games, I’m not attached to them enough to like, want to seek them out. And strangely, I cannot at all remember anyone I had in Wild World. Like I played that one, I played it quite a bit, but I can’t remember who the hell was in my village in that game. (I also don’t remember who was in my village in City Folk, but I barely played City Folk because it sucked. And if you don’t believe me it sucked, then look up what animal tracks were in the Animal Crossing series and especially in City Folk and you’ll agree with me that City Folk was trash.) I only remember my villagers from the original Gamecube game (which I played before I ever played Wild World for obvious reasons, tf), New Leaf, and now New Horizons. The only ones I really remember from Wild World were non-villagers like Blanca, Redd, and Lyle (whom I still haven’t forgiven for the utter NONSENSE he pulled in that game even though I am happy that he got away from Redd and turned his life around). 

So yeah, those are my favorites! Though I have a feeling I’d adore Audie if I could get her in my town . . . I know she’s Peppy and so she’d be the exact same as Bianca (who I also have in my town and love), but she’s such a pretty wolf and I love wolves . . . @ Audie come to my campsite, you’ll have a good time I promise . . .

EDIT: I just remembered that I think I had Lobo in Wild World, but while he was a wolf and I love wolves, the fact that he was a cranky wolf but not my cranky wolf kind of put me off him a little bit. It was like he was discount Chief . . . nothing personal, I just . . . really wanted Chief back . . . so I guess I just kind of forgot that I ever had Lobo in any one of my towns, but I did. At least I’m pretty sure I did, and it was in Wild World.