#house has a breakdown over wilson keeping a secret from him and its EVERYTHINGGGG

[lazybakerart]

@weird-an I GASP. I CRY!!!!

this is SO SO CUTE and i'm still flailing over it!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AN I LOVE THIS STORY AND I LOVE YOUR WRITING T_____________T!!!!!!

"What is it?" House asks, almost yelling. "The names of your wives in little hearts? The FIGO classification of your favorite tumor? The ugly white cat? Or Garfield?”

“Nothing like that.” Smugness is, unfortunately, a good look on Wilson.

House takes another fry and points it at the other man like a gun.

“Tell me,” he demands.

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