#house 6x02

[housetzuyu]

house md s6 eps 1 nd 2

greatest piece of media i've ever seen in my life - not only tv but truly the best of fiction ever created by man. i wish hugh laurie and david shore could fuck me hard and raw right at this present moment

[malpractice-husbands]

House so annoying he got therapy with the boss himself

[florida3exclamationpoints]

House rapping with Lin Manuel Miranda is the cutest thing I've ever seen

[malinaa]

sometimes u have to feel the broad spectrum of human emotion because a british actor with an american accent is rapping with lin manuel miranda in a psych ward

[oldmanffucker]

“You can do this. If you hold my hand, I can do it too.”

House bringing Mr. Freedom Master out to carry the cello to feel capable, driving him out to the carnival to help him fly …. to me he genuinely wanted to help someone feel good. feel happy. even tho it was reinforcing someone’s delusions, it wasn’t Rational. but he’s stuck there and he can’t help people and he needs to help people! he needs to believe people can be happy, to be okay even with delusions. even when they’re not okay he needs to know there are ways to be okay even for a little bit.

[evenstar-ing]

brb getting a kiss from a married woman at the psych ward party and then going back to my room where lin manuel miranda awaits me

[dumbbitchawards]

House and wilson cooking class scene you will always be famous

[junipum]

wtf is this hopeful ass elevator music. give me agony i want the most gut-wrenching heartbreaking instrumental chords any human has ever strung together

[mattoidmeerkat]

Athena's parents living right next to the LACoFD East County Training Center makes me irrationally happy. 😂

[Image ID: A screenshot from Google Maps and a gif from Treasure Hunt

Screenhot: The image from Google Maps marks the location where the scenes at the Carter house where filmed with a yellow pin next to LA County Station 187, home to the East County Training Center.

GIF: Bobby in Treasure Hunt is standing next to his white board and enthusiastically pointing to a map.

/end ID]

[goodwhump-temp]

Shawn Spencer Whump | Psych

1x02 Spellingg Bee - Motorcycle crash, hospital, knee brace, limp, bumps into bin, pain 1x03 Woman Seeking Dead Husband - Held at gunpoint x2 1x05 Lives - Held at gunpoint 1x06 Weekend Warriors - Held at gunpoint 1x15 Scary Sherry - Nightmare

2x02 65 Million Years Off - Shot at, scared 2x03 Psy vs Psy - Hostage 2x04 Zero to Murder in 60s - Brief boo-boo (chair race sabatoged) 2x05 And Down the Stretch... - Childhood bully 2x07 If You're So Smart... - Bullied by children 2x09 Bounty Hunters! - Handcuffed, jumps off boat, held at gunpoint 2x13 Lights, Camera… - Nearly nailed to death (38:00), character funeral 2x15 Black and Tan - Sad (18:30) 2x16 Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead - Mummy 'curse'

3x01 Ghosts - [Flashback; emo/arrested] Increasingly angry about mothers' return, confrontation, heartbroken 3x04 Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable - Shot at, chased x3, restrained, held at helicopter-point and gunpoint, betrayed 3x06 There Might Be Blood - Held at gunpoint, dangerous confrontation 3x08 Gus Walks Into A Bank - Held back, worried, bank hostage, tight gus hug, manhandled 3x10 Six Feet Under the Sea - Held at gunpoint 3x11 Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing - Punched unconscious, hostage, held at gunpoint, pistol whipped, fatherly care, nearly passes out (40:15) 3x12 Earth, Wind And… - Runs into burning building, oxygen mask, held at firepoint, caught in burning building, briefly thought dead, coughing/smoke inhalation 3x13 Any Given Friday Night at 10PM - 'Abducted' 3x14 Truer Lies - Held at gunpoint 3x15 Tuesday the 17th - 'Trips', held at 'knifepoint' 3x16 An Evening with Mr. Yang - Angry, mom held hostage, scared, heartbroken

4x01 Extradition: British Colombia - Held at gunpoint x2 4x02 He Dead - Daddy issues 4x03 High Noon-ish - Stampede/pushed, falls into mineshaft, pain, held at gunpoint, trapped 4x04 Devil is in the Details… - Confession 4x05 Shawn Gets the Yips - Scared/dumb ("bomb" on treadmill) 4x06 Bollywood Homicide - Slapped (39:15) 4x07 High Top Fade Out - Held at gunpoint, shot at 4x09 Shawn Takes A Shot in the Dark - Shot, abducted/missing, bleeding, pain, knocked unconscious, choked, jumps on moving car, weak, sling 4x10 You Can't Handle This Episode - Shot at 4x12 A Very Juliet Episode - Held at gunpoint, punched x2, knocked down x2, kicked 4x16 Mr. Yin Presents - Nightmare, angry, heartbroken x2, fatherly love

5x01 Romeo & Juliet & Juliet - Held at gunpoint, falls through window, kicked through wall, insane dodging skillz, knocked down, sore 5x03 Not Even Close, Encounters - Held at gunpoint/abducted by 'aliens' 5x04 Chivalry is Not Dead - Hanging upside down (tomato face), poisoned, collapse, hospital, unconscious 5x07 Ferry Tale - Held at gunpoint x2, hostage, kicked in the face, tear gas inhalation, restrained, trips/tumbles down a hill 5x09 One, Maybe Two, Ways Out - Seriously heartbroken 5x12 Dual Spires - Trapped in burning house 5x13 We'd Like to Thank the Academy - Held at gunpoint x2 5x16 Yang 3 in 2D - Held at shotgunpoint, scared

6x01 Shawn Rescues Darth Vader - Jumps off roof 6x02 Last Night Gus - Hungover, stressed, jumps from balcony, shot at 6x04 Amazing Psych-Man & Tap-Man - Trips, found unconscious, punched, kicked x2, thrown, sand to the eye, exhausted 6x06 Shawn Interrupted - Mental patient, hands covered, knocked unconscious, restrained, held at gunpoint 6x09 Neil Simons Lover Retreat - Robbed, heartbroken x2 (29:35), smile through the pain (42:00) 6x10 Indiana Shawn and the Temple - Hand stuck, slapped, manhandled, held at gunpoint, 'crying' 6x13 Let's Doo-Wap it Again - Appendicitis, collapse, hospital drama-queen, held at gunpoint, drugged, drugs wear off, le rigor mortis, le pain, le kitty cat! 6x16 Santabarbaratown - Held at knifepoint, knocked unconscious, black-eye

7x01 Santabarbaratown 2 - Scared, angry, thrown, active mine, held at gunpoint x3, Lassie love 7x02 Juliet Takes A Luvvah - Traumatized (27:00) 7x03 Lassie Jerky - Shot at, held at gunpoint 7x04 No Country For Two Old Men - Held at gunpoint 7x06 Cirque Du Soul - Pain from pull-ups 7x07 Deez Nups - Huge confession, heartbroken 7x08 Right Turn Or Left For Dead - Insomnia, regret, depressed, head slammed into glass, bruise, concussion, denial, stabbed, nearly hit by truck, headache, tackled 7x11 Office Space - Poked x2, trips, bloody nose, scared, framed 7x14 No Trout About It - Painful yoga, choked, fired

8x01 Lock, Stock… - Held at gunpoint, "restrained" 8x05 COG Blocked - Jumpscared out of hammock, painful poke, body decked by cane, held at gunpoint 8x07 Shawn & Gus Truck Things Up - Hand squeezed painfully 8x09 Nightmare on State Street - Slapped, zombie 8x10 The Break-Up - Nervous, held at gunpoint, shot at, emotional

[queseraone]

Alright, payback! Your top five funniest moments so far!

Okay, this is hard, mostly because... there are so many funny moments on this show, but they tend to be fleeting, laugh-in-the-moment-then-forget-it things. So here's what I've got off the top of my head (in no particular order):

Daddy Cop (both times, but the 6x02 version was particularly awesome - with the choir?? 😂)

Tim and Jackson showing up at Angela's house with a riot shield in 3x14 (and honestly, Tim in his Man of Honor era in general was hilarious)

Jackson when he was "high" in 2x08

"You were literally my teacher" in 3x07

The childbirth conversation in 3x09

Since I can almost guarantee I've missed some, tell me what you'd add???

[housetzuyu]

just finished watching s6 eps broken pt 1 and pt 2 🥹 i'm so so so happy for house he finally got a chance in life after suffering so much like thats my BABY over there omg...i can't believe everything will go downhill again...

[malpractice-husbands]

How house md it was for house to help the girl and by this making her leave

[timandlucy]

only bought this dress so you could take it off

Pairing: Lucy Chen/Tim Bradford

Rating: E

Timeline: Post 6x02 (but set in the universe where Tim gets to take Lucy's dress off).

Word count: 1,823

Summary:

Tim finally gets the opportunity to take off Lucy's dress after Nolan's wedding. But does he take it?

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Lucy doesn't know how Tim even manages to drive to his house. Her skin is set ablaze with desire, tingling all over her body, and her mind is already hazy. She’s unbelievably turned on, squirming in the passenger seat, rubbing her thighs together to provide herself some much needed friction. 

She decides revenge is in order—he really didn't have to whisper all those things into her ear while they were dancing at the wedding. He didn't have to tell her exactly what he was planning on doing to her when they got home or everything he wanted to do at the previous weddings they attended. So tangling her fingers in his hair, scratching her nails alongside his scalp is fair game as far as Lucy is concerned.

The warning in his tone says otherwise, but Lucy is so beyond caring. Her entire body is vibrating with want . She wants his tongue, his fingers, his cock. She wants all of him.

A quiet moan escapes her mouth at the thought, and she quickly bites her lip to muffle it. 

"Lucy– fuck ." His words are frantic, disjointed, and it gives her pleasure to know she can undo him with a single sound. 

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[malinaa]

SEEING HOUSE HUG PEOPLE... INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!!!!

[oldmanffucker]

House jumping in with lines for Alvie when he flounders during his rap I’m - he’s such a good boy 😭😩😩😩‼️